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♪ Terrible Tudors,
Gorgeous Georgians
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♪ Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times
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♪ Romans rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host, a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery
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♪ Welcome to...
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♪ Horrible Histories. ♪
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Horrible Histories presents...
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This is the story
of the birth of America.
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While sailing for Asia,
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one man believes he is the
first to discover America.
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I, the great and handsome Italian
explorer Christopher Columbus,
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am the first man ever to set foot
in this strange new land.
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RECORD SCRATCH
Only he wasn't the first.
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Our long journey from Asia is over.
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We shall build a new home
in this land.
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OK...
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I, Christopher Columbus,
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am the first European man
to set foot in America.
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Uh... Technically
that's not true either.
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A new land!
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The sagas will tell of my journey
forever and I, Leif Eriksson,
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son of Erik the Red,
will name this land...
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..Vinland. Oh, look, a Skraeling.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Oh, you are going to love
what we've done to this place.
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I really need a wee. Just there.
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Really? I mean, can they prove it?
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OK, fine, fine.
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I, Christopher Columbus,
am the first European man
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apart from a bunch of other guys
ever to set foot in...
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I didn't even make it all the way
to America.
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I stopped in the Caribbean
by mistake.
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Oh, forget it! Let's go home.
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Turn the boat around!
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America, discovered by Columbus...
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NOT!
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It's true. Columbus never
actually went to America.
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He went to the Caribbean islands
which are just next door.
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It was another Italian explorer,
John Cabot,
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who in 1497 really became the first
modern European
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to discover North America.
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Like Columbus, Cabot was looking for
Asia, but instead found a new land
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in Canada and guess what he called
this new-found land?
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Yep, Newfoundland.
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Talk about say what you see.
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Cabot was incredibly excited, but
not for the reasons you'd expect.
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Yo, John Cabot here.
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Check me out!
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Shout out to King Henry VII.
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Brap, brap!
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He sponsored my trip
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basically because he felt like
a total bonehead
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for not backing Columbus
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and his trust in Jocab - still going
with that name - has paid off.
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We found something way more
impressive.
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Land ahoy!
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No, massive fish.
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Check this out, it's going to be
hilarious.
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Wow, this is a whole new continent.
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Kiss the fish!
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Kiss it!
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Mwah! John...
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John, stop messing around.
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I think this could be really
significant. Sorry, mate.
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But kiss the fish!
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So I think we can all agree that
Fishland is way better
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than anything Columbus ever found.
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We're not calling it Fishland.
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Oh, you think you COD do better,
hmm?
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Do you not like this PLAICE?
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John, we're not calling
it Fishland!
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Jocab's Fishland!
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Now that the route to America was
known, King Philip of Spain
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began building small villages
in the new land called colonies.
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Not to be outdone, our fair
Queen Elizabeth I did the same,
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asking her favourite explorer,
Sir Walter Raleigh,
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to set up the English
colony called Roanoke.
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With two of history's great figures
behind it, nothing could go wrong.
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But it still did.
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Argh!
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Your Majesty's servants are here,
Your Majesty.
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What happened? Oh, I've been robbed.
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So I can see, ma'am.
It's absolute carnage.
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There's diamonds everywhere.
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No, that's just where
I keep them, you idiot.
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Someone has stolen my lovely
Roanoke. It's this again.
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I had hoped you'd be over it
after a year or two.
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What's Roanoke? Pet dog, is it?
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No, no, Walter, darling,
you tell them.
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I'm literally too upset to talk.
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OK, Her Majesty asked me
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to set her up an English
colony in the New World.
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I just wanted one New World colony.
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One.
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Because I was sick of King Philip
of Spain lording it over me.
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He doesn't even need
that many colonies.
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He's just showing off.
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Sir Walter got me this lovely,
sweet colony called Roanoke.
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Oh, and I loved it.
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Nice colour.
Thank you, I painted it myself.
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But when we sent a ship back
to check up on it...
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You tell them, Walter. I...
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It's gone. Someone stole it
because they're jealous of me.
