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♪ Here's the story
of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them
had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were
all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady bunch ♪
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♪ the Brady bunch ♪
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♪ the Brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we became ♪
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♪ the Brady bunch. ♪
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Okay!
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Go! Go! Go!
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Go!
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Touchdown!
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Wait a minute, you guys.
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This is a kitchen,
not a coliseum.
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We're just getting in
a little practice, Alice.
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Wait a second.
Is this yours?
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No. It's Bobby's.
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Tell him it won't be
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if he doesn't keep it
out of the kitchen.
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Take it up to him.
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Greg.
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Yeah.
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You take it to him.
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Alice asked
you to do it.
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You do it.
You're older.
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( glass breaks )
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Oh, no.
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Something broke.
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I think we'd better
go take a look.
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Oh, no.
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The antique lamp.
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Mom's going to kill us.
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Personally,
I don't think
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you're going to get
off that easy.
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Let's get this
on the table.
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I hope we're
able to fix it
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before Mom
gets home.
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I got some
model airplane glue.
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It dries real fast.
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Good deal.
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Alice, not
a word about this
to anyone, huh?
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Fellas, I'm no squealer.
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It's real important.
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My mouth is shut.
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Thanks.
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I better shut my eyes, too.
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What for?
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'Cause if that lamp
doesn't pass inspection
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I don't want to see
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what your mom's
going to do to you.
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That does it.
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What do you think?
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Great. Nobody will know
it was broken.
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(knocking on door)
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who is it?
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it's me who do you think it is?
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Do you think we can trust Bobby?
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No way. He woulnd't squeal but
he's too young though and he
might let it slip
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put this in the closet
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be there in a minute Bobby
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what did you have the door
locked for?
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we were studying
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since when are you guys so crazy
about homework?
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we just didn't wan to be
disturbed that's all
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well I just want to get my
football
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uh I'll get it
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why?
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I'm your brother afterall. I'll
get it for ya
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go get 'em tiger. Sock it to 'em
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well I need my helmet too
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how would you like to use my
helmet?
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yours? you never let me use
yours. I will now
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good luck in the game. You can
adjust the strap. Have a great
game kid
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( door shuts )
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Mrs. Brady.
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Oh, boy,
were the stores
crowded today.
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Anything new happen
around here?
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Nope.
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Wow. That was a
pretty fast "nope."
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Yep.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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Oh, no!
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Oh! Alice!
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Alice!
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Yes, Mrs. Brady?
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Did you clean
in here today?
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Nope.
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You're sure?
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Yep.
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You're beginning
to sound like
Gary Cooper again.
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Look.
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How in the world
do you suppose that happened?
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That is what
I'm trying to find out.
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Now, Alice,
who was in here today?
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Who?
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Uh, well,
it could be almost anybody.
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Hard to say.
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Look, Alice, this is
very important. Please.
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Now, you've always
told me the truth
before, haven't you?
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Oh, yes, ma'am.
I've always told you the truth.
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The truth is something
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that I have
always told you.
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I've always told you the truth.
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Now, look, Alice
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I want to know exactly
how this happened
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what happened,
who did it and why.
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Is that a direct question?
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Yep. That's a direct question.
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Yeah, Alice is some friend.
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Yeah. She said
she'd keep her mouth shut.
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She sure opened it
in a hurry.
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Maybe it wasn't
Alice's fault.
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Nobody else knew
we broke the lamp.
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Good ol' Alice.
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She cost me
a week's allowance.
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What about me?
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My allowance
is bigger.
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( knocking )
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Hey, guys, I just
want to tell you
I'm sorry.
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I didn't want
to say anything.
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Sure.
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There was no
way out of it.
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I couldn't lie
to your mother.
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Couldn't you have said nothing?
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I tried, honest I did.
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I really tried.
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( scratching )
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Alice, was anybody playing
the record player last night?
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Yeah. Marcia.
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She must've played
that new album of
hers about 20 times.
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Wouldn't you
call that squealing?
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All Alice had to do was
to turn off the record player.
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Well, maybe she didn't know
the record player was on.
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That's right.
Maybe she didn't.
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Alice knows everything
that goes on around here.
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Now I can't use the stereo
for a whole week.
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I never thought Alice
would turn into a squealer.
