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♪ Here's the story
of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold,
like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy
with three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all became
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch,
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Oops!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm not.
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I've been wanting
to meet you.
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I'm Jennifer Nichols.
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Hi. I'm Greg Brady.
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I know.
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I've been aware of
you for a long time
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but you probably
didn't notice.
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Are you kidding?
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I've been wanting
to meet you, too.
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You know, I bet we
have a lot in common.
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I'll bet we have.
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What do you like?
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Movies? Sports? Surfing?
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Are you a surfer?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fantastic!
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I should have known, with
a physique like yours.
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Oh, well, I lift weights
to keep in shape.
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Oh. Maybe
I should try that.
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What for?
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Your shape doesn't
need any improving.
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Thanks. I'd still
love to learn
to surf, though.
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Maybe I could teach you.
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Great!
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I'm not doing
a thing Saturday.
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You are now.
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Pick you up
at 10:00.
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Hey, don't you
want my number?
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Yeah.
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I, uh...
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Wait.
No, I have...
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8-1-4...
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9-0-3-1.
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See you later...
Greggy.
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One, two, tell me
who are you-- the Bears!
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Three, four, tell me who's
going to score-- the Bears!
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Five, six, tell me who's got
the kicks-- the Bears!
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Well, that was the beginning.
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What do you think?
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It looks like you're
swatting a fly.
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What are you knocking
yourself out for?
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Because I want to be chosen the
head cheerleader, that's why.
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Well, how can you miss?
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Greg's the chairman
of the committee
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that's picking
the head cheerleader.
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What's that got to do with it?
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Greg's
your brother.
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So what?
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Brothers
and sisters
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are relatives--
get it?
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Cindy, I'm going to win
this fair and square,
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brother or no brother.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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What's with him?
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Baloney! Joe Namath
has a better passing average--
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almost six out of ten.
That's 60%.
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But Roman Gabriel
has a better
passing average.
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I'll prove it.
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Greg, what's Joe Namath's
passing average?
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814-9031.
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Hi, Greg.
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Hi, Mom.
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How was
school today?
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Couldn't be better.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi.
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I think he's invented
a new subject:
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Frozen Geometry.
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Hi, son.
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Hi, Dad.
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Watch this.
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( laughing )
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Jack Nicklaus,
eat your heart out.
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Great putt, Dad.
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We're going to murder
them tomorrow.
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Murder who?
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Joe Nelson and that
overgrown son of his.
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He's been needling
me all week
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because they beat
us on Saturday.
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Oh, no... I forgot
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all about our game
tomorrow, Dad.
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Huh?
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I met this fantastic
girl in school today
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and I made a date
with her for Saturday.
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All right,
say no more.
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I remember
the priorities
at your age.
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I'll get
another partner.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Greg, you left these
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in the refrigerator.
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In the refrigerator?
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Yes.
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Boy, that must
be some girl.
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Oh, yeah, some girl.
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Yeah, well,
maybe I can get
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Sam Murdoch
for tomorrow.
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Mike, listen,
I was thinking.
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You know, if I took
a lesson or two
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I could learn
to play golf
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and then you wouldn't
have to go looking
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for a partner.
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A lesson or two?
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Yeah.
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Honey, golf
is a very
complicated game.
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Yes, but I'm
good at sports.
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You must admit I'm
a very good swimmer.
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Well, yes, but
swimming is one thing
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and golf is another.
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It's taken me years
and years of practice
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just to be terrible.
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Greg, if you're going surfing,
why are you combing your hair?
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he must have a new girlfriend
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he always combs his hair when he
has a new girlfriend
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don't you guys have anything to
do besides watch me?
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what's she like Greg?
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what's it to ya?
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she's gotta be a real beast or
he'd want to talk about her
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he's probably going out with
King Kong's sister
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ya, where'd you meet her? On top
of the Empire State Building?
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keep it up. When I come back
I'll bring you two monkeys a
bunch of bananas
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"Place extended left hand
over top of shaft
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with three knuckles visible."
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Okay.
Yeah, I think so.
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Place right hand
over the left
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so that
the right palm
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covers
the left thumb.
