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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hey, Steve.
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Listen, you guys, I...
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Hi.
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Come on, you guys,
it isn't my fault.
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( sighs )
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Hi.
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I'll walk home
with you.
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( sighs )
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Bobby!
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Hi, Cindy.
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong?
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Everything's wrong.
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What do you mean?
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My whole class hates me.
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( car horn honks )
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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You didn't say anything
about getting a boat.
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I didn't know
I was going to.
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Honey, where'd
you get that?
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I delivered my plans
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for the marine addition
to Joe Houston.
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He was about to commit
this thing to the junkyard.
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I thought
we can fix it up.
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Far out.
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It doesn't look
very seaworthy.
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As a matter of fact
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it doesn't even look
very bathtub-worthy.
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Wow, a boat!
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Is it ours?
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Well, I'm afraid
so, sweetie.
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When do we go sailing?
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As soon as we're sure
we're not going to go sinking.
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GREG:
Hey, look what
we got, Bobby!
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Where are you going?
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Up to my room.
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Gee, that's not
like Bobby.
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I thought he'd be
more excited than anyone.
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I think Bobby
has a problem.
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A problem? Did something
happen at school today?
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It must have.
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Bobby says
his whole class hates him.
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I hate you, too.
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Mind if we come in?
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My goodness, Bobby
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you look like the world
has come to an end.
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That would be good.
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What?
Bad as all that?
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Want to talk
about it?
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There's nothing you can do.
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There's nothing anybody can do.
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Well, let's see.
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Come on,
you tell us about it.
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( sighs )
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So?
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Don't you know
what it is?
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Sure. It's
an armband.
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School "safety monitor."
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Safety monitor?
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S.M. Should stand
for "snitch monitor."
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Aah, what's that
supposed to mean?
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It means I have to fink
on all my friends.
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That's not
finking, Bobby.
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If the kids at school
break a rule
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it's the safety monitor's
job to report them.
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Some job.
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When the teacher asked
for a volunteer
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not one kid in the class
raised his hand-- not one kid.
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So she made me the safety...
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the class cop.
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Did you ever
stop to think
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she might have picked you
because she thought
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you were responsible enough
to do a good job?
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What do you mean?
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Well, take police,
for instance.
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You know, it isn't
part of their job
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to like arresting people.
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They share a responsibility
to enforce the rules.
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And rules are very
important, Bobby.
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They're made to
protect people.
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Never thought of it that way.
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And you'll be a great
safety monitor, Bobby
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if you try.
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You think so?
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Why, we'd bet on it.
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What are you doing?
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Studying the rules.
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If I'm going to be a safety
monitor I'm going the best one
the school has ever had
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Well it's past your bedtime so
just a few more minutes okay
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Okay.
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Oh wow!
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What's the matter?
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I didn't know chewing gum was
against the rules.
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I've been illegal all term.
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Hey!
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Ya?
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Your chewing gum!
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So.
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Regulation 16A says your not
allowed to chew gum in
classrooms or ha
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This is my post. No gum.
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Who's chewing gum?
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Hey wait! You're trying to
swallow the evidence.
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I just did!
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Wont do any good.
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Cluck Cluck
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I'm not chicken I'm just doing
my job
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How do you spell your name?
Last name first
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Every time we try to go
someplace she always gets car
sick
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What's your name?
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Why?
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You just littered.
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I tried to get it in the waste
can
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That's what they all say.
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Name please. Last name first.
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BOY:
Come on,
give it to me!
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Come on,
give it to me!
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Okay, you three
hold it.
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Right there.
Hold it.
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There is to be no
disorderly conduct in the halls
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especially at my post.
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We were only trying
to help him carry his books.
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That's your story.
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I know, last name first.
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Boy, this is what I've
always wanted-- a boat.
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Ha-ha. Me, too.
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Give me a boat
and a moonlit night
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and I'm all set.
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Haven't you
forgot something?
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What?
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The girl.
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Oh, she's there,
little brother.
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She's there.
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MIKE:
Ahoy, there!
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Hi.
Oh, hi.
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Okay, kids,
if we're going sailing
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we have to learn
a little something about it.
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With a boat
this size
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there really
isn't much to learn.
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If you want to do it safely
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there's a lot more
than you think.
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For instance, who knows
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which side is port
and which starboard?
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The left side
is port.
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Right. Yeah.
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I know which side
is starboard.
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The right one.
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Yes, that's right.
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Well, I
couldn't miss.
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Okay, now,
when two boats meet
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who has the right of way?
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The biggest boat.
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No. The boat on the right--
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the same
as the rules of the road.
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Yeah, but what
if they're coming
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straight at
each other?
