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THE BRADY BUNCH #97ss
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♪ Here's the story
of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold,
like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady bunch,
the Brady bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady bunch. ♪
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( faint cheering )
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( crowd cheering in background )
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( whistling and shouting )
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Okay, Joe,
we've only got time
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for one more play.
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We need six
big ones to win.
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This is it, joe.
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You mean... the bomb?
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The bomb.
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Okay, on two.
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Ready?
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JOE:
Ninety-eight!
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Seventy-seven!
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Two hundred and three!
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Two hundred and seven!
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Seventy-four!
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Two.
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( crowd cheering )
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That's it, Bobby!
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All right! Nice going, Bobby!
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Hey, Bobby!
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All right! Hey!
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Boy, I don't know
how I ever got along
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without you, Bobby.
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Neither do I.
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All right!
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Thousand one, thousand two,
thousand three... go!
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I'm thirsty.
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Let's take a break.
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Okay.
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You know
something?
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My dad's cousin
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was on the same plane
with Hank Aaron
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all the way
from Chicago.
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Yeah?
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That's
nothing.
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I know somebody
who knows
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Lee Trevino's caddie.
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Well, that's
nothing, either.
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My dad rode on
the same elevator
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with Wilt Chamberlain
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and he stood
right next to him.
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Right next to him?
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Sure, my dad's
shoulder was rubbing
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right up against Wilt
Chamberlain's knee.
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Hey, you don't know
anybody important, do you?
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Well, sure I do.
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Who?
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Well, I don't
like to brag.
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Let's play some more.
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BOY 2:
Who?
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Joe Namath.
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The New York Jets
quarterback?
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You know Joe Namath?
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Sure. I know him a lot.
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How much is a lot?
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Well, he always has
dinner at our house.
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Whenever he's in town.
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Can we meet
him sometime?
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Yeah, could we, please?
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Well, sure.
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Wow! We'll get
to meet Joe Namath.
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I'm gonna tell my dad.
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See you.
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See you, Bobby.
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Yeah. Bye.
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BOY 1:
You know Joe Namath?
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Bobby:
Sure. I know him a lot.
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Boy 2:
We'll get to meet Joe Namath!
Joe Namath...
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Well, how could you
say a thing like that?
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Well, I just opened
my mouth
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and it came out
before I could stop it.
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We don't even
know Joe Namath,
do we, Mike?
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No, we don't.
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It looks like you bent
the truth a little bit there.
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Bent it?
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I made it into a pretzel.
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Well, Bobby, how do you intend
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to straighten it out?
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I was planning to phone
the guys and explain.
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That's a step
in the right direction.
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But it's too late.
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It's all over town by now.
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Well, Bob, I wish I knew
the man, but I don't.
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Well, thanks, anyway.
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Honey, he has got to learn
that, when you bluff
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somebody may call you on it.
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Mike...
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honey...
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we could try
to help him, couldn't we?
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How?
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Well, why don't we
invite Joe Namath to dinner?
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Well, that's an
excellent suggestion
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with one minor flaw:
we don't know the man.
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I'll bet,
if you really tried
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you could
think of somebody
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who does know him.
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Well, let's see...
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Say, Howard Cossell
knows him.
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There. You see?
There's your answer.
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I don't know
Howard Cossell.
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Hello?
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Is this the stadium?
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May I speak
to Joe Namath, please?
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Can I leave a message for him
when he gets in?
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Tell him to call Bobby Brady
at 555-6161.
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Right. It's very important.
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Thanks.
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When you get to my head,
leave a little peek hole
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so I can find my way
back to the pyramid.
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Anybody who needs that much
bandaging isn't worth saving.
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The manual says
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in case of a double
compound fracture
in both arms
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the victim must be
completely immobilized.
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Will do me a favor
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the next time you ask me
to volunteer for something?
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Immobilize my big mouth
before I can answer.
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Well, I got to go
do my homework.
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Come back soon.
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Visiting hours are
from 7:00 to 9:00.
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Well, I've run
out of bandages.
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Promise you'll
stay put, okay?
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Cross my heart,
if I could reach it.
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( phone ringing )
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( ringing )
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BOY:
Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello. Is anybody there?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Brady residence.
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Could I please speak to Bobby?
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Hold the phone.
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Bobby!
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Telephone!
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Is it Joe?
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What are you doing
down there, Alice?
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Hit-and-run
Florence Nightingale.
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Hello. This is
Bobby Brady speaking.
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Hello. This is Eric.
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I just heard on the radio
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that Joe Namath got
into town today.
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Has he called you yet?
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No, but I got
a call in for him.
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Be sure to let us know
when we get to meet him.
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Oh, sure.
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But, listen, Joe might
be trying to call me right now.
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I better get off the phone. Bye.
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See you later, Alice.
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Bobby!
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Help me up.
