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Have a fun golf day
with the girls, tam.
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Aw thanks, hun.
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It's a beautiful day
to get outside and...
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[whispering]
kick their asses.
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Oh yeah. I always do.
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So what are you gonna do today?
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Ahhh I don't know.
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I'll figure something out.
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Love you!!!
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Love youuuu! Mwah
mwah mwah mwah!
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[♪♪]
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[tv] - and he makes the
catch in the endzone!
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Damnit! Were both his feet in?
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Ahhh, there goes my parlay.
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Hey, go birds!
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Yooo jinglebells! You made it!
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Gotta be honest david,
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I did not think you'd be down
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For the debauchery of a classic,
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Mark hoagies guys day.
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Guys day! Guys day!
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Comin' atcha!
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Oh wow. This is cool.
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This is like a beer
commercial from 2003. Nice.
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You know it.
We got it all, david.
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We got beer, hot wings,
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A little sports wagering,
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A little corn-hole action.
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The game, david.
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Don't get excited.
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Hah, homophobia. Cool.
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And the best part is,
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Tammy's out
golfing with the girls
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So there's no women
around to bust our balls.
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This is a judgment-free zone,
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Where dudes can be dudes.
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Right, yeah.
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It's like finally we have
a safe space for our uh...
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Marginalized community.
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100 percent, yeah.
Speaking of which,
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Have you met dan here?
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He's kind of a nerd,
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Does like, computer stuff.
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I feel like you guys
might get along.
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Cool. Sup dan.
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Ok I'll let you guys nerd out.
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I'm gonna go do this thing where
I throw a football over the roof
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And then run through the house
and catch it on the other side.
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It's very cool.
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So yeah,
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How 'bout this ai stuff,
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Right? It's crazy!
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Dude a.I. Is unreal.
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Check this out.
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Oh my god.
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What am I looking at?
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Ai-generated lord
of the rings porn
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But I mapped my
third grade teacher's face
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Onto all the hobbits.
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Ah. Oh..
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Woah, would you look at that?
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It's already 10:15,
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I gotta get going.
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It's so great to meet
you dan I'll see you later.
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Okay, you guys ready?
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Uh. You sure about this, mark?
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Uh yeah, hank.
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If a bunch of teenagers
on tiktok can do it,
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Then I can definitely do it.
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Okay here we go!
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Oof!
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[glass smash]
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Damnit!
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Forgot to open the sliding door.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ♪
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♪ until them
robots came along. ♪
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♪ and now
there is no job for me ♪
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♪ but I get 3,000
bucks a month ♪
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♪ thanks to ubi
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♪ now we're
universal basic guys. ♪
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♪ it may not
sound like much. ♪
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♪ but we're
still gonna try ♪
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♪ we're just
universal basic guys ♪
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Okay guys!
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Trying it one more time!
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[tammy pulls up]
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Uh oh.
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Alright here we go!
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Ugh!
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Watch out! Watch out!
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Yo I got it I got
it I got it I got it!
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Mark!? What the hell?
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Tammy!?
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What are you doing back?
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Huh, nice to see you too.
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Nah I just mean, you know,
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We're kinda doing guys day here.
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You're not the only one.
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Oak ravine country
club didn't even let us in.
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Apparently, it's
a men's only club.
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What?
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That's disgusting.
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They don't deserve
your business.
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You should go play
somewhere else.
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No! I don't want to
play anywhere else,
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On principle.
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I totally get it,
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But also, you can't
really be here.
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On principle.
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Why not?
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Okay, how do I put this?
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In today's diverse
and integrated society,
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Which of course I cherish-
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Mark, where are
you going with this?
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What I'm trying to say here is,
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From a mental
health perspective,
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It's vital that men
have a safe space
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To engage in uninhibited
male expression,
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Untainted by,
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How do I put this politely...
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Persons of a...
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Vaginal persuasion.
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Uch, okay, mark. I get it.
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Don't worry.
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I'm not gonna bother you guys
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So you can go funnel
wings into your butt
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Or whatever immature man-child
stuff youse do on guys day.
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See? You're judging.
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Uch fine,
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I'm going inside.
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Aw, what the hell?!
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What happened to the back door??
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Ugh can't do anything fun.
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Alright you know what,
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I'm getting you into oak ravine.
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Oh yeah?
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Not a single woman
has played on that
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Golf course in over a 100 years,
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And you think that you're
just gonna March in there
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And "sort this out
real quick?" pfft.
