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well. hello. honored players

I hope you're in a good mood today

LET'S HAVE YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND YOUR CHARACTER

MY NAME IS SWEETIE FOX. I PLAY AS A BARBARIAN

MY BLOOD BOILS LIKE HOT LAVA

AND THE HEART DEMANDS A BATTLE TO CALM THIS FIRE

AND I ALSO LIKE TO EMBROIDER AND COOK

I'M DIANA RIDER, AND MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER IN THE SKY

I'm A TOp MAGICIAN, A h EALER, AND I CONTROL ALL THE ELEmENTS

I'M PLAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY, SO GO EASY ON ME

Okay. what about you?

I LIKE IT ROUGH

OH, I'm SORRY

I'M A WOOD ELF, A TRICKSTER AND A HUNTER

I'LL FIT THROUGH ANY HOLE

OKAY, I'LL HAVE IT IN MY SIGHTS

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS LEARNED THE RULES OF THE GAME

DOES THIS GAME HAVE RULES?

WHAT ARE THE RULES? NO ONE WARNED ME

OUR RULE IS NO RULES

OK. YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT AS THE GAME GOESON

WELL, LET'S GET TO THE GAME

SO YOUR ADVENTURE BEGINS IN THE JUNGLE THICKET

WHERE DENSE FOLIAGE OBSCURES THE LIGHT OF THE SUN

THE SOUNDS OF CICADAS MINGLE WITH THE WHISPERS OF THE TREES

A GREEN THICKET FILLED WITH ANCIENT SECRETS

AND DANGERS OPENS UP BEFORE YOU

AND THEY'RE READY TO TEST YOUR COURAGE AND WITS

AND THE WILL OF FORTUNATE CHANCE OR A GREAT GOD

YOU'RE DESTINED TO MEET AT THE SAME TIME AND PLACE

YOU

YES, THAT'S YOU, YOU INEXPERIENCED YOUNG SORCERESS

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE USED A TELEPORTATION SPELL

TO GO OUT INTO THE BIG WIDE WORLD

ROLL THE DICE

TEN?

THAT YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET THROUGH THE PORTAL WITHOUT DISSOLVING

BUT YOU END UP IN THE WRONG PLACE

YOU JUST WALK DOWN THE ROAD AND COUNT CROWS

And how did I end up there?

It's GOD'S WILL

Do I have to roll the dice?

NO, YOUR WALKING SKILLS ALLOW YOU TO WALK WITHOUT HARM

What about me?

An D THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITh YOU

I'm sorry?

Oh, hi!

Who are you?

FORGIVE ME FOR MY CLUMSINESS

BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU

I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM

ARE We In TROUble?

PROBLEMS? I LOVE THIS

What kind of monster is that?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE WAS CLEARLY PISSED OFF

HAVE ANY OF YOU STUDIED THE BESTIARY?

BestI... what?

CULINARy?

ALL RIGHT

THERE'S AN ORC STANDING IN FRONT OF yOU

AND HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

What does he want?

How many of you know the language of the oRCs?

I guess...

I'VE BEEN STUDYING

WELL

HE SAYS HIS TREASURE WAS STOLEN AND HE DEMANDS IT BACK

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

ROLL THE DICE ON A BLUFF

NINETEEN

THAT THEY BELIEVE YOU

AND EVEN THE ORC IS STARTING TO DOUBT HIMSELF

What did you say to him?

I SAID WE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING

ROLL THE DICE ON THE DIPLOMACY TEST

TWO

I CONGRATULATE YOU BECAUSE YOU JUST INSULTED HIS MOTHER

BY THE WAY, HIS MOTHER IS A VERY WORTHY ORC

BESIDES, YOU PROMISED TO DEAL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY

NOW THE ORC IS PREPARING TO DO BATTLE WITH YOU

ROLL THE DICE TO TEST THE INITIATIVE

OKAY

DIANA STARTS FIRST, THE N ARINA CONTINUES

AND THEN SWEETIE FOX PLAYS AT THE END

SO, DiaNA, It's yOUR mOVE

I USE THE " LIGHTNING STRIKE " SPELL

ROLL THE DICE

FIVE...

UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR ROD IS MALFUNCTIONING

I JUST LOADED IT

And how old is it?

IT LOOKS PRETTY OLD

MISFIRES HAPPEN AT THAT AGE

DAMN MAGIC

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, ARINA

I shoot him with A bow

WHAT THE HELL

THIS IS TWO

YOUR BOW'S A FAST SHOOTER

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OVEREXCITED

DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE

SWEETIE FOX, NOW IT'S YOUR MOVE

I SEE THAT AN ORC CAN'T BE DEFEATED BY MAGIC OR WEAPONS

LEAVE HIM TO ME

I ROLL A DICE FOR SEDUCTION

Are you sure?

I ROLL

I ROLL THE DICE

I ROLL THE DICE ON SEDUCTION

TWENTY

IT WAS A VERY GOOD SHOT

IF YOU'VE GOT A SWORD, YOU'VE GOT TO FIND A USE FOR IT

come on, let's go

I NEED TO GO. THANKS!

WELL

HE'S FINISHED

I MEAN, I FINISHED HIM

And What's that lIquId on your clothes?

