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♪ Terrible Tudors,
Gorgeous Georgians
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♪ Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful wars,
Ferocious fights
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♪ Dingy castles,
Daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description,
Cutthroat Celts, awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes,
Punishment from ancient times!
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♪ Roman, rotten,
rank and ruthless
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♪ Cavemen, savage,
fierce and toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks, Brainy sages
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♪ Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer
a mystery
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♪ Welcome to
Horrible Histories ♪
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[ANNOUNCER READING]
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SHOUTY MAN: The famous king,
William the Conquerer
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died after falling off his horse
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and his son, William II,
lost his life
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under very
suspicious circumstances.
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Ah! Good shot, your majesty.
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I missed, you idiot.
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Only because that cowardly deer
refused to stay still.
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Good point. Lord General,
call that one a hit.
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Of course. You're on form today,
your majesty,
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that's the third cowardly animal
you've heroically almost hit.
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Well, what can I say?
I'm a natural.
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Perhaps the rest of us would
fare a little better
if we split up.
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Yes, good idea.
Lord General, finest archer
in England, you're with me.
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The rest of you, do what you
like. Come along, General.
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Coming.
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Oh!
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Did you hear that? It sounded
like the King being shot. No.
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The King being shot would be
more of a...
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"Argh! Argh! Eh!" sound.
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Argh! Argh! Eh!Like that.
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Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
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I know. I appear to have
accidentally shot the King.
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That's bad, isn't it?
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Yes!
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Gentleman, the King is dead.
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This day, each of us must
do our duty
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and ensure that his Majesty's
earthly remains are attended to
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in a manner befitting
his Royal statute.
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-Right, I'm off.
- What?
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Well, with the King dead
and nobody on the throne,
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there'll be
looting and rebellion.
I'm off to protect my land.
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Actually, I'm going too.
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Do not worry, your majesty.
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Those selfish fools
may have abandoned you,
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but a true friend would never
leave such a brave and noble...
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Wait a sec. I've got land
to protect too.
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Wait for me! Wait for me!
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Stanley?
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Bring in the cart.
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You won't believe what
I've found.
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That's right. King William II
body was left rotting in
the woods
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until it was found by a peasant,
who dragged it back to London
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on an old wooden cart.
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When our Rat King died,
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he was floated down the sewer
in a shoe box.
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Very moving occasion it was, too
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Anyhoo, King William II was
succeeded by his brother,
Henry I,
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and his death could only be
described as...
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Well, stupid.
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♪ Stupid deaths, stupid deaths
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♪ They're funny cos they're true
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♪ Woo! Stupid deaths,
stupid deaths,
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♪ Hope next time it's not you!
Hee hee!
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Huh!
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Hnngh!
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Grrr!
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Oh, I blinked!
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There's just no beating him
in a staring contest.
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How does he do it?
How do you? Oh!
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Next!
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-And your name is?
-Henry I, King of England.
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HE BREAKS WIND
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-Oh, sorry.
-Well, Henry, you seem to have a
little problem.
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Anything you'd like to divulge?
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Yes, I'll tell you my story but
I'm going to have to be quick.
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Yes, please.
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I was visiting my grandchildren
in Normandy
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and I had a lovely meal
of my favorite dish, lamprey.
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-Lamprey?
-Yes, it's a kind of eel
Well nice
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Oh, yes. Yes, they are nice.
That's... Carry on.
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My doctor had advised me,
Don't eat so many lampries.
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"They're bad for you."
But I just love them so much
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and I scoffed and I scoffed
and I scoffed.
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Scoff, scoff, scoff.
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And I had so many that
I got a real pain in my gut.
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Did the eels make
you feel EEL? Ha-ha!
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Do you get it?
Eel. Ill, I'm saying ill. Eel...
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Yes, I get it.
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-You didn't laugh,
so thought you
- No.
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hear it. No? OK, carry on.
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Well, my doctor advised me
to take a laxative.
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He said it would give me
diarrhoea for a day but clear
out my bowels.
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-Oh, charming.
-Yes, and clear out my bowels,
it certainly did.
