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Oh your beauty I wish I was riding you

instead of doing Latin master Tolliver

it is a new companion for you sir coming

sir come you don't hover in the cold a

new companion sir does that please you

yes sir my rather fortunate master

Tolliver now you will no longer have to

endure my undivided attention now is

your preparation this evening now shake

hands boys shake hands distinguish

yourselves as gentlemen master Tolliver

must awake him welcome

you already know each other no sir but I

think my father knows mr. Tolliver knows

him you know very well that sworn in a

mission of sir what is this nonsense my

father hates his father he says although

as the rascals and may bother devil does

he indeed well that is no concern of

ours sir and I will not have ill will

between my pupils do you understand sir

yes sir yes sir indeed sir and our

master wake him if you'll go to the fire

whilst they take this gentleman to task

regarding other matters

this master Tolliver transcends the

bounds of all possible stupidity it is

also in a disgusting condition have you

been throwing ink at your paper

throughout the entire preparation period

fell off the pen sir you are clearly a

boy whose powers will never be developed

by means of the Latin grammar no sir no

sir

just sir I say to instill it with that

thick head sir that is the only basis of

solid instruction do you understand sir

yes all other methods of education are

mere charlatan ISM and will produce

nothing better than smackers do you wish

to be a s'matter si no sir do you wish

to be a Schmucker our master wake up no

sir no sir DD up sir but but don't like

to live a yea you are not a thoroughly

stupid lad have you no interest at all

in what you're doing no sir not at all

I see seems all faculties fail you must

tell about as soon as you're confronted

by the pages of the Eton grammar and as

to the demonstration the two given

triangles must be equal you're in a

state bordering on idiocy tell me master

Tolliver

which would you rather decline roast

beef or the Latin for it

roast beef sir ah so you have declined

roast beef I will see to it that must

awake

has your share today you will stay in

tomorrow afternoon rain or shine and do

extra Latin preparation now I will leave

you to make acquaintance on your own

before the dinner Gong know inky finger

sir gentlemen with inky fingers dine

alfresco

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how can I work if you do that I'm sure

what you're doing Goldwing if it's Latin

it might be able to help I don't want

your help

you're not gonna play nor spiteful

tricks on me I only want it to be

friends

who wants a silly hunt back as a friend

time for bed my girl just one more page

mother what you're reading lass come

come on Julie

spoil and ERISA books all the time it's

not good for see that's as far as I've

got

but a woman in the water there is a

witch when they're trying to drown

nothing there is a blacksmith no it's

really the devil

it just looks like a blacksmith hmm set

his eyes all right lord have mercy what

books the child got hold of mystery of

the devil

but Daniel before Maggie Tolliver all

right the pictures you told me you were

reading pilgrims progress

well Devils in that to bed or a whipping

a few doorless who's your mother says

good night father I'll be up to see you

shortly my girl

good night last

the only little boots braceros hmm don't

turn to trouble one day

you will see it's not good food

fellow why don't you understand some

better than pork twice her age yeah you

should get a read mrs. teen straight off

though she never told me for under I've

told you before Jeremy these books

should be hidden high enough or not to

find them they're not there woman

there's no business being clever haven't

I always said the child will learn

nothing but more mr. G from reading Oh

Sam I could be she will allege instead

of Tom the mattad be a real match for

lawyers like welcome shame on you Jeremy

tom is not stupid not stupid no but he

saw with his tongue when his spelling is

all wrong you can't abide books well

that's got a notion for outdoor things

and nothing else there never hear him

say sharp things like the little wings

you know that's true oh so quiet with

Tom over at school peaceful what will it

be like when Maggie goes away next year

uh just use to fill the outside island

at lunch hmm those are with mischief

generally huh

is he happy do you think away from home

pleased we sent him there mrs. G

sterling is a first-rate man but there's

nobody to play with

does he look Jacob's Academy had so many

friends

I'm a burnt offerings from hae oh oh

right it's right or bladder dough right

wheel

I'm sure that hurts mr. Poulter who

knows I sold you that if we could we do

ground arms instead Joey does it did you

hear me say you could stop blood no sure

let me show works good never Mac a

fighter that if you treat your weapon

like an old bone guns is for hanging

onto not for flinging away no nothing of

the sort

don't talk to me about general wolf he

does nothing but died of his wounds

that's a poor accident it if you'd seen

the wound I had learned

medicinal worried a big wound big huge

well healed in no time at all

surgeon said he'd never seen flesh like

it dukkha welliton himself in strict

privacy understand so as not to make the

others jealousy wellington says Pope

Mary said I am impressed with the

superiority of your flesh don't talk to

me of no general Wolf's just one of my

sword cuts whether cut a puny thing like

wolf in half that sword and this very

sword

did he ever cut a Frenchman's it awful

one if they grown three heads on their

shoulders this sword sharp enough to

tack him off with one twitch did you

have a gun and a bandit to and I'd like

that better I think then you could shoot

him first but and spear them after the

swords the thing when it comes to close

fighting what will you teach me our mr.

