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♪ Here's the story
of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold,
like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy
with three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all became
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch,
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch ♪
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Thanks for taking me
to get Spunker.
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That's okay, Bobby.
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BOBBY:
He cost two dollars,
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but he's worth it.
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That's a pretty
expensive frog.
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Yeah, but he's
a guaranteed jumper.
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For two bucks, you ought
to get a pole-vaulter.
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What's two bucks
if he wins a contest?
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First prize is $25.
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Hey, you'll be loaded.
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Yeah, Greg...
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you're going to drive
me and Spunker
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to the frog-jumping
contest next Saturday,
aren't you?
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Sure, I wouldn't
miss it.
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But if you win
that $25
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you and Spunker
pay for the gas.
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( Spunker croaks )
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Mom, Dad, look!
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Look what I got for
the frog-jumping contest!
Hmm?
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He cost two dollars,
and I named him Spunker.
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MIKE:
Say, now, he looks
like a champ to me.
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Yeah, and very handsome...
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for a frog.
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I wouldn't have been
able to get him
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if it wasn't
for Greg.
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He drove me down
to the pet store.
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That's okay, Bob.
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And boy, is Greg
ever a great driver.
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We just missed getting
into an accident.
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What happened?
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Uh, nothing really.
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What do you
mean nothing?
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Greg was great.
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You see, there was this
great big truck
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in front of us and Greg
slammed on the brakes
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and we skidded right
in between the big truck
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and the freeway fence.
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He cut you off, Greg?
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No, sir.
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Were you driving too fast?
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No.
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Well, you must have been
if you couldn't stop in time.
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Honest, Dad, he wasn't
driving too fast.
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He just bought a
new record album.
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He was looking
at the back cover.
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While you were driving?!
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Bobby, I only
glanced at it.
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On the freeway?!
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Dad, nothing
happened.
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I didn't even
scratch the car.
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Greg, weren't we
talking to you
just last week
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about paying
attention while
you drive?
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I think you'd better
spend a little time
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thinking about
your driving habits
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while you don't use
the car for a week.
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A week?! Dad, that's not fair.
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Well, it's a lot fairer
than not using it for two weeks.
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But Dad, it wasn't that...
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You want to try for three?
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Come on, Spunker--
Just jump!
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Like this! Jump!
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Just a little-- little jump.
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Hi, where'd you get the frog?
First time?
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Yeah! Bought him
at the pet store.
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The pet store? That's not
where you go the first time.
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But this is a special frog!
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Hi.
Hi. Hi!
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Thanks for opening
your big mouth.
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Now I get to ride my bike
instead of drive the car.
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What happened?
I'm grounded for a whole week,
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because of... him.
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I was just tellin' Mom and Dad
what a great driver you you are.
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- How old are you?
- Eleven.
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Amazing.
Twenty!
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How anyone can get so stupid
in such a short time!
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He won't think I'm so stupid
when Spunker wins!
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- Wins what?
- The pet store's having
a big frog-jumping contest.
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You mean, like the one
we saw in the newspaper?
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At Calaveras County?
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Yeah! First prize is $25.
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Twenty-five dollars! Wow!
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Can anybody enter the contest?
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No, it's just for frogs.
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Very funny.
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Where are you goin'?
Down to Burke's Pond
to get a frog.
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I'm gettin' in that contest.
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You'll just get
a plain old frog down there.
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Not a thoroghbred.
( croaks )
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Like Spunker.
Right, Spunker?
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( croaking )
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Scott... no, I struck out.
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I had to ride my bike all
the way down to the music store
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and they're sold out--
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I think every store is sold out.
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I think the only way to get
tickets to that rock concert now
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is to drive all the way
down to the stadium.
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Me? No, I can't.
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I can't use the car.
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Can't you get them?
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Well, I promised Rachel
I'd take her to the concert
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and I got to get tickets.
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( sighs )
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Well, hey, maybe Howie Marshall
can use his car, huh?
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Right, I'll find out, good-bye.
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( frog croaking )
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Is that
Bobby's frog?
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No, he's mine.
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I got him at Burke's Pond.
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What's his name?
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So far I'm just calling
him "Frog."
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That's a dumb name.