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I just kept on pooing
and pooing and pooing.
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-Yes?
-Until I died.
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DEATH LAUGHS
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Hey, you could say you were,
DYING to go to the toilet!
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Oh, I'd leave it five minutes.
It smells like someone's died in
there.
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Oh, they have. You!
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-Can I go now?
-I'll just confer with
the judges.
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Hm? Uh-huh. Yeah.
Hm? Yeah.
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Oh, I completely agree.
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No, no. I really need to go now.
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Well, Henry, congratulations.
You're through to the afterlife.
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Thank you. Gangway! PARP!
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Poo-ey! You sure one of those
wasn't you, hm?
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You? Oh, how could you?
Face of an angel.
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Huh. Next!
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♪ Stupid deaths, stupid deaths
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♪ Hope next time it's not you
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[ANNOUNCER READING]
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Hello and welcome to
the News at When.
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When? 1789 and the peasants
in France have grown tired
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of being poor and hungry,
while King Louis XVI
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and his rich friends
live in luxury.
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The French Revolution
is about to begin.
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Let's go over live to
Mike Peabody,
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who is outside the Bastille
fortress in Paris. Mike.
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Thanks, Sam. You join me right
outside the Bastille,
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France's most infamous prison,
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where a large mob of very angry
Frenchmen has gathered.
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We are very angry.
Yeah I... I just said that.
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Two negotiators are being
sent inside to arrange
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the release of the
King's prisoners.
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We're going to put ze governor
on trial for treachery.
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They're going to put the
governor on trial for treachery.
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I know, I just said that.
All right!
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Let's see if we can follow
them inside.
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They're in. Let's go.
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Vive la Revolution!
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What he said. Are you the
governor of this prison?
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Er, no.
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That right there, is the Marquis
Bernard De Launay,
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the governor of this prison.
Thanks mate, thank you!
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Oh, I'm sorry. No, thank you.
Thanks very much!
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Yes, I am ze governor
of the prison.
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We are here on behalf of all
our revolutionary brothers
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who starve in the streets, while
you aristocrats live in luxury.
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We demand the release
of all prisoners and...
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Are those, um, pain au chocolat?
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Oui,would you like one?
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I wouldn't mind. Zey look very
nice. Might have a little one.
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Unbelievable! We demand
the release
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of all of our revolutionary
brothers and sisters
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who starve in this...
Is that a crayfish?
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Er, it's lobster
stuffed with caviar.
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Please. Hoh-hoh!
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There we have it. In an
extraordinary turn of events,
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the negotiators, far from
putting the governor on trial,
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have instead decided to sit down
for a meal with him.
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Little bit far away from their
principles, I'd suggest.
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There you are! You took so long,
we thought you'd been captured,
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so we stormed the Bastille.
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No, I am fine.
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Fine like these fine cheeses.
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Oh! Have you tried the governor?
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No, but we have tried the veal.
Oh! Mm!
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Honestly, if you want a job done
properly, do it yourself.
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Vive la revolution!
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GOVERNOR SCREAMS
So, there we have it.
Thanks in part to a long lunch,
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the Bastille has been stormed.
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The common people of France have
risen up to declare
war on the rich.
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Louis the XVI, if you are
watching, I'd watch your neck if
I were you.
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And that is how we deal
with the upper classes.
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Well, that's a jolly good show.
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-Jolly good show?
-Yeah.
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You're not upper class, are you?
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Hm? No! No, no, I'm not at all.
I just, um...
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Just sort of middle class,
really. Um, minor public school.
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This is Mike Peabody reporting
live from the Bastille for
HHTV News.
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Really wishing
he was somewhere else.
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And so began the
French Revolution,
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which meant that hundreds of
rich, French aristocrats
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ended up losing their heads
on the guillotine,
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making a lot of work
for a certain Madame Tussaud.
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Bonjour, I am Madam Tussaud.
You have heard of me, non? Bon.
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Well, today I'm going to show
you how to make wax models,
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like the ones I made
of the aristocrats
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during the French
Revolution, using...
