Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: [INFORMATION] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY] [CD TRACK] [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]no,[SIZE]18,[FONT]Arial 00:00:02.77,00:00:06.80 And now, a fireside chat[br]with the creators of South Park: 00:00:06.98,00:00:09.85 Matt Stone and Trey Parker. 00:00:14.55,00:00:17.04 - Hi. I'm Trey Parker.[br]- I'm Matt Stone. 00:00:17.26,00:00:22.59 - This is Scratch. Say hi, old fella.[br]- We do a show called South Park. 00:00:22.83,00:00:25.32 Tell us a little about yourselves. 00:00:25.53,00:00:29.73 I met Matthew at the University[br]of Colorado in film school. 00:00:29.94,00:00:33.00 I actually met him[br]in beginning filmmaking. 00:00:33.17,00:00:38.27 I found someone who could make me[br]laugh, even when I felt like crying. 00:00:39.41,00:00:42.40 Guys, who would you say[br]are your role models? 00:00:42.58,00:00:45.91 I'd have to say my biggest[br]role model is Matt. 00:00:46.12,00:00:49.14 I'd have to say mine[br]is Theodore Roosevelt... 00:00:49.35,00:00:51.91 ...for his work with the Rough Riders. 00:00:52.12,00:00:54.15 Tell us about this episode. 00:00:54.33,00:00:58.23 It's called "Cartman Gets[br]an Anal Probe." It's our favorite. 00:00:58.40,00:01:01.16 Kyle's brother Ike[br]is abducted by aliens... 00:01:01.33,00:01:04.60 ...and Cartman has strange things[br]implanted in his ass. 00:01:04.77,00:01:08.21 The reason this episode[br]is old Scratch's favorite... 00:01:08.41,00:01:12.84 ...is because it's the only episode[br]we animated all by ourselves. 00:01:13.01,00:01:16.31 This was the pilot,[br]done before we had a series... 00:01:16.48,00:01:19.38 ...so we had to do[br]the whole thing ourselves. 00:01:19.55,00:01:23.92 For several months, we were locked[br]into a cold, dark, little room... 00:01:24.09,00:01:26.39 ...for long periods of time. 00:01:26.83,00:01:31.19 That "kick the baby" game looks fun.[br]Have you played it personally? 00:01:31.40,00:01:33.66 Neither of us have children. 00:01:33.87,00:01:37.63 The only family we have[br]is each other and old Scratch. 00:01:37.80,00:01:41.47 - We're not married yet.[br]- We can't even get dates. 00:01:41.64,00:01:46.81 The truth is, until we have children,[br]we won't know whether we'll kick them. 00:01:47.31,00:01:51.48 You write alien-encounter material[br]with a certain knowledge. 00:01:51.65,00:01:55.64 Have either of you[br]actually been abducted? 00:01:56.96,00:02:01.39 Trey, it's okay.[br]Go ahead and tell them. 00:02:01.56,00:02:05.89 I grew up near South Park,[br]so I was abducted as a small child. 00:02:06.06,00:02:10.30 I remember the experience.[br]I remember how horrible it was. 00:02:10.47,00:02:12.87 I remember too much. 00:02:13.91,00:02:19.57 So sit back, relax and enjoy[br]"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." 00:02:51.91,00:02:53.78 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 00:02:56.58,00:03:01.11 Damn it! My little brother's trying[br]to follow me to school again. 00:03:01.29,00:03:04.35 Ike, you can't come to school with me. 00:03:04.56,00:03:08.89 - Go home, you little dildo.[br]- Dude, don't call my brother a dildo. 00:03:09.06,00:03:10.86 - What's a dildo?[br]- I don't know. 00:03:11.03,00:03:14.40 - Cartman doesn't know either.[br]- I know what it is! 00:03:14.57,00:03:17.30 - Well, what?[br]- I'm not telling you. 00:03:17.47,00:03:19.56 What's a dildo, Kenny? 