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Morning. 15 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:38,833 No brakes! 16 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,999 Help, Uncle John! 17 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,499 Somebody help! Save us! 18 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,083 Help! 19 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:00,917 Where's Officer Brown? 20 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,958 Help! 21 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:33,292 - Hey, the dog! - The dog! 22 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:39,125 Oh, Harvey! 23 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:43,082 Officer Brown, you're my hero. 24 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,957 Oh, please, Miss. It was nothing. Oh, geez 25 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:50,334 All in a day's work, ma'am. Any cop woulda done the same. 26 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:55,417 Brain? Yech. 27 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:01,416 Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John? 28 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:04,665 Every time I close my eyes. How was school? 29 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:06,624 Fine. 30 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:09,458 Don't forget, tomorrow's the day parents come and talk about their careers. 31 00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:11,833 Oh. Well, I might have to work. 32 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,749 Do you want me to ask off? 33 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,041 Oh, no. That's okay. 34 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:19,499 Parents coming to school Whose idea was that anyway? 35 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:23,291 But if it's important to you, Penny... Did the letter come? 36 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:26,624 Letter? Uh, gee, well What letter? 37 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,249 I don't... Oh, yes. 38 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,874 They said two years as a security guard isn't enough experience to be a cop. 39 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:37,582 Uncle John, I'm sorry. Me too. 40 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:40,540 Well, I can still secure and protect. 41 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,624 I just think I could do so much more good as a cop. 42 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:45,042 Hey, wait a minute. Tomorrow's your day off. 43 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,999 Oh, well... 44 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,166 Look, I know that Nicole's dad is a lawyer, 45 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:52,916 and Kim's dad is a dentist, 46 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:56,166 and I just didn't want to embarrass you with your friends. 47 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:57,499 If I only had that badge. 48 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:02,541 Uncle John, it's not the badge, it's the heart behind it. 49 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:06,208 I'm very proud of you. 50 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,832 Fingers crossed. 51 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:14,124 This chip is gonna make the whole Gadget project work. 52 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:18,874 Dad, concentrate. Try to move the foot. 53 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:21,625 All right. Kick the ball. 54 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:25,207 Nothin'. I'm hungry. 55 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,624 Okay, all right. I'll go get us some dinner. But then we keep going. 56 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:29,874 Yeah. Okay. I'll call the guardhouse 57 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:33,874 so they don't search the deliver guy again. 58 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:38,540 Hello, Antonio's? Yeah, it's Brenda. No, foot's still not moving. 59 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:40,291 Dad, keep thinking about that foot. 60 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:43,000 Yep, the usual. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 61 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:56,708 Dad. Hmm? What? 62 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,459 Tap your foot again. 63 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:09,417 What? Huh. 64 00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:12,249 That's weird. 65 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,499 Wh... What were you thinking about? 66 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,958 I was thinking about how much you remind me of your mother. 67 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,874 Wait a second. Wait a second! 68 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,916 That's it! It's animated by will, 69 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:32,624 not by thought. 70 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,207 By your heart, not your head! 71 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:38,666 Come on, try it again. Do it again! All right. 72 00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:48,917 We did it! We moved the foot! 73 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:54,665 Jack, Queen... 74 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:57,249 Brenda Bradford She's so beautiful. 75 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:02,333 Wowser. Black eight on the red nine... 76 00:06:02,334 --> 00:06:05,832 What? Oh, oh, nothin'. 77 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,541 I was just talkin' to myself. 78 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:15,917 Thelma, how do I look? 79 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,666 Like a geek from Kansas who became a security guard. 80 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:26,208 Brenda Bradford. 81 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,374 Well, good evening, young lady. 82 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:32,624 It's been a while. 83 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:36,499 Four, three, two, one, zero. 84 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,958 Go. 85 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:43,958 Dr. Bradford. Yes? 86 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,791 Hi. Hi. 87 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:51,207 I borrowed a book from your dad. You did? 88 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:55,707 Power Learning Through Speed Study. Oh. 89 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:57,666 It took me forever to get through it. 90 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,166 But I really think it's gonna pay off, though. 91 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:05,874 I just applied to the Riverton Police Force. 92 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:08,583 Yeah? It's what I've always wanted to do. 93 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:14,790 Help people, that is. Um, I gotta... 94 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:17,082 Dr. Bradford is out of the lab and we can go in. 95 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,833 Sikes, release the remote-control van. 96 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,666 Nice stars. 97 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,917 Yeah? Which ones? 98 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,292 I just meant the whole... 99 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,749 All of 'em. Oh, I thought you meant a specific cluster. 100 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,291 I always take everything so literally. 101 00:07:48,292 --> 00:07:50,292 - So do I. - Yeah? 102 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:53,458 I forgot my keys. 103 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:55,832 Oh. 104 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,458 I'm Okay. Sorry. 105 00:07:57,459 --> 00:07:59,874 Good night now. Nite. 106 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:06,833 Well, I'll just stay here, then, and, uh, secure the parking lot. 107 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,791 Concentrate, you twit! 108 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,374 Hey, that guy's speeding. 109 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:20,124 Ten miles an hour in the parking lot, buddy! 110 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,999 No, no, no, no, straight ahead! No, left! Bad cat. Bad cat. 111 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,833 Left, Sikes, turn! 112 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:29,499 What was that? We have an intruder on the premises. 113 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,916 A black van. 114 00:08:30,917 --> 00:08:33,833 Where? Try that big hole in the wall! 115 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,958 Brenda. 116 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:48,416 Huh? 117 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:51,333 Hello, Artemus. I'll take that. 118 00:08:51,334 --> 00:08:53,957 Oh, no, wait. No, no, no, no! 119 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:57,208 Now, just a moment... Arrivederci, Professor. 120 00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:13,583 Uh-oh! Someone's gonna blame the old lady. 121 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,708 Sniffy, let's go. 122 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:30,208 Dr. Bradford, I won't rest until I find whoever's responsible. 123 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,708 Justice will be served. 124 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,416 Brown, where are you going? 125 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:43,832 To catch the bad guys! Stand back, Thelma! 126 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,750 This isn't going to end well. 127 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:51,250 You're not on duty, Brown! I'm always on duty! 128 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:25,790 Oh, no. We're being chased by the hatchback squad. 129 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,125 Hey, I have a hatchback. 130 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:35,000 Ooh. Oh! 131 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:40,791 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! 132 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:46,625 Now you've crossed the line. Pull over, you! 133 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:51,124 Stop the car, Sikes. I want to enjoy this. 134 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,791 Oh, gosh! Oh! 135 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,124 Uh-oh. 136 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,459 ♪ Yahoo ♪ 137 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,749 Attention! Driver of the wrecked limo, 138 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,540 attached to the Yahoo! Billboard, 139 00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:20,790 this is security Officer John Brown. 140 00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:23,749 Please step out of the vehicle immediately... 141 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,833 Or... Else. 142 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:33,167 Fine work, Mr. Security Guard. You got me. 143 00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:36,374 Here. 144 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,249 Have a victory cigar. 145 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,666 No, thanks. 146 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:46,041 Remember, smoking kills. 147 00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,333 I don't smoke. 148 00:11:47,334 --> 00:11:49,958 Oh, really? You will now. 149 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:53,958 Oh, boy. 150 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,042 My hand! 151 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,333 Pardon me! Excuse me! Comin' through! 