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♪ Terrible Tudors
gorgeous Georgians
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♪ Slimy Stuarts
vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times
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♪ Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
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♪ Cavemen, savage,
fierce and toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host, a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery
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♪ Welcome to...
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♪ Horrible Histories. ♪
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Horrible Histories presents...
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Moon Mayhem!
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Throughout horrible history,
mankind dreamed of the wonders
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of journeying to the stars
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and stepping foot on the Moon.
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50 years ago, it finally happened,
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when American astronauts
beat their Soviet Russian rivals
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and got there first.
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That's one small step for man...
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..one giant leap for mankind.
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An incredible achievement.
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We reached beyond our grasp.
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The doors to the universe
had been unlocked,
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giving mankind a chance to put
aside its petty differences.
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I still don't get why you get
to be first man on the Moon, Neil.
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I told you, Buzz,
we've been through this.
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I'm mission commander.
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Also, I was closest to the door,
so...
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PING, HISSING
You know, it makes sense.
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Oh, no! What?
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The urine pipe in my suit is broken!
My leg is filling up with wee!
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Well, there you go.
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We're both the first
guys to do something.
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I'm the first guy to walk
on the Moon.
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You're the first guy to take a leak
on the Moon. It's great!
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Sure, my mom will be really proud!
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At least no-one at home
knows about this.
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Uh, Neil and Buzz, this is Houston.
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Well done, guys.
You're making history
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and the whole world is listening.
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Great. That's just great...
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Greetings, Earthlings.
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Rattus here, for the spaced-out
special with my good friend,
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comedian and space fan,
Dara O Briain.
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None of your e-mails said
this would be in a sewer.
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Tiny hands, Dara.
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Makes typing very difficult.
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But you're here now -
let's talk about space!
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What do you remember
about the Moon landing?
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The Moon landing was 50 years ago.
I'm not that old!
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But I am a big space nerd.
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And that is one of the great
human traditions, going back
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to the very dawn of civilisation -
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to gaze up at the wonder of...
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Is that a massive...
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Yeah.
How did it get on the roof?
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Well, you know the game Pooh Sticks?
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Well, we haven't got very many
sticks here in the sewer, but we do
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have a lot of... Forget it,
forget it. I'd rather not know.
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O mighty King,
I, your royal astrologer,
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foresee great danger.
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The heavens foretell something
dreadful will happen to our king.
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Wait... "Our king"?
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So the heavens don't mention
my name specifically?
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Well, no, but you are our king!
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So, if someone else
was king for a bit,
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the bad things would happen to them?
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Technically...
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You there! Peasant!
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It's your lucky day! What?
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I give you the title
King of Babylon!
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He is king now.
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For a bit!
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OK... What's in it for me?
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What's in it for you?
Are you being serious? Yep.
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You get to live in the
king's palace,
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eat his food, sleep in his bed,
have his servants at your command.
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So will I still be
shovelling horse muck?
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No! Obviously.
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That's a shame. I enjoy that.
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I'll leave it, thank you.
Living the dream!
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As king, you could still
shovel poo, if you wanted to.
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Oh, no, that's tough, now!
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Not really. It's not at all, is it?
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Come on, what's the catch?
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Well...
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Look, you're going to laugh.
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After 100 days,
you will be executed.
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I mean, it's a technical,
written-in-the-stars kind of thing.
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You take the king's bad luck,
we kill you, the bad luck dies too.
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I will take the job.
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Sorry, did you hear
what I just said?
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Smart guy!
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Here.
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Pop this on. Thank you.
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And come this way.
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And I really can be king
and shovel poo?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Don't let him touch my toothbrush.
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It's a new term,
and determined to improve
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the school's recent Ofsted rating
of "truly terrifying",
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head teacher Lesley Winkworth
has hired a new science teacher.
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Welcome to Historical Educating.
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Our project this term is the Moon.
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So who better to teach them
than one of the founders
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of the Royal Society?