00:03:22.51,00:03:26.60 Yeah, that's what Kyle's[br]little brother is, all right. 00:03:27.68,00:03:30.31 - That kicks ass.[br]- Check this one out. 00:03:30.48,00:03:33.75 - Ready, Ike? Kick the baby.[br]- Don't kick the baby. 00:03:33.92,00:03:35.32 Kick the baby. 00:03:38.52,00:03:41.08 Looks like you didn't get much sleep. 00:03:41.26,00:03:45.06 - I had these bogus nightmares.[br]- Really? What about? 00:03:45.23,00:03:49.50 Well, I dreamt that I was lying[br]in my bed, in the dark... 00:03:49.67,00:03:53.90 ...when all of a sudden,[br]this bright blue light filled the room. 00:03:54.11,00:03:58.37 And slowly my bedroom door opened.[br]The next thing I remember... 00:03:58.54,00:04:01.44 ...I was being dragged[br]through a hallway. 00:04:01.61,00:04:06.07 Then I was on a table, and these[br]scary aliens wanted to operate on me. 00:04:06.25,00:04:08.88 And they had big heads and black eyes. 00:04:09.05,00:04:11.15 - Dude, visitors![br]- What? 00:04:11.32,00:04:15.42 - Those were visitors.[br]- It was just a dream. My mom said so. 00:04:15.59,00:04:19.46 - They're are real.[br]- They abduct people and mutilate cows. 00:04:19.63,00:04:23.59 Shut up. You're trying to scare me,[br]and it's not working. 00:04:24.27,00:04:26.43 - Hello, children.[br]- Hey, Chef. 00:04:26.61,00:04:31.01 - What's for lunch today?[br]- Salisbury steak with buttered noodles. 00:04:31.18,00:04:35.01 - Bean casserole or vegetable medley.[br]- Kick ass. 00:04:35.18,00:04:38.62 Did any of you see[br]the alien spaceship last night? 00:04:38.78,00:04:40.34 Yeah, fat boy saw it. 00:04:40.52,00:04:44.39 That was just a dream.[br]And I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! 00:04:44.56,00:04:48.01 Was it the ones with the big heads[br]and black eyes? 00:04:48.19,00:04:52.36 - They took him on their ship.[br]- Did they give you an anal probe? 00:04:52.53,00:04:53.52 What's that? 00:04:53.70,00:04:56.72 That's when they put a metal hoop[br]up your butt. 00:04:56.90,00:05:02.24 - They gave you an anal probe, Cartman?[br]- No! I mean, why would they do that? 00:05:02.41,00:05:05.67 They did, huh?[br]Aliens stuck stuff up your ass! 00:05:05.84,00:05:07.84 - Anal probe.[br]- Shut up, dildo! 00:05:08.01,00:05:11.31 I gotta get to the cafeteria.[br]Watch that fat boy, now. 00:05:11.48,00:05:13.58 He could be under alien control. 00:05:17.69,00:05:20.52 They were real. Sorry about your ass. 00:05:20.69,00:05:25.46 Goddamn it, they didn't do anything[br]to my ass! It was just a dream. 00:05:27.67,00:05:30.10 - Why you walking so funny?[br]- Shut up! 00:05:30.80,00:05:32.43 No, Ike, go home. 00:05:32.60,00:05:36.63 This is it. This one's for the game.[br]Kick the baby. 00:05:39.98,00:05:43.38 - Good morning, Mrs. Crabtree.[br]- Sit down, we're late! 00:05:48.09,00:05:50.32 - He's still there.[br]- Don't worry. 00:05:50.49,00:05:53.98 If something happens to him,[br]my parents will blame me. 00:05:54.16,00:05:56.46 Sit down back there! 00:05:56.63,00:05:59.56 - Whatever, you fat bitch.[br]- What did you say?! 00:05:59.73,00:06:02.10 I said, I have a bad itch. 00:06:02.73,00:06:04.63 Oh, my God! 00:06:05.67,00:06:07.80 - Visitors![br]- Oh, no! 00:06:07.97,00:06:10.60 Ike! Stop the bus! 00:06:11.08,00:06:13.37 You have to stop this bus! 00:06:13.55,00:06:16.34 - Do you want an office referral?[br]- No. 00:06:16.51,00:06:18.28 - Then sit down![br]- But l... 00:06:25.76,00:06:30.06 - Are those the same visitors you saw?