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♪ Terrible Tudors,
Gorgeous Georgians
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♪ Slimy Stuarts,
Vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful wars,
Ferocious fights
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♪ Dingy castles,
Daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description,
Cutthroat Celts, awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes,
Punishment from ancient times!
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♪ Roman, rotten,
rank and ruthless
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♪ Cavemen, savage,
fierce and toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks,
Brainy sages
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♪ Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer
a mystery
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♪ Welcome to
Horrible Histories♪
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[MAN READING]
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Yo, yo, yo!
MC mouse is in the house.
Well, actually I'm a rat,
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but MC rat in the flat sounds
a bit rubbish, really.
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Anyhow, time to get this song
special started,
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so let's rock back
to the Stone Age.
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Not that this is a rock song,
it's actually jazz.
[SONG]
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♪ And so you've heard,
the Stone Age occurred
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♪ For two and a half
million years
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♪ But there's more of Stone Age
to engage
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♪ Than maybe
it first appears
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♪ Dinosaurs, Neanderthals
Let's make this clearer
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♪ Didn't live together,
came from different eras
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♪ That's not all I can tell yas
So much more to be known
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♪ About the many phases
in the ages of stone.
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♪ Shoo be do be do wop
It's all the rage
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♪ So skiddly bop do wop
Brush up on your Stone Age
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♪ Oh, yeah!
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♪ All right!
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♪ It's fine to define
the Neo-Palaeolithic
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♪ But you're gonna have to be
a little more specific
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♪ Do you mean lower
when ancient beings
first used tools
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♪ Or metal Palaeolithic
when Neanderthal ruled?
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♪ That's when Homosapiens
starts to emerge
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♪ But just in Africa
It's long before
the global surge,
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♪ Not till upper Palaeolithic
40,000 years ago
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♪ Did Neanderthal and
Homosapiens say hello?
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♪ Neanderthal and Homo sapi
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♪ Living in caveman harmony
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♪ Language was invented
cave painting art
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♪ Then Palaeolithic ended
which meant the start
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♪ Of phase two be do be do wop
Turn a new page
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♪ Skiddly bop do wop
Bug up on your Stone Age
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♪ Oh, yeah! All right!
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♪ This is where it starts
to get all scientific
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♪ Palaeolithic's followed by
the era Mesolithic
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♪ Then Neanderthals are wiped
by the Ice Age
Terrific!
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♪ After which the Neolithic age
was terrific
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♪ Man learned to farm,
build homes so they
could settle
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♪ Then some other folks
turned up and they
discovered a medal
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♪ Bigger men from Europe
found bronze and outgrown
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♪ The simple and traditional
ways of stone
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♪ Bronze Age was invented
by now man was flying
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♪ Cos hot on his heels
came the age of iron
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♪ Celts, Druids, religion
and Rome
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♪ By now a distant memory,
those ages of stone
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♪ Shoo be do be do wop
Since that metallic stage
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♪ Skiddly bop do wop
There was no more Stone Age
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♪ Sho be do be do wop
Now you know what is known
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♪ About the many phases
of the ages of stone.♪
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Ye-e-eah!
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All right!
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Time for the next song.
You ain't wrong.
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It's Egyptian star,
Cleopatra.
[SONG]
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♪ Rah rah, Cleopatra
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♪ Famous beauty
coming at ya
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♪ Rah rah, Patracleo
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♪ Guys all go gaga for me-o
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♪ I am a leader and a lady
and a Queen
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♪ I'm Cleopatra, such a Queen
never been seen
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♪ I am a Pharaoh, yet
they're all meant
to be guys
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♪ But I don't care-o,
I just wear-o be a
disguise
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♪ My mum and dad were Pharaohs
I thought I was too
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♪ But both my older sisters
thought that they should
rule too
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♪ Oh dear! They both died
I wonder who that will leave
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♪ Little me-o, pharaoh Cleo
OK, no time to grieve
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♪ Think that's alarming
you'd be right but
it gets worse
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♪ Married my half brother
and we ruled the universe
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♪ That bad romance led to
an overcrowded throne
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♪ But then he died, boo hoo
So I now rule alone
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♪ Woah woah woah woah woah
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♪ All hail lady Cleo
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♪ Woah woah woah la la
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♪ Coolest pharaoh by far
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♪ Fashion topped
my list of vices
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♪ Bathed in asses milk
and spices
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♪ Then I dressed like
goddess ices. Long black hair
in ringlets nices
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♪ Vipers too for men entices
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♪ Finest linen robe,
top prices
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♪ Married another brother,
he's an OK geezer
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♪ But never told of my love
for Julius Caesar
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♪ Had Caesar's child and hoped
that he'd be crowned king
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♪ My bro said no, I said oh,
and I murdered him
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♪ Cos I am Cleopatra,
Egypt royalty
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♪ The ruling pharaoh,
don't you dare-o
mess with me
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♪ My poker face smiles
only when I see
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♪ A man who takes my fancy
like oh, Mark Antony
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♪ Woah woah woah woah woah
Another Roman leader
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♪ Woah woah woah la la
No Egyptian crowd pleaser
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♪ Rah rah, Cleopatra
Finally I'd met my match-a
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♪ Rah rah, Patracleo
Ends in death for him and me-o
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♪ My life was a drama
I was one kooky mamma
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♪ Woah woah woah
You know...