152 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,416 Hey, have you seen my uncle, John Brown? 153 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,042 Uh, he's in there. 154 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,875 Uncle John? 155 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,249 Please wake up. I know you can hear me. 156 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,750 Look who I brought to visit. 157 00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:44,166 Look, it's Brain. He came to see you. 158 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,707 Okay. No. Not in his mouth, Brain. No. No. 159 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,749 Okay, stop. 160 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:53,916 We're lookin' at extensive tissue damage, 44 fractures, a major concussion, 161 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,875 all coupled with extensive internal trauma. 162 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,624 This man tried to save my father. 163 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,124 He risked his life to protect our work. 164 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,916 We've done all we can. Not yet, we haven't. 165 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,042 Mayor's coming through! Clear the way! Dr. Bradford! 166 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,207 Clear for the mayor! 167 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:13,624 Dr. Bradford, both I and police Chief Quimby here... 168 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:17,540 Hi. Are very sorry to hear about your father. 169 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,832 He was a good man. Oh. 170 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,207 Did you know him? 171 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,749 No, I didn't. 172 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:27,374 So, how soon can you finish the Gadget Project, hmm? 173 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,582 I'm sure that he would have wanted me to finish it as soon as possible. 174 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,790 Mmm. Oh. Yeah. With the, uh, "English patient" there? 175 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:35,540 That's enough, Quimby. 176 00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:37,041 Oh, sorry. Just doesn't look like you got off to a good start there. 177 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:43,458 So, how can you be so sure that this is the proper subject? 178 00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:47,334 Dad told me that I would know when the right man came along. 179 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,167 John Brown's the right man. 180 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,082 Well. Well. 181 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,916 That's good enough for me. 182 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,416 Let's go. 183 00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,333 Hmm. 184 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:03,708 Chain saw! Waxy buildup, stat. Bring in the hoses, stat! 185 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,625 Ready, and... Break! 186 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,957 It's a thing of beauty, Quimby. 187 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:25,166 The future of law enforcement reborn before our very eyes. 188 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:28,665 Yeah. Columbo and Nintendo all rolled into one. 189 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,249 He'll make you obsolete, 190 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:35,249 no overtime, no hazard pay, no blue flu. 191 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:40,333 And he won't call me "evil Gidget" behind my back. 192 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:43,707 Oh, by the way, what do we have on the Artemus Bradford murder, hmm? 193 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,665 Well, we got a limo with no license, 194 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:49,124 and some scrap metal from whatever it was that broke into the lab. 195 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,082 Do we at least know what was stolen? 196 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,999 According, to Doctor Bradford, a robotic foot. 197 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,583 Robotic foot. 198 00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:57,166 A robotic foot? Yeah. 199 00:14:57,167 --> 00:15:00,334 What kind of cyber-freak are we dealing with? 200 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,042 Not bad, Kramer. 201 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,374 Not bad at all. 202 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,375 It's got a sort of postmodern Captain Hook kind of feel to it. 203 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,374 Very diabolical. 204 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:20,458 I deserve a dashing appellation. 205 00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:23,124 "Dashing Appalachian"? What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo? 206 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,082 No, you idiot! No! 207 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,749 It's a nickname 208 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:34,292 One that will send my enemies cowering in fear. 209 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,334 Ah. 210 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,749 Ah, too bad "Hook" is taken, huh? 211 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,749 How 'bout... "Captain Claw"? Oh. 212 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,833 - No, no, no, no, no... - Or "Santa Claw." 213 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,292 Just "Claw." One word, 214 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,790 like "Madonna." 215 00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:57,582 Well, anyhoo, Captain... Sir... Mr. Claw, 216 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,166 I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle, 217 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,416 so I have managed to design 218 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,707 a few interchangeable options. 219 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,333 Hi, hi. Oh, very clever, Kramer. 220 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,374 "Very clever, Kramer." 221 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,292 Very clever, indeed. 222 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:19,124 Well, first we have the opera hand, 223 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,541 for those special nights out. 224 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:26,124 And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food, 225 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,957 so I made you a sushi hand See there? 226 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,082 Tasty. 227 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,999 Hmm. 228 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,665 Also, I don't remember if you enjoy the medieval fare, but... 229 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,791 Kramer, that's enough. 230 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,499 Sikes, bring on the foot. 231 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,250 Oops. 232 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:55,875 Hmm? 233 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,375 What the... 234 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:40,375 What have they got me on? Ooh! Ooh! 235 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,000 Oh, my Oh! Ooh! 236 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:58,041 I, um... Your thumb's on fire! 237 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,208 I seem to be having a reaction. 238 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,334 Mr. Brown. Oh. Oh, it's you. 239 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,458 It's all right. It's all right. 240 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:14,249 Um, I, uh... 241 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,416 I don't know what's wrong. I, uh I seem to be ill, 242 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:19,374 and I can't remember anything. 243 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,374 You may not remember very much right now. 244 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,166 You suffered a pretty major concussion in the explosion. 245 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:26,041 What happened? 246 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,082 You've just come out of a very long recovery. 247 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:32,499 You are now a sophisticated network of tissue, hardware and software. 248 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,082 No! 249 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,750 I gotta get outta here. 250 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,249 Mr. Brown... Mr. Brown, come back here. 251 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,334 We're gonna go in I'll take... 252 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:51,790 Look, Mr. Brown, I know that this is all new for you, 253 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,624 and it must feel strange. 254 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:57,582 You will adjust. 255 00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:01,250 My head is very heavy. Don't worry. That's easy to fix. 256 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,833 I don't wanna be like this. 257 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,125 I don't understand what happened to me. 258 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,124 John, we saved your life. 259 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,458 I'm not me anymore. I'm a hardware store. 260 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,957 This is a huge opportunity. 261 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,166 You were designed as the first prototype 262 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:25,665 cyber police officer for the Riverton Police Department. 263 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:29,832 You said yourself you wanted to help people This is your chance. 264 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,540 I do want to help people. 265 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:32,833 I know. 266 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:36,999 Aiyee! Oh! 267 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,166 I'll be with you every step of the way. 268 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:44,291 Okay. I'd shake your hand but you might lose an eye. 269 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:47,790 An android of this quality could have a myriad of uses: 270 00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:52,374 shock troops, kamikaze pilots, hit men. 271 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,665 International rescue workers, teachers. 272 00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:59,207 Oh, yes. I was getting to them. Well, let's see him in action, huh? 273 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,375 Okay. 274 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,000 Oh, I'll strap myself in. 275 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,208 Okay. Turn me on, Kramer. 276 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:25,124 Move, darn you! Move! 277 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,208 It's a lemon. 278 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,250 Thank you for that, Sikes. 279 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:37,291 You put it on. Come on. Why can't he do it? 280 00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:39,665 He's capable of intelligent thought. That's useful to me. 281 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:43,499 Now, strap you in. 282 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,624 Perhaps if we give him maximum voltage. 