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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi, Pete.
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Struck out again, huh?
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I'll be as old as you
before I find a job.
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Why don't you become
a brain surgeon?
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They make lots of loot.
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( chuckles )
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Hang in there.
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Something's bound
to turn up.
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But I need a stereo
tape deck
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with four speakers
right now.
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MARCIA:
Hey!
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Wait till you hear
what just happened.
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What?
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On the way
to the library
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I was passing
Haskell's Ice Cream Hut
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and Mr. Haskell was putting up
a sign in the window:
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"Help wanted, part-time."
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Wow! Thanks, Marcia.
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I better get
right down there.
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MARCIA:
It's too late.
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What?
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The job's
already taken.
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By who?
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Me.
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You?
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Sure.
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Isn't anybody going
to congratulate me?
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I will, but I wouldn't count
too heavily on peter.
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Why?
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I've been looking
for a job all week.
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I'm sorry, Pete.
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I just happened to be
in the right place
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at the right time.
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Yeah, sure.
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There's Jan.
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Jan!
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Wait till I tell her
the great news.
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I don't get it.
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I wore out a pair
of bike tires
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looking for a job
all over town
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and one falls
right in her lap.
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Some people
get all the luck.
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( crashing )
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What are you two doing
with my shoes?
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We're polishing them.
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Why?
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To show you how much
we appreciate you.
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This wouldn't have anything
to do with my new job, would it?
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What new job?
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We don't know anything
about Marcia having a new job,
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do we, Cindy?
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No.
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Oh, it's going
to be very exciting.
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You see, I get to work
in a hardware store.
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Hardware store?
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We thought you
were working in
an ice cream parlor.
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Didn't know anything
about it, huh?
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Well, we might have
heard a rumor.
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And if you think we're
polishing your shoes
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just for
free ice cream...
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You're
absolutely right.
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Hi.
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Hi. Come on in.
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Thanks, but I just
stopped by for a minute.
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Oh, okay.
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Hi.
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Hi. Listen,
about tomorrow--
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do you want to meet me
at the tennis court
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or should I pick you up?
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I'm sorry, Jeff.
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I'll have
to break our date.
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Tomorrow I start a new job
at Haskell's Ice Cream Hut.
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Yeah? But I reserved
a court and everything.
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I'm just as disappointed
as you are,
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but you know what they say--
business before pleasure.
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Yeah, that's
what they say.
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Look, why don't you
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make a reservation for us
to play some night?
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I get off work at 6:00.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll be in touch.
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Okay. Good-bye.
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Boy, am I famished.
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That little bag
of vegetables last night
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didn't go very far.
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Alice, Mr. Brady
is famished.
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Breakfast coming
right up.
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I will have my eggs
lightly basted.
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Breakfast is served,
Mr. Brady.
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What's that?
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Breakfast.
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Dry toast and coffee?
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It isn't enough to keep
a hummingbird alive.
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It is if the hummingbird
has willpower.
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Ah-ah-ah!
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Cream is a no-no.
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Well, that figures.
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And jam is
a double no-no.
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Is there anything around here
that's a yes-yes?
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I would settle
for a maybe-maybe.
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What's this?
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Lunch.
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Since when do I take my lunch
to work?
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Since you stepped on that scale.
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An apple, two crackers
and a little piece of cheese?
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That's a full ounce of cheese.
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How did I get into this?
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You and your big, fat willpower.
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Here you are.
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We can get cones this
big anyplace in town.
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You only paid
for a single scoop.
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Yes, but we're relatives.
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Marcia, look at
those skimpy cones.
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That's no way
to treat the family.
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Let me have them.
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Give me the cones.
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Here, I'll take care
of them.
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There...
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maybe a little
more... there.
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Maybe a little more.
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There.
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Here you are, kids.
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Live a little.
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Thanks.
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From now on, you get
all our business.
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Uh, kids, why don't you try
a seat at the table?
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For you.
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Compliments
of the house.
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No, thanks, Mr. Haskell.
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I'm... on a diet.
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It's my newest creation:
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Pineapple-raspberry
rhapsody.
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Use your willpower, Alice.
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Come on. One spoonful.
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You'll love it.