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♪ Today I'd be a favourite
of the paparazzo.♪
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No pictures, no pictures.
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Are you liking my music mix
so far, eh?
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You should be.
I'm the best DJ in the world!
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If you think I like to boast,
then you've obviously
never met a Celtic warrior.
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Let's have a...
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Boast battle!
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[BEAT BOXING]
[SONG]
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♪ So let's clear the air,
grab a chair
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♪ I got flare when
I fight a bear
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♪ I rip off it's skin
for my wife to wear
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♪ I did it for a dare
I'm your worst nightmare
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♪ Look close, check out
my facial hair
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♪ Relax, face facts,
a fight with you would be
an anti-climax
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♪ When you go to war,
you don't take off your slacks
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♪ Look at me, I'm tough
I fight in the buff
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♪ I could say more but
I've said enough, so...
Boast battle!
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♪ Have some grace,
shut your face
Boast battle!
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♪ Cos you're well off
the page.
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♪ Seems to me that
you're not even skilled
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♪ I could fill a lake
with the blood I've spilled
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♪ I decorate my house
with heads of men I've killed
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♪ I'd stab you right now
but I'm trying to chill
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♪ Yeah, you got a brain
but you just got one
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♪ I've five on my belt
from the battles I've won
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♪ In a rage, on the rampage
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♪ I've killed more men
than old age
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♪ Boast battle!
And I've only just begun
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♪ Boast battle!
And I'm not even done
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♪ You're just killing the enemy,
that's lazy
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♪ I kill my own people,
I'm that crazy
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♪ I go berserk and
my eyes go gleazy
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♪ I get so mad
I could stab a daisy
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♪ But I won't,
cos that would be...
Stupid!
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♪ All right, all right, stop!
Think a while
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♪ Look at your style
man. That's vile
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♪ You look like you've
been dressed by a reptile
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♪ You're a steaming pot
I'm dressed
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Like a king
I wear a torc round my neck
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♪ When I'm doing my killing
On my finger,
I'm wearing a ring
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♪ When I said I fight nude,
I wasn't counting my bling,
yeah
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♪ Boast battle!
And I paint myself blue
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♪ Boast battle!
That's way, way cooler than you
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♪ So much better than you
that you ought to bow
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♪ I'd offer to fight you
but you wouldn't know how
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♪ Enough of the talk, yeah?
Let's end this now
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♪ I can sum it all up
in just one word...♪
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Oww!
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Mu-um!
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Those Celts might think
they're tough,
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but they're nothing compared to
this Middle Ages Scottish rebel.
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[SONG]
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♪ I am William Wallace.
My life was a mystery.
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♪ Some say born 1272,
some say 1263.
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♪ Was that Malcolm of Paisley?
Maybe Alan from Ayr.
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♪ Did I have a wife or no?
Do you really care?
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♪ They say I had a
big red beard.
But all you need to know,
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♪ I was a Scottish rebel
and the English were my foe.
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♪ William Wallace,
Scottish rebel.
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♪ This is war, I cried.
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♪ Many English fought me
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♪ And many English died.
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♪ I took against the English
back when I was fairly wee
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♪ Cos an Englishman called Selby
bullied my whole family.
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♪ It upset me so
I struck him dead,
wouldn't you?
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♪ An English sheriff came along.
Guess what? I killed him too.
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♪ They say he killed my wife,
so he deserved what he got.
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♪ Then England's King Ed
came for me.