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Hey, girls, I finally
got it worked out
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so we're going to have
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the pillowcases
match the sheets.
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Grand.
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Ever since I washed
the yellow cases
with the blue sheets
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I've never been able
to get caught up.
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Jan, aren't you
supposed to be
wearing your glasses
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while you're reading?
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It's too much trouble.
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Your folks said when you read,
you wear them, remember?
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You better put them on
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or she'll squeal
on you, too.
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Squeal? Oh, you
mean Peter and Greg.
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I mean me.
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You told mom that I left
the record player on all night.
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I told what?
You know what.
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Now I can't use the stereo
for a whole week.
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Oh, honey, I had no
idea when she asked me
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who'd been using it and
why she wanted to know.
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Sure you didn't.
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No, honest.
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She just asked
me a question
and I answered it.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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No matter what I say nowadays
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it turns out to be something
I shouldn't have said.
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we're ready to go Alice
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the new people on the corner
invited us over to swim
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good findout if they've got a
housekeeper, maybe she'll invite
me over
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Bobby are you wearing your new
trunks or those old ones with
all the holes
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you're not wearing your bathing
suit you're wearing your
birthday suit
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they swim without clothes on
over there
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we can't wear any if they don't
wear any
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who moved in down there? Adam
and Eve
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No the DiBelffios, there
father's a doctor
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Well it isn't that much of a
practive if they can't afford
bathing suits
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now upsatirs and suit up
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Dr. DiBelffio says the sun has
lots of vitamins
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well so does orange juice but
you don't go swimming in it go
on upstairs
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why can't we go like this?
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you're not gonna swim at an
x-rated swimming pool withhout
your parent's permission
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but Alice?
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no but, out out out
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Hi, kids.
How did it go today?
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Okay.
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You both had tests,
didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I got some
beautiful peaches today.
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You want some?
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No, thank you.
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( hammering )
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Can you fix it?
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Sure. It'll be easy.
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( grunting )
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Gee, it's harder
than I thought.
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Maybe Alice
can fix it.
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We don't want Alice
doing us any favors.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Greg and Peter
said we can't
trust her anymore.
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Marcia and Jan
said the same thing.
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I guess Alice isn't
our friend anymore.
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Yep.
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Remember how we all
used to like her.
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Well, I just don't
understand it, Kay.
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I don't know how
it happened
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between the kids and me.
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Don't start crying
again, Alice.
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The coffee's weak enough
already.
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I feel so awful.
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Look, Alice, it's not
the end of the world.
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Oh, we used to have
such fun together.
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My last birthday
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the boys made up this big card
like a diploma they made me an
honorary brother
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the girls made my birthday cake
it was just terrible I mean dry
with lumps of flour
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the whipped cream was sour and
the icing was runny and I just
loved it
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sobbing - I had three peices
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can't you talk to Mr. and Mrs.
Brady about this?
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well that'd just make it worse
for the kids
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they'd resent me even more
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besides I can't make them order
the kids to like me
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Alice, you've made the worst
mistake a housekeeper can make.
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Getting too
emotionally involved
with the family.
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And I speak from experience.
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When I'm working,
I just do my work.
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Getting too attached
can break your heart.
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00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,522
well thats why I've got to leave
right away. The sooner the
better
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You got to help me, Kay.
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As long as you're
not working right now
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you can fill in for me
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until the Bradys find
a regular housekeeper.
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What excuse are you going
to give them for leaving?
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Well, I don't know.
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I'll think of something.
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Alice,
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are you sure this
is what you want?
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No, it isn't what I want,
but it's what's best
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and the sooner I leave,
the better.
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( sobbing )
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Leave us?
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Alice, I don't know
what to say.
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My uncle Winston
called me last night
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and I wanted to tell
you then and there
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but I just couldn't.
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Yeah, I could tell
you were upset about something.
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You see, my uncle Winston
has this very nice dress shop.
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But two days ago
260
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,075
the woman who runs it for him
just up and eloped.
261
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:09,456
I'd be taking over for her.
262
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,166
Oh.
263
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,793
Yeah, that really sounds
like a very good job, Alice.
264
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,503
I can earn quite
a bit of money
265
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,047
and eventually
I'd be a partner.
