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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Come on, Raquel.
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Everyone's asleep,
there's nothing to worry about.
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( sighs )
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We made it.
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( bleats )
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Shh.
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If anyone finds you up here,
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I'm in big, big trouble.
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Raquel, not my
American History report!
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You've eaten
the Boston Tea Party!
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Not my tennis shoe.
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What are you planning
for dessert, my mattress?
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( bleats )
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I better get downstairs
and get you some people food
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before you eat me
out of this room.
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You know, I think I'll
just take all this
up to my room,
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study some plays
for the game.
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Are you planning to eat all that
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or you gonna open
your own restaurant?
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Don't worry, Mom, not an ounce
of this will go to waste.
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Good morning,
good morning.
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Hi, honey.
Good morning.
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You've got to be kidding!
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I need energy
for the game tonight.
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Oh, speaking of the game,
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I see by the newspaper that
the Coolidge High School boys
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swiped your West Dale mascot.
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Yeah, our bear cub.
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Those pranks are so silly.
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Well, I'm surprised your school
took it lying down,
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'cause, in my day,
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we would've gone right out
and stolen theirs.
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You would?
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I did.
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You didn't!
Yes, I did.
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Dad had the old
school spirit, Mom.
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Yeah, well, not according
to the boys' vice principal.
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You got caught?
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I got suspended
from school for a week.
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Ha-ha, you deserved it.
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No, he was just getting even
with the other team.
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Well, maybe
your mother's right, Greg.
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Looking back on it,
considering the suspension,
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it was a pretty dumb trick.
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You know, I think kids today
are too grown-up
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to get involved
in such childish behavior.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Want one of mine?
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe you'd like
a little guitar music.
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( knock on door )
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Who is it?
Marcia.
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Mom wants to know if you've got
anything to go to the cleaners.
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( bleating )
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Greg, is there somebody
up there with you?
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Nobody!
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Are you sure?
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Yes!
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Well, I can't wait all day.
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All right, Marcia, all right.
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You may as well know.
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Shh, come on in.
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I guess I can trust you.
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Huh?
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Trust me about what?
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Well...
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A goat!
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( bleats )
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Meet Raquel.
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Wow... Hey, that's
Coolidge High's mascot.
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Right. West Dale
had a revenge raid.
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She's cute.
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But why did you
bring her here?
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There was no place else
to hide her
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till after the game
tonight--
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at least no place
that'd be safe.
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Mom and Dad aren't going
to be too thrilled
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about a hot goat.
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They better not find out,
if you get the point.
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Well, I'll do my part,
but better tell Raquel
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to keep
her mouth shut, too.
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Close the door
on your way out.
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Listen, Raquel, I'll share
my breakfast with you
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but not my bed.
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Hi.
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Is Greg still
in his room?
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Uh, why do you ask?
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I just want to
change his linen
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and straighten things
up a little.
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Uh, no, not now, Alice.
Why?
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Well, uh, Greg's sort of busy.
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Uh, maybe you better not
bother him just now.
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Oh.
Something for school?
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Yes, as a matter of fact,
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it does have to do with school.
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It's a real hairy problem.
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Okay, I'll leave it
till later.
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( humming )
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GREG ( through vent ):
Now, listen, young lady,
you be a good girl or else.
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I better get a grip on my ears.
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You talking to me?
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Er, uh, no, I wasn't
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but I could have sworn
the closet was talking to me.
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GREG:
You like your ears rubbed?
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Aw, does that feel good?
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Look, Raquel,
you had a pretty rough night,
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so why don't you take
a little nap?
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Greg?
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Yes, sir?
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I want to see you
in my den.
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Just give me a couple
of minutes, Dad.
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Your couple of minutes were up
a couple of minutes ago.
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Greg, I want
to talk to you.
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Yes, sir.
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It's about Raquel.
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Raquel?!
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Never mind how I
found out about it.
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The point is,
she's in your room, isn't she?
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, Greg...
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your mother and I
have never questioned
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your right to privacy,
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but, I mean, this is carrying
things a little too far.
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Why did you do that?
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I figured I could
sneak Raquel in last night
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and get her out
without anyone finding out.
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You mean she's been here
all night?!
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Dad, I was stuck.
There was no place else
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I could take her.
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Oh...
I am trying very hard
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to be understanding
and I'm losing.
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Okay, Dad.
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I never should've gotten
mixed up with a beast like that.
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Son, that is a dreadful thing
to say about a girl,
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no matter what she looks like.
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A girl?!
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Dad, I think we may have
a communication gap going here.
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Raquel is a goat.
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As in nanny.
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You know... ( bleating )
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A goat?!
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You mean a goat goat?
