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[Oliver Putnam] You know, I almost
proposed to Loretta in LA,
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and then I didn't.
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Why not?
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[Oliver] One failed marriage,
who hasn't been there?
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Two failed marriages?
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People start asking questions.
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I can't believe that you
thought I killed your friend.
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I can't even kill this
moderate to severe case
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of bacterial conjunctivitis.
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Sazz called Bev Melon
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and said that there was
a problem on the movie,
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and right after that, she was shot!
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Someone on the movie killed Sazz
to keep this problem a secret.
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[Bev Melon] The most brilliant
directing team, the Brothers!
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These three should be
in the photo shoot, too. [laughs]
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It's just that the timing.
I'm just saying in order for it to happen,
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that would mean someone
shot from the West Tower,
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came all the way over here,
cleaned up the crime scene,
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and disposed of the body,
all in 12 minutes?
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How am I doing?
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- It's been 38 minutes.
- What?!
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What is this I'm standing on?
It feels like fly paper.
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It's a tacky mat.
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[Mabel Mora] And that tacky mat matches
the one from Dudenoff's apartment.
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The killer was up at
the production offices,
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which means they're probably
at the photo shoot.
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♪
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It wasn't one person who did the murder.
It was two.
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One to shoot and one to clean up.
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You're totally right.
They could've done this.
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Where's the other Brother sister?
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[♪ music swells]
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- [gunshot]
- [people screaming]
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[Howard Morris]
Oh, my God, they've been shot!
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[screams fading out]
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What you are about to see
is a testimony of the accused,
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but in our native language,
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the language of...
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film.
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The footage is sourced from many different
angles, cameras, and lenses
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to give a multi-dimensional perspective,
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as only cameras can, of the truth.
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[♪ gentle piano music playing]
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Tawny and I got our first camera
at 9 years old.
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- [young Trina] Action.
- [loud thud]
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[Tawny Brothers]
A Sony DCR-VX1000.
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We saved all our money,
but it wasn't enough.
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So we stole it.
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♪
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Our aesthetic lived at
the intersection of...
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voyeurism and body horror.
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♪
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For whatever reason,
we didn't fit in in high school.
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- [cafeteria chatter]
- [Brothers Sisters chirping, cooing]
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[student]
So weird!
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[chirping and cooing continues]
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No.
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[Trina Brothers]
Then we met our film professor,
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and our lives were changed.
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He said what made us weird
would make us successful.
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All we had to do was...
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[professor]
Keep shooting.
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If there's one thing you take
away from my class, it's this.
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Take your camera and cover
the world and capture it all.
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And never, never censor yourself.
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Never look away.
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Unless it's an eclipse or Medusa,
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or that time that I stapled
your exams to my shirt.
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[scattered laughter]
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No, but seriously.
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Keep it rolling.
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- [click, camera whirring]
- Even when it's chaotic.
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Because chaos can be good.
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Chaos...
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can be art.
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We really took that to heart.
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- [gunshot]
- [crowd screaming]
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[Howard]
Oh God, they've been shot!
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- [Howard whimpers]
- [Mabel] Oliver!
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- [Howard thuds]
- [overlapping screaming]
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[panicked chatter]
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- Get me the fuck outta here!
- [crew member] It came from over there!
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[panicked chatter continues]
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- There! Right there!
- [shutter snaps]
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It's Glen, he's still alive!
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Which Oliver is that?
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- Uh... Zach?
- [Zach groaning]
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- They got me in my fat!
- [Mabel] Okay.
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- [Zach whimpering]
- Here.
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Here, put pressure on it. Oliver!
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[screaming, panicked chatter continues]
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- Is it over?
- [Charles-Haden Savage] He's okay!
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- [♪ quirky, pretentious music playing]
- [Tawny] Act one. The Inciting Incident.
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- [panicked chatter, street noise]
- [Oliver] Taxi!
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[police radio chatter]
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[Oliver]
Drive, drive!
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Take us to the Upper West Side.
Anywhere but the hell that is SoHo.
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- Are those guys gonna be okay?
- They have to be.
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I can't have anyone else
die because of us.
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- [Howard] Oh, my God!
- Did you guys see Tawny
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when the shot was fired?
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No, no. All I saw was my life
flash before my eyes.
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- Oh, I was a beautiful boy.
- [Howard] Mm-hmm.
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Talented, even then.
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Innocent,
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and oh-so very good.
[snorts]
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[Howard] So what's inside your heads?
You thinking Tawny took that shot?
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[gasps] Oh!
You think it was meant for Oliver?
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If it was, that means
the shot that killed Sazz
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could've been meant for me,
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and... who knows?
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[traffic noise, cars honking]
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- Mabel could be next.
- [Howard gasps]
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[dramatic]
So you're all the target!
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[Mabel]
Howard, why are you filming us?
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[Howard] Well, I'm the on-set
documentarian-slash-talent liaison.
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I was told to never stop rolling
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by the, um, by the Brothers Sisters.
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The killers? Get out of this cab!
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[Howard] We're not even in Midtown!
Wait, wait, you know what?
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I'll work for you.
Fuck the Brothers Sisters.
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If anything happens to you,
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this will be evidence for the police.
