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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way
we became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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( alarm buzzing )
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( buzzing stops )
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Okay, you guys, up and at 'em.
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Come on,
it's the first day of school.
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Yeah, we'll be locked up
for the rest of the year.
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Ah, look at the bright side.
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It's only 111 more days
till Christmas vacation.
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I'll be finished
in a minute, Cindy.
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Don't rush.
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Well, you don't want
to be late
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for the first day
of school, do you?
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Speak for yourself.
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Hi, Mom.
Bye, Alice!
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Bye, kids, bye!
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Well, Alice, the old
production line
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hasn't lost its zip.
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Yeah, well,
one more to go
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and then
we're zipped up.
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Ooh! I think
I better go see
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what's keeping
Marcia.
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I just don't feel too well, Mom.
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Well, you don't seem
to have a fever.
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Does it hurt
any place?
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Kind of all over.
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And I've got a funny
feeling in my stomach.
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What a shame!
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Your first day
in high school, too.
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I think I'd better
call the doctor.
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I'll be all right.
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I'll feel better
tomorrow, I'm sure.
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I'm not taking
any chances, Marcia.
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Please, Mom, I don't
need a doctor.
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Marcia, I know how much
you're looking forward
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to high school
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but if you're sick,
you need a doctor.
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Now just relax.
I'll be back in a minute.
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Now how will I convince
the doctor that I'm sick?
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The doctor should be
down any minute, Alice.
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Oh, I'm sure it's
nothing at all.
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I wonder if Marcia
could have eaten
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something that didn't
agree with her.
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No offense, Alice.
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No offense.
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Besides, she ate
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exactly the same as
we all did last night
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except she
skipped dessert.
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If anybody should have
an upset stomach
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it should be Bobby.
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He not only ate
his dessert
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but he ate hers
as well.
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Come to think of it,
he also ate mine.
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Mrs. Brady?
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Yes, Doctor?
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How is she?
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There's not a thing
wrong with Marcia--
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physically,
that is.
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Well, what about
her upset stomach?
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I'd say it
was nerves.
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She seems worried
and upset about something.
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Anything unusual happen lately?
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No, not that
I can think of.
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Doctor, could
the first day
in a new school
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cause this kind
of reaction?
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Oh, indeed it could.
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This time of year, there's
an epidemic of "new schoolitis."
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Then that must be
what it is.
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There's no doubt:
there's your problem.
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Well, at least that
gets my pot roast
off the hook.
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I'm sure you know
the prescription
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for new schoolitis,
Mrs. Brady.
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Yes, I think
I do, doctor.
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First thing
in the morning
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have Marcia take
a good vigorous walk
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straight to
her first class.
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Tomorrow?
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I don't think I can.
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It's not just my stomach.
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My throat feels
kind of scratchy.
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The doctor says
there is no reason
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you can't go to
school tomorrow.
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Honey, there's nothing
to be afraid of.
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Afraid?! Who's afraid?
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I am.
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Why?
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What is it,
honey?
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It's this.
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What-- your awards
from junior high?
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"Marcia Brady: debating team."
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"Editor of the Fillmore Flyer."
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"Senior class president."
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Well, honey, that just
proves that you were
a very popular girl.
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"Were" is right.
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All my best years
are behind me.
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Oh, come on,
Marcia.
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You're going to go
to high school
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not a home
for the aged.
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Besides, all my friends
are going to Tower High
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and I have to go
to Westdale
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just because of
the dumb street we live on.
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That's it. That's
what I thought.
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Oh, honey, you'll
make friends
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in high school
in no time.
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I'll be a nobody.
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Marcia Brady: Miss Anonymous.
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Marcia, there's
an old saying:
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You can't take
a step forward
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with both feet
still on the ground.
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And it'll be
a lot easier
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to take that first step
than you think.
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I'll try, but I'll bet my foot
lands right in my mouth.
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Hey!
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Hi!
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Hey, come over here.
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Guess what I'm doing.
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You're Dr. Frankenstein
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and you're
building a monster.
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No, I joined the
science club at school
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and I'm building a volcano.
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And when I'm finished,
I can make it erupt.
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And when
it erupts
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smoke's going
to come out.
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Real molten lava's going
to ooze all over the place.
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Good luck.