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Yeah. I'm gonna handle it.
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Because combatting
sexism is a man's job.
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Name?
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Mark hoagies.
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I don't have that name
on the member list.
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I'm a guy, okay?
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Can you just open the gate?
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I just need to talk to
the manager real quick.
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Sorry, pal.
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Doesn't work like that.
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What are you talking
about, I thought this was like
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A men's club.
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This is a private
club. Members only.
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There he is!
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How you doin, buddy?
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Everyday at the ol' boys
club is a good one.
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Alright.
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You have a good one, now!
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Oak ravine?
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Mark, you're talking
about one of the most
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Prestigious country
clubs in the world.
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I know, dude. The place
looks fricken classic.
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I gotta get in.
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I didn't think you liked golf?
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It's not about the golf, hank.
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It's about being a part of an
exclusive private men's club.
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I mean this place is
guy's day on steroids.
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I gotta be a part of that.
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Oh yeah, keep dreamin', pal.
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Not only do you need
a letter of recommendation
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From one of the
billionaire board members,
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But the initiation
fee alone is 500k.
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Woah.
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Pfft! That's it?
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Yo, no problem.
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And the final score,
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Minnesota 31, carolina 15.
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Aw, hell yeah.
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You like the vikings?
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Naw, I was just looking
for them to cover.
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Now all I need is the other
19 legs of this parlay to hit
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And I've got the five hundred
g's to get into oak ravine baby.
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Wow, you really think
you got a chance?
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Yeah, I got a pretty good
feeling about this one.
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Check it out.
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In other news,
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Princeton university
has canceled
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All public tours
of its computer lab
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After a man accessed their
quantum supercomputer,
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And used it to predict the
outcomes of sporting events.
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Yo that was me, hank!
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Ooh, that's genius.
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So you think I can also
get into oak ravine?
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I'll tell you what: You
can be my caddie.
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Awesome.
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Okay, so you ready for your
first caddie mission?
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Hell yeah.
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I'm gonna need
you to get me a
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Recommendation letter
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From one of oak ravine's
billionaire board members.
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Yeah okay.
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- What are you doing?
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What does it look
like I'm doing?
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I'm driving balls
into the woods.
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[window breaks]
what the hell?
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Dammit!
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You know, you've got some
expensive equipment here,
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For someone who
doesn't even play golf.
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Golf is all about
the optics, tam.
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Wait a minute, what's this?
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An application? For oak ravine?!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?!
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Tammy, I'm only
doing this for you.
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-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!
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I don't even like golf.
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But when my girl's upset,
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I gotta do whatever it
takes to make it right.
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By joining the club that
doesn't let women in?
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Tammy, sometimes change
can only come from within.
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It could take weeks, months,
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Even a generation,
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But I am committed to
the cause of feminism.
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Hah, sure, hun.
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By the way, doesn't that
place cost a fortune to join?
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Wow.
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Wow. I can't believe
what I'm hearing
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From one of the
“strongest” women I know.
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Imagine if martin
luther king would've said
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'you know what? I don't have
a dream anymore because,
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Too expensive'
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Or if ghandi would've said,
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'you know what, I'm just
gonna eat some food now
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Because it's too
expensive to not eat.'
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Or if feminist
icon gloria estafan
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Never bought that
pink vagina hat,
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Where would we be now?
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Where would we be now, tam?
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Mark, I'm gonna be the
first woman to tee off
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At oak ravine and I
don't need your help.
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[dramatic music]
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Tee time, ellen. Heh-heh...
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[door bell]
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May I help you?
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Sorry to bother you,
ms. Gobblestone.
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I'm tammy hoagies.
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Would you consider
yourself a feminist?
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I would.
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Well I was recently made aware
of a very sexist establishment
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And I was wondering if you
could help make a change.
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Oh, dear. What kind of
establishment is this, exactly?
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Your husband's little golf club.
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You know, the one that
doesn't let women in.
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I see.
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I'm afraid I don't have
time for such petty concerns.
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But I wish you the best of luck.
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Your husband is on
the board of this club.
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Is he now?
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Maybe you could talk to him.
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If anyone could influence
a change, it's you.
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We have to pick
our battles, dear.
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Okay, okay...
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Well, I've picked mine.
264
00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:30,857
And I'm playing
that damn course.
