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[Rick sighing]
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Hi.
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I'm just gonna
tell you some shit
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that I wish people told me
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about 30 years ago before...
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I ended up like this.
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So...
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Guilt.
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Come on.
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[Rick spitting]
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If you feel guilt,
don't feel bad.
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That actually means
you're, like, a good person.
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You know,
hating yourself is natural.
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You hate yourself
because you said yes
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when you meant no.
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My whole fucking life is that.
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Saying yes when I meant no,
no when I meant yes.
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Carrying around guilt.
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And that's why
psychos run the world.
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'Cause they don't give a fuck.
They don't feel guilt.
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They don't give a shit.
They'll fucking kill anybody,
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You know, and nice people,
we should be killing them
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but we don't 'cause
we can't deal with the guilt.
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Alright, and what do psychos do?
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They stay in power
by killing loud, nice people.
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Martin Luther King.
Loud. Nice.
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I know he banged a bunch of
broads, who gives a fuck?
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The guy was fucking up there,
crushing it.
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If nice people start
killing psychos, OK,
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maybe then you wouldn't have a
swirl of trash the size of Texas
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in the middle of
the fucking Pacific Ocean.
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Do we work on that? No. 'Cause
there's psychos in the world
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and all they end up doing is
trying to keep improvin' golf
equipment
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so these man-titted
fucking cunts
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can keep a ball on the fairway!
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[funky synth rock instrumental]
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[man and woman panting]
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- I'm close.
WOMAN: Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Cum wherever you want.
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- What?
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- I want you
to cum wherever you want.
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- Really?
WOMAN: Yeah, baby.
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- OK.
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I'm cumming.
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[man grunting]
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[man panting]
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[woman panting]
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- Did you just
cum on my mom?
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[man sighing]
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I want a divorce.
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Get out.
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Now.
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- You said I could...
cum wherever I want.
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- Get the fuck out, now!
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And don't you dare go
anywhere near her out there.
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[man panting]
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[romantic music]
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.Jake.
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RICK: If you mess up,
and you feel guilty,
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that means you're a good person
and just try to do better.
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Apologize and try to do better,
but don't let somebody let you--
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try to make you carry that shit
around for the rest of your
life, you know.
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Unless you took out a bus full
of old people, then, I mean,
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I don't know what to tell you
at that point, you know?
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I mean you fucked up for life.
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You should
probably kill yourself.
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[chair squeaking]
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[chair continuously squeaking]
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[eerie music]
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If you are watching this video,
I have been murdered
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by the liberal elites.
They will do any and everything
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to keep the truth from
spreading. I don't have much
time left.
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I have uncovered the epicenter
of a human trafficking ring
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led by the uber-rich
using third-party online sales.
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These sick fucks
are packaging industrial-level,
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high quality furniture
with kidnapped women
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from around the world
including our own US soil.
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The names of the furniture
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match the names of
the missing kidnapped women.
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[chair squeaking]
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Here, drink this.
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It's OK. You're safe now.
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[chair squeaking]
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[chair continuously squeaking]
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[eerie music]
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