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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Brady,
take a look at this.
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My horoscope for today:
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"You will find yourself
involved in a new romance."
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It's going
to create a problem.
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Why, Alice?
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Because no one's
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got me involved
in my old romance.
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Mom! Alice!
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Ta-da! Behold
a celebrity.
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Gee, I hate
to see the kids
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come dragging
in from school
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in all that gloom.
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Don't tell me.
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You passed your driver's
education test.
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Not only did I pass
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I got the highest score
in the class.
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Oh, Marcia,
that's wonderful.
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I'm so proud of you.
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I'm proud
of me, too.
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I've got to tell
Greg the good news.
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You got to be kidding.
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I'm not kidding!
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You outscored
everybody in
Driver's Ed?
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Even the guys?
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Now, that's a typical
male chauvinist reaction.
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You're prejudiced
against women drivers.
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No, I'm not.
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Not as long as
they stay off
the roads.
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Boy, are you
prejudiced.
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It's not prejudice.
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It's just that men
are naturally superior drivers.
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Would you like to
back that statement up
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with a bet,
Mr. Male Chauvinist?
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Anytime.
Okay.
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I'll bet you that
I get a higher score
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on my driver's license
exam than you got.
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You're funnier
than Lucille Ball.
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What do you want to bet?
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Well, the loser
does the winner's
household chores
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for a whole month.
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Well, I'll say this:
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you'll be
the prettiest trashman
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in the neighborhood.
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And you'll look cute
in an apron.
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I'll beat you easy.
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Okay, we've got a bet.
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And no backing out--
a whole month.
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Well, Mike,
how'd she do?
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She going to be
a great driver?
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Hey, Dad, can
I borrow the car?
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I'm late for
a date.
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Answers to questions
one and two: great, honey.
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Answer to
question three:
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Ask Marcia.
She's got the keys.
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Oh-oh. Did you leave
the fenders
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on the car,
woman driver?
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Dad says I did great.
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And just what
have you got
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against women
drivers, young man?
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No offense, Mom,
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but it's an
established fact
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that men are
better drivers.
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They're always
in control.
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Women are
too emotional.
Right, Dad?
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Listen, it so happens
that your mother
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and your sister
are excellent drivers.
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Right.
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Boy, marriage
really takes
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all the nerve
out of a guy.
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Get out of here.
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See you later.
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What's in it?
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You'll find out,
it's good.
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Have a good day.
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Good luck on your
debate today, Jan.
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Thank you.
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Do I look
okay, Mom?
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Oh, sweetheart,
you look lovely.
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Now, don't be nervous
about a thing.
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Who's nervous?
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I am.
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Don't worry.
I put something
in your lunch
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that every debater can use.
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What?
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Bologna.
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When I get
my driver's license
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I can drive you
to school.
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Yeah. That'll be super.
I can't wait
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till I get my
driver's license.
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It won't be that long.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, Mom.
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I'll clobber 'em.
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Uh, look, Liz, I'll have
to call you back, okay?
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Bye.
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You don't have
to tell me.
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Your team
lost the debate.
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I lost it for them.
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Me, personally.
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You think you're so hot
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on wheels, Marcia...
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how about sweetening our bet
a little?
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The loser does the winner's
chores for six months.
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Six months?
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Unless you're afraid of losing,
of course.
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Who's afraid?
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It's a bet.
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( laughs )
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A sucker bet.
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I'll show him,
Alice.
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Women can be better
drivers than men.
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Men are egotistical,
arrogant, smug
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and conceited.
Right, Alice?
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Right.
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Just don't quote me
to Sam on that.
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That Greg with
his superior male attitude.
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I'll trade problems
with you anytime.
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You just lost
one debate-- big deal.
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It was to me.
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Resolved: now,
you can sit there
full of self-pity
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or you can be mature
and do something about it.
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Pick a side.
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I don't want to pick a side.
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Jan, you were just scared
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because it was your first
face-to-face debate.
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And boy, did I ever lose face.
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But now that you know
what to expect,
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you're past the problem.
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You make it sound easy.
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It is.
's all up here.
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Just psych yourself up
before your next debate
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and you've got it made.
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If only I could.
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You can.
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Money-back guarantee.
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Can you give me
a better guarantee?
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You know what money's worth
these days.
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Well, today
is the big day.
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Yeah, we got
a doubleheader going.
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Listen, I predict Marcia's going
to pass her driver's test
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with flying colors.