[br]- Shut up, it's not working. 00:06:30.23,00:06:32.82 - We have to do something.[br]- We can't. 00:06:33.00,00:06:36.30 - That fat bitch won't let us.[br]- What did you say?! 00:06:36.47,00:06:41.91 - I said that rabbits eat lettuce.[br]- Well, yes, they certainly do. 00:06:43.17,00:06:47.08 What am I gonna do? My brother[br]has been abducted by aliens. 00:06:47.25,00:06:49.21 You farted. 00:06:50.08,00:06:52.14 Somebody's baking brownies. 00:06:57.79,00:06:59.95 That's the third cow this month. 00:07:00.13,00:07:04.72 At this rate, all my cattle will die[br]before the winter's through. 00:07:04.90,00:07:09.70 This isn't unusual. Cows turn[br]themselves inside out all the time. 00:07:10.87,00:07:14.10 People been saying[br]they've seen UFOs around. 00:07:14.27,00:07:16.30 UFOs? 00:07:16.47,00:07:19.47 And black Army CIA helicopters[br]and trucks. 00:07:19.64,00:07:23.74 That is the silliest thing[br]I've ever heard. 00:07:25.22,00:07:28.19 - What was that?[br]- That was a pigeon. 00:07:28.35,00:07:30.69 What am I supposed to do? 00:07:30.86,00:07:36.09 Just stand here and watch my cattle[br]get mutilated one by one? 00:07:39.10,00:07:40.29 My cattle! 00:07:44.80,00:07:47.50 See? There is something[br]funny going on. 00:07:47.67,00:07:51.70 There's nothing funny going on.[br]I'll get those cows back. 00:07:54.15,00:07:59.58 And now our friend Mr. Hat is going[br]to tell us about Christopher Columbus. 00:07:59.75,00:08:01.62 That's right, Mr. Garrison. 00:08:01.79,00:08:06.49 Columbus discovered America[br]and was the Indians' best friend. 00:08:06.66,00:08:10.49 He helped them win their war[br]against Frederick Douglass... 00:08:10.66,00:08:15.00 ...and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon[br]and discovered France. 00:08:15.17,00:08:20.60 I have to help my stupid brother. If I[br]go home without him, my dad will yell: 00:08:20.77,00:08:24.47 "Where's your brother?[br]You weren't looking out for him." 00:08:24.64,00:08:27.58 - Let's go find him.[br]- "He can't think on his own. 00:08:27.78,00:08:30.81 Brush and floss.[br]Where has that finger been?" 00:08:30.98,00:08:32.85 - Dude![br]- Is there a problem? 00:08:33.02,00:08:35.75 - Yes, I have to go now.[br]- Really, Kyle? 00:08:35.92,00:08:41.86 - What is it? Another prostate tumor?[br]- My brother's been abducted by aliens. 00:08:42.03,00:08:45.59 It's true. Ask Cartman.[br]They gave him an anal probe. 00:08:45.76,00:08:50.26 - That's a little joke.[br]- Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. 00:08:50.44,00:08:54.63 - Can I please be excused?[br]- I don't know. Did you ask Mr. Hat? 00:08:54.81,00:08:57.60 I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat.[br]I'm asking you! 00:08:57.78,00:09:02.98 - I think you should ask Mr. Hat.[br]- Mr. Hat, may I please be excused? 00:09:03.15,00:09:06.55 Well, Kyle, no![br]You hear me? You go to hell! 00:09:06.72,00:09:10.92 You go to hell and you die![br]You'll have to take your seat. 00:09:11.09,00:09:14.72 - Damn it![br]- Ha-ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you. 00:09:14.93,00:09:17.22 - My ass![br]- Damn, Cartman! 00:09:18.90,00:09:21.87 - My ass![br]- Dude, he's farting fire! 00:09:22.03,00:09:25.83 It's the alien anal probe.[br]It's shooting fire from his rectum! 00:09:26.00,00:09:27.80 No, that was just a dream. 00:09:27.97,00:09:32.27 Do you need to sit in the corner[br]until your gas is under control? 