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Their actual decapitated heads,
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Don't worry, this is just one
of my wax models. I think!
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Ha-ha! Sometimes it's hard to
tell the difference,
I am so good.
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So, first we need
a French aristocrat.
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Bonjour, leViscount Agenfleur
at your service, Madame Tussaud.
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No, no, no. Your body is still
attached. I just need your head.
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-No way, I'm still using it.
-Oh, bof!
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Good job I got one up earlier
from the Madeleine
cemetery a Paris.
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Where they chuck the bodies
of hundreds of aristocrats
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-who've had the chop
from the guillotine.
-Mon dieu!
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-You mean this isn't one of your
wax replicas?
-It's so good it could be.
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But no. No, no!
This is a real one. Hah!
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Oh. Oh, that's horrible.
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At the cemetery, you will see
the corpses of some
super posh nobles
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and if you're very lucky,
you may see some actual royals.
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Yeah! To make the mold,
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we pour plaster of Paris
over the face like this.
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To make a mould
like this one.
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Then we pour wax into the mould
and leave it to dry.
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And then we get something
like this.
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So, for the finishing touch,
I like to add real hair,
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some glass eyes, like this. Pop!
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Pop!
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And for the piece de resistance,
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some real human teeth.
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Realistic, non?
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HE RETCHES
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A-ha! I'm just too good.
Too good!
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Well, till next week, my little
chums. See you then. Bye-bye!
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Excuse me, have you finished
with your head yet?
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RETCHING
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Oh.
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[ANNOUNCER READING]
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We Saxons had some very
strict laws
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and the laws covering marriages
were most unusual.
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Saxon films presents the story
of a love that
would last forever.
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But in a Saxon world
ravaged by war...
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Ah! Oh!
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Nothing is forever.
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That was a new helmet!
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And I'm quite annoyed about you
kidnapping my wife as well!
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In a dark age, there was no
distance a Saxon
would not travel
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to find his kidnapped wife
and fight to get her back.
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All right?
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Hi, mate. I've come to buy
my wife back, please.
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Or you know, just try
and buy her back.
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See? I told you
he'd come back for me.
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-Yeah, I know. About a
thousand times.
-What did you just say? Nothing.
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I warn you, it'll be a
high price.
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So tell me, how much you willing
to pay for your wife?
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In a world where life was cheap,
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there was no price a man
wouldn't pay for the
woman he loved.
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One penny.
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What do you mean, one penny?
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You're right, hang on.
240
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Half a penny.
241
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You just travelled hundreds of
miles to buy her back
242
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-and you're offering
half a penny?
-Saxon law, mate.
243
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I can't marry a new wife
until I've at least tried
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to buy the old one back. So I am
offering you half a penny.
245
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Oh, no. Not enough?
246
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Oh, I am heartbroken!
247
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Bye then, dear. I guess I'll
just have to get over it
248
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with a younger, nicer,
less naggy wife. Heh-heh.
249
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You're not going to let him
call me naggy, are you?
250
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Well, you are a bit, aren't you?
Just like you to agree with him.
251
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Sorry, mate. Half a penny,
you say?
252
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Done.
253
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What?
254
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In the dark age of the
Saxon world,
255
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a man would pay the ultimate
price to get his kidnapped
wife back
256
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-Half a penny?
-I'm gutted. Why did I bid
so high?
257
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[NARRATOR READING]
259
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[NARRATOR READING]
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[NARRATOR READING]
261
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[NARRATOR READING]
262
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[NARRATOR READING]
263
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[NARRATOR READING]
264
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He's right.
Friend is another Saxon word.
265
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Ah!
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Oh, you mean You're a friend!
I get it now.
267
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[NARRATOR READING]
268
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[NARRATOR READING]
269
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They're Saxon words and all.
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And now, from the makers
of Kidnapped,
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Kidnapped 2.
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In a dark age of war and fear,
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theirs was a love
that would last forever.
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Leofric!
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When her husband was taken,
there was no distance too great
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to keep a wife from her
lost love.
277
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All right, new husband.
You'll do.