283 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:49,375 Yeah, that might work. 284 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,250 I want my... 285 00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:00,417 Mama! 286 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,416 Something got left behind. 287 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,166 What does Brenda have that I don't? 288 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:16,582 Now this is the single most important component, the neuron synapse amplifier. 289 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,832 It's a high-powered processor chip... 290 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,582 That increases the charge in the human brain wave, 291 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,333 enough to move the machinery that's now built into your body. 292 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:29,749 Without this chip The most powerful robotics chip in the world 293 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:33,374 Your body couldn't possibly function. 294 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,916 Any more questions? 295 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:36,790 Nope, I'm fine. 296 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:40,041 Guess it just takes a little getting used to, you know? 297 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:43,541 Good. Then I will just give you your manual to study. 298 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,042 Volume one. 299 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,291 Mmm-hmm. Looks like the usual stuff, 300 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:06,666 extendo-legs, helicopter hat. 301 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:11,790 - Guess I'm all set then. - Right. Oh! 302 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:15,166 There's one more thing. I almost forgot. 303 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,375 It's important. 304 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,334 Your new wardrobe. 305 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,958 The Gadget suit. 306 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,499 Okay, so if you want to operate one of your gadgets, 307 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:43,499 you simply say "Go-go gadget," and then you name the device. 308 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,333 Well, couldn't I say something more official, like... 309 00:22:46,334 --> 00:22:48,999 Like, "In the name of justice." 310 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,790 Well, you could, but it wouldn't work. 311 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:53,749 But "Go-go gadget," sounds so 312 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,957 My father designed the program, and he... 313 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,999 Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's "Go-go gadget." 314 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,791 - I really like it. - Okay. 315 00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:04,832 Good. I'm glad. 316 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:09,749 So, okay, let's say there are two guys trying to rob a jewelry store, 317 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,208 and you wanted to trip 'em up What would you do? 318 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:17,292 Okay, uh, let me think. 319 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,917 Go-go gadget oil slick. 320 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,459 That's not oil, it's toothpaste! 321 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:32,249 Ooh! Ooh! 322 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,666 Stop it! 323 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,916 Whoa! Say, "Go-go gadget, stop"! 324 00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:50,500 Go-go, stop! We're gonna need some more work with you. 325 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,125 Try to visualize your goal. 326 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,249 Concentrate. 327 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:06,082 Put all other things out of your head except 328 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,958 obtaining the balls. 329 00:24:10,292 --> 00:24:11,459 Okay. 330 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:16,125 He's just like the, "Six Million Dollar Man." 331 00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:31,125 What? 332 00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:35,957 Ungrip! Ungrip! Turn it off! 333 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:39,582 Well, I guess $6,000,000 doesn't buy what it used to. 334 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:42,124 Excuse me. 335 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:45,583 He is not a man, you know. He is a monster. 336 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:52,041 I've got something special to show you. Ta-da! 337 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,791 The Gadget mobile. 338 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,459 Wow. It's for you. 339 00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,832 I made it myself. 340 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,874 Come on. You made me a car? 341 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:06,207 The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater. 342 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,458 All right. Now, it may look simple, 343 00:25:08,459 --> 00:25:11,791 but this thing has just about as many factory extras as you do. 344 00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:14,999 Come on! Get in there! 345 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,334 Oh. Watch the coat. 346 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,666 Okay. 347 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:24,916 Gosh, she's incredible. 348 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:27,790 Oh, it's a he. excuse me? 349 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:28,999 You'll see. 350 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,832 Okay, now, it has voice activation, ejection seats, 351 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:36,124 a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage system, a cardio-homing device. 352 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,707 Then there's a periscope, a candy... 353 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:41,124 Dr. Bradford, there's something I just have to ask you. 354 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:45,041 Oh, just say, "Go-go Gadget mobile." 355 00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:45,708 Yes, but will you... 356 00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:47,874 "Go-go Gadget mobile?" 357 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,665 Good morning, Riverton! 358 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:53,874 Hey! Who's in the car? I work alone. 359 00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:57,082 Hey, before we hit the road, I gotta tell you somethin'. 360 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,416 Duck! 361 00:25:58,417 --> 00:25:59,540 I don't think the car likes me. 362 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:02,999 Who you callin' "car"? I'm a crime fighting machine. 363 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,458 Watch this. Left turn! 364 00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,333 Haven't you fallen out yet? 365 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:09,374 No, sir, I haven't! 366 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:12,999 - Who are you, rookie? - I'm Officer John Brown, 367 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,708 and you're exceeding the speed limit. 368 00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:21,707 Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadget mobile. 369 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:23,458 Are you... Are you talking to me? 370 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:25,957 Speakin' of the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? 371 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:28,582 Gotta wear the belt, baby! Hey! 372 00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:33,957 It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna fight me some crime. Whoo! 373 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,458 More left turns! 374 00:26:36,459 --> 00:26:39,790 Could you slow down, please? I... I get carsick. 375 00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:41,416 You know what makes me people-sick? 376 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:44,041 A rookie thinkin' he's good enough for Dr. B. 377 00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:47,124 Not that it's your business, but what makes you think I was 378 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,790 putting moves on Dr. Bradford? 379 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,916 Hey, I've got heat sensors. I know what you were thinkin' 380 00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,540 when Dr. B. gave you that smile. 381 00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:56,999 Now, look here. Come clean with me, or I'm gonna bounce you right outta here. 382 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,082 I can assure you my only interest in Dr. Bradford is professional. 383 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:05,416 "Professional," huh? 384 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,999 Well, good. Keep it that way, and that's an order. 385 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,832 You got it? Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car. 386 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:15,749 I'll tell you what you are. You're the... 387 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,250 Don't make me go, "De La Hoya" on you! 388 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,124 Isn't there an "off" button or something? A "mute"? 389 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,790 Oh! Sorry, sir! 390 00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:28,124 Don't push my buttons without readin' the manual! 391 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:28,958 Ooh, watch out there, now. 392 00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:32,582 Whoa! 393 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:37,333 Hmm? Aw, man. I got a June bug in my grille. 394 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:39,458 Shouldn't we be working together, helping people? 395 00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:43,458 Why didn't you say so? 396 00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:47,166 Yo, Clouseau, 9 o'clock. 397 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,166 Left, you idiot! Over the lock! 398 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:51,916 Shut up and let me do it. Please. Thank you. 399 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,791 Very observant, Gadget mobile. 400 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:58,042 Time to do some good. 401 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,208 Lost your keys, fellas? 402 00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:04,082 Uh, keys Yeah, keys. 403 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,624 Allow me to help. 404 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:08,665 Ugh. Say, "Bye bye" to the rookie. 405 00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,666 Here. This ought to do it. 406 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:13,791 Oh. Thanks. 407 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:17,374 Yo! Check out the bowling shirt! 408 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,999 Huh. I'm a bowler myself. You work at the prison? 409 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,999 Uh, yeah. Work at the prison. Psst! Gadget! 410 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,832 I'll be getting into the law enforcement bowling league too. 411 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:29,207 There you are. Drive carefully. We'll see you. 412 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,833 That's it. I can't take it anymore. Step away from the Viper! 