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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Honey, your head
is drooping.
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Hmm?
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I said your head's drooping.
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Sweetheart,
all of me is drooping.
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Even Michelangelo went to bed.
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I thought your
sculpture class exhibit
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was on Saturday.
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It is, honey
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but it'll take
a whole day
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to bake your head
in the kiln.
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It has to be fired.
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Listen, if I don't
get up in the morning
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and finish that design
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my boss is going
to fire me.
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Okay. You promise
you'll pose tomorrow?
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Yes, I promise.
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Gee, it's beginning
to look like
a real head, huh?
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Yeah. Whose?
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( creaking )
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( creaking continues )
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( whispers ):
Somebody's in
the attic!
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Who could it be?
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I don't know.
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( screams )
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What?
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( girls exclaiming )
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What is
the matter?
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What happened?
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We saw a ghost!
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It was right
outside
the window.
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CINDY:
It was dancing in the tree!
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Calm down, It'll be
all right.
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I didn't see
a thing, Dad.
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It was the
biggest ghost
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you ever saw.
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I think
it was probably
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just the moonlight
shining in the trees.
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No, Dad,
we heard it
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in the
attic first.
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Carol: Oh honey, on a dark windy
night your imagination can play
all sorts of tricks on you.
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I didn't hear a thing Mom.
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Well, we did. You were asleep
when it was walking around.
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Walking, dancing? Mike, that was
a very energetic ghost.
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I wonder why we can't hear it or
see it now.
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It's probably back in the attic.
Resting...
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Well, there's
one way to find out:
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Go up in the attic
and take a look.
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No. Not me.
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I'll wait till morning.
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Kids, how many times
have I told you:
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There's no such thing
as a ghost.
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What's the matter Mr. Brady.
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It's alright Alice. The kids
just thought they saw a ghost
outside.
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Oh... Ghost are no such things
kids..
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We saw it Alice... Honest.
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Well maybe I just left one of my
night gowns hanging on the
outside
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That'll scare anybody in the
dark.
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Well everything is under control
now Alice. Thanks for checking.
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Let's have a look in the attic.
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Yeah, you kids go on to bed,
we'll take care of it.
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Greg: What's... what's
happening, Dad?
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Nothing. The girls
had a little scare.
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Are they okay?
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Yes. They're fine.
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Go on back to bed.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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We scared them.
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Yeah. Did you
hear them scream?
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( mimicking girls' screams )
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Shh! Shh!
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Now, I wonder
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who could have left
this window open.
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( chair creaks )
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Hey, look.
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( creaking continues )
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I think we
found our ghost.
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So what
did you find?
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Nothing-- the creaking you heard
was the rocking chair.
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But who
was in it?
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Nobody.
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How do you know?
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Well, because the seat
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was all covered
with dust.
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Ghosts don't
leave any marks
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when they sit down.
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Everybody knows that.
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Okay, girls, there
is nothing in the attic
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and there's nothing
in the trees outside
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so let's all go
back to sleep, huh?
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Right-- and dream
of nice things.
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Good night.
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Good night, girls.
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See you
in the morning.
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JAN:
Good night.
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( boys giggling )
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You know, I think
our ghosts are
right in there.
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Mm-hmm. All
three of them.
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I bet we don't see
any more ghosts tonight.
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What makes
you so sure?
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I have a feeling
they're all asleep.
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In the attic?
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No. Across the hall--
Greg, Peter and Bobby.
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I bet they rigged up
this whole thing.
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You're right!
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They're always
playing tricks on us.
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Those monsters.
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Are you sure?
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Tomorrow, we'll do
a little detective work
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and I bet we can prove
this whole thing.
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That's right;
we don't have
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any ghosts
in our house.
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We have three rats.
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Jan, you look
in the closet.
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Cindy, check
under the beds.
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And I'll take
the dresser drawers.
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Okay.
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What are we looking for?
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I'm not sure,
but I bet we find it.
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Hey, I found something.
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What's a slide
projector doing
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under Greg's bed?
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It's usually
in the family room.
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Hey, there's a slide in it.
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Look at this!
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It's somebody
with a sheet
over his head.
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CINDY:
Yeah, it's one of the boys
under a sheet.
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So that's how they did it.
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They aimed the projector out
of the window onto the tree.
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That's our ghost--
Peter with a sheet.
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But how do
you explain
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the creaking
in the attic?
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It still could have been
the rocking chair.
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The boys could have moved it
from down here with this rope.
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How?
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Well, let's say this
is the rocking chair
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and they did this.
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It would rock.
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And when they finished,
the rope would disappear.
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That's really smart.
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What?
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Dirty, but smart.
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Dirty's right.
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We've got to get
back at them.
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Yeah, give them a dose
of their own medicine.
