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♪ Terrible Tudors,
Gorgeous Georgians
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♪ Slimy Stuarts,
Vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful wars,
Ferocious fights
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♪ Dingy castles,
Daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description,
Cutthroat Celts, awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes,
Punishment from ancient times!
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♪ Roman, rotten,
rank and ruthless
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♪ Cavemen, savage,
fierce and toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks,
Brainy sages
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♪ Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer
a mystery
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♪ Welcome to
Horrible Histories ♪
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[NARRATOR READING]
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The English Civil War
pitted the Royalist
supporters
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of the King against the
Roundhead supporters of
Parliament.
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Everyone took sides, even
highwaymen, like James Hind.
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I just don't know why we
can't take the main road.
It's making me nervous.
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'Cause it's quicker this
way on foot, isn't it?
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Look, you don't need to worry,
it's perfectly safe.
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-Stand and deliver,
your money or your life!
-Take my wedding ring.
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-Hang on, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
-What?
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Well, before we go into
the actual robbery,
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there's a just a few quick
questions I need to ask.
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Are you, or have you ever,
been a Parliamentarian
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or in any other way opposed
to King Charles?
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-Absolutely not.
-No, we're Royalists.
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Oh, that's good. Yeah.
Something of a
Royalist myself, actually.
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-Really?
-Small world.
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Yeah, isn't it?
Would you consider yourself
to be enjoying good fortunes,
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suffering bad fortunes,
or don't know?
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My entire estate has just been
taken over by Roundheads,
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half of my family have been
killed and my carriage has
been burnt to the ground.
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Bad fortunes, then. Honestly,
it's terrible around here,
all this crime.
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Oh, last but not least,
would you say that
you were really rich,
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a bit rich,
quite poor or very poor?
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Well, this is my last sixpence.
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Very poor, righto!
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So, to summarise,
you're down on your luck
and you don't have any money.
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-So then, I guess there's
only one thing for it.
-Oh!
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Here's a bag of gold coins
to tide you over.
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Sorry, it's just traditionally,
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in my experience,
robberies don't
work this way.
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No. If you were a
Parliamentarian, it'd be a
very different story indeed,
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but the thing is, I've got
a bit of a soft spot
for fellow Royalists,
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especially if they're
having a hard time.
So come on, fill your boots.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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No problem.
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Well, suppose I better shoot,
so to speak.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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See what I did then?
Yeah, well mind
how you go now.
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-Well, he seemed nice.
-Absolutely charming.
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Stand and deliver, your money
or your life.
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No, thank you, we're Royalists.
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[LAUGHS]
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That's right, James Hind was
a Royalist highwayman
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who stole from the supporters
of Parliament,
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and eventually was killed
by them too.
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So he didn't survive
to see the crowning
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of the next King Charles II,
but if he had,
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I bet he would have
wanted a souvenir.
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When he comes, you do the
talking, to start with and
then I'll pick it up from there.
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He's coming, he's coming.
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I simply can't wait to see
what you've made to
celebrate my coronations.
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-Aye, you will not be
disappointed.
-Ooh, what is it?
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An oil painting of me by world
renowned Dutch artist Rembrandt.
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-It's better than that,
your Majesty.
-Ooh!
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Is it an image of me
in a massive new stained glass
window in Westminster Abbey?
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Even better! Oh, you haven't?
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It's a diamond and
ruby encrusted solid
gold statue of me.
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-I love it, show me!
-Ta-da!
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It is the first ever royal
coronation mug, Your Majesty.
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-A mug?
-A mug of your mug.
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-A mug with my face on it?
-Indeed.
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[MUG SHATTERS]
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Oh, dear!
There appears to
have been an accident.
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-That went well.
-No.
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[NARRATOR READING]
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Hiya, fashion fans, and welcome
to Historical Fashion Fix.
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This week, I'll be making over
a Middle Ages peasant
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and here he is, Gilbert.