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♪ Oh I'm scared...not!
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♪ William Wallace,
Scottish rebel.
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♪ Possibly six foot seven
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♪ But all that really matters is
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♪ I sent Englishmen to heaven.
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♪ 40,000 English came
to Stirling Bridge for me.
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♪ They had to cross
a narrow bridge to get
to our city.
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♪ We held them off,
pushed them back.
It was no contest.
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♪ Bridge collapsed,
hundreds drowned.
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♪ Of course, I killed the rest.
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♪ Celebrated Stirling Bridge,
another Scottish win,
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♪ By decorating my sword
with the English General's skin.
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♪ William Wallace,
Scottish rebel.
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♪ Scottish legend too.
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♪ Fought for Scottish freedom.
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♪ Was a hero
through and through.
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[GUITAR SOLO]
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♪ Here's where my rebel story
comes unstuck.
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♪ At Falkirk defeated,
I'd run out of luck.
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♪ Spent seven years
playing hide and seek.
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♪ Captured, sent to London,
tried for treason, what a cheek.
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♪ King Ed hanged me,
then a lovely touch.
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♪ Pulled my guts out.
Guess he didn't like me much.
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♪ Ye-e-e-eah!
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♪ William Wallace,
Scottish rebel.
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♪ In Scotland, my heart lived
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♪ Though sadly my head wound up
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♪ On a spike on London
Bri-i-idge.♪
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Ooh, that smarts!
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Time for some Aztec priests
to change the mood,
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so let's see you get on down
at the disc-aztec.
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[SONG]
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♪ We're Aztec priests
so mind your head.
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♪ Our prisoners always
wind up dead
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♪ Our favourite colour
is blood red
We're not nice
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♪ At an Aztec temple's
opening day
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♪ We priests would please
the gods this way
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♪ Hordes of enemies we'd slay
by sacrifice
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♪ To win at war
Make crops grow more
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♪ To cure our kids when ill
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♪ The sun to shine
This song to rhyme
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♪ More victims we must kill
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♪ Ha ha ha ha
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♪ You won't survive
You won't survive
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♪ Ha ha ha ha
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♪ Ain't staying alive
Ain't staying alive
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♪ Ye-e-eah
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♪ With sacrifice,
we priests appease
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♪ Our gods, each powerful big
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♪ Let's hear it for
your favourites please
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♪ O-o-oh
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♪ We're doing it for Toci
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♪ The Aztec goddess
of the earth's heart
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♪ We're doing it for Chantico
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♪ Goddess who makes
volcanoes stop
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♪ We're doing it for Itzli
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♪ The goddess of stone knives
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♪ We're doing it for...
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♪ ...Chiconahuiehecatl...
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Er...
♪ Some other gods'
great lives
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♪ Ha ha ha ha
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♪ Don't cross us Aztecs
we advise ya
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♪ Ha ha ha ha
238
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,520
♪ Or you'll end up
as fertiliser
239
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,280
♪ Ye-e-eah
240
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,920
♪ Our year starts in November
241
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,520
♪ When every priestly member
242
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♪ Is asked if they'll remember
our Aztec dead
243
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,240
♪ We do this
if you haven't guessed
244
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,640
♪ By getting something
off your chest
245
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:55,080
♪ Your heart would probably
be best or else your head
246
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,320
♪ And then on our year planners
it's the raising of the banners
247
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♪ And it's only polite manners
248
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,800
♪ To kill more guys
249
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:07,880
♪ December and January
Dismembering methods vary
250
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:12,080
♪ All you need to know
is that we pile 'em high
251
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,240
♪ May and June, it's summer time
The killing is easy
252
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,880
♪ It's only half way
through the year
253
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,760
♪ Bet you're feeling queasy
254
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,680
♪ In autumn time we sweep
our homes and kill some
other then
255
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♪ By late October
the killing's over
256
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,240
♪ Then it starts up again
257
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,160
♪ Ha ha ha ha
258
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,560
♪ You won't survive
You won't survive
259
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,240
♪ Ha ha ha ha
260
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,600
♪ Ain't staying alive
Ain't staying alive
261
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,320
♪ Ha ha ha ha
262
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,040
♪ Want to live until you're old?
263
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,760
♪ Ha ha ha ha
264
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,400
♪ Avoid us priests
You've been told.♪
265
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:47,840
[LAUGHS]
266
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,560
Middle Ages' King Richard III
came in for a lot of bad press.