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( laughing ):
Yeah.
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You mean, you thought I...
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Sure did. I...
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( laughing ):
Oh, no.
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( laughing )
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Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?
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Well, you sounded like you knew.
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( laughs )
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The next question is,
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why are you running
a motel for goats?
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Well, it's... a special goat.
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She's Coolidge High's mascot.
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You didn't... Did you?
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( chuckles )
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Yeah, well...
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Oh...
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Well, that wasn't
the brightest move
in the world, son.
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You said you did
the same thing in school.
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But I didn't say
it wasn't stupid.
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I also said
it was wrong,
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and if you want to
know how wrong,
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you wait'll your
mother finds out.
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Does she have to know?
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Greg, you have got to
return Raquel, no way out.
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I know, but couldn't
I do it kind of slowly,
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like after the game tonight?
No! Look, son...
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Dad, I am in such a bind!
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If the guys find out,
they'll kill me.
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It's just
for a couple of hours.
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( sighs )
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Well, okay,
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but just until
after the game tonight.
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Hey, thanks, Dad.
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You're terrific.
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And if your mother finds out,
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you and I and Raquel
may be roommates.
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Uh, yeah, George, I'm just
finishing the plans now.
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I'll drop them off later.
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Right, good-bye.
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Honey, can we postpone
our shopping till later?
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Oh, sure. I have to get
these plans out, anyway.
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Where you going?
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Oh, to an emergency
PTA meeting.
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I just got a call
from one of the ladies.
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Oh, yeah?
What's the emergency?
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Well, they think this
mascot-stealing business
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has gotten completely
out of hand.
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Now West Dale High
has stolen Coolidge's mascot.
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No...
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Yeah, well,
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we've got to try
to do something about it.
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Well, honey, I think the ladies
are making more out of this
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than it really deserves.
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No, it isn't just the ladies.
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Mr. Binkley,
the boys' vice principal--
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he's up in arms, too.
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He's even given up his Saturday
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just to come
to this meeting.
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Do they have any idea
who the guilty guys are?
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No, but when Mr. Binkley
finds out,
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he intends to make them examples
for the entire student body.
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Oh... great.
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Well, thank goodness our boys
aren't mixed up in it.
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I'll see you later, honey.
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Yeah.
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Thank goodness.
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( bleating )
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Well, that's the way it is, son.
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There's a vigilante committee
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out to get
everybody connected
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with this missing mascot.
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My own mother's
one of the posse.
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Even worse, is your
vice principal's
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leader of the pack.
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Yeah, Mr. Binkley.
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Looks like I'm the one
who's the goat, Raquel.
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( bleats )
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You can say that again.
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( bleats )
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You know, Greg,
there may be a way out of this--
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if you act fast enough--
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'cause the Coolidge
High School guys
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are in the same
predicament
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as you West Dale
guys, right?
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Right.
Okay, I would think
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they'd be in a mood
for compromise.
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How do you mean,
compromise?
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Well, both sides go
from swiping to swapping.
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Swap the mascots back again?
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Yeah. See, that way,
the heat's off--
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I mean, well, provided you
don't get caught swapping.
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ed
That's a great idea, Dad.
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You have a fantastic
criminal mind.
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( laughing ):
Yeah.
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I'll get ahold of
the Coolidge guys
right away...
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Yeah.
...and arrange for a
secret prisoner exchange.
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Good.
Okay to borrow the car?
262
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,254
Well, I have to deliver
a set of plans.
263
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,714
You come on,
I'll take you.
264
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:55,756
Thanks.
265
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,635
You take it easy
till we get back.
266
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,430
( bleats )
267
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,232
I don't
hear anything.
268
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,734
Maybe Greg's out.
269
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,986
( clopping )
270
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,821
Listen.
271
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,198
Sounds like those
high heels women wear.
272
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,617
It must be Raquel.
273
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,453
Sounds like
four high heels.
274
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,330
Greg's got two girls
stashed up there?
275
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,540
What an operator!
276
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,417
( Raquel bleats )
277
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,127
Well, one
of those girls
278
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,336
sure has
a funny voice.
279
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,755
( bleats again )
280
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,881
That's no girl.
281
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,091
Doesn't even sound
like a person.
282
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,010
( clopping, bleating )
283
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,387
Let's go
take a look.
284
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,796
( bleating )
285
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,965
It's a goat!
286
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,467
The Coolidge High
mascot!
287
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,011
Greg must've been one
of the guys who lifted it!
288
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,138
Greg's going
to be famous!
289
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,808
You mean expelled.
290
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,310
Hey, come back!
Come back here!
291
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,311
BOBBY:
Come back!
292
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,187
PETER:
Come back!