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Okay, fine. Keep filming.
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But, uh, but, favor my left side.
Slightly higher angles.
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- [Howard] Okay...
- And no profiles!
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- [Howard] Oh boy.
- [Mabel sighs]
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Why would the Brothers Sisters
jeopardize their own film to kill Oliver?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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It makes perfect sense.
We just can't make sense of it.
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[panting]
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Oh look, it's my famous neighbors
who have ruined the building.
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[Oliver] Uma, step aside.
I'm in a lunging mood.
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Look at this. Because of you,
they've installed cameras everywhere
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in case we're murdered.
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Can't cut a fart or steal a newspaper
anymore without being watched.
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Get the fuck away from me.
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Nobody around here
shoots the right people.
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We need to get somewhere safe.
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Well, seeing as someone
was killed in your apartment,
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and the shot came from mine,
I'm feeling Oliver's.
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Yes, m-mine's the least murdery.
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Also, I have the most
comfortable furniture.
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- [elevator dings]
- If the shooter doesn't kill me,
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Charles' stiff sofa will.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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- Ah.
- [button clicks]
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[whispers]
Murderers in the building.
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- Hit the close button.
- [Oliver] I am! I am.
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- [button clicking]
- [Mabel] Hurry, Oliver!
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[Charles] Press it all you want, but most
close buttons haven't been operational
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since the Americans
with Disabilities Act of 1990.
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Charles, we could die at any moment.
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- Please make your fun facts funner!
- [Super 8 cameras whirring]
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[♪ lively theme song playing]
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[♪ vocalizing]
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[♪ theme song fades out]
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- [projector whirring]
- [♪ quirky music playing]
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- Oh God, the sisters are in the building!
- [Howard] Ow!
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And eerily calm!
Are they toying with us?
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[Oliver]
I don't-- I don't know.
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- [phone dings]
- It's like killer whales and their prey.
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Though, technically,
killer whales aren't really whales.
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[Oliver]
Funner!
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[Howard] Are you okay, Oliver?
You seem upset.
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- I seem upset?
- [Howard] Mm-hmm.
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I seem upset?!
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Oh, I don't know.
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I guess because I almost died today!
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Oh, my God.
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- I almost died today.
- [Howard] Mm...
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[glass bottle clanking, cork popping]
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And as I was lying there, completely fine
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- between two bleeding people...
- [liquid pouring]
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...all I could think of was Loretta.
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Why am I living another moment
without the love of my life by my side?
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[Howard]
Oh, hello.
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[Oliver] I-- Look,
I-I'm just one big tub of regret.
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[Charles]
How about a big tub of bourbon?
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- [Howard grumbles]
- How about you, Charles?
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What are your regrets?
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Me?
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- Nothing, really.
- [Oliver] You have regrets.
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I'll start you off.
That ad campaign you did for saccharine.
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- [Howard] Hm.
- Flashing that weird look
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whenever I give you
the opportunity to pick up the bill.
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[Mabel] The moment you
fell in love with Jan.
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- [Howard] True.
- [Charles] Hey!
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She turned us on to Baked by Melissa,
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and we love that place!
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Oh, well that totally makes up
for all the serial killing.
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- Although those cinnamon rolls are good.
- [Howard] Yeah.
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[banging on door]
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[overlapping panicked yelling]
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- [Mabel] Oh my gosh...
- [panicked mumbling]
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She just called from downstairs.
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- Come on, guys. What did I say?
- [Howard] Oh, thank God.
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I had one request.
One fuckin' request!
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Do not let anything happen
to Galifianakis!
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Someone is trying to kill us, Detective!
Kill me!
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As someone that's wanted to kill you
for the past three years,
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- I understand.
- [Howard] Rude.
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- [Mabel] How are Zach and Glen?
- Well, Stubbins is stable but unconscious.
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The bullet struck the plate in his head
and deflected to Gali-fine-akis,
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but don't worry.
It did not hit any of his organs, oh no.
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That lucky piece of
adorable comedy man-meat.
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- What is this? What's happening?
- [Howard] Just pretend I'm not here.
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Yeah, nah, that's not happening.
Shut that shit off.
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- Shut that shit off.
- [snaps monitor]
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You oughta go upstairs
and arrest the Brothers Sisters.
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Tawny wears boots that match the footprint
found in Dudenoff's apartment.
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[excited]
The exact same boots?!
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Yes! So-- Oh, you're playing with me.
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[normal] Listen, I need more than similar
footwear to get a warrant.
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Well, I saw Tawny carrying a long
black case right before the shooting.
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It's possible the murder weapon
is in there.
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[excited]
Then, find it!
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Okay-- Ugh, you did it again.
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- Don't forget I'm hiding one here, too.
- [Super 8 whirring]
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Don't need to see my sister
whacking off after hours.
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Would give our film the NC-17
we've been waiting for.
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- [click, camera stops]
- Huh.
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Listen, also, my little squatter,
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Dudenoff? Not in Portugal.
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Nope. He's been cashing
social security checks
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at a bodega on 125th Street.
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- Dudenoff's back in New York?
- [Detective Donna Williams] Mm-hmm.
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And he was here around the time Sazz died.