413 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,207 Hey, what's the big idea? 414 00:28:35,208 --> 00:28:37,207 Open your eyes! we got a couple of jail-breakers! 415 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,540 Well, then, we should inform the prison guar... Wait a minute! 416 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:43,416 Let's split up. I'll go after 'em, and you say, "10-4" 417 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,958 10-4! 418 00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:50,000 Go-go gadget coils! 419 00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:54,041 Skates! I meant skates! 420 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:55,707 Come here, Carl Lewis. 421 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,624 Uh, halt! Forward! 422 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:01,333 Oh, for cryin' out loud. Go-go forward, please! 423 00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:04,375 Oh, for Pete's sake! Halt! 424 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:09,874 Hello. Sit back and enjoy the bars. 425 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,082 You'll be lookin' at 'em for the next 20 years. 426 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,833 Oh! Ooh! 427 00:29:16,459 --> 00:29:19,874 Uh-oh. Oh, gosh! Ooh! 428 00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:22,875 Go-go gadget Grappling hook! 429 00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,459 Whoa! 430 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,459 Wowser! 431 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,249 The Riverton Police Department has a new cop on the beat. 432 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,874 Here's Tira with the story. 433 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,665 In an incredible display of courage, 434 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:54,582 Riverton's first cyber-crime fighter heroically apprehended, 435 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:57,832 two escaped convicts this afternoon in the downtown area. 436 00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:01,832 The soon to be inspector will be inducted into the Riverton Police Department, 437 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,790 at a gala event tomorrow night 438 00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:06,707 Why, it's that annoying little security guard from the institute. 439 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,832 ...Riverton's much admired budget surplus to fund 440 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:13,499 So he's the lucky duck they plucked for the Gadget Program. 441 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,458 Ha! Irony abounds. 442 00:30:15,459 --> 00:30:18,042 That's my cruller! Gimme that! 443 00:30:22,292 --> 00:30:24,291 Sikes! Yes, boss? 444 00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:28,958 Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow promises to be quite an evening. 445 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,916 So, anyone special going tonight? 446 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,833 Well, the mayor, the governor. 447 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,458 Any doctors? 448 00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:44,665 Doctors? You know, female doctors 449 00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:47,666 Very attractive female doctors. 450 00:30:49,459 --> 00:30:50,583 Wowser. 451 00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:04,666 Is it that obvious? 452 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,874 Come on, Uncle John. 453 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:09,333 You just need to... Loosen up, be cool. 454 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:13,082 You been talking to my car? What? 455 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,208 Huh. You'll see. 456 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:20,875 Fire! 457 00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,250 Wrong finger. 458 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:26,750 Careful. 459 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:39,707 Excuse me. Inspector, may I have this dance? 460 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,833 Oh. Why, sure. Yeah. You betcha. 461 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,666 Uh, here. 462 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,208 Let's see if I still know how to do this. 463 00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:03,750 Not bad, John Brown. 464 00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:06,790 May I cut in? 465 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:10,083 Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together. 466 00:32:11,459 --> 00:32:15,666 We were? Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. 467 00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,249 I was obese. 468 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:21,416 Maybe you remember me better like this. 469 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,541 Yes! 470 00:32:26,541 --> 00:32:27,750 Wow! 471 00:32:29,292 --> 00:32:31,707 Well, it's nice to see you again. 472 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,541 Here you go. You look... 473 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:35,708 Different. 474 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:43,041 Well, I'll go get us some champagne. 475 00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:47,041 Oh, great idea! Three flutes of bubbly, please, Mr. Gizmo. 476 00:32:47,042 --> 00:32:48,583 We'll be right here. 477 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,790 You know, Brenda... 478 00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:59,416 I'm not at all surprised you became such a renowned scientist. 479 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:01,832 You were always the most brilliant one in school. 480 00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,082 No, I... 481 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,832 I was a hard worker. 482 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,916 Oh, I remember. 483 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:12,041 I used to watch the way you wrinkled your little nose, concentrating on calculations. 484 00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:15,125 You did? Mmm. You took my breath away. 485 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,334 I did. 486 00:33:16,335 --> 00:33:19,624 Brenda, dance with me. 487 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:22,250 You remind me of a thing Godzilla once said. 488 00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:30,999 Tell me, what will you do now that the Gadget Program is completed? 489 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Ooh. Oh. Huh? 490 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:38,291 You're done with the Gadget thing. 491 00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:41,291 Come and join me at Scolex Industries. 492 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:44,459 We'll be right here. 493 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,500 Ahem. 494 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,875 I could only carry two glasses. 495 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:53,833 Oh. 496 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:56,958 A bientot, ma Cherie 497 00:34:01,459 --> 00:34:02,583 Ah! 498 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:07,999 John... 499 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,124 He just offered me a job. 500 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:14,041 He said that I would have unlimited funding, 501 00:34:14,042 --> 00:34:15,874 my own lab... 502 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:19,957 And complete control of all my research. 503 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:22,041 But what about your other research? 504 00:34:22,042 --> 00:34:23,082 The Gadget Program. 505 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,833 Are you sure you've worked out all the bugs? 506 00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:30,624 Well, um... 507 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:34,207 Oh, how touching. The creator and the creation. 508 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,749 Excuse me, Inspector, 509 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:39,207 but the press would like to take some photos of us with our boys in blue. 510 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,875 - Let's go. - photo op. 511 00:34:41,917 --> 00:34:43,916 Okay. Come on. 512 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:46,417 Get ready, boys. Here's the dynamic duo. The camera is your friend. 513 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,624 - Watch the birdie! - Get a big smile! 514 00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:53,291 Chief, if you don't mind my asking, 515 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:55,540 when do I get started on my big case? 516 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,166 Oh, soon enough, Gadget. 517 00:34:57,167 --> 00:35:02,749 I have a few assignments for you to cut your teeth on first. 518 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:05,875 Big grin. That's it. Inspector! Over here, please! 519 00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:23,291 I've got to talk to the chief. The trouble is he's not taking me seriously. 520 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:26,249 Oh, boo-hoo hoo, rookie. 521 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,582 Nobody likes a whiner. Now, what are you gonna do about it? 522 00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:31,625 I'm ready to get tough Real tough. 523 00:35:35,459 --> 00:35:36,707 Here comes Gadget. 524 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,333 Hey, that your new partner, Gadget? 525 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:41,082 What you got, a cat burglar? A real felon, huh? 526 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,790 The city's safe now. 527 00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,375 Cat got your tongue? 528 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:51,790 Inspector Gadget reporting, sir, with the 13th... 529 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:54,291 That's a baker's dozen... Kitten I've pulled out of a tree this week. 530 00:35:54,292 --> 00:35:57,041 So? 531 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:59,292 Permission to speak freely, sir. No. 532 00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:04,917 Well, if you're gonna pout. 533 00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:07,042 Thank you, sir. 534 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,082 What I want to say is that, 535 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,249 while I appreciate cute and fluffy as much as the next officer, 536 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:17,125 I fear that the kitten rescue patrol is a misuse of my capabilities. 537 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,540 Huh. 538 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:21,790 You know, I don't get it, Gadget. Every time you 539 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:25,749 I won't be happy until I've brought the murderers of Artemus Bradford to justice. 540 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,499 Ah. 541 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,916 And I won't be happy until you're off the force, 542 00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:35,833 and being sold, piece by piece, at some garage sale. 543 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:39,707 I want that case, sir. 544 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:42,416 Well, I'll tell you, the problem is the Bradford case requires real police work 545 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:45,665 and the fact is, you're not a real police inspector. 546 00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:51,583 You are not a real policeman. You are just a publicity stunt that we have to put up with. 547 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:53,916 So... 548 00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:57,666 Why don't you just about-face and get out of my office. 