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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group
must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Mom! Alice!
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Greg! Marcia!
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Peter, Peter,
what's the matter?
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Is something wrong?
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No, I've got
great news.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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Well, come on,
tell us the news.
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You know the
school paper?
Yeah?
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They needed a new reporter.
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A lot of guys
tried out for it,
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but who do you think
they picked?
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Oh, I'll take a wild guess--
you!
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Yeah! How did you know?
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Woman's intuition.
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I'm not just
going to be an
ordinary reporter.
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I'm going to have
my own column!
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Your own column--
that's terrific!
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Congratulations, Peter.
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Thanks.
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And I know just what
I'm going to call it--
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"The Whole Truth," by...
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"Scoop" Brady.
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"Scoop"?! All right,
that's great!
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I'm going to
write a column
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that'll stand
Fillmore Junior High on its ear.
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Then I'm gonna write one
for my high school,
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then for college.
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I might become
a famous reporter!
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Maybe I'll win a Pulitzer prize!
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But first,
I'd better do something.
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What's that?
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Learn how to type.
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Jan, did you take my pencils?
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Nope.
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I had three pencils in
this drawer; they're gone.
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Check with
Scoop Brady.
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Oh, no.
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First, he takes
my carbon paper,
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then my erasers
and now my pencils.
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Mine, too.
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Did either one
of you take
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the pencils
from my desk?
No.
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Well, somebody did.
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Check
with Scoop Brady.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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First he takes
my carbon paper,
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then my erasers
and now my pencils.
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Did you call me, honey?
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Sweetheart, have you
seen my typewriter?
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It was in here
this morning.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you--
power of the press.
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Scoop Brady borrowed it.
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You're kidding?
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First he takes
my carbon paper,
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then my erasers,
then my pencils
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now my typewriter?
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Well, he said
he was a little short
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on the tools of his trade.
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( chuckles )
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Oh, well, I guess it's all
pretty exciting for him.
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I'll put my notes
on my tape recorder.
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Um, listen, by
the way, honey,
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don't go looking for
your old brown hat.
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My old brown hat?
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"The...
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whole..."
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Peter, why are you wearing Dad's
old hat?
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Cause that is how us reporters
look in the newspaper world.
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And my name isn't Peter, it's
Scoop.
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Scoop? You mean Stoop.
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Very funny.
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(loud noises from tv)
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I think we saw this one already.
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Nah, they all look the same.
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Can you guys turn that thing
off? I'm trying to think.
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(loud noises from tv)
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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I told you I can't think!
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Cindy: That's nothing new.
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Guys, can you knock it off. I'm
trying to work.
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You better knock it off.
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There is 2 of us and only 1 of
you.
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(all yelling)
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Hold it.
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Quiet!
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What's the matter?
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Scoop: Hi Dad.
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Big shot scoop won't let us
watch tv.
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They can watch TV upstairs. I am
trying to work.
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Why can't you work upstairs?
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Dad, a newspaper man needs to
stay near the phone.
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You never know when a big story
might break.
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Well, that's a good point.
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Why can't your kids watch
television upstairs?
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That's just a little deaky set
up there Dad.
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And what if we get hungry?
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This is right next to the
kitchen.
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Yeah!
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Look kids, when one person
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is doing something that is
important to
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him, sometimes the others have
to
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accept a little incovenience.
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He means we got to watch
upstairs.
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I know what he means.
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Thanks Dad.
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You're welcome.
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How's the column coming Scoop.
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Writing sure it a lot tougher
than I thought.
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"The Whole Truth" that's all you
got?
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That's all I can think of.
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(Phone ringing)
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I bet that is one of the guys
from the press calling.
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Scoop Brady talking.
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Oh, it's for you Dad.
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Thank you
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Dad, would you mind keeping it a
little short?
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You never know when a big story
might break.
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Sure thing Scoop.
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All right,
children,
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time for
exercises.
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Not again!
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We hate them!
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Oh, come on, now.
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One, two, one...
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Come on, come on.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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( girls laughing )
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Those are really cute!
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This is Miss Crocker,
our gym teacher.
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Oh, how do you do,
Miss Crocker?
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How do you do?
One, two, one...
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What are they for?
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Well, we're doing a skit
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on our teachers
on Jamboree Night.
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You know, rib them a little.
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Well, that's the best
time to rib them--
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after your final grades.