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HE SNORTS
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Sometimes with these New World
colonies it's famine or disease.
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No, there were no bodies or evidence
of violence. It was just gone.
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Are you sure you read the map
right, sir?
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You wasn't just standing in the
wrong bit of the New World?
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I mean, I heard it's quite big.
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OK, one - I'm Sir Walter Raleigh.
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I can read a map, thank you.
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Two - all the stuff was there,
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it was just the actual people that
had disappeared.
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Oh... It's not fair. Why can't I
just have one nice thing?
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Well, we do advise with colonies
that you don't leave them unattended
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thousands of miles away
for years on end. Oh, really?
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Maybe next time,
put your name on your colony,
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people will know whose it is.
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Maybe next time, I'll call it
Virginia after my nickname.
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Sounds very sensible, ma'am.
I suppose that...
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Shouldn't we inform the families
of the missing people?
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The families of the missing people.
Clever boys.
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Yes, and then they can club together
and buy me a new colony.
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I think it's more so that they can
grieve, isn't it?
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Why are people so selfish?
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SHE WAILS
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Is she always like this?
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Sometime she throws the swan.
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The Colony of Roanoke is now known
as the lost colony.
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We still don't know where
the settlers went.
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It's a mystery.
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In 1620, 30 years after the people
of Roanoke disappeared,
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the most famous colony of all
was founded
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when the legendary Mayflower
landed in America.
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On board were a group of Puritans
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who had crossed the Atlantic to set
up a whole new society.
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However, there were meant
to be two ships.
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I'm here with Unity and Ezekiel.
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Now, it's a long way to America,
so why do it?
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It's about religion -
a harsh, strict religion
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which controls every aspect
of our lives.
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Yes, that's what we want
to get away from.
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That's what we want to start,
Ezekiel!
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Is it?
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Yes, a serious religion, not like
the namby-pamby Church of England.
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We're going to the New World, a
society where we can speak to God
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directly without distractions
like hymns and festivals.
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Fingers crossed in time
for Christmas.
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There won't be a Christmas, Ezekiel.
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That's not going to be a thing!
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Sorry. Oh!
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Well, there they go,
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off on the first Puritan ship
to visit the New World.
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Remember the name, guys,
as it will go down in history -
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the Speedwell.
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Abandon ship!
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Breaking news,
or should I say leaking news?
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The Speedwell really is going down
and it's about to BE history.
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Oh, here they come.
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No-one said this would be easy.
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We shall travel on the Mayflower
instead. Whoo!
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Well, good luck, guys. Something
tells me you're going to need it.
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Guys? I'm a woman.
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How rude!
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Want to create a whole new
society in service to God?
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Then a Mayflower Cruise is for you.
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So, come on, put on your favourite
hat, pack your Bible,
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bring your wife and your slaves -
I mean children -
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and head off for the New World.
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On a Mayflower Cruise, you'll be
surrounded by God-fearing Puritans
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just like you, but you might want to
hide those preachy pamphlets, boyo.
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Some passengers are people
you wrote about
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like criminals escaping the law.
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Very wise.
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Travelling in very cramped
conditions for two months
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on rough seas from Plymouth,
England, to New Plymouth, America,
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Mayflower Cruises guarantee freedom
to practise religion
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in any way you want,
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but we cannot guarantee against
boredom, hunger,
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disease, death and puking.
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Because you'll never want
to do it again.
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Must we finish this now, Malachi?
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I feel so ill.
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We must decide the laws
of our new society
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before we land in Virginia, Ezekiel.
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Now, where was I?
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We do solemnly, in the presence of
God and each other, covenant...
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That's not how you spell covenant.
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Yes, it is!
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Argh! Argh...
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Unity, how do you spell covenant?
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Argh!
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C-O-V-E-N-A-N-T
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and you've put dog instead of God.
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Oh, praise the Lord
and this stinking, nasty,
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overcrowded ship he's put us on.
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Right, I've fixed the spelling.
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Now, about these new laws.
We're bound to need some.