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Well, it's better
than calling him "Dog."
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Why don't you call
him "Croaker."
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Croaker... yeah, Old Croaker,
good idea.
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How do you like your new name,
Old Croaker?
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( frog croaks )
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He likes it.
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I got to get some leaves
for his house.
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Here, hold him.
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Oh, no, not me.
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Me, either!
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He's all slimy.
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Girls.
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That'll hold ya
for a minute.
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Hey, Peter?
Yeah?
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Did you see that?
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See what?
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Never mind.
( chuckles )
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( croaking )
Aah! ( laughing )
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Hello, Greg.
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Hi, Dad.
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Did you finish
your plans?
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Yeah, yeah,
I did, finally.
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Good. Could
I see them?
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What, the plans?
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Sure, if
you don't mind.
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Thanks.
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Terrific.
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These are probably
the best plans
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you've ever done, huh?
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Thank you.
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By the way, Dad...
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No.
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Please, just
this one exception.
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There's no way
I can get tickets
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without driving the car.
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Greg, when I said
you were grounded,
I meant it.
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But the tickets
will all be gone
in a couple hours.
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Dad, I'll drive
straight there
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and I'll come
straight right back home.
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You cannot drive the car
for one week, period.
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George, hi. Greg Brady.
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Yeah, hey, I haven't talked
to you in a long time.
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Listen, pal, you're my last
chance to get tickets
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to a rock concert
Saturday night.
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If you're not doing anything
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how about coming over
and picking me up
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and we'll go down and get them.
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Oh, no, I didn't know
you were sick.
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Uh, no, I can't use our car
for about a week.
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Um...
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Oh, that's an idea, yeah.
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( Bobby buzzing )
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Come on, Spunker.
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Come on, boy, jump!
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Jump for it.
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Okay, honey, I'll pick
you up at the library
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as soon as I finish
my marketing, okay?
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Well, just take
your time, Mom.
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I've got plenty
of reading to do.
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( Bobby buzzing )
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Come on,
jump for it, boy.
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Come on, Spunker,
go get it.
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Bobby, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to make Spunker
jump at this fly.
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That's silly.
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Oh, yeah?
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Bobby!
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See, it made you jump.
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Oh, that's not
a real fly, Marcia.
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It's just a piece
of knotted thread.
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Spunker's smarter than you are.
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You jumped and he didn't.
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Brothers.
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Come on, jump, boy.
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Hi, Carol.
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Oh, hi, Jenny.
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Looks like you're going
to feed an army.
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Yeah, well,
with six kids
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I've got an army.
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Well, if you need
a lift home
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I'll be happy
to drop you off.
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Oh, no, thanks,
I've got my car.
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Well, that's funny.
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What's funny?
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I thought yours was still
at the mechanic's.
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The mechanic's?
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What on earth
made you think that?
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Well, when Greg came over
to borrow George's car
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I just assumed something
was wrong with yours.
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Greg borrowed George's car?
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To go out to the stadium
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and pick up tickets
to some rock concert.
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Jenny said he borrowed
George's car.
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Now, if he didn't,
why would she say it?
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Oh, honey, I just
can't believe
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that Greg would
deliberately disobey us.
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Dad.
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Jan said you wanted
to see me.
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Yes, I do.
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Greg, did you
get tickets
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for the rock
concert?
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Yes.
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Did you drive George's car
to the stadium?
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I met Mrs. Thompson
at the market.
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She mentioned it.
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Yeah, I drove George's car.
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After you'd been told
not to drive.
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You didn't tell me
not to drive.
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Yes, I did.
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You said not
to use our car.
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Greg, we told you
not to drive.
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Our car.
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You didn't say
I couldn't drive any car.
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Yes, but you knew
what we meant.
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You were grounded, right?
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Dad, you said not
to use our car for a week
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and I haven't used it.
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Aw, Greg, come on.
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That's walking
a pretty fine line.
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Are you trying to say
you didn't understand
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what we meant, no driving?
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I just know what you told me
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and that was
not to drive our car.
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Okay, Greg, okay, but let's make
no mistake about this:
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Except for school,
you are not to leave this house
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for the next ten days.
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Ten days?!
