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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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You're sure that's
Greg Brady's sister?
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Positive.
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Good-looking
chick, huh?
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Yeah. It's too bad
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she goes to
the wrong school.
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Really.
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Well, here goes.
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( sighs )
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Uh, hey, Romeo,
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let's not let her good
looks fake you out, now.
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Hey, no way.
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You know my heart belongs
to Fairview High.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Mind if I give
you a hand?
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Hey, you're
from Fairview.
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Yeah. I guess I'm
the last guy in the world
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that should be putting
up a sign like this.
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Then why are you?
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Some things are just more
important than school rivalry--
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like your name, for instance.
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Marcia Brady.
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Jerry Rogers.
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Hey, you're
the quarterback
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for the Fairview team.
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I'm afraid so, yeah.
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Wow, what a coincidence.
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My brother Greg plays halfback
for Westdale.
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No kidding?
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We knocked heads
in last year's game.
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Well, I guess I'd
better be getting
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the rest of these
posters put up.
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No, I guess we
better be getting
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the rest of these
posters put up.
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But you're the enemy.
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A friendly enemy.
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Success.
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That gal
doesn't know it,
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but she's going
to help her brother
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blow the league
championship-- to us.
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If the ball carrier's
heading straight at you,
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always keep your eye
on his belt buckle.
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Why?
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'Cause that's
where his center of gravity is.
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If you're watching
his feet or his head,
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he'll fake you out every time.
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Let's try it again.
Yeah.
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Okay, you ready?
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Yeah.
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Hey, we're really
getting good.
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PETER:
Clobbered him.
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What's the matter,
Greg?
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Marcia's got
to be kidding.
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BOBBY:
Who is he?
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PETER:
A fink.
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How do you know?
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He's wearing
a Fairview sweater.
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Hi, Greg.
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Thank you for letting
me take you home.
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Thank you for helping me
with the signs.
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Can I see you again?
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Sure.
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Great.
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I'll keep in touch.
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( sighs )
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I assume you know who he is.
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Mm-hmm, Jerry Rogers,
quarterback and dreamy.
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Dreamy?
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I may even let him
take me out.
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Marcia, are
you kidding?
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Jerry is
the opposition.
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He may be
your opposition...
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( sighs )
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but he's certainly
not mine.
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( knock on door )
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MARCIA:
Come in.
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I'm in.
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Hey, those
belong to me.
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You mean they did
belong to you.
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But I'm supposed to finish
putting them up tomorrow.
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We don't need any
help from a traitor.
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Traitor?
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I'm as loyal
to Westdale as anybody.
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You mean loyal
to Jerry Rogers.
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That's ridiculous.
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Besides, you don't
even go to Westdale yet.
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I will next year.
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And when Westdale finds out
my sister's a double agent,
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they might not
even let me in.
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You're impossible!
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Imagine, hearing
from Tank Gates
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after all these years.
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Yeah, I bet they
named him Tank
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because his head's
shaped like a turret.
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No, they nicknamed him Tank
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because he mowed down
the opposition like one.
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Oh.
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And as for his looks,
well, every girl on campus
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just turned to jelly
when he passed by.
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Including you?
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No.
Good.
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Me he didn't pass by.
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We sort of
went together
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in my senior year
at Westdale.
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Sort of or did?
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What's the difference?
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Y... well, d... there's
a great deal of difference
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because "sort of"
means "sort of"
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and "did"
means "did."
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( chuckles )
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Well, anyway,
that was a long time ago.
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You're going to love
meeting Tank tomorrow.
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Oh... sure. I'm just
counting the seconds.
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You better get
another bunch
of bYoanas, Alice.
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I didn't realize that.
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YOUNG MAN:
Hey, Jerry.
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See you later.
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How's it going with
that Brady chick?
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Stop worrying,
would you?
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I'm not about to fumble.
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Yeah, but the game's
this Saturday.
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We gotta have
Westdale's playbook
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no later
than Thursday.
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We'll have it sooner.
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I'm seeing her
this afternoon.
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Oh, yeah? Great.
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You're some operator.
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I was really
surprised
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when you picked
me up at school.