265
00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:32,110
Listen here, tammy.
266
00:08:32,114 --> 00:08:35,323
Sometimes it's best
to let sleeping dogs lie.
267
00:08:43,346 --> 00:08:44,512
[phone call]
- yo.
268
00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,307
Yo, you get that rec yet?
269
00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:47,227
I'm working on it.
270
00:08:47,438 --> 00:08:48,980
Awesome, dude.
Okay I gotta go, hank.
271
00:08:48,984 --> 00:08:51,025
Uconn girls softball
is about to start.
272
00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:53,238
I need this freshman
to throw a perfect game.
273
00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,326
Man, there's gotta
be a billionaire
274
00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:56,955
Around here somewhere.
275
00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,252
Hell yeah.
276
00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:00,964
Uh hey bill.
277
00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:03,302
So just wanna say,
thanks for windows.
278
00:09:03,473 --> 00:09:05,765
They're one of my
favorite things to look out of.
279
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:06,811
Right.
280
00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:08,606
So who do I make this out to?
281
00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:10,651
Oh, uh, just write,
282
00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:12,363
"to whom it may concern..."
283
00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,784
And, uh, something like,
284
00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:16,956
"I, bill gates,
recommend my good friend
285
00:09:17,044 --> 00:09:19,002
And all-around rich, cool guy,
286
00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,298
Mark hoagies,
287
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,177
To be a member at the
oak ravine country club."
288
00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:27,438
Oh, can you hit undo
on this, it's not--
289
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,399
Next.
290
00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:32,655
"to whom it may concern...
(mumbles as he reads)
291
00:09:32,662 --> 00:09:34,912
Bill gates doesn't know
how to spell "recommend?"
292
00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,916
Aw come on. You know
how these computer guys are.
293
00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,796
They've been using
spell check for so long,
294
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,341
They don't even know how
to write with their hands.
295
00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:41,511
So true.
296
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,888
I have always said that
297
00:09:42,976 --> 00:09:45,017
Computers are
rotting our brains.
298
00:09:45,021 --> 00:09:47,346
And you have the initiation fee?
299
00:09:47,351 --> 00:09:48,401
One second please.
300
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:52,406
Now up in the archery world
finals is akmash tartalzyk,
301
00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:55,747
The seventeen-year-old former
goat herder from uzbekistan
302
00:09:55,837 --> 00:09:59,297
Who is now one shot
away from a championship.
303
00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:00,343
Come on akmash...
304
00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:02,513
And bullseye! He's done it!
305
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,433
Hell yeah!
306
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,936
The money is no problem.
307
00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,480
And what's your handicap?
308
00:10:06,568 --> 00:10:07,525
With all due respect,
309
00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:08,987
I don't think you're
allowed to ask that.
310
00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:09,822
Mr. Hoagies,
311
00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:11,825
This is one of the most pristine
312
00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:13,704
And difficult
courses in the world.
313
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:16,543
We need to make sure
you won't be hacking it up.
314
00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:17,839
What do you shoot?
315
00:10:17,842 --> 00:10:19,717
I mean... A lot of birdies?
316
00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:21,638
Eagles? Yeah,
I do a lot of eagles.
317
00:10:21,726 --> 00:10:23,893
You do a lot of eagles?
318
00:10:23,897 --> 00:10:25,730
He actually once
got a hole-in-one.
319
00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:26,734
Did you, now?
320
00:10:26,737 --> 00:10:28,236
Yeah. Bounced off the windmill
321
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,157
And went right through
the gorilla's legs.
322
00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:37,673
Ow! Get off me!
323
00:10:37,677 --> 00:10:38,551
What the hell?!
324
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:43,266
This part of the interview
is really just a formality.
325
00:10:43,356 --> 00:10:46,941
Just need to make sure you
don't shoot over 200, okay?
326
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,321
Pfft! No problem.
327
00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:49,825
Okay here we go.
328
00:10:49,829 --> 00:10:51,954
Ah, dammit! Warming up.
329
00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:53,374
Just warming on up.
330
00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:55,086
Oh my god.
331
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,134
He's at 199...
332
00:10:58,138 --> 00:10:59,512
Driver? Hank why're
you giving me a driver
333
00:10:59,516 --> 00:11:00,515
We're four feet from the hole.
334
00:11:00,685 --> 00:11:02,309
I like the driver.
It's my favorite club.