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Mr Wilkins was one of the cleverest
people in the 17th century,
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so Key Stage Two science
should be no problem.
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OK, class.
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Who can tell what this is?
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Yeah? The Moon?
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Great!
And how would we get to the Moon?
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In a rocket?
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Ooh, close.
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You get there
in a flying chariot like this.
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Whoosh!
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Look out!
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But, um, bigger, obviously.
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How would we breathe?
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There is no air in space.
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No air in space?
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Hello?
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What do you think
the angels are breathing?
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Looks like we've
found our dunce.
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What's a dunce?
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I think she's answered
her own question.
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OK, so...you've got your chariot
and you're headed for the Moon.
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Now, we've packed some clothes
and some food,
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but why won't we need much?
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Yeah? Because we'll be dead already.
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HE IMITATES WRONG-ANSWER KLAXON
Not your day today, as it?
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No, the actual answer is
because we can buy anything
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we need from the moon shop
when we get there.
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What do you mean,
when we get there?
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Can I have a word with you
in my office,
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Mr Wilkins? Yeah, sure.
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Be fine, yeah. Whoosh!
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I just don't see what the problem
is with a school trip to the Moon.
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For one thing, it'll be great
for the class to meet all the people
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who live there. Wait...
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You think that there
are people living on the Moon?
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Uh, yes!
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Someone's got to feed the angels,
haven't they?
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OK, well, you'd better get on
with your trip, then!
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Great!
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I'll just take this. Yeah.
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BUZZER
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Security, can you come to
the headmaster's office, please?
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Welcome back to the show!
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Nobody went anywhere.
Oh, no, you're right.
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Nevertheless, it's quiz time!
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Come on, let's play
Who's That Space Scientist?
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MUSIC
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The prize is a chocolate doughnut.
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OK, let's play. First question.
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What can you tell me,
Dara O Briain, about Copernicus?
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Ah, Copernicus, an incredibly
important space scientist.
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Back in the 16th century,
he was the first person to propose
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that the Earth actually went
around the Sun
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rather than the other
way around. Correct. Galileo?
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Galileo confirmed what Copernicus
had done in the 17th century
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in a very controversial way.
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Correct. Mo Salah?
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He's a footballer,
he's got nothing to do with this.
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If you say so. Isaac Newton?
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Enormously important.
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Devised the first laws of gravity,
and gravity is the force
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that holds the whole
universe together.
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And for the doughnut,
what connects them all?
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Ahh, well, that's very, very easy.
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They are all incredibly important
astronomers and space scientists.
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No. Yes.
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No. No, they are.
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OK, that's the right answer,
but the answer I was looking for
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was that they were
all in a boyband.
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What?
You can have a doughnut anyway.
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That... That's not a doughnut.
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Funny. Looked like a doughnut
when it was floating past.
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SYNTHESISER PLAYS
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♪ The Earth spins round the Sun
Right round
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♪ Not the other way round
Way round, round
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♪ I'm Copernicus,
I'm the first one of us
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♪ To say the Earth spins
on an axis
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♪ Now, convincing the world
that their view's absurd
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♪ Is much more harder in practice
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♪ That our planet spins this way
and also spins that way
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♪ My critics,
they called me eccentric
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♪ But haters be hating
while I'll be creating
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♪ My model that's heliocentric
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♪ The Earth spins round the Sun
Right round
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♪ Not the other way round
Way round, round
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♪ Not in a circle Kepler found
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♪ Goes elliptically
round, round, round, round
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♪ Discovering Jupiter's four moons
refuted the formerly mooted Ptolemy
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♪ Through my telescope,
the Pope said, "Nope,
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♪ "What is this wild new astronomy?"
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♪ Tried to make me recant,
I said that I shan't
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♪ Because there was proof,
I attested
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♪ Cos that was my view
but what could I do?
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♪ It actually got me arrested
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♪ The Earth spins round the Sun
Right round
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♪ Not the other way round
Way round, round
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♪ Not in a circle Kepler found.