267
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,640
But did he really deserve it?
268
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,160
Take it away, little Richard.
269
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,240
[SONG]
270
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,120
♪ I was sure that you'd love me
271
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,240
♪ To that hope I did cling
272
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,240
♪ Cos I'm Richard III
273
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,640
♪ And everybody loves a king
274
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,640
♪ Thought I did a good job
Why do you disagree?
275
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,600
♪ There's a lot of people
spreading nasty rumours
about me
276
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,840
♪ Every word is a lie
so I'm singing this song
277
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,520
♪ Cos the history books have
been telling it wrong
278
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,280
♪ Never had a limp
Always walked my full height
279
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,320
♪ Never had a hump
and my arm was all right
280
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,720
♪ Never took the Crown
with illegal power
281
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,800
♪ Never killed my nephews
the Princes in the Tower
282
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,400
♪ Tudor propaganda,
it's all absurd.
283
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,360
♪ Time to tell the truth
about King Richard III
284
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,520
♪ My brother Edward died
285
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,400
♪ His kids too young to rule
286
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,440
♪ So I took the throne
287
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,400
♪ Why not? I'm nobody's fool
288
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,840
♪ Thomas Moore wrote a history
said I murdered Edward's boys
289
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,120
♪ Shakespeare said their death
was an evil ploy
290
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,240
♪ But I say those two
are historical vandals
291
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,480
♪ They've ruined my image
I mean, what a scandal!
292
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,040
♪ Never bumped off
those harmless young heirs
293
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,520
♪ Never buried them
under the Tower of
London stairs
294
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:27,400
♪ Never poisoned my wife
bumped off her daddy
295
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,040
♪ This is me, sweet Richard
Do I look like a baddie?
296
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,480
♪ Never was two-faced
sure you'll agree
297
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,920
♪ I was misunderstood
King Richard three
298
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,160
♪ Can you imagine it
I'm the last Plantagenet
299
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,560
♪ Beaten by Henry
in the Wars of the Roses
300
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,840
♪ The Tudor dynasty
didn't care that much for me
301
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,440
♪ Now I'm painted as a baddie,
that's why one, supposes...
302
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,400
♪ Never forget
when you hear of my crimes
303
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,120
♪ Never drowned my brother
in a massive vat of wine
304
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,360
♪ Never said a horse,
my kingdom for a horse
305
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,600
♪ Who made that up?
Why William Shakespeare,
of course
306
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:13,000
♪ Now my tale is told
You won't hear a bad word
307
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,560
♪ About a special ruler
King Richard III. ♪
308
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,720
I'm a nice guy.
309
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,760
[WASP BUZZES]
310
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,720
Oh, there's a wasp,
there's a wasp.
311
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,080
There's a wasp!
Oh, there's a wasp!
312
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:33,120
Poor old Richard III,
he seems like a nice guy.
313
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,080
Unlike this Georgian villain,
314
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,200
who everybody thought
was terribly glamorous.
315
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,160
I beg to differ.
316
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,440
[SONG]
317
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,840
♪ Everyone thinks
they know the story
318
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,720
♪ Of Dick Turpin's highway glory
319
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:49,120
♪ But my past is far more gory
I was no saint
320
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,520
♪ You think life is
one big antic
321
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,600
♪ My profession is romantic
322
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,160
♪ Hate to be pedantic,
but it ain't
323
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:06,280
♪ Huh!
As a butcher down in Essex
I was handy with a knife
324
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,440
♪ Had a sideline as a poacher
Led a less than honest life
325
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,760
♪ The notorious gang of Gregory
liked my style and dedication
326
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,120
♪ They signed me up and gave me
a real robber's education
327
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,560
♪ We rampaged through
the Essex farms
328
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,720
♪ We stole and robbed
and fought
329
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,280
♪ But when the law came for us
I escaped and they got caught
330
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,680
♪ I became a highwayman
331
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,160
♪ Was daylight robbery
Huh!
332
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,880
♪ I was no prince charming
333
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:36,920
♪ Nothing dandy about me
Huh!