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He has to have something to do with this.
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Well, what's Dudenoff have to do
with the Brothers Sisters?
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Come on, Brothers Sisters, Dudenoff,
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Freddy, Chucky, Jigsaw.
I don't give a fuck. The bottom line is
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there is someone
definitely after you guys,
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so you all might wanna consider moving
to fuckin' Portugal.
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[text dings]
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Oh. They want me to report
back to the crime scene.
237
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,459
Apparently, someone else has also spotted
238
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:29,046
your [scoffs] escaped ex,
Jan Bellows,
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back in the city.
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And lucky me, they want me on it.
241
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,011
Oh! Uh...
242
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,638
Charles, this is for you.
243
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,684
This is Sazz Pataki's remains.
244
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:47,356
I don't know. I thought it would be nice
for her to be with you as opposed to,
245
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:51,068
you know, on some shelf
in an evidence warehouse.
246
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,986
Oh. I...
247
00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:57,658
I'll add these to my mason jar.
Thank you.
248
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,411
Listen, guys, don't all be heroes, okay?
249
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,498
I really do not feel like
identifying your parts.
250
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,462
- Do you hear me?! The fuck?!
- [overlapping yeses]
251
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,471
Howard, would you turn off
the camera, please?
252
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:23,475
[Howard] Sure. I mean, you make content
out of other people's grief, but...
253
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,601
Right. Sorry.
254
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,020
- [phone dings]
- Oh!
255
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:31,608
Bev Melon just called an emergency
production meeting upstairs.
256
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,986
- [Oliver] Do we go up there?
- No!
257
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,572
We stay away from the sisters
and get outta town!
258
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,032
No, we can't run.
We need to learn
259
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,077
why the Brothers Sisters
are wanting us dead.
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00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,329
- [Oliver] Uh, jealous of my talent?
- [Howard] Oh yeah.
261
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,582
[Oliver] You know,
Rob Reiner once cut my brakes,
262
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,584
Thelma-and-Louise-ing me into the Potomac
263
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,961
and stole The Princess Bride from me.
264
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,547
Charles, what if we go upstairs,
265
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,341
but Howard keeps filming us?
That'll keep us safe.
266
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,136
[Howard] Good idea.
No one's ever killed on camera.
267
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,180
Don't google "someone killed on camera."
268
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:04,558
We solve the case, save our lives,
and avenge Sazz.
269
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,312
Fine. I'll go up
and look for that rifle case,
270
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,022
but keep the camera rolling.
271
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,107
[Howard]
Ooh! I get to save the day.
272
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,818
With our lives on the line,
273
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,988
it's a race against the clock
to solve the case
274
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and get justice.
275
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,825
[Howard] You're supposed
to ignore the camera.
276
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,827
It loves me.
That would be wrong.
277
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,412
- [Mabel] Putnam!
- [Howard and Oliver yelp]
278
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,334
- [elevator dings]
- [production office chatter]
279
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,418
[Trina]
You're here!
280
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,086
- We have so many questions.
- [Howard] I got it.
281
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,005
One, has the closeness of death
made you feel more alive?
282
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,381
- Absolutely.
- [Charles] Uh-huh.
283
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,800
Uh, uh, careful. Cameras.
We have cameras.
284
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,637
[Howard] Trina, Tawny, I'm back working
for them, but it is not a big deal.
285
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,305
It is nothing to murder about.
286
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,934
[whistles] Okay, everyone!
Circle around!
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00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,101
Circle around.
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00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,312
- Come on in.
- [Super 8 whirring]
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00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,438
[clapping]
290
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,107
- [Howard] Sorry.
- Um, I'm sure all of you may have heard
291
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,110
about our little "firearms moment"
at the photo shoot,
292
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,363
but I'm here to assure you that,
number one,
293
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,406
the police are on it, number two,
294
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,492
it will not affect the production one--
295
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,619
- [clattering]
- [Marshall thuds]
296
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,372
- I'm so sorry!
- [Bev] Oh, God. So annoying.
297
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,165
Okay, where was I? Um...
298
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,543
Yes, I just came back from the hospital,
299
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:16,505
and Zach has asked me to send all of you
a little tiny message saying,
300
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:20,092
-"The show must go on!"
- Whoo!
301
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,469
I told her I wanted out of the film.
302
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,179
Then, she threatened to sue me.
303
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,348
- [machines beeping]
- Then, she pulled the tube
304
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,643
out of my arm
and sucked the pain meds
305
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:33,522
out of the IV bag
like a fuckin' Capri Sun!
306
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,316
Oh, yes, and now--
Heather, um, please,
307
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:40,821
I need you to all sign a waiver
releasing me of all liability.
308
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,073
She'll give you pens, if we could do that.
309
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,577
And I'm feeling just a little bit tired,
so I'm gonna take a quick cat nap.
310
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,328
Snappy little nap.
311
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,914
[quietly] There's the rifle case.
Zoom, zoom!
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00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,833
- [Howard] Okay, okay.
- [Charles] Enhance!
313
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,084
[Howard]
Huh?
314
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,003
- Did you get it?
- [Howard] I zoomed.
315
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:59,548
I'm gonna go check on Marshall.