00:09:32.44,00:09:35.38 No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine. 00:09:46.39,00:09:50.38 You cows can't get on this train.[br]This is a people train. 00:09:50.56,00:09:55.50 You cows have no business on a[br]people train, all right? You're cows. 00:09:55.67,00:10:00.33 Don't try any of that cow hypnosis[br]on me, all right? 00:10:00.51,00:10:04.41 - Because it's not gonna work.[br]- Hold it right there, cows. 00:10:04.91,00:10:06.60 Come back here! 00:10:14.65,00:10:18.32 - I sure am hungry.[br]- How can you eat when you fart fire? 00:10:18.52,00:10:21.29 Shut up, you're being[br]totally immature. 00:10:21.46,00:10:24.43 - Look, there's Wendy Testaburger.[br]- Where? 00:10:40.91,00:10:46.82 - Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger[br]- Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her. 00:10:46.99,00:10:51.75 I'm not fat. You like her because[br]you throw up when she talks to you. 00:10:51.92,00:10:53.48 - I do not.[br]- Hi, guys. 00:10:53.66,00:10:54.82 Hi, Wendy. 00:10:54.99,00:10:58.36 Here, Stan, this is for you. 00:10:58.53,00:10:59.90 Bye, Wendy. 00:11:00.06,00:11:02.56 Dude, what does the note say? 00:11:02.73,00:11:06.90 Holy crap! She wants to meet me[br]at Stark's Pond after school. 00:11:07.07,00:11:10.87 - Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.[br]- Or slip her the tongue. 00:11:12.28,00:11:15.58 What? How do you know she has a cat? 00:11:19.45,00:11:23.44 Let's figure out how to ditch school[br]so we can get Ike back. 00:11:23.62,00:11:25.99 Hello, children. How are you? 00:11:26.19,00:11:27.59 - Bad.[br]- Why bad? 00:11:27.76,00:11:31.56 Have you ever had something happen[br]but nobody believed you? 00:11:31.73,00:11:36.93 Children, that's a problem we've all[br]had to face at some time or another. 00:11:37.10,00:11:41.54 Here, let me sing you a little song.[br]It might clear things up. 00:12:02.49,00:12:04.22 Chef! 00:12:06.56,00:12:08.43 - Do you feel better?[br]- No. 00:12:08.60,00:12:13.20 Come on, children, what can be so bad?[br]It's Salisbury-steak day. 00:12:13.57,00:12:16.73 - Visitors took Kyle's baby brother.[br]- What?! 00:12:16.98,00:12:19.88 What are you doing[br]eating Salisbury steak? 00:12:20.04,00:12:22.67 - Find him![br]- Mr. Garrison won't let us go. 00:12:22.85,00:12:26.75 - He thinks we're making it up.[br]- You are making it up. 00:12:33.52,00:12:35.08 - What?[br]- That was cool! 00:12:35.26,00:12:38.66 It's some kind of symbiotic[br]metamorphosis device. 00:12:38.83,00:12:42.16 This could mean the visitors[br]want to talk to us. 00:12:42.33,00:12:45.33 I see. You're joining in on the joke. 00:12:45.50,00:12:48.13 It's no joke, children. This is big. 00:12:48.31,00:12:51.57 If I don't get out of school[br]and get Ike back... 00:12:51.78,00:12:53.74 ...my parents will disown me. 00:12:53.95,00:12:57.04 Hold on now.[br]You got to help the children. 00:12:57.22,00:13:00.78 You guys are going a long way[br]to try and scare me. 00:13:00.95,00:13:03.08 I want my Salisbury steak. 00:13:03.25,00:13:08.59 Fire drill, fire drill! Everybody out![br]Okay, children, this is your chance. 00:13:08.76,00:13:11.32 Killer. Thanks, Chef. 00:13:11.50,00:13:16.93 First contact with the alien visitors.[br]I've gotta get myself ready. 00:13:17.10,00:13:20.50 We got out of school[br]No more school today 00:13:20.67,00:13:22.33 We got out of school 00:13:22.54,00:13:27.50 - You guys, my ass, seriously![br]- Okay, you can stop farting fire now. 00:13:27.68,00:13:31.74 - I can't, you son of a bitch![br]- How do we get my brother back? 00:13:31.92,00:13:34.89 Would you stop going on[br]about your brother? 