549 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,832 Okie-dokles, sir. 550 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:17,041 I've pretty much completed Prometheus per your specifications, 551 00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:20,582 and, I must say, the likeness is really quite convincing. 552 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:24,416 Good. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Kramer. 553 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:27,916 Isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's Private data? 554 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:29,790 Oh, yes. 555 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,916 I tapped into her files and stole her research. 556 00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:35,790 Why would you do that? 557 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:37,750 "Why would you do that? Why would you do that?" 558 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:44,957 Ah. Oh, oh. 559 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,374 Kramer, don't look so nonplussed. 560 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:54,082 Now that Dr. Bradford is part of the Scolex team, we share everything, 561 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:57,207 or at least we will. 562 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:02,291 Oh, well, I think sharing files is a great way to bring the company together. 563 00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:05,416 You know, make sure we're all singing off the same song sheet, so to speak. 564 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,916 Imagine my relief to have your support. 565 00:38:08,917 --> 00:38:12,166 Anyway, sir, like I said, without the chip, I don't think... 566 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:13,874 Oh, so you made the chip. 567 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,458 Hey, that looks just like the guy we almost killed. 568 00:38:16,459 --> 00:38:18,459 Oh, I didn't hear that! 569 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,958 Chips ahoy. 570 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:28,041 - Wow! - Oh, sweet lordy. 571 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:30,832 Good morning, Robo-gadget. 572 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,540 You have just been animated, 573 00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:36,041 by the most complex computer technology in the world. 574 00:38:36,042 --> 00:38:39,874 What are you going to do now? 575 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,459 I'm gonna kick some butt. 576 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,291 Very saucy. 577 00:38:45,292 --> 00:38:47,458 It looks so real. Yow! 578 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:50,582 Oh! Very good, yes! 579 00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:53,292 Oh, Robo, nothing can stop us now! 580 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:04,917 Gotta make my own case. 581 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,625 B, b, b, b, b, b, b Bradford. 582 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:40,583 Go-go gadget magnifying glass. 583 00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:45,708 Increase magnification. 584 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,833 Increase magnification. 585 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,540 "Si." Go, go Spanish translation. 586 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:58,125 - "Si" means "Yes." - I knew it! 587 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,707 Inspector Gadget, can I have your autograph? 588 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,708 Got any money? uh-uh. 589 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:19,958 Ah! 590 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,082 ♪ Hey, now, you're a rock star ♪ Yeah! 591 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:28,916 ♪ Get the show on, get paid 592 00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:32,291 ♪ All that glitters is gold 593 00:40:32,292 --> 00:40:34,041 ♪ Only shootin' stars... ♪ 594 00:40:34,042 --> 00:40:36,041 All right, so I'll rule out the Spanish. 595 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:39,249 But what else could "Si" stand for? "Space invaders"? 596 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,499 - Nah! - "Scuba instructor"? 597 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:44,624 No! Hey, how about "super idiot"? 598 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:47,333 - No, that's not it. - Uncle John, 599 00:40:47,334 --> 00:40:49,750 I love you, but I think you have a loose wire. 600 00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:57,833 Oh, what about that? 601 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,999 "Scolex Industries." 602 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,624 Hello. Finally, there's a detective in the house. 603 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:11,500 Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot, then Scolex murdered Dr... 604 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,292 Oh, no! Brenda! 605 00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:19,624 Time to work! 606 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,874 Can you find the Scolex building from here? 607 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:24,874 Or should I call the police? 608 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,041 I am the police. 609 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:27,000 Hey, wait. What about me? 610 00:41:27,001 --> 00:41:29,665 You're smarter than he is. 611 00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,707 Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, 612 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:35,291 but please tell the beagle that that's an armrest, not a chew toy. 613 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:40,874 Inspector Gadget apparently has gone berserk in the downtown Riverton area. 614 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,916 Eyewitnesses told me that he was laughing 615 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:46,333 while he maliciously stacked these four cars. What's gone wrong? 616 00:41:46,334 --> 00:41:48,832 Other reports indicate that he's already caused a major traffic accident, 617 00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:54,250 destroyed private property and set fire to an elderly man's beard. 618 00:41:58,459 --> 00:42:00,167 Go-go gadget grappling hook. 619 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,334 Whoo! 620 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:20,334 John! 621 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,499 What happened? 622 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,416 I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help. 623 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:28,707 Brenda, it's not safe here. Scolex is a liar and a thief and... 624 00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:31,166 Let's just say he's not a very good guy. 625 00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:33,540 Go home! Lock your doors! 626 00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:38,208 Stay alive! Whatever happens, I will find you. 627 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:45,624 Oh, too far! Whoa! 628 00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:49,042 That hurt! 629 00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:05,666 Wowser. I knew it. 630 00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:11,167 You'll pay for this, Scolex. 631 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,125 Go-go suction shoes. 632 00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:16,167 Hello? 633 00:43:17,459 --> 00:43:18,583 Hello? 634 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,208 Sandy, is that you? 635 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,749 Wow! 636 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,041 I finally get to meet you. Y... 637 00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:30,250 Sandy built me to your specifications. 638 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,333 You're me? 639 00:43:32,334 --> 00:43:35,207 We are like totally twins. 640 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,749 You must be Brenda. 641 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:40,041 Sandy was right. I'm you. Only prettier. 642 00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:43,707 We probably share brain waves. Are you thinking about gelato right now? 643 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,125 'Cause I am. 644 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,707 I gotta go find John. 645 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:51,334 Don't you wanna hang out? 646 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,417 John! 647 00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:31,333 Outside! It's so beautiful! 648 00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:35,334 Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay? Have some quality girl time. 649 00:44:58,083 --> 00:44:59,333 Gotcha! 650 00:44:59,334 --> 00:45:00,791 Whoa! 651 00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:07,500 Huh? Go-go gadget blades. 652 00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:11,333 Huh? 653 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,208 We have a blader. Repeat 654 00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:19,624 You can run, but you can't hide. 655 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:21,208 Go-go gadget brake! 656 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:30,540 Smile! 657 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:32,374 John! 658 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,374 ♪ I got a wild wild life ♪ Don't you ever stop? 659 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:39,291 Oh, this is so much more cool than hanging out in that lab. 660 00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:42,541 All Sandy ever wants to talk about is that gross foot. 661 00:45:47,791 --> 00:45:49,333 What foot? 662 00:45:49,334 --> 00:45:52,249 The one he stole and copied to make me. 663 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,916 Brenda, I'm programmed to be a cheerleader. 664 00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:56,624 Watch! 665 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:58,665 Ready? Okay! 666 00:45:58,666 --> 00:45:59,583 B-R-E-N-D-A 667 00:45:59,584 --> 00:46:02,375 ♪ Brenda That spells Brenda ♪ 668 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:11,082 Greetings, Inspector. 669 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:13,249 Glad you could drop in. 670 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,416 I owe you one, Scolex. Oh? 671 00:46:15,417 --> 00:46:17,874 You blew up me and my Chevette, 672 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,124 and I really liked that car. 673 00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:23,666 Well, you crushed my hand, and I really liked that hand, 674 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:27,582 so, go, go get over it. 675 00:46:27,583 --> 00:46:29,499 I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, 676 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,916 but you'll never get away with it. 677 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:35,041 Oh, how cliché, Inspector. 678 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:40,291 I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons. 679 00:46:40,292 --> 00:46:41,583 Hmm? Huh? 680 00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:44,540 Huh? 681 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:47,917 Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world... 682 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,291 Evil quite often prevails. 683 00:46:51,292 --> 00:46:53,334 I'm afraid so. Pull him up. 684 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,540 Now, look how your replacement is helping people... 