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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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No fair, Bobby!
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( cheering )
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( yelling )
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GREG:
Take it out.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh!
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Never, never...
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( horn honks )
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Hey, you guys!
Look!
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( brakes squeak )
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MAN:
Mike Brady live here?
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That's right.
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Sign here.
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What am I
signing for?
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These two crates.
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PETER:
Two crates of what?
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We don't X-ray 'em, son;
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we just deliver 'em--
right?
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If you say so.
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CAROL:
What in the world
is all this?
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The man said
it's something for Dad.
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But he doesn't
know what it is.
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CINDY:
Do you know
what it is, Mom?
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I didn't order
anything that big.
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That crate is big enough
to hold a dinosaur.
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Not really.
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Most species of dinosaurs
were well over 30 feet long.
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Oliver, is there anything
you don't know?
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Yeah, what's inside
those crates.
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And we
won't know
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till we open
them up.
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I'll get a crowbar
and a hammer.
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Oh, no, Peter.
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Whatever's in those crates
belongs to your father.
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He'll open them.
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You mean we have to wait
till Dad gets home?
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Right.
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All right...
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Come on, Mike, the
suspense is killing us.
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I have already eaten
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1,100 calories' worth
of fingernails.
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Dad, don't you have any idea
what it is or who it's from?
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I'm as much
in the dark
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as the rest of you.
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BOBBY:
Hurry up, come on.
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Okay, stand back,
it's coming.
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Stand back...
There.
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Hey, a pool table.
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Wow!
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Who would send me
a pool table?
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Do you like it?
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Do I like what?
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The pool table I sent you.
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You're the one!
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Mr. Mathews, my wife
and I were up half the night
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trying to figure out
where that came from.
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You mean they didn't enclose
the note that I wrote?
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A little poem I had on it?
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I don't know what to say.
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I mean, that's
an extravagant gift.
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Well, don't be
so modest, Mike.
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After all, those plans you
drew up for the Whitley Project,
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they landed this company
a very lucrative contract
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and I just wanted to show
my appreciation, that's all.
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Oh, boy, that's
very generous.
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I'm glad to do it.
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I'm a real pool nut
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and I hope
that you are, too.
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Oh, I am.
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How did you guess
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that a pool table would
be such a perfect gift?
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Ah, well, just chalk
it up to experience.
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Yeah.
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Chalk it to ex...
That's a pool joke...
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Oh, yeah.
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That's a good pun.
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Yeah, I thought so.
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I hope your
wife shares
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your enjoyment
of the game.
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Oh yeah, my wife is crazy
about the pool table.
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She's really crazy...
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You know, I've got mine
right smack-dab
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in the middle
of the living room.
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Might not be a bad place
for yours.
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That's a thought.
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The living room?!
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Well, it was
just a thought.
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Well, I have
another thought:
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The garage,
for example.
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We ought
to do something
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to show Mr. Mathews our
appreciation for the gift.
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Like?
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Well, like inviting him
over for dinner
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for an evening of pool
on the table he gave us.
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Yeah, that would be
a very nice gesture.
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We might whip up
something special
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in honor of the pool table--
meatballs with numbers on them.
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Hey, how about
carrot sticks
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whittled down to look
like little pool cues?
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You girls keep
working on the menu
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and I'll call
Mr. Mathews.
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Hmm, looks like you're planning
a pretty fancy meal
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for Mr. and Mrs. Mathews.
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Well, after all,
Mr. Mathews is
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the president
of Dad's company.
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Presidents sure do
eat good, don't they?
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Yes. On second thought, here--
take some more money.
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( phone rings )
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Uh, wait just a minute, girls.
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Hello?
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MIKE:
Carol?
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Oh, hi, Mike.
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Carol, listen,
about this dinner on Saturday
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are you planning to serve soup?
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Yes, I am. Why?
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'Cause you better figure on
adding a little more water.
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Huh?!
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The Thompsons are coming, too.