00:13:35.05,00:13:38.35 It was just a dream![br]I didn't have an anal probe! 00:13:38.52,00:13:41.01 I am not under alien control! 00:13:52.84,00:13:55.64 - What was that?[br]- He is under alien control. 00:13:55.81,00:14:00.71 - His butt's linked up to the visitors.[br]- Son of a bitch! 00:14:04.02,00:14:07.08 Guys, shut up.[br]I'm not under alien control. 00:14:07.25,00:14:11.71 If you visitors can hear me,[br]bring back my brother, goddamn it! 00:14:11.89,00:14:14.38 That hurts, you butt-licker! 00:14:14.76,00:14:18.35 - Kyle, look, it's them.[br]- Give me back my brother! 00:14:22.97,00:14:26.66 - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny![br]- You bastards! 00:14:26.84,00:14:32.07 Come back here! Come back![br]Damn it, we were so close! 00:14:32.28,00:14:35.68 Hey, look. I think Kenny's okay. 00:14:45.89,00:14:47.05 Wow, poor Kenny. 00:14:47.23,00:14:49.32 - Now do you believe us?[br]- No. 00:14:49.49,00:14:52.49 - Cartman, they killed Kenny.[br]- He's not dead. 00:14:52.66,00:14:55.63 Dude, Kenny is dead. See? 00:14:55.80,00:14:58.79 - Shut up, you guys.[br]- He's dead, Cartman. 00:14:58.97,00:15:04.03 Damn it, I didn't have an anal probe![br]Screw you guys, I'm going home. 00:15:04.21,00:15:08.11 - Go on and go home, you fat chicken![br]- Dildo! 00:15:08.28,00:15:11.94 - You're all I have left.[br]- Sorry, I gotta meet Wendy. 00:15:12.12,00:15:16.71 You can't. Poor Ike must be so scared,[br]up there all alone. Help me. 00:15:16.89,00:15:21.45 Like Chef says, "I'm getting a piece[br]of loving while the getting's hot." 00:15:21.63,00:15:22.62 Rats! 00:15:25.36,00:15:27.19 - Hello, Eric.[br]- Hi, Mom. 00:15:27.37,00:15:30.49 - How are you doing?[br]- Well, I'm pissed off. 00:15:30.67,00:15:34.13 Here, I made you powdered-doughnut[br]pancake surprise. 00:15:34.31,00:15:38.11 I don't want it![br]All the kids in school call me fat. 00:15:38.28,00:15:41.47 - You're not fat, you're big-boned.[br]- That's what I said. 00:15:41.65,00:15:44.74 You can have an eensy-weensy bit,[br]can't you? 00:15:44.92,00:15:48.82 - Just a weensy-eensy woo-woo?[br]- No. Leave me alone, Mom. 00:15:48.99,00:15:52.55 How about a nice chocolate[br]chicken potpie then? 00:15:52.76,00:15:55.62 Well, that does sound pretty good. 00:15:55.99,00:15:57.93 - Mom?[br]- Yes, hon? 00:15:58.10,00:16:01.33 If anybody calls or visits,[br]I'm not here, okay? 00:16:01.50,00:16:05.96 - Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too?[br]- Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs. 00:16:09.14,00:16:12.27 She's not coming.[br]Let's look for the visitors. 00:16:12.44,00:16:16.00 - But her note said she'd be here.[br]- Hi, Stan. 00:16:16.61,00:16:21.71 - He throws up when you talk to him.[br]- But why, Stan? 00:16:22.09,00:16:25.52 Would you get down to business[br]so we can find Ike? 00:16:25.69,00:16:29.22 - Make sweet love by the fire.[br]- What happened to Ike? 00:16:29.39,00:16:31.42 As UFO sightings increase... 00:16:31.60,00:16:36.12 ...more mysterious crop-circle[br]patterns are appearing in fields. 00:16:36.30,00:16:40.76 These crop circles, when viewed[br]from above, form strange patterns. 00:16:40.94,00:16:44.00 Hey, that kind of looks[br]like Tom Selleck. 00:16:44.18,00:16:48.98 Could it be that aliens are trying[br]to make contact with us on Earth? 