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♪ Goes elliptically
round, round, round, round
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♪ Don't panic,
our world is mechanical
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♪ My laws of motion all work
without flaws
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♪ I made science seem much less
trickier in my Principia
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♪ With show of force
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♪ Can't help that it's matter
of fact that all matter attracts
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♪ Let's break it down rationally
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♪ That the Sun pulls the Earth pulls
the Moon, pulls the sea, even me
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Yeah, that's gravity.
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♪ The Earth spins round the Sun
Right round
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♪ Not the other way round
Way round, round
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♪ Earth spins round the Sun, around
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♪ Not the other way round, around
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♪ Gravity keeps us on the ground
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♪ Means the Sun pulls
the Earth around... ♪
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MUSIC STOPS
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Are you looking for excitement?
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Are you not too worried
about health and safety?
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Or almost certain death?
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Boring.
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Then come on down to the banks
of Bosphorus here in Istanbul.
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Hi, I'm 17th-century rocket
scientist Legari Hasan Celebi.
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And I'm putting a rocket up
the Sultan's celebrations.
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Literally!
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That's why I'm using gunpowder
to blast someone into the air,
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high above water.
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Actual gunpowder.
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Lots of gunpowder.
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Interested in being in a rocket?
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Please be interested.
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If I can't find someone to do it,
I'll have to do it myself.
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Come on, last chance.
It will be great!
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You'll burst out of this rocket
high in the air and glide down,
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wearing home-made wings while
making a speech for the Sultan,
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and everything will be magical
and wonderful.
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Anybody?
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Fine, fine. I'll do it.
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Just light the fuse.
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FIZZING
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BOOM!
HE SHRIEKS
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HE SCREAMS
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It's worse than I imagined!
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SPUTTERING, WHISTLING
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HE SCREAMS
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It worked.
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What were the chances,
200 metres in the air
253
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and I wasn't blown to bits?!
Ha-ha-ha!
254
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I am the first to achieve
human flight using rockets!
255
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,880
Never doubted for a second.
256
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,080
That may have been the first
successful manned rocket flight,
257
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,600
but just 300 years later,
we Americans...
258
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,880
And we Russians!
259
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,240
..were building rockets that
could fly all the way to space.
260
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,600
Yeah, Soviet Russia...
261
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,880
And America.
262
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,080
..and America used space rockets
as ultimate demonstration
263
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,600
of technological superiority
264
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,480
and show who is best
boss country in whole world.
265
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,800
This was part of Cold War.
266
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,640
It was called the Cold War
because there was no fighting,
267
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:47,240
just showing off and empty
trash talk from guys like this.
268
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,400
Trash talk?
269
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,080
OK, tell me who got
into space first.
270
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,520
I don't remember.
271
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,200
I give you clue.
272
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,720
Is anagram of Roviet Sussia.
273
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:03,440
And it put the mighty Soviet Russian
Sputnik satellite into space.
274
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,240
General...
275
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:14,360
As you know, the pesky Americans
are trying to beat us into space.
276
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But fear not.
277
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,920
For I have come up with
an invention so terrifying,
278
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,840
they will be crying
into their Cola Cocas.
279
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,120
Behold...
280
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,520
..the horror that is Sputnik!
281
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,440
What is it?
282
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,720
Is satellite.
283
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,200
BEEP
That goes beep.
284
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,720
Why I want beepy satellite?
285
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,040
So that every time the jolly
Americans hear this sinister...
286
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,360
BEEP
..they will be reminded
287
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,080
of the superiority of
Russian technology.
288
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,040
And it's also quite annoying.
289
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,960
BEEPS CONTINUE
290
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,760
Hm, it is quite annoying!
291
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,600
Send beepy satellite into space.
292
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Is OK,
you can turn off now.
293
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,760
BEEPS CONTINUE
294
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,400
The off switch is...
295
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,040
BEEPS GET FASTER
Shush!