Get some dirt on the Brothers Sisters.
316
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,383
Good idea.
Spill the tea on 'em.
317
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,136
Wait, no, that's not-- It's this--
What is it? It's something like--
318
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:07,222
No, but it's close.
I-It's like a-a tea and spilling.
319
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,183
Uh, no. Uh, this is gonna drive me nuts.
320
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,185
- Spill the tea on 'em!
- Bingo!
321
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,061
- Yeah, yeah. Spill the tea.
- Spill tea on 'em.
322
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,438
- Nailed it.
- Yeah.
323
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,651
- Hey. How you holding up?
- Hey.
324
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,153
Um, you know, two people got shot,
325
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:22,863
and we're supposed to act
like nothing happened.
326
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,364
How's Oliver?
327
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,742
You know, people think
the killer was going after him.
328
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,536
- This is so crazy.
- It is.
329
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,415
The only ones who don't
seem that thrown off are...
330
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,000
The twins.
331
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,795
I mean, above their normal
baseline level of off.
332
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,965
You think they're suspects? Wow.
333
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,093
I'm not surprised actually.
Have you seen their student film?
334
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,471
[Oliver humming]
335
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,223
Ah, yes. Yeah.
336
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,141
- [♪ muffled piano music playing]
- [humming continues]
337
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,560
[Charles] Oliver, hurry up!
We started the movie.
338
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,521
[♪ piano music playing on computer]
339
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,105
- What'd I miss?
- [Charles] So much.
340
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,149
It's weird.
341
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,318
It's called The Desecration of Alice.
342
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,111
It's about an elderly artist
343
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,280
and identical twin sisters
344
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,742
that he made out of clay,
and they came to life.
345
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,911
- It was a whole thing in the first scene.
- [chip crunching]
346
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,748
[dramatic] And as he is their creator,
so they do his bidding.
347
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,583
[normal]
They make that point very clear.
348
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,378
And there's some kind of
anti-sugar message.
349
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:22,965
[♪ avant garde piano music playing]
350
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,762
[in unison] Yes, creator.
We will do your bidding.
351
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,557
- [sharpening knives]
- Say the word, and we'll spoil our blade
352
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,642
in the flesh of your enemies.
353
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,186
[♪ dramatic music playing]
354
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:40,065
Go! Spill some blood in my name, girls.
355
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,861
[♪ music swells]
356
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,487
[wind whistling]
357
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,739
[Charles]
Vince Fish?!
358
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,829
- [Tawny] Act two. The Rising Action.
- [♪ quirky string music playing]
359
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,713
[Oliver clears throat, sniffs]
360
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,507
[Vince Fish] [muffled]
Visitors!
361
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,177
- [Charles] Hey-- Oh.
- Hey, hey!
362
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,929
[Charles] Wasn't your pink eye on
the other side last time we were here?
363
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,472
It hops. Come on in.
364
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,933
Rudy and I are just
playing with our new toy.
365
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,018
[mouthing] Hops?
366
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,814
We got it at this estate sale
for this old lady.
367
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,026
She was at that stop at the transverse,
minding her own business...
368
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,235
[Vince]
Then, bam!
369
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,738
Decapitated by the side-view mirror
of the M86 bus.
370
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,364
- [Vince] Bam!
- The bus didn't even stop
371
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,742
'cause it was pretty full,
and there was another one right behind it.
372
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,244
- [Howard] Oh, my God.
- On the bright side, we got a drone!
373
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,038
- [drone buzzing]
- [laughs] It's working!
374
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,291
- And it's a camera drone.
- [Vince] So what's with the camera?
375
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,294
[Howard] Oh, we're just shooting a little
behind-the-scenes footage for the movie.
376
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,754
[Vince]
I love the movies!
377
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:47,466
I lost my hand! I lost my bride!
378
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,635
- [Charles and Rudy] Johnny has his hand!
- Johnny has his hand!
379
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:52,095
- [all three] Johnny has his bride!
- [Oliver giggles excitedly]
380
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:55,474
And then Cher Bono says, "Snap out of it!"
381
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:56,683
[laughing]
382
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,186
It's from Moonstruck, Mabel.
You really should see it.
383
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,063
Yeah, I think I've seen enough.
384
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,233
- Ah.
- Um, we also saw another movie recently.
385
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,943
The Desecration of Alice.
386
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,362
- I was in that.
- [Oliver] We saw.
387
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,114
We didn't realize you were an actor.
388
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,825
Or that you knew the Brothers Sisters.
389
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,661
Oh yeah, we didn't tell you?
390
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,497
Yeah, w-we all took classes with Dudenoff.
391
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:19,915
[Rudy Thurber]
At different times.
392
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,125
[Mabel]
So, he was your...?
393
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,003
Film professor.
I wasn't much of an actor.
394
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,714
You know-- No, no, no,
I was just doing him a favor.
395
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,092
He said I had "desecrator vibes,"
396
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,177
- but this guy, this guy...
- [Rudy laughs]
397
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,596
...Mr. Spielberg movie.
398
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,682
[sighs] Catch Me If You Can.
399
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,600
I play an agent in Tom Hanks' office.
400
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,477
- [Oliver] Oh!
