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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, Greg,
you got it.
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Yes.
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Can you put it
on for us?
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Not now.
Oh, please.
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Come on, give us
a sneak preview.
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Oh, okay.
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( doorbell chimes )
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BOBBY:
I'll get it.
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Oh, my son
the scholar.
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Do I look okay?
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Oh, Alice,
isn't he handsome?
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I just can't believe
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you're finishing
high school.
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Seems like only yesterday
he was just starting.
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The way I figure my age, it was.
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Yeah, and just think,
four more years
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he'll be graduating
from college.
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If I make
the grades.
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Oh, you'll make
the grades, all right.
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You're sure, huh?
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Sure, because you'll
have the incentive.
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If you don't,
we'll kill you.
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It came! It came!
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It finally came.
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What came?
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This package.
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What's in this package
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is going to make me
a million bucks.
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BOBBY:
How about that?
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CAROL:
You are going to make
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a million dollars from...
hair tonic?
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( laughing )
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it's not just
hair tonic.
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It's Neat
and Natural
Hair Tonic.
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"If you want
to look neat
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this can't
be beat."
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I've never
heard of it.
Me either.
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You can't buy it
in stores--
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only from us
independent dealers.
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Bobby, how do
you plan to make
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a million dollars
from this?
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Very simple.
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I bought each bottle
for a dollar
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and the Neat
and Natural company
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guarantees that
I can sell
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each one for
two dollars.
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So I sell all 24 bottles,
I make $24.
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I sell a million bottles,
I make a million dollars.
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I think he's been
using that stuff
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on his own head,
and it went soft.
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Bobby, how did you get involved
in something like this?
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These things are just gimmicks
to get your money.
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Not this one.
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There was a big ad
in my magazine.
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( SCOFFING ):
Going to hake a million
dollars with that junk.
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Boy, is he dumb.
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He's going
into college
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and doesn't even
know a thing
about business.
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I'm going to be
a millionaire like Bobby.
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I think that one millionaire
in the family is enough.
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Just how do you plan to make
your millions, Cindy?
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I got the idea
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passing Mr. Kirby's
pet shop.
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I'm going to raise rabbits.
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You're going
to raise rabbits?
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Sure. On account
of how they multiply.
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Cindy, I hope
you understand
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that Romeo
and Juliet
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are going to be
your responsibility.
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Don't worry, Mom.
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I'll take really
good care of them.
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I'll keep them
right up in my room.
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What about
your two sisters?
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They can stay, too.
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I was referring to
the noise and the smell.
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Don't worry. The rabbits
will get used to it.
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Cindy, I think it would be
a lot less complicated
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if we move the rabbits
onto the service porch.
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That's even a better idea.
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Do you hear that?
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You're going to get
first-floor accommodations.
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Now watch me.
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Play close attention
to my expert sales technique
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and learn.
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( doorbell rings )
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Madam, are you tired
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of you hair
being an unruly mess?
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Dry...? brittle...?
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That's not
hard to learn.
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Hey, Bobby, the sign says
"no peddlers or agents."
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Does that mean us?
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'Course not.
We're salesmen.
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( doorbell rings )
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Yes?
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Sir, would you
like to buy...?
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Can't you read, kid?
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The sign says
"No peddlers nor agents."
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Yeah, but
I'm a salesman.
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A salesman's a peddler.
Now scram.
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Hey then, sir, maybe
you could talk
to Oliver here.
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Oh, you're not
a peddler or agent?
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No, sir.
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What are you?
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I'm just
a little boy.
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What do you want?
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It's not what
we want, sir.
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It's what you want--
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a bottle of Neat
and Natural Hair Tonic.
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It keeps your hair
well-groomed all day.
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I'm a night watchman.
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I sleep all day.
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Well, it works at night, too.
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Sorry. I'm not interested.
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But, sir...
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Sir, don't you want to look
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well-groomed for your job?
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I told you,
I'm a night watchman.
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Who needs to look good
for a burglar?
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Well, if the burglar scares you
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this'll keep your hair
from standing on end.
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Not my hair.
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Bye-bye.
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Hi, honey.
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How goes the
millionaire business?
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Awful. I didn't
make a single sale.
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Well, after all, it's
only your first day.
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Yeah, and it's
also my last day.