266
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,341
It's really
a terrific opportunity.
267
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,676
Well, you know
we'd never stand
in your way.
268
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,595
Of course, it's not
just the money.
269
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,721
I mean, it's family.
270
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,264
My uncle Winston,
you know.
271
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,308
Oh, Alice, of
course, I know.
272
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,060
You're like a member
of our family.
273
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,687
We all love you
very much.
274
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,857
I love all of you, too.
275
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,985
I promised I'd leave
right away.
276
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,571
But Alice, what am
I going to tell
the children?
277
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,864
They'll be heartbroken.
278
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,866
Couldn't you stay
until they come home
279
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:45,950
and say good-bye?
280
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,036
I'll write them a letter.
281
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,788
Give them a call.
282
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,499
I really better
get packed
283
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,626
if I'm not going
to miss that plane.
284
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,461
Alice?
285
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,713
Could I give
you a hand?
286
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,267
Well, you should have seen
the look on Lester's face
287
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,686
when he found
his sneakers
288
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,688
filled with the
shaving cream.
289
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,607
Hi.
Hi.
290
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,818
You're not Alice.
291
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,277
No, I'm not.
I'm Kay.
292
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,320
Hi.
Hello.
293
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,279
Hi.
294
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,280
Where's Alice?
295
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,657
Gone.
296
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,783
And you are...?
297
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:27,617
Marcia.
298
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,868
What do you mean, gone?
299
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,413
Left. Packed up. Went.
300
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,872
And you are...?
301
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,165
Greg.
302
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,500
Where?
303
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,626
Back home.
304
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,752
For good?
305
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,087
Seems so.
306
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,880
Alice took off
just like that?
307
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,132
I can't believe it.
308
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,009
You can believe it.
309
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,680
Thanks.
310
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,686
Gee, I never thought
Alice would leave.
311
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,646
We were just
kind of ignoring her
312
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,689
for squealing on us.
313
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,774
She didn't even
say good-bye.
314
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,152
She could have at least
left a note.
315
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,696
She just doesn't
like us anymore.
316
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,699
Well, if that's the way
she feels about it
317
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,283
it's okay with me.
318
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,036
Maybe she's doing us
a big favor by leaving.
319
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,245
You said it.
320
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,039
Yeah.
321
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,665
Let's look on the bright side.
322
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,666
At least we won't
have to worry
323
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,626
about being snitched
on anymore.
324
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,795
Right. No more
of Alice's reports
325
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,379
to Mom and Dad.
326
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,215
I bet Kay's
not a snitcher like Alice.
327
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,343
Maybe we'll like her
even better.
328
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,427
We probably will.
329
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,803
Sure.
330
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,805
Hey, Kay!
331
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,849
I bet you can't
work this puzzle.
332
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:36,478
Sorry, I don't have time
for puzzles.
333
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,856
Alice used to bet
with us all the time,
remember?
334
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,691
She could never work
the puzzle.
335
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,109
Sure, she could.
336
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,110
She could not.
337
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,695
She could, too.
338
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,698
She just wanted to
make you feel good.
339
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,745
Give you a point,
come on.
340
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,996
Hi, Kay.
341
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,374
Hey, Kay, how about you
and Peter against me
342
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:57,999
on two-on-one?
343
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,753
Sorry. The housekeeper
doesn't play basketball.
344
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,212
She keeps house.
345
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,506
But Alice
used to play with us.
346
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,466
Yeah, in fact, it used
to crack me up
347
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,717
the way she shot the ball.
348
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,885
Watch this, Kay.
349
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,096
She spread her legs
real wide, right?
350
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,847
She'd line it up.
351
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,895
( boys laughing )
352
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,855
That was Alice.
353
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,691
I'm Kay.
354
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,990
I got this one
from Loretta.
355
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,701
It's really cute.
356
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,786
Really?
357
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,788
( pop music playing )
358
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,039
Hey, wow!
That's neat.
359
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,082
Listen
to that, Kay.
360
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,959
Isn't it great
for dancing?
361
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,294
Alice used to make up
the craziest steps.
362
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,880
Oh, yeah-- remember
the one she called
the mugwump?
363
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,799
Oh, that's so good.
364
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,843
Oh, she'd go like this.