278
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Hang on, what about
your husband?
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Saxon law, love.
If your husband gets captured,
280
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-a wife can marry someone else
straight away.
-Oh, I get it.
281
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Well, get on with it!
282
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In a dark age of war and fear,
theirs was a love
that would last...
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Oi! Come back here!
284
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For a few seconds.
285
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[ANNOUNCER READING]
286
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Yes, that's right.
The new head teacher
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wants a minimum of 60 pupils
per class.
288
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I know, it does seem strange
but he is from the Tudor age.
289
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Anyway, I've got to go.
290
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OK?
291
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I didn't do anything.
292
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I'm sorry, Sam. I have no idea
why he wants to see you.
Come on.
293
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,480
Yes, double pepperoni, please
and plenty of spice.
294
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I'm very keen on the eastern
spices. Yes. Thank you. Bye.
295
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,240
Oh, there he is. The truant!
296
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Truant?
297
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,120
Indeed. Don't think I didn't see
you breezing through
the school gates
298
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at 8:20 this morning. Well? What
do you have to say
for yourself, boy?
299
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That's when school starts.
300
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,400
Not in Tudor school it isn't.
School starts at dawn
301
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and dawn this morning
was at 4:30am
302
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,400
so where were you?
303
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At home. In bed.
304
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,360
Ah! He admits it, does he?
Well, then.
305
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,920
Three strokes of the cane it is.
306
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,760
-Mr Bullen...
-What's that on your head?
307
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-Nothing.
-Precisely!
308
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,960
Losing a cap. That's worthy
of another beating, I'm afraid.
309
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,120
-Oh, lord
-Blasphemy!
310
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,080
Well. That deserves
another beating.
311
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,600
We have a bad apple here,
312
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,800
Hang on a minute.
313
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,960
-What's all this in your bag?
-Just school stuff.
-Ha!
314
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,720
How dare you bring these
frivolous play things
into school.
315
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,800
-Mr. Bullen, those are official
school books.
- Nonsense!
316
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,600
All a boy needs to
learn is one of these.
317
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We call it a Hornbook.
318
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It has the alphabet and
Lord's Prayer
319
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on one side and plenty of space
to write on t'other.
320
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,880
But shouldn't we be encouraging
them to read books?
321
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,040
HE LAUGHS
322
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,400
Are you trying to ruin this
child? Upper class parents won't
thank you
323
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,360
for turning him into a bookworm.
324
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,120
A Tudor gentleman's life is to
hunt and hawk. Heh, huh, ha!
325
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,400
What was that for?
326
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,520
Oh, it's for your own good, boy
you see, Tudor teachers
believe that
327
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beating pupils helps
to keep them warm.
328
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,760
Now, off you go. Back to your
class and be here at dusk
329
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when school finishes
to receive your beating.
330
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Stay!
331
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,960
Do you have a dagger
about you, boy?
332
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,680
What? No!
333
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,520
I thought not. Right,
here you go.
334
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You better borrow mine.
Yes, Tudor school boys
335
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need to carry those at all times
336
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to keep the nib on their quill
pens sharp. Dismissed.
337
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,680
Oh, Margaret.
338
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,000
Where did we go so wrong?
339
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,240
Tudors really did use daggers to
sharpen the nibs on quill pens,
340
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That's where we get the word
pen knife from.
341
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,640
I bet you're wondering,
How come that rat's so smart?
342
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,000
Well, I'll have you know,
I went to Oxford University. Hm!
343
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But only to dig through the bins
344
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345
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[NARRATOR READING]
346
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It's false
347
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[NARRATOR READING]
348
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Yep, kids had a pretty tough
time of it in the Tudor era.
349
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,520
Hello, I'm here in Tudor times
to learn more
350
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,800
about Tudor horse racing and who
better to tell me about it
351
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,040
-than the patron of horse racing
in England, King Henry VIII.
- Hello.
352
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,680
So tell us about today's
racing, Henry?
353
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,840
Well, actually, I have to inform
you that the Pope has demanded
354
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an end to all horse racing
in England.