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Mr. Mathews forgot
he had a previous engagement
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with the Thompsons,
so I said, "Look, why don't..."
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And you said,
"I'm sure Carol won't mind."
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Yeah. How'd you guess?
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'Cause that's what
you always say.
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( tires skid )
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Shh! You'll have
to park outside.
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What for?
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Cindy, you're disturbing
my concentration.
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That's what for.
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And why do you need
concentration
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to play a dumb game
like pool?
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You wouldn't think
it was so dumb
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if you knew the finer points
of the game... like I do.
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Yeah, he's terrific!
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Yeah, well, I bet
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both Peter and Greg
could beat you.
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Are you kidding?
I could beat those bums
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with one hand tied
behind my back--
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right, Oliver?
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With both hands tied
behind your back.
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So we're bums, huh?
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One lucky shot
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and suddenly
he's an expert.
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What do you say
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we clobber
the supermouth?
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Yeah, how about
a game, champ?
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Okay, let's make
it nine ball.
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That way, I can beat
you guys quicker.
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Look at him.
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Care to back up
your insanity
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with a little bet?
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Any time.
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Name it.
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How about
the loser shines
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the winner's shoes
for a month?
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Hey, now,
that's not fair.
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You guys got
four feet
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and he's
only got two.
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Don't worry
about it, Oliver.
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You're both on.
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I take half
his action.
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We'll let you break.
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Where's the rack?
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Over there.
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I warned you guys.
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Anybody can sink
a ball on the break.
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Talk about dumb luck.
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Don't worry; he'll miss.
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Yeah, but it might not
be until tomorrow.
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I got two more
pairs of dress shoes
up in my closet
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and I'd like them
shined, polished
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and returned to me
before 6:00.
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And be careful with these--
they're suede.
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We got homework
to do first.
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Yeah, and you should
be doing yours
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instead of
practicing pool.
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Who cares
about school?
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I'm going to be
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the pool champ
of the whole world.
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( fanfare playing,
audience applauding )
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( cheering )
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( echoing ):
For my first fabulous shot,
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I will hit the yellow ball
through all the red balls
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across the table
and into the side pocket.
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( applause, cheering )
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For my next shot, I will hit
the two yellow balls
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out from the middle
of the red balls
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knocking the two yellow balls
into that corner pocket.
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( applause, cheering )
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Next, in one shot, I will knock
the six yellow balls
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into the six different pockets
at the same time.
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( cheering )
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And now, I will knock
the three yellow balls
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into three different pockets
at the same time...
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...while blindfolded.
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( applause, cheering )
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I'm rich, I'm rich,
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I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich.
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I'm rich,
I'm rich, I'm rich.
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I'm rich.
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Bobby, Bobby,
wake up, wake up...
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You were dreaming.
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The next time,
don't wake me up.
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Why not?
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Thanks to you, I just
blew a million bucks.
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( sputtering )
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CAROL:
Hi, Greg.
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I just wanted to let
you know I was home.
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Oh, good.
Good night, Greg.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Listen, I don't like
to squeal
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but did you know
Bobby's out there?
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Out where?
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In the carport
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practicing pool.
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At this hour?!
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Practicing pool?!
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I tried to get him to come in
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but he wouldn't pay
any attention.
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I'll get his attention
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when he sees
what I can do
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with the other end
of a pool stick.
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( whispering ):
Bob.
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Do you know
what time it is?
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You shouldn't
be out here.
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I've got to practice
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if I'm going
to be champ.
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Bob, look--
I think it's great
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that you're practicing
so hard
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and you want to be
good at it,
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but you've got
plenty of time
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without staying up
all night.
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Plus, you've got
junior high school,
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you've got high school,
you've got college,
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and the rest of your life
to be a pool champion.
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But, Dad...
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That's it, okay?
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Well, if that's it,
264
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,248
I guess it has
to be okay.
265
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:54,588
MARCIA:
Hi.
266
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,256
Oh, hi, girls.
267
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,883
Thanks so much for going
to the market for me again.