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-Hi.
-Oh, stop filming,
stop filming!
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It smells like we've got
a blocked drain in here.
-That might be me, sorry.
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Oh, Gilbert, my love.
Do you never
wash your clothes?
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Oh, no. My lovely wife, Pat,
she washes them in the best
stuff.
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-What's that?
-Old wee.
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[LOUD THUD]
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MAN: Smelling salts for the
star and a skinny mocha!
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Can I get one of those?
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Right, Gilbert, let's
see if we can't turn you
into a Middle Ages noble.
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But first things first, let's
get you cleaned up, darling.
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[SNIFFING]
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-Well, that is so much better.
-Feels better, Lee.
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-Great!
-Only, is this all I get?
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-Because I feel a
little exposed.
-Of course not.
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You'll be wearing a tunic too.
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Tunic's a bit short.
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Short tunics are the very
latest Middle Ages fashion.
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And these shoes?
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They're called poulaines,
as they originated in Poland.
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They're the very latest thing.
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-Quite hard to walk in. If I...
-Oh! You okay?
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-Yeah. You all right?
-Yeah, I'm all right.
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We'll fix the...
Can we get the shoes fixed?
We'll get the shoes fixed.
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A chain fastens the point
of the shoe to the knee,
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tres chic and
no more tripping.
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Let's remind ourselves
just how disgusting
Gilbert looked before.
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Wow, that is a vast improvement.
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I know it sounds cheesy,
but what the heck,
I'm going to say it anyway,
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I don't just look like
a Middle Ages nobleman,
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I feel like a Middle Ages
nobleman. Thanks, Lee.
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-Come here, peasant!
I'm arresting you.
-What for?
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-That outfit, it's criminal!
-Oh, that's weak.
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It is actually criminal.
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Only nobleman are
allowed to wear fine clothes
in the Middle Ages.
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-What?
Come along, princess.
Did you know about this?
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-Come here!
-Why didn't you say?
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I didn't know.
Stop being so hideous!
Both of you.
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Well, that's it for this week.
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Join us next time when I'll be
teaching a Roman slave
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how to look fierce in fur,
by being swallowed by a lion.
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See you then.
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It's true! In the Middle Ages,
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us peasants could be arrested
for wearing fine clothes.
It's not fair.
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And some of the jobs we had to
do were pretty measly, too.
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Morning, Mick. Geoff.
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Can't help but notice you're
stood in the middle
of a pond there, Geoff.
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-Oh, yeah. I've got
a new job, haven't I?
-Oh, right?
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Duck inspector? Scare toad?
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No, no. I'm a leech collector.
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-Oh, right?
-Yeah.
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The medical profession
use leeches to treat just
about everything these days.
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So, there's money to be made
from collecting the leeches,
selling them to the doctors.
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I suppose there is.
So what are you
using as bait, then?
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I tried all sorts of things.
I tell you what
they really love.
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-What?
Me! Oh! Oh, that hurts!
Like a thousand tiny needles
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in a single inch of flesh!
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-And voila! One leech.
Easy, really.
-Ah!
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-You enjoy this line of work
then, do you?
-Ah, you know, mustn't grumble.
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[SCREAMS IN PAIN]
Oh, that hurts so bad!
It's more than a man can endure!
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There's another one.
Yeah, you know, can't complain.
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[SCREAMS IN PAIN] Oh, that
stings like crazy. Oh, for the
love of what's good and pure!
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-It got away.
Well, I've got to say, Geoff,
-it looks like it sucks!
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[LAUGHING]
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Not sure I quite
get that one, Mick.
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[SCREAMS] Come on,
boys, one at a time.
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Oh, and that's not sporting!
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That's right, slimy leeches
were used for medical cures
in the Middle Ages.
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Wouldn't happen nowadays, right?
Wrong!
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Some hospitals still use the
little bloodsuckers for cleaning
out infected wounds.