334
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,840
♪ The truth is I was violent
and with my good mate Matt King
335
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,160
♪ Robbed travellers at gunpoint
Money, watches, anything
336
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,400
♪ My horse wasn't called Black
Basil. That is what you've read
337
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,440
♪ Was no romantic hero
Shot not one but two men dead
338
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,240
♪ The legend that surrounds me
misses out the crucial part
339
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,800
♪ I was a ruthless killer
with a ruthless killer's heart
340
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,320
♪ Was a vicious highwayman
A source of pain and tears
341
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,240
♪ Huh!
342
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,320
♪ When you hear how
my story ends
343
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:10,280
♪ You won't believe your ears
Huh!
344
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,440
♪ I ran away to Yorkshire
Changed my name to John Palmer
345
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,800
♪ Was sent to prison after
stealing chickens from a farmer
346
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,240
♪ Wrote a letter to my family
A plea it did relate
347
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,560
♪ The postman saw the envelope
And here's the twist of fate
348
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,920
♪ He had taught me how to write
So he knew I'd lied
349
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,600
♪ That's not John Palmer's hand
That's Dick Turpin's, he cried
350
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:36,000
♪ Was a vicious highwayman
My crimes had brought me fame
351
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,680
♪ Huh!
Was stitched up by a postie
352
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,960
♪ That's not glamorous,
That's lame
♪ Huh!
353
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,800
♪ No more stand and deliver
You'll remember this I hope
354
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,200
♪ Huh!
355
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,600
♪ It's no fun hanging
with highwaymen
356
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,640
♪ When you're hanging from a
rope. ♪
357
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,960
Us DJ's sometimes do
requests and here's one
right here.
358
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,200
It says, "Please shut up
and play the next song."
359
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,840
Right then!
I'll, er...shut up and
play the next song.
360
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,160
A little something from
Victorian times.
361
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,640
[SONG]
362
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,240
♪ In good old
Queen Victoria's day,
Industrial Revolution
363
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,720
♪ Meant bosses said please
We need more employees
364
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,640
♪ We needed a solution
365
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:34,560
♪ Who will climb our chimneys?
Who will power our grids?
366
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,200
♪ Victorian families
so desperately poor
367
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,680
♪ They'll let us employ
their kids for...
368
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:48,480
♪ Work terrible work
From very young ages
369
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,760
♪ Up chimneys to clean
Paid pitiful wages
370
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:57,320
♪ Work terrible work
Pins make you work faster
371
00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:01,320
♪ If we grow too big
Get sacked by the master
372
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,880
♪ Now you're all in my employ
373
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,640
♪ Cleaning in the factory
374
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,520
♪ We're not very strong
And the hours are long
375
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,320
♪ This work is unsatisfactory!
376
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,280
♪ Learn not to get
caught in spokes
377
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,560
♪ Or trap our hands in gauges
378
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,920
♪ To stop machines and
get you out
379
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,560
♪ Will cost you
one week's wages
380
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,280
[THEY GASP]
381
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:39,720
♪ Work terrible work
There's no health or safety
382
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:44,200
♪ So if we get hurt
They will just replace me
383
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,960
♪ Work terrible work...
384
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,920
Sorry!
385
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,800
[SHE WHISTLES]
386
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,040
♪ Now that I am short of cash
I have to pick pockets
387
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:04,240
♪ Wallets from a gentlemen
and ladies lockets
388
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:09,200
♪ Small enough to get away
Hardly ever caught
389
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,680
♪ And if we are, we're kids
you see. To cry is what
we're taught
390
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,600
Boo-hoo!
391
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,360
♪ Work terrible work
392
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,280
♪ Dangerous and demeaning
393
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:23,560
♪ No time to complain
Get back to your cleaning
394
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,960
♪ Work terrible work
395
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,000
♪ Guess what we are dreaming?
396
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,720
♪ School glorious school
397
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,880
♪ Wonderful school
Marvellous school
398
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,840
♪ Wish we went to...
399
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,600
♪ Scho-o-ol. ♪
400
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,480
And it wasn't just Victorian
children who got a raw deal,
401
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,280
so did women.
402
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,360
Because only men
were allowed to vote
403
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,640
and towards the end
of Victoria's reign,
404
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,880
some women started protesting
this was unfair.
405
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,760
Good day.
406
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,240
We are the Suffragettes.
Think you know some
fierce girls?
407
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,160
You ain't heard nothing yet.
[SONG]
408
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,200
♪A lass called Millie Fawcett
founder of our cause
409
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,400
♪ Started the battle
for our rights
410
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,640
♪ Argued the government
to change the laws
411
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,760
♪ Here is how she
stated our plies
412
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,440
♪ How come girls can't vote
for rules that we have to obey
413
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,080
♪ When we work and pay taxes too
414
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,600
♪ Parliament's reaction was...