296
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,080
Switch it off!
297
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,280
HE GRUNTS
BEEPS STOP
298
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,040
OK, is off.
299
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,960
BEEPS HE SCREAMS
300
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,080
Now, this Sputnik is a PR nightmare.
301
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,320
Panicked by the successful launch
of Russian satellite Sputnik,
302
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,360
members of top-secret
military project A119,
303
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:49,000
including astrophysicist Carl Sagan,
have invited Sophie and Sebastian
304
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,440
to share some ideas,
305
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,640
so America can try to beat
the Russians at their own game.
306
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,160
I'm going to get the ball rolling.
307
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,640
I call this "ya boo to you, Russki".
308
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,040
It's simple.
309
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:05,640
We fire paint at the Moon
until it looks like this.
310
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,520
Do you have any idea how much paint
it would take to cover the Moon?
311
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,320
Three pots? More than three.
312
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,520
Six? A lot more than six, too.
313
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,080
We are just getting started.
314
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,160
How about space pool?
315
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,480
Pot that planet.
316
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,160
Word.
317
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,800
I don't think you have a sense
of how big things really are.
318
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,240
So...
319
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,680
I'm guessing the moony golf course
isn't a great idea?
320
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,920
Silent disco party.
321
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,720
These ideas are nuts.
322
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,120
OK, Dr Spongelove.
323
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,280
How about we just send a nuclear
missile to the Moon and blow it up?
324
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,160
Bam, that'll make the Russkies
sit up.
325
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,000
Wow, and I thought the
moony golf course was out there.
326
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,240
No, wait.
327
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,360
This could work...
328
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,880
Blowing up the Moon would be a great
show of strength and we could learn
329
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,960
a lot from the debris.
330
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,240
I mean, it would be a fantastic
geological survey of the Moon.
331
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,120
Won't that be massively unpopular?
332
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,200
And won't damaging the Moon
lead to the extinction
333
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,560
of life on this planet?
334
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,360
Thank you.
Don't know what came over me then.
335
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,840
Downer.
336
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,640
OK, long shot.
337
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:12,360
How about...we land some people
on the Moon.
338
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,520
That's madness!
Totally impractical.
339
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,880
I prefer the nukes. Me too.
340
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,640
General...
341
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:27,360
As you know, my last invention
was amazing success.
342
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:32,160
Annoying, scary satellite that goes
beep is making Americans go crazy.
343
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,280
But now I go one better.
344
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,360
Hold on to your hats, gentlemen,
as you come face-to-face
345
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,520
with the horror that is...
346
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,400
..Ivan Ivanovich.
347
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,720
WHIRRING HE SINGS HIGH-PITCHED NOTES
348
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,160
Bom, bom, bom, bom.
349
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,320
What is it?
Is dummy cosmonaut man.
350
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:02,200
We put him in space and he float
around like scary space Action Man.
351
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,040
Is super-scary for Americans.
352
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,160
Doesn't look scary to me.
353
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,440
What does he do?
354
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,720
Well, he...
355
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,440
..sings old folk songs
356
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,920
and recites recipes for borscht.
357
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,080
CLICK RUSSIAN FOLK SONG PLAYS
358
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,480
No, no, no.
359
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,200
That isn't correct
amount of potato.
360
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,000
This borscht will be
bland and flavourless.
361
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Oh, so...
362
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,960
By making Americans doubt
their silly little taste buds,
363
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,480
we will encourage them
to doubt their government
364
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,280
and whole concept of
Western democracy.
365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,520
Whooo.
366
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,600
It is good idea. Send into space.
367
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,240
Whooo, so scary.
368
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,360
Whooo.
369
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,760
Just one more thing.
370
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,400
Say "whooo" again
and I will send you with it.
371
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,560
OK.
372
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,400
So I'm... I'll see you later.
373
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,720
Yes, that dummy was sent into space.
374
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,720
As were dogs, reptiles,
mice and guinea pigs.