685 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:06,458 To cross the street. Hey. 686 00:47:06,459 --> 00:47:07,750 He looks just like me. 687 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:09,957 I don't get it. 688 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:12,291 Why would you do this? To make teachers! 689 00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:14,541 Shut up! Oh. 690 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,417 I'll tell you why. 691 00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:24,916 To make techno-warriors that never get tired, 692 00:47:24,917 --> 00:47:26,458 never get hungry... 693 00:47:26,459 --> 00:47:28,459 And never say "no." 694 00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:34,666 Every army in the world will be made up of my creations. 695 00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:39,041 Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? 696 00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:40,500 Imagine the perks. 697 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:44,833 Comprende? 698 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,042 Yeah, I comprende. 699 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,999 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 700 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,707 I comprendo. Yo comprendo. 701 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:57,166 Conjugate the verb, for pity's sake. Oh. 702 00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,124 Pull the N.S.A. chip before he butchers another language. 703 00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,416 You're kidding, right? 704 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:03,665 Okay. You see? He's always kidding. 705 00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:05,333 - I never know. - This time no. 706 00:48:05,334 --> 00:48:08,582 I want to make sure nobody else can develop their own android. 707 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:12,374 Do it, or you'll be building yourself a new head. 708 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,916 Oh. 709 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,167 "New head." 710 00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:21,499 Okay, I am not here right now. 711 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,707 I am on the beach with dolphins, and, oh, hi, look at this starfish. 712 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:26,958 I don't feel so good. 713 00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:32,207 I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help is so hard to find these days. 714 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:34,334 Would you mind if I do the honors, hmm? 715 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,790 Well, here goes. 716 00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:39,083 Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao. 717 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,249 Goodbye, Mr. Chip. 718 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,042 Dump this idiot in the junkyard. 719 00:48:48,043 --> 00:48:51,082 Yes, boss. 720 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:54,374 Oh, no, not that idiot. This one. 721 00:48:54,375 --> 00:48:56,707 Oh, I wish you'd be more specific. 722 00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,750 There's an awful lot of idiots around here. 723 00:49:01,791 --> 00:49:03,291 Attention, Robo-gadget. 724 00:49:03,292 --> 00:49:05,749 Destroy the city and have some fun. 725 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:06,832 Okay, boss. You with the beard, come here. 726 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:11,333 Hello? John? Anybody home? 727 00:49:11,334 --> 00:49:14,041 You sit back and enjoy the ride, Penny. I'm driving. 728 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:18,374 Hey, remember, kids. I'm a professional car, so don't try this at home. 729 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,500 Penny, where's your uncle? I thought he was with you. 730 00:49:23,417 --> 00:49:24,582 This is bad. 731 00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:25,916 Come on, Penny. We gotta find him. 732 00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:27,833 There's something rotten in Riverton. 733 00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:32,665 Where you going, Gadget? The chief is very upset with you. 734 00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:34,291 I'm gonna have to arrest you. Hey! 735 00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:35,665 Get your hands off me! 736 00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:38,207 Officer down! Strike! 737 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:43,790 Next time you pay for a gadget, don't forget the extended warranty. 738 00:49:43,791 --> 00:49:45,292 What? 739 00:49:52,666 --> 00:49:54,458 Let's talk, chief. 740 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:58,707 Sure. What do you What do you want to talk about? Politics? 741 00:49:58,708 --> 00:50:00,125 The Florida Marlins? 742 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:04,291 II know you're upset about yesterday. 743 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:06,041 That was the job talking. The truth is... 744 00:50:06,042 --> 00:50:07,749 I want you I want you on the Bradford case. 745 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:12,917 In fact, I... I want you to lead the Bradford case. 746 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:14,957 I think... 747 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,833 Freeze! Hold it right there! 748 00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:19,292 Shoot him! 749 00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:23,917 Adios, boys! 750 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:25,833 Whee! 751 00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:29,292 ♪ Wild thing 752 00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:34,624 ♪ You make my heart sing 753 00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:38,292 ♪ You make everything 754 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:41,334 ♪ Come on, wild thing ♪ 755 00:51:05,375 --> 00:51:07,708 Ladies, I don't like the looks of this. 756 00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:12,291 What would Uncle John be doing here? 757 00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:13,541 I mean... 758 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:16,582 Are you sure we picked up the right signal? 759 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:17,624 Of course, I have the right signal. 760 00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:19,750 You know I have lo-jack on my father's side. 761 00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:46,707 Uh-oh, I don't like this. 762 00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:49,666 See, I know what dogs do when they're nervous. Stop! 763 00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:52,958 - Uncle John! - Penny! 764 00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:56,291 Uncle John! 765 00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:58,083 Penny! Uncle John! 766 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:07,083 No! Uncle John! Wake up! 767 00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,666 Please, don't tell me. 768 00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:16,750 No. 769 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:19,666 The N.S.A. chip is gone. 770 00:52:25,334 --> 00:52:26,666 He doesn't need the chip. 771 00:52:28,459 --> 00:52:29,625 He's got the heart. 772 00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:31,292 He can do it all by himself. 773 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:05,750 Hmm? 774 00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:13,167 Can't be. 775 00:53:14,334 --> 00:53:16,707 John? Uncle John? 776 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,500 John, can you hear us? 777 00:53:18,875 --> 00:53:20,250 He's alive. 778 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:23,499 Brenda. 779 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,957 Penny? You're alive. 780 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:28,790 It's a miracle. 781 00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:30,790 He doesn't need the chip. 782 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,499 It's my Uncle John, that's what it is. 783 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,375 Whoa. 784 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:38,874 Way to go, rookie. 785 00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:40,750 We'll make a cop out of you yet. 786 00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:45,749 Buckle up, kids, and stick some newspaper under that beagle. 787 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:49,375 This engine's only got two speeds, "Fast" and "Whoo, what was that?" 788 00:53:51,541 --> 00:53:53,207 Where's Scolex? I'll find him. You drive. 789 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:57,207 Let's see what you can do, Gadget mobile, 'cause I feel the need... 790 00:53:57,208 --> 00:53:58,708 The need for speed. 791 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:08,957 Now, if I'm home late, it just means it took a little extra time 792 00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:12,249 to overthrow Scolex's evil empire, okay? 793 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,208 - Okay! - Later, Penny. 794 00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:17,625 Left turn! 795 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,375 Right turn! 796 00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:23,124 Where'd they go? 797 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:26,458 Heads up, baby! Evil dude's limo at 12:00. 798 00:54:26,459 --> 00:54:28,624 - Left turn! - Got it! 799 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:30,291 Okay, take the wheel. 800 00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:33,082 Right! When I give you the signal, slow down. 801 00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,999 Okay! 802 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,875 Okay. Whoo! 803 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:41,624 Now! 804 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:43,833 Gotcha! 805 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,582 Nice aim, doc! 806 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:48,999 Thank you. 807 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,249 You're under arrest for the murder of Artemus Bradford, Scolex. 808 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,917 God, you're irritating. 809 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,790 And you... 810 00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:59,166 You're under arrest for impersonating a police officer. 811 00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:01,458 Oh, what a tangled web we weave 812 00:55:01,459 --> 00:55:02,833 Get rid of him. 813 00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:14,625 You just ran a stop sign. Whoa! 814 00:55:18,791 --> 00:55:20,957 Hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot. 815 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:23,750 Oh, whoo! Go-go gadget skis. 816 00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:27,082 Go-go gadget snow. 817 00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,833 Go-go gadget water. 818 00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:32,375 Go-go gadget... 819 00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:35,125 Mommy! 820 00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:40,833 Hmm? 821 00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:42,666 Whoa! 822 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,000 Whoa! 823 00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:02,750 Hey, stretch, pull over. 824 00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:16,874 Hey, you don't bump the Gadget mobile. 825 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,708 The Gadget mobile bumps you. 826 00:56:23,917 --> 00:56:26,875 I'll go get him, boss. Sit tight. 827 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,875 Watch out behind you! 828 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,167 We're gonna have some fun. 829 00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:46,124 I'm gonna make you into a compact. 