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Right. And I predict
that Jan's going
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to do just great
in today's debate.
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And I predict that you two
are great predictors.
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MARCIA:
Hi, Alice.
Hi.
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GREG:
Morning.
Morning.
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Now, remember what
I said about
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psyching
yourself up, Jan.
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Yeah, but I'm still
nervous.
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Oh, relax,
Jan.
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Women can't be
great at everything,
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but they make
wonderful debaters.
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Oh!
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Listen, do you mind
if I offer you
a suggestion?
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Oh, I'll take any
advice I can get, Dad.
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There is a famous
old story about a man
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who had to get up
and speak
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in front of some
very important people.
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He was petrified.
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I'm with him.
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Yeah, but a friend gave him
some advice, says,
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"Look, when you get up
in front of those VIPs,
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you picture them sitting
there in their underwear."
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In their underwear?
Yeah.
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Oh, Mike, is that true?
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Sure, it is.
Worked like a charm, too.
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Because it made him realize
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that his audience
was only human.
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I mean, you can't be
very frightening
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in your underwear.
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Oh, I don't know.
You should see me in mine.
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I'll remember that,
Dad. Thanks. Bye-bye.
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Good.
Bye, honey.
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Marcia, you going to meet
your father after school?
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Yeah, Dad's going
to drive me
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to the Department
of Motor Vehicles
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and then I'm going
to drive him home
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with my new license.
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Then we'll have
another driver
in the family.
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And then you start
doing my chores.
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No way,
Mr. Man driver.
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Oh-oh.
Bye-bye.
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No fighting.
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You feel okay, honey?
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Terrific, Dad.
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Especially after
scoring 98 points
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on the written exam.
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That's four points better
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than Greg got.
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Good girl.
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MAN:
How are you, sir?
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Pretty good, thank you.
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Good.
Marcia Brady.
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Yes, sir.
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All set, Miss Brady?
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You can start
the car now.
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Uh, not until you
fasten your seat belt.
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Oh, yes.
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All right, Miss Brady,
you can start the car now.
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Start the car,
please, Miss Brady.
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You nervous, Miss?
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Turn the ignition on,
please.
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( starts engine )
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( gears grind )
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( tires squeal )
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( static on radio )
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Hey, look,
they're here!
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Marcia, we've been waiting.
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Yeah. Take us
for a ride.
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Not now, kids.
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But she promised
to drive us
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when she got
her license.
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By then, I'll be
too old to drive.
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What's wrong with her?
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Well, she did what
a lot of other
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new drivers
have done.
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You mean she already
got a ticket?
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I've never been
so humiliated in my whole life.
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I froze at the wheel.
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I'm sorry, Marcia.
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But I'm sure
that next time...
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I'd rather hitchhike
through life
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than go through
that again.
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Well, you actually
found your way home
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from your
driver's exam.
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Hey, how'd you do?
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Okay, so you
won the bet.
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Go ahead,
make jokes,
rub it in!
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Hey, I was
just teasing you.
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What happened?
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Women.
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Mom, Dad,
can we say something?
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About what?
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About Marcia's problem.
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Yeah. See, we've got
some fantastic ideas
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on how to handle it.
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Good. How would
you handle it?
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Well, if she
were my daughter
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I'd make her
write out 500 times
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00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,821
"I flunked
the driver's test."
265
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:59,742
Yeah, well, that...
that's a thought.
266
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,327
And if she
were my daughter
267
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,205
I'd stop her allowance
for a whole year.
268
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,499
If you should flunk
your driving test,
269
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,502
is that what you would
like me to do with you?
270
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,546
Come on, Cindy.
271
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,423
Let's think
of something else.
272
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,552
Mrs. Brady, do you figure that
273
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:19,762
Marcia will be
joining you for dinner
274
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,555
or shall I fix up
a tray for her room?
275
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,767
Maybe you better
make that two
trays, Alice.
276
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,435
Two trays?
277
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,020
Depending on how
Jan does today
278
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,271
in her big debate.
279
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,065
Just to be on the safe side,
280
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,692
why don't we move
the dining room table
281
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:33,693
up into the girls' room?
282
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,153
( laughs )
283
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,906
Alice.
284
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,908
Oh, Mom, Dad.
285
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,992
CAROL:
What?
286
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,160
We won the debate.
287
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,704
I really clobbered
my opponent.
288
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,329
Great.
That's great.