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A word of advice
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Any of that gets on the patio
Alice will kill you.
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-Hi
-Hi
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Guess what I'm doing?
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Building a chicken coop?
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No I'm building a volcano and
when it's finished I can make it
errupt.
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Smokes gonna come out and lave
is gonna ooze all over the place
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You get any of that on the patio
and Alice will kill you.
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Hey what are you doing?
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You wouldn't be interested.
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How do you know?
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Becase nobody else around here
is.
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Well maybe we are.
Ya!
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Well I joined the science club
at school and I'm building a
volcano
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and when I'm finished I can make
it errupt
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And when it errupts smoke will
come out and lava is gonna ooze
all over the place.
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Boy that sound real neat.
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It does?
Ya can we help you?
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Sure but I got to warn you if
you get any on the patio Alice
will kill you
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GREG:
Dad?
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Yeah?
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Mom said you wanted
to talk to me?
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Listen, I want to talk
to you about Marcia.
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She's not real sick,
is she?
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No, no, she's
not sick at all.
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She's just so uptight
about high school
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she's come down with
some imaginary symptoms.
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What's she
uptight about?
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She was a big wheel
in junior high.
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Well, you see,
that's the problem.
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I think
she's afraid
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she'll develop
a flat tire.
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That's so funny.
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But she shouldn't
have any problem.
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I mean, she's
a cool chick.
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Well, I agree,
but she is worried.
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Hmm.
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You know
something, Dad?
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Now that
I think about it
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I was a little uptight
when I started there, too.
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All my friends went
to a different school.
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It's the same
with her
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so you know
how she feels.
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Exactly.
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I had butterflies
in my stomach
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I thought were
woodpeckers.
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Greg, I think
you could help her.
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Introduce her
around a little bit.
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Sort of break
the ice for her.
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Because once
she gets started
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she'll be all right.
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Okay, Dad.
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Good man.
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In fact, football practice
starts tomorrow.
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That'd be a good chance
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to introduce her
to some of the guys.
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Hey, now that's
a good idea.
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Marcia can you hurry it up? I'd
like to meet some guys before
1st period.
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Do you mind if I finish my
breakfast?
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Not if it doesn't turn into your
lunch.
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Marcia you better drink up it's
getting late.
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Ya cmon let's make tracks
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Wait a minute I forgot something
I'll be down in a minute.
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Mom!
Okay.
She's just stalling.
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Be patient with her. She'll
make it.
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But if you want me to introduce
her around I'd better do it
before I graduate next year.
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Oh it's not that bad!
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No, that's definitely
junior high.
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( sighs )
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That's not sophisticated either.
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You look like an immature child.
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GREG:
Marcia, how about it?
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Just a minute!
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Well, if you can't
look sophisticated
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maybe you can act sophisticated.
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GREG ( yells):
Marcia!
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( angrily ):
I'm coming!
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( calmly ):
I'm coming, Gregory.
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Well, how do you
like Westdale High?
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It's not much bigger
than a junior high.
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( school bell rings )
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Is that the bell for
the first period?
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Relax, it's just
a warning bell.
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YOUNG MAN:
Hi, Greg.
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Hi. Oh, hey, guys
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could you come here
for a minute?
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I'd like you to meet
my sister, Marcia.
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This is Tom Peterson
and Dick Corsup.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm delighted to
meet you, boys.
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Um, Marcia's just
starting here this term.
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Uh... it's so
beneficial for me
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to be away from those
children in junior high
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and to be with
people of my own,
uh... mature growth.
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Yeah... well,
we hope you like it
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here at Westdale.
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I'm positive
that'll be
the case.
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I'm looking forward
to the... intellectual
stimulation.
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Well, see you,
boys.
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Bye.
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What's with
your sister?
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I'm not sure that was my sister.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Pete.
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Hey, how's your
volcano coming?
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Great. Right now
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it's in what us
scientists call
the "caldera stage."
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Caldera stage, huh?
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Looks more like it's in the
chicken wire period to me.
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Hi, honey,
how'd school go?
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Gee, what's with her?
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I don't know.
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When I'm finished
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I'm going
to make it erupt.
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00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,213
Later, Peter,
I think we got
258
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,082
another eruption
on our hands.