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You don't mean
you're quitting.
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Yeah. I'm a failure.
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Bobby, you stop that.
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Listen, you know,
there's an old saying:
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"Quitters never win,
and winners never quit."
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Yeah. That's corny, mom.
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Well, it may be corny,
but it's also true.
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Listen, honey,
the great ones never quit
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no matter how rough things get.
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Now take Thomas Edison,
for instance.
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Did he quit?
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No.
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How about the
Wright Brothers--
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did they quit?
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No.
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And how about
Carl Mahakian?
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Carl Mahakian?
Never heard of him.
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That's right, because he quit.
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It's a joke.
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Anyway, I am trying
to prove a point.
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If you really believe
in something--
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if you really
want to do it--
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you've got to
hang in there.
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Boy, I wish I had as much
confidence in me as you do.
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Thanks for the advice, Mom.
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Well, it's a little big,
but you'll grow into it.
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Boy, giving me
your letterman sweater--
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I really
appreciate it, Greg.
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Well, I'm
graduating
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and you'll be
going to Westdale.
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But this letter
comes off.
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You'll have to
earn your own.
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Don't worry, I'll earn
one in some sport.
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Yeah, chasing girls.
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Hi.
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( mumbles ):
Hi.
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What's the matter
with you?
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I'm a failure-- that's
what's the matter with me.
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Bob, you're not old enough
to be a failure... yet.
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Well, I got
an early start.
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You didn't sell
any of your hair
tonic, huh?
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Not a drop.
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Cheer up.
You'll sell some.
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Are you kidding?
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I couldn't sell
a bag of peanuts
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to a starving elephant.
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Uh, Bobby, look, I been
thinking... you're right--
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I got to look
my best for graduation.
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I really need
a bottle of that stuff.
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You're just doing it
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'cause you feel
sorry for me.
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No, look--
my hair's unruly.
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It's dry and brittle.
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Right, Peter?
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It's practically a fire hazard.
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I'd like to buy
a bottle, Bobby.
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Are you sure
you're not doing it
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just out of charity?
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Would I give up
my hard-earned cash
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if I didn't
really want it?
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I guess not--
you're pretty cheap.
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Thanks.
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( laughing )
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Hey, Peter, you could use
a bottle, too, huh?
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Sorry. There's
something
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I got to do
right away.
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What?
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Leave.
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Boy, some brother.
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Oh, that'll
be two dollars.
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Oh, yeah.
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Two dollars!
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Oh, all right.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, aren't you going
to put some of that on?
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Yeah. Later.
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See, just like I thought--
you're just doing it
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because you feel
sorry for me.
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Bobby, I said
I didn't.
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Well, then,
put some on.
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Oh, okay.
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Here, I'll help you.
I can do it myself.
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I want to give you
free customer service.
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Uh, Bobby, I can
do it myself.
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I just want to make
sure it's done right.
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Don't worry,
I'll do it right.
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That's not enough.
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I want you
to be an example
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for the whole
neighborhood to see.
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Bobby, not so much!
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It's all right.
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Don't worry
about using too much.
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You know where
you can always get more.
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Use this stuff twice a day
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and you'll be Mr. Cool
of Westdale High.
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This stuff is...
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Hey, Bobby, what's
the towel for?
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It's, uh... good for
your hair follicles.
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See you later.
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Where you going?
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( door slams )
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Oh, no!
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Orange!
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Tomorrow's graduation,
and I got... orange hair!
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Hey, Greg, what
are you doing
down there?
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I want Bobby--
I'm going to clobber him.
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( laughing ):
Do you know your
hair's orange?
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( Growls )
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what happened?
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Bobby's hair tonic.
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You're sure going to be a
standout student at graduation.
261
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:03,829
Very funny.
262
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,915
( laughing )
263
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,005
Has either
of you seen Bobby?
264
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,593
Greg, what happened
to your hair?
265
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,095
Bobby's hair tonic.
266
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,763
Bobby's
hair tonic?
267
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,432
You mean you
actually bought
some of that junk?
268
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,768
Only because I felt
kind of sorry for him.
269
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,478
Now I really feel sorry
for him,
270
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,939
because he's about
to have a fatal accident.
271
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,774
Greg, do you want
to borrow this
272
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,275
for your graduation?