00:16:52.35,00:16:55.25 No, Kitty, this is my potpie. 00:16:55.42,00:16:59.79 No, Kitty, you bad kitty.[br]No, Kitty, this is my potpie! 00:16:59.96,00:17:03.02 Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! 00:17:03.19,00:17:08.72 Then I know a certain kitty-kitty[br]who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. 00:17:09.50,00:17:10.83 What?! 00:17:11.00,00:17:14.84 I have to go home without him,[br]and my parents will kill me. 00:17:15.01,00:17:17.44 - Why don't you get the fat kid?[br]- Why? 00:17:17.61,00:17:21.24 If the fat kid has something[br]implanted in his ass... 00:17:21.41,00:17:24.31 ...maybe he's a part[br]of the visitors' plan. 00:17:24.48,00:17:27.75 Use the fat kid as bait[br]to bring them back. 00:17:27.92,00:17:31.75 You're right. Come on, Stan.[br]We have to get Cartman. 00:17:31.92,00:17:34.08 Come on, Stan. 00:17:34.56,00:17:38.19 Hey, wait. When do I get[br]to make sweet love? 00:17:42.70,00:17:45.13 No, Kitty, you can't have any! 00:17:46.00,00:17:50.10 No, Kitty, this is my potpie![br]Bad kitty! 00:17:51.08,00:17:52.84 Excuse me, Kitty. 00:17:53.18,00:17:56.31 - Eric, look who's here.[br]- Good work, Mom! 00:17:56.48,00:17:59.68 - Let's play at the bus stop.[br]- I can't, Mom says... 00:17:59.85,00:18:03.51 That's okay. You need to spend time[br]with your friends. 00:18:03.69,00:18:07.12 - But I don't want to spend time...[br]- Don't be difficult! 00:18:07.29,00:18:12.32 - Now, you go and play in the fun snow.[br]- Goddamn it! 00:18:13.97,00:18:17.66 - I have to get home.[br]- Don't be such a fraidy cat. 00:18:17.84,00:18:21.79 This rope will make sure[br]they can't take you onboard again. 00:18:22.27,00:18:25.17 - This sucks![br]- How come they aren't coming? 00:18:25.34,00:18:28.24 I think we have[br]to signal them somehow. 00:18:28.95,00:18:30.88 Hey, he's like Rudolph. 00:18:31.05,00:18:35.45 All you have to do is fart[br]and the visitors are sure to come. 00:18:35.62,00:18:39.65 Really? I don't think I have[br]to fart anymore tonight. 00:18:39.82,00:18:42.22 - Sure, you do.[br]- Come on, fart! 00:18:42.39,00:18:45.19 - I don't wanna![br]- He can't hold it in forever. 00:18:45.36,00:18:48.42 - Fart, damn you![br]- Okay, that does it! 00:18:48.60,00:18:52.19 Why is it that everything today[br]has involved things... 00:18:52.37,00:18:55.64 ...either going in or coming out[br]of my ass? 00:18:55.81,00:18:58.60 I'm sick of it![br]It's completely immature! 00:18:58.78,00:19:00.57 It's happening again. 00:19:03.11,00:19:06.17 - Whoa, look at that.[br]- Now do you believe us? 00:19:06.35,00:19:09.58 You can't scare me.[br]You're making it all up. 00:19:09.75,00:19:13.85 There's an 80-foot satellite dish[br]sticking out of your ass! 00:19:14.06,00:19:16.25 Sure, you guys, whatever. 00:19:18.10,00:19:22.16 Oh, boy, the aliens are going[br]to make first contact. 00:19:22.33,00:19:26.86 Hey! Down here![br]We are ready for your wisdom. 00:19:27.47,00:19:31.93 And you only got 20 minutes[br]before Sanford and Son is on! 00:19:32.11,00:19:36.67 You guys, I am seriously[br]getting pissed off right now. 00:19:36.85,00:19:39.65 I know there's no such thing[br]as aliens! 00:19:41.69,00:19:44.15 Oh, goddamn it! 00:19:44.46,00:19:49.32 What the...? I tell you, there's[br]crazy stuff going on in this town. 00:19:49.49,00:19:52.22 You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. 00:19:52.40,00:19:56.06 Come down here, you stinking aliens! 