- At the 1:07 mark,
401
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,063
you can see me in the far right cubicle
making a phone call.
402
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,649
- [Oliver] Really?
- Yeah, and then he got up
403
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,942
and walked to the bathroom!
404
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,779
But Leo DiCaprio had it cut.
Too threatened.
405
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,823
Also, I kept looking in the lens.
406
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,033
Okay, so there is a connection
407
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,703
between the Brothers Sisters and Dudenoff.
408
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:01,206
Oh yeah, he really made them.
I mean, they were his favorites.
409
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,959
Not ours.
He would invite them to Oh Hell nights,
410
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,044
and they would be kissing his ass.
411
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,089
[mocking] "We don't love our daddy.
Be our daddy, Dudy."
412
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,799
[normal]
They would do anything for him!
413
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,385
[Vince] Alright, Rudy, alright.
Come on, stop dwelling.
414
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,387
- It's beneath you. Come on.
- Thank you.
415
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,055
Come on, help me pry open the window,
416
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,017
so we can take our drone
on its maiden voyage.
417
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,061
[whispers]
Did you hear that?
418
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,314
Dudenoff made them.
He gave them life.
419
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,858
[whispers] So they do his bidding,
just like in their movie.
420
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:31,069
Oh, my God.
Did they murder for him?
421
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,489
- [Howard] Ooh, puppet master.
- Guys, guys, we should slow down.
422
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,784
We still don't even know
why they would want us dead.
423
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,537
I think we should finish watching
The Desecration of Alice
424
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,915
before we base
our entire theory around it.
425
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,833
Great, you do that.
I'm phoning Loretta
426
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,336
while I still feel the fleeting
nature of my existence.
427
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,046
She should be wrapping the set by now.
428
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:52,132
Also, it's after 5:00,
so it won't affect my rollover minutes.
429
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,426
Yeah, that hasn't been
a thing for, like, 15 years.
430
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,011
- Really?
- [window rattling]
431
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,306
But, no one told me.
I've been so precious with my minutes.
432
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,308
[tapping on window]
433
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,976
Charles, are you coming?
434
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,562
I still wanna look
inside that rifle case.
435
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,106
But it's in the office. How will you
get in there without being shot?
436
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,733
- [Vince] There we go!
- Through the window.
437
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,818
- [cars honking outside]
- That's, like, 15 stories up.
438
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,362
[drone whirring]
439
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:14,738
[Charles]
Oh, don't worry about that.
440
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:18,200
- [buzzing]
- [Howard yelps]
441
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,327
I have friends in high places.
442
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,038
- [drone humming]
- [Vince and Rudy laughing]
443
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,042
[Howard]
I'm rolling.
444
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,962
Do you think you could get a look
inside the Brothers Sisters' office
445
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,631
- without anyone noticing?
- Oh yeah.
446
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,299
Absolutely.
447
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,926
I am stealth.
448
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:39,096
I am the African leopard on the Serengeti.
449
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:41,640
Quiet, cunning, precise.
450
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,017
I always knew those sisters were sickos.
451
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,396
They'd film dying animals,
they'd set things on fire,
452
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:50,023
and when they eat an apple,
they eat the whole thing.
453
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,109
The seeds. The stem.
454
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,403
- That little sticker.
- [Vince] Ugh. They're nuts.
455
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,989
Well, I had an aunt
who ate cantaloupes like apples,
456
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:59,283
and a scientist got a grant
to study her teeth.
457
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,743
- Wow, that's somethin'.
- [Rudy] Mm.
458
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,828
Okay, come on.
459
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,956
- We have lift-off.
- [drone buzzing]
460
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:07,791
[Rudy]
Oh, go easy on the upward thrust.
461
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,376
- [Vince] I got it. I got it.
- [Rudy] Huh?
462
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,588
- [both laughing]
- I got it.
463
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,757
Hey, guys? D-Do you have any idea
why the Brothers Sisters
464
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,178
might dislike me or Oliver or,
or Mabel?
465
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,680
Oh, who knows anything with those two.
466
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,974
[Rudy]
Come on, halfway there.
467
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,851
I hear Dudenoff's back in town.
468
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,769
- What? What?!
- What? No. He can't be.
469
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,230
- Where did you hear that?
- You must be mistaken.
470
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,858
Dudenoff wouldn't come into town
without saying hi.
471
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:35,777
[drone buzzing]
472
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,530
- Vince, watch out!
- [Vince] I got it!
473
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,909
- I got it! I got it! I got it...
- [indistinct shouting]
474
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,285
[thud, clattering]
475
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,120
- [Charles groans]
- I don't got it.
476
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,830
[Uma Heller] [from below]
What the fuck?!
477
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,540
[line ringing]
478
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:49,750
[sighs]
479
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,752
[line ringing, answering]
480
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,253
Loretta! Uh,
481
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,714
before you say anything, um...
482
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,884
something happened today
483
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,471
and it got me thinking
and regretting things that I haven't done.
484
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,973
And I-I need to admit something.
485
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,434
In LA,
486
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,937
I was gonna propose to you.
487
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,105
And I choked. [stammering]
488
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,690
I'm an idiot.
489
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:18,153
So, I wanna spend whatever
time I have left with you.