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If only there was a market
for fleas, I'd be a millionaire.
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Oh, easy boys.
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[NARRATOR READING]
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Freeze! DI Bones,
Historical Crime Squad.
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[GASPS] Oh, Detective,
thank goodness you're here!
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I am the Emperor Caligula and
I've been scared out of my wits.
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No need to worry, Emperor.
Leave this to the professionals.
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Victim is male.
Severe mutilations.
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I'll soon get my hands on
the animal who tortured
and killed this man.
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Oh, him? Oh, don't worry,
that was me.
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That's just a friend
that I got bored of.
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Now, let me tell you
about this crime.
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No need to,
I can see for myself.
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Ah! Victim has had his hands
chopped off and a sign
put about his neck,
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encouraging people
to laugh and jeer.
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What kind of madman
would do this?
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Yup, that'll be me again!
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-You did it?
-Such a fun party.
Now, about this crime.
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Oh, mother! What kind of
sick-minded madman would attack
a priest with a hammer?
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Mmm, you're really not getting
the hang of this, are you?
That was me, too.
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He was trying to sacrifice a
bull, but he gave me the hammer,
to do the honours
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and then I hit
him with it instead!
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[GIGGLES] Priceless!
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All these bodies were me.
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So, why exactly did
you call me here?
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-I think someone's
trying to kill me.
-You don't say.
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Believe it or not,
I think there's one
or two people out there
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who, for some unknown reason,
don't seem to like me.
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One or two?
I imagine half the empire
would like to see you dead.
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Really? You think so?
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Well, in which case
I'd better bump off
anyone acting suspiciously.
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Victims were all killed by
one paranoid and clearly
psychotic Roman emperor.
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Talking into a small box?
Talk about acting suspiciously.
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What do you think,
Whackus Bonkus?
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[SINISTER TONE]
"Kill him!" Ooh!
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You naughty Whackus Bonkus!
What a good idea.
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[GIGGLES] Detective?
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That Emperor Caligula really
did have criminals killed
at his dinner parties for fun,
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and that wasn't the only way
law breakers could come
to a sticky end in Roman times.
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[ANNOUNCER READING]
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You are a Noxius,
a Roman criminal condemned
to fight in the Roman arena.
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
Player one, select opponent.
Gaius the Gladiator selected.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out.
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Listen, I know I'm just a
criminal and that,
but I can't fight
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a highly-trained,
heavily-armed professional
gladiator, you know?
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I mean, it's just not fair.
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Can you select
someone else, please?
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
Player one, select
new opponent.
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Cheers. Thanks. Much
appreciated.
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
Brutus the Bear selected.
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[BEAR GROWLS]
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Seriously? How is that
any better, huh?
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He's going to tear
me to pieces.
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Can you not select a player
that's a bit more
in my league?
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
Player one, select new opponent.
Unarmed Noxius selected.
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An unarmed criminal?
Now you're talking!
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
Fight begins.
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[GRUNTING]
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Yes! Get in!
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
Player one wins. Play again.
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No, thanks. I'll pass.
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
You have to play again.
It's winner stays on.
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Player one,
select new opponent.
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- Noxius selected.
-Another Noxius?
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I could kill these
idiots all day.
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Hang on,
where's my weapon gone?
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COMPUTERISED FEMALE VOICE:
It's winner stays on, only
without the weapons.
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ANNOUNCER:
Arena Fighter.
How long can you survive?
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About 30 seconds, I reckon.
No, no, no...
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[MAKING FIGHTING NOISES]
Oh, hello. You're there.
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Fights in the Roman arena were
hugely popular spectator sports,
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a bit like the football of
their day, only with
a lot more injury time.
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If you lost your fight
and you were lying on the sand,
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not moving, two blokes were sent
out dressed as Roman gods
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to make sure you were dead.
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Ave, Flavius. I see you're
playing Mercury the Messenger
God today.