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Well, I don't think
I can lift you, Alice.
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Well, then don't lift me.
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Unwrap me.
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Oh, Cindy, can I
borrow your foot?
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Sure. Which one?
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm getting real
good at this.
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Wow, what a guy!
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Who?
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Mike Connors.
He's far out!
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Listen to what he did.
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There was a sick
little girl in the hospital
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who wrote to him saying
how much she wanted to meet him
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and he went 1,200 miles
out of his way
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just to visit her
for five minutes.
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Just because she was sick?
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Yeah.
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Just because she was sick, huh?
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"Dear Mr. Namath,
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"My name is Bobby Brady,
and I'm 12 years old.
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"I'm writing to you
because I'm very, very sick.
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"The one thing I'd like
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"more than anything
in the whole world
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is to meet you in person."
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Mom, don't forget
my first aid meeting
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today at 3:30.
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Oh, I won't. I'll be happy
to drive you there
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but in no way am I going
to be the victim.
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Marcia volunteered
to do it.
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Oh, some volunteer.
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She wrapped
a bandage
around my mouth
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so I couldn't
say no.
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Hurry up.
You're going to be late.
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Bye-bye.
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See you later.
Have a good day.
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Say, at the risk
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of sounding like a parent
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would you
mind telling me
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why you're not on your way
to school, young man?
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I feel kind
of sick, Dad.
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Hmm.
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You don't have a temperature.
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Well...
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sometimes
it doesn't always show.
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You know, I might have
a slight case of malaria.
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Would you like
to hear my diagnosis?
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The word is "chicken."
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Like in "pox"?
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No, just plain chicken.
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Some of those guys
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don't even think
I know Joe Namath, Dad.
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You don't.
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Well, I might...
someday.
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Yeah. Well, I think you
better get up off of there
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and head to school, okay?
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No, but I'll do it.
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Hello, Herb.
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Any messages?
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Right on the desk,
as usual.
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The way this mail's
coming in
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it looks like
you're going to need
your own zip code.
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Don't knock it, buddy.
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If it ever stops coming in
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I'll need a very large
crying towel.
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By the way, Joe,
there's a letter came in
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I think you ought to read
right now.
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What's it say, Herb?
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Go ahead, read it.
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"Dear Mr.Namath,
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"My name is Bobby Brady,
and I'm 12 years old.
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I'm writing to you
because I'm very, very sick..."
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Sick? Wait a minute.
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Bobby Brady?
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I have a phone message
here from him.
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Let me see that.
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Wow. Poor kid.
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This sounds serious.
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Why don't you get
him on the phone
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and see if we can stop
over after practice.
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Right, Joe.
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Gee, I hope
it's not too late.
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Step right up, folks.
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Got your
favorite goodies--
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brownies, right
out of the oven.
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No, thanks, Alice.
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I'm not hungry.
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He turned down
brownies?
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That's like Bob Hope
turning down laughs.
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The kids at school
gave him a bad time.
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Oh, poor kid.
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He had to tell them
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he didn't know
Joe Namath?
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No, they gave him
such a bad time
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he just couldn't
tell them.
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( phone rings )
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Hello.
266
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,548
Is this the home
of Bobby Brady?
267
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,883
Yes. This is his sister Cindy.
268
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,885
I'm Herb Keller, publicity man
269
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,971
for the exhibition
football game.
270
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,141
You mean the one
with Joe Namath?
271
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,476
You got the letter, huh?
272
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,729
Yes. How's your
brother feeling?
273
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,272
Oh, awful.
274
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,108
He just turned down
his favorite dessert-- brownies.
275
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,526
Oh, that's too bad.
276
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,987
His letter almost broke
Joe's heart.
277
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,823
That's wonderful!
278
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,868
I mean, it's very sad.
279
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:27,079
Joe would like to drop by
today about 5:30 to see Bobby.
280
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,414
Would that be all right?
281
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,374
That'd be super!
282
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,334
Good. See you then, Cindy.
283
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:33,544
Bye.
284
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,962
Bye.
285
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,174
Hey, what was
that all about?
286
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,842
Wrong number.
287
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,559
Bobby, he's coming here!
He's coming here!
288
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,227
Who is?
289
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,563
Joe Namath,
himself, in person.
290
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,440
That's a terrible joke, Cindy.
291
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,149
I'm not joking.
292
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,444
I wrote him a letter,
and I signed your name to it.
293
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,446
So he's coming here
this afternoon.
294
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,406
Wow!
295
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,034
Wait till I tell
Eric and Burt and Tom.
296
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,494
Wait!
297
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,620
Now for the bad news.
298
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,662
What bad news?
299
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,122
You got to get sick.
300
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,166
What? Why?
301
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,335
Well, the letter
I wrote him
302
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,586
kind of gave
him the idea
303
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,421
that you were
very, very sick.