365
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:54,180
( laughing )
366
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,936
Looks pretty silly to me.
367
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,697
Mrs. Brady.
368
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,365
Oh, thanks, Kay.
369
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,284
If you don't need me
for anything
370
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,744
I'd like to get on home.
371
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:16,953
Oh, all right,
unless you'd like
372
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,747
to stay and watch
a little television.
373
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,540
Alice used to do that
every once in a while.
374
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,916
No, thank you,
Mrs. Brady.
375
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,128
I always ended up
watching her programs.
376
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,005
I have my own TV set at home.
377
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,759
So, if you'll just excuse me,
I'll go get my things.
378
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,261
Oh... all right.
379
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,512
Good night, Kay.
380
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,805
Good night.
381
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,103
Hi, kids.
382
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,563
Would you like
to watch some TV with me?
383
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,483
Uh, no, mom.
384
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,072
We'd kind of like
to talk to you.
385
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,448
Sure. What's up?
386
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,576
Well, we wanted to talk
to you about Alice.
387
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,702
Alice?
388
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,787
What about her?
389
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,915
Well, we think we know
why she left
390
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,250
and took the other job.
391
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,211
It was our fault.
392
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,297
All of us kids
weren't being
very nice to her.
393
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,258
Sort of giving her
a cold shoulder treatment.
394
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,510
Cold shoulder?
395
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,763
We figured she wasn't
our friend anymore.
396
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,224
Why on earth
would you think
a thing like that?
397
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,643
Because she was
squealing on us.
398
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:22,227
Squealing on you?
399
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,896
Like with Pete and me
breaking the lamp.
400
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,690
And me leaving the
record player on.
401
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,400
For your information,
young man
402
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,651
Alice didn't squeal on you.
403
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,653
I asked her to tell me
what happened
404
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,947
and I told her I wanted
to know the truth.
405
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,575
And she had absolutely
no idea
406
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,577
why I asked
about the record player.
407
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,578
Absolutely none.
408
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,455
She said that.
409
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,624
And I didn't
believe her.
410
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,042
Oh...
411
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,794
We never wanted her to leave.
412
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,587
Can you blame her?
413
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,339
We're sorry, Mom.
414
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,341
We all want her back.
415
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,093
I'm afraid "sorry" won't help.
416
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,303
Sometimes, when
you push people too far
417
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,597
you just can't bring
them back again.
418
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,767
Come on, Marcia.
419
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,278
Hi.
Hi.
420
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,031
I guess you heard.
421
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,699
Yes, I heard.
422
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,827
We didn't mean
we don't like you, Kay.
423
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,413
I understand.
424
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,669
We sure spread
sunshine around.
425
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,769
Hi.
426
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,730
Say, kids, strangest coincidence
happened to me last night.
427
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,981
I was visiting a friend
428
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858
and we had coffee
in this restaurant
429
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,401
and guess
who I bumped into.
430
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,362
Who?
Alice.
431
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,447
Alice?
Here in town?
432
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,573
Where?
433
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,783
Tell us, please.
434
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,452
The Golden Spoon
at Fourth and Oak.
435
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,287
Well, are you sure
it was her?
436
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,455
Positive.
437
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,581
There's only one Alice.
438
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,208
You can say
that again.
439
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,459
Oh, thanks, Kay.
440
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,399
Six, please.
441
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,983
Six. Right this way.
442
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,575
There we are.
443
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,660
Enjoy your food.
444
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,661
Thank you.
445
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,664
There she is.
446
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,141
Hi.
447
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,934
Hi.
448
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,811
Hi.
Hi, Alice.
449
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,646
I just got back to town.
450
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,857
That other job I had
didn't work out.
451
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,734
This is a good job,
though.
452
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,568
Good tips.
453
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,610
Alice.
454
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:18,862
Hmm?
455
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,697
Oh, yeah. Be with you
in a moment, folks.
456
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,490
It's really
an interesting job.
457
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,659
I meet a lot
of interesting people.
458
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,744
I'm sure you do.
459
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,369
That's really good.
460
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,663
Well, what are you doing
around here, anyway?
461
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,623
Well...
462
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:31,958
Well...
463
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,210
We're, we're
just passing by.
464
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,713
Passing by?
465
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,007
Sure. On our way home
from school.