273
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,027
It'll match your hair.
274
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,700
My assistant has
to help me feed them
275
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,076
and keep
their cage clean.
276
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,202
You want the job?
277
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,495
How much
does it pay?
278
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,580
Ten cents for each
baby rabbit I sell.
279
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,666
Boy, I'd make a lot of money
280
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,253
except I already have a job
as Bobby's assistant.
281
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,714
Have you seen Bobby?
282
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:55,756
No.
283
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,050
Ooh, what happened to your hair?
284
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,635
This junk.
285
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,847
Ooh, I'm going tear him
limb from limb when I find him.
286
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,890
I think I'll be your assistant.
287
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,518
Bobby doesn't have
much of a future now.
288
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,229
Okay, you feed Romeo
and I'll feed Juliet.
289
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,441
All right, now,
which one is which?
290
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,192
Gee, I'm not sure.
291
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,570
Well, how's everything
going in Bunnyland?
292
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,738
Not so good.
293
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,448
We can't figure out
which one's Romeo
294
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,741
and which
one's Juliet.
295
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,117
Well, Juliet's the fat one.
296
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,744
She's the one who's
going to have the babies.
297
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,287
But they're
both fat.
298
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,539
Maybe they're both
going to have babies!
299
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,750
No, I doubt that.
300
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,834
Well, why?
301
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,335
Well... um...
302
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,255
Romeos don't have babies.
303
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,381
Why not?
304
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,467
Well, um...
305
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,887
I'll explain it to you
after dinner, Oliver, okay?
306
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,680
You know
something, Cindy?
307
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,140
What?
308
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,560
I think your mom has a problem
about discussing sex.
309
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:55,816
( humming )
310
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,695
what are you
doing there?
311
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,821
Hiding from Greg.
312
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,114
Why?
313
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,824
You don't know?
314
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,159
Know what?
315
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,702
He's planning
to eliminate
316
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,412
one of your
dependents-- me!
317
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,914
What are you
talking about?
318
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,040
GREG:
Mom!
319
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,124
Have you seen...
320
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,250
There he is.
321
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,960
Greg... oh, my goodness.
322
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,420
I don't believe...
323
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,713
Greg, wait a minute.
324
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,507
What happened to your hair?
325
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,050
This happened
to my hair.
326
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,885
Now, you
stand still!
327
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,012
No... I just don't
want to get killed.
328
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,515
Wait a minute.
Let's not have any bloodshed.
329
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,016
Yeah, especially
my blood.
330
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,059
Come here!
331
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,227
Greg, stop it!
332
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,187
What am I going
to do about my hair?
333
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,980
I don't know.
Leave your brother alone
334
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,816
and we'll try to figure
something out.
335
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,443
I knew something like this
was going to happen, Bobby.
336
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,736
Why didn't
you tell me?
337
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,738
Well... here, let me
see the bottle.
338
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,031
There's an address here.
339
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,282
Now look, why don't we call
340
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,909
the Neat and Natural
Hair Tonic company?
341
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,161
Maybe this happened to some
of their other customers.
342
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,454
Good thinking, Mom.
343
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,249
Yeah, good thinking.
I'll try information.
344
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,876
Greg, I'm
really sorry.
345
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,795
I didn't know
something like this
346
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,921
was going to happen.
347
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,714
Yeah, I guess you
couldn't know.
348
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,132
Of course not.
349
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,801
It could
have been worse.
350
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,636
I'd like to know how.
351
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,638
It could have
turned green.
352
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,973
Thanks.
353
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,975
You're real comforting.
354
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,477
I see.
355
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,523
Yeah. Thank you, operator.
356
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,360
Well, the Neat
and Natural company
357
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,945
had its phone disconnected.
358
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,364
Oh, Bobby, I knew
it was going to be
359
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,116
some sort
of shady outfit.
360
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,450
I was
really a jerk
361
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,536
to fall for
that ad in
the magazine.
362
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,414
Well, what am I going to do
about tomorrow, Mom?
363
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,665
It's graduation!
364
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,668
Well, Greg, have you
tried to wash that stuff
365
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,169
out of your hair?
366
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,089
No, I've been too busy
looking for this dumbhead.
367
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,383
So, for your sake,
it better work.