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Excuse me, folks.
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I hate to disturb
the artist at work
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but you left
the dinner table
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before dessert.
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No, thanks, Alice.
Not for me.
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Yeah, well,
I'll have mine. Mm-hmm!
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Boy, that's coming
along just fine...
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Whoever it is.
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Mike, would you
hold your mouth
still, please?
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Why don't you work
on the forehead?
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Honey, I have to work on the
whole face at the same time.
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Do an ear.
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Oh, Mike, please?
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Listen, I thought
it was the artist
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who was supposed
to starve-- not the model.
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I'll give you a bite.
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No, thank you.
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GREG:
Here it is!
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( kids exclaiming )
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Are you still
scared, Cindy?
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Boy, I don't think
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I want to go
to sleep tonight.
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PETER:
How come?
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Because of that ghost.
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I think we ought to lock
our windows and doors.
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ALICE:
I think you girls
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are scaring yourselves worse
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than that nonexistent ghost did.
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No such thing as ghosts.
Right, fellows?
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BOYS:
Right.
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Just the same
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I'll never go
in that attic again.
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Me, neither-- not
with that ghost around.
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Maybe we ought
to charge him rent.
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( laughing )
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I'll bet you guys wouldn't
go up in the attic.
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She's putting us on.
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At night.
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With all the lights out.
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Anytime.
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I'll bet you guys wouldn't.
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I'll bet we would.
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Okay, I'll bet
you my allowance
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you guys won't
go up there
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and spend
a night.
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Me, too.
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Me, too.
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You're kidding.
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Your whole allowances?
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I'm not afraid of any ghosts in
the attic are you guys?
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No way! Sounds like easy
money to me.
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Me too!
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Okay, our allowance
against yours
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we won't spend
the night in the attic.
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All three of
you, all night.
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Right!
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Right!
Right!
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Alice will
hold the money.
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Fine.
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Please?
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Is it ok
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I don't
know
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Who's idea
was this
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The girls.
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What a
sinch bet.
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And it's for their own good
if we survive they'll know the
attic isn't haunted.
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Oh isn't that heroic of them.
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And who's going to
help the
girls get over their
disappointment when
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they lose their allowance
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Poorer, but wiser which
is more important?
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Ya
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Ya.
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Ya,
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What do you say honey?
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Cmon.
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Since tomorrow isn't
a school day okay.
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Thanks mom.
Thanks dad. Bye.
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It'll give the girls a
chance to get even too.
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Ya. I know what's going
to happen, but you can count on
it.
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Okay, you guys,
that ought to do it.
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Well,
thanks, Alice.
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I'd sure say the girls
made a sucker bet.
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Yeah, we
should have
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bet our
allowances
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for the whole year!
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I can count
the money now.
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Yeah, well,
good night, guys
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and don't be
afraid of things
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that go bump
in the night.
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Good night,
Alice.
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Thanks.
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Okay, ghosts,
come and get us!
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Bobby.
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What?
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Boo.
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Oh!
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( giggling )
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They're
all up there.
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All systems are go.
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You mean, "all
systems are ghost."
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I feel warm.
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Very warm.
266
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:41,094
Air I must have air.
267
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,096
Hello.
268
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:49,310
Let me out! I must get out!
269
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,479
Get out and be quiet!
270
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,064
Huh?
271
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,567
I said go to sleep and be quiet.
272
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,111
What are you yelling
about I am asleep.
273
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,113
Stop talking in your sleep.
274
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,073
I'm burning up.
275
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:06,244
I've got to get out.
276
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,621
Bobby, will you
stop blabbering!
277
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,248
I'm not blabbering!
278
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,794
I must have air.
279
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,546
Give me air.
280
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,923
( whispering ):
Who said that?
281
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,718
I thought
it was you.
282
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,473
( ghostly moaning )
283
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:31,186
Let me out.
284
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,481
( creaking )
285
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,156
I'm burning up.
286
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:48,286
I must rise and walk the night.
287
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,582
I'm free.
288
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:57,420
I'm free at last.
289
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,758
Greg!
290
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,842
Wake up, Greg!
291
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,760
Wake up, Greg!
292
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,388
( yelling )
293
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,389
What's going on?
294
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,812
( screaming )
295
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,278
Well, here
it is-- round two
296
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,114
of the battle
of the ghosts.
297
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,618
Boy, that was close!
298
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,077
Where's Greg?
299
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,912
Greg, are you
still in there?
300
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,831
MIKE:
Boys, boys,
what's going on?
301
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,290
There's a ghost
in the attic!
302
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,917
It came out
of the old trunk.
303
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,378
( yawning ):
What are guys
doing down here?
304
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,006
It's safer down here
that it is up there.
305
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,215
Then you lost the bet.