289
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,832
First, I psyched myself up
like Marcia said,
290
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,750
and then your idea
really worked, Dad.
291
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,502
When I imagined the audience
292
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,546
and all the teachers there
in their underwear
293
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,548
I could hardly
keep from laughing.
294
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,175
You should see my principal
in boxer shorts.
295
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,094
( laughing )
296
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,178
( laughing )
297
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,388
Well, I'm glad it helped.
298
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,765
How did Marcia's
driver's test go?
299
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,393
I'm afraid it
didn't go as well
as your debate, honey.
300
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,186
Darn.
301
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,406
Hi.
302
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,449
Hi.
303
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,159
I heard about
what happened.
304
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,869
I'd rather not
talk about it.
305
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,412
How'd your
debate go?
306
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,414
Fine, thanks to you.
307
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,623
Yeah.
308
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,375
Oh, I am really great.
309
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,170
Resolved: you can sit there
full of self-pity
310
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,337
or you can be mature
311
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,839
and do something
about it.
312
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,674
Pick a side.
313
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,134
Jan, I don't want
to pick a side,
314
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,428
and stop throwing
my own words at me.
315
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,554
Well, they happened
to be good words.
316
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,847
You were just scared
317
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,891
because it was
your first try.
318
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,144
Well, from now on I'm going
to be a devout pedestrian.
319
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,813
You can dish it out
but you can't take it, huh?
320
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,023
What's that
supposed to mean?
321
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,733
Well, at least
I had the courage
322
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,693
to try your advice,
and Dad's, too--
323
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,862
about the audience
in their underwear?
324
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,281
Well, my situation's
different
325
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,532
and it's maybe even worse.
326
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,617
Why?
327
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,869
Because it happened to me!
328
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,043
Greg?
329
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,294
Yeah, come in.
330
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,378
About our bet.
331
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,963
Look, forget
about that.
332
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,132
It was just a fun bet,
that's all.
333
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,967
No, I lost
334
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,970
and I have to do your
house chores for six months.
335
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,388
How about a new bet?
336
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,141
I'm going to take
my driver's exam again.
337
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,811
Just pass the test,
that's enough.
338
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,103
( chuckles )
No bets.
339
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,439
It's too much pressure
for a girl.
340
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,274
Are you chicken,
Gregory?
341
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,777
Me? Chicken?
342
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,112
The loser does
the winner's chores
343
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,405
for a whole year.
344
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,369
Marcia, sit down.
345
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,330
I think you're having
a dizzy spell.
346
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,706
Is it a bet or not?
347
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,751
And this time I'm going
to beat your exam score.
348
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,212
Okay, woman driver,
it's a bet.
349
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,145
Well, she's all
yours, honey.
350
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,897
Just relax
and try to remember
351
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:17,940
all the things
we talked about, okay?
352
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,900
I'll be fine, Dad.
All right.
353
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,193
MAN:
How are you today, sir?
354
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,862
Once we got out of the garage
355
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,446
it was all right.
Dad!
356
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:29,285
Well, I hope you're better
prepared this time, Miss Brady.
357
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,786
Yes, sir.
I think I am.
358
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,163
Well, let's find out
for sure.
359
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,041
And my seat belt is fastened
360
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,377
so you can start the car now.
361
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,920
Yes, sir.
362
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,095
Start the car, please.
363
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,434
( laughing )
364
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,314
Something funny,
Miss Brady?
365
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,649
If you only knew.
366
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,320
( engine starts )
367
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,247
Congratulations.
368
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,832
A temporary
driver's license.
369
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,125
What kind of a score
did you get?
370
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,209
92.
371
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,753
Four points less
than I got.
372
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,796
But I got a 98
on the written exam.
373
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,423
Four points
higher than you.
374
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,342
So you both
scored 190.
375
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,843
Well, I guess
that sort of
376
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,511
cancels our bet,
doesn't it?
377
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,179
You lucked out.
378
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,139
I don't think it was luck.
Marcia's a good driver.
379
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:33,974
I just wish we could
380
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,267
settle this some way.
381
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,936
I'd prove I'm as good
a driver as you are.
382
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,187
That'll be the day.
383
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,230
You'd fold
under pressure like before.
384
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,691
Maybe there is a way
we can settle this.
385
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,692
I'd love that.
386
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,735
Me, too. How?
387
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,819
Truck driver style.
388
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,446
They have a contest
every year
389
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,822
to find
the best driver, right?
390
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,324
I saw it on television.