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With toes
pointed outward...
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slightly squat.
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Bend at the waist,
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pivot hips
to the right,
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shoulder
under the chin
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and bring club head
slowly back.
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Okay, are you
getting your club
head slowly back?
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Yeah. Just a second.
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"Keeping head steady,
eyes on the ball
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start your downswing."
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Guess we better try that again,
huh Alice?
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Next time hollar four would ya?
Sorry
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What'll you have?
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oh I don't know you decide for
me
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okay. Two chiuahuahs please.
Light on the mustard heavy on
the pickel Ellie
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Double order of french fries and
two orange drinks
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Oh Greg you're so sure of
yourself
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it's just a matter of self
confidence
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that's one of your most
appealing traits
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I mean so few real men are
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and uh why didn't you tell me
you were such a fantastic
surfer?
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I wouldn't say fantastic
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but you are
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I bet it ruined your whole day
having to teach a beginner like
me
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no I loved it
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you weren't scared were you?
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scared? how could I be scared
with your big strong arms
around me to protect me?
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well I wouldn't want to lose my
prized pupil, would I?
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Oh, here we are.
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Mm! This is good.
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You certainly
can pick them.
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Yes, I certainly
can pick them.
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Oh, Greggy.
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Here comes
lover boy.
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Oh, I'm swooning
with love.
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Sigh!
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Okay, listen, you guys.
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I'm bringing Jennifer over
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to meet Mom and Dad.
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I don't want
any clowning around.
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Understand?
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Who? Us?
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Yeah.
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If you want
to clown around
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go join the circus.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Greg.
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Did you
have a good time?
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The best day
of my life.
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I want to bring Jennifer
over to meet you and Dad.
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Oh? Well, sure, Greg.
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We'd love to meet her.
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How about tonight?
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I'm taking her
out to a movie.
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Didn't you see
enough of her today?
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Can a person get tired of
looking at the Mona Lisa?
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( sighs )
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Mona Lisa!
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Did he really say that?
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He sure did.
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Mona Lisa may
have the smile
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but, apparently,
Jennifer's got
everything else
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to go along with it.
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I'm sure you're
going to like them.
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Don't be nervous.
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Mom, Dad...
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this is
Jennifer Nichols.
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Hello.
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Hello,
Jennifer.
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So you're
Greg's father.
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Well, it's certainly not hard
to see where Greg gets
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his good looks.
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What a marvelous house
you have here, Mrs. Brady!
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It's no wonder Greg
has such good taste.
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Isn't she something?
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Yeah,
she sure is.
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Yes, indeed.
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What a lovely picture!
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Are these all
your children?
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Gee, I sure hope so.
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Your other two sons
are very nice-looking,
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Mr. Brady,
but Greg, well...
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Did you two kids
enjoy surfing today?
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Oh, at first
I was terrified,
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but when you're
with someone
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who's so strong
and capable...
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Now, Jennifer...
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You know
you are, Greggy!
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Greggy?
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I think if we're going to go to
that movie we should get started
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What picture are you going to
see?
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They got a great science fiction
picture playing at the Cornett
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It's really exciting I saw it.
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Oh ah well we can go see
something else
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No Greg, you want to see that
picture so that's where we're
going.
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oh no it's not that important
Jennifer
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I'l be happy to see it again
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It was a pleasure
to meet you.
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You, too, Jennifer.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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CAROL:
Have fun.
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Thanks.
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Good night.
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Talk about
a snow job.
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Yeah... boy,
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she could give lessons
to Jack Frost.
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What do you suppose
she's after?
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Well, I don't know.
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But I get the feeling
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that whatever
Jennifer wants
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Jennifer gets.
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What's so important about being
an old cheerleader anyway
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well it's a great honor, shows
you've got spirit and helps you
inspire people
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and you get to meet all the
football players
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I think I'll try that one more
time
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okay ready and...three...four
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show me..who's going to score!
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That'll really fire
them up, huh, Greg?
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No comment.
264
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,987
What do you mean,
"no comment"?
265
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,406
If you're trying
to influence me
266
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,199
because I'm chairman
of the judging committee,
267
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,450
you're wasting your time.