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Remember your diet, Alice.
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Remember your hips, Alice.
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I'll wait for
you kids outside.
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How's the job hunting?
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Zero.
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I've devoted nine years
of my life to education
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and all I'm qualified to do
is fill out job applications.
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I don't know what's
got into this broom.
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20 years ago,
it swept by itself.
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It glided, it skipped.
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Mr. Haskell, maybe
it's not the broom.
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You're here morning,
noon and night.
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Why don't you slow down
a little?
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Marcia,
in the ice cream business,
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when you slow down, you melt.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I should take
afternoons off-- find a hobby.
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That's a good idea.
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So where am I going to find
a helper as good as you?
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Well, I know someone
very much like me
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and he does need a job.
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Someone close to you?
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Close enough to be my brother.
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In fact, it is my brother.
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Good.
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If one Brady is good,
then two are better.
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Effective immediately, you're in
charge of the afternoon shift.
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Me?
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Thanks.
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Well, here goes my first
afternoon off in 20 years.
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I'm going to relax,
even if it kills me.
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Marcia, you're the greatest,
most fantastic sister
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a guy ever had.
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Thanks, but let's
not overdo it.
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No, I'm serious.
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You're super.
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You're making it possible
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for me to get
that new stereo tape deck.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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Aren't you going to finish
wiping the rest of the counter?
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Sure. Right after
I take an ice cream break.
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Peter, what do you
think you're doing?
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Who looks under tables?
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I do.
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Be my guest.
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Feet up.
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That's right, Kevin.
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I'm a real working man now.
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You ought to try it
sometime.
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Peter, you've been on
that phone all afternoon.
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Uh-huh.
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Come on.
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We've got work to do.
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I can't cut Kevin off
right in the middle.
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It wouldn't be polite.
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What were you saying,
Kevin?
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Now look, I am not kidding.
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Get off that phone now.
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Got to go, Kevin.
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Okay, I'll see you.
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What's the big hassle?
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You and your goofing off.
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Now how about helping me
dust some of these shelves?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Just don't get so shook.
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I'll get on it
right away.
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Just as soon as I make
one more phone call.
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Thank you.
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( crowd cheering over radio )
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We want a touchdown!
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We want a touchdown!
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We want a touchdown!
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We want a touchdown!
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Hey, what did you do that for?
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There's two minutes to go, and
my team's on the one-yard line.
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Peter Brady, you're fired.
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Fired?!
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Fired!
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( crowd cheering on radio )
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For no reason at all,
from right out of left field,
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she fired me.
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What a rotten
thing to do
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to your own brother.
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That's what you get
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when you give
small people power.
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They can't handle it.
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MARCIA:
Are you going to be in there
all night?
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Dictator!
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You brainwashed Bobby.
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No, I didn't;
I told him the truth.
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You fired me 'cause
you're power-hungry.
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I fired you because you're lazy
and you deserved it.
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You know what you are?
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A company stooge!
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What's the use?
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Okay, run away from the truth,
you Captain Bligh dictator.
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00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,088
And you're a capital "G"
goof-off!
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All right, you two kids,
cool it.
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Marcia gave me
a raw deal.
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In other words,
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you did everything
you were supposed to do?
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I sure did.
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00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,347
Well, I would've
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as soon as I got around to it.
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Sooner or later.
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00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,319
Okay, so I'm
not perfect.
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You can say
that again.
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00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:21,449
Peter, it seems to me
you took advantage of Marcia
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because she's your relative;
true or false?
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Well...
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00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,913
True or false?
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00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:31,667
True?
268
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,461
Well, all right then,
what would you have done
269
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,795
if the situation were reversed?
270
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,382
I guess I'd have
kicked me out, too.
271
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,305
I apologize,
Captain Bligh.
272
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,015
Okay,
Capital "G" Goof-off.
273
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,727
Hey, I just
thought of something.
274
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,562
I put in three days of work.
275
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,732
Wonder if I could collect
unemployment insurance.
276
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,525
( laughing incredulously )
277
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,277
I don't believe it.
278
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,361
Hello?
279
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,404
Listen, Marsh.
280
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,113
Hi, Jeff.
281
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:04,241
There's a great rock concert
at the park on Saturday.