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Yes, we must plan for the future.
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What do you think, Ezekiel?
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No, no!
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HE VOMITS
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Do you want it back? Keep it.
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OK, I've got - we will enact,
constitute
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and frame such just and equal laws
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as shall be thought most convenient
for the general good of the colony.
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All right.
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These laws will stand for all until
free men vote otherwise.
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Free men?
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What about free women?
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THEY LAUGH
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I thought I was leaving for
a life free from discrimination
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when I joined this trip.
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Everyone knows women aren't
clever enough to vote!
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Oh, right, well, perhaps I'm not
clever enough to teach you
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how to write the word covenant or
to write your own name, Godspeed.
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That says Dogs-peed.
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Land ahoy! It's Plymouth!
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Plymouth?
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No, no, no, we left England
two months ago.
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Have we just gone in a massive
squalid, squashed, stinking circle?
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I think you'll find
it's New Plymouth.
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We have reached the New World.
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Right, chuck that dog overboard,
it can swim the rest of the way.
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Argh!
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Well, Ezekiel, we've done it.
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A land of freedom
and self-governance awaits.
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Ezekiel?
VOMITING
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If he dies, can I have his vote?
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BOTH: No!
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Right, I'm off of this boat.
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My days of banging my head are over.
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Can I have his? No, you can't!
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When the Puritans on the Mayflower
finally landed in New Plymouth,
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they set up the Plymouth Rock
colony.
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It was the society they had dreamt
of back home in England
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with just one or two minor problems
like there was no food or medicine
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or shelter and it was really cold
and, well, you get the idea.
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Luckily for them, they had some very
friendly new neighbours.
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Hello?
250
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Hello.
251
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,680
I'm Jacob from
the Plymouth Rock colony.
252
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You know, we are your new
neighbours.
253
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We thought we'd pop round
and say hi. Hi!
254
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,760
Ask to borrow something just to
break the ice,
255
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,480
so do you have a bowl
of sugar we could borrow?
256
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,680
We have maple syrup which we harvest
from the trees.
257
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You're welcome to some of that.
258
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,440
You get it from the trees?
259
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,800
Amazing!
260
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,000
Amazing, we have a lot to learn
about this country.
261
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A lot.
262
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,480
Food?
263
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:48,680
Uh... Since we're here, I wonder if
you might have anything for scurvy?
264
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,080
Some of our villagers seem to have
a slight problem with scurvy.
265
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,240
How slight?
266
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They're dead.
267
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,600
It's a shame, really, because we
only lost five on the journey over,
268
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,600
but the lack of food here seems
to be finishing us all off.
269
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,200
And we are good farmers,
don't get me wrong.
270
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,640
We have a very deep,
extensive knowledge of crops
271
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,920
and what are they?
272
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,920
Squash, melon, pumpkin.
273
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,720
These are the crops
that grow best here.
274
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,280
That would explain why European
crops are doing so badly then.
275
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,200
Is there anything else you need?
Erm... No, I think that's it.
276
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I think we're good apart from...
277
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Clothes, water, furniture, fish,
shelter, livestock and food.
278
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,840
I think it may just be simpler
if we just came down to your village
279
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and showed you how to grow
the crops,
280
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hunt the local animals like lobster
and eel and basically just...
281
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,000
Stop us all dying. Yes, that.
282
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,120
Great, this is marvellous.
283
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,480
We can have a great get-together,
a celebratory feast,
284
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a Thanksgiving dinner to thank God
for providing us
285
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with everything we need to survive.
286
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,600
God?
287
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,200
I think it must be
their word for us.
288
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,760
You're so funny.
289
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,920
Greetings, I am Tisquantum
of the Patuxet tribe,
290
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,480
but you Europeans call me Squanto.
291
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,080
I helped the Mayflower Settlers
survive the winter,
292
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,760
but they never could
get my name right.
293
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,280
Honestly, it's not that hard.
294
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,760
Anyway, speaking of names,
why is America called America?
295
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,520
Is it...