268
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,451
Influence you?
269
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,537
I just wanted
your opinion.
270
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:25,912
Just because
you're my sister
271
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,164
don't expect any favors.
272
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,916
Who's asking for any?
273
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:30,500
When I vote, Marcia,
274
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,169
it doesn't matter
who the contestant is.
275
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,046
I'm going to be fair
and impartial.
276
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,048
( phone rings )
277
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,384
Hello.
278
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,593
JENNIFER:
Hi, Greggy.
279
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,971
Oh, just a minute.
280
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:43,388
Do you mind?
281
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,390
I'd like a little privacy.
282
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,601
My pleasure.
283
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,110
Hello, Jennifer.
284
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,237
I wanted to thank you
for the movie.
285
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,823
I just found out
the craziest coincidence.
286
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:02,949
What's that?
287
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,616
I didn't know you were
288
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,703
on the committee
to pick the head cheerleader!
289
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,871
I'm the chairman.
290
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,039
What's the coincidence?
291
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,081
I'm entering the contest to be
292
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,166
the head cheerleader.
293
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,002
You're entering the contest?
294
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,087
That's the dream
I've always had--
295
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,131
to be the head cheerleader.
296
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,135
Wish me luck, Greggy.
297
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,136
Bye.
298
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,137
Bye.
299
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:27,223
( line clicks )
300
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:30,185
GREG:
When I vote, Marcia, it doesn't
matter who the contestant is.
301
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,146
I'm going to be
fair and impartial.
302
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,148
Wish me luck.
303
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,200
JENNIFER:
Hi.
304
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:45,617
Hi.
305
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,117
Glad I've run
into you.
306
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,411
I wanted to ask
you something.
307
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,454
Sure. About what?
308
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,789
Cheerleader tryouts.
309
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,457
Not about the cheers
or anything--
310
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,543
Wouldn't use our
friendship that way,
would I, Greggy?
311
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,086
Of course not.
312
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,380
I thought I'd wear
this at the tryouts.
313
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,005
I picked blue
314
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,633
because it's your
favorite color, Greggy.
315
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,635
How do you
think it looks?
316
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,553
I think
it looks terrific.
317
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,138
I hoped
you'd say that.
318
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,556
Got to get
to class. Bye.
319
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,141
( blowing kiss )
320
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,397
Well, if it isn't
Mr. Fair-and-Impartial.
321
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,107
What's that
supposed to mean?
322
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,775
You wouldn't even
watch me practice,
323
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,527
but you can help her
pick an outfit.
324
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,696
Marcia, if you think I'd vote
for her because she's...
325
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,490
Your girlfriend, Greggy?
326
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,450
She has as much right
to enter as anybody.
327
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,994
Even more--
she's already
got one sure vote.
328
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,663
Oh, come on, Marcia.
329
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:36,001
Well, I've got one consolation--
there are three other judges.
330
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:46,052
At least I've got a chance to
win their votes fair and square.
331
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,138
At least I've got a chance to
win their votes fair and square.
332
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:58,106
You're doing just fine Mrs.
Brady. It's not your fault of
the ball won't cooperate
333
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,316
Golf isn't a game it's a form of
torture
334
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,527
Hi Mom. Hi Alice
335
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571
You kids home from
school already?
336
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,656
My goodness, I had no idea
it was so late.
337
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,907
What are you doing?
338
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,034
Oh, well, I was, uh...
339
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,036
trying to surprise
your father
340
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,495
by learning
how to play golf.
341
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,581
It's a lot tougher
than I thought.
342
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,207
Doesn't look
tough to me.
343
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,625
All you have to do
is hit the ball
344
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,668
in that little thing?
345
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,003
That's all.
346
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,129
Can I try it?
347
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,340
Sure. Be my guest.
348
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,266
See?
It's not so tough.
349
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,608
Well... there goes
what's left of my ego.
350
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,320
Here I've been trying
to do this for hours
351
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,073
Bobby walks up, without
hardly looking, just...
352
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,952
Alice! I did it!
353
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,121
Mrs. Brady, I think
you've found
354
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,332
the secret to golf--
don't look.