259
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:26,085
And little puffs of smoke
are going to come out
260
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,355
and lava's going to ooze
all over the place.
261
00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,827
MIKE:
Marcia?
262
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,662
I want to talk to you.
263
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,166
Honey, what happened
in school today?
264
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,101
Nothing, Dad, zero.
265
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:45,771
It started out terrible
and got worse.
266
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,707
( door opening )
267
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,108
Greg?
268
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:49,809
( door slams )
269
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,110
MIKE:
Greg?
270
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,378
What?
271
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,680
What happened to Marcia
in school today?
272
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,848
She acted
like a jerk.
273
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,383
She made a jerk
out of me.
274
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,851
"It's so
beneficial for me
275
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,787
to be away from
those children
in junior high."
276
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:02,988
I don't understand.
277
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,092
"I'm looking forward
to the intellectual
stimulation."
278
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,793
Oh! I wish you
hadn't asked me
279
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,061
to introduce
her around.
280
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,063
MARCIA:
So that's why
you did it.
281
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,133
Even my own father knew
I wouldn't be popular.
282
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,501
I hate high school!
283
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,170
I hate it! I hate it!
284
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,321
( knocking )
285
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,122
MIKE:
Marcia?
286
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,189
CAROL:
Can we come in
for a minute?
287
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,758
Door's open.
288
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:44,730
Honey, I'm sorry.
289
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,432
I was only trying
to help
290
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,300
when I asked Greg
to introduce you
291
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,502
to kids at school.
292
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:53,072
You yourself said
you didn't know anybody.
293
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,341
It never entered
our minds
294
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,710
that you wouldn't find friends
or be popular.
295
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,612
I guess I'm uptight about it.
296
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,746
I'm sorry.
297
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,683
It just looked like everybody
thought I'd be a washout.
298
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,753
No way... not if
you'll just be yourself.
299
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,624
I was trying
to act mature
and sophisticated.
300
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,225
Oh, boy!
301
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,229
You know what I actually
said to Greg's friends?
302
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:20,766
"I'm looking forward to
the intellectual stimulation."
303
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,369
When I think about it,
I get sick.
304
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,038
Well, honey, try not
to think about it.
305
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:29,108
Marcia, you'll have lots
of friends at school
306
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,442
before you know it.
307
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,211
Especially
if you get involved
308
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,412
in school activities.
309
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:34,680
Yeah, join a club--
310
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,782
something that you're
really interested in.
311
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,850
It's a
good idea.
312
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:46,725
So you really said I'm
looking forward to.......
313
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:59,438
More mud. Mud coming up
314
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:04,677
Boy science is great!
315
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,780
How you gonna get your volcano
to work?
316
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,282
I got it all figured out. How?
317
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,485
I got it all figured out. How?
318
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,488
I told you I got it all figured
out!
319
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,057
I see you don't have it all
figured out
320
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,026
Sure he's got it all figured
out.
321
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:25,030
How do you know?
He told me!
322
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:30,703
You just waut and see lava is
gonna come out and ooze out the
sides
323
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,805
It's gonna be sensational
324
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:35,808
Let me know when you get it all
figured out
325
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:40,112
More mud!
Mud coming up
326
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,716
Are you covering the volcano
with mud or is the volcano cover
you?
327
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,752
We've been working hard Alice
328
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:57,463
It's about 2 hours till dinner
and if you start cleaing up now
you might make it by dessert.
Inside
329
00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:10,042
If they get any more dirt on the
patio I'm going to kill them.
330
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,110
Greg?
331
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,144
Yeah?
332
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,013
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
333
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,714
What about?
334
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,516
( sighs )
335
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:20,753
I just want
to say I'm sorry
336
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,554
if I made you
feel embarrassed.
337
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,723
I know you were
only trying to help.
338
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,524
It's okay.
339
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,727
But from now on,
be yourself, okay?
340
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,665
I really acted like a jerk
in front of your friends.
341
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,401
Yeah, you did,
but don't worry about it.
342
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,770
Sometimes they act
kind of jerky, too.
343
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,705
I guess I'll feel more at home
344
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,407
after I get to know some kids.
345
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,408
Sure.
346
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,575
And you know what?
347
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,577
I'll get involved in some
extracurricular activities,
348
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,645
Maybe join a club.
349
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,681
Just look
at that bulletin board.