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Ave, Marcus, or should
I say Dis, God of the Dead?
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[LAUGHING] Ooh, I'm liking
the new wings.
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I thank you. Yes, the old ones
were getting a bit manky.
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I thought these made me look
more godlike.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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-Oh, looks like you're on.
-Back in a tick.
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I am Mercury, Messenger God.
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[HEAVY BLOW]
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-Is he dead?
-I think so, yeah.
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Put my red hot poker in
and he didn't make a sound.
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Well, better make sure.
Oh, by the way you got a
little...
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-Oh. Oh, right.
-On your cheek.
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I am Dis, God of the Dead,
come to claim this man.
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[HEAVY BLOW]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Well, if he wasn't dead then,
he sure is now.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
245
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Ooh, you've got
a bit of, um...
On your ear.
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-Oh, right. Have I got it?
-Not quite, no.
247
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[CROWD CHEERING]
248
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-Oh, you're on again.
-Busy day.
249
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I am Mercury, Messenger God.
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[SIZZLING SOUND]
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[MAN SCREAMS]
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-Not dead then?
-Not quite and he didn't like
the red hot poker very much.
253
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-I think you've got a
little bit of, sword.
-Ah.
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Might have to take tomorrow off.
255
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[NARRATOR READING]
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[WOMAN READING]
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The answer is, C,
four years old.
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It really could be hard work
being a child in Victorian
times.
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♪ In good old
Queen Victoria's day
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♪ Industrial revolution
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♪ Meant bosses said please
we need more employees
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♪ We needed a solution.
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♪ Who will climb our chimneys?
Who will power our grids?
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♪ Victorian families
so desperately poor
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♪ They'll let us employ
their kids for...
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♪ Work, terrible work
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♪ From very young ages
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♪ Up chimneys to clean
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♪ Paid pitiful wages
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♪ Work, terrible work
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♪ Pins make you work faster
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♪ If we grew too big
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♪ Get sacked by the master
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♪ Now you're all in my employ
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♪ Cleaning in the factory
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♪ We're not very strong
And the hours are long
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♪ This work is unsatisfactory
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♪ Dare not to get
caught in spokes
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♪ Or trap our hands in gauges
280
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♪ To stop machines
and get you out
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♪ Will cost you a week's wages
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♪ Work, terrible work
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♪ There's no health or safety
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♪ So if we get hurt
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♪ They will just replace me
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♪ Work, terrible work
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Sorry.
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[WHISTLES]
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♪ Now that I am short of cash
I have to pick pockets
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♪ Wallets from gentlemen
and ladies lockets
291
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♪ Small enough to get away
hardly ever caught
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♪ And if we are, we're kids, you
see to cry is what we're taught
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Boo hoo!
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♪ Work, terrible work
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♪ Dangerous and demeaning
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♪ No time to complain
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♪ Get back to your cleaning
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♪ Work, terrible work
299
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♪ Guess what we are dreaming?
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♪ School, glorious school
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♪ Wonderful school
marvellous school
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♪ Wish we went to school
303
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[NARRATOR READING]
304
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Hello, I'm Dominic Duckworth
and this is the age of chivalry.
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An age of gallant knights
and fair play.
306
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Am I right? No!
I'm absolutely wrong.
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Today on HHTV Investigates,
I'll be lifting the lid
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on the corrupt rule-breaking
that is changing the face
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of chivalric tournaments.
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One traumatised knight
agreed to speak to me.
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Before the joust, there's
a thing called the melee,
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where all of the knights
have this big fight.
313
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There's only really one rule,
try not to kill anybody.
314
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Anyway, there was this brute
of a knight, Sir Henry Belvedere
and he, um...
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DOMINIC: Go on.
316
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MAN: He tried to kill me.
DOMINIC: What evidence
do you have?
317
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[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]
Well, he did this.
318
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This is the safe area,
where during the melee,
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knights can take a time-out
without fear of
being attacked.