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What happened to your
football practice?
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I just ran 90 yards
for a touchdown
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and kept
right on going.
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Don't I get some
kind of a reward
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for driving you home?
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Well, uh, what did
you have in mind?
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I'll settle
for a cold drink.
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( giggles ):
Come on in.
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Hi, kids.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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This is
Jerry Rogers.
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Bobby, and
this is Cindy.
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You're right, Marcia--
he is gorgeous.
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I hope Westdale whips the pants
off you guys Saturday.
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Bobby.
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Come on,
Jerry.
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Let's go
into the house.
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That wasn't
very polite of you.
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Cindy, he's
the opposition.
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He's also Marcia's friend.
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He's a Fairview fink.
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All you boys think about
is football.
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Love is a lot more important.
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How do you know?
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You never played either one.
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( bang )
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Uh, have a seat.
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Thanks.
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Um, would you like
some lemonade?
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Great, if it's not
too much trouble.
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Oh, not at all.
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I'll be back
in a minute.
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Make yourself
at home.
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This is a great house
you have here.
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Do all you kids have
your own room?
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I wish
we did.
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Greg's
the only one.
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He fixed over
the attic for himself.
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Yeah?
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That's a great idea.
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I ought to do something
like that to our attic.
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Do you suppose I could take
a look at Greg's room
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just to get some ideas?
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Well, maybe sometime.
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Great.
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Be right
there.
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No rush.
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That's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard of!
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Well, I'm sorry, but it
just happens to be true.
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Jerry Rogers wouldn't
stoop that low!
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All right, why would Bobby
say it if he didn't see it?
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He only thought that he tried
to steal your playbook.
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He doesn't have any real proof.
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My eyes are my proof.
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They saw him try to take it.
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You're just prejudiced
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because he's
such a great quarterback.
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Well, I could be
such a great quarterback, too,
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if I had
the other team's playbook.
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Look, it sounds to me like
Bobby's telling the truth,
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but I'm willing to give
Jerry a fair shake.
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How?
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By giving him
another chance
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to try and steal
my playbook.
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He didn't try to steal
your playbook!
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GREG:
All right, then you have
nothing to worry about.
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In fact, if he's innocent,
we'll even apologize. Right?
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Right.
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Okay, it's a deal.
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Get ready to apologize.
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You mean you'd better
get ready to find
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a new creep
to go out with!
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Oh, yeah?
It takes one to know one.
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Then you two
should be really
happy together.
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( groans )
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Honey, how would
you like to buy me
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a new dress
for my birthday?
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Well, since your birthday's
several months away,
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I'd love to.
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Good. I'm wearing it.
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Do you like it?
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Ooh, I like it.
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It was on sale.
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Yeah, I like it even better.
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Um, what's the occasion?
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Well, honey, you know
I needed a new dress
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and with Tank coming over,
I thought...
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That's for Tank?
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No, silly,
it's for you.
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Yeah, that dress sure
makes me look good.
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Happy birthday, Twinkles.
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Hey, how would you guys like
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to help me plot
"Operation Wipeout"?
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Operation Wipeout?
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What do
you mean?
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Well, I told Marcia
I'd give Jerry another chance
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to try and steal my playbook.
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But if he does steal it,
Fairview will clobber us, right?
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Yeah.
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So I came up with an idea.
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Two playbooks?
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This one's a phony.
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We'll make it
full of fake plays.
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If Jerry steals it, Fairview'd
be running around in circles.
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Right.
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You guys would rout them.
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Can't you just see
those Fairview freaks
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trying to defend
against our plays
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when they're not our plays?
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Listen, you read me the plays
out of this real playbook
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and I'll switch them right here
in this phony one.
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( doorbell rings )
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Twinkles!
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No, I'm Mike.
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Right.
265
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,074
I'm Dave Gates.
266
00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,367
Glad to meet you.
267
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:00,785
Thank you.
268
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,746
Well, Carol's told me
a lot about you.
269
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,623
Aw, not everything,
I hope.
270
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,832
Where is she?
271
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,751
Where's my Twinkles?
272
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,628
She's right here.