350
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,685
First week of school, all
the clubs have their notices up.
351
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:05,397
Ceramics-- that club
sounds like fun.
352
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,567
Well, hardly anyone
joins that one.
353
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,770
Scuba's one of the
most popular clubs.
354
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,473
Karate's very
popular, too.
355
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:15,541
Well, see you.
356
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,276
Bye.
357
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,568
Hi.
358
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,569
Hi.
359
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,270
Listen, when
are you kids
360
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,271
going to start...?
361
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,207
( screams )
362
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,642
( Marcia laughs )
363
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,512
It's me, Alice.
364
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,447
( laughs )
365
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,548
For a minute there
366
00:16:56,582 --> 00:17:01,053
I thought it was the Creature
from the Black Lagoon.
367
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,356
They loaned me the outfit
from the scuba club.
368
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,025
I'm just seeing
if it fits.
369
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,261
My sister,
the frog lady.
370
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,030
It's hard
to walk in these.
371
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,564
You're not supposed
to walk in them.
372
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,299
You're supposed
to swim in them.
373
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,202
That's going to be hard to do
in the bedroom.
374
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,771
What did you join
the scuba club for?
375
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,472
I hate the idea
of going underwater
376
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,542
but scuba's one of
the most popular
clubs in school.
377
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,578
Maybe so. They wouldn't get me
into one of those suits
378
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:27,546
even if they promised me
379
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,549
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
with Cary Grant.
380
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,133
( sighs )
381
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,535
Sorry.
382
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,669
Don't tell me.
383
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,571
It's the William Tell Club,
right?
384
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,372
How'd you guess?
385
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,374
I just took
a shot in the dark.
386
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,575
Ha!
387
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,811
Ha!
388
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,012
Ha!
389
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,046
Ha!
390
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,147
Ha!
391
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,148
Ha! Watch it.
392
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,583
Ooh, you must be
very noisy
393
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,419
with that whole club ha-ing
at the same time.
394
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,521
I feel pretty silly
doing it, too.
395
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,557
Well, as long
as you enjoy it.
396
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,092
I'm not sure I do
397
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,327
but it's a very
popular club.
398
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,628
Ha!
399
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,297
( laughing )
400
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,332
Well, get a load of you.
401
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,433
What's so funny?
402
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,168
I guess you
just don't make
403
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,203
the karate scene.
404
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,738
Ha! Ha! Ho!
405
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,576
Thanks a lot,
Greg.
406
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,711
Ha!
407
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,317
It really works!
408
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,285
( laughing )
409
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,688
( forced laughter )
410
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,057
( giggling )
411
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,496
There's a great special
on TV tonight.
412
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,563
Yeah, I read
about it.
413
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,465
I wonder
what channel...
414
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,540
Honey, what in the world
are you doing?
415
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:04,009
I'm practicing
for the yoga club.
416
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,978
Don't overdo it.
417
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,347
Hey, can I have
a meeting here tomorrow?
418
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,448
Then we can see
419
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,450
the whole club
standing on its head.
420
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,318
It's not a meeting
of the yoga club.
421
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,387
It's just the
judging committee
422
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,622
of the Westdale
Boosters.
423
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,191
Another club,
Marcia?
424
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,393
The Boosters are
the most popular club
425
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,362
and only take
three freshmen a year.
426
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,364
I'll know tomorrow
if they'll accept me.
427
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,500
Honey, aren't you spreading
yourself a little thin?
428
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,403
Yeah-- scuba, archery,
ceramics, yoga, karate
429
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,172
and now the
Westdale Busters?
430
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,206
Boosters.
431
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,507
Uh, Boosters.
432
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:39,511
You left out stamp
collecting and drama.
433
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,512
Uh...
434
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,414
you look
a little shorter.
435
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,383
I'm only doing
what you said--
436
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,385
getting involved at school.
437
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,654
Yeah, we did say that.
438
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,390
Thanks about
the club meeting tomorrow.
439
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,393
Well, the only
thing left
440
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,094
is the boys'
swimming team.
441
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,596
Don't give her
any ideas.
442
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,436
Okay, stand back.
443
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,405
I've got to see
what I'm doing.
444
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,341
Okay, now, when I connect
these two little wires...