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And, speaking of grades,
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you two have finals
this week.
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I finished all
my studying, Mom.
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So did I.
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That's why I'm helping Marcia
with these puppets.
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( with British accent ):
I'm Mrs. Sanders--
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Marcia's English teacher.
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Oh, hello.
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And this is Mr. Price,
the science teacher.
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( in low voice ):
And now, students,
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we take up the study
of chlorophyll.
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"Chlorophyll"
is a Greek word.
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"Chloro" means green,
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and I guess "phyll"
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is the guy who
discovered it.
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Hey, you got Mr. Price
down perfect.
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He's the toughest
teacher I've ever had.
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You have him this term,
don't you, Peter?
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I sure do.
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Well, just remember,
Scoop Brady,
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you have finals, too.
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So don't neglect
your studies
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because of that column.
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Don't worry, Mom,
everything's real cool.
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Well, just make sure
it doesn't warm up.
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One, two, one...
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Is that your
column?
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Yeah.
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Can we read it?
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Well...
Come on.
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All it says is,
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"The Whole Truth
by Scoop Brady."
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Well, I haven't
finished it yet.
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It isn't even started.
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That's the whole trouble,
getting it started.
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Before I became
a writer,
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I could think of a million
things to write about.
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Now I can't think of one.
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Come on, there's lots
to write about.
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Oh, yeah? Name one.
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Well, how about
my Jamboree Night?
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And the girls' basketball team--
undefeated.
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And so is the
debating team.
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Hey, that's real
good stuff.
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And the drama club
is doing three one-act plays.
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And there's
a charity...
Okay, okay.
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You're getting me confused.
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I'll get on it right away.
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I say, that Scoop is
some reporter, I say.
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Yes, he is some
reporter, indeed.
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( laughing )
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Well, what
do you think?
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Uh, well,
it's-it's, um...
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it's not a, uh,
bad column, Pete.
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Boy, the typing
is real neat, Peter.
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You think it's rotten.
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Not at all.
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The items are fine.
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The way you wrote it,
it's a little, um...
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dull, right, Alice?
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Well, you could
jazz it up a little.
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How?
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ALICE:
Well, take the pie sale.
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You said, "14 apple
pies were baked."
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Eh. Couldn't you say
something like,
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"What sweet young thing
in the eighth grade
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bakes the wildest
apple pies in town?"
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Hey, I get it--
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make it more personal.
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Right. The girls'
basketball item--
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you didn't mention
a single name.
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Kids like to see
their names in the paper
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and to read
about themselves.
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Particularly, if you
appeal to their vanity.
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Vanity? What's vanity?
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Vanity is what makes
women with size-12 feet
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wear size-eight shoes.
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She means flatter them.
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Names, and flatter them, huh?
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Boy, will I ever!
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Thanks!
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Peter. Peter.
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Hi, Iris.
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I just wanted
to thank you.
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They picked me
to be yell leader,
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and I owe it
all to you.
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Why me?
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Because of all the things you
wrote about me in your column.
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I'm glad it helped.
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Maybe we can have a malt
together after school.
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Swell.
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And I'm paying;
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you're my guest, Peter.
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Hey, Peter,
you're the greatest.
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You mean the item
in the column.
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I've never been
so popular with girls.
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They really believe
that stuff you wrote
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about me being
a great dancer.
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Well, you are,
compared to me;
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I can't dance at all.
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Here. It's only
some candy bars,
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but I just wanted
to show my appreciation.
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Thanks.
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Hey, if you can think
of anything else
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to say about me,
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I've got an uncle
who owns a pizza place.
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See you later.
263
00:09:57,779 --> 00:10:00,351
Peter! I've been looking
all over for you.
264
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:02,322
Well, it looks
like you found me.
265
00:10:02,355 --> 00:10:03,959
Thanks for the great item
266
00:10:03,992 --> 00:10:06,063
in your column
about my singing.
267
00:10:06,096 --> 00:10:10,239
Mrs. Meredith asked me
to do a solo on Jamboree Night!
268
00:10:10,272 --> 00:10:11,374
That's great!
269
00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:13,379
And, Peter,
I'm going to have
270
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,150
a super party soon,
271
00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:19,158
and you're the first name
on my guest list.
272
00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:28,043
I know you're studying, Eddie,
273
00:10:28,077 --> 00:10:30,148
but I need an item
for my column.