296
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,680
And the answer is...
297
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,800
..C, nobody knows for sure.
298
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,080
Most probably it's named after
Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci,
299
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,960
but others say it's named after
Bristol sailor Richard Amerike
300
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,360
or it's a South American tribal
word for mountain.
301
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,200
You know who it isn't named after?
302
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,240
Me! But whatever, I'm not bothered.
303
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,080
It's not like I helped America start
as a country or anything.
304
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,640
Oh, wait, yes, I did.
305
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,680
Honestly, some people, no gratitude.
306
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,040
And my little one's already
sitting up and praying.
307
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,560
Oh, lovely.
308
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,000
Hello, Abigail.
309
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,480
Hi, Constance. Hi, Berenice.
310
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:09,120
Here we are with our newborn. We've
brought so much joy into this world.
311
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,800
Oh, Berenice,
you are so innocent. Hm?
312
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,280
It was the Lord who created this joy
313
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:19,560
which is why
I have named my baby Give-Thanks.
314
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,200
Interesting that you're happy to let
your child lead a blinkered life.
315
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,000
Oh? It is perhaps foolish
to give thanks
316
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,680
when the Lord's work
is not yet done.
317
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,160
That's why my baby is called
Fight-The-Good-Fight-Of-Faith.
318
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,000
Praise Jesus!
319
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,920
You called? You've met my husband,
Praise-Jesus Watkins.
320
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,080
Where is our son?
321
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,200
If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee,
Thou-Wouldst-Be-Damned Watkins!
322
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,560
He's at home, doing his chores.
323
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,760
Dorcas, what
have you named your daughter?
324
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,920
Cyril.
325
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,840
Cyril? That's it? Surely not.
326
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,280
I like Cyril.
327
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,880
Lucifer-Speaks-Through-Her...
328
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,120
..is nicer than Cyril.
329
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,840
I'm only joking!
330
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:09,720
My baby is called
It's-A-Real-Good-Thing-
331
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,520
That-Jesus-Got-Up
To-Some-Great-Stuff-
332
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,000
And-Now-Let's-Hear-It-For-God
While-We're-At-It,-
333
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,120
Am-I-Right,-Guys?
334
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,240
Johnson.
335
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,640
It's beautiful!
336
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,480
Hallelujah-And-Praise-The-Lord!
337
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,120
Yes, Mum?
338
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,880
What do you want?
339
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,520
Soon, there were 13 successful
English colonies right across
340
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,440
the East Coast of America,
but the colonists were growing angry
341
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,280
because whilst they still had to pay
English taxes on things like tea,
342
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,800
they didn't get a say in the English
Parliament that was making the laws.
343
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:50,200
In December 1773, this anger boiled
over into a violent protest
344
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,560
called the Boston Tea Party.
345
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,480
Now, I know it doesn't sound
like a protest,
346
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,760
but it started
the War of Independence
347
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,040
and the end of British rule
in America.
348
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,520
Top o' the morning, laddies!
349
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,640
Aye, Zack Septic-Tank here,
but you know that.
350
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,720
"Stop wasting my time,
where's the game?"
351
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,760
Right, what have we got today, then?
352
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,560
The Boston Tea Party!
353
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,680
What kind of game is that?
354
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,880
Sounds more like something
you'd play with your granny.
355
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,320
We're in 1773 Boston, America.
356
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,800
It's the American colonists
up against the British
357
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,080
and it looks like the British
government...
358
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,440
Ho-ho-ho!
359
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,520
..are charging loads of cash to
the American colonies
360
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,280
for buying and selling tea.
361
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,560
So, I am playing one of
the American colonists.
362
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,800
I'm called a son of liberty.
363
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:40,040
And the mission is to raise
a protest about the taxes I guess,
364
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:44,000
so it looks like the Boston Tea
Party is a sort of tax thing.
365
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,720
And we all love a game about taxes,
don't we?
366
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,120
OK, so, let's see where
this guy's going.
367
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,720
OK.
368
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,040
Whoa! That was actually pretty cool.