368
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,932
Oh, Bobby, you better
say your prayers.
369
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,062
It didn't work.
370
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,607
I washed it five times
and it didn't work.
371
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,026
Well, at least you got
squeaky-clean hair.
372
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,403
I bet it grows
out in six to
eight months.
373
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,529
Fantastic.
374
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,406
Now, what do I do
in the meantime?
375
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,199
Well, you could
shave your head
376
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,201
and pretend you're
a bowling ball.
377
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,828
He looks like
Lucille Ball.
378
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,706
It didn't wash
out, huh, honey?
379
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,875
If anything,
it got brighter orange.
380
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,835
Well, look I called
the Better Business Bureau
381
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,546
about that Neat
and Natural Hair
Tonic company.
382
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,923
Well, what did they say?
383
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,549
The FDA closed
them down.
384
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,968
Oh, well, now is a
great time to find out.
385
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,803
Well, there is
one consolation.
386
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,513
I mean, outside
of the color
387
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,391
it's not going
to hurt your hair
or your scalp.
388
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,851
What about graduation?!
389
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,853
I can't go out
in public like this.
390
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,979
Well, I do have
a solution.
391
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898
It might be a little
embarrassing,
392
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,107
but I think
it'll work.
393
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,859
Mother, I couldn't
possibly get
394
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,153
any more embarrassed
than I already am.
395
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,045
Mom, if anybody
sees me in here...
396
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,422
Couldn't we just
go home and do
the dye job?
397
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,424
And make it look
worse than it is?
398
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,760
No, Greg, we've got to let
a professional do it.
399
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,261
Look, wait here.
I'll see if I can
400
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,846
get him to do it
in private, okay?
401
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:13,931
Okay... hurry up.
402
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,015
All right.
403
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,980
GIRL:
I'm not sure I like
this hairstyle.
404
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,439
Gretchen, it's going
to look great
405
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,525
and it's going to look
so good with your dress.
406
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,151
There's Greg.
407
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:32,199
Greg Brady
in a beauty parlor?
408
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,250
Hi, Greg.
409
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,669
Hi, Suzie
410
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,587
Gretchen.
411
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,923
Well, what are
you doing here?
412
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,010
Getting our hair done
for graduation tonight.
413
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,803
What are you
doing here?
414
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,431
Uh... I'm just
waiting for my mother.
415
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,599
Isn't the weather
a little warm
416
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,435
to be wearing a ski hat?
417
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,605
Not if you're going skiing.
418
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,401
But there's no snow
this time of year.
419
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,279
Well, no sense waiting
till the last minute.
420
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,573
Uh, don't let me hold
you two girls up.
421
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,325
I'm sure you have more
important things to do.
422
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,161
Greg, you're
acting very strange.
423
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,246
"Weird" is
more the word.
424
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,417
Look, something's up.
425
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,210
Can you two keep a secret?
426
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,546
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
427
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,840
You see, I came in here
with my mother
428
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,925
because she has this problem...
429
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,095
are you sure you
can keep a secret?
430
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,180
Oh, sure.
431
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,306
Positive.
432
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,308
Okay...
433
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,019
GREG:
Can I trust you not
to breathe a word...?
434
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,479
Greg... Greg,
listen, they...
435
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,646
Hi, girls.
Hi.
436
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,940
Can she take care of it
in private, Mom?
437
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,443
Yes, but I thought
it was our secret.
438
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,778
Oh, don't worry.
439
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,529
Suzie and Gretchen
won't tell.
440
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,697
Oh, never!
441
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,366
Wild horses couldn't
drag it out of us.
442
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,409
Sweet.
443
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,369
See you at
graduation, girls.
444
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,412
Let's go, Mom.
445
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,705
Bye.
446
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,249
BOTH:
Bye.
447
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,044
Could you tell
that Mrs. Brady
was wearing a wig?
448
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,170
Never.
449
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,506
Who would ever think
that, underneath it
450
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,633
that poor woman's
completely bald.
451
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,471
Hi, kids. How did it
go at the pet shop?
452
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,933
Awful. Mr. Kirby
said Juliet can't
have babies.
453
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,226
What's her problem?
454
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,019
She's not a her.
He's a him.
455
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,729
That's quite
a problem.
456
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,733
Now I'm stuck
with two Romeos
and no Juliet.