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I'll miss the rock concert.
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You can't mean that!
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Oh, yes I can and I do.
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And I don't
want to hear
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another word
about it.
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Aw!
259
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,389
46, 47...
260
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,349
Keep it up, honey.
Fifty of those a day
261
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,643
is supposed to keep
you very healthy.
262
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,604
50... oh, I think
staying healthy
263
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,939
is going to kill me.
264
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,566
( knock at door )
265
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,776
Yes?
266
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,818
It's Greg.
267
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,944
Come in.
268
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,991
Mom, Dad...
269
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,911
You always said
you'd listen to me
270
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,537
if I had
something to say.
271
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,955
That's right.
272
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,457
Got something
to say.
273
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,375
I think it's unfair
for you to ground me
274
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,752
when I didn't disobey you.
275
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,379
Oh, Greg, haven't we been
through all that?
276
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,049
Mom, you said you'd listen
to what I had to say.
277
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,802
Right, go ahead.
278
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,554
If you had said
not to drive for a week
279
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,556
that would have meant any car.
280
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,141
You knew that's what we meant.
281
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,435
That's not what you said.
282
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,979
You said not to drive our car.
283
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,689
Are you telling us that would
284
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,024
have made any difference?
285
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,235
It would have made it
perfectly clear, yes.
286
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,319
In other words
287
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,488
the misunderstanding
was our fault.
288
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,114
No, it wasn't
your fault.
289
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,032
It's just that
290
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,867
I wish you
could have used
291
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,910
more exact words.
292
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,453
That's what
you would like
293
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,955
from now on--
exact words?
294
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,707
Sure, then
there's no
communication gap.
295
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,959
Are you
prepared to live
296
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,043
by the same
rules?
297
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,837
Absolutely.
298
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,798
All right.
299
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,258
Your mother and I believe
300
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,885
that you knew precisely
what we meant...
301
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:11,851
but if you want to live
by exact words, okay.
302
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,978
Then I'm not grounded
for the next ten days?
303
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,522
No-- well, you still have
four days to go
304
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,898
on that freeway incident.
305
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,525
Okay.
306
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,902
Then I won't miss the concert.
307
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:23,988
Good night.
308
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,698
BOTH:
Good night.
309
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,949
( door closes )
310
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,492
I'm not sure
we should have
311
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,869
let him get
away with that.
312
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,287
Well, honey,
I don't think
313
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,413
we're letting him
314
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,914
get away
with anything
315
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,084
because exact words
are pretty hard to live by.
316
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,844
Okay, Old Croaker, this is just
a warm-up for the big event.
317
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,554
Show them you're
the best frog.
318
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,306
Come on, Old Croaker,
you can do it!
319
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,100
Remember, Spunker,
you're a thoroughbred.
320
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,351
You can take him easy.
321
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,686
Are you
ready, Bobby?
322
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,896
Yeah, I'm ready.
323
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,731
Okay, the first one
to jump off the tarp
324
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,024
is the
winner, okay?
Okay.
325
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,275
On your mark...
326
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,110
get set...
327
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,737
Go!
328
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,531
( all shouting )
329
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,657
Come on,
Old Croaker!
330
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,117
Come on,
Old Croaker!
331
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,039
Catch him, Spunker!
Catch him, catch him!
332
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,123
Spunker, move!
333
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,167
( all shouting )
334
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793
Come on,
Old Croaker!
335
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,462
Come on, Old Croaker!
336
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,466
Spunker...
337
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,343
Come on, Croaker!
338
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,969
Just a little
more, come on!
339
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,514
( all shouting )
340
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:36,852
Yay!
341
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,145
Attaboy,
Old Croaker.
342
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,522
Come on, let's go
give him a treat.
Yeah.
343
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,151
Spunker...
344
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,778
Spunker...
345
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,821
what's the matter?
346
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,032
You okay, Spunker?
347
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,992
Spunker?
348
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,285
He looks sick.
349
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,080
Maybe he ate
a bad fly or
something.
350
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,206
What if he
doesn't feel
351
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,374
like jumping
tomorrow?
352
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,167
Here, why don't
you hold him?
353
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,169
( screams )
354
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,671
Spunker?