369
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,520
All right, now we're all dressed up
as native Americans.
370
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,720
ALARM SOUNDS
371
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,360
Wait! Someone set an alarm clock,
372
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,600
because that is not woke!
373
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,840
Ah, who cares? I get to play
with little Tomahawks though.
374
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,440
Right, OK,
so we're going to the harbour.
375
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,440
Maybe we're going to sail to Britain
to complain about the tax.
376
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,920
Wait, me mam's expecting me
for dinner in an hour.
377
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,680
Yay! Fighting!
378
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,360
Finally! Right up.
379
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,320
What? What? We're fighting boxes.
380
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,840
Hey, guys, what are you doing?
381
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,520
Is that tea?
382
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,480
You can't throw tea in the harbour,
you maniacs.
383
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,680
Fish don't drink tea!
384
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,920
Not without milk,
that would be disgusting.
385
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,200
Time for me to destroy me joypad.
386
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,360
Wahey!
387
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,760
Bop-bop-do-pa-do-pa-do! Whoa!
388
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,160
We have thrown a lot of tea
into the harbour here.
389
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,400
OK, what is that?
390
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,520
46 tonnes. That's 342 creates.
391
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,600
There's even more than
me granny drinks.
392
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,920
Level one complete.
393
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,840
What's level two, lunch?
394
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,560
Uh-oh - boss level.
395
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,640
What? Wait,
is that the end of the game?
396
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,680
Oh, OK.
397
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:06,720
Well, I guess I give it 50 stars out
of ten and 13 stripes like the flag.
398
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,520
I'm only kidding, it's about a two.
399
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,000
If I go to a tea party,
I expect cake.
400
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,640
Gentlemen...
401
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:20,440
..you are the elite special
forces of the colonial army.
402
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:26,560
You...are the hammer that will
drive a nail through
403
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,480
the heart of King George
404
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:33,560
and gain independence from the
British for the American colonies.
405
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,440
Now, can I get an hoorah?
406
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,480
Hoo...
407
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,200
Is there a problem?
408
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,320
I was just saying that you are the
best soldiers
409
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,560
in the American colonies.
410
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,480
Death to America! No!
411
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,720
No, no, we're the Americans.
412
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,240
I thought we were the British.
413
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,280
We were the British.
We're now the Americans.
414
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,480
We're fighting the British.
415
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,280
Ah... You miss one meeting!
416
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,560
Let me explain.
417
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,440
Erm... We fought in
the Seven Years War...
418
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,680
Where we killed the British?
419
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,040
No, at that point, we were British.
420
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,720
This is kind of complicated,
I can't... No, it is not!
421
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:10,440
Look, we - then British - won a war
against the French...
422
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,040
Stay with it!
423
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,920
..then our enemies, and that war
cost a lot of money.
424
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,760
King George is taxing us,
the British American colonies,
425
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,800
to pay for it, so we are declaring
independence from Britain
426
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,600
which would make us Americans
and not British
427
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,280
and would mean we don't
have to pay taxes any more.
428
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,640
Death to taxes!
429
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,440
Well, there will be taxes.
430
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,720
Lots of them. Aw, come on!
431
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,520
Good old American ones,
though, not fusty old British.
432
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,880
OK, so have we got the straight?
Hands up if you're an American.
433
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,120
All right, and it's death
to the who?
434
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,480
The British.
435
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,880
Yes!
436
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,160
Victory and independence will
be ours! Woohoo!
437
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,680
Death to the British!
Death to taxes! Guys?
438
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,840
It's the Americans,
death to the Americans.
439
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,160
So close this time.
440
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:02,280
In 1776, Thomas Jefferson wrote
the Declaration of Independence.
441
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,280
This was the first step in forming
the United States of America.
442
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,440
It stated that the 13 colonies
fighting the British were now
443
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:14,440
free American citizens, but, like
many wealthy men, Thomas Jefferson
444
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,800
owned over 100 slaves who worked
on his plantation, so, shamefully,
445
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,960
when he said the people were free,
he didn't really mean all of them.