355
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,320
Oh, dear. So, um...
so the racing's off, then?
356
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,480
Are you kidding? There's nothing
I like more than
winding up the Pope.
357
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,800
No, we having more
horse racing than ever.
358
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,640
So you're quite a big
fan of the sport, then?
359
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,560
Oh, I can't get enough of it. At
the Royal paddocks of
Hampton Court,
360
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,640
I have a stable of 200
horses now,
361
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from as far afield
as Italy and Spain.
362
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,520
And does your son here share
your interest in horse racing?
363
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,600
Oh, good gracious, no.
This isn't my son.
364
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,200
No, chance would be a
fine thing.
365
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,480
Wives keep bearing me girls.
No, this is one of my jockeys.
366
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,720
One of your jockeys? That's a...
That's a small child.
367
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,840
I know. You see, horses go
faster the less weight
they're carrying
368
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,480
and there's no smaller
jockey than a small child.
369
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,640
Isn't that right, small child?
370
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,960
But isn't horse racing a bit
dangerous for children?
371
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,760
Yes, it is!
372
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,840
I get through more jockeys
than I do wives.
373
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,920
Ah, looks like you're on,
small child. Off you go.
374
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,560
Yeah, you better win!
Well, don't look so shocked.
375
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,880
Who do you expect to get on the
horse, me? Of course, in my day
376
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,760
I was a fine horseman. Yes.
377
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,840
Riding, jumping,
jousting, hunting.
But now of course, its...
378
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,480
Pre elevenses snack, sire?
Eenie, meenie, miney, big one.
379
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,120
Mm. Yeah, nowadays I have to use
a hoist to get on a horse.
380
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120
Mm. They're under
starters orders...
381
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,200
And they're off.
382
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200
Go on, small child, go on!
383
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,360
SCREAM AND CRASH
384
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,920
And he's off.
385
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,800
Really, Henry. There should
be a law against
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using small children as jockeys.
387
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,280
Yes, You're right, I suppose. I
better ask the King about that.
388
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,720
Hang on a minute.
I am the King.
389
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,040
No!
390
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,920
Now, you fancy watching
some cock-fighting?
391
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,720
It's a wonderful Tudor sport.
Two cockerels fighting to
the death.
392
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,640
Bagsy I get to eat the loser
and the winner. Ha-ha! Come on.
393
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,080
Invading countries can be
really hungry work,
394
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,800
so we Vikings need lots of food
to keep us going.
395
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,520
Hello, food lovers!
396
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,360
We are the Hairy Vikings.
397
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,840
Is there any other kind, Si?
398
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,160
I don't think so, Dave.
399
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,120
Now today we're going to be
cooking a traditional Viking
winter stew.
400
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,520
Now food can be in very short
supply in a Scandinavian winter,
401
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,080
so this recipe
is really quite simple.
402
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,280
Aye, you just get all the
veggies and fresh meat you lay
your hands on
403
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,720
and you chucks it in
you cauldron.
404
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:05,120
And then, if you find any more,
you just bung that in too.
405
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,320
Oh, now this stew's been on the
go for about a month or so
406
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,320
and the meats been in there
longer than he's been growing
his beard!
407
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,200
Mm.
408
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,280
There's a bit of goose in there.
Lovely.
409
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,720
Mm, there's hare in there.
410
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,080
Oh, I must be moulting.No, I
mean hare as in the big rabbits.
411
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,760
Oh, ha-ha!
412
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,560
Tasty, yes.
By the looks of things
413
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,160
I think we got a bit of walrus
in there as well.
414
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,120
Oh, I love a bit
of walrus.
415
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,080
-Love a bit of walrus!
-Love a bit of walrus!
416
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,800
Now Dave, what else can we add
in there? I'll tell you what we
got, Si.
417
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,720
- Here we are, a seagull.
- Oh!
418
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,120
Nice and easy to catch and
surprisingly very tasty.
419
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,400
Lovely! What else
have we got, Dave?
420
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,560
Well, that's it. I mean, it's
winter, so there's not
much around.
