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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Thank you.
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Here's my essay,
Mrs. Watson.
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Thank you.
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Oh, what a splendid
title, Jan.
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"What America
Means To Me."
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I hope the
judges like it.
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I hope so, too.
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Incidentally,
I'm very pleased
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with the way that your work
has been improving, Jan.
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Thank you.
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Of course, I always expect
great things from a Brady.
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Oh?
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Your sister Marcia
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was one of the best
students I ever had.
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I know, you've told me.
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And I'm sure that
if you try hard enough
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you can do as well
as your sister.
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Thank you.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Hi, Jan.
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Hi, Marcia.
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Hello, Mrs. Watson.
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Oh, Marcia, we were
just talking about you.
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Yeah.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I stopped by
to walk home with you.
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I think I can do that
all by myself.
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Gee... I wonder
what's bugging her.
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Mother?
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Mom?
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Hi, honey.
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Mom, have you seen
my awards?
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They're not
on my shelf.
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No, I haven't.
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Well, they were there
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when I left for
school this morning.
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Well, maybe Alice took them
down to dust them.
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That must be it. Thanks.
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Alice?
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Oh, yeah?
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Did you take my
awards down to dust?
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No, I didn't, Marcia.
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They were in the usual place
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when I cleaned this morning.
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Well, they're not there now.
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We'll find them, sweetie.
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A whole lifetime of achievements
were on that shelf.
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All my years
of hard work.
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All my awards.
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Gone, gone, gone.
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And you never got
a dramatic award?
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Alice, it isn't funny.
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Well, they've got to be
around somewhere, honey.
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What about the boys?
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Maybe they're pulling
one of their jokes.
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The boys...
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they sure do have
a dumb sense of humor.
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You missed again, now watch me.
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Let the master show you how to
do it.
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Haha, I can do that without
being a master.
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What me you guys.
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Any questions?
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Marcia: All right you guys,
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Which one of you took 'em?
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Took what?
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You know what.
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Marcia, we didn't take anything
and we are trying to play ball.
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They're just trying, I know how.
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Hey gimme it.
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(All yelling)
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Nobody gets the ball until I get
straight answers.
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(All yelling)
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Hey, what is all the yelling
about?
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She stole our ball.
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I'm just trying to find out what
they did with my school awards.
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They took them from my room.
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We did not.
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At least I didn't.
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Me neither. I wouldn't touch
them.
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I can't even reach them.
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Well fellas, lets stop kidding
around huh.
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Honest Dad, I didn't lay a hand
on them.
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Me neither.
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I'm too short.
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Marcia: Well somebody took them.
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Mom hasn't seen them nor either
has Alice.
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All right honey, don't worry.
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I'm sure we will find it...
Here..
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Marcia, were
the boys responsible
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for the missing awards?
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Well, they said
they weren't.
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Marcia, if you're
through with these
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can I have them?
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Where did you find
my awards, Cindy?
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In the closet
in my room.
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The closet?
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What on earth were
they doing there?
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Hey, I could scratch your name
off, Marcia, and put mine on it.
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Sorry, Cindy.
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Cindy Brady.
Class President.
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Hey, that would be really neat.
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I wonder how they
got in the closet.
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Thanks for finding
them, Cindy.
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You're welcome.
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I wonder who could
have done that, Mike?
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I don't know,
honey.
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Everybody's denied it
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I guess except
one person-- Jan.
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But why would
Jan do it?
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That's a good question.
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Oh, Jan, did you put
these awards of mine
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in the closest?
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What if I did?
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Well, why would you
do a thing like that?
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Because I felt
like it, that's why.
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What kind
of a dumb reason is that?
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I want to know
why you did it.
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It's none
of your business.
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Jan, wait a minute!
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I don't care
to discuss it.
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Come back here!
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Hand me a screw you would you?
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sure.
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Marcia: Well you must admit it
was a stupid thing to do.
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Jan: So I'm goofy, what is that
to you?