335
00:11:02,481 --> 00:11:03,689
It's not about
your favorite club,
336
00:11:03,817 --> 00:11:05,775
It's about the “best”
club for the situation.
337
00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:06,945
Give me the wedge.
338
00:11:08,995 --> 00:11:09,743
Damnit.
339
00:11:10,623 --> 00:11:13,291
Unfortunately, after your
performance here today,
340
00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:16,505
We cannot accept you
into oak ravine country club.
341
00:11:16,511 --> 00:11:18,136
Wow. I guess
I'm the only one
342
00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,056
Here who actually loves golf.
343
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,311
Oh yeah? You love golf?
344
00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,065
Buddy, you hacked up that course
345
00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:25,944
Like you caught it
in bed with your wife.
346
00:11:25,948 --> 00:11:26,947
Let me tell you something, pal.
347
00:11:27,075 --> 00:11:29,034
I could have easily
shot a sixty-five,
348
00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:31,122
But I chose not to,
out of respect.
349
00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:34,002
All you speed golfers
rushing through the course
350
00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:36,216
With your 63s and
your holes-in-ones,
351
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,053
But not me.
352
00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:39,389
I play the ball from all angles.
353
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,812
From the velvet fairways
to the soft sands in the trap
354
00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:44,068
To the backyard of the guy
355
00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:46,363
Whose window
I shattered off hole twelve.
356
00:11:46,368 --> 00:11:47,534
Guys like me,
357
00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:49,787
We don't care about the
number on the scorecard,
358
00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,500
We care about the experience.
359
00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,671
If that means
I can't be a member,
360
00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,174
So be it.
Let's go hank!
361
00:11:56,347 --> 00:12:00,766
Wow. I wish I loved anything
the way that man loves golf.
362
00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:02,440
Mark! Wait!
363
00:12:02,444 --> 00:12:04,194
Arthur. Don't be an idiot.
364
00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:08,659
As the head of the board
of oak ravine country club,
365
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:12,042
I hereby welcome
our newest member.
366
00:12:14,303 --> 00:12:15,218
Whoa,
367
00:12:15,221 --> 00:12:16,304
Where am I?
368
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:17,265
Hello tammy.
369
00:12:17,268 --> 00:12:18,058
Ellen?
370
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,688
You had questions about the
men's little "golf" club.
371
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:22,734
Here's the only answer you need:
372
00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:26,156
It exists because
we allow it to exist.
373
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,788
Welcome to the lady lair.
374
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:30,961
- Woah.
375
00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:32,797
What is this place?
376
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:36,637
You are in the headquarters
of an elite group of females,
377
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:40,896
Sworn to combat the issues that
affect women across the globe.
378
00:12:40,902 --> 00:12:42,318
Like sexist golf clubs!
379
00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:44,822
Tammy, our husbands
are very powerful,
380
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,203
But men like that
are insatiable.
381
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,499
They will take, take, take
382
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,502
Until they've
sucked the world dry.
383
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:54,175
Golf distracts them
from their ambitions.
384
00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:56,556
While they're playing
games, we're...
385
00:12:56,561 --> 00:13:00,105
Reallocating some funds
for our "feministic pursuits."
386
00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:03,070
So when you say
"feministic pursuits,"
387
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,866
What exactly are we
talking about here?
388
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:06,404
See for yourself.
389
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,333
[dramatic music]
390
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,087
[hanger doors open]
391
00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:13,845
Welcome to oak ravine.
392
00:13:13,932 --> 00:13:16,015
Oh man. This place is classic.
393
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,813
Oooh. They got the
classic suede chairs.
394
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:20,568
We got the classic
wood-paneling!
395
00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:23,114
You got the classic
popcorn machine-- ooh, ooh!
396
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,034
Oh my god,
397
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,037
If this guy says
'classic' one more time-
398
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,332
Oh, come on, gerald.
399
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,754
Remember how you
were on your first day?
400
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:32,384
Woah. They got a fricken
bathroom just for pooping...
401
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:35,056
Oh my god, unbelievable!
402
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,186
Yo, this all free?
403
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,565
No women. No rules, baby.
404
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,277
This place is fricken' awesome.
405
00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:42,199
Oh,
406
00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:44,076
That is “not” whipped cream!
407
00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:46,332
[jet engines]
408
00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:48,504
Okay, ladies.
409
00:13:48,507 --> 00:13:49,672
You know what to do...