274
00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:33,489
Yeah, something real snappy--
a little gossip or...
275
00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:36,562
Have you got the whole thing
about osmosis right now, Eddie?
276
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,065
Yeah, I know...
277
00:10:38,099 --> 00:10:40,371
that science class
isn't too easy.
278
00:10:40,404 --> 00:10:44,245
Okay, let me know
if you're stuck again. Bye.
279
00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:47,151
Well, did you get him
squared away on osmosis?
280
00:10:47,184 --> 00:10:48,554
Yep.
281
00:10:48,588 --> 00:10:51,093
Yeah, well, that makes me
feel a little bit better.
282
00:10:51,127 --> 00:10:52,362
How do you mean?
283
00:10:52,396 --> 00:10:53,565
Well, with all the time
284
00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:56,104
you've been spending
on your column
285
00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:57,340
and all the parties
you've been invited to,
286
00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,244
your mother and I have
been a little bit afraid
287
00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:00,981
you've been neglecting
your schoolwork.
288
00:11:01,014 --> 00:11:03,286
Nah. I'm going to do
some more studying right now.
289
00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:04,388
You are?
Yeah.
290
00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,927
Hey, that's good.
291
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,900
Turn out the lights
when you're through.
292
00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,370
Osmosis... osmosis...
293
00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:14,343
I'd better find out
what in heck osmosis is...
294
00:11:14,377 --> 00:11:16,314
or does!
295
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,492
We both had Mr. Price
for science,
296
00:11:21,525 --> 00:11:24,097
and we know what kind
of final exams he gives.
297
00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:25,400
I'm sure
we can help.
298
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:28,273
Thanks. I just hope
it's not too late.
299
00:11:28,307 --> 00:11:29,576
The easiest way to
remember things is
300
00:11:29,609 --> 00:11:32,114
by making up little
rhymes about them--
301
00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:35,255
like, "a vertebrate has
a back that's straight."
302
00:11:35,288 --> 00:11:36,591
A vertebrate
has a back that's straight.
303
00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:38,595
Hey, that's a great idea.
304
00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,432
Do you know
what a primate is?
305
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,904
Primate... primate... primate...
306
00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:44,441
let's see...
307
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,646
I don't think I do.
308
00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:49,218
On second thought,
I'm sure I don't.
309
00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:51,422
You can remember it
like this.
310
00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:54,095
"A primate
has the size and shape
311
00:11:54,128 --> 00:11:56,300
of a monkey, a man
or any old ape."
312
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:59,206
A primate
has the size and shape
313
00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,277
of a monkey, a man
or any old ape.
314
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:03,415
Hey, that's a great system!
315
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:04,584
Hey, it worked for me.
316
00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:06,021
Me, too.
317
00:12:06,054 --> 00:12:08,091
Hey, I just thought
of another rhyme.
What?
318
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,995
"Next year's
going to be so nice;
319
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,401
I won't have to worry
about Mr. Price."
320
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:15,006
Pete, you better
hit the book
321
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,278
and read it.
322
00:12:17,312 --> 00:12:18,414
Mr. Price,
323
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,320
have pity on
my brother.
324
00:12:22,456 --> 00:12:23,558
PETER:
Mr. Price?
325
00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,128
Yes, Peter.
326
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,464
I was wondering...
327
00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:27,433
that exam
we took on Friday:
328
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:30,005
Have you finished
grading all the papers yet?
329
00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:31,308
Not all of them.
330
00:12:31,342 --> 00:12:32,344
Oh.
331
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,314
As is my customary procedure,
332
00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:36,185
I grade the papers
alphabetically,
333
00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:37,588
according to student names.
334
00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:40,194
I'm presently up to, um, "L."
335
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,334
"L"? Then you're past "B."
336
00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:45,438
A keen analytical deduction.
337
00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:47,275
Keener than most
of your deductions
338
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,381
in the examination,
I'm afraid, Peter.
339
00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:51,485
That sounds like
I didn't do so good.
340
00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:54,391
You didn't do so well, either.
341
00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:57,431
I'm quite disappointed
in you, Peter.
342
00:12:57,464 --> 00:12:59,535
For the first half
of the semester,
343
00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:01,105
you received a "B."
344
00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:02,341
I thought
you would be
345
00:13:02,374 --> 00:13:04,946
one of my
better students.