268
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,051
That's okay.
269
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,761
Old Mr. Schultz
was happy to see us.
270
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,805
He told us to tell you
you're his favorite customer.
271
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,889
I think he loves you.
272
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:04,932
We'll put them away.
273
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,392
Oh, thanks, girls.
274
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,856
Mike, about that dinner
275
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,023
at your house
on Saturday night.
276
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,859
Oh, no problems,
Mr. Mathews.
277
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,568
I talked to Carol.
278
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,196
Boy, she's delighted at
having the Thompsons
over, too.
279
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,574
Yeah, well, thank your
little woman for me
280
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,452
but I think we'll have
to call it off, after all.
281
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,870
Well, I'm sorry.
What happened?
282
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,163
Well, it turns out
that Hank Thompson,
283
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,581
who invited
me and my wife,
284
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,707
he also invited
Joe Sinclair--
285
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,292
the fellow
from Blueprints?
286
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,835
Invited he
and his wife.
287
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,003
Oh, I see.
288
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,504
I'm sorry about that.
289
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,006
Unless, of course...
290
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,299
What's that?
291
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,092
No, no, no, it'd be
too big an imposition.
292
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,343
Just forget about it.
293
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,511
What is?
294
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,846
Asking the Sinclairs
295
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,264
to join us
for dinner.
296
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,766
No, no, it's out
of the question, Mike.
297
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,726
Just forget it.
No-- I mean it.
298
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,853
I'm dying to see that pool table
299
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,648
but too much work for Carol,
so forget it.
300
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,150
Mr. Mathews...
301
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,194
...tell Thompson
302
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,029
to bring over
the Sinclairs, too.
303
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,281
No, I don't want to hear
anything about it.
Forget it.
304
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,449
No, please,
I insist.
305
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,492
You insist?
306
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,534
I insist.
307
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,577
Oh, wonderful.
308
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,287
Thank you,
thank you, Mike.
309
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,834
Hello.
310
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,253
Oh, Mike!
311
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,509
Don't tell me.
312
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,594
Don't tell me.
313
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,762
( sighs )
314
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,430
You had to go and tell me.
315
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,725
Yeah, it'll have
to be all right, I guess.
316
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,186
Okay, bye.
317
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,815
Girls...
318
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:36,899
Don't tell me.
319
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,818
Back to the market again.
320
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,194
I think
Mr. Schultz
321
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,154
is going to
propose to you.
322
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,322
( chuckles )
323
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,910
MARCIA:
Bye-bye.
324
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,953
Bye, kids.
325
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,120
Have a good time
at the movies.
326
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,747
Marcia, you drive
carefully.
327
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,748
I will.
328
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,208
Bye-bye,
Mom.
Bye.
329
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,709
Mom, you sure Bobby
can't come with us?
330
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419
Honey, you heard
your father.
331
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,004
Bobby has a lot
of homework
332
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,089
to catch up on.
333
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,383
Uh-uh-uh, you
had your dinner.
334
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,467
( chuckles )
335
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,010
Alice... thank you.
336
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:09,265
These Swedish meatballs
smell absolutely delicious.
337
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,100
I got the recipe
from Mrs. Gonzalez.
338
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,102
Swedish meatballs
from Mrs. Gonzalez?!
339
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,395
Mmm!
340
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,480
Well, never lost a thing
in the translation.
341
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,107
( doorbell rings )
342
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,233
I'll get it, Alice.
343
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,071
Frances, it's nice
to see you.
344
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,281
Mike, nice
to see you.
345
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,407
Carol, how nice
to see you.
346
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,825
MIKE:
Hi, boss.
347
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,451
MATHEWS:
Hi there, big fellow.
How are you?
348
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,411
MIKE:
Okay. Not bad at all.
349
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,370
Well, Mathew's
the name
350
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,121
and pool is
the game.
351
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,455
Where is
it, Mike?
352
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,999
It's out back,
in the carport.