410
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,721
Um. Ellen?
411
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:53,973
You're with me.
412
00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:55,560
Oh, um, ha pardon me...
413
00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:56,480
Hang on!
414
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:57,565
Whoooooaaaahhhh!
415
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,033
For the crime of reading
a science book,
416
00:14:03,038 --> 00:14:04,996
You are sentenced to death.
417
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,086
Hello, boys.
418
00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:08,506
Lady fighters?
419
00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:11,552
Laundry day is tomorrow
if you want to stick around.
420
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,518
Ladies, light 'em up.
421
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,188
[lasers]
422
00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:19,529
What is these cramps?!
423
00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:22,868
This is the worst
pain I ever feel!
424
00:14:22,874 --> 00:14:24,206
Menstrual beam.
425
00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:24,875
Ugh. Agh.
426
00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:27,044
You suffer this every month?!
427
00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:29,841
“and” you have to deal
with the men's bull crap?
428
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:30,971
All clear.
429
00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:32,682
Paula, do your thing.
430
00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:33,602
[click]
431
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,230
[bump]
432
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,399
[click, click, click]
433
00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:37,360
[thump]
434
00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,196
[jet engines]
435
00:14:40,328 --> 00:14:42,745
Little better than a round
of golf, don't you think?
436
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,291
Those poor girls...
437
00:14:44,295 --> 00:14:46,629
They're never gonna
get to play at oak ravine.
438
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,299
Ugh let it go, tammy.
439
00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:49,844
That golf course
is nothing more than
440
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,640
A playground for man-children.
441
00:14:51,644 --> 00:14:54,645
We are liberating oppressed
women across the globe!
442
00:14:54,651 --> 00:14:58,027
Yeah and I think that's,
ya know, great and all, but--
443
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,566
Good.
Because I just got word
444
00:15:00,571 --> 00:15:03,915
Your husband has been
accepted to oak ravine.
445
00:15:03,921 --> 00:15:05,128
Are you fricken kidding me?
446
00:15:05,131 --> 00:15:06,923
Congratulations are in order:
447
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,760
You're officially one of us.
448
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:11,265
So what's your deal?
How 'd you get rich?
449
00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:13,728
Well, my family's been
in the railroad business
450
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:14,941
Since the hayes administration
451
00:15:15,028 --> 00:15:17,195
And under my watch we've
become the world leader
452
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:18,782
In freight shipping logistics.
453
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:19,660
How about you?
454
00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:20,870
Woo, man, where do I start?
455
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:23,124
First I needed the
vikings to cover.
456
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:26,547
Then I needed a third round
knockout from martinez.
457
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:29,429
After that I needed the girl
from baylor to hit five threes,
458
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:30,349
And then after that I need-
459
00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:32,186
Wait a minute.
Are you describing a parlay?
460
00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:33,857
Oh, yeah, yeah. I won a parlay.
461
00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:34,943
Well, arthur.
462
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:36,779
Your golf lover over
there hasn't played
463
00:15:36,783 --> 00:15:38,616
A single round since joining.
464
00:15:38,746 --> 00:15:41,163
All he does is hang out
in the clubhouse all day
465
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:43,793
Eating pheasant wings
and yelling "guys day!"
466
00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:44,922
Come on, gerald.
467
00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:46,133
He's just having fun.
468
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,096
Joe seems to be getting
along with his caddie, alright.
469
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:51,685
So here's my idea:
Clear mustard.
470
00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:53,149
Clear mustard?
471
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,153
That's interesting.
472
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,282
Huh. Very interesting.
473
00:15:57,829 --> 00:15:59,412
Hoagies! Coming atcha!
474
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,165
[thump]
475
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,458
[loud music]
476
00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:03,921
Wooo!!/yo hoagies!!/
place is sweet!/classic, right?
477
00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:06,051
Oh yeah.
Guests have arrived.
478
00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:07,930
Yo yoooo!! What's up boys!!!
479
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,016
Oh hell yeah.
480
00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:10,436
This is the good stuff.
481
00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:12,065
[glug, glug]
482
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:14,693
Yo, that tastes just
like the civil war.
483
00:16:14,698 --> 00:16:17,241
Ooh, yeah. These are
some serious puros, baby.
484
00:16:17,246 --> 00:16:19,454
Yo, anyone know
the wifi password?
485
00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:21,000
Okay, here we go
I'm doin' it again!!!