391
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,533
So did I. They set up
392
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,410
regular obstacle courses
for the drivers.
393
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,329
We can make
one of our own.
394
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,011
MIKE:
Yeah, that's good.
395
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,890
Okay. All right,
everybody.
396
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,266
Now, the parking lot's empty
397
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,435
so there's no problem
with other cars.
398
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,645
Now, the idea is
399
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,730
to drive through
the obstacle course
400
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,816
without hitting
any of the pylons.
401
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,193
Whoever hits the least wins,
right?
402
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:26,944
Right.
403
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,445
Suppose we end up
404
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,780
in another tie?
405
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,865
Your father already
thought of that.
406
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,409
After you complete
the course,
407
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,536
keep on going
until you get
to that pylon.
408
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,540
Now, if you're tied,
409
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,000
the one who stops
closest to it
410
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,543
without touching it,
wins.
411
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,378
We could
still be tied.
412
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,045
Dreamer.
413
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,007
Hey, Dad, how if someone
barely touches that pylon?
414
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,842
Your father already
thought of that, too.
415
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,886
Yeah, the truck drivers' contest
has an electronic beeper.
416
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,013
We have something
417
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,723
a little more
primitive. Alice?
418
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,850
( clucking )
419
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,685
( laughing )
420
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,020
Okay.
421
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,521
Now...
422
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,359
anyone who knocks the egg
off the pylon is a loser.
423
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,863
Okay, here she goes.
424
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,614
Good luck. Okay.
425
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,575
There you go.
426
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,826
You'll need it.
427
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,077
Atta girl.
428
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,294
Good.
429
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,551
MIKE:
Good!
430
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,352
She's doing
good. Look!
431
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,271
She is.
432
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,881
PETER:
Oh!
433
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,341
( girls cheering )
434
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,388
Oh, here she comes.
435
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,723
PETER:
She's always had good luck.
436
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,517
Come on, honey.
437
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,811
( all chattering )
438
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,398
MIKE:
Hey!
439
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,441
CAROL:
Oh!
440
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,026
( cheering )
441
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,236
CAROL:
Now it's your turn.
442
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,237
MIKE:
All right!
443
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,030
Fantastic!
444
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,949
Here we go.
445
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,492
How close is she?
446
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,660
An inch and a half.
447
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,953
( laughs )
terrific.
448
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,163
An inch
and a half?
449
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,790
Talk about lucky.
450
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,415
Yeah.
451
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,584
Do you think you can get
any closer than that?
452
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,045
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
453
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:50,921
You'll show her.
454
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,922
Yeah.
455
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,507
Your turn, Greg.
456
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,717
Right.
457
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,013
CAROL:
Oh!
458
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,015
( all chattering )
459
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,397
CAROL:
Oh, go!
460
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,982
Careful!
461
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,358
( all yelling )
462
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,820
BOBBY:
Oh, be quiet.
463
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,925
( excited chattering )
464
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,941
( thinking ):
Got to get closer
465
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,610
than an inch and a half.
Got to win.
466
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,236
I've got to beat Marcia.
467
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,581
I got to do it. I got to.
468
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,541
( engine revs, honking )
469
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,168
MARCIA:
Ha! I won!
470
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,502
( laughter )
471
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,137
Greg, you can forget
about the bet.
472
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,889
You don't have
to do my chores.
473
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,015
I lost.
474
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,516
I'll pay.
475
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,060
The important thing
is that
476
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,811
we're both good,
safe drivers
477
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,647
not who
knocked off the egg.
478
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:32,773
Yeah, sure.
479
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,068
You don't have
to say it.
480
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,612
This time I folded
under pressure.
481
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,990
Well, it can happen
to anybody.
482
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,075
Excuse me.
483
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,952
Could I say
a few words?
484
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:45,577
Somebody
around here
485
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,246
owes me an egg.
486
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,174
Peter, will you
be our judge?
487
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,175
For what?
488
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,593
Bobby and I made a bet
489
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,679
on who's the best
bike rider.
490
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,180
What did you bet?
491
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,848
Same thing as
Greg and Marcia.
492
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,184
Person who comes
closest to the stop line
493
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,519
without going over,
wins.
494
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,312
And the loser
has to do
495
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,357
the winner's chores
for a whole year.
496
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,277
Well, first, you better
look at something, Bobby.
497
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,629
Be too easy to beat
a dumb old girl, anyway.
498
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,214
Chicken.
499
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:54,313
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