293
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,022
BOBBY:
Come back!
294
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,273
( bleating )
295
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,316
CINDY:
What's that?
296
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,275
JAN:
It's a goat!
297
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,318
( both shouting ):
Come back!
298
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,403
What's with the goat?!
299
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,239
PETER:
Don't worry about it.
Help us catch it.
300
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,698
BOBBY:
Yeah, come on!
Help us catch it!
301
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,163
Hey, come back here!
302
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,166
GIRLS ( shouting ):
Raquel! Raquel! Raquel!
303
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,419
Raquel?!
304
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,966
Come back!
305
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,133
Raquel, come back!
306
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,761
( all shouting )
307
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,346
( laughing )
308
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,430
Come on in, ladies.
309
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,182
I wouldn't have
said that!
310
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,308
You did, though,
you did.
311
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,185
Make yourselves
right at home.
312
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:13,978
Thank you.
313
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:14,854
Alice!
314
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,481
Oh, what a lovely home
you have, Mrs. Brady!
315
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,399
Why, thank you!
316
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,317
Carol, did you
get new chairs?
317
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,111
No, we just had
them cleaned.
318
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,237
Oh, they look great!
319
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,114
Hi, Mrs. Brady, Mrs. Dingle.
320
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,241
What happened to
your PTA meeting?
321
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,492
Hi, Alice.
We had to switch houses.
322
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,870
I forgot the painters
were coming today.
323
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,288
Alice, could you
get us some tea, please?
324
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,290
Tea and cookies,
coming right up.
325
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,418
That's great.
326
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,627
I'm glad the guys
from Coolidge High
327
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,838
were as anxious to stay
out of trouble as we were.
328
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,465
Yeah. Now all we have to do
is get Raquel to the park
329
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,758
and change her
for that bear cub.
330
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,510
Yeah. What a break--
Mom's at the PTA meeting.
331
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,095
I'll have a chance
to get Raquel out.
332
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,557
Oh, your house is furnished
so beautifully, Mrs. Brady.
333
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,933
Well, would you like
to see the rest of it
334
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,435
before Mr. Binkley
gets here?
335
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,603
I'd love to!
336
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,271
Oh, hi, dear!
337
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:02,151
Ladies, this is the man
who designed the house--
338
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,485
my husband Mike...
339
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,570
and my son, Greg.
340
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,030
( exchanging greetings )
341
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,240
Well, uh, what happened
to the PTA meeting?
342
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,075
Oh, we had a last-minute
switch of houses.
343
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,744
But you timed
your entrance perfectly.
344
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,204
The ladies were just
wanting to see the house.
345
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,372
Oh, that's fine, fine.
346
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,082
Well, don't show 'em
my room--
347
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,209
because I forgot
to clean it up
348
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,377
and it's a mess;
349
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,545
it's a big mess.
350
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,422
MIKE:
Yeah, well, we understand
that, Greg.
351
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,425
Uh... well, would you
like to see the garage?
352
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,219
No, I suppose not.
353
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,846
Uh, well, uh,
how about my den?
354
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,139
( doorbell rings )
Great! This way, ladies.
355
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,141
Greg, would you get
the door, honey?
Thank you.
356
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,517
Um, okay.
357
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,523
CAROL:
He doesn't let us
in here that often.
358
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,524
Hello, Gregory.
359
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,610
Oh, hi...
hi, Mr. Binkley.
360
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,487
I've already been to
Mrs. Gould's house.
361
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,905
I hope there hasn't been
362
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,074
another change
of meeting place?
363
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,158
Oh, yes, sir.
364
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,242
I mean, no, sir.
365
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,494
It's here.
366
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,246
May I come in?
367
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,166
Oh, sure, come on in.
368
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,584
Sorry.
369
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,797
I presume you've heard
why we're meeting.
370
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,674
Something about
school mascots.
371
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,800
Stolen mascots.
372
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,885
Youngsters must
learn to respect
373
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,178
one another's property.
374
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,346
Today it's
goats and bears
375
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,265
and, tomorrow, it's liable
to be cars or even worse.
376
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,392
Uh, yes, sir,
yes, sir.
377
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,394
I couldn't agree
with you more.
378
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,020
Well, they're
in the den here,
379
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,689
if you'll just
follow me.
380
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,255
I'd like to show you
the kitchen...
381
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,382
Back in the den!
382
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,010
( whispers ):
Get the goat!
383
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,515
( whispers ):
Raquel.
384
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,977
Come on, now I'll show you
the upstairs.
385
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,186
Oh, honey,
what about the kitchen?
386
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,229
I mean, that's your
pride and joy.
387
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,397
Yeah, I'm saving
that for last.