421
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,240
Well, that won't keep a couple
of hairy Vikings like us going.
422
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,640
-I mean, I could eat a horse.
-So could I.
-No really, I could eat a horse.
423
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,520
NEIGHING
424
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,960
What, you mean like Dobbin?
Our Dobbin?
425
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,440
Well, needs must, Dave. Dobbin's
past it and it's winter.
426
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,360
Into the pot he goes.
427
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,080
Why don't we put that
polar bear in instead?
428
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,880
What polar bear? The one that's
got the scent of the stew!
429
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,640
BEAR GROWLING
430
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,160
Next we'll be catching
and cooking a whale.
431
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,040
We're going to need a bigger pot
432
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,200
It's thought that the
shortage of food at home
433
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,760
forced the Vikings
to invade other countries
434
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,400
and Saxon King Aethelred
the Unready
435
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,440
had real trouble keeping them
out of England.
436
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,640
Hm.
437
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:36,920
Oh, what's this?
438
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,640
A business proposition.
439
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,600
[MAN READING]
440
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,720
[MAN READING]
441
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,840
[MAN READING]
442
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,960
[MAN READING]
443
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,080
[MAN READING]
444
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,560
[MAN READING]
445
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,320
[MAN READING]
446
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,680
Better give him a call.
447
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,720
PHONE RINGING
448
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,720
Come on, come on.
Tut! Must be out pillaging.
449
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,480
Ah, Olaf, me old Viking mucker.
450
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,520
Aethelred, my little Saxon chum.
451
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,160
Just got your email.
452
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,600
Yes, an unmissable offer
I'm sure you'll agree.
453
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,720
It's that old Danegeld
thing again.
454
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,600
Just cough up 22,000 gold coins
and us Vikings will
leave you alone.
455
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,400
I accept Pay-Up Pal.
456
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,080
Yeah, 22,000...
457
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,600
Little bit expensive!
458
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,280
Fair enough, we'll just do it
the nasty way.
I prefer that anyway.
459
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,080
- Do you know London at all?
- London?
460
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,360
HE YELLS:
Cos I'm going to smash it up!
461
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,080
Well, don't do that!
462
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,640
Um, haven't I already
paid you Vikings?
463
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,480
Give me one second, Olaf,
464
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:46,400
I'm just... Yes, there it is.
10,000. 991 AD.
465
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,400
- I've already paid.
- I'll do you a deal, 50% off.
466
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,520
Well, that's something.
467
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,960
Meaning I will cut you in half
if you don't pay up!
468
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,840
OK! I'll wire you the cash now.
469
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,720
But listen, Olaf. I can't
keep paying you
470
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,360
not to attack England
all the time.
471
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,200
This has to be the last one,
all right?
472
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,920
Absolutely. Viking's honor.
473
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,080
Thank you.
474
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,520
There, done. That is the last
I'm going to be hearing
475
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,480
from those Vikings.
476
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,960
Just check my Norsebook account,
see if I've got any messages.
477
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,320
What? Another Viking
asking for money?
478
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,120
TELEPHONE RINGING
479
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,840
- Sweyn!
- Hello!
480
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,200
Yeah, hi.
481
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,960
What is this gold request
on my Norsebook wall?
482
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,120
I've literally just paid
Olaf Tryggvason.
483
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,240
So what? Have you never heard
of the old saying?
484
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,320
Just because you give a horse a
piece of cake, doesn't
mean to say
485
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,800
-the goat is no longer hungry.
Huh?
- No.
486
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,080
Oh, must just be Danish. Ha-ha!
Pay up.
487
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,200
I'm not paying. I'm not paying
you and I don't care.
488
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,520
There! Showed him.
489
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:55,800
-Was it 24,000?
- Mm-hm.
490
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,560
- That's a bargain at twice
the price.
- Mm-hm.
491
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,160
Might just buy some new trousers
while I'm on line.Good idea.
492
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,000
Do you think stripy ones or?
493
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,160
-No, the brown ones.
-Oh, that's digging in a bit now
494
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,840
It's true, Aethelred the Unready
kept paying the Vikings money,
495
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,800
known as Danegeld, to go away.