Oh, do go away!
415
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,720
♪ How dare they diss
the Suffrage crew
416
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,440
♪ Suffragettes sing
We're going to do this thing
417
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,920
♪ Peaceful protests started
in 1903
418
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,920
♪ Got no reaction
Needed drastic action
419
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,440
♪ Got a new leader
Emmeline Pankhurst.
That's me!
420
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,160
♪ Burst down to parliament
shouting votes for women
421
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:54,400
♪ Actions that were shocking
and new
422
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,840
♪ Chain ourselves to Palace
gates, tension was brimming
423
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,440
♪ On the day of WSPU
424
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,080
♪ Burned down churches,
smashed up shops, attacked MPs
425
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:08,120
♪ The result
We were thrown in jail
426
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,320
♪ This made us more determined
As you'll come to see
427
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,600
♪ Think we'd give up fighting?
Hey, fail!
428
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,360
♪ Suffragettes sing
Together we can win
429
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,680
♪ In prison we protested
And went on hunger strike
430
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,560
♪ Men still said no
But we just said yo!
431
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,760
♪ You won't stop us now...
432
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,320
♪ Miss Davison,
please take them out.
We became more extreme
433
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,960
♪ Derby Day, June 13
434
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,360
♪ In front of King and Queen
committed sacrifice supreme
435
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,440
♪ Crept unseen between the
team and crowds watching
the race
436
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,040
♪ And threw myself under a horse
to try and make our case
437
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,720
♪ Became a famous martyr
How did men react?
438
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,120
We can't give women votes if
they're so stupid,
they'll do that!
439
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,800
♪ Seemed our cause was lost
when World War came along
440
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,600
♪ Our Suffragette reaction
441
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,760
♪ Was to wave our protest
goodbye but well so long
442
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,840
♪ To patriotic action
443
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,760
♪ Put down our banners saying
give us votes, instead
444
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:11,160
♪ Supported the men's fight
445
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,880
♪ We worked to help them win the
war, so guess what they said?
446
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,320
OK, ladies, you were right.
447
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,280
♪ Suffragettes sing,
We've done it, ding ding
448
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,800
♪ At last those men could see
they should treat us the same
449
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,040
♪ So all take note
Now women can vote
450
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,600
♪ And it's thanks to those
who fought
451
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,520
♪ In the Suffragette name. ♪
452
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,440
That's all from me, the MC.
453
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,920
My work here is done,
been fun.
454
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,440
One last rhyme,
see yous next times.
455
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,240
The rat rules. And so,
my friends did this girl lot
456
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,760
Go on! I challenge you
to learn the chorus. Ha-ha!
457
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,840
[SONG]
458
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,600
♪ I'm William the Conqueror
My enemies stood no chance
459
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,640
♪ They call me the first English
King although I come from France
460
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,120
♪ 1066, the Doomsday Book,
I gave to history
461
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,960
♪ So fat on death my body burst
but enough about me
462
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,920
♪ To help remember all
your kings I've come up
with this song
463
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,680
♪ A simple rhyming ditty for
you all to sing alo-o-ong
464
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,480
♪ Oh!
465
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,760
♪ William...
466
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,640
Bit short, innit? We need more
kings. Who came next?
467
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,760
♪ William II, cheeks were red
Killed out hunting so it's said
468
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,080
♪ I took over, Henry I
That's my next eldest son
469
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,160
♪ Then King Stephen
It's true, check it
470
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,640
♪ I, Henry II
killed Thomas Beckett
471
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,120
♪ Richard Lionheart,
that's right.
Always viling for a fight
472
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,480
♪ Oh, King John, what a disaster
Rule restrained by Magna Carta
473
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,520
♪ William, William, Henry,
Stephen, Henry, Richard,
John, oi
474
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,560
♪ Time for my mate,
King Henry ye to take up
this song
475
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:53,000
♪ Henry III built the RB
Ed I hated Scots
476
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,600
♪ A red hot poker killed Ed II
That must have hurt him lots
477
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,000
♪ Edward III was a chivalry nerd
Began the Hundred Years War
478
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,760
♪ Then Richard II was king
aged 10.
Then Henry, yes one more
479
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,440
♪ King Henry IV, plots galore
Not least from Henry V, why?