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Then we're back
to the biggest boat.
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What are we doing?
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Well, we're learning
a little bit about sailing.
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Can I learn, too?
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Why, sure.
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Where's Bobby?
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He's still busy at school.
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What's he doing?
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He stopped seven kids
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from running down the stairs
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and he was still trying
to get their names when I left.
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Well, he's really serious
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about being
the long arm of the law.
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( girls laughing )
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Hey, wait!
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Stop!
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You're running
in the halls.
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It's okay--
it's my brother. Come on.
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Cindy!
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What are you doing?
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What does it
look like I'm doing?
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I know her name. What's yours?
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Last name first.
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Bobby, you
can't turn me in!
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I'm your own sister!
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Watch it.
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I can also cite you for
arguing with a safety monitor.
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Neatness counts.
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Thanks Alice.
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Here!
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What's the cheese for?
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For you! All rats eat cheese!
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What was that all about?
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She's just sore because,
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I was doing my duty.
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I had to turn her name in
cuz she was running in the hall.
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That's why she had to stay
after school becasue you
reported her?
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Ya.
She was running in the hall.
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When you break a rule
you have to get punished.
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Ill keep it down to a slow walk
in the kitchen.
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And he wrote down
the names, even mine.
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But that's his
job, sweetheart.
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Yes, but I'm
his very own sister.
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That doesn't give you
any special privileges.
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The same rules
apply to you
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that apply to
everyone else.
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I don't see why they should.
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Let me see.
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I'll try to explain it
to you this way.
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Let's say
that Bobby was a policeman
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and, uh, I drove
through a red light--
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accidentally,
of course--
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well, I would expect him
to give me a ticket.
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Your own son?!
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Absolutely.
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Boy, if I ever had
a son who was a policeman
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and he gave me a ticket
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I'd give him a spanking.
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( stamping feet )
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I guess she was complaining
about me.
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You guessed right.
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I guess you took her side.
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You guessed wrong.
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You didn't?
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Yeah. Well, Cindy
didn't like it
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but you were just
doing your duty, honey.
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I'm glad you understand, Mom.
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Oh, I do. I do.
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Listen, being in a position
of authority isn't easy.
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Right.
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Thanks, Mom.
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It's kind of tough
being a lawman.
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It's a big responsibility.
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Oh, I know, officer.
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I wonder if he really would
give me a ticket.
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( knocking )
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Come in.
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Jan, I got to talk to you
about something.
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Well, can't it wait?
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I'm awful busy.
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I just saw Alice
setting the table.
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So?
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It's your turn
to set the table tonight.
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What business
is that of yours?
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Mom and Dad told us not to go
pushing off our chores on Alice.
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Well, look,
Bobby, I have...
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You're breaking a rule.
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People can't just go around
breaking rules.
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Bobby, you're a safety
at school, not at home.
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A rule is a rule.
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At school or at home.
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You're going to be
on my report.
268
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,069
What report?
269
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,779
I'm turning in a report
to Mom and Dad
270
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:18,822
at the end of the week.
271
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,615
Well, I've got
a very good reason
272
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,033
for not setting the table.
273
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,786
And I've got a very good reason
for reporting you.
274
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,787
You broke a rule.
275
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:26,955
See you later.
276
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,551
( door opens )
277
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,694
You were supposed to be in
by 11:30.
278
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,904
Sorry I woke you up, Bobby.
279
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,990
You're 25 minutes late.
280
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,409
Go back to sleep.
281
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,036
I'll have to tell Mom and Dad.
282
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,203
Huh?
283
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,247
You're going
to be on my report
284
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,206
at the end of the week.
285
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,708
What report?
286
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,168
You broke a rule.
287
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:13,835
You came in late.
288
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:17,088
Listen, I have a very good
reason for being late.
289
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,341
That's what they all say.
290
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:24,179
How could they cram ten feet
of nerve into four feet of kid?
291
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,604
You know, I thought
everybody would love
292
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,229
the way that Jan and
I painted the boat.
293
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,107
Boats are supposed
to be one color.
294
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,610
You want to scare
the fish to death?
295
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,903
Okay, so we goofed.
296
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,572
You're lucky
you're not on Bobby's report.
297
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,741
Yeah. Do you believe
that report?
298
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,576
I have to. I'm on it.
299
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,912
So am I. The little stinker.
300
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,288
What are you on it for?
301
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,831
I'm not supposed
to borrow
302
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,583
any of Mom's things
unless I ask
303
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,627
and Bobby saw me
borrowing a bracelet.
304
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,921
You know,
I think being a school safety
305
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,256
has gone right
to his fat little head.