375
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:08,160
Wow, that's a lot of brave animals
going into space there, Dara.
376
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,760
I'd blast an animal into space,
you know that?
377
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,320
Small one, smelly one,
when that rhymes with "hat".
378
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,000
That's funny, I don't see
any cats round here.
379
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,920
Seemingly, Ivan Ivanovich isn't
the only dummy we have here.
380
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,720
Oh, wait a minute.
Was all that thing about...?
381
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,160
Was that me? Ah, I'm only kidding!
382
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,800
Ah, no! Don't tickle me,
don't tickle me, don't tickle me!
383
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,000
Ahhh... Now I've weed.
384
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
After the fake men
were sent into space,
385
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,040
the Russians, of course,
sent a real man.
386
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,040
Yuri Gagarin became the first
human being to orbit the Earth.
387
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,520
I bet everyone was dead impressed!
388
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,600
Well, yeah.
389
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,160
The Americans weren't too happy,
and Yuri's dad wasn't either.
390
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,080
Well, that's a bit mean.
391
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,560
TV: And so, the biggest crowd since
the end of World War II gather
392
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,560
to salute Gagarin.
393
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,600
His family must be so proud!
394
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,360
Hello!
395
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,240
It's me, Yuri!
396
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,480
I am Russian hero!
397
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,480
I went into space!
398
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,720
Whatever.
People are dancing in the street.
399
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,440
Why they dance?
400
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,440
Well, because up until now,
no-one has been into space.
401
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,000
But now someone has!
402
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,960
Me, Yuri, your son!
403
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,200
So what?
404
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,200
They send dog into space.
405
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,480
Well, space dog
didn't come back, did he?
406
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,960
He still up in atmosphere!
407
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,240
So the dog has more stamina
than you.
408
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,520
Typical!
Can't you just be proud of me?
409
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,520
Mum!
410
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,000
What is it, darling?
411
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,160
Can you tell Daddy
to be proud of me, please?
412
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,280
Alexei, be proud of your son.
Thank you, Mummy.
413
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,920
He is the first man
to land on the Moon!
414
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,400
No, I didn't land on the Moon.
415
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,000
Well, you are the first man
to go to the Moon?
416
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,360
We didn't really go to the Moon.
417
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,640
Then you're the first man
to do spacewalk.
418
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,960
No, no, I didn't do that either.
419
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,480
What did you do?
420
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,360
Just went into space.
421
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,040
But the doggy already
done that, Yuri.
422
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,760
Hello. I am Russian cosmonaut
Valentina Tereshkova.
423
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,720
In 1963, I was first woman
ever to go into space,
424
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,440
travelling around the Earth
48 times in 70 hours.
425
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,000
But what happened when I returned
to my mother country?
426
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,040
Did I...
427
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,200
The answer is B.
428
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,000
Yes, I got married.
429
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,600
Russian leaders say I should
marry cosmonaut Andriyan Nikolayev.
430
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,760
So we have big space wedding.
431
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,280
Not in actual space.
432
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,720
It is very hard to throw
bouquet in space.
433
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,200
It just floats away.
434
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,560
And so does your husband.
435
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,760
The Soviet Russians were way ahead
436
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,600
of our American Apollo space
programme,
437
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,600
and we needed to up our game.
438
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,760
So we invested in some
incredibly powerful computers
439
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,000
that could calculate the complicated
mathematics needed
440
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,320
to get manned rockets
to the Moon and back.
441
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,720
But these computers were kind
of different to the ones
442
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,960
you're thinking of.
443
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,960
When you're planning
to put a man on the Moon,
444
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:25,280
you need a computer that can do
high-speed complex calculations
445
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,600
and precise rocket trajectories.
446
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,360
You need the latest technology
from NASA.
447
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,280
Just ask the experts.
448
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,920
Hi, Buzz Aldrin, astronaut.
449
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,840
We rocket-jockeys don't know
much about computers,
450
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,400
but this is one computer I trust.