346
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:08,220
Is this test going to have
a big effect on my report card?
347
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,561
Final examinations
usually do, Peter.
348
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,400
Thank you, sir.
349
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,113
( sighs )
350
00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:29,399
"D." A big, fat "D."
351
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:43,095
Alice: I know you from
somewhere.
352
00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:45,434
Alice in French accent:
(Speaking French)
353
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:50,277
Alice in Frech accent: I've been
chasing you to the far corners
or the world.
354
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:54,653
Alice: I bet you say that to all
the girls.
355
00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:56,691
Alice in Frech accent: You
impecunious fool. Kiss me.
356
00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:57,994
(laughing)
357
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:04,441
Oh hi kids. Uh... I was um...
Uh...
358
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:07,481
Don't just stand there like a
dummy. Get me out of this.
359
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,422
Hi, Peter.
Hi, Mom.
360
00:14:26,455 --> 00:14:27,357
Hey, what's your hurry?
361
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,593
Come here a minute.
362
00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:29,596
I've got a lot
of things to do.
363
00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:31,232
How did you do on your finals?
364
00:14:31,265 --> 00:14:33,136
Uh, most of them went okay.
365
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,539
How was your science final?
366
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,476
Was Mr. Price
as tough as they say?
367
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,748
Mr. Price said
he hasn't finished grading
368
00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:40,318
all the test papers yet.
369
00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:41,687
Well, how do you
think you did?
370
00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:43,391
I'm sure
I didn't get an "A."
371
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,429
Well, I'll settle
for an A-minus.
372
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,705
Boy, so would I...
373
00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:58,824
Hi Pete.
374
00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:00,428
What do you think you are doing?
375
00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,499
We are going to watch TV.
376
00:15:02,532 --> 00:15:03,735
Why don't you watch TV down in
the family room.
377
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,472
We can't...
378
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:06,708
You got us kicked out of the
family room, dumb head.
379
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,645
I'm kick you back in.
380
00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:10,316
They way you are kicking us
around, you must think we are
381
00:15:10,349 --> 00:15:11,251
footballs.
382
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,723
I got to do a lot of heavy
thinking up here.
383
00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:15,627
If you don't think too loud, you
won't bother us.
384
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,299
Look, if you both go watch TV
downstairs, I'll give you candy
bar okay?
385
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,402
Me too?
386
00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:23,210
You too.
387
00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:24,312
Wow, you got a whole bunch.
388
00:15:24,346 --> 00:15:26,818
Where did you get all that
candy?
389
00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:28,722
From a guy from school. I wrote
a couple nice things about him
on the column.
390
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:31,361
You mean people give things to
you for that?
391
00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:33,466
Sure, they like to read nice
things about themselves.
392
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,103
They give you candy bars, pizza,
sodas.
393
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:38,443
And passes to the movies.
394
00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:40,414
And maybe...
395
00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:42,618
Maybe even a good grade.
396
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:43,587
Yeah!
397
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,556
Cindy: Yeah what?
398
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,527
Nevermind, you'll miss your
movie. Hurry up.
399
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,566
I got a special column to right.
400
00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:14,454
Say, any
hot flashes
401
00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:15,823
to shake the world
with, Scoop?
402
00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:17,493
( mumbles
through pencil )
403
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:18,528
What?
404
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,600
I said I'm
almost finished.
405
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,905
Greg, what's
a way of saying
406
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:25,410
somebody's the
best at his job?
407
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,680
"Outstanding."
408
00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:29,285
No, I've already
used that one.
409
00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:31,256
"Super." "Terrific."
410
00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:33,394
No. I used them, too.
411
00:16:33,428 --> 00:16:35,499
"Head and shoulders
above the crowd."
412
00:16:35,532 --> 00:16:37,336
Hey, that's great.
413
00:16:41,879 --> 00:16:44,752
"There have been
many great men in our country--
414
00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:48,226
"Washington, Lincoln--
but we have a man in our school
415
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,397
who is just as great:
Mr. Price."
416
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:51,800
Mr. Price?!
417
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,303
The science teacher?
418
00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:54,840
Yeah.
Here's the carbon copy
419
00:16:54,873 --> 00:16:56,510
if you want to read it.
420
00:16:56,544 --> 00:16:57,445
( laughs )
421
00:16:57,479 --> 00:16:58,749
Are you kidding?