306
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,467
I'd like to give him a good kick
307
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,762
right in his fat little...
other end.
308
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,934
Two eggs check, two cups
cream check.
309
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,352
Beat at high speeds
for 30 seconds.
310
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:16,731
Alice, I just went
by the trash cans.
311
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,359
You've got some spray bottles
and cans in with other things.
312
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,027
So?
313
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:21,778
They're supposed to be
kept separate.
314
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,322
Sorry, but I'm going to
have to put you on my report.
315
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,408
Report??
316
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,130
Boy, does that look neat!
317
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,214
Who's going
to be the captain?
318
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,674
Your father,
of course!
319
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,800
Ta-dum!
320
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,218
What am I
going to be?
321
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,302
Probably seasick.
322
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,262
( laughter )
323
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,431
Hey, when can we
go sailing, Dad?
324
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,057
If we get the sail I ordered
325
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,184
we can put it in the water
on the weekend.
326
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,728
Good!
Oh, good!
327
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,354
That's really
great, Dad.
328
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,399
Hey, where are you going
all dressed up?
329
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,735
All us safeties
have to go to school
330
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,319
and get our
picture taken.
331
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,697
Be careful and don't get
your good clothes dirty.
332
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,865
I won't.
See you later.
333
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,616
Okay, honey. Bye.
334
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,120
Dad, does he have to go with us
when we launch the boat?
335
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,122
Well, now,
that's a silly question.
336
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,206
Of course he does.
337
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,709
Well... if he's
going to go,
338
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,712
I don't really think
I want to.
339
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,464
That goes double for me.
340
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,132
Make that triple.
341
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,259
Hey, wait a minute.
342
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,178
Come back here.
What is this?
343
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,430
We haven't even
launched the boat yet
344
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,681
and we've got a mutiny?
345
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,141
What's going on here?
346
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,728
( all talking at once )
347
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,194
See you guys later.
348
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,239
GIRL:
Oh, Bobby! Bobby!
349
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,699
Oh, am I glad
to see you.
350
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,784
Hi, Jill.
351
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,369
You've got to help me.
352
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,703
My cat's stuck.
Your cat?
353
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,163
Around the corner.
354
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,706
It's stuck
in that old house.
355
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,333
They're going
to tear it down.
356
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,460
I can't get in.
It's all boarded up.
357
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,379
We can't go in
that old house.
358
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,090
There's a sign in front
that says "no trespassing."
359
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,885
Please, you've got
to get Pandora out for me!
360
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:09,302
( sighs )
361
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,638
Gee, Jill, I'd like to help,
362
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,640
but... it says "keep out."
363
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,974
A rule's a rule.
364
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,643
What if Pandora's hurt?
365
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,228
You've got to help me.
366
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,691
Please, you've got
to get Pandora out for me!
367
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,152
Well... I know
I'm not supposed to do this...
368
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,197
Here, Pandora.
369
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,158
Come here, Pandora.
370
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,161
( meowing )
371
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:19,998
Pandora?
372
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,750
( meowing continues )
373
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,044
Are you up there?
374
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,171
( yowling )
375
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,797
( coughing )
376
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,632
( meowing )
377
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,803
( coughs )
378
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,180
( meows )
379
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,973
Thanks, Bobby.
380
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,809
( coughing )
381
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:46,566
Boy... Mom and Dad
are going to kill me.
382
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,119
Mom?
383
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,624
Dad?
384
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,221
Wow!
385
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,473
What luck!
386
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,309
I've still got a whole hour.
387
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,089
What?!
388
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,424
Oh, no!
389
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,805
...we went
to our sale.
390
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,516
Yeah, here.
Let me help, Alice.
391
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,517
Okay.
392
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,935
If there's
one thing I hate,
393
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,521
it's a last-day,
half-price bargain sale.
394
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,772
Oh, me, too.
395
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,108
All that pushing and
shoving and grabbing.
396
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,984
I hope I didn't
hurt anybody.
397
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,908
I have told those kids
not to leave the door open.
398
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,786
What on earth...?
399
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,580
CAROL:
Where are all those suds
coming from?
400
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,124
The washing machine
must be on.
401
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,667
Did you leave it
on automatic?
402
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,502
I wasn't even
using it today.
403
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,421
My goodness...
404
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,798
Oh, Alice!
405
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,800
The washing machine's
gone crazy!
406
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,635
BOBBY:
Help! Mom!
407
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,638
Mrs. Brady, the suds
are calling you.
408
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,556
Bobby?
409
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,724
BOBBY:
Yeah, it's me!
410
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,225
Where... oh, Bobby...
411
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,893
Here he is.