306
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:47,429
You didn't
stay up there.
307
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,973
Okay, kids,
ghost time's over.
308
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,057
Come on.
309
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,225
For good.
310
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,852
Come on.
311
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,905
( gasps )
312
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,248
Cellophane wrapping paper...
313
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,583
two fish lines.
314
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,044
They go up over that beam,
out the window
315
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,046
and down to the girls' room.
316
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,383
How did they
get the voice
in the trunk?
317
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,801
Ah! Look. Tape recorder.
318
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,678
We ran the line
down to our room
319
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,389
and then turned
it on when we
were ready.
320
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,682
Very ingenious.
321
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,434
That's no fair.
You tricked us.
322
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,727
Well, you
tricked us.
323
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,229
Okay, everybody's
even now. Joke over.
324
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,481
Yeah, fun is fun
325
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,483
but you can carry
joking too far.
326
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,568
Somebody could
end up getting hurt.
327
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,944
I want you
to promise me
328
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,238
there'll be no more
scaring each other.
329
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,699
But the girls will
get our allowances.
330
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,410
May I remind you
of your famous quote?
331
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,247
"Poorer but wiser--
which is more
important?"
332
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,999
Zapped again.
333
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,588
Thanks, Alice.
334
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,173
I said
it was a sucker's bet.
335
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,509
You said they were
making the sucker's bet.
336
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,220
Anybody who believes
in ghosts is a sucker.
337
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,430
Alice, aren't
you scared of
anything?
338
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,598
Nope.
339
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,140
Oh, come on.
340
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,434
What about horror
movies and vampires?
341
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,186
Vampires give me
a pain in the neck.
342
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,063
( laughing ):
That's pretty good.
343
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,440
What about
werewolves?
344
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,734
All bark, no bite.
345
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,320
Boy, Alice,
when you're hot, you're hot.
346
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,156
All bark, no bite...
347
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,616
I don't believe her.
348
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,201
Me, neither.
349
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,870
I'll bet, if she saw
something really scary
350
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,456
she'd break the record
for the mile run.
351
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,582
Hey...
352
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,625
What?
353
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,292
Want to try
354
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,502
and make her run?
355
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,005
We promised Mom and
Dad no more scaring.
356
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,632
We promised we wouldn't
scare each other.
357
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,260
We didn't say
anything about Alice.
358
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,143
( telephone ringing )
359
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,481
Brady residence.
360
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,567
Oh, hi, Sam.
361
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,487
Sure, I'd love to go
to a movie tonight.
362
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,905
Which one?
363
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,074
Well, uh... if it's my choice
364
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:17,245
I'll take the drive-in movie
where we've both seen the movie.
365
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:21,124
Okay... bye, Sam.
366
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,211
Hi, Alice.
367
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,547
Oh, Mrs. Brady,
I didn't hear
you drive up.
368
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,548
Thanks.
369
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,467
You finished
Mr. Brady's head.
370
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,176
Fresh out of the oven.
371
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,429
It looks more
like it's fresh
out of the hospital.
372
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,514
Let's take it in
the living room.
373
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,640
Mrs. Brady,
if it's okay
374
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,559
I'd like to go
to a movie with Sam.
375
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,602
Oh, sure.
376
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,686
Mr. Brady and I
377
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,397
are going to
the sculpture exhibit.
378
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,068
Perfect.
379
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,111
Mom and Dad will
be gone all evening
380
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,447
and Alice will be out
for a couple of hours.
381
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,407
That gives us
plenty of time.
382
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,116
Wait till
Alice gets back.
383
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,536
Yeah, let's see
how she really
acts with ghosts.
384
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,662
JAN:
I hope you win.
385
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,414
Now, listen,
if you need anything
386
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,665
Alice is at the movies
387
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,959
and your mother and I
are at the exhibit.
388
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,419
CAROL:
Be nice to
one another.
389
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,213
And don't tear up
the house.
390
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,589
Right.
Dad, bye.
391
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,216
Have
a good time.
392
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,509
Good-bye.
393
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,136
Let's get ready
for Alice.
394
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,554
If Mom and Dad
find out...
395
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,597
There's no way.
396
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,474
Alice's movie
is over at 9:15.
397
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,476
Mom and Dad will be back
way after that.
398
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,977
And Alice
won't tell on us.
399
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,313
She couldn't.
When we get through with her
400
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,273
she'll be sp-sp-speechless.
401
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,987
How does it look?
402
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,447
Real creepy.
403
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,449
Yeah. This ought
to flip Alice out.
404
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,701
( chuckling )
405
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,370
Okay, give me the sheet.
406
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,164
Ah!
407
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,458
Okay.
408
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,460
Boy, this is going
to scare her.
409
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,087
There.
410
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,047
How does that look?