00:19:58.00,00:20:00.77 Ask them for your little brother back. 00:20:00.94,00:20:05.90 Visitors, you took my brother. He's[br]freckled and looks like a football. 00:20:06.08,00:20:10.28 At first I was happy you took him,[br]but I've learned something: 00:20:10.45,00:20:13.08 Having a little brother is special. 00:20:13.25,00:20:16.69 Heck, I'm just a kid all alone[br]in this crazy world. 00:20:16.85,00:20:20.76 If you can find it in your hearts[br]to give my brother back... 00:20:20.93,00:20:23.45 ...it would make my life[br]brighter again. 00:20:23.76,00:20:25.32 That was beautiful. 00:20:25.50,00:20:27.26 - Did it work?[br]- No. 00:20:27.43,00:20:31.27 You scrawny-assed sh * *![br]What the f* * * is wrong with you? 00:20:31.44,00:20:35.30 You must be some kind of f* * *[br]to ignore a crying child! 00:20:35.47,00:20:39.53 You know what you f* * *ing like?[br]You like to f* * *! 00:20:42.11,00:20:44.64 Hey, Wendy, what's a f* * *? 00:20:47.82,00:20:52.88 Ike, jump down! Now![br]For the love of God, Ike, jump! 00:20:53.06,00:20:54.22 Don't hurt me. 00:21:11.01,00:21:14.07 I promise I'll be nice to you[br]from now on. 00:21:14.25,00:21:15.94 Don't kick the baby. 00:21:21.95,00:21:23.75 What are they talking about? 00:21:38.84,00:21:42.74 Ike, do your impersonation[br]of David Caruso's career! 00:21:42.91,00:21:44.67 It's my turn. 00:21:56.92,00:22:00.76 You guys, get me down from here! 00:22:01.83,00:22:04.76 Help! Sons of bitches! 00:22:04.96,00:22:06.90 Dildo! 00:22:07.83,00:22:12.46 - I'm sure glad that's over with.[br]- Boy, am I glad to see you, Ike! 00:22:12.64,00:22:14.63 She's fly at the sky. 00:22:15.04,00:22:18.67 Wait! Where are you going,[br]alien visitors? Come back! 00:22:18.84,00:22:22.37 Where's this amazing thing[br]you were gonna show us? 00:22:22.55,00:22:25.34 It's in the bedroom, ladies.[br]Come on in. 00:22:25.52,00:22:27.98 We can make it in time for dinner. 00:22:28.15,00:22:30.18 - Thanks for helping.[br]- Whatever. 00:22:30.35,00:22:32.85 - Hey, I didn't throw up.[br]- Cool. 00:22:41.37,00:22:42.73 Sorry. 00:22:42.90,00:22:45.33 - Hey, look, a French fry.[br]- Cool. 00:22:45.50,00:22:48.37 - What's that?[br]- It's part of a Cheesy Poof. 00:22:48.54,00:22:51.51 - Hey, what's that?[br]- That's a hamburger. 00:22:51.68,00:22:55.01 - That's from two days ago![br]- What about that? 00:22:55.18,00:22:56.48 I don't know. 00:22:58.18,00:23:01.31 The bus will be here.[br]Cartman's still gone. 00:23:01.49,00:23:03.58 We're running out of friends. 00:23:03.75,00:23:06.62 I wonder what the visitors[br]gave the cows? 00:23:09.53,00:23:14.05 Cows, I got you cornered.[br]Let's see you get away now. 00:23:24.84,00:23:26.07 Hey, Cartman. 00:23:26.24,00:23:29.97 The visitors dropped you off[br]just in time for school. 00:23:30.15,00:23:34.38 - I had a crazy nightmare last night.[br]- Really? What about? 00:23:34.55,00:23:37.08 Well, I was standing out in a field. 00:23:37.25,00:23:40.69 I had this satellite dish[br]sticking out of my butt... 00:23:40.86,00:23:43.35 ...and then there were[br]cows and aliens. 00:23:43.53,00:23:47.09 Then I went on the ship,[br]and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. 00:23:47.26,00:23:49.63 That wasn't a dream.[br]That happened. 00:23:49.80,00:23:54.53 - Right. Why don't I have pinkeye then?[br]- You do have pinkeye! 00:23:54.71,00:23:57.04 Son of a bitch! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 24976