355
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,713
You hold him.
356
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,714
Where you going?
357
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,091
Down to
Burke's Pond.
358
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,843
I'm going to go get
a plain old frog--
359
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:10,761
a mutt.
360
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,055
I think we just
became frog-sitters.
361
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,014
( yells )
362
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,849
( screams )
363
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,605
Hi, Dad.
364
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,857
Oh, hi, Greg. I didn't
hear you come in.
365
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,110
How long have
you been home?
366
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,861
About 15 minutes.
367
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,155
I said I'd be home
368
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,199
and ready
for bed by 11:00.
369
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,909
My exact words.
370
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,245
Your exact words.
371
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,747
Right.
372
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,124
Well, good night.
373
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,000
Good night.
374
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,084
Oh, Greg?
Yes?
375
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,585
Did you get
around to washing
376
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,045
your mother's
car today?
377
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,839
Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot.
378
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,007
I'll do it tomorrow.
379
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,509
You said you'd do it today.
380
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,386
Well, yeah, I did, but...
381
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,263
Were those your exact words?
382
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,473
My exact words.
383
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,670
( knock at door )
384
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,839
Come in.
385
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,049
Mom?
386
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,133
Where's Dad?
387
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,718
Taking a shower.
388
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,761
I had one, too.
389
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,804
Tell him I finished
washing the car.
390
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,639
I lived up to
my exact words.
391
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,849
I certainly will.
392
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,850
Good night.
393
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,769
Oh, just a minute,
Marcia told me
394
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,062
you were
changing chores
395
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,396
with her this week.
Yeah.
396
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,315
I was late to ball practice
the other day.
397
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,441
She took out the trash.
398
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,901
I said I'd do her next chore.
399
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,653
Good, hers was tonight.
400
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,113
Tonight?
401
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,406
Tonight.
402
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,534
And tonight has
exactly 15 minutes left.
403
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,224
I can't remember
which one is Herman.
404
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,768
Now, you're Flash.
405
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,936
No, you're Flash.
406
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,938
I thought you were going
to get one frog
407
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,481
not drain
the pond dry.
408
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,067
BOBBY:
I got to find Herman,
he's my best jumper,
409
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,527
but they
all look alike.
410
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,862
Not to another frog,
they don't.
411
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,114
Very funny.
412
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,240
Hey, look,
why don't you
413
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,324
put them
all in a line
414
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,659
and the one that
jumps the farthest
415
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,577
has got
to be Herman.
416
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,746
Hey, yeah,
that's a great idea.
417
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,124
You're a lot smarter
than you look.
418
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,167
Hey, come back here.
419
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,127
Come on, help me.
420
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,211
Come on, Peter...
421
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,588
Help me put
them all down.
422
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,050
That must
be Herman.
423
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,099
Yeah, it's going to be
a great concert, Rachel.
424
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,934
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
425
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,185
Right.
426
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,437
Good-bye.
427
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,689
Greg, can we leave
at 7:00 tonight?
428
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,815
Can we leave
at 7:00?
429
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,191
That will give us
plenty of time.
430
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,402
The contest
starts at 8:00.
431
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,486
Contest?
432
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,530
Yeah, you know the big
frog-jumping contest.
433
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,198
You said
you'd take us.
434
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,826
Sorry, you guys, no way.
435
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,536
What do you mean, no way?
436
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,290
No way. I got a date tonight
with Rachel for the concert.
437
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,875
But you promised.
438
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,793
That was before
the concert came up.
439
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,504
You guys better make
some other plans.
440
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,425
Did you say you'd
take them, Greg?
441
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,260
Well, yes, but that
was before I knew
442
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,595
about the concert.
443
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,013
Did you put any conditions
on your promise
444
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,599
like, "unless something
else comes up"?
445
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,601
No, he didn't.
446
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,271
No, I didn't,
but that's what I meant.
447
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,398
We're not talking
about what you meant.
448
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,817
We're talking about
your exact words, remember?
449
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,029
Couldn't you take Peter
and Bobby tonight?
450
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,447
We have a dinner date.
451
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,867
We might be able to change it,
but we're not going to.
452
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:03,952
Why not?