273
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,213
Twinkles!
274
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,547
( chuckling )
275
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,840
Hi, Tank.
276
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,594
Come here, you gorgeous
hunk of woman!
277
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,347
Tank, put me down!
278
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,641
Oh, you're
as wild as ever.
279
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,685
And you're
as pretty as ever.
280
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,520
No, no, you're prettier.
281
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,773
Boy, did you
luck out, fella.
282
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,651
My mother thinks
she didn't do too badly either.
283
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,069
Yeah, yeah...
284
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,987
Bet you're just
dying to know
285
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,782
what I've been doing
since high school, right?
286
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,866
Well, yes,
Tank, I...
287
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,201
Went right
to college
288
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,161
and guess who
made all-American.
289
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,163
Why don't you take
a stab in the dark, honey?
290
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,083
You know me, Twinkles,
I don't like to brag,
291
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,044
but, after college,
I went into pro football
292
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,839
and made all-pro
three years in a row.
293
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,007
Yes, I noticed it
in the paper.
294
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,718
Wasn't hard
to do, was it?
295
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,511
I was in them
all the time.
296
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,846
( Tank chuckling )
297
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,514
Did you ever
play ball, Mack?
298
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,559
Mike. Um, I played some ball.
Not football, but...
299
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,144
I didn't figure you did.
300
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,937
CAROL:
We have a son
301
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,981
who plays football
at Westdale, Tank.
302
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,941
You have a son that old?
303
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:18,571
Why, you look like you could
be in high school yourself.
304
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,989
( chuckling )
305
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,741
Did you hear that, Mike?
306
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,492
Me still in high school?
307
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,119
I heard it.
308
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,329
Listen, that's the reason
I'm in town--
309
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,999
for the biggie between
Westdale and Fairview.
310
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,376
Just don't get a chance
to get here anymore.
311
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,670
How did we get
so lucky this time?
312
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,298
Look what I dug up, Tank--
313
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,049
our old Westdale Annual.
314
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,468
Oh...
315
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,928
( chortling )
316
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,890
What's the next play?
317
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,726
T-28: Quarterback
pitchout to
the strong side.
318
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,728
Simple. We'll
just reverse it.
319
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,104
Now it'll be T-28:
320
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,148
Quarterback pitchout
to the weak side.
321
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,983
Boy, are they going
to be surprised
322
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,443
when the ball
goes one way
323
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,819
and Fairview
goes the other.
324
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,321
Right.
325
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,574
( groans )
326
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,119
Sorry, Alice.
327
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,746
Did you
want something?
328
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,539
Yeah, to be traded
right after dinner,
329
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,707
which is going
to be ready pretty soon
330
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,917
so get cleaned up.
331
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,126
Okay.
332
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,836
Think fast.
333
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,756
Well, that does it.
334
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,132
Now all I have to do
335
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,926
is give this
phony playbook to Marcia
336
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,928
and have her invite
Jerry over tomorrow.
337
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,930
You sure
he'll take it?
338
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,432
Will a rat take cheese?
339
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:35,564
I was just beautiful.
340
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,733
And here's
the old Tanker...
341
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,654
and here I am as
student body president.
342
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,280
CAROL:
Oh, look. There I am
in the drama...
343
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,865
Son of a gun! Here I am
344
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,785
scoring a touchdown
against Fairview that year.
345
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,247
Do you remember
all those touchdowns
I scored, Twinkles?
346
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,873
Well...
347
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,500
I scored so many points
348
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,335
I can't remember
the total.
349
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,879
Hey! I remember
that touchdown now.
350
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,756
Let me show you
how it worked.
351
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,925
Well, Tank,
I don't think...
352
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,593
Now, this is the picture.
353
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,679
We only have time
for one play
354
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,306
and we're still
75 yards from pay dirt.
355
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,684
Fairview's expecting a long pass
356
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,437
so they drop back into
a five-three-two-one defense.
357
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,981
So I look over
the defense
358
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,066
and you know
what play I call?
359
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,901
I call...
360
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,152
The old Statue of Liberty.
361
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:26,490
Yeah, the old Statue
of Liberty play.