446
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,040
There, I have finished my first
draft
447
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,400
of the Declaration of Independence.
448
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,360
Would that the independence
for the slaves, Mr Jefferson?
449
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,080
All in good time, Jupiter.
450
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,960
We have to free the country from the
British first
451
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,160
who are still determined
to buy and sell slaves.
452
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,040
Here, let me read it for you.
453
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,200
"We hold these truths to be
self-evident,
454
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,760
"that all men are created equal."
455
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,240
What? All men created equal?
456
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,720
Oh, don't be like that.
457
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,640
Sorry, everybody.
458
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,960
It's just a mix-up.
459
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,640
Carry on, please.
460
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,920
So all men were created equal,
but then some of the men
461
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,160
enslaved some of the other men and
then they weren't equal any more?
462
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,400
All men ain't equal now and that has
to stop and I will help to stop it.
463
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,240
Eventually. Look, can I just please
finish this?
464
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,000
I mean, you know, feel free
to chip in...
465
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,040
"Feel free"?
466
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,920
Oh...
That's a real bad choice of words.
467
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,240
"That they are endowed by their
creator
468
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,040
"with certain unalienable rights.
469
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:34,800
"Among these are life, liberty
and the pursuit of happiness."
470
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,800
Life... Mm-hm. Liberty?
That's right.
471
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,720
And the pursuit of happiness?
Mm-hm.
472
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,000
So you're going to ensure
that we are happy
473
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000
and that we can have our liberty
and freedom?
474
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,040
Did you hear that?
We're going to be free!
475
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,240
No, no, no, no... Hey, guys.
476
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,680
That's just a mix-up.
477
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,640
I am trying to free the slaves,
478
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,320
but I'm also writing
a document that will free us
479
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,440
from the biggest empire in the world
480
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,720
at a time when our country relies on
slavery to work,
481
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,840
so we can't win the war against the
British with their empire
482
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,800
and their slavery
without...slavery.
483
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,480
So, please, just give me a break.
484
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,960
Can they have a break, sir?
485
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,720
Of course not. They're slaves.
486
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,160
Oh, fiddlesticks.
487
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,320
It almost looked like I might have
a point there, didn't it? Hm.
488
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,320
Well, gentlemen,
we've won the War of Independence
489
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,000
and successfully founded
the United States of America.
490
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,560
Having defeated the British,
Thomas Jefferson
491
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,600
and James Madison are struggling
to come up with an official name
492
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,080
for the man now running
the country, George Washington.
493
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,680
With that in mind, Sophie
and Sebastien have been invited
494
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,760
to come up with some fresh ideas.
495
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,160
OK, guys, we've got ourselves
a brand-new country
496
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,280
and what a brand!
497
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,480
USA! USA!
498
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,000
USA! Ow!
499
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,440
Now we've got to do is think of
a name for this dude.
500
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,240
Top Banana.
501
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,280
These tell me you're not suggesting
Top Banana as a name.
502
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,480
Ha-ha-ha, no!
503
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,000
So dumb.
504
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,400
Can I just check,
is it the word banana?
505
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,280
Yes, it was the word banana. Oh...
506
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,600
Unbelievable.
507
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,440
Whoa! Oh, yes!
508
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,880
We have no bananas.
509
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,400
OK, so, guys, how about...
510
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,600
..King? King!
511
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,000
King George... It's nice.
512
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,280
It's kinda familiar, but...
Of course it is!
513
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,920
We just fought a war to get
rid of one.
514
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,440
Oh, yeah. You can't just replace one
King George with another.
515
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,520
I shall not be king.
I feel you, brother.
516
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,200
What about just Queen George?
517
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,400
Beautiful.
518
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,760
How about just Queen?
519
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,880
♪ We will, we will rule you!
Rule you! ♪
520
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,920
OK, so, you're the guy who presides
over the government, yeah?
521
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,840
So how about...?
Oh, my gosh, got it.
522
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Government presider.