Poulter did you out loud teach me to

fight with your sword please

the sword is to every ever and that no

change

let me try I'll show you

yeah use this stick here as it sought to

stop create we'll see what you do with

the real thing when you've got some

muscles on your arms well like this

wait yeah on your slab take your reins

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Oh God oh great lumbering idiots

Tonka bellowing at me like that get off

it just speak you anything but a

carthorse I'm fit to speak to some it

better than you you deform ninny you're

no better than a girl la la la happy an

old day gets out leave me alone you

can't even do drilling with mr. Polti or

soap you get out get out wouldn't stay

after 100 guineas I'm an honest man son

and your father's a rogue everybody says

so

you're nothing but an ill-natured hog

back

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please don't hurt up it's a donkey here

we're bunnies what's this

it's partridges in a cornfield see

there's one of them and the others under

that tree flying away mrs. sterling to

teach me drawing this huh

I expect I should do it better than you

you can do it without learning I was

never taught well like this yeah I could

do doctor no she's now for dry it's easy

you just look at things a long time and

then you draw them over and over again

until you get the right I show you like

were you ever taught Latin Latin and

Greek in mathematics I can't think why

anyone wants to learn Latin

my father says it's part of the

education of a gentleman he says all

gentlemen and the same things my

father's a gentleman and he never

learned Latin expect it did but they say

he's just forgotten it oh it's too cool

to stay here I hope you were your lesson

if you like why I'm good at lesson in

Greek I remember things easily and all

about the Greeks and their battles I

could help with history too well the

Greeks great fighters I mean like Samson

well David and Goliath folks the bits I

like best in history I know of a better

Jayant local earth he had one eye in the

middle of his forehead and the hero gets

a red-hot pine tree and sticks it in his

eye

well what happens then you can read all

about it mr. Stirling as the books in

this library I don't like reading it's

much more fun of someone tell stories my

sister Maggie tell stories a lot you

have a sister yes she's just a silly

girl

not your fingers cold up here yes why

don't you do your drawing in the library

I say love your father yes of course why

don't you know yours yes my father's not

a rascal one two three and recover mr.

Pope's head no plan at all what could

you would you let me your soul to keep

why lend certainly not lad if I promise

not to take you down to be she's no do

yourself some mischief for this mr.

Poulter and if you let me keep those

sorts a week I give you this five

selling piece I only wanted to show it

to me sister Maggie she's coming to stay

on Tuesday I could tie Rami waist with

the comforter may believe that he's mine

she'll think I'm going to be a soldier

you see well now that a third if I take

that proud piece it's just to make sure

as you'll do no miss chief with the sole

oh no I won't I promise and I lied it to

mr. Stirling won't see what if he

catches you carrying it in he won't he

always keeps in his upstairs study on

Thursday afternoons

no see he's my lawyer he's not up to the

laws where you come in and what does a

very particular thing is distilling very

particular sure sir you've come pick it

up with a pitchfork it's plain enough

what's the rights and wrongs water a

river is a river and if you love mill we

only want what at attorneys common-sense

sir it's no use telling me that these

new dikes and irrigations won't eat you

the middle

well if that's what people don't wake up

Josh will put tongue to it mine by and

see we doesn't make some sense of each

I'm sorry to see you so cut out mr.