422
00:16:58,782 --> 00:17:01,421
When I had him,
we called him "Mr. Sourpuss."
423
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,158
That's just the way you see him.
424
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:06,398
I've got to get this column
over to my editor right away.
425
00:17:08,536 --> 00:17:10,173
Washington, Lincoln...
426
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,642
and Mr. Price?!
427
00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:13,446
Good morning, Mr. Price.
428
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,818
What is so good about it,
may I ask?
429
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:16,920
No, Marcia.
430
00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:18,959
I can still see
your lips move.
431
00:17:18,992 --> 00:17:21,831
It's not easy to talk
with your mouth closed.
432
00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:23,535
Marcia, Jan,
you got to read this.
433
00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:24,770
You won't believe it.
434
00:17:24,805 --> 00:17:27,444
( speaking quietly )
435
00:17:27,477 --> 00:17:29,381
Mr. Price?!
436
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:30,516
Peter's flipped.
437
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,258
I'm Mr. Price,
and even I don't believe it.
438
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,527
I don't blame you.
439
00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:36,696
It gets better.
440
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:37,665
There you are.
441
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:38,835
Say, listen,
Hi, Dad.
442
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,337
I thought
you were going to take care
443
00:17:40,371 --> 00:17:41,407
of that back lawn
this afternoon.
444
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,511
Oh, yeah, I will, Dad.
Right away.
445
00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:44,881
( laughing )
446
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,017
What's so funny?
447
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:46,818
Look, look. This is.
Look, read it.
448
00:17:46,852 --> 00:17:49,791
It's Scoop Brady's
latest column.
449
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:51,695
You mean we got
an Art Buchwald in the family?
450
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:54,535
I'm not sure.
Look, look.
451
00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:56,004
( laughing )
452
00:17:56,038 --> 00:17:58,009
I don't think I've gotten
to the funny part yet.
453
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,380
It's all funny
if you know Mr. Price.
454
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,249
He's the dullest.
455
00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:02,686
I'm not going to have
him until next year,
456
00:18:02,719 --> 00:18:03,988
but everybody in the
whole school knows
457
00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:06,260
how dull Mr. Price is.
458
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,362
He's the kind
of guy, Dad,
459
00:18:07,395 --> 00:18:09,334
who tells the class
jokes in Latin.
460
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,338
And, all semester,
only one kid laughed,
461
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:12,306
and he was Italian.
462
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,545
( laughter )
463
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:17,351
Come on. I think you're being
a little hard on Mr. Price.
464
00:18:17,384 --> 00:18:18,453
It's not
that he's a bad teacher.
465
00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:19,555
He just
has a little trouble
466
00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:20,658
getting through
to the kids.
467
00:18:20,691 --> 00:18:21,793
According to this,
468
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,364
he seems to have
gotten through to Peter.
469
00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:26,536
Listen,
don't forget the lawn, okay?
470
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,708
I won't.
I won't.
Okay.
471
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:29,443
Do you think Peter
472
00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:30,712
actually thinks
he's great?
473
00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:32,383
Are you kidding?
474
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:33,385
He's got to have
some reason
475
00:18:33,418 --> 00:18:34,621
for writing
that column.
476
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:42,337
A "D"?
477
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,607
What's that,
Mrs. Brady?
478
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,043
Look what I found
in Peter's jacket.
479
00:18:45,077 --> 00:18:46,379
It's his science test.
480
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,716
I thought it hadn't
even been graded yet.
481
00:18:47,749 --> 00:18:49,018
Oh, my.
482
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:52,359
And "D" sure doesn't
stand for "dandy."
483
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:55,566
No wonder he was being
so evasive about it.
484
00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:57,603
Well, I'm not
excusing Peter, honey,
485
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,707
but it isn't easy
to tell your parents
486
00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:00,744
about a bad grade.
487
00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:01,913
He's a good student.
488
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:03,817
I'll bet he didn't
study at all.
489
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,520
You know, it's
really ironic.
490
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:06,489
How do you mean?
491
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,659
Well, because
Peter wrote
492
00:19:07,692 --> 00:19:09,463
a whole column
about Mr. Price.
493
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,865
He made him sound
like a cross
494
00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:13,637
between Albert Einstein
and Albert Schweitzer.
