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well. hello. honored players
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I hope you're in a good mood today
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LET'S HAVE YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND YOUR CHARACTER
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MY NAME IS SWEETIE FOX. I PLAY AS A BARBARIAN
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MY BLOOD BOILS LIKE HOT LAVA
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AND THE HEART DEMANDS A BATTLE TO CALM THIS FIRE
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AND I ALSO LIKE TO EMBROIDER AND COOK
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I'M DIANA RIDER, AND MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER IN THE SKY
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I'm A TOp MAGICIAN, A h EALER, AND I CONTROL ALL THE ELEmENTS
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I'M PLAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY, SO GO EASY ON ME
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Okay. what about you?
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I LIKE IT ROUGH
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OH, I'm SORRY
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I'M A WOOD ELF, A TRICKSTER AND A HUNTER
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I'LL FIT THROUGH ANY HOLE
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OKAY, I'LL HAVE IT IN MY SIGHTS
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I HOPE EVERYONE HAS LEARNED THE RULES OF THE GAME
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DOES THIS GAME HAVE RULES?
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WHAT ARE THE RULES? NO ONE WARNED ME
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OUR RULE IS NO RULES
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OK. YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT AS THE GAME GOESON
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WELL, LET'S GET TO THE GAME
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SO YOUR ADVENTURE BEGINS IN THE JUNGLE THICKET
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WHERE DENSE FOLIAGE OBSCURES THE LIGHT OF THE SUN
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THE SOUNDS OF CICADAS MINGLE WITH THE WHISPERS OF THE TREES
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A GREEN THICKET FILLED WITH ANCIENT SECRETS
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AND DANGERS OPENS UP BEFORE YOU
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AND THEY'RE READY TO TEST YOUR COURAGE AND WITS
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AND THE WILL OF FORTUNATE CHANCE OR A GREAT GOD
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YOU'RE DESTINED TO MEET AT THE SAME TIME AND PLACE
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YOU
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YES, THAT'S YOU, YOU INEXPERIENCED YOUNG SORCERESS
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE USED A TELEPORTATION SPELL
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TO GO OUT INTO THE BIG WIDE WORLD
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ROLL THE DICE
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TEN?
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THAT YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET THROUGH THE PORTAL WITHOUT DISSOLVING
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BUT YOU END UP IN THE WRONG PLACE
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YOU JUST WALK DOWN THE ROAD AND COUNT CROWS
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And how did I end up there?
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It's GOD'S WILL
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Do I have to roll the dice?
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NO, YOUR WALKING SKILLS ALLOW YOU TO WALK WITHOUT HARM
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What about me?
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An D THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITh YOU
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I'm sorry?
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Oh, hi!
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Who are you?
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FORGIVE ME FOR MY CLUMSINESS
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BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU
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I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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ARE We In TROUble?
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PROBLEMS? I LOVE THIS
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What kind of monster is that?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE WAS CLEARLY PISSED OFF
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HAVE ANY OF YOU STUDIED THE BESTIARY?
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BestI... what?
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CULINARy?
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ALL RIGHT
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THERE'S AN ORC STANDING IN FRONT OF yOU
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AND HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU
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What does he want?
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How many of you know the language of the oRCs?
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I guess...
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I'VE BEEN STUDYING
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WELL
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HE SAYS HIS TREASURE WAS STOLEN AND HE DEMANDS IT BACK
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
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ROLL THE DICE ON A BLUFF
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NINETEEN
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THAT THEY BELIEVE YOU
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AND EVEN THE ORC IS STARTING TO DOUBT HIMSELF
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What did you say to him?