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Oh, sorry.
321
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,840
Now, the safe area is
indeed an area that is safe.
Am I right?
322
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No, I'm absolutely wrong.
This is exactly
where Sir Henry
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broke the
"try-not-to-kill-anyone" rule.
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With corruption and
law breaking rife in a once
clean sport,
325
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it's time for Dom
to go undercover.
326
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:18,440
Right, so Brother Dom is ready
for action. Got my bible cam,
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let's go and find Sir Henry,
ask him some questions.
328
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,600
Sir Henry, I just wanted
to congratulate you
on winning the tournament.
329
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Thank you, Brother
I won this big fish.
Bit weird, I know, but...
330
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DOMINIC: I couldn't help
noticing outside, your lance,
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-It's a bit longer than
regulation,isn't it?
-What?
332
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DOMINIC: Must make it easier
for you to knock people off
their horses in a joust.
333
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What are you suggesting,
Brother?
334
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,800
DOMINIC: What about
this saddle of yours?
335
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Which screws into your armour
to ensure you can't be
knocked off your horse.
336
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960
You know, I don't like
what you're insinuating.
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00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,560
DOMINIC: Back off, Sir Henry.
Knights aren't allowed to
attack religious people,
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so you're not going to hit me,
am I right?
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[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]
He hit me with a fish!
340
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That stinks! Oh, no!
341
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Next week, we'll be
looking into the Middle Ages
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counterfeiting rackets that's
rocking the world trade
of holy relics.
343
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,960
And we'll be asking,
"Is there really three
heads of John the Baptist?"
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See you then.
I need to go to hospital.
345
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,320
It's true! Some knights
really did cheat in tournaments.
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Another method was to get a gang
of squires with wooden clubs
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to jump on their opponents
on the way to a
contest and beat him up.
348
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,600
Think I'll stick to tiddlywinks.
349
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,480
But even that might
be better than what
happened to these knights.
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♪ Stupid deaths, stupid deaths
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♪ They're funny 'cause
they're true.
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00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,840
♪ Stupid deaths, stupid deaths,
353
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,080
♪ Hope next time it's not you
354
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,440
I'm thinking of getting
my teeth done. Yeah.
355
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,840
Oh, you have a spare set? Oh,
you are a love. Let's talk
later. Next!
356
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,600
Ooh look, a boy band.
And who might you be?
357
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,760
We are the Knights Templar.
358
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,600
Yes, I agree. It'll never work.
359
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,240
You'll have to think of a new
name. Barron Knights, perhaps?
360
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,400
No, we are Knights Templar.
Knights from the
sacred Order of the Temple.
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One of the most skilled and
feared Christian fighting
units in the Crusades.
362
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,200
[EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]
What, feared because
of your dreadful smell?
363
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,760
-Yes, I think that might be me.
-Yeah, that's him all right.
364
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,920
-All right, well,
don't be like that.
-Well, you stink.
365
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,480
Ooh, I sense a story here.
Go on.
366
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,440
Yes, we were doing a night time
raid on a Saracen camp.
367
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,400
It was all going terribly well.
We managed to
sneak in unnoticed.
368
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,080
The element of surprise
was very much on our side.
369
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,200
But as we were making our way
through the tents,
370
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,800
I tripped over a tent pole.
371
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,120
Yes, and?
372
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,480
-And fell head
first into a hole.
-Uh-huh?
373
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,720
Which unfortunately
turned out to be their toilet.
374
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,600
Oh, hence the "Whoo!"
375
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:54,040
Yes, I got stuck and
drowned in the, um...
376
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,320
[LAUGHING] You fell head first
into a toilet and
then you drowned!
377
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,920
That is priceless!
378
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,800
-And that's not all.
-Ooh, goody! There's more.
379
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,480
He made such a noise,
he woke all the Saracens
in the camp,
380
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,280
and they swiftly surrounded
and killed the rest of us.