388
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,565
Yes, but you have
an important meeting,
389
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,442
and I'm sure Mr. Binkley doesn't
have time for the grand tour.
390
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,735
Well, I do have...
391
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,528
But it'll only take
a moment, Mr. Binkley.
Oh, very well.
392
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,738
See? Come on,
everybody!
393
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,573
Wait a minute! I'll lead
the way, I'll lead the way!
394
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,036
Raquel?
395
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,211
Three bedrooms up here
and one upstairs.
396
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,129
I love the
color scheme.
397
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,340
The two youngest boys have
this room, on the right...
398
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,429
All clear of boys.
399
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,889
( laughs )
400
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,849
Look how neatly
they keep it.
401
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,521
That's a good girl, Raquel.
402
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,814
Now just keep it cool,
all right?
403
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,025
CAROL:
And this bathroom
was designed
404
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,194
for both the boys
and the girls.
405
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,117
And now, I'd like you
to see what I think
406
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,952
every house
should have,
407
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,456
and that is
a walk-in linen closet.
408
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,876
You've seen
one linen closet,
409
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,252
you've seen 'em
all, right?
410
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,629
Right?
411
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,963
Well, why don't you show
them the master bedroom?
412
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:10,964
Ah, the master bedroom.
413
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,424
Right, right--
Master bedroom, uh...
414
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,759
I'll take 'em all there.
415
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,011
Uh, Mr. Binkley, there, there,
just go right there.
416
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,971
( whispers ):
You knew all about this,
didn't you?!
417
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,139
I'll explain it later.
418
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,724
Ooh...!
419
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,978
( whispering ):
I'll stall 'em in
the master bedroom.
420
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,021
Get rid of the goat.
421
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,314
I'm trying to!
422
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,384
( bleats )
423
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,554
That's the second goat
I've seen today.
424
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,889
( shrieks )
425
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,266
( bleating )
426
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,601
( women shouting )
427
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,354
Close the door!
428
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,522
Mrs. Brady...?
429
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,070
Greg, that's my
shower curtain!
430
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,572
I know, I know!
431
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,531
Where's the goat?!
432
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,283
She's in the bathtub.
433
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,367
Well, go get it!
434
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,329
( bleats )
435
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,164
( yells )
436
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,666
CAROL:
Oh!
437
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,959
That's my good spread!
438
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,252
I'll get it.
439
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,211
Be careful, Mike.
440
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,337
( bleats )
441
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,468
Gregory, Mrs. Gould
is in the closet.
442
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,182
( whimpers )
443
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:51,190
Wait a minute;
open it up.
444
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,357
( sighs )
445
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,614
I hope you have a good
explanation for this, Gregory.
446
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,407
I hope so, too.
447
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,409
But I doubt it.
448
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,578
I doubt it, too.
449
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,958
Thanks for a lovely time,
I think.
450
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,959
Oh, come back.
451
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,711
Carol, next time, I'm going
to bring my track shoes.
452
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,880
All right, Selma.
So long.
453
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,173
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
454
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:16,882
Bye-bye.
455
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,508
Mr. Brady,
I want to commend you
456
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,718
on having acted
so quickly
457
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,220
to effect
the mascot exchange.
458
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,221
( chuckling ):
Well...
459
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,347
And as for you,
young man...
460
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,431
Yes, sir?
461
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,974
I think a 5,000-word essay
462
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,393
on the evils of mascot-stealing
is in order.
463
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,229
5,000 words?
464
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:35,567
Greg, I think Mr. Binkley
is being very generous.
465
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,277
Oh, yes.
466
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,612
Very generous.
467
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,405
Thank you, sir.
468
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,199
Well, hadn't you better
run along, Gregory?
469
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,367
You have an appointment.
470
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,328
To return that goat.
471
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,705
The goat!
Where is she?!
472
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,166
Oh... my poor house.
473
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,793
Boy, times sure
have changed.
474
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,294
I did the same thing
when I was a kid
475
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,421
and I got suspended
for a week.
476
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,424
I was suspended
for an entire month.
477
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,551
( all laugh )
478
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,970
Good-bye,
Mr. Binkley.
479
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,179
Oh, thanks, Mr. Binkley.
480
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,305
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
481
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,569
( whirring )
482
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,238
( switch clicks )
483
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,573
Well, that ought to
do it, Mrs. Brady.
484
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,908
Boy, Alice, I tell you,
485
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,285
goats may be easy
on the eyes,
486
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,203
but they sure are
hard on the nose.
487
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,246
( laughing ):
I'll say.
488
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,539
I'm glad Raquel
has gone back
489
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,124
where she belongs.
490
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,750
Yes...
491
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,712
but the memory lingers on.
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