495
00:19:13,671 --> 00:19:14,740
Yeah, well, I'll bet
496
00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:16,343
that was before
he got the "D."
497
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:18,548
No. As a matter
of fact, he...
498
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:22,056
...he wrote it after.
499
00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:23,860
How did you find my test?
500
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,330
Well, you left it
501
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:27,567
in the pocket
of your jacket.
502
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,604
Oh.
503
00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:30,374
Well, it was
a tough test, Dad.
504
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:31,543
Ask any of the kids.
505
00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:33,013
I'm sure it was.
506
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,084
Look, Peter,
your mother and I
507
00:19:35,117 --> 00:19:37,088
wouldn't mind
the "D" so much
508
00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:40,028
if we thought you had
done your very best.
509
00:19:40,061 --> 00:19:42,099
But you didn't,
did you?
510
00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,502
No.
511
00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:44,571
No, you didn't.
512
00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:45,873
You were spending
too much time
513
00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:47,677
being Scoop Brady,
reporter,
514
00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:48,713
not enough time being
515
00:19:48,747 --> 00:19:50,817
Peter Brady,
student, right?
516
00:19:50,851 --> 00:19:51,886
I'm sorry.
517
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,922
Mmm.
518
00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:54,091
Listen...
519
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,097
about this article
you wrote this afternoon
520
00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:58,166
about Mr. Price.
521
00:19:58,199 --> 00:19:59,836
You know about
that, too?
522
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,407
Yes, I do.
523
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,977
Now, was that,
like your article says
524
00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:04,881
"The Whole Truth,"
525
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:07,854
or was that
just a snow job, huh?
526
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,490
In hopes
of getting Mr. Price
527
00:20:09,524 --> 00:20:10,860
to give you
a better grade
528
00:20:10,894 --> 00:20:12,096
on your report card?
529
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,635
A snow job, I guess.
530
00:20:14,668 --> 00:20:15,671
( sighs )
531
00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:19,813
Son, there is a thing
called "Power of the press."
532
00:20:19,846 --> 00:20:22,051
And, with the use
of that power,
533
00:20:22,085 --> 00:20:23,488
comes responsibility.
534
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:26,928
I guess I wasn't very
responsible, was I?
535
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,064
No, you weren't.
536
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:31,104
Writing nice things
about your friends,
537
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:34,912
or about Mr. Price,
just to get personal reward
538
00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:37,618
isn't exactly
honest reporting.
539
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:38,887
But what can I do now?
540
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,660
I've already turned
in the column.
541
00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:45,602
I'm sure
you'll think of something.
542
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,690
Yes, Peter?
543
00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,126
Good morning,
Mr. Price.
544
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,997
I guess
I'm a little early.
545
00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,634
You are, indeed.
546
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,874
Your class doesn't occur
for another three hours.
547
00:21:03,908 --> 00:21:06,847
Sir, I have to talk
to you about something.
548
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,849
Proceed.
549
00:21:07,882 --> 00:21:09,854
I wrote a column
about you,
550
00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:12,025
it's coming out
in the paper,
551
00:21:12,058 --> 00:21:14,029
and some
of the things I said
552
00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:15,867
I didn't really mean.
553
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,969
Oh?
554
00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:18,004
Like, I said you were
555
00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:19,842
the greatest teacher
in the world.
556
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,614
I didn't really mean
the greatest.
557
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:25,120
I meant fantastic.
558
00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:29,997
Not really fantastic.
559
00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,968
More like terrific.
560
00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:37,146
Not terrific... I meant...
561
00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:39,985
I know what you meant, Peter.
562
00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:42,290
I believe this is the article
563
00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:44,127
to which you are referring.
564
00:21:44,161 --> 00:21:46,165
Yeah. How did you get it?
565
00:21:46,198 --> 00:21:47,301
Newspaper procedure--
566
00:21:47,334 --> 00:21:49,005
an editor
has to verify factual data
567
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,207
before it's printed.
568
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,877
Oh.
569
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,750
Peter, I've been
a teacher too long
570
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:57,322
not to recognize
a soft-soap job.
571
00:21:57,355 --> 00:21:58,625
Snow job, sir.
572
00:21:58,659 --> 00:22:01,096
Snow job, soft soap,
whatever.
573
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:02,733
Your flattery was as transparent
574
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:05,039
as the membranous appendage
of a lepidoptera.