445
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,510
little puffs
of smoke will
come out...
446
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,644
and lava will ooze out...
447
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,780
all over the sides
of the volcano.
448
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,748
You told us
a hundred times.
449
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,550
Now do it
with the volcano
450
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,751
and not your mouth.
451
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,421
Okay... now,
you're ready?
452
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,455
Yes, we're ready.
453
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:27,259
Okay... one, two...
454
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,393
you're sure you're ready?
455
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,195
Ready.
456
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,263
Come on, let's go.
457
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,298
Okay.
458
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,466
Three.
459
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,545
Great volcano,
Peter.
460
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,646
Wonderful.
461
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:48,714
Really good.
462
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,215
See you later.
463
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,618
Maybe there's something wrong
with the battery.
464
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:56,321
Wait till I get a new battery.
It will work like crazy.
465
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,433
Oh, I thought
it would be nice
466
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,702
to have the meeting
out here on the patio.
467
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:15,641
What's that?
468
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,442
Oh... my brother's
volcano.
469
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,177
Couldn't we
get rid of it
470
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,212
for the meeting?
471
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,314
It looks so... dirty.
472
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,182
He's kind of
still working on it
473
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,084
and I'd hate
to have him move it.
474
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,819
Well, I guess it's all right.
475
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,388
Gather around,
Boosters.
476
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,290
Yeah, everybody
take a seat.
477
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:38,463
Marcia, we discussed
your application,
voted on it
478
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:42,267
and I'm happy to say,
decided to accept you
479
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,702
as a member
of the Boosters.
480
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,338
Oh! Wow.
481
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:50,108
I don't know what to say,
except that I'm honored.
482
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,176
You should be.
483
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:52,711
We're a very special group
484
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:56,214
and we only associate
with certain kinds of kids.
485
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,183
Certain kinds of kids?
486
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,385
You know-- kids
who are our equals.
487
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:03,522
You can only date boys
who are lettermen on teams
488
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,757
or in the top ten
of their class.
489
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,292
And then when you...
490
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,260
( whistling )
491
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:11,196
Peter, we're
having a meeting.
492
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,297
That's okay.
493
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,298
I just want to see
494
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,634
if this new
battery works.
495
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,503
As I was saying
496
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,439
we have a certain image
to present
497
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,774
so you'll check with us
on what you wear.
498
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,042
What I wear?
499
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,178
Come over here
and watch this.
500
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,085
Okay, here she goes.
501
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,353
( crackles )
502
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,255
( crackles )
503
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,825
It works... it works!
504
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,295
Now watch the lava ooze out.
505
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,598
Do we have
to be interrupted
506
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,467
by that
childish toy?
507
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:56,708
( girls screaming )
508
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,217
Peter, turn it off!
509
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,652
Boy, did it ever work!
510
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,287
( laughing )
511
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,024
You stupid kid!
512
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,761
You want to see
something stupid?
513
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,662
You should see
your face.
514
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:20,165
( laughing )
515
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,036
What in the world
happened?
516
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,371
My volcano worked.
517
00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:29,408
Yeah, like
Mount Vesuvius.
518
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:32,177
I guess I need
a smaller battery.
519
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,613
I'll get some towels,
Mrs. Brady.
520
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:36,314
( chuckles )
521
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:37,816
If you think
this is so funny
522
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,652
I'm not too sure
you're the type
for the Boosters.
523
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,220
I'm sure I'm
not the type
524
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,222
because I do think
this is funny.
525
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,824
Come on, Boosters.
Let's go.
526
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:48,326
Oh, girls, we're
getting you
some towels.
527
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,363
No, thank you,
Mrs. Brady.
528
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:54,266
You and Dad were right
about my overdoing it.
529
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,301
I was doing anything
and everything
530
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:57,169
just to be popular.
531
00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:00,071
You were trying
for instant popularity.
532
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,408
Like we said, just be yourself,
and you'll be popular...
533
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,676
dirty, but popular.
534
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,244
I'm giving up all my clubs
535
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,346
except for the one
that I really like.
536
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,748
Ceramics?
537
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:14,186
Hmm, they use clay,
don't they, in ceramics?
538
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,175
( crackles )
539
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,411
( hissing )
540
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,254
He was right.
541
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:52,123
It really works.
542
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:13,178
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