411
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,091
It looks a
little bit long.
412
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,384
Of course.
413
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,720
Did you ever
see a ghost
414
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,263
in a mini-sheet?
415
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,433
( screaming )
416
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,601
Okay, one more time.
417
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,563
( screaming )
418
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,857
I think that's enough.
419
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,233
Boy, I scream great.
420
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,360
I almost scared myself.
421
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:22,412
( hammering )
422
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,997
Okay, it's all tied up.
423
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,415
Bring him up.
424
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,796
I think he looks spooky
going up in the light.
425
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,423
Wait till
Alice sees it
426
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,050
coming down
in the dark.
427
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,720
Okay, now,
Alice comes in
428
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,305
and the room is dark.
429
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,473
The lights won't work
430
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,100
so she heads for
the fuse box like this.
431
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,977
When she gets
just about here
432
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,270
I hit
the skull light!
433
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,646
And I flip
the switch
434
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,190
and my scream
goes off.
435
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:50,815
You mean my scream.
436
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,319
Alice turns towards
the screams like this...
437
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,321
and we let
the ghost downstairs.
438
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,280
Boy, I
kind of wish
439
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,865
it was
happening to me.
440
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,242
Okay, now everybody
in their places.
441
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:01,868
We've spun our web.
442
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,622
Now all we have to do
is wait for the fly.
443
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,278
I hope the kids
are still up
444
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,780
so I can
show them my ribbon.
445
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,241
They're probably in bed.
All the lights are out.
446
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,368
They couldn't
have been
in bed long.
447
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,161
It's still early.
448
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,080
( laughs )
449
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,543
Here comes Alice.
450
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,175
( clicking light switch )
451
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,979
( screaming )
452
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,236
Guess who's
at it again?
453
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,613
Oh, no...
454
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,948
it's Mom and Dad.
455
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,366
Boy, are we
in for it.
456
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,660
I think I'd better
go fix the lights
457
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,121
so we can see
who to yell at.
458
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,748
( screams stop )
459
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,965
( door opening )
460
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,633
( humming )
461
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,265
Who's that?
462
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,352
Is somebody there?
463
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,489
What's this?
464
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,323
Oh, no!
465
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,407
Is that the bust?
466
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,492
Mike's head!
467
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,826
Mrs. Brady,
I'm sorry.
468
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,161
It looked like
a real man
469
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,371
there in
the dark.
470
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,289
Well, it wasn't
your fault, Alice.
471
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,667
( louder ):
Was it, kids?
472
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:17,587
No, sir. We had it all rigged up
to scare her.
473
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,924
Like I said, if you
carry a joke too far...
474
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,259
somebody can get hurt.
475
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,554
We never thought
it would be Dad's head.
476
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,100
Gee. It won a prize, too.
477
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,352
Well...
478
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,104
so much for third place.
479
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,689
All right,
that does it.
480
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,148
Everybody upstairs.
481
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,025
No allowance
for two weeks--
482
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,027
and that goes
for all of you.
483
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,529
Come on, come on.
484
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,865
Come on.
485
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,204
BOBBY:
There goes my
model airplane.
486
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,415
JAN:
I guess
we deserve it.
487
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:02,507
That's one
of my good sheets.
488
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,259
Oh...
489
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:07,220
It's for my
jelly bread.
490
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,471
More coffee, anybody?
491
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,682
No, Alice,
thanks.
No, thanks, Alice.
492
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,975
Gee, I feel so guilty
493
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,102
about what happened
last night, folks.
494
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,937
Alice, don't
worry about it.
495
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,522
You'll both
be happy to know
496
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,482
I'm starting
a new project today.
497
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,525
We fixed it.
498
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,193
We put Dad
back together.
499
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,319
Hey...
500
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,363
Well, thanks
for trying.
501
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,033
That looks like
I sometime feel
502
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,869
when I get up
in the morning.
503
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,579
Yes, it does.
504
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,009
Hi, honey!
505
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,014
Carol?
506
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,018
Alice?
507
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,103
CAROL:
In here, honey.
508
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,493
( chuckling ):
Alice, what in the world
are you supposed to be?
509
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:15,580
I am a classical Greek,
Mr. Brady.
510
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,708
I'm starting
a new project.
511
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,876
Oh, yeah?
512
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,878
I'm sculpting
a Greek statue.
513
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:23,797
What's it for?
514
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,298
It's for
the backyard.
515
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:28,134
I'm going to put
a large bowl under it
516
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,427
and then
I can use it
517
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,096
for one
of two things.
518
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,138
Such as?
519
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,015
Well, for one,
a birdbath.
520
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:38,103
( chuckling ):
A birdbath...
521
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,396
What else?
522
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,982
Well, if I pucker up,
I can be a fountain.
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