830 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:48,540 Whoo! Time for a bat turn. 831 00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:51,541 - Don't lose that limo! - On the case, doc! 832 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:01,416 You know how to dance, don't you? 833 00:57:01,417 --> 00:57:05,166 Actually, I was taking lessons not long ago, in the hope... 834 00:57:05,167 --> 00:57:07,166 Shut up and dance! That one day I... 835 00:57:07,167 --> 00:57:08,417 Uh-oh. 836 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:20,875 Go-go gadget air bag. 837 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,375 Ooh! Ooh! Ah! 838 00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:33,874 Oh, Sikes, you lost her. 839 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:35,625 I'm gonna try to find her, boss. 840 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,082 It's not good, sir. 841 00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:41,375 Let's use the element of surprise. 842 00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:44,832 Oh, surprise. 843 00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:47,208 Brenda, what a pleasant surprise. 844 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,540 Brenda, Brenda. 845 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:52,625 You! 846 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:57,458 Stop, Claw! 847 00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:58,458 Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. 848 00:57:58,459 --> 00:58:01,624 You know, I love it when you call me "Claw." 849 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:04,833 So what's new? Hello... You killed my father! 850 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:18,791 Time. 851 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:23,957 - Gadget here. - It's about Brenda, partner. 852 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,916 Yeah? Scolex is taking her to the roof. 853 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,416 I'd save her, but I can't fit in the elevator. 854 00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:31,041 I'm on my way. 855 00:58:31,042 --> 00:58:33,707 You know what they say about nice guys finishing last? 856 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:34,666 Huh? 857 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:36,665 Well, they were wrong. 858 00:58:36,666 --> 00:58:38,666 Go-go gadget oil slick. 859 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,791 Toothpaste? Whaa! 860 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,082 What happened to you? 861 00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:51,458 Let me put it this way. 862 00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:54,000 I got the skittles kicked out of me. 863 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,291 I'll be right back. 864 00:58:56,292 --> 00:58:59,666 Oh. Penny, why are you here? Evidence! 865 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,124 Hey, Gadget. It's a clip-on. 866 00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:12,583 Whoa! 867 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,249 Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain, you go that way. 868 00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:26,541 I'll go this way. 869 00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:32,374 I gotta destroy the evidence. Why couldn't it be a finger? 870 00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:35,707 I could be working at my dad's store right now... 871 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:38,082 Selling nails, hammers and power drills. 872 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,375 Yes! Power drills rock! 873 00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:43,708 Get in there! 874 00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:53,582 Well, who are you? 875 00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,417 Whoa, there, big boy. 876 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:58,917 Um, hi, there. 877 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,249 Hello. 878 01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,000 Why's that foot in the toilet? 879 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:08,374 I was, uh, I was cleaning it. 880 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:09,790 So what's your name? 881 01:00:09,791 --> 01:00:13,665 Uh, I'm Sikes. 882 01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:18,417 You know, Sikes, you look more like the kind of guy who should be, um... 883 01:00:19,334 --> 01:00:20,417 Uh... 884 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:24,833 Helping someone pick out good weather stripping. 885 01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,791 My old man had a hardware store. 886 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:36,334 Telephone! 887 01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:38,875 It's mine. 888 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,707 - Hello? - Hi, Mr. Gadget. 889 01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:49,624 Nicole and Kim, how'd you get the number of my hand? 890 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:51,624 From Penny. Is she there? 891 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:52,957 Penny isn't here right now, but you can call her at home, okay? 892 01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:55,916 She's not home, but we'll try her again. Okay, bye. 893 01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:57,666 Bye. What do they mean, she's not at home? 894 01:01:09,625 --> 01:01:11,582 Whee, whee! 895 01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:14,958 Oh! Oh, no! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh! 896 01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:25,874 I don't get it, Claw. What's your plan now? 897 01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:28,334 Since my dreams for a global robotic empire... 898 01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,958 Mongrel! My pants! Oh, God! 899 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:38,125 Mongrel. 900 01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:42,500 Next thing you know... 901 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:44,541 Next thing you know, 902 01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:46,333 you're a minion. 903 01:01:46,334 --> 01:01:48,167 You're a minion. 904 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,083 I'm a minion. 905 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:58,708 Ooh! Oh! 906 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,459 Ow, ow! 907 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,499 Uncle. 908 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:08,042 Hey, hey, don't touch that. 909 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,707 Hey. Hey, 910 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:16,707 what'd you do that for? 911 01:02:16,708 --> 01:02:18,291 We shouldn't be fighting. 912 01:02:18,292 --> 01:02:21,042 We've got a lot in common, except I've got nicer teeth. 913 01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:26,874 I'd hoped that we could've worked together, been partners. 914 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:28,458 Together, you and I could've 915 01:02:28,459 --> 01:02:31,041 ruled the world. 916 01:02:31,042 --> 01:02:32,833 You should've quit while you were ahead. 917 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,375 Cannonball! 918 01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:41,625 Ooh! Ooh la la! 919 01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:45,917 Go-go gadget chopper. 920 01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,875 Contact. 921 01:03:07,334 --> 01:03:09,999 Whoa! Whoa! whoa! Whoa! 922 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,459 How do ya... Whoa... Fly this thing? 923 01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:18,082 Oh! Oh, no! Go, go back. 924 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,833 Up, up, up, up. Good, good, good, good. Oh, bad, bad, bad. 925 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:27,292 My hair! 926 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:31,292 Sit back and relax, darling. 927 01:03:43,292 --> 01:03:44,416 Whoa! 928 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:47,041 Hey! I can see my house from here. 929 01:03:47,042 --> 01:03:48,124 Whoa! 930 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,166 Two things, Scolex! 931 01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:52,291 One, you are completely insane. 932 01:03:52,292 --> 01:03:54,375 And two, I liked you better fat. 933 01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:02,041 Bring on the brownies! Ha! 934 01:04:02,042 --> 01:04:04,832 Wheel in the waffles! 935 01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:07,500 I'm ready to binge! 936 01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:16,291 Darn! That fellow will not give us a break! 937 01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:19,665 For the third time Sanford Scolex, 938 01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:21,541 you are under arrest! 939 01:04:24,083 --> 01:04:25,999 No! 940 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,459 Go, go, go, go, go, go, Gadget! 941 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:41,000 John! Oh, no! 942 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,707 Let me give you a lift. 943 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:47,874 Where can I drop you off? 944 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:49,708 I'd answer, but I doubt you really care. 945 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:54,707 John! I'm up here! Take my hand! 946 01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:56,875 Hi, John. How are you doing down there? 947 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:03,707 - John! - "John!" 948 01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:07,832 - John, I know you can save us! - Think of something! 949 01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:09,459 I'm working on it. 950 01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,750 Hurry! 951 01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:27,250 Try to visualize your goal. 952 01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,208 Back to the drawing board! 953 01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:48,916 Brenda, jump! Right on my back! 954 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:51,624 Oh, Brenda, don't jump. For god's sake, we can work this out, darling. 955 01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:54,000 Sweetie pie, really! 956 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,250 My God. Me I'm out of control. 957 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:08,957 Go-go gadget air brakes. Go-go gadget airplane. 958 01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,790 I don't know what to go, go anymore! 959 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:12,665 - Didn't you read the manual? - Try something else! 960 01:06:12,666 --> 01:06:16,790 Go-go gadget glider. Go-go gadget balloon. Go-go gadget parachute. 961 01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:18,832 Go-go gadget giant trampoline. 962 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:21,582 Go-go gadget circus net. Go-go gadget feather bed. Go-go gadget hay wagon. 963 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:25,291 Go-go gadget bubble wrap. Go-go gadget para-sail. Parakeet. 964 01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:27,000 Para-glider. Parasol. 965 01:06:28,791 --> 01:06:31,999 Umbrella? John, you did it. 966 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,624 You saved our lives. I did? I guess I did. 967 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,124 Wowser! 968 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,333 Just watch out for the big head. Understood. 969 01:06:39,334 --> 01:06:42,291 You know, arrogance can sneak up on you. No, that big head! 970 01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:44,250 Oh, no. 971 01:06:50,334 --> 01:06:54,042 John! Are you okay? 972 01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,583 Gadget. 973 01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:04,917 Oh, hello, Brenda. 