575
00:22:05,072 --> 00:22:06,576
A what?
576
00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:07,978
The wing of a butterfly.
577
00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:10,818
"Lepidoptera" is the scientific
name for "butterfly."
578
00:22:10,852 --> 00:22:12,589
You should
have known that, Peter.
579
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,561
Oh. I thought
I was being subtle.
580
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:18,000
Oh, I can read
between the lines.
581
00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:21,241
I take it from this,
( taps paper )
582
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:24,113
that my students
find me somewhat remote
583
00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:26,050
and lacking in wit.
584
00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:28,856
Boy, you really can
read between the lines.
585
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,995
Also, I take it
I may have
586
00:22:31,028 --> 00:22:33,367
some problem
of communication.
587
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,036
Well, it's just
with all those
588
00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:36,908
Greek and Latin
words you use,
589
00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:40,014
the kids almost have to be
professors to understand.
590
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:44,123
Well, perhaps
we've both learned something
591
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,027
from this experience.
592
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,162
Yes, sir.
593
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,144
Oh, Mr. Price.
594
00:22:54,177 --> 00:22:55,112
Could you
give me a hint
595
00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:57,651
to what my final grade
of the semester will be?
596
00:22:57,685 --> 00:23:01,092
You'll get exactly
what you deserve, Peter.
597
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,195
( sighs )
598
00:23:02,228 --> 00:23:05,568
That's what
I was afraid of.
599
00:23:11,114 --> 00:23:12,149
Hi, Dad.
600
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,653
Hello, Peter.
601
00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:14,989
I just want to tell you
602
00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:17,094
that I talked to Mr. Price,
and I told him what I did.
603
00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:18,363
Well, I'm glad, son.
604
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,768
That took courage to do that.
605
00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:21,803
And, from now on,
606
00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:23,073
I'm not going
to take any candy bars
607
00:23:23,107 --> 00:23:24,309
or movie passes
or anything else,
608
00:23:24,342 --> 00:23:26,146
no matter what I write
in my column.
609
00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:27,148
That a boy.
610
00:23:27,181 --> 00:23:28,885
I bet you feel better
about that, don't you?
611
00:23:28,918 --> 00:23:29,887
I sure do.
612
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,894
Especially about Mr. Price,
he was really nice.
613
00:23:32,927 --> 00:23:34,865
I feel better about that, too.
614
00:23:34,898 --> 00:23:36,034
You do?
Uh-huh.
615
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,170
That's great.
616
00:23:37,203 --> 00:23:38,339
Could you hold that feeling
617
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:39,909
until my science grade
comes out?
618
00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,419
Are you almost
through, honey?
619
00:24:00,453 --> 00:24:02,190
Yeah, sweetheart.
I'm down to my last signature.
620
00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:03,726
Boy, I bet I'm the only parent
in the neighborhood
621
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,399
who gets writer's cramp
signing report cards.
622
00:24:06,432 --> 00:24:08,069
Well, the kids
did all right,
623
00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:10,274
even counting Peter's
problem with Mr. Price.
624
00:24:10,308 --> 00:24:11,343
Oh, yeah.
625
00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:12,947
Well, he got a "C."
626
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:17,456
Altogether, I think
they got 12 A's, 29 B's,
627
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,458
and only seven C's.
628
00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:19,761
Well, that's
a good average.
629
00:24:19,795 --> 00:24:20,797
You betcha.
630
00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:22,133
Good night, honey.
631
00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:27,077
I'd give it a "C."
632
00:24:32,121 --> 00:24:33,490
Give what a "C"?
633
00:24:33,524 --> 00:24:35,428
That kiss--
I'd give it a "C."
634
00:24:38,034 --> 00:24:41,274
How about a chance
to improve my grade, Teach?
635
00:24:41,307 --> 00:24:42,944
That seems fair.
636
00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:56,373
Hmm... yes, that's
definitely a "B."
637
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,244
Only a "B"?!
638
00:24:58,277 --> 00:24:59,213
Well, I'm sorry.
639
00:24:59,246 --> 00:25:02,319
I calls 'em
as I feels 'em.
640
00:25:02,352 --> 00:25:04,757
How about another chance
for a willing pupil?
641
00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:06,796
Fire when ready,
Gridley.
642
00:25:19,422 --> 00:25:22,195
Now, that's an "A."
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