451
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,160
And I know the future when I see it.
452
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,640
ALARM
453
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,320
The future of computers is now.
454
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,120
The future is...
455
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,200
Welcome to me.
456
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,480
Katherine Johnson.
457
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,160
NASA computer.
458
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,640
Tell Buzz if he uses these settings,
he's going to hit the Sun.
459
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,520
Sorry, where do I plug in
the keyboard?
460
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,960
I'm not that kind of computer.
461
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,720
Computer is my job title.
462
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,400
So you don't work out complex
algorithms and baffling calculations
463
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,760
at super-high speeds?
464
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,160
Well, I guess I am
that kind of computer!
465
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,480
Great!
So where do I plug in the keyboard?
466
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,680
The iKatherine Johnson.
467
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,320
Putting the person
in personal computing.
468
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,480
Don't you even think about it!
469
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,000
Houston, this is Apollo 10.
We are now orbiting the Moon
470
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,720
with a distance of
8.4 nautical miles.
471
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,480
Commander, the instruments
are picking something up.
472
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,400
It's... It's pretty close by.
473
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,080
What? An asteroid?
474
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,680
No, this thing is made
of organic matter.
475
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,720
Guys, it's ten feet away.
476
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,320
I can't see it, where is it?
477
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,840
Eight feet!
I've sealed all the airlocks!
478
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,920
Five feet!
479
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,520
Guys, I don't want to worry you,
but it's inside the ship.
480
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,720
I don't want to die!
481
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,760
Sensors are reading
high levels of carbon,
482
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,920
water and sweetcorn!
483
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,120
I have a visual!
484
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,560
What is it, Captain Cernan?
485
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,640
It's a number two, sir.
486
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,800
This is no time
to talk in code, Cernan!
487
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,440
It's a...
488
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,520
..brown dwarf.
489
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,320
A poopernova.
490
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,080
Sticky space invader!
491
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,520
It's a big poo!
492
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,160
Get it away from me!
493
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,560
Apollo 10, is everything OK?
494
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,920
Houston, we have a problem.
495
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,960
There's a...
496
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,600
..a poo-poo floating
in the cockpit.
497
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,520
I think there's a problem
with the communication system.
498
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,000
It sounded like you said there's
a poo-poo floating in the cockpit.
499
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,600
No, no, that's what I said!
500
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,240
Someone clearly left the hatch
on their spacesuit open.
501
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,320
Don't blow it here!
502
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,440
Well, you're on your own
with that, Apollo 10.
503
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,600
There's nothing we can do
about that from here!
504
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,880
OK, Young.
505
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,760
Catch it in a napkin.
506
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,360
Why me? I didn't do it.
507
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,920
Doesn't look like
one of mine.
508
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,840
Young, this is an order.
509
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,680
Well done, Young.
510
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:28,080
That was one small poo for man,
one giant catch for mankind.
511
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,440
Definitely one for
the captain's log, sir.
512
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,560
It was the next Apollo mission,
Apollo 11, that was the first
513
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,120
to finally land people on the Moon
514
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,440
on the 20th of July, 1969.
515
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,720
530 million people watched
as Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
516
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,760
walked on the Moon
and became superstars.
517
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,040
But there was a third astronaut
on the mission, Michael Collins,
518
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,600
who stayed on the spacecraft.
519
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,000
Thankfully, this was before
social media was a thing.
520
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:06,320
Hey, guys, welcome
to Spacebook live,
521
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:12,320
from the capsule on the Apollo 11
mission to land a man on the Moon!
522
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,120
Loving your comments.
Keep them coming.
523
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,800
"Love you, Neil Armstrong"?
524
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,000
I'm not Neil.
525
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,320
Guys, I'm not
Buzz Aldrin either.
526
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,760
It's me!
527
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,920
Michael Collins!
528
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,640
The other astronaut,
with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.
529
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,600
Well, not with them.
530
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,920
So, Neil and Buzz have
gone off to the Moon
531
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:42,760
and they're the first people
on the Moon, but I am... Whoops.