355
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,589
Wow, am I beat.
356
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,300
You'll probably
be practicing
in your sleep.
357
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,469
What are you
working so hard for?
358
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:09,761
Because I'm fighting
an uphill battle.
359
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,471
what do you mean?
360
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,474
I mean Jennifer Nichols
361
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,519
She's got Greg twisted around
her finger so tight that he
wouldn't sneeze without her
permission
362
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,480
You're kidding?
363
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,608
No you should've seen her at
school this morning
364
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,486
I picked blue because it's your
favorite color Greggy
365
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,613
Greggy?
366
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,491
My only chance now of getting an
honest vote is from those three
other judges
367
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,451
Do you think that Greg
would vote for his girlfriend
368
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,828
against his own sister?
369
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:39,165
Jan, you don't know
anything about life.
370
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,754
( door opens and closes )
371
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,133
Hi, honey. I'm home.
372
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,260
Hi.
373
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,013
Hey, what happened
to your hand?
374
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,723
Blisters.
375
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,517
Well, what have
you been doing--
chopping wood?
376
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,687
Mike, I've got
two surprises for you:
377
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,856
The first, I got these blisters
378
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,317
while I was trying
to learn how to play golf.
379
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,611
You're kidding.
380
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,197
I figured, if you ever needed
a partner, I'd be ready.
381
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,867
Oh... honey,
that's sweet of you.
382
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,827
That's very sweet.
383
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,412
What's the second surprise?
384
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,254
My five iron.
385
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,214
I did it while I was practicing.
386
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,466
I'm sorry.
387
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,259
Oh, honey...
388
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,056
Well, this will come in handy
389
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,224
if I ever want
to shoot around a tree.
390
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,450
I got it!
391
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,910
What happened?
392
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,536
What's the matter?
393
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,789
I figured out my problem
with Marcia and Jennifer.
394
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,791
For that you have
to wake us up?
395
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,042
We were fast asleep.
396
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,002
I've been worried about nothing.
397
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,837
I'm the chairman
of that committee.
398
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,006
When the three judges
pick the winner
399
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,424
I won't even have to vote.
400
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,425
I'm off the hook!
401
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,360
GREG:
That was fine.
402
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:35,115
The next contestant
is Pat Conway.
403
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,454
Ready, gang, hit it!
404
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:45,500
One, two, tell me
who are you-- the Bears!
405
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,545
Three, four, tell me who's
going to score-- the Bears!
406
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,257
Five, six, tell me who's got
the kicks-- the Bears!
407
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,177
Seven, eight, tell me who's
really great-- the Bears!
408
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,472
Nine, ten, tell me who's
going to win-- the Bears!
409
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,516
Say it again-- the Bears!
410
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:05,645
Who's going to win?
The Bears-- yay!
411
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,771
( applause )
412
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,690
Thanks, Pat.
That was great.
413
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,942
The next one...
414
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,444
is Marcia Brady.
415
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,741
Ready, and...
416
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,953
One, two, tell me
who are you-- the Bears!
417
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,789
Three, four, tell me who's
got the score-- the Bears!
418
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,126
Five, six, tell me who's got
the kicks-- the Bears!
419
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,671
Seven, eight, tell me who's
really great-- the Bears!
420
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,883
Nine, ten, tell me who's
going to win-- the Bears!
421
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,426
Say it again-- the Bears!
422
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:37,886
Say it again-- the Bears!
423
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,679
Yay, team!
424
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,514
Thank you, Marcia.
425
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,394
The last contestant
is Jennifer Nichols.
426
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,072
Ready, and...
427
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,617
One, two, tell me
who are you-- the Bears.
428
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,828
Three, four, tell me who's
going to score-- the Bears.
429
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,957
Five, six, tell me who's got
the kicks-- the Bears.
430
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,876
Seven, eight, tell me who's
really great-- the Bears.
431
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:14,005
Nine, ten, tell me who's
going to win-- the Bears.
432
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,550
Say it again-- who's going
to win? The Bears.
433
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,052
Yay, Bears!
434
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,595
( applause )
435
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,806
Thank you, Jennifer.
