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Alright, we did it.

It's beautiful.

I--I might actually cry.

If I cry, you guys need to look away.

Ew, that snowman's rotten.

You know what, I like that

"Rotten" the snowman.

You guys didn't even try.

He's ugly.

Yeah, that's why it's funny.

That's the joke.

It's just stupid idiot humor.

I know, I mean I saw, Glep laugh.

I--I guess both Glep and I are idiots.

Yeah.

What are you guys doing out here?

Oh, we're just out here making the worst snowman ever.

Oh, you should have told me.

I love building snowmen.

You can still add something if you want to.

Hmm, let's see.

Oh, what about a beautiful,

daffodil to complete this lovely snowman?

Uh, yeah. I mean, you know,

it doesn't really match the whole theme we had going on,

but, you know, it's the worst that he could--

AHHH!

Oh, I'm so..

Oh my god!

What's going on?

What is this?

Charlie, what happened?

I--I don't know. I guess Rotten snowman came to life.

What is life?

Uh, that's kind of-- that's kind of hard to answer.

I guess life is just what you're experiencing right now.

You're alive.

Wow. I'm alive?

Whee!

What's all the commotion out here, boys?

The snowman came to life.

There must have been some magic in that old daffodil I found.

You mean the daffodils that grow out of my nuclear waste?

Oh, I must have missed that.

Living snowman, huh?

Hmm...

Alright, I know how to fix this.

Whoa, hey! Mr Boss man.

Wait, we'll take care of him.

Really? Oh, okay.

Well, I'm gonna go to the moon in my nuclear rocket boots.

See ya, boys.

God, he's funny, man. Wow. He's--

The Boss is the funniest guy that I know.

I think I can say-- you know what I mean?

Yeah, no, I know.

I think I can say that now.

Yeah, he's a funny guy.

I think he should do stand-up,

you know what I'm saying?

Probably not stand-up, but no, he is funny.

Yeah, probably stand-up, yeah.

No, it's just-- it's harder.

It's just different, yeah.

Yeah, it's a different arena.

Yeah.

So what does one do when they're alive?

I don't know. You just, like,

do stuff to kill time, I guess.

Stuff!

I wanna do this stuff!

We'd be happy to show you.

Life is full of wonderful joys and pleasures for you to enjoy.

Ooh! I'd love that!

Uh, I was actually just about to go home and celebrate

a Winter-een-mas.

Yeah, sorry. Glep and I were going to do karaoke.

Uh, yeah, yeah.

Wait, what about Rotten the snowman?

I don't know, man. You're the one who brought him to life.

Looks like it's just you and me, Rotten.

Yippee!

Wow! Being alive really is splendid, Pim.

Uh, yeah. Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, what fun.

What do you want to do next?

Ooh! That place looks fun!

I wanna go there!

The beach?

Uh, I'm not sure that's a good idea, Rotten.

Really? Why not?

Well, you're a snowman and

it's kind of hot at the beach.

Sounds great!

Let's go!

Well, if you're hot, you'll melt.

Melt?

Yeah, you know, you'll stop being alive.

And we don't want that to happen.

What? Life can end!

Yeah, but, I mean, it happens to everything.

Nothing lives forever.

Hey, whoa, whoa, it's okay.

It's okay, Mr. Rotten.

Pim, what did you do?

Well, I accidentally told him what death was

and he started freaking out.

You brought a snowman to life

only to teach him he's gonna die someday?

You might be a psychopath, Pim.

Well, maybe I didn't explain death right.

If only we had someone who was really good at that.

Does your uncle still know...

Yep. Yep, he do--Oh, yes, he does.

I am--I am ten steps ahead of you, Pim.

Ahh!

Uh, hey there, Rotton.

How's it going, man?

So, Pim here tells me

he might have freaked you out a little bit.

by explaining the horrifying concept of death to you.

Um-- But don't worry,

because we have the perfect person here to explain to you

how death is nothing to be afraid of.

Hey, Rotten. It's me, man.

It's Bill Nye, the uh-- science guy, man.

And I got a little song about life

and death that I think might end your worries, man.

Listen.

♪ Well, death isn't scary at all. ♪

♪ No...oh...oh

♪ It's perfectly natural. ♪

♪ Even the birds, even the bees, ♪

♪ even all of these little things. ♪

♪ Oh, baby.

♪ Yeah, death isn't scary at all. ♪

What do we do now?

I don't know, man. I don't know.

I'm still processing the fact that Bill Nye,

the freaking science guy,

just passed on, and we saw it.

I--I was, like, the biggest fan of his show.

I knew the theme song "Bill Nye--

Yeah, I could-- I'm not gonna do it, but, yeah,

I'm like a mega fan, so that was hard to watch.

I can't take that screaming anymore.

That abomination is scaring away Smiling Friends clients,

so you better do something about him.