496
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,880
But they kept coming back and he
ended up losing his throne
497
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,920
to Sweyn, who became England's
first ever Viking King.
498
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:28,160
So Aethelred was not so much the
Unready as the Unimaginably
Stupid.
499
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,920
[ANNOUNCER READING]
500
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:38,080
[NARRATOR READING]
501
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:44,040
[NARRATOR READING]
502
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,840
[NARRATOR READING]
503
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,680
The answer is...
504
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,640
B, The Suffragettes
505
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,720
and there were almost no lengths
they wouldn't go to
for their cause.
506
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,800
Read all about it!
Women get the right to vote.
507
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,040
Get the full story here
only with HH News.
508
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,200
- We are the Suffragettes.
- Think you know some
fierce girls?
509
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,040
You ain't heard nothing yet.
510
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,680
♪ A lass called Millie Fawcett
founder of our cause
511
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,400
♪ Started the battle for our
rights
512
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,880
♪ Argued the government
to change the laws
513
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,400
♪ Here is how she stated
our plight
514
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,760
♪ How come girls can't vote for
rules that we have to obey
515
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,040
♪ When we work and pay taxes too
516
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,880
♪ Parliament's reaction was...
517
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,560
Oh, do go away
518
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,000
♪ How dare they diss
the suffrage crew
519
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,920
♪ Suffragettes sing
we're gonna do this thing
520
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,760
♪ Peaceful protests started in
1903
521
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,920
♪ Got no reaction
needed drastic action
522
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,240
♪ Got a new leader Emily
Pankhurst... That's me.
523
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,280
♪ Burst into parliament
shouting votes for women
524
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,680
♪ Actions that were shocking and
new
525
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,760
♪ Chained ourselves to Palace
gates tensions were brimming
526
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,480
♪ On the WSPU
527
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,200
♪ Burned down churches, smashed
up shops, attacked MPs
528
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,480
♪ The result we were
thrown in jail
529
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,120
♪ This made us more determined
as you'll come to see
530
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,800
♪ Think we'd give up fighting?
Hey, fail!
531
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,560
♪ Suffragettes sing
together we can win
532
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,840
♪ In prison we protested
and went on hunger strike
533
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,880
♪ Men still said no
But we just said yo
534
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,080
♪ You won't stop us now...
535
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,720
Miss Davison, please take the
mic.
536
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,600
♪ We became more extreme
537
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,040
♪ Derby Day June 13
538
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,360
♪ A In front of the King and
Queen committed
sacrifice supreme
539
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,880
♪ Crept unseen between the
teeming crowds watching the race
540
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,520
♪ And threw myself under a horse
541
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,080
♪ To try and make our case
542
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,080
♪ Became a famous martyr
How did men react?... ♪
543
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,280
We can't give women votes if
they're so stupid, they'll do
that.
544
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,120
♪ Soon our cause was lost
when World War came along
545
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:04,160
♪ A suffragette's reaction
546
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,320
♪ Was to wave our protests
goodbye farewell, so long,
547
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,080
♪ to patriotic action
548
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,880
♪ Put down our banners saying
give us votes instead
549
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,320
♪ Supported the men's fight
550
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,640
♪ Worked to help them win the
war and guess what they said? ♪
551
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,640
OK ladies, you were right.
552
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,600
♪ Suffragettes sing
we've done it ding-ding
553
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,000
♪ At last those men see
you should treat us the same
554
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,720
♪ So all take note
now women can vote
555
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,440
♪ And it's thanks to those who
fought in the suffragette name.♪
556
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,000
♪ Tall tales, atrocious acts
557
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,360
♪ We gave you all
the fearsome facts... ♪
558
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,880
♪ The ugly truth no glam or glee
559
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,240
♪ We showed you all
the juicy bits
560
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,960
♪ Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
561
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,680
♪ Stuff they don't teach you
at school
562
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,920
♪ The past is no longer
a mystery
563
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,480
♪ Hope you enjoyed
Horrible Histories ♪
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