480
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,840
♪ Killed ten score at Agincourt
Then Henry VI arrived.
Waah!
481
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,600
♪ Edward IV, Edward V
Richard III, he's bad
482
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,440
♪ Cos he fought wars with
Henry VII, first Tudor
and my dad
483
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,880
♪ So Henry VIII, I was great
Six wives, two were beheaded
484
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,640
♪ Edward VI came next but
he died young and so my dreaded
485
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,760
♪ Daughter Mary, ruled so scary
then along came...Me!
486
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:35,280
♪ I'm Liz the first,
I had no kids
So Tudors RIP
487
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,000
♪ William, William, Henry,
Stephen, Henry, Richard,
John, oi
488
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,840
♪ Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II
Then three more Henrys
join our song
489
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,640
♪ Edward, Edward, Richard III
Henry, Henry, Ed again
490
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,560
♪ Mary I, good Queen Bess
That's me, time for more men
491
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,720
♪ James VI of Scotland next
as English James I he led
492
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,840
♪ Then Stuarts ruled,
so Charles I
The one who lost his head
493
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,080
♪ No monarchy until came me
Charles II, I liked to party
494
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,320
♪ King Jimmy II was scary, ooh!
Then Mary was a smarty
495
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,280
♪ She ruled with Bill,
their shoes were filled by
sour puss, Queen Anne Gloria
496
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,800
♪ And so from then
you were ruled by men
497
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,680
♪ Till along came me,
Victoria
498
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,680
♪ William, William, Henry,
Stephen, Henry, Richard,
John, oi
499
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,040
♪ Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II,
Then three more Henrys
join our song
500
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,680
♪ Edward, Edward, Richard III
Henry, Henry, Ed again
501
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,080
♪ Mary I, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles
and Charles again,
502
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,600
♪ Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria
503
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,000
♪ Still to come its
Queen Victoria
504
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,440
♪ And so began the Hanover gang
George I and George II
Grim!
505
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,880
♪ George III was quite absurd
Till I replaced old him
506
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,080
♪ King George IV and known head
full for angry facts and cross
Hang on.
507
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,120
♪ It's true you beat Napoleon
But for most, a bad loss
Hang on
508
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,200
♪ Old William IV was a sailor
Mainly under Anne Victoria
509
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,400
♪ On to the scene comes the best
loved Queen
510
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:55,120
♪ Hail to Queen Victoria-a-a
511
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,200
♪ William, William, Henry,
Stephen, Henry, Richard,
John, oi
512
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,040
♪ Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II
and three more Henry's
join our song
513
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,400
♪ Edward, Edward, Richard III
Henry, Henry, Ed again
514
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,880
♪ Mary I, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles and
Charles again,
515
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,320
♪ Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria
516
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,960
♪ George, George, George, George
Will, Victoria
517
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,520
♪ Victoria-a!
518
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,200
♪ Victoria-a! Victoria-a!
519
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,600
I ruled for 64 years,
you know.
520
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,760
♪ Ed VII, George V, Ed VIII
521
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,600
♪ George VI
Bess II then reigned, and how!
522
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,080
♪ And so our famous
monarch song is brought
right up to now
523
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,760
♪ O-o-oh!
524
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,000
♪ William, William, Henry,
Stephen, Henry, Richard,
John, oi
525
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,920
♪ Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II and
three more Henry's
join our song
526
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,920
♪ Edward, Edward, Richard III
Henry, Henry, Ed again
527
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,640
♪ Mary I, good Queen Bess, Jimmy
Charles and Charles again
528
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,880
♪ Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria
529
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,160
♪ George, George, George, George
Will, Victoria
530
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,720
♪ Edward, George, Edward,
George VI
531
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,320
♪ And Queen Liz II
532
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,000
♪ Completes the li-i-ist
533
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,520
♪ That's all the English
kings and queens
534
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,680
♪ Since William I
535
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,800
♪ That there have be-e-en. ♪
536
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,320
♪ Tall tales,
Atrocious acts,
537
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,440
♪ We gave you all
the fearsome facts
538
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,080
♪ The ugly truth no glam or glee
539
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:13,120
♪ We showed you all
the juicy bits
540
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,480
♪ Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
541
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,840
♪ Stuff they don't teach you
at school
542
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,040
♪ The past is no longer
a mystery
543
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,560
♪ Hope you enjoyed
Horrible Histories ♪
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