Or so freaking help me, dude.

I will!

No, please, Mr. Boss, don't.

If he doesn't want to melt, why don't you just

take him somewhere where it's cold all the time?

You know Allan, You--you're not just a pretty face, man.

You know, you also got some brains up there,

did you know that?

Yeah, well, who do you think built the Boss's rocket boots?

Oh, you did that, Allan?

Hold on, back it up.

Mr. Boss, is that true?

Yep, that was all Allan.

It's true. I built them.

You built the rocket boots that the Boss flew on?

That was me.

Okay, in that case, we are absolutely

gonna take this snowman to a cold place.

He won't melt.

Mr. boss, you're having the

time of your life back there.

I don't know. I love my boys.

I love all you guys.

I love--I love you too. This is great.

This is a great day to be at Smiling Friends.

This is a fun energy, I like this place.

Oh, my God.

Oh, stop, stop, stop.

I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna puke.

Yeah, right here is fine anyways.

Hey, Rotten?

Ah!

You can live here forever.

The snow never melts.

Wait, really?

Forever?

Yeah, it'd be like a million years or something,

so basically forever.

Basically?

Oh, no, Charlie.

Dude let's get the fuck out of here.

I hope Rotten doing alright.

We've done all we can do to help him, man.

I'm sure he's living a very happy life

on top of the mountain.

Yo.

Do you know this guy?

- Uh, yeah? - Yeah?

Yeah?

Is--Is there a problem?

I wasn't talking to you.

And yeah, there is a problem.

Did you trespass and leave this guy on my property?

Oh, we didn't know it was your property.

We just thought it was like a public mountain.

Yeah, well, it is my property.

This guy's been going nuts.

He freaked out my kids.

My wife is in hysterics.

She doesn't know what the hell is going on.

I had to take the day off work to bring him back.

- Okay, well, I'm sorry. - Okay.

We didn't know, we're sorry, dude.

If I see you again on my property,

I'm beating your ass.

Hard!

Well, okay, okay, rude.

Huh? What's up?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Fucking pussy.

I would have, I would have hit him.

I was about to hit him so hard, but my arm is

so freaking sore from the gym or whatever.

Like, I almost like laid him out but I didn't want to let, Yeah.

Oh, God! I'm melting.

Oh, God. Am I dying?

Is this it?

Yeah, I think so.

Charlie, what do we do?

Pim, it's a snowman, dude. It's probably time to let him go.

I can't. He's my friend.

I never thought about that.

- Oh, that's a great idea, Glep. - Yeah.

As long as you're in our freezer,

you'll live forever.

Forever?

- Oh, yeah. - Forever.

Forever and ever.

Whoo! Okay, good.

All right. See you, Rotten.

If you need anything, just let us know.

Can do.

Bye, guys.

Oh, hi, Rotten.

I'm just grabbing some ice.

How's living forever going?

Well, I'm not dead, but

I'm not really living either.

I mean, Pim, how do you do it?

Well, I don't know. Sometimes, life can be scary,

but that's also what makes it exciting.

Come on, Pim. Let's go to the beach.

All right. I'm gonna go, Rotten. See you around.

Wait!

Hey, hey, go long.

Hey, Rotten, pass me a cold one, brother.

There you go, Charlie.

Oh, boy, this is so much fun.

You know, coming out here

has really made all my worries

melt away.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Did you see what I did with melt?

Get it? Everybody?

Ah!

Oops, sorry.

No!

We can fix it.

We can put you back together.

Pim, Wait.

What?

I've lived a good, long life.

I'll just take you back to the freezer.

It's okay.

I love you, Pim.

I love you, too, Rotten.

He had a good life, Pim.

Hey, guys!

Over here!

I'm the ocean now!

That's incredible!

Whoo!

Uh-oh!

Whoa! Go, Mr. Boss!

Merry Christmas, boys!

That was six months ago, Mr. Boss, but we still love you!

Holy smokes! That's Bill Nye's ghost!

I fucking love science!

God, the boss is funny. I'll tell you something.

He really is funny. He really should do stand-up.

And I love Bill Nye's ghost, and that's awesome.

And Allan built the rocket shoes and Pim,

you made that snowman come to life with the flower.

Wow, I just love my friends, and I love my God,

and I love my country.

And God bless America, I guess. What else can you say.

So, is Rotten like

the entire ocean now, or...?

I guess... I don't know how that works.

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Is it the whole ocean or just that wave?

Do you know what I mean?

I know exactly what you mean.

I was thinking about that a second.

I don't know. Is it like, is he just this wave?

Is he... does he have a conscience, is he the planet?

Yeah.

I--I don't know... It's scary.

Charlie, he destroyed that ship.

I saw it, dude.

Okay, now he's coming in our direction.

We need to leave!