453
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:07,539
Because you said you wanted
to live by exact words.
454
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,334
That's great. What am I
going to tell Rachel?
455
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,420
Tell her there's a big
frog-jumping contest.
456
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,468
Rachel, I hate to tell you this,
457
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,179
but I can't take you
to the concert tonight.
458
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,181
Oh, no, why not?
459
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:30,062
Well, it's kind of a long story,
but I've got to take my brothers
460
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,731
to a... frog-jumping contest.
461
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,942
A frog-jumping contest?
462
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,735
There's just no way out, honest.
463
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,071
I can't blame you
for being angry.
464
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,948
Well, things can come up.
465
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,074
I understand that.
466
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,575
You mean, you're not sore at me?
467
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,577
After all, I did promise
to take you to the concert.
468
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,663
I know,
and I'm sorry about that,
469
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:52,376
but maybe we can go to a movie
after that frog-jumping contest.
470
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,795
Rachel, you are
the greatest, grooviest,
471
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,881
most understanding person
in the whole world.
472
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,717
Does that mean
yes or no to a movie?
473
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,263
I'll pick you up at 9:30.
474
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,472
Good-bye.
475
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,099
Bye.
476
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,853
Listen, you guys,
I'm in a hurry.
477
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,856
I still have
to pick up Rachel
and get to that movie.
478
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,400
Okay.
Thanks for
taking us, Greg.
479
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,527
Even if my frog
came in 35th.
480
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,611
Mine came in 49th.
481
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,405
Our frogs
sure bombed out.
482
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,489
Yeah...
483
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,533
The frogs-- we left
them in the car!
484
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,450
The frogs!
485
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,493
Greg, wait!
486
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,953
Wait, you got
the frogs!
487
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,996
I bet you no one else
488
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,580
ever went to
a drive-in movie
489
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,457
with a bunch of frogs.
490
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,088
Sorry I took
so long.
491
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,507
There's really a line
at that snack bar.
492
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,384
Pizza smells
fantastic.
493
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,386
Yeah.
494
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,362
You know, I still feel
bad about that concert.
495
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,780
Maybe some other time.
496
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,074
Sure. But I was really looking
forward to being with you
497
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,659
more than anything else.
498
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,412
Same with me.
499
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,206
The last time
we came to a drive-in
500
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,251
I had to bring my kid brother
along, remember?
501
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,586
How could I forget?
502
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,504
What a pest.
503
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,472
Yeah, this time
we're alone.
504
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:32,517
All alone.
505
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,524
( croaking )
506
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,735
Oh, no!
507
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,153
My brothers' frogs!
508
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,113
Oh, Rachel,
I'm sorry. Here.
509
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,117
Popcorn!
510
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,994
We can get him
out of here.
511
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,455
It's crawling down behind the...
Can you get it?
512
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,501
Oh, that does it!
513
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,132
I don't think we'll be
eating this tonight.
514
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,928
( croaking )
515
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:12,307
And he was in
34th place, too.
516
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,558
( laughing )
517
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,727
You may have invented
a whole new dish--
518
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,438
pepperoni-frog pizza.
519
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,065
You know, the evening would have
been a complete wipe-out
520
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,526
if Rachel hadn't been
such a good sport.
521
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,528
Yeah, and none of it
would've happened
522
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,862
except for
your "exact words."
523
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,116
Say, you suppose
we could forget about that?
524
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,701
That's a deal.
525
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,162
Good night, Dad.
Good night.
526
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,373
Good night, Mom.
Good night, honey.
527
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,583
Let's get some
sleep, honey.
528
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,670
I got to
get up early.
529
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:48,301
Hey, don't I get
a good night kiss?
530
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:50,929
You didn't
say anything
531
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,472
about a good
night kiss.
532
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,557
Hmm?
533
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,892
No. You just said you
had to get some sleep.
534
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,727
Those were
your exact words.
535
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,188
Oh, yeah, but that's
not what I meant.
536
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,483
Oh, well, go ahead.
537
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,193
On the other hand
538
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,112
those were
my exact words.
539
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:10,157
Oh, now, Mike,
come on, come on.
540
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,283
Give me a kiss.
541
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,368
I'll give you a kiss.
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