353
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,250
The carport?!
354
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,419
Well, we haven't decided
where to put it yet.
355
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,629
Besides, out there,
all the neighbors
can envy us, huh?
356
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,131
Say, that's a good idea.
357
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,675
How about a little pool
tournament before dinner, men?
358
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,136
I've got some hors d'oeuvres
ready, okay?
359
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,888
You ladies
go right ahead.
360
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,431
Mike, will you
lead the way?
361
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,682
Harry, can't
pool wait?
362
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,559
Well, I'm sure
Carol doesn't mind.
363
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,021
No, not at all.
364
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,522
Come on, fellas.
365
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,316
We can have hors d'oeuvres
out there and drinks later.
366
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,775
MATHEWS:
See you later, Frances.
367
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,614
( crickets chirping )
368
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,365
He ain't too sharp, Mike.
369
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,243
The boss hates to lose
and he's not as good
as he thinks he is.
370
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,162
Listen, don't worry,
he could beat me
371
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,205
using an umbrella
as a pool cue-- open.
372
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,626
( laughing )
373
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,961
Okay, feed the kitty.
Give me the dime.
374
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,671
He's too good
for me, fellas.
375
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,716
All right, all right,
who's the next victim, huh?
376
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,718
Well, I guess that's me,
Mr. Mathews.
377
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,346
Start digging up that dime, Joe.
378
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,475
There you go.
379
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,562
Looks like there's no
beating him, fellas.
380
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,981
Maybe Minnesota Fats
on a lucky night.
381
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,316
Next pigeon, please.
382
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,486
Joe... I'm up.
383
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,454
( sighs )
384
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,874
Good try, Mike.
385
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,544
Step aside and watch
the master drop it.
386
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,178
Watch this one and weep.
387
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,895
The winner and still
company champion.
388
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:20,938
Oh, boy.
389
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,190
Great, boss.
390
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,901
Oh, gentlemen--
my son Bob.
391
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,027
MIKE:
Bob, that's
Mr. Thompson.
392
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,320
Hi, Bob, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
393
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,947
MIKE:
Mr. Sinclair.
Hi, Bob.
394
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,740
And you remember
Mr. Mathews.
395
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,575
( chuckling ):
Yeah.
396
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,618
Hello there, Bobby.
Hi.
397
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,036
How are you?
Good to see you.
398
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,538
I'm done with
my homework.
Can I watch?
399
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,998
Yeah,
let him watch, Mike.
400
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,749
I'll show him some of
the finer points of the game.
401
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,251
How do you like
the pool table, son?
402
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,420
It's great and I'm
real good at it, too!
403
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,047
That's what I like in a boy--
self-confidence.
404
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,340
I can beat all
my friends,
405
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,633
and my older brothers
and everybody!
406
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,926
Is that so?
Well, how about taking me on?
407
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,511
I've run out
of competition around here.
408
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763
Well, I don't think my
Dad wants me to play.
409
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,973
Oh... Come on, Mike.
410
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,057
It's all right
with me.
411
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,183
Thanks, Dad.
412
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,521
Can we play nine
ball, Mr. Mathews?
413
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,689
Nine ball?
414
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,399
Hey, the kid knows
the jargon.
415
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,067
Well, you take it easy on me,
will you, son?
416
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,862
Say, to make it interesting,
how about a little bet?
417
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,739
Say, a pack
of chewing gum, huh?
418
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,073
Dad?
419
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,534
If you've got enough left
in your allowance.
420
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,660
Okay, it's a bet.
421
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,537
Go ahead,
it's your break.
422
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,719
Say, that was a fine break, kid.
423
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,808
One ball in the corner pocket.
424
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,738
( sighs )
425
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,490
Two ball in
the side pocket.
426
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,700
Two ball in
the side pocket.
427
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,965
( mumbling ):
Two ball in the side pocket.
428
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,679
Three ball
in the side pocket.
429
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,932
Three ball in
the side pocket.
430
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,648
Boy, this is fun.