974 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,125 Are you breathing? 975 01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:09,917 I think so. 976 01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:15,334 How's your central vallecular equilibrator feeling? 977 01:07:15,917 --> 01:07:17,665 It feels pretty good. 978 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,333 And how's your auto-axle lubricator functioning? 979 01:07:20,334 --> 01:07:21,666 It's functioning fully. 980 01:07:33,167 --> 01:07:37,082 Oh, Gadget. What is it? 981 01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:39,042 Is my occipital piston slipping? 982 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:40,708 No. 983 01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:42,666 I just never realized 984 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:45,875 what beautiful brown eyes you have. 985 01:07:58,125 --> 01:08:00,249 It's a high-fly Scolex. 986 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,582 The Gadget mobile pulls under it. 987 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:04,166 The crowd's going crazy. 988 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:06,207 He makes the catch! 989 01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,790 We made it! 990 01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:11,707 Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex is out and that is the game! 991 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:15,916 Final score, Gadget mobile one, Scolex zippo. 992 01:08:15,917 --> 01:08:19,082 And the fans rush the field. 993 01:08:19,083 --> 01:08:21,832 No autographs, please. Please, y'all, come on, now. 994 01:08:21,833 --> 01:08:23,582 Freeze! Get back! 995 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:26,083 Gentlemen, there's been some kind of a mistake. 996 01:08:26,917 --> 01:08:28,082 Chief! 997 01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:30,082 Oh, sorry, kiddo. 998 01:08:30,083 --> 01:08:31,916 I'm gonna have to place your uncle under arrest. 999 01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:33,749 Freeze! Don't move, Gadget! 1000 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:36,333 Well, I just thought you'd wanna know That Sanford Scolex 1001 01:08:36,334 --> 01:08:40,458 created an evil version of my uncle to terrorize Riverton. 1002 01:08:40,459 --> 01:08:41,582 Is that true? 1003 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:44,665 Every word of it. She's an amazing young woman. 1004 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:49,041 She held up a mirror to my misguided ways in the service of Mr. Scolex. 1005 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,790 I'm sorry, Chief. 1006 01:08:50,791 --> 01:08:55,916 Here's the foot. I didn't know any better. 1007 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:56,708 Et Tu, Sikes? 1008 01:08:56,709 --> 01:08:59,499 Cover him, men! 1009 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,375 They're all yours, fellas. 1010 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:07,167 Wowser. 1011 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:13,958 Excuse me! Press! 1012 01:09:13,959 --> 01:09:16,082 Excuse me! Mayor on the premises. 1013 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:17,707 The shepherd needs her sheep. 1014 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:20,416 Yes, it is a credit to myself and my administration, 1015 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:25,957 that we had the courage to believe in and initiate the gadget program. 1016 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:29,790 Arrivederci, Gadget! 1017 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:32,916 This is not goodbye. 1018 01:09:32,917 --> 01:09:34,874 I'll get you next time, Gadget. 1019 01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:36,334 I'll get you. 1020 01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:41,042 Wowser. 1021 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:53,999 A happy ending. 1022 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,999 What could be better than true love? 1023 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,832 Ooh, cute little bug. 1024 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,416 Wait up, Fraeulein. 1025 01:10:01,417 --> 01:10:04,459 Did you know I speak German? Fahrvergnugen, baby. 1026 01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:21,624 ♪ Inspector Gadget ♪ 1027 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:24,624 Hello, and welcome to Robo-Brenda-erobics, 1028 01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:27,291 where I'll be your host, Robo-Brenda. 1029 01:10:27,292 --> 01:10:29,291 Follow me. It's gonna be fast. 1030 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:32,874 And kick, and kick, and kick, and fall. 1031 01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:34,334 ♪ Inspector Gadget 1032 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,750 ♪ Inspector Gadget Ooh, ooh 1033 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,958 ♪ Inspector Gadget 1034 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:47,208 ♪ Gadget Inspector Gadget ♪ 1035 01:10:48,917 --> 01:10:50,458 Hi. 1036 01:10:50,459 --> 01:10:51,999 My name is Sikes. 1037 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,374 Hi, Sikes. 1038 01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:54,665 And I'm a minion. 1039 01:10:54,666 --> 01:10:58,000 But it's been 30 days since I last kissed up to anyone! 1040 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:03,375 ♪ Go, Gadget, go ♪ 1041 01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:08,665 This is the coolest watch. 1042 01:11:08,666 --> 01:11:11,874 It's a radio, a computer, even a phone. 1043 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:13,916 Testing, testing. 1044 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:16,334 Brain, say something. Come in. Over. 1045 01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:20,458 Brain is not here. 1046 01:11:20,459 --> 01:11:23,665 Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. 1047 01:11:23,666 --> 01:11:24,750 Woof! 1048 01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:30,458 Hey, thanks for watching my movie. 1049 01:11:30,459 --> 01:11:31,874 Yeah, my movie. 1050 01:11:31,875 --> 01:11:34,207 Even though we called it Inspector Gadget. 1051 01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,874 I know you all are wondering. 1052 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,124 Things with the Volkswagen are working out real good. 1053 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:41,124 We got married in Las Vegas in a drive-through chapel. 1054 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:44,374 We're expecting a little subcompact any day now. 1055 01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:45,957 Thinking of calling him "The Love Bug," 1056 01:11:45,958 --> 01:11:49,916 which is in no way a plug for my employer, the Walt Disney company. 1057 01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:53,291 Although when our little one is old enough, his first words will be, 1058 01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:54,999 "I'm going to Disneyland!" 1059 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,499 But don't any of you leave for theme parks just yet. 1060 01:11:57,500 --> 01:12:01,334 All these fine people in the credits made me look good. 1061 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:15,249 ♪ You can call me when you want me 1062 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:17,041 ♪ if you need a friend you got me 1063 01:12:17,042 --> 01:12:19,333 ♪ I'll be your everything 1064 01:12:19,334 --> 01:12:21,832 ♪ fulfill your every dream 1065 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:24,082 ♪ We can do it automatic 1066 01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:26,207 ♪ I just call out go, go, gadget 1067 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,249 ♪ I'll be your everything 1068 01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:32,249 ♪ you'll see I'm everything you want and more 1069 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:35,624 ♪ I knew the moment that we met 1070 01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:39,999 ♪ I had to be a part of you someone you won't forget 1071 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:44,665 ♪ So don't say I'm like the other few 1072 01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:49,999 ♪ No matter what's going down you'll find me next to you 1073 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:55,374 ♪ Girl, I'll be your superman I'll do what no one can 1074 01:12:55,375 --> 01:13:00,041 ♪ You'll find that I'm the everything that you need 1075 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:02,374 ♪ Deep down inside of you 1076 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,540 ♪ No matter what you do 1077 01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:07,499 ♪ You'll see I'm everything you want and more 1078 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,665 ♪ You can call me when you want me 1079 01:13:09,666 --> 01:13:10,707 ♪ if you need a friend you got me 1080 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:13,665 ♪ I'll be your everything 1081 01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:16,207 ♪ fulfill your every dream 1082 01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:18,374 ♪ We can do it automatic 1083 01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:20,458 ♪ I just call out go, go, gadget 1084 01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:22,582 ♪ I'll be your everything 1085 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:26,583 ♪ You'll see I'm everything you want and more 1086 01:13:31,167 --> 01:13:34,540 ♪ No sweat the claw is on his way 1087 01:13:34,541 --> 01:13:36,874 ♪ Don't worry about him catching you 1088 01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:38,249 ♪ don't even be afraid 1089 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:42,499 ♪ Somehow, some way I'll find out what's the deal 1090 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:48,083 ♪ And I'll be there to rescue you you'll see that I'm for real 1091 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:52,082 ♪ Girl, I'll be your superman 1092 01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:54,291 ♪ I'll do what no one can 1093 01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:58,916 ♪ You'll find that I'm the everything that you need 1094 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:01,166 ♪ Deep down inside of you 1095 01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:03,333 ♪ No matter what you do 1096 01:14:03,334 --> 01:14:06,540 ♪ You'll see I'm everything you want and more 1097 01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:08,249 ♪ You can call me when you want me 1098 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,166 ♪ if you need a friend you got me 1099 01:14:10,167 --> 01:14:12,333 ♪ I'll be your everything ♪ ♪ Girl ♪ 1100 01:14:12,334 --> 01:14:14,416 ♪ Fulfill your every dream ♪ ♪ Everything you want and more ♪ 1101 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:19,291 ♪ We can do it automatic I just call out go, go, gadget 1102 01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:21,499 ♪ I'll be your everything 1103 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:25,459 ♪ You see I'm everything you want and more ♪ 1104 01:14:27,917 --> 01:14:31,625 ♪ And more ♪ Everything, girl 1105 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,916 ♪ Don't you know 1106 01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:37,458 ♪ Call me when you want me 1107 01:14:37,459 --> 01:14:39,750 ♪ I'm gonna be there, baby ♪ 1108 01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,749 Wow, you made it through credits, 1109 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:29,499 and we didn't offer you anything for free. 1110 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:33,124 Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world. 1111 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:36,249 Now, get out, go home. Leave, vamoose. You got to go. 1112 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:39,333 I am tired. Please, go home. Go home, go home, go home. 1113 01:17:39,334 --> 01:17:41,625 Good night, Riverton! 80119

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