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I SAID WE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING
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ROLL THE DICE ON THE DIPLOMACY TEST
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TWO
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I CONGRATULATE YOU BECAUSE YOU JUST INSULTED HIS MOTHER
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BY THE WAY, HIS MOTHER IS A VERY WORTHY ORC
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BESIDES, YOU PROMISED TO DEAL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
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NOW THE ORC IS PREPARING TO DO BATTLE WITH YOU
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ROLL THE DICE TO TEST THE INITIATIVE
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OKAY
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DIANA STARTS FIRST, THE N ARINA CONTINUES
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AND THEN SWEETIE FOX PLAYS AT THE END
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SO, DiaNA, It's yOUR mOVE
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I USE THE " LIGHTNING STRIKE " SPELL
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ROLL THE DICE
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FIVE...
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UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR ROD IS MALFUNCTIONING
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I JUST LOADED IT
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And how old is it?
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IT LOOKS PRETTY OLD
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MISFIRES HAPPEN AT THAT AGE
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DAMN MAGIC
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NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, ARINA
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I shoot him with A bow
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WHAT THE HELL
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THIS IS TWO
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YOUR BOW'S A FAST SHOOTER
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OVEREXCITED
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DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE
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SWEETIE FOX, NOW IT'S YOUR MOVE
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I SEE THAT AN ORC CAN'T BE DEFEATED BY MAGIC OR WEAPONS
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LEAVE HIM TO ME
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I ROLL A DICE FOR SEDUCTION
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Are you sure?
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I ROLL
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I ROLL THE DICE
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I ROLL THE DICE ON SEDUCTION
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TWENTY
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IT WAS A VERY GOOD SHOT
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IF YOU'VE GOT A SWORD, YOU'VE GOT TO FIND A USE FOR IT
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come on, let's go
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I NEED TO GO. THANKS!
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WELL
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HE'S FINISHED
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I MEAN, I FINISHED HIM
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And What's that lIquId on your clothes?
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IT'S ORC'S BLOoD
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OKAY
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I DIDN'T KNOW ORCS HAD WHITE BLOOD
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NOT SURPRISING, SINCE NONE OF YOU HAVE READ THE BESTIARY
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WELL
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MY NAME IS ULRIKA INDESTRUCTIBLE
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NICE TO MEET YOU
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IT'S TIME TO DIVIDE THE TREASURE
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WELL
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MY NAME IS MELI SANDRA
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AND I'M INTERESTED IN THE DETERMINISTIC BASIS FOR THIS INCIDENT
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HOW MUCH OF An INTElliGENCE UPgRAdE DO YOU HAVE?
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BY NINETEEN POINTS
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TAKE THESE DICE AND ROLL THEM AGAIN
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Five?
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NOW THAT'S GREAT
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MY NAME IS MELIS SANDRA
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What's all the fuss About?
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MY NAME IS TAURI EL TIA LASSEN
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CONFESS TO YOU THAT I AM A THIEF
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I COLLECT INTERESTING THINGS
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AND I FOUND THIS IN THAT ORC'SLAIR
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He's SO cute, Isn't he?
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What's that?
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NOt WhAT, BUt WHO
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YOU WILL TREMBLE, MORTALS
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BEFORE YOU IS THE GREAT GOD OF VICE AND PASSION
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GORGEOUS EROS
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BEND YOUR KNEES TO ME
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I AM MERCILESS IN MY ANGER
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AND I'M A REAL LION IN BED
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AND NO WOMAN CAN RESIST MY CHARMS
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CAN WE CALL HIS bLUFF?
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ROLL THE DICE
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FIFTEEN
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LIKE ALL MEN, HE EXAGGERATED ABOUT THE BED
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BUT THE REST IS TRUE
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT A TRULY GREAT GOD
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But how did you end up in the body of a cat?