381
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,760
-I have said sorry about that.
-You nincompoop!
382
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,440
"Poop" being the
operative word! All right!
383
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,440
Well, guys, congratulations,
you're through to the afterlife.
384
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,200
The showers are on the left
just as you go in.
385
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,840
-After poo
-I love my job sometimes.
386
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,960
No, you can't mentor them. You
don't have the bands this year.
387
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,960
Next!
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00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,320
♪ Stupid deaths, stupid deaths
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♪ Hope next time it's not you!
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00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,720
[NARRATOR READING]
391
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,880
[MAN READING]
392
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,120
[BREAKS WIND]
393
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,720
And we get the word Spartan,
which means strict or
disciplined, from us Spartans.
394
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,920
Yeah.
395
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,080
I don't care if you were
hungry, you shouldn't
have been stealing.
396
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,120
Is Mrs J going to
make me pay for it?
397
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,000
Well, I'm afraid,
it's not Mrs Jones, today.
398
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,360
[PHONE RINGING]
399
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,640
We have another of our
substitute head teachers
from the past.
400
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,680
-Oh, no.
-Mr Brasidas from Ancient Sparta
will see you now.
401
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,480
MAN: ...get defensive about it,
402
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,920
I'm simply telling you
no one wants kedgeree
two days in a row.
403
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,400
Sorry.
404
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:35,800
Ah, I can see why you're in
trouble straight away. A boy
wearing shoes on his feet?
405
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,200
Criminal!
I shall have to beat you.
406
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,040
Actually, Mr Brasidas,
Lewis has been stealing.
407
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:46,320
What? Stealing?
Well done, lad!
408
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,960
That's exactly the kind of
behaviour we encourage
at Spartan school.
409
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,560
Maybe we'll forget about the
whole shoe thing, shall we?
Off you pop.
410
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,480
I knew reducing the food
portions would lead
to behaviour like this.
411
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,640
But, Mr Brasidas,
stealing is wrong.
It should be punished.
412
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:04,720
Nonsense! It's a great
lesson for any warrior,
win by any means.
413
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,200
We need to teach children
to be sneaky if they're
going to win battles.
414
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,480
That's a relief.
I thought I was in trouble
when they caught me.
415
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,160
What? Caught you?
416
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,880
Stealing may not be frowned
upon, but being caught
stealing certainly is.
417
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,240
Well, I shall have
to beat you after all.
418
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,840
Actually, Mr Brasidas,
I don't think you're
allowed to do this.
419
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,320
I'm pretty sure it came up
in a governor's meeting
and it was a no-no.
420
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,200
Completely ridiculous!
Next thing, you'll be telling me
421
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,400
I can't line up boys in front
of a statue of Artemis
422
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,760
and whip them till they drop,
to find our who's strongest.
423
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,400
No, I'm pretty sure you
can't do that, either.
424
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,160
But we have a play at Christmas.
Is that the same kind of thing?
425
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,240
No, not really.
426
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,280
No, I shall have to beat you.
Prepare for your beating, boy.
427
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,160
Now, where's my beating stick.
428
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,560
Have you stolen it?
429
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,840
No, sir! I'm hurt
you'd even suggest it.
430
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,000
There's hope for you yet.
Off you go.
431
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,320
Yes, it's true!
432
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,920
Spartan boys were beaten,
whipped, starved
and bullied at school,
433
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,920
which was great for turning
out fearsome warriors.
434
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,880
Probably not so good for turning
out creative geniuses like me.
435
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,280
Do you like it? It's my latest.
I call it Homage To Fromage.
436
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,560
I'm putting it on Fleabay with
a reserve of 5p.
437
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,480
What do you mean, too high?
438
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,640
[WOMAN READING]
439
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,600
The prickling of the thistles
supposedly gave them a feeling
of warmth in the winter.
440
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,920
[NARRATOR READING]
441
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:54,080
In 1813, repair work
was carried out on the
royal tombs at Windsor
442
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,960
and George IV was actually there
when some of them were opened.