436
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,602
If the judges
will tally their scores
437
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,187
we'll have a winner.
438
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,858
May I have
the papers, please?
439
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:48,206
We have one vote
for Jennifer Nichols.
440
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,046
One vote for Marcia Brady.
441
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,639
And we have one vote
for Pat Conway.
442
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,229
Looks like we have
a three-way tie.
443
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,526
In the event of a three-way tie,
the chairman decides it.
444
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,654
That's me.
445
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,161
Baloney! I bet Greg
voted for Marcia.
446
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,746
And I say he voted
for Jennifer.
447
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,247
You'll see when
he gets here.
448
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,041
Why should he
vote for Jennifer
449
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,542
instead of
his own sister?
450
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,753
Peter, you don't know
anything about life.
451
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,171
Hey, Dad, is Mom
getting any better?
452
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,590
Great, as long
as she keeps
her eyes closed.
453
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,508
Aw...
454
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,218
Honey, wait
a minute,
455
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,679
you've got to
relax your hips
a little bit here.
456
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,306
Who cares if
I'm good or bad?
457
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,016
The lessons
are terrific.
458
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,857
Hi.
459
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:56,941
BOTH:
Hi.
460
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,651
CAROL:
Is the contest over?
461
00:21:58,693 --> 00:21:59,527
Yeah.
462
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:00,528
What
happened?
463
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,863
It was a three-way tie.
464
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,531
I had to cast the deciding vote.
465
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,033
Of all the luck.
466
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,159
Jennifer?
467
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,788
Marcia.
468
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,498
No. I voted for Pat.
469
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,624
Pat?
470
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,167
Pat Conway.
471
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,960
I really thought
she was the best.
472
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,295
Now Marcia
and Jennifer
473
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,963
are both going
to hate me.
474
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,383
Here it comes.
475
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,510
Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
476
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,761
Hi, Greg.
477
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,721
You're still
talking to me?
478
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,723
Greg, I take back
what I said.
479
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,725
You've got a lot
more character
480
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,477
than I gave you
credit for.
481
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,687
You mean that?
482
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,523
Yeah. I would
have liked to have won
483
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:37,941
but Pat was the best.
484
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,567
She deserved to win.
485
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,783
It doesn't sound
like she hates you.
486
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,576
Say, if Marcia
isn't mad
487
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,787
maybe Jennifer
won't be mad either.
488
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,831
( chuckling )
489
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,625
After all,
Jennifer's crazy about me.
490
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,505
( line ringing )
491
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,464
JENNIFER:
Hello?
492
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,258
Hi, Jennifer-- Greggy.
493
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,635
Say, Marcia understood
why I voted for Pat...
494
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,429
( click )
495
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:08,638
Hello?
496
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,348
Hello?
497
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,814
She, uh... hung up on me.
498
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,069
You know, it could be...
499
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,487
What?
500
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,614
Well...
501
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,824
this may sound ridiculous,
502
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,200
but it's just possible
503
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,077
that Jennifer was
trying to use me
504
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,204
to win that
cheerleading contest.
505
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,624
Well, I guess
that's possible.
506
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,001
Yeah, that's it.
507
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,253
You can take it from me, Dad,
508
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:43,214
because if there's one thing
I know about, it's women.
509
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,111
( door opens and closes )
510
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,154
Hi.
511
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:06,654
GREG AND MIKE:
Hi.
512
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:07,238
Well, did you
have a good game?
513
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,991
Best day I ever had
on the golf course.
514
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,118
Remember, Dad,
every Saturday from now on
515
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,078
we got a date.
516
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,954
Oh, yeah, yeah.
517
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,498
Boy, he must've had
a great score.
518
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:17,624
Never played worse.
519
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,167
Why all the enthusiasm?
520
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:21,336
Because of something
he saw in the pro shop.
521
00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:22,962
A new set
of golf clubs?
522
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,005
A new golf bag?
523
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,423
Golf pro's daughter.
524
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,051
Blond, blue-eyed and
a figure like... oh, yeah.
525
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:30,595
Come on, I'll fix
you something
cold to drink.
526
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:44,818
Yep. If it's one
thing he knows about,
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it's women.
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