304
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,631
Well, what'd you write?
305
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,008
That you were
very, very sick.
306
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,968
So you better get sick.
307
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,598
Hello.
308
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,099
( gasps )
309
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,518
( Alice stammering )
310
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,644
It's you!
311
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:32,812
It's him!
312
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,525
You're Joe Namath.
313
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,235
Right, right
This is Herb Keller.
314
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,528
Hello.
315
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,323
Can we come in?
316
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,410
Oh, yeah, please do.
317
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748
How's Bobby feeling?
318
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,749
Just terrible.
319
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,000
But this is gonna be
320
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,502
the greatest medicine
in the world for him.
321
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,503
Just make yourself
comfortable
322
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,712
and I'll go get him.
323
00:13:58,754 --> 00:13:59,797
Can he walk?
324
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,423
I mean, you don't have
to carry him,
325
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,424
or anything, do you?
326
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,009
Carry him? No.
327
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,262
Can we go up
to his room?
328
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,722
Sure, if you'd rather.
329
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:12,560
Bobby is going
to be tickled to death.
330
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:17,439
ALICE:
He'll be so excited,
Mr. Namath.
331
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,983
He's just
up the stairs.
332
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,110
It's the first door
on the right.
333
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,319
Thank you.
334
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,445
Thanks.
335
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,368
He's here, he's here.
336
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,661
Get in bed.
337
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,830
Hurry!
338
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,165
Downstairs?
339
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,503
( moaning )
340
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,921
( knock on door )
341
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,385
Hello, Bobby.
342
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,387
Hi, Mr. Namath.
343
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,431
You can call me Joe.
344
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,601
Thanks for coming, Joe.
345
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,103
Oh... this is
my sister Cindy.
346
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:56,979
Hello, Cindy.
347
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,105
Hi, Joe.
348
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,398
This is my friend,
Herb Keller.
349
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,524
Hello.
350
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,817
So you sound
a lot better
351
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,402
than you did
in your letter.
352
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,529
I do?
353
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,450
Oh... ( moans )
354
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:17,207
One minute, he's fine,
and the next, he's awful.
355
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,585
( moaning )
356
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,880
( phone ringing )
357
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,926
( ringing )
358
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,260
Brady residence.
359
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,553
Alice, is Bobby there?
360
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,389
Yes, but I think
he's pretty busy right now.
361
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,808
Just tell him
I got good news for him.
362
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,560
Me, too, Mr. Brady.
363
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,895
I finally found somebody
364
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,189
who knows somebody
who knows Joe Namath.
365
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,650
Me, too, Mr. Brady.
366
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,525
Really? Who?
367
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,693
Me.
368
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,821
How do you know Joe Namath?
369
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,574
He just walked
in our front door.
370
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,161
Look, I'll be right home.
371
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,497
Is there anything special
I can do for you, Bobby?
372
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,916
Could you come
over for dinner
one night?
373
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,376
No, I'm afraid not.
374
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,753
I have to hop a plane
right after the game.
375
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,505
How about
an autographed photo, Bobby?
376
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,298
I brought one
along for you.
377
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,841
That'd be great!
378
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,677
Better lie down.
379
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,261
You look weaker.
380
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,390
( moans )
381
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,726
What would you like me
to say on it, Bobby?
382
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,729
To my great friend,
Bobby Brady...
383
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:25,693
"To my great friend,
Bobby Brady..."
384
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,654
...in whose house
I always have dinner
385
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,406
when I'm in town.
386
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,699
You do?
387
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,952
Whatever he says, Herb.
388
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,620
I'm sorry I won't
get a chance
389
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,414
to meet some
of his friends...
390
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,583
"...to meet some
of his friends..."
391
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:45,212
Like Eddie Clark,
Tommy Hamner, Todd Cronin
392
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,964
Burt Stevens...
393
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,799
Give him a chance
to catch up.
394
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,467
There. I'm caught up.
395
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,760
Go ahead, Bobby.
396
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,721
And especially
Eric Parker
397
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,556
who refused
to believe
398
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,976
that I'm really
good friends
with Bobby Brady.
399
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,819
That's all?
400
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,654
That's all. Now you can write
401
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,822
whatever you want.
402
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,912
Alice, she passed
her first aid test
403
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,497
with flying bandages.
404
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,582
I got
ten points
405
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,124
on my very
first try.
406
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,960
Now she's moving up
to stretcher bearer.
407
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,503
It's a day
for great news
408
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,088
and have
I got some for you.
409
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,173
What?
410
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,053
Hi.
411
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,848
Well, we barely made it
412
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,017
before the stretcher
got here.
413
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,771
ALICE:
Mrs. Brady, this is
Joe Namath and Mr. Keller.
414
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,855
What a pleasure.
415
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,149
And this is Marcia
and Jan Brady.