490
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,657
What do you say?
491
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,992
[Loretta Durkin] [on phone]
Ugh...
492
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,746
Okay...
493
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,332
Well, y-you take it in.
494
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,626
I've said it. You've heard it.
495
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,211
And so...
496
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,796
[Loretta]
Ugh!
497
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,134
[clicks tongue] Well--
498
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,719
[hang up beeping]
499
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,139
- [assistant director] Okay, quiet on set.
- [director] Let's go again.
500
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,475
- [sound mixer] Sound speed.
- [director] Remember, you've been burned
501
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,727
- both physically and emotionally.
- [Loretta] Uh-huh. Uh... Ugh!
502
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,062
[assistant director]
Apple mark.
503
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,438
[♪ avant garde piano music playing]
504
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,399
[Mabel]
Well, I finished The Desecration of Alice.
505
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:57,776
I was hoping for more clues,
506
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,320
but all I got is a deep fear of sugar.
507
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,780
How'd it go with the drone?
508
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,907
I'd say "crash and burn" sums it up.
509
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,993
Ditto with me and Loretta.
510
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,163
I said I regretted not proposing,
and she went, "Ugh!"
511
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:12,624
Was it a...
512
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:13,709
[surprised]
huh?
513
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:14,877
[normal]
Or more of a...
514
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,129
- [disappointed] ugh?
- The second one.
515
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:20,632
- Sorry.
- Oh, it's our friends.
516
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,718
Guess who's accessorizing?
517
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,304
Gravey's new collar...
518
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:26,555
[Gravey sniffing]
519
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:27,723
[Howard]
...is a doggy cam.
520
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,933
She's a doggy spy.
521
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,810
- I'm a cadaver dog.
- [Gravey barks]
522
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,854
- [Charles] No, no, no, no, no!
- [all gasp]
523
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,981
- Oh, Gravey that's my friend!
- [Oliver] Oh, my God!
524
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:38,817
- [Mabel] Oh shit, Gravey!
- [Charles and Oliver] Oh!
525
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,402
- [Oliver] Bad Gravey!
- [Howard] She is not bad.
526
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,905
She is doing her job
at being a cadaver dog
527
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,823
and being absolutely adorable.
528
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,408
Yes, you are. You're a good girl.
529
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,951
Howard! Bad!
530
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,453
[Gravey shaking]
531
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,705
[Charles]
Sazz's replacement joints.
532
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,415
[Oliver]
Here's her left shoulder.
533
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,001
Thank you. Oh, no, it's not.
534
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,213
- Yeah. See? It says "left."
- No, this one says "left."
535
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,006
In Bulgarian.
536
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:04,426
I learned that when I dubbed
Brazzos episodes for Macedonia.
537
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,388
So, there's two left shoulders?
538
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,974
- [Howard] What?
- Who has two left shoulders?
539
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,769
Guys...
540
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:17,272
Sazz's body wasn't
the only one in the incinerator.
541
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,233
- [Oliver gasps]
- Which means...
542
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,026
[Howard]
What?
543
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,153
There was another murder in the building.
544
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,905
[♪ suspenseful music plays]
545
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:31,453
- [♪ quirky string music playing]
- [Tawny] Act three. The Climax.
546
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:35,582
Well, okay. Sazz told Jan there was
another murder in the building,
547
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,668
and she was right! This was it!
548
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:40,963
So, what if Dudenoff killed someone,
549
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,631
put them in the incinerator,
550
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,259
and then when we started podcasting
551
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,637
- about murders in the building--
- [Charles] Dudenoff went into hiding.
552
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:52,307
But, he still needed someone
to stop us investigating.
553
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,726
So he got the Brothers Sisters
to do his bidding.
554
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,104
[Howard] They spoiled their blades
in the flesh of their enemies!
555
00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,981
- Yeah.
- [Charles] They tried to kill me,
556
00:23:58,981 --> 00:24:02,359
but they got Sazz instead.
They put her body in the incinerator,
557
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,486
just like Dudenoff's first victim.
558
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,697
Exactly! It's all so simple.
559
00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:09,241
Guys, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
560
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,326
- Well, it doesn't make no sense.
- [Mabel texting]
561
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,954
I'm texting the serial number of this...
562
00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:16,582
second shoulder to Williams.
563
00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,917
See if she can ID the person
564
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,335
- that was killed.
- [sends text]
565
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,004
[Charles]
Okay, let's see.
566
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:24,798
How do we get the Brothers Sisters
to confess?
567
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,009
- [Howard] Hm...
- How do we get them to conf--
568
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:30,304
Howard! Point that somewhere else!
I can't think with that in my face!
569
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:33,056
- [Howard] Okay.
- I agree! It's unnerving being filmed.
570
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,225
- [Howard] Oh.
- Turn it off, Werner Herzog.
571
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:37,561
- [Howard sighs]
- That's it.
572
00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:39,813
We go on the offense.
573
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,399
We turn the tables and the camera on them!
574
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,818
See how they like it!
We throw them off balance,
575
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,196
so they just spill the tea everywhere!
576
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:49,698
- In the... rugs and places.
- [Oliver] Right.
577
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,283
- [text dings]
- Ooh!