457
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,069
I think you better change
their name.
458
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,946
How about Romeo and Julius?
459
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,241
Mr. Kirby won't
buy back Romeo
and Julius.
460
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,408
How come?
461
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,786
He says he has too many
rabbits already.
462
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,579
Boy, am
I a loser.
463
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,666
Quit complaining.
I'm a two-time loser.
464
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:49,086
You guys are about to see
a fortune go down the drain.
465
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,629
What are you
going to do?
466
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,173
Mom told me
to pour it all out.
467
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,758
There goes
my millions.
468
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,094
Well, that's life--
just like that
469
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,471
from Diamond Jim
to Bankrupt Bobby.
470
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,265
Sorry about that.
471
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,100
I'm bankrupt,
too, Bobby.
472
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,143
Oh, yeah?
473
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,227
How come?
474
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,937
Because
Juliet's a boy
475
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,730
and Mr. Kirby's
a fink.
476
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,650
In other words,
my rabbits can't
have babies
477
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,986
and Mr. Kirby won't
buy them back.
478
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,654
GREG:
Okay, Bobby...
479
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,115
you're off the hook.
480
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,117
Greg, your hair's
back to normal!
481
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,577
That's great!
482
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,703
Bobby!
483
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,413
Look what
you're doing!
484
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,998
I... I...
I'm really sorry.
485
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,958
I'll get a towel.
I'll dry them off.
486
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,251
Hey, look!
487
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,962
CINDY:
That stuff
turned them orange.
488
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,714
Don't worry. The tonic
won't hurt them.
489
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:34,965
Mom checked it out.
490
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,675
Yeah, but
what am I
going to do
491
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,885
with orange
rabbits?
492
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,053
Maybe mom will get
them an appointment
493
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,305
at the beauty parlor.
494
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,600
I think I've got it.
495
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,809
What?
496
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,854
The solution to our
millionaire problems!
497
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,149
This is
fantastic!
498
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,276
I knew it
would work,
you guys.
499
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,819
Bobby's
the greatest!
500
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,654
He's a financial
genius.
501
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,072
What happened?
Where'd you
get the check?
502
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,365
We sold
Cindy's rabbits
503
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,492
back to Mr. Kirby
at the pet shop.
504
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,661
I thought Mr. Kirby
had enough rabbits.
505
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,664
Enough ordinary rabbits,
but not orange ones.
506
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,833
Neat and Natural orange.
507
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,961
Don't tell me those rabbits got
into the shower with Greg.
508
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,172
I got all my
money back,
too, Mom.
509
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,506
How?
510
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,508
See, I sold the rest
of my hair tonic
to Mr. Kirby
511
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,135
so he can make
more orange rabbits.
512
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,387
It's harmless and it'll
grow out. You said so.
513
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,889
Yeah.
514
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,933
You know, I got an idea.
515
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,560
If we bought a carload
of rabbits
516
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,438
and a carload
of that hair tonic...
517
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,440
oliver, that's
a fantastic idea!
518
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,275
Bobby.
519
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,528
How could you
think of such
a stupid idea?
520
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,948
What are we going
to do with the money?
521
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,201
I know. I saw
it in an ad in
the newspaper.
522
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,869
We could make
a fortune
523
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:46,954
raising worms!
524
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,872
OLIVER:
You mean orange worms!
525
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,208
( Kids shouting excitedly )
526
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,762
Oh, Greg, we are
so proud of you
527
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:04,972
graduating
with honors.
528
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,974
Too bad your father
was out of town
529
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,141
and had to miss it.
530
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,143
I'll break out
the ice cream
and cake
531
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,311
so we can
celebrate.
532
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,396
Good idea Alice.
533
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,438
Hey, can you believe it?
534
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,731
Have you decided
535
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,608
what college
you're going
to yet?
536
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,360
No, not yet.
537
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,613
You two are just going
to have to wait and see
who gets my room.
538
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,156
I know what to do
with your room,
539
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,866
so they won't have
to fight over it.
540
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,076
What's that, Oliver?
541
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,120
Make it into a guest room.
542
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,122
Who'd be the guest?
543
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,332
Me-- Cousin Oliver.
544
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,337
Well, gosh, it was
only a suggestion.
545
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:42,759
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