431
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,942
Yeah, yeah,
this is fun, sure.
432
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,196
( exhales )
433
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,701
Mike, if that
was my kid,
434
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,495
I'd break his arm.
435
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,459
Just luck.
436
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:54,216
Eight ball in the corner pocket.
437
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,509
Oh!
438
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,846
Well, I'm sorry to
break this up, gentlemen,
439
00:18:58,887 --> 00:18:59,972
but dinner is ready.
440
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,056
Can it wait?
441
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,599
This is an
important match.
442
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,560
Harry, you can play
after dinner.
443
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,523
Oh, it's okay-- I can get
these last two shots easy.
444
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,941
Eight and nine
in the corner pocket.
445
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,026
Eight first.
446
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,956
Thanks, Mr. Mathews.
447
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,374
I really enjoyed it.
448
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,584
Yeah.
449
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,460
How many packs of gum
do I owe you?
450
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,171
Gee, I don't know.
Do you, Dad?
451
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,589
Aw, forget it,
Mr. Mathews.
452
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,757
No, no, I made a bet.
453
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,968
I... want to pay off.
454
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,096
Well, you bet on every shot
455
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,639
and you kept doubling,
right, Hank?
456
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,100
HANK:
Right.
457
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,810
Well, that makes
256 packs of gum
you owe Bobby.
458
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,604
Well, your credit's good.
Good night, everybody.
459
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,605
Good night.
460
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,732
Let's get washed up.
Yeah. Right.
461
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,066
Better see what
our wives are up to.
462
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,109
See you inside.
463
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,028
You mean
that little boy
464
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,070
beat you at pool?
465
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,280
So, I had
an off night.
466
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,990
Besides, I couldn't
concentrate
467
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,909
with all these
crickets chirping.
468
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,494
Oh, Mr. Mathews, I think
Bobby's beating you
469
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,205
was really
just pure luck.
470
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,581
Right, Mike?
471
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,082
Oh, sure,
just a fluke.
472
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,292
Oh, who am I kidding?
473
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,419
I was terrible,
the kid was great.
474
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,629
Frances, I want you
475
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,089
to telephone first thing
in the morning.
476
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,426
Find a worthwhile charity
to donate my pool table to.
477
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,594
Thank goodness.
478
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,304
Now maybe I can
get my piano
479
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,805
back in the living room.
480
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,016
Mr. Mathews,
with your permission,
481
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,309
I have an idea.
482
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,729
Let us donate this table
to a worthy charity.
483
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,149
As much as we like it
and appreciate the gift,
484
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,818
we just don't have
the room for it.
485
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,695
You know, maybe
if I practice
486
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,156
and got some pointers
from the kid...
487
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,325
Oh, that piano
would've looked
488
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,577
so perfect right
next to the sofa.
489
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,371
But I almost
beat the boy!
490
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,207
What are we waiting
for, Frances?
491
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,291
Let's eat.
492
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,417
Well, honey,
do you think
493
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,169
we'll be able to get
along without it?
494
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,505
Well, we'll just have
to muddle through.
495
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,090
Now I can get my car
in the garage.
496
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,258
Yeah.
497
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,519
Oh, no! Not again!
498
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,354
ALICE:
We just got rid of
a pool table.
499
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,355
Mrs. Brady.
500
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,356
Right.
501
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,399
MAN:
Sign here.
502
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,692
Can't you take
those back?
503
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:20,070
Afraid not.
Brady package.
504
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,781
Is this it?
505
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,033
It's not one of
those big cartons?
506
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,618
Nope.
Have a nice day.
507
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,662
Thanks.
MAN:
Let's go!
508
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,831
Alice, here's a note.
509
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,291
( chuckles )
510
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,667
What is it?
511
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,670
"Dear Bobby, here are
the 256 packages of gum
512
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,422
"you won
in our pool game.
513
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,632
"Good chewing.
Harry Mathews."
514
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,218
Now, that's really nice.
515
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,478
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