578
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,037
- [growls]
- [Mabel] Is everything okay?
579
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:59,416
Oh, no, no, it's fine. I just thought
it might be from Loretta, but it's...
580
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:04,254
from Carpets USA offering me
a promo code for a free rug pad.
581
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:07,466
[Howard] Just because you have regrets,
doesn't mean you can fix all of them.
582
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,635
And if you could send me that
promo code at some point...
583
00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:11,845
- [Oliver growls]
- [Mabel] Oliver, I'm sorry.
584
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:15,307
No, no, no. it's fine. Listen, i-if
my soulmate doesn't wanna be with me,
585
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:18,101
I don't wanna be with her.
Come on, let's go...
586
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:21,188
confront our would-be assassins.
I'm gonna get my video camera, too.
587
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,441
- [Howard] Ooh, is it digital?
- [Oliver] VHS.
588
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,818
- [Howard] Retro.
- [Mabel sighs]
589
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:29,196
- Are you okay?
- Uh...
590
00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:31,949
Turns out, I do have a regret.
591
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:35,577
If our podcast really did get Sazz killed,
592
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,412
I'd never forgive myself.
593
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,331
We're gonna solve this case.
594
00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:42,292
We have to solve this case.
595
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,879
- [elevator dings]
- [♪ slow piano music playing]
596
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,756
[Oliver]
Now, where's that zoom button?
597
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,341
[Charles] [whispers]
Okay, let's go.
598
00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:51,969
- [audio warbles]
- [Super 8 camera whirring]
599
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,595
[normal] Cameras down, ladies.
600
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,681
It's time for us to ask the questions,
and you to buckle
601
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,224
- under the gaze of a lens.
- [shoes sticking]
602
00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:59,351
- [Oliver] What's wrong with this thing?
- [Trina] Are we suspects?
603
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,270
- [Tawny] Oh, we have to film this.
- [audio warbling]
604
00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:03,480
[Charles] Where were you the night
Sazz Pataki was murdered?
605
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,940
We were here in the Arconia.
606
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,024
- What?
- You were?
607
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,234
[Trina]
We came to visit a friend.
608
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:10,946
- And that friend was Milton Dudenoff.
- [Tawny] Yes.
609
00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,823
- Admit it!
- [Trina] She just did.
610
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:15,450
So, you were in his apartment that night?
611
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,828
[Trina] Yes. We got in using
the password he always used.
612
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:20,038
- His favorite card game.
- [Howard] Oh Hell?
613
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,623
Exactly, but upside down.
614
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,709
Seven-seven-three-four-four-zero.
Yeah, we know.
615
00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:26,503
- Keep it moving, sister.
- Dudenoff was your film professor,
616
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:29,006
and you were his star pupils.
617
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:32,217
As he was your creator,
so you do his bidding!
618
00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,553
[Tawny]
Of course.
619
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,346
[Mabel]
Even kill?
620
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,515
[♪ avant garde piano music playing]
621
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,809
- [student 1] Ugh. Creepy!
- [student 2] So disturbing.
622
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,477
[student 3]
Is it too late to drop his course?
623
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:45,647
[Tawny] Professor Dudenoff was
the first person who ever believed in us.
624
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:48,901
[Dudenoff]
Well, those students were...
625
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:51,236
pretty upset by your film.
626
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:55,824
Ignore the critics and just keep shooting.
627
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:58,410
- Okay? Wait...
- [Trina sighs]
628
00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:03,832
These are for you.
629
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,376
Professor Dudenoff,
630
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,795
you're giving us your Super 8s?
631
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,465
Well, my bones are too creaky
632
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:13,634
to lug those things around anymore. Uh...
633
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,719
How can we ever repay you?
634
00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:20,974
- [cameras whirring]
- [♪ soft piano music playing]
635
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:25,854
[Tawny]
He was our mentor. Our everything.
636
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,940
So would we kill for him?
637
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,945
- [both] Abso-fucking-lutely.
- [Howard gasps]
638
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,405
[camera whirring]
639
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:38,408
It's time to take a look
inside that rifle case of yours.
640
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:39,910
[text dings]
641
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:44,998
Oh, my God. Guys, they just identified
the other left shoulder.
642
00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:48,168
Was it the guy who used to scream
in the lobby about loving Zabar's?
643
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:51,547
I haven't seen him for ages.
What was his name?
644
00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,257
It belongs...
645
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,926
- to Dudenoff.
- [group gasps]
646
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,933
Dudenoff was in the incinerator.
647
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,394
He w-- He's not in Portugal or New York.
648
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:07,521
- Dudenoff was murdered.
- [Sisters gasp]
649
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,398
- [cameras clatter]
- [Trina] No.
650
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,483
- [♪ melancholy music playing]
- He's dead?
651
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:13,735
[Mabel] When was the last time
you spoke to him?
652
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:17,281
Uh, um, i-i-it's been a while.
Three years?
653
00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:21,493
We said we wanted to make bigger movies
to earn real money. He hated that.
654
00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:24,580
We moved to LA,
and he, he cut off all communication.
655
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,164
It was devastating.
656
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:29,334
Then, this movie set in the place
he lived came up, and...