362
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,868
Well, anyway, we break
out of the huddle.
363
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,786
I come up
to the line.
364
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,538
Here, let me show you.
365
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,832
You two be
the defensive unit.
366
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,543
Yeah, you are a little
fragile, aren't you?
367
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,252
Right.
368
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:44,925
Now, this is our line: Jackson,
Metzger, Cyril-- a rock.
369
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,761
Metzger snaps the ball
back to Lefkowitz.
370
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:51,056
Lefty fades back like
he's going to throw a long one
371
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,101
and that's when the old Tanker
comes flying by
372
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,436
and grabs the ball!
373
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,937
The crowd went wild!
374
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:57,813
He gives him a leg.
375
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,523
He takes it away.
376
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,568
He reverses his field
and it goes against the grain.
377
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,030
He gives them a right stringer,
he gives them a left stringer.
378
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,573
He was poetry in motion.
379
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,825
And then he runs
for the big save!
380
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,495
And the rest
is history.
381
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,372
You're a legend
in your own time.
382
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,540
No, not yet.
383
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,667
I still have to make
the extra point.
384
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,960
Uh...
385
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,879
I certainly wouldn't want
to miss that one.
386
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,839
But I fool them again, see?
387
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,676
I made them think I'm going
to run for the extra point.
388
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:32,139
Suddenly I stop, step back
and drop-kick the ball...
389
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,807
( crash )
390
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,392
Oh!
391
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:39,188
Sorry. Guess I got carried away.
392
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,981
Oh, don't
worry about it.
393
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,983
Just a rare
tropical fern.
394
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,777
But you'll be glad to know
395
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,821
the drop-kick went
right through the goalposts.
396
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,074
Great. Really great.
397
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,284
Yeah, great.
398
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,204
Even then,
I was bigger than life.
399
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,834
You're really
going to go through
400
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,044
with Greg's plan?
401
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,545
Jerry's on his way over.
402
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,756
What if he does steal
Greg's playbook?
403
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,299
I don't think
he will, Cindy.
404
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,842
Because he's honest
405
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,386
or because
he told you
406
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,888
your eyes are like
Faye Dunaway's?
407
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,434
We'll soon find out.
408
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,644
Put them down.
409
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:20,980
Here.
410
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,064
Good luck.
411
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,232
Okay.
412
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,779
Cindy, go on.
413
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,989
Why?
414
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,157
Cindy.
415
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,951
Oh, all right.
416
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,706
Hi.
417
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,832
Hi.
418
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,375
I'm glad you
could come over.
419
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,169
You know, we must have
ESP going on between us
420
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,422
because I was just
going to call you.
421
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,965
( giggling ):
Good.
422
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,967
Can I get you
a cold drink?
423
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,552
Sure.
424
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,846
How about some of
that great lemonade?
425
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,972
Okay.
426
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,937
I guess you're
really excited
about the big game.
427
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,355
You better believe it.
428
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,065
Greg's really up for it, too.
429
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,027
I'll bet. Means
the league championship.
430
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,030
I hope you won't mind
if I root for Westdale.
431
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,241
Wouldn't have it
any other way.
432
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,501
Oh, am I a goof artist.
433
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,045
Coach called
a special session
434
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,254
for team photographs.
435
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,006
I completely forgot.
436
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,175
Can I take a rain check
on that lemonade?
437
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,801
Sure.
438
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,261
I hope you understand.
439
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,515
I understand
perfectly.
440
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,192
Hey, boys.
441
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:48,650
BOYS:
Hi, Dad.
442
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,070
Hey, Dad, want
to win a bundle?
443
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,238
Bet on Greg's team
to clobber Fairview.
444
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,199
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, I hear
445
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,451
you pulled a fast
one on Fairview.
446
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,495
You mean on that
freak Jerry Rogers.
447
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,788
Yeah.
448
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,247
MIKE:
No, I mean
on Fairview.
449
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,124
Don't you see
you're operating
450
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,459
on Jerry Rogers'
level now?
451
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,502
What do you mean?
452
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,253
Well, look, he stole
your playbook
453
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,005
and, if it had
been the real one,
454
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,132
his team could win
dishonestly, right?