486
00:16:21,004 --> 00:16:21,586
Ughh!!
487
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:23,548
Watch out! Watch out!
488
00:16:23,552 --> 00:16:24,551
Agh! Damnit!
489
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,387
[smash]
490
00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:27,431
[thump]
491
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:28,100
Boom.
492
00:16:28,478 --> 00:16:29,853
Nailed it. Hank,
did you get that?
493
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:30,564
Were you filming?
494
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,108
Alright, fine.
495
00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:34,863
I think we may have
a hoagies problem.
496
00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:35,908
Okay ladies.
497
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,995
We'll be infiltrating
the headquarters
498
00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:40,249
Of a romanian
sex trafficking ring-
499
00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:41,753
- Excuse me.
500
00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:43,132
Can I propose a mission?
501
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:43,967
- Yes tammy?
502
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,178
I just think, ya know,
503
00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:47,307
Before we solve
the world's problems,
504
00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:48,560
We could address some of the
505
00:16:48,564 --> 00:16:50,564
Patriarchal concerns
here at home?
506
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:52,986
Tammy, give it up.
507
00:16:53,282 --> 00:16:55,699
Let the men have
their stupid golf course.
508
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:56,661
Who cares?
509
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,291
You know, if amelia
earhart would have called it
510
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,836
Just a "stupid airplane"-
511
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,174
Are you comparing
yourself to amelia earhart?
512
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:04,303
I mean...
513
00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:05,765
Not yet.
514
00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:09,230
You look like an oil man.
515
00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:09,941
You an oil man?
516
00:17:09,944 --> 00:17:11,068
No, I'm in tech.
517
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:13,279
Oh yeah? You should
hire these two clowns.
518
00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:14,283
You guys work in tech?
519
00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:16,453
I dabble in a little
programming.
520
00:17:16,457 --> 00:17:17,206
Oh yeah?
521
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:18,708
What kind of stuff you work on?
522
00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:21,171
Well, I recently
modded elder scrolls
523
00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:23,260
So all the dragons
have huge dongs.
524
00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:24,389
Oh...
525
00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:26,016
I'm telling you these
two are like rain man
526
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,353
When it comes to technology.
527
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:28,897
Yo, check it out:
This morning they rigged
528
00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:30,484
My ankle monitor so the cops?
529
00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:31,821
They think I'm
at home right now.
530
00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:33,573
Mark, can we have a word?
531
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,620
We have an
incredible opportunity
532
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,541
That we would like
to share with you.
533
00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:40,170
Oooh yeah. This like
an insider trading thing?
534
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:40,799
'cause I'm in.
535
00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:43,594
It's more of an investment
in your future.
536
00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:46,309
There's another club,
a more prestigious club,
537
00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:49,023
That's interested
in recruiting you...
538
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,152
I mean... I don't know,
539
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,156
I already put 500k
down on this place--
540
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,118
And that would be refunded.
541
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:54,954
- With interest.
542
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,457
I mean, that's pretty good mark.
543
00:17:57,212 --> 00:17:59,087
Nope! Nah, I'm too loyal!
544
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:00,507
You guys are my boys now!
545
00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:01,802
C'mere you, come on. Ahh -
546
00:18:01,805 --> 00:18:03,597
Can't put a price
tag on guys day!
547
00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:06,728
Time for an emergency
board meeting.
548
00:18:07,401 --> 00:18:09,234
The offer... Was refused.
549
00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:10,529
[groans]!
550
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,575
This whole place smells
like farts and cologne!
551
00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:15,538
His fat friend ran over john
boehner with a golf cart!
552
00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:18,378
You think that's bad?
Our stock dropped eighty percent
553
00:18:18,384 --> 00:18:20,300
After I followed
his caddie's advice
554
00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:21,678
To develop a clear mustard.
555
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:24,642
Uh, that's on you joe.
The bottom line is:
556
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,355
Hoagies has to go.
557
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:27,358
Can't we just kick him out?
558
00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:29,194
That's a slippery slope, fred.
559
00:18:29,198 --> 00:18:30,656
We could have him killed.
560
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,659
I don't know.
561
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,079
That got a little
messy with epstein.
562
00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:35,333
Oh, yeah yeah yeah.
563
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,670
They're obsessed
with this guys day crap.
564
00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:40,050
It's like they're stuck in the
dumbest episode of the man show.