Where are you?
412
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,103
Here he is. Wait.
413
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,855
Oh, what in the world
happened?
414
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,023
Are you all right?
415
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,107
I think so.
416
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,358
What were you doing?
417
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,026
Washing my clothes.
418
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,070
You're supposed to
take your clothes off
419
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,447
before you wash them.
420
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,157
Bobby... oh...
Oh, honey...
421
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,366
Sorry.
422
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,702
Yeah, you should be.
423
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,704
And when there wasn't
anybody home
424
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,540
I figured
I could wash my good clothes
425
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,792
and you'd never find out.
426
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,586
( sighs )
427
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,004
Well, what do you think?
428
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,590
It calls for
a punishment,
doesn't it?
429
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,594
I broke a rule--
I have to get punished.
430
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,680
Well, not necessarily,
Bobby.
431
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,349
What do you mean?
432
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,808
Well, you did
break a rule,
433
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,769
but you saved
a little girl's cat
434
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,772
and that's a good reason
for breaking a rule.
435
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,190
MIKE:
Bob, we always
436
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:55,982
have to have
rules and laws,
437
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,611
but we always have
to use them with
reason and justice.
438
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,238
You mean you're not
going to punish me?
439
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,782
Not for this.
440
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,033
Oh, wow! Thanks!
441
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,159
Wait a minute.
442
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,619
We're not through yet.
443
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,745
What else is there?
444
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:09,329
I want to talk to you
445
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,415
about that report you're
making out for us.
446
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,500
What about it?
447
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,834
Other people have reasons
448
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,419
for breaking rules, too.
449
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,506
Do you know why Greg
was late getting
home that night?
450
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,674
No.
451
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,592
Because his date
forgot her house key.
452
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:23,343
Her parents weren't home
453
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,680
and he didn't want
her waiting around
alone at night.
454
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:30,558
Gee, I guess that is a good
reason for breaking a rule.
455
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,185
But Greg never told me.
456
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,771
He says he tried to,
but you wouldn't listen.
457
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:38,650
And you know the reason why Jan
didn't set the table that night?
458
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:39,609
No.
459
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,777
Because she had
to read a book
460
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,028
for a test the next morning.
461
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,322
MIKE:
And one more thing.
462
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,782
Being an authority at school
463
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,284
does not give you that
same authority at home.
464
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:49,703
You understand?
465
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:50,578
Yes, sir.
466
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,871
From what we've heard,
467
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:54,708
you have become
the most unwelcome young man
468
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,793
at Clinton Avenue
Elementary School.
469
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:57,335
Let alone at home.
470
00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,422
I guess
I was a real stinker, huh?
471
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:04,426
Yeah, I guess
the name "stinker"
fits pretty well.
472
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,637
Maybe I should apologize
to them, huh?
473
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,597
I think that would
be a very good idea.
474
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:13,393
Well, I hope you've learned
something from all this.
475
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,561
Boy, I sure have.
476
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,272
First,
even if you have authority,
477
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,857
you've got to listen to people
478
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,860
and second, you've got to use
good justice and reason
479
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:22,902
like you said.
480
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,738
Good. Anything else?
481
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:28,366
Oh, yeah,
the most important thing of all.
482
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,075
What's that?
483
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:33,455
Never use a whole box of soap
in the washing machine.
484
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,790
You can say that again.
485
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,625
( laughing )
486
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,762
We've got to loosen
the mast
487
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:51,139
and lash the boat
to the top of the car
488
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,974
and then put her
in the water.
489
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,934
Hey, where's Bobby?
490
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,186
I thought
he was here. He...
491
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:57,896
Where'd you
get those?
492
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,481
JAN:
That's tighter
than your skin.
493
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:00,899
Mom said to wear something
494
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,026
that it wouldn't matter
if it got dirty.
495
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,486
Aren't those his good pants?
496
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,237
Those were his good pants.
497
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,157
Listen, Bobby, next time,
before you wash something,
498
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,369
will you check the label
where it says "dry clean only"?
499
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,453
MIKE:
Come on, everybody.
500
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,497
We've got to take
the mast down first.
501
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,082
Everybody get in position.
502
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,376
Right.
Loosen the line there and...
503
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,586
ready--
one, two, three, heave.
504
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,296
( pants ripping )
505
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,507
Uh-oh.
506
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,302
Excuse me. Uh...
507
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,392
I'll be back in just a minute.
508
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,186
What's the matter
with Bobby?
509
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:40,563
I think he got
a split amidships.
510
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:41,898
( laughter )
511
00:24:41,940 --> 00:25:25,231
Yeah, and I'll bet
he's got a draft... aft.
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