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Really, how did such A great gOd
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ALLOW hIMSELF TO BE TURNED INTO A LITTLE KITTEN
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IT'S A LONG STORY
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THE PRIESTESSES OF LIGHT TRICKED ME AND TRAPPED ME
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WITH THE PROMISE OF AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT OF LOVE
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I JUST HAD TO GO TO ONE PLACE
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IN THE CAVE, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GETTHE TREASURE
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BUT THERE WERE ENEMIES WAITING FOR ME IN THIS CAVE
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PALADINS ATTACKED ME FROM ALL SIDES
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MANY ENEMIES I WAS ABLE TO DESTROY
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BUT THE FORCES WERE NOT QUITE EQUAL
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AND THE ENEMY PREVAILED
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THE PALADINS IMPRISONED ME IN THIS MORTAL BODY
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AND SUCKED OUT ALMOST ALL MY POWER
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AND AFTER MANY YEARS
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THE ORCS BEGAN TUNNELING THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS
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AND THEY FOUND ME
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BUT ORCS ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID AND CAN'T HEAR MY VOICE
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I WAS JUST THEIR TOY
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YOU'D KNOW WhAT THEY WERE DOING TO ME
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you'd know what they were doing to me
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We don't want to know
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IT IS MY WILL THAT YOU ARE GATHERED HERE
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YOU MUST RESCUE ME AND FREE ME FROM MY IMPRISONMENT
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THE GREATEST REWARD OF ALL AWAITS YOU
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BUT FIRST WE HAVE A RITUAL TO PERFORM
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RITUAL? I LOVE RITUALS!
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Yeah, right, the ritual
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I NEED A BURST OF ORGASMIC ENERGY
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SO I CAN FIND MY TRUE FORM
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ORgASMIC ENERgy?
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DID I JUST HEAR THAT?
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That's right, mortal
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YOU HEARD RIGHT
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ONE OF YOU MUST HAVE AN ORGASM WITH THIS ROD
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IS A GREAT ARTIFACT
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priap's wand
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IT CHANGES SIZE ACCORDING TO YOUR DESIRES
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AND HAS TREMENDOUS POWER
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AND THIS RITUAL NEEDS TO BE DONE HERE AND NOW
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WHICh ONE OF YOU WILl HAVE THE HONOR?
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SUCH AN HONOR IS TOO GREAT FOR ME
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I ALREADY ATE TODAY
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BESIDES, I PREFER REAL WEAPONS TO WANDS
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AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?
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IT'S MY FIRST TIME
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I'M A VIRGIN
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SERIOuSlY? ARE yOU A VIRgIN?
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WE'RE GONNA ROLL THE DICE ON A BLUFF?
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WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
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WE'LL TRUST AN ADULT FEMALE STUDENT AT THE ACADEMY OF MAGIC
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YOU HAVE TO AGREE
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YOU HAVE TO AGREE
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I CAN'T DO THAT. I NEED SOMETHING TO VISUALIZE
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WELL, YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME?
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NO
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I AM YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY
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WHAT? I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT THAT
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WELL, AT LEAST DON'T DECEIVE YOURSELF
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I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
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MORE, COME ON, MORE
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YEAH COME ON, AGAIN, AGAIN
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YES, LIKE THIS JERK ME OFF YEAH
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YES, PUT IT IN AGAIN
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GOD, WHAT A COOL DICK YOU HAVE YEAH
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COME ON, CUM ALL OVER MY PUSSY
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* I'M DONE
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What?
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I'M FINALLY BEAUTIFUL AND IRRESISTIBLE AGAIN, AREN'T I?
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WELL
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IT'S TIME TO REWARD YOU
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THE GREATEST REWARD OF ALL IS BEING ABLE TO SEE MY BEAUTY
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WE'VE SEEN BETTER
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AND ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE THE HONOR OF SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH ME
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IT'S GONNA BE YOU
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Me?
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BUt WHy Am I SO HONOREd?
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YOU SAVED ME FROM ORC CAPTIVITY
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COME WITH ME
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What about us?
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YOUR REWARD IS SO SMALL AS TO BE UNWORTHY OF MENTION
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FROM NOW ON YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FOREVER YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
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GOODBYE
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Let's go
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AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHARACTER?
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Let's TAKe A LOOK
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