532
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:48,640
I am the first to wait
in orbit...
533
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,800
..all by himself...
534
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,880
..to collect two people
from the Moon.
535
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,320
So, which would you
rather do?
536
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,920
Am I right?
537
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,680
Thanks, big love to all
the fans out there.
538
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,040
Thanks for all
the follows.
539
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,480
Hashtag Apollo 11.
540
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,600
Remember the names.
541
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,120
Neil Armstrong,
Buzz Aldrin and me,
542
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,160
Michael...
543
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,680
Hey, Dara, did you know that we rats
were experts in rocket power too?
544
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,960
I did not know that.
In what way do you...?
545
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,640
HE BREAKS WIND
546
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,280
Nearly had lift-off with that one.
547
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:32,040
Oh. That is what we in astronomy
call a gas giant!
548
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,280
Gastrophysics is
a pet hobby of mine.
549
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,400
So, Dara, in the end,
who do you think won the space race?
550
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,720
Was it America or Soviet Russia?
551
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,080
They both achieved so much,
and, along the way,
552
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,680
Russia had all the firsts.
553
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,880
But there was only really
one big prize
554
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,680
and that was to land on the Moon.
555
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,680
And, in fact, both the US
President Kennedy and his Russian
556
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,400
counterpart Khrushchev poured
fortunes into achieving this aim.
557
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,360
But there was only going
to be one winner.
558
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,800
Many years ago, the great
British explorer George Mallory,
559
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:08,120
who would later die on Everest,
was asked why he wanted to climb it.
560
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,800
He said, "Because it is there."
561
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,440
Now, space is there.
562
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,960
And we're going to climb it.
563
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,760
Well, not climb it,
unless there is some kind of...
564
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,680
..space ladder.
565
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,640
Is there a space ladder?
No, not yet, sir.
566
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,640
No, apparently there
is not a space ladder.
567
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,040
So we're going to fly to the Moon -
because it is there.
568
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,400
But we'd better do it quick,
569
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,560
because the Russians have
noticed it's there too.
570
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,120
♪ Come fly with me
571
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,160
♪ It's the key to the arms race
572
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,720
♪ To win the Cold War
we need to be the first in space
573
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,000
♪ There's knowledge to be gained,
that's the main desire we nurse
574
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,200
♪ Ha, you're rushing into space
but we Russians got there first
575
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,680
♪ Our plans all went kaput-nik
576
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,880
♪ When you pulled that Sputnik
577
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,560
♪ Wheeze
578
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,680
♪ So I vowed to beat you, chump
579
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,880
♪ To that lunar lump of
580
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,520
♪ Cheese
581
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,600
♪ Flying to the Moon
582
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,320
♪ Who cares about the cost?
583
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,280
♪ All that matters now is
584
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,360
♪ If I win, that means he's lost
585
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,880
♪ Our man Gagarin first in space,
super-fly
586
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,000
♪ Victorious
More like furious
587
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,760
♪ Was he a spaceman or a spy?
588
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,280
♪ And Voskhod was good,
we were the first to walk in space
589
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,760
♪ But Gemini was better,
put us back in first place
590
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,680
♪ Then Christmas '68, our Apollo 8
591
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,040
♪ Around the Moon did whiz
592
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,880
♪ You call that a triumph?
Not exactly rocket science
593
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,040
♪ Well, yes, it is
594
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,600
♪ Flying to the Moon
595
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,520
♪ Won by the USA
596
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:04,680
♪ Ha, I never craved that
lunar landing anyway
597
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,600
♪ Whoa-oh
598
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,040
♪ Flying to the Moon
599
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,440
♪ Sure brings out your worst
600
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,160
♪ Billions spent
601
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,040
♪ You're just mad
cos we got there first. ♪
602
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,000
Oh, my God.
603
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,680
For Russia! Choke-hold!
604
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,360
Yargh, darn it!
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