Tolliver but I feel bound to tell you

that it may be some years before Tom can

help you in these matters

is he stupid no no on the contrary there

is sharp but only in things not academic

the winds here well masterful about here

does your sister come to stay with you

and your father must leave again at once

perhaps sir you would care to visit me

and I hope stairs study no I mr. Stilley

no come walk by and by well you look

really school agrees but I don't think I

am your father

I wish you'd ask mrs. Terry not to let

me do Euclid you CLE what's you

Cleveland oh I don't know but it brings

on the toothache I don't like you dear

father I had much more fun of the

Academy no Tommy you must do as mr.

sterling tells you he knows what's right

I'll help you you I'd like to see you

doing my lessons girls are never made to

learn locked in there too silly I know

very well what Latin is it's a language

the lots of Latin words in my dictionary

give me one then bonus it means a gift

well you're wrong miss clever because

bonus means good it can mean a gift as

well some things mean more than one

thing like Lord means grass it means the

stuff thank you well your mother only

regret if I'm not back before dark

silver come and give your father a good

battle

I've a good mind you'll miss you father

no you're welcome son easy I've seen the

volume you don't want me to be at school

with a wet come to your father

it couldn't choose his father now good

day tom you should feel sorry for the

boy because the man such a scoundrel

sorry frame not I know try not to get

too thick with you no but if he's good

to you trying to go to him and I've

always had attempt in this for wryneck

valorum Austria hell no concentrate boy

to do that I'll take you a man willing

to move trying to you oh oh you so me

better than me Ferrari I'm but Austria

no no what

tigress you imbecille what tigress it

on what tigress bull pays at pissy

on oh no enough go away take your book

back to the table must away come let's

see what you said you won't need

teaching me to play dragon seaward

father see not to get your stick win the

son of a rogue and the court would be as

bad as sire

well sir I sent you over here to work

what am I to work out sir you have 10

minutes before the dinner Gong let's

chat with your sister I think and more

application - you're letting grammar -

if you were to teach me then I could

help Tom no no you couldn't

girls can't do nothing come this here

girls can pick up a little of everything

I dare say girls have a great deal of

superficial cleverness but they never

stay long at anything girls on the holes

here are quick and shallow ha miss muddy

you

you're just quick and shallow

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stand-up and I'd write doors I say what

a surprise if this is a trick time I

shan't plague you anymore you're peeping

turn your back you must promise not to

squeal I'm found out I get 50 lines at

least can I look now

now and the Duke of Wellington oh

there's not

does the doctor god Thomas babe Bray he

didn't cry at all

I thought to misters telling he said Tom

won't be lame not permanently it would

have been very hard for him to be lame

wouldn't it so good at games

if you had a brother like me could you

love me much did you love Tom oh yes I'd

love you better not better and don't

think I could have anyone better than

Tom but I'd be very sorry for him I wish

you could be my brother to Phillip it's

so clever and you can stay at home when

tom went out and teach me things but you

leave the day after tomorrow and then

you'll forget all about me

perhaps one day we meet again when were

grown up and you won't take any notice

of me I never forget anything

I think about everybody when I'm away

from them I've been thinking about

months while I'm here he's got a

lumpiness though above Jenkins's of died

he's an ugly little dog no cares from

the Bob Jake and me could you care for

me as much as you do for mums obvious of

course I'll never forget you think

you're fonder of me than Tommy's

but I'm very unhappy I'll always think

of you and your dark eyes looking at I

don't much like people to stare at me

but I don't mind when you do it

sometimes I kissed um nobody kisses me I

shall would you like that very much

there now I shall always remember you

and I kiss you when we meet again no

edges until then right

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rest easy mattresses hey I'm not a big

tired yeah you're a good little soldier

master Tolliver we won't get an action

like you however not telling on me like

you might've take the coin back lad you

deserve it but I gave it you fair and

square and return for the sword oh no

keep it after what happened that in

fitting will you promise one day they

teach me to fight with real swords ah

one day I'll make a proper little

fighter of you know I'm not deer then

keep the coin and give it back the day I

button you with a sword so be it

my god is an order on guard sergeant

Porter

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I say check it going now

you've won it ten times over already

this year no let it hang there forever

to inspire others go be my last mr.

teller there you'll be my last yes sir

your sister said muggy just come to see

you come sir come she is wait of you in

the library

what is it what's happened it's father

Oh

the lawsuit he's lost it and he was so

sick he was gonna win how did he take it

well first it was so angry I thought he

might have a fit now he's so strange he

talks as if nothing's wrong as if

everything will be all right

poor mothers are do it saying how can

everything be all right

you have to come on with Nita mother

sent me to fetch you there look good

examinations in a week

father will need you the mail time and

anyway what were their costigan no

longer afford to let us stay at school

not know it's terrible debts to pay we

should lose everything money no Lund

everything left nothing left in world

set the clothes we stand up in

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