466
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,383
Oh, that's interesting.
467
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,885
You all go to different schools.
468
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,178
Miss, I'm in a hurry.
469
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,555
Oh, yeah, I'll be
right there, right there.
470
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,307
How are the folks?
471
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,767
They're fine.
472
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,896
Alice, the customers
are waiting.
473
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,065
I'm taking an order,
Mr. Foster.
474
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,107
Well, take it.
475
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,650
Get a move on.
476
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,737
GREG:
Ah, well, I guess we
should order something.
477
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,781
Miss, do you mind?
478
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,908
One minute.
One minute.
479
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,242
I'll have a
glass of milk
480
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,577
and a chocolate
doughnut.
481
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:10,789
Milk and a plain doughnut.
482
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,582
Chocolate.
483
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,209
Chocolate
makes you break out.
484
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,753
Alice.
485
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,213
He's a very nervous man.
486
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,924
Bobby, will you stop drinking
everybody else's water?
487
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,842
You won't have room left
for your food.
488
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:23,927
Okay, who's next?
489
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:24,469
Uh, me.
490
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,680
I'll have a caramel
fudge sundae.
491
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:27,931
One fruit cup.
492
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,642
Too much caramel sundae
makes too much Marcia.
493
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,103
Then I'll have
the caramel fudge sundae.
494
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:35,814
Good. Two fruit cups.
495
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,609
I don't know what I want.
496
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,319
Well, don't squint, Jan.
497
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,405
Put your glasses on.
498
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,115
Thanks, Alice.
499
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,450
Alice, we've missed you.
500
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,618
We're sorry
501
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,370
for what we did.
502
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,122
We didn't mean to
treat you that way.
503
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,373
We love you, Alice.
504
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,166
We know you didn't
squeal on us.
505
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,668
BOBBY:
Honest, Alice.
506
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,711
You mean...
507
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,630
you mean
you really missed me?
508
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,799
Yeah, we did.
Did we ever.
Yeah.
509
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,926
( delighted whimpering )
510
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:08,888
Every time I go by a telephone,
I want to phone you guys.
511
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:11,224
The other day,
I took a taxi out
512
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,059
just to look at the house.
513
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:16,563
You have no idea
how much I've missed you.
514
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,105
Alice!
515
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,442
Oh, Mr. Foster,
these are the Bradys!
516
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,111
Marvelous, and these
are the customers.
517
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:26,197
They'd like a word with you,
if you don't mind.
518
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,617
You got no idea how much
I have missed these kids.
519
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,619
Perhaps I can
arrange for you
520
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,621
to spend more
time with them...
521
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,623
all day, if you
get the point.
522
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:36,666
Yeah. Right, right.
523
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,626
Oh, thank you, Mr. Foster.
524
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:39,586
Thank you so much.
525
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,671
Come on, kids,
let's go home.
526
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,256
( excited yelling )
527
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,052
Wait a minute.
528
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,928
Where do you think
you're going?
529
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,639
I got my old job back,
Mr. Foster,
530
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,726
and I'm never going
to leave it again.
531
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,311
( excited cheering )
532
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,948
Oh, Alice,
I can't tell you
533
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,325
how good it is
to have you back.
534
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,951
I have to keep
pinching myself
535
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:13,078
to be sure
I really am.
536
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:13,703
You know,
I really believed
537
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,623
that story you told us
about your uncle Winston.
538
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:17,165
Well, I may not be
539
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:17,582
the greatest
housekeeper
in the world
540
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,293
but I'm a pretty good liar.
541
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,587
And by the way, did
Kay work out all right?
542
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,922
Oh, Alice,
she was fabulous.
543
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,048
The house was
always spotless.
544
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,758
She relined
the kitchen cupboards.
545
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,718
She ironed the clothes
without a wrinkle.
546
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,511
She vacuumed the drapes.
547
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:33,014
( laughing ):
Now, Alice,
wait till you hear this.
548
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,516
She even dusted the garage.
549
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,975
Want to know
something, Alice?
550
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,018
What?
551
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,853
It was one
of the worst weeks
552
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:39,312
we have ever had.
553
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,564
( laughing ):
Oh.
554
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,525
Don't you ever
do that again.
555
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:48,405
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