443
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,680
Well, I suppose that's
one way of getting
to know your ancestors.
444
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,200
MAN: King George IV is well
known for his love of art,
fashion,
445
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,920
architecture, Catholic women
and food.
446
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,640
Vast amounts of food.
447
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,160
I can hear you.
I can hear you
when you say that.
448
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,320
MAN: But today, we aim
to find out the truth
about his past,
449
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,160
tracing his family tree
as we ask the question...
450
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,440
We've enlisted the help
of leading family historian
Sir Francis Guesswork,
451
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,720
who has come here to Windsor
Castle to meet the King himself.
452
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,120
Well, from the records I have
found so far, birth certificates
453
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,120
and that sort of thing,
I think there's a very strong
possibility
454
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,080
that you are
descended from royalty.
455
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,720
Well, of course I'm
descended from royalty.
456
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,520
I'm King!
457
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,960
Oh, so you knew?
458
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,120
Well, my dad was King,
my great-grandfather was King
459
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,480
and his father was King,
so, yeah, I had an inkling.
460
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,320
Oh. Ah! But did you know
that your great, great,
461
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,960
great uncle's father
was also a king?
462
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,880
Yes! King Charles I.
Beheaded by the Puritans.
463
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,680
Right. Ah, but did you know that
your great, great, great, great,
great, great, great...
464
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,960
-Oh, this is boring!
-What are you doing?
465
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,520
How am I meant to research
your relatives without my notes?
466
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,680
-Well, we can go and pay them
a visit if you'd like.
-How? They're dead.
467
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,000
The family tombs in a little
chapel on the castle grounds.
468
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,240
Come on, let's have a look.
469
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,120
MAN: In an unusual twist on what
normally happens in this show,
470
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,400
the King of England
has taken our historian
471
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,520
into St George's Chapel, to prod
some of his dead relatives.
472
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,840
It's all gone a
bit weird, really.
473
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,480
Here we are. Who would you
like to see first?
474
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,360
I don't really want
to see anyone.
475
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,920
Oh, you big girl!
Look, Henry VIII.
476
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,120
[GRUNTING]
477
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:54,280
Yes, he was a big lad,
6'3" or just under.
Do you know how I know that?
478
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,000
[LAUGHING] I got drunk
and measured him.
479
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,320
Right, who shall we
look at next?
I know! Charles I.
480
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,920
I found his tomb the other day
but I haven't opened it yet.
481
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,920
I thought he was beheaded.
482
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,640
No. They stitched his head back
on and they buried him here.
483
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240
Ooh, this one's sealed
nice and tight.
484
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,280
[GRUNTING]
485
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,200
There he is.
There's old Charlie.
486
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,680
Well, he's very well preserved.
487
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,800
Well, it's a well-built tomb,
you see, still had
its airtight seal.
488
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,840
Fascinating.
489
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,000
Trouble is, of course, the body
disintegrates rather quickly
once the air gets to it.
490
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,280
You know, bones crumbling,
skin cracking, eyes popping.
491
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,280
-Eyes popping?
-Oh, yes. Yeah.
492
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,800
[POPPING SOUND]
493
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,000
[GROANS IN DISGUST]
494
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,160
[LAUGHING] Oh, I guess you
could say that King Charles
has got his eye on you.
495
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,920
[RETCHES]
496
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,120
Honestly, some people have
no respect for the dead.
497
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,560
♪ Tall tales,
Atrocious acts,
498
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,880
♪ We gave you all
the fearsome facts
499
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,440
♪ The ugly truth no glam or glee
500
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,760
♪ We showed you all
the juicy bits
501
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,840
♪ Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
502
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,160
♪ Stuff they don't teach you
at school
503
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,960
♪ The past is no longer
a mystery
504
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,960
♪ Hope you enjoyed
Horrible Histories ♪
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