282
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,619
I thought maybe you'd like
to catch it with me.
283
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,913
Well, I'm sorry,
but I have to work.
284
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,707
Oh, well, we can get together
Sunday and do something.
285
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,709
I'm really sorry,
but I don't see how.
286
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,420
After working all week, I'm
going to have to do my homework
287
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,880
and shampoo my hair and...
288
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,590
Yeah, yeah, I get the message.
289
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,258
Business before pleasure.
290
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,968
See you around.
291
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,053
Bye.
292
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,221
( click )
293
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,394
Sorry my brother didn't
work out, Mr. Haskell.
294
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,771
Listen, Marcia, not everybody
295
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,564
is suited
for the ice cream business.
296
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:39,235
Mr. Haskell, would you take
a chance on another Brady?
297
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,694
Another brother?
298
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,946
No, a sister.
299
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,448
You mean the little one
I met in here?
300
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,075
No. This one's
older.
301
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:50,246
Well, they say this is
a woman's world now.
302
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,539
Thanks, Mr. Haskell.
303
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,623
And don't worry.
304
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,416
We women won't
let you down.
305
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,428
She's a very good worker,
Marcia.
306
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,138
I told you,
Mr. Haskell.
307
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,266
They say golf is
a very relaxing game.
308
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,768
I think I'll go out
and relax 18 holes worth.
309
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,853
Enjoy yourself.
310
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:14,937
Thank you.
311
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,105
And don't worry.
312
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,815
Just leave it
to us Brady girls.
313
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,899
See you later, Mr. Haskell.
314
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,067
Bye.
Bye-bye.
315
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,409
What should I do next?
316
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,369
Uh... memorize
all 29 flavors.
317
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,787
I already did that.
318
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,872
What else?
319
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,790
Have some ice cream.
320
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,126
I came here to work,
not eat.
321
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,212
Boy, your name sure isn't Peter.
322
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,342
Thank you.
Come again.
323
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,188
( mixer whirring )
324
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:16,248
Marcia, you really picked us
a winner this time.
325
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,460
Yes, sir.
Jan's fantastic.
326
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,506
Aw, come on, Alice.
327
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,717
We don't care.
Let us see.
328
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,262
Hey, congratulations,
you lost four pounds!
329
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,681
Well, thanks to Mr. Brady
and willpower.
330
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,016
Okay, your turn.
331
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,810
Well, I'm sure I've lost
at least five.
332
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,521
Whoops. You gained
three pounds.
333
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,356
That's impossible.
334
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,815
No secret
eating, huh?
335
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:42,858
Not a calorie.
336
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,818
Your scale is out of kilter.
337
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,570
Ow, you're stepping
on my foot!
338
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,114
That's 'cause you're
stepping on my scale.
339
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,366
Come on.
340
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,450
Oh, no.
341
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,285
( shouting )
342
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,454
Oh, Alice, Alice!
343
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,916
May I help you?
344
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,084
Yes, please.
345
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,463
Hi, Marcia.
346
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,923
Hi, Jeff.
347
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:10,386
We'd like, um, two Lovers'
Delight specials.
348
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,263
Two Lovers' Delights.
349
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,475
Oh, could you hurry that up,
please?
350
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,435
We're going to a drive-in movie.
351
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,363
Two Lovers' Delights.
352
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,531
The nerve of him.
353
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,824
I couldn't care less.
354
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,324
Who needs him?
355
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,536
He can go out
with anybody he wants.
356
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,537
Then why are
you so upset?
357
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,246
Who's upset?
358
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,000
Just because he happens to be
fickle doesn't upset me.
359
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,669
You would think he'd have
better taste, though.
360
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,504
I think she's
kind of pretty.
361
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,297
Only in sort of
an obvious way.
362
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,591
She's practically
sitting in his lap!
363
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,850
Two Lovers' Delights.
364
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,857
Here we go.
365
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,150
Two Lovers' Delights.
366
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,861
Would you care
for whipped cream?
367
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:09,653
Yeah, please.
368
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,821
Okay.
369
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,369
Look what you did!
370
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,289
Oh, I'm sorry.
371
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,585
Come on.