523
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,400
That's ridiculous.
524
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,280
OK, what about mashing
the two words together?
525
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,000
Goverpres?
526
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,080
Or presidement?
527
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,200
President.
528
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,880
Yes, I like that!
529
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,440
But the title has to be humble.
530
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,760
I preside over the people,
for the people.
531
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760
Hashtag HumblePresident?
My Little President.
532
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,000
Now, listen, Mr...
533
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,880
Mr! That's it! Mr President.
534
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,040
So understated, so you.
535
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,400
I shall be President
of the United States of America.
536
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,640
Brilliant. Who's for karaoke? Me!
537
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,680
Absolutely not.
538
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,360
150 years on from the colonial
voyage of the Mayflower,
539
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,160
the United States of America
became a nation.
540
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,320
Their leaders had to create a whole
new country with laws, government,
541
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,800
taxation and a whole bunch of other
very complicated things
542
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,720
that I know very little about.
543
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,520
It was a huge task and the
impressive people who pulled it off
544
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,600
became known
as the Founding Fathers.
545
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,400
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh
546
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,440
♪ Oh-oh-oh, Founding Fathers
547
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,400
♪ My ancestors left England
548
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,160
♪ Life there they could not stand
549
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,200
♪ Our gramps and grans left too
550
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,400
♪ For a new life in a new land
551
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,440
♪ The Franklin clan
held on till Dad said
552
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,920
♪ Frankly, time to go
553
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:31,840
♪ At 17, I set sail to where
revolution was starting to grow
554
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,640
♪ Us colonists were rising up
555
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,120
♪ No longer Brits, we'd had enough
556
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,600
♪ No tax without representation
557
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,040
♪ Time to rise with our own nation
558
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,640
♪ We led the revolution
559
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,880
♪ Dump Britain, the solution
560
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,840
♪ Older, wiser, stronger, smarter
561
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,640
♪ Each of us a Founding Father
562
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,320
♪ I wrote the Bill of Independence
563
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,840
♪ I led troops to win
through defence
564
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,120
♪ I did news
Army admin
565
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,640
♪ Together, we founding dads win
566
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,880
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh
567
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,080
♪ Oh-oh-oh, Founding Fathers
568
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:07,280
♪ We each brought different talents
to the running of the state
569
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,840
♪ I wrote the law
570
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,160
♪ I won the war
571
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,440
♪ And I was simply great
572
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,800
♪ I came up with the swivel chair
573
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,560
♪ Think you're a clever bod?
574
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,520
♪ I built a stove, invented bifocals
575
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,880
♪ And the lightning rod
576
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,280
♪ Making stuff, a skill I lack
577
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,560
♪ Who cares? I raised a load of tax
578
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,240
♪ I'll win their trust
I'll write down facts
579
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,840
♪ Unite the States!
I play my axe
580
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,120
♪ Built on a revolution
581
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,200
♪ With a proper constitution
582
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,560
♪ You try hard, we'll try harder
583
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,080
♪ Each of us a Founding Father
584
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,000
♪ True, we may be your ascendant
585
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,520
♪ Now that we are independent
586
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,920
♪ Do more trade
Grow more crops
587
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,520
♪ Come on, guys,
we're the founding pops
588
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,680
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh
589
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,080
♪ Oh-oh-oh, Founding Fathers
590
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,960
♪ We disagreed on loads,
but on one thing we all chime
591
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,840
♪ We got to make America great...
For the first time
592
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,640
♪ Started with revolution
593
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,760
♪ American evolution
594
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,680
♪ Seeing off the English baddies
595
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,800
♪ Yes, we are the Founding Daddies
596
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,280
♪ Not bad for a group of lads
597
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,680
♪ Welcome to the founding dads
598
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,920
♪ Got no time for father haters
599
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,520
♪ All praise to the founding paters
600
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,040
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh
601
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,400
♪ Oh-oh-oh, Founding Fathers
602
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,600
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa, whoa-oh
603
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,360
♪ F-f-f-founding Fathers... ♪
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