IT'S ORC'S BLOoD

OKAY

I DIDN'T KNOW ORCS HAD WHITE BLOOD

NOT SURPRISING, SINCE NONE OF YOU HAVE READ THE BESTIARY

WELL

MY NAME IS ULRIKA INDESTRUCTIBLE

NICE TO MEET YOU

IT'S TIME TO DIVIDE THE TREASURE

WELL

MY NAME IS MELI SANDRA

AND I'M INTERESTED IN THE DETERMINISTIC BASIS FOR THIS INCIDENT

HOW MUCH OF An INTElliGENCE UPgRAdE DO YOU HAVE?

BY NINETEEN POINTS

TAKE THESE DICE AND ROLL THEM AGAIN

Five?

NOW THAT'S GREAT

MY NAME IS MELIS SANDRA

What's all the fuss About?

MY NAME IS TAURI EL TIA LASSEN

CONFESS TO YOU THAT I AM A THIEF

I COLLECT INTERESTING THINGS

AND I FOUND THIS IN THAT ORC'SLAIR

He's SO cute, Isn't he?

What's that?

NOt WhAT, BUt WHO

YOU WILL TREMBLE, MORTALS

BEFORE YOU IS THE GREAT GOD OF VICE AND PASSION

GORGEOUS EROS

BEND YOUR KNEES TO ME

I AM MERCILESS IN MY ANGER

AND I'M A REAL LION IN BED

AND NO WOMAN CAN RESIST MY CHARMS

CAN WE CALL HIS bLUFF?

ROLL THE DICE

FIFTEEN

LIKE ALL MEN, HE EXAGGERATED ABOUT THE BED

BUT THE REST IS TRUE

YOU'RE LOOKING AT A TRULY GREAT GOD

But how did you end up in the body of a cat?

Really, how did such A great gOd

ALLOW hIMSELF TO BE TURNED INTO A LITTLE KITTEN

IT'S A LONG STORY

THE PRIESTESSES OF LIGHT TRICKED ME AND TRAPPED ME

WITH THE PROMISE OF AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT OF LOVE

I JUST HAD TO GO TO ONE PLACE

IN THE CAVE, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GETTHE TREASURE

BUT THERE WERE ENEMIES WAITING FOR ME IN THIS CAVE

PALADINS ATTACKED ME FROM ALL SIDES

MANY ENEMIES I WAS ABLE TO DESTROY

BUT THE FORCES WERE NOT QUITE EQUAL

AND THE ENEMY PREVAILED

THE PALADINS IMPRISONED ME IN THIS MORTAL BODY

AND SUCKED OUT ALMOST ALL MY POWER

AND AFTER MANY YEARS

THE ORCS BEGAN TUNNELING THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

AND THEY FOUND ME

BUT ORCS ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID AND CAN'T HEAR MY VOICE

I WAS JUST THEIR TOY

YOU'D KNOW WhAT THEY WERE DOING TO ME

you'd know what they were doing to me

We don't want to know

IT IS MY WILL THAT YOU ARE GATHERED HERE

YOU MUST RESCUE ME AND FREE ME FROM MY IMPRISONMENT

THE GREATEST REWARD OF ALL AWAITS YOU

BUT FIRST WE HAVE A RITUAL TO PERFORM

RITUAL? I LOVE RITUALS!

Yeah, right, the ritual

I NEED A BURST OF ORGASMIC ENERGY

SO I CAN FIND MY TRUE FORM

ORgASMIC ENERgy?

DID I JUST HEAR THAT?

That's right, mortal

YOU HEARD RIGHT

ONE OF YOU MUST HAVE AN ORGASM WITH THIS ROD

IS A GREAT ARTIFACT

priap's wand

IT CHANGES SIZE ACCORDING TO YOUR DESIRES

AND HAS TREMENDOUS POWER

AND THIS RITUAL NEEDS TO BE DONE HERE AND NOW

WHICh ONE OF YOU WILl HAVE THE HONOR?

SUCH AN HONOR IS TOO GREAT FOR ME

I ALREADY ATE TODAY

BESIDES, I PREFER REAL WEAPONS TO WANDS

AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?

IT'S MY FIRST TIME

I'M A VIRGIN

SERIOuSlY? ARE yOU A VIRgIN?

WE'RE GONNA ROLL THE DICE ON A BLUFF?

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS

WE'LL TRUST AN ADULT FEMALE STUDENT AT THE ACADEMY OF MAGIC

YOU HAVE TO AGREE

YOU HAVE TO AGREE

I CAN'T DO THAT. I NEED SOMETHING TO VISUALIZE

WELL, YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME?

NO

I AM YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY

WHAT? I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT THAT

WELL, AT LEAST DON'T DECEIVE YOURSELF

I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT

MORE, COME ON, MORE

YEAH COME ON, AGAIN, AGAIN

YES, LIKE THIS JERK ME OFF YEAH

YES, PUT IT IN AGAIN

GOD, WHAT A COOL DICK YOU HAVE YEAH

COME ON, CUM ALL OVER MY PUSSY

* I'M DONE

What?

I'M FINALLY BEAUTIFUL AND IRRESISTIBLE AGAIN, AREN'T I?

WELL

IT'S TIME TO REWARD YOU

THE GREATEST REWARD OF ALL IS BEING ABLE TO SEE MY BEAUTY

WE'VE SEEN BETTER

AND ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE THE HONOR OF SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH ME

IT'S GONNA BE YOU

Me?

BUt WHy Am I SO HONOREd?

YOU SAVED ME FROM ORC CAPTIVITY

COME WITH ME

What about us?

YOUR REWARD IS SO SMALL AS TO BE UNWORTHY OF MENTION

FROM NOW ON YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FOREVER YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL

GOODBYE

Let's go

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHARACTER?

Let's TAKe A LOOK