372
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,586
Here. Let me...
373
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,837
let me wipe some off.
374
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,306
Marcia, he left
without paying.
375
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,807
This treat's on me.
376
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,100
Boys.
377
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,728
From now on, I'm dedicating
myself to my own career.
378
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,812
What career?
379
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,398
This one.
Now I'm afternoon manager.
380
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,733
Soon I'll be full manager.
381
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,569
And someday Mr. Haskell
will make me his partner.
382
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,697
Hi, partner...
I mean, Mr. Haskell.
383
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,407
Hello, girls.
384
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,493
Sit down, Jan,
sit down a minute.
385
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,578
Well, I did my best,
but it's no good.
386
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,871
What's no good?
387
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,539
Teaching an old dog
new tricks.
388
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,458
People said I needed relaxation,
389
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,043
so I relaxed,
I went to play golf.
390
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,879
Trying to get that little ball
into that little hole
391
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,756
I almost had
a nervous breakdown.
392
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,257
That's too bad.
393
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,094
The best relaxation for me
394
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,763
is going back to work
afternoons.
395
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,100
That means you won't need
one of us.
396
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,810
That's right, Jan.
397
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,187
Tough break.
398
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,317
Marcia, Marcia,
you're a very good worker.
399
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,528
Thank you, Mr. Haskell.
400
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,781
An employer has to take care of
his best workers, right?
401
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,949
Right.
402
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,537
So, like I said, you're
a very good worker, Marcia,
403
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,914
but... Jan here
is a little bit better.
404
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,960
Huh?
405
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,922
I'm sorry, Marcia, but
if I have to make a choice...
406
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,841
I have to choose Jan.
407
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:58,554
Marcia, I want to...
408
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,431
Don't even talk to me,
you job stealer!
409
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,642
I keep telling you
it's not my fault!
410
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,686
Girls, please,
nobody's at fault.
411
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,981
I'm sure Mr. Haskell just hired
the person he thought
412
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,190
was best for the job.
413
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,900
That's how it is
in business.
414
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,861
But I got Jan the job.
415
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,363
And she sold out one
sister for 29 flavors!
416
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,739
Oh, Marcia...
417
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,950
no job is worth all this--
I resign.
418
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,870
Now maybe Mr. Haskell
will give you your job back.
419
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,954
Would you?
420
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,663
Yes, I would.
421
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,416
Are you sure that's what
you want to do, sweetheart?
422
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,042
Positive.
423
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,338
( phone rings )
424
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,882
Hello?
425
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,676
Yes. Just a minute, please.
426
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,927
Marcia, it's for you.
427
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,846
It's Jeff.
428
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,810
Jeff, I just want
you to know
429
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,979
that I'm not interested
in anything
430
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:49,646
that you have to say
431
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,815
and that I really don't think
that we should...
432
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,652
What?
433
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,115
You just dated her to get even?
434
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,452
Well, I squirted you
with the whipped cream
435
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,912
for the same reason.
436
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,872
( giggling )
437
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,123
Yeah.
438
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,542
Really?
439
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,086
That sounds great.
440
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,756
Okay.
441
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,883
Bye.
442
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,469
Jeff's got something
planned for us to do
443
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,179
every afternoon next week.
444
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,847
But what about your job?
445
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,057
You'll be working.
446
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,850
Correction, Jan,
you'll be working.
447
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,060
I've just retired.
448
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,564
( laughing )
449
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,610
I got it!
450
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,986
You got what?
451
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,239
A job at the Leaning
Tower of Pizza Parlor.
452
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,490
Hey, great, Peter.
453
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,825
It's better than
working for Mr. Haskell.
454
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:44,409
You mean
the salary?
455
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,204
No, see, Mr. Haskell
only has 29 flavors.
456
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,581
The Leaning Tower
has 32 kinds of pizza.
457
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,290
I hope I can keep my job
long enough
458
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,918
to eat my way through
each and every one of them.
459
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,795
( laughing )
460
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,837
Let's see.
461
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,881
Oh! Hey!
462
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,665
Uh-uh-uh.
463
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,923
Don't you know it's dangerous
to wake up somebody
464
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,550
when they're sleepwalking?
465
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,861
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