416
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,485
It was so nice of you
to come over here
417
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,736
just to see Bobby.
418
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,655
Well, it's the least
we could do, Mrs. Brady.
419
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,908
Well, you got here
in the nick of time.
420
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,619
Bobby was just about
at the end of his rope.
421
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,292
Hi, everybody.
422
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,169
CAROL:
Oh, hi, honey.
423
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,213
Mike... This is
my husband, Mike.
424
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,381
This is Mr. Namath
and Mr. Keller.
425
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,883
It's very
nice to
meet you.
426
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,968
You really have quite
a son there, Mr. Brady.
427
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,554
This whole
thing must be
pretty upsetting.
428
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,764
Well, when you
have six kids,
429
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,973
something like
this is bound
430
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,391
to happen
to one of them.
431
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,768
Excuse me.
You don't seem
432
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,937
to be taking this
very seriously.
433
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,940
There's no reason
to get upset over
a problem like this.
434
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,650
How'd you find
out about it?
435
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,653
I got this letter
from Bobby.
436
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,740
Hey, that's Cindy's
handwriting.
437
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,242
It says,
"Dear Mr. Namath,
438
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,744
"My name is Bobby Brady,
and I'm 12 years old
439
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,580
"and I'm writing to you
because I'm very, very...
440
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,957
very, very sick"?!
441
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,376
( both sigh )
442
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,837
Mr. Namath, I'm afraid
we owe you an apology.
443
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,171
I think the kids
are trying
444
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,006
to put something
over on you here.
445
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,384
You mean
Bobby's not sick?
446
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,011
He might be when we get
through talking to him.
447
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,346
Yes.
448
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,807
He and Cindy must have
cooked this up
449
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,600
between them, Mr. Namath.
450
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,395
You see, Bobby told
all his friends
451
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,729
that he knew you.
452
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,857
He even told them that
you ate dinner over here.
453
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,067
Mr. Namath?
454
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,904
Cindy and I have
been talking it over
455
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,740
and we think you
should know something.
456
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,118
You see,
I'm not really sick.
457
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,744
I'm sorry.
458
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,246
I'm sorry, too.
459
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,831
I wrote
the letter.
460
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,833
He just moaned
and groaned.
461
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,920
I guess it wasn't
a very nice thing to do.
462
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,049
You can have
your picture back.
463
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,759
Well, you looked
pretty healthy
464
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,970
when I talked to you
upstairs, Bobby.
465
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,930
In fact, I'm glad
you're not sick.
466
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,517
And it's pretty flattering
to have someone want to see me
467
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,060
as badly as you wanted to.
468
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,520
Well, flattering, maybe
469
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,898
but I think you two are
going to be penalized
470
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,608
for illegal procedure.
471
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:56,820
Yeah, but can I still
keep the picture?
472
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,779
You bet you can.
473
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,323
And as long as I'm here
474
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,867
why don't we go throw
a few passes together?
475
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,077
Wow! That'd be great!
476
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,371
Okay, Bobby,
here comes the bomb.
477
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,873
Hike!
478
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,878
( all cheer )
479
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,755
Good catch, Bobby,
good catch.
480
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,173
Listen, I got
to get going.
481
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,050
Boy, Joe, this is something
I'll never forget.
482
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,760
Neither will I.
I really enjoyed it.
483
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,762
And it was nice
meeting all of you.
484
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,804
It was a pleasure.
485
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,264
Thank you.
486
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,767
Mr. Brady, you've got
quite a family here.
487
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,851
Thanks, Joe.
488
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,727
Bye.
489
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,357
Listen, guys, I got
to tell you something.
490
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,817
See, I never met
Joe Namath until today.
491
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,860
( all sigh )
492
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,778
Come on, Bobby.
493
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,904
Knock it off.
494
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,947
Honest.
495
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,031
You don't
expect us
496
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,532
to believe
that, do you?
497
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,909
I'm going to tell my dad.
498
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,954
( boys all talking at once )
499
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,889
It was nice of Joe Namath
500
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,308
to send us all those tickets
for the game tonight.
501
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,186
Yes, and it certainly
was nice of you to give
502
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,021
our tickets to Bobby's
friends, but why?
503
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,523
Well, I had
ulterior motives.
504
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,149
Oh?
505
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,986
Sure, you have to fight 1,000
cars for a parking space
506
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:19,695
stand in line
for hot dogs,
507
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,656
you have to push your way
through all that crowd.
508
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,407
So?
509
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,493
So, this way,
with all the kids
out of the house,
510
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,246
you and I can be alone.
511
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,706
You get the picture?
512
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,416
Oh.
513
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,043
Well, who am I
to fight a great idea?
514
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,170
Yeah, this is
much better.
515
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,298
This way, when the game
comes on television
516
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,091
we won't have
any interruptions.
517
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,592
Michael Brady, you are...
518
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:57,733
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