455
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,759
Right.
456
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,677
MIKE:
Okay, now Westdale
can win dishonestly
457
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,597
because the
playbook is a fake.
458
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,308
I never thought
of it that way.
459
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,768
Me either.
460
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,770
Ditto.
461
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,313
Well, boys, it
just seems to me
462
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,566
that a victory
is only going
to mean something
463
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,236
if Westdale
beats Fairview
in an honest game.
464
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,113
Hmm?
465
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,990
And I'll bet your coach
would agree, too.
466
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,164
( phone rings )
467
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,040
Hello.
468
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,834
Hi, Jerry. Greg Brady.
469
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,002
Oh... hi, Greg.
470
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,004
What's up?
471
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,257
Look, I'm calling about
that playbook you swiped.
472
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,260
Are you kidding?
Me swipe your playbook?
473
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,303
I'm just trying
to do you a favor, Jerry.
474
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,264
Some favor, calling me a crook.
475
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,058
Let me put it this way--
the book's a fake.
476
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,810
I made up every play in it.
477
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,228
I said I didn't take it.
478
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,189
But even if I did,
why would you be telling me?
479
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,150
Because it's not fair
to your team.
480
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,609
Look, man, the book's a phony.
481
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,153
You're the phony, Greg.
482
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,238
But thanks for the phone call.
483
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,205
( crowd cheering )
484
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:33,797
Alice, that was
485
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,465
the best ball game
I've ever seen!
486
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,508
Westdale
killed them.
487
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,593
20 to seven.
488
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,635
Marvelous!
489
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,220
BOBBY:
They clobbered them.
490
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:40,846
MARCIA:
Jerry Rogers didn't
even finish the game.
491
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,557
The coach benched him
in the first quarter
492
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,892
when he found out about
that phony playbook.
493
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:45,642
We won fair and square.
494
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,643
Right.
495
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,562
Wait till you see
496
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,772
what we're going
to have for dessert.
497
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,858
GREG:
I'm ready for that.
498
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,527
We're going to celebrate
the big victory.
499
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,198
( all cheering )
500
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,949
Oh, Alice,
that is beautiful.
501
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,368
Hey, Alice,
what if Westdale had lost?
502
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,413
Oh, that's simple,
Mr. Brady.
503
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,458
CAROL:
There she goes again.
504
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,752
We would have settled...
505
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,378
for this.
506
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,589
( laughter )
507
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,901
Hi, Twinkles.
508
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,152
Oh, hi, Tank.
509
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,820
Mike, look who's here.
510
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,739
I just stopped by
to say so long.
511
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,907
I got to get going.
512
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,407
Hi, Tank.
513
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,077
Sorry I missed you
at the game.
514
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,454
That son of yours is not
a bad halfback, Mack.
515
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,789
That's Mike.
516
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,916
It must have
really made you happy
517
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,085
when your old alma mater
won the biggie, huh, Tank?
518
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,294
Are you kidding?
519
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,088
That stupid game
cost me 100 bucks.
520
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,130
Westdale won.
521
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,465
Yeah, but I heard a rumor
522
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,759
that Fairview got ahold
of Westdale's plays.
523
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,469
I figured I had me a sure thing.
524
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,348
You mean you bet against
your own alma mater?
525
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:10,435
Come on-- loyalty's one thing,
a buck's another.
526
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,604
Well, so long,
Twinkles.
527
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,856
It's been great
seeing you.
528
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,067
You, too, Mack.
529
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,527
That's Mike!
530
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,948
Can you imagine him
531
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,449
betting against
his own school?
532
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,535
I can imagine him
doing most anything.
533
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,744
He's got some nerve!
534
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,370
What a phony!
535
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,330
That's your hero you're
talking about, Twinkles.
536
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,874
Oh, you know I was
just needling you.
537
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,668
He never was
my kind of guy.
538
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,128
What is your
kind of guy?
539
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,630
The kind of guy
you are, Mike.
540
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,633
That's Mack, and
I'm poetry in motion.
541
00:21:56,523 --> 00:22:00,068
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