565
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,931
Seems like that's the only
reason they're even here.
566
00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:43,810
Guys day.
567
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:44,645
You know,
568
00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:48,443
There's always the...
Nuclear option.
569
00:18:49,284 --> 00:18:50,658
Okay ladies,
570
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,369
Let's run through it again.
571
00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:54,498
Kim, you cut the power.
572
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:56,003
Paula, you flank right.
573
00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,047
I'll go left.
574
00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:58,300
And our rear is covered by...
575
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,260
[beep]
576
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,179
Tammy?
577
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:01,765
What are you doing?
578
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:02,726
Sorry, ladies...
579
00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:04,854
Gotta break that grass ceiling.
580
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:07,026
Woo! Foreeeeeeee!
581
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:09,114
[action music]
582
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,910
Huh? Hey!
583
00:19:10,914 --> 00:19:12,747
Sorry to cramp your style.
584
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:13,833
Heh heh.
[laser]
585
00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:15,170
At least...
586
00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:17,548
Leave me...
With... Some advil...
587
00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,303
And a warm compress...
588
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:21,349
And a way to watch
vampire diaries.
589
00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:27,195
One small swing for tammy,
590
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,866
One giant drive for womankind-
591
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,829
[laughter]
592
00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:34,419
[cheering]
what the hell?
593
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,465
Man, that was an
all time guys day.
594
00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:38,594
Totally worth five
hundred thousand dollars.
595
00:19:38,598 --> 00:19:40,932
Boom! Suck it, hank.
Proximity mine!
596
00:19:41,229 --> 00:19:42,144
Night night!
- Damn.
597
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:43,231
That's ten in a row, hank.
598
00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:45,359
You know what that
means: You gotta eat a q-tip.
599
00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:46,612
Uhhh--- hey, mark?
600
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:48,157
Wait a minute, what the hell?
601
00:19:48,245 --> 00:19:51,371
[dramatic music]
602
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,954
What's going on, guys!?
This place was classic!
603
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,634
It was forever guys day!
604
00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:59,014
A last bastion of
untainted male expression!
605
00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:01,602
This was meant to be
a club for gentlemen,
606
00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:02,772
Not immature,
607
00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:05,861
Obnoxious man-children
like you and your friends.
608
00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:08,325
Wow! You know what,
you rich jerks
609
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,913
Are even judgey-er
than my wif-fi pa-wifi.
610
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,793
You got the wifi,
the uh, wifi password?
611
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,588
You know,
612
00:20:14,051 --> 00:20:16,885
I now understand what
my granddaughter means
613
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:18,765
By toxic masculinity.
614
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:21,394
Thanks to you, mark hoagies,
615
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:23,274
We have decided to end our
616
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,656
100 year policy of
not allowing women.
617
00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:28,787
I'm glad you finally
came to your senses.
618
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,499
It's high time this
place catches up
619
00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:31,669
With the rest of the world.
620
00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:33,463
Now if you'll excuse me,
621
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,676
I'm gonna go golf with my wife.
622
00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:38,807
Hun, how 'd you like to
play a round with me
623
00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:40,020
At oak ravine!?
624
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:40,980
- Sure.
625
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,820
Hank, get the lady's bag please.
626
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:48,288
Well, tam.
627
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,582
Mission accomplished.
628
00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:51,544
Guess you could
say I'm sort of the uh...
629
00:20:51,632 --> 00:20:54,550
The male amelia earhart of golf.
630
00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:55,804
Uh, just curious,
631
00:20:55,808 --> 00:20:57,349
When were you
planning on telling me
632
00:20:57,352 --> 00:20:58,226
They changed the rules?
633
00:20:58,229 --> 00:20:59,061
Really, tam?
634
00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:01,190
I end a hundred
year sexist policy
635
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,236
And now you're gonna
bust my balls about it?
636
00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:04,072
Unbelievable!
637
00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:05,534
[stike]!
638
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,624
Oh, yeah.
639
00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,252
Suck on that long one, mark.
640
00:21:10,255 --> 00:21:11,212
Not bad, not bad.
641
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,632
Now let me show
you how it's done.
642
00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:14,051
Okay, hank? Driver.
643
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,555
No hank. Damnit.
644
00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:18,645
[joints cracking]
645
00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:26,412
[whoosh]!
646
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,249
Golf sucks. I'm done.
647
00:21:28,299 --> 00:21:32,849
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