657
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,503
I mean, it was beneath us, but--
658
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:34,840
We took it. To be close to him.
659
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,176
But still, he didn't answer our calls.
[gasps]
660
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,012
Now, we know why.
661
00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:42,723
Oh! [quietly sobs]
662
00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:46,768
[affected crying]
663
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,021
[Charles]
Well, if you're not our killers,
664
00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:51,565
why have you been sneaking around
with this rifle case?
665
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:54,151
- This part is jammed badly. Oh.
- [Mabel] Oliver! Just...
666
00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:56,236
[latches clicking]
667
00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,822
What?
668
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:00,991
[Howard]
Huh?
669
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:04,703
It's a camera case.
We've been making a film within our film,
670
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,205
a behind-the-scenes thing.
671
00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:08,832
We put hidden cameras
in our production office
672
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,417
and in your apartments.
673
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,086
That's an invasion of privacy.
And it's illegal!
674
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:17,132
Not really. You gave us permission
in the life rights contract you signed.
675
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,092
[scoffs] I seriously couldn't believe it.
676
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:22,638
Oh, great. "Don't worry, guys.
Uh, we don't need a lawyer.
677
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,807
- I have signed millions of contracts."
- [Oliver mutters]
678
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,977
- [Howard] Saw that coming.
- [Trina] Dudenoff always said,
679
00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:32,564
"Keep shooting,
and the story will reveal itself."
680
00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:36,318
He would've been so proud of us. [gasps]
681
00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:38,529
- [Tawny whimpers]
- Keep shooting.
682
00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,364
- [camera whirring]
- Okay.
683
00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:42,157
We have two murders now.
684
00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:44,409
Who killed Sazz...
685
00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,703
and who killed Dudenoff?
686
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:50,582
And who was pretending to be Dudenoff
cashing the checks at the bodega?
687
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,167
We need to look into that.
688
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,919
Oh, my God, that's it!
689
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:55,379
- [Mabel] What do you got?
- Doug.
690
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:58,131
The guy who used to love Zabar's,
his name was Doug.
691
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,466
Okay.
692
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:04,012
- [♪ quirky piano music playing]
- [Tawny] Act four. The Denouement.
693
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,307
[Trina]
You're slaying that jumpsuit, by the way.
694
00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,476
I got it at the Rikers Auction.
695
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:13,397
Something about being swaddled in
the dried sweat of the imprisoned...
696
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,524
sets me free.
697
00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:24,324
[Mabel] Make sure you
get all of the cameras.
698
00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:27,536
[gulps]
699
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:30,956
[sighs]
700
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,627
[Oliver] What's this? Oh!
I found another camera!
701
00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:41,258
[Tawny]
Ugh. Like we'd shoot in 720p.
702
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:42,801
[Charles]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
703
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:44,428
So then...
704
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:48,390
- whose camera is this?
- [phone dings]
705
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:52,644
What?
706
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,606
It's from Sazz's phone.
707
00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:58,692
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
708
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:03,947
[Howard]
What?
709
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,324
[phone dings]
710
00:31:05,324 --> 00:31:06,909
I got one, too.
711
00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:11,538
But this is from five days ago
'cause I'm wearing my Monday jammies.
712
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:14,124
[Howard]
Oh, my God. [gasps]
713
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,209
[phone dings]
714
00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:19,254
Not you, too?
715
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,090
- What the fuck?
- [Howard gasps]
716
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:25,886
These aren't from your cameras?
717
00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,679
- No.
- [Howard] Oh.
718
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,348
♪
719
00:31:29,348 --> 00:31:31,058
[Charles]
Alright.
720
00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:36,146
- [cameras whirring]
- The killer is watching us right now.
721
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:38,899
Oh, they've been watching us.
722
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,984
- For how long?
- [phone dings]
723
00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:43,362
[Tawny] This is fucked.
I got the wide shot.
724
00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:44,488
[Trina]
Good.
725
00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,658
- I'm watching you.
- [Howard gasps]
726
00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:48,742
[phone dings]
727
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,829
[Howard gasping]
728
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:53,914
[phone dings]
729
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,709
- [gasps]
- [Oliver] Okay, okay.
730
00:31:57,709 --> 00:32:00,212
- W-We are not safe in this building.
- [Howard] You think?
731
00:32:00,212 --> 00:32:03,006
Charles, you were right.
We have to get out of here now.
732
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:06,260
[clatters]
733
00:32:06,552 --> 00:32:07,553
[glass shatters]
734
00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:10,013
- [♪ suspenseful music continues]
- [indistinct muttering]
735
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:15,978
[Trina] What started as a defense for
two innocents accused of being bad snipers
736
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:18,939
turned into a found-footage film
737
00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:21,316
about the murder of our mentor.
738
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:24,403
[Oliver's car "Aphrodite" roars]
739
00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:27,155
[street sound stops]
740
00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:29,867
[Tawny]
Look. Did we murder?
741
00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:31,368
Sure.
742
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,954
We murdered the rules
of narrative storytelling.
743
00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:37,207
But nothing more.
744
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:40,919
[♪ classical piano music playing]
745
00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:03,901
♪
746
00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:33,972
[♪ fanfare playing]
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