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Marcia: You can at least tell me
why.
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Hand me another screw would you.
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(Jan and Marcia continue to
argue)
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I don't have
to tell you anything.
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Oh, hi.
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What's all the
yelling up there?
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What's wrong?
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Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
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Uh-huh. That's the kind
of nothing
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that bothers me the most.
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Come on.
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I didn't hurt
the awards.
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Marcia always makes such
a big deal out of everything.
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Jan, if those had
been your awards
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and Marcia had
dumped them somewhere
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wouldn't you be
upset, too?
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I guess.
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But every time
Marcia turns around
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they hand her a blue ribbon
or something.
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Oh, now, Jan, you know
that isn't so.
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Marcia's worked very hard
for those things.
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Well, all I hear
all day long at school
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is how great Marcia
is at this
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or how wonderful
Marcia did that.
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
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Now, sweetheart...
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JAN:
All those awards
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staring me in the face
was too much.
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I'm tired of being in
Marcia's shadow all the time.
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Now, Jan, you're not
in anybody's shadow.
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Well, Marcia's three years older
than you.
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She should have more
to show for herself.
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Maybe. But everything
comes so easy for her.
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Oh, Jan, come on. You have
to be realistic about this.
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Nobody, nobody, has smooth
sailing all the time.
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Well, that's right.
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Marcia has her
disappointments, too.
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She doesn't
always win.
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You'll never
guess what.
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I just got a call
from the school.
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I've been made editor
of the school newspaper!
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That's fine, honey.
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That's great, Marcia.
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I've got to call Jennifer.
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She'll just flip.
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See what I mean?
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She wants to be editor--
boom, she's editor.
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Jan, you're really
not being fair.
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You know that Marcia's
been working on that for months.
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Look, honey, now,
if you really feel
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you're in your
sister's shadow
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do something
about it.
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Get out and develop
your own talent.
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That's right, Jan.
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Some of us are good
at one thing
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and some of us
are good at another.
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It's like your father
and I always say
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find out what
you do best
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and then do your
best with it.
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Maybe you're right.
But what can I do best?
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Well, if you keep
your eyes open
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I'll bet you something
will present itself.
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This is the
opportunity
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I've been waiting
for, Katie.
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Hey, I think I'll try out
for pom-pom girl, too.
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I'm going to
start practicing
right after school.
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That's one thing my sister's
never done--
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been a pom-pom girl.
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Oh, do you have one
of those sisters, too?
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Have I ever.
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But I'll show her.
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Alice, the news
can't be all that bad.
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Well, you know
what they say--
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no news is good news.
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What are you
cutting up the papers for?
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I'm not cutting
up papers.
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I am creating.
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Creating?
Creating what?
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Pom-poms. Jan
wants to join
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a pom-pom squad
at school.
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She wants
to practice,
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so I am
creating pom-poms.
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Oh, now I get it.
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The strips of paper,
you tie them to the spoons
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and pom-poms.
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Oh, well, now that you've
got the idea in your heads,
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hey, how about
a little help?
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Sure.
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This is fun.
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You know those pom-pom girls are
really important.
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Last year our team was terrible.
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The cheers were great.
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You know like what for instance?
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I said hey hey
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What do you say?
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Who's going to win the game
today?
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I say ho-ho what do you know?
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The score we got is goin grow.
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I say hey, hey, ho, ho,
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come on team let's go, go, go!
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Hey that's great.
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Go, go, go.
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Oh, I hate to say it fellas,
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but I think we did it better in
my day.
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Yea? Like what?
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Oh well uh...
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Popcorn, peanuts, onion soup!
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We want a touchdown,
boop-boop-de-boop.
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boop-boop-de-boop?
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I think that is a little old
fashion Alice.
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Well in my day, it was a right
on as Heavy Man is today.
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Hey, I heard a great cheer in
basketball the other day.
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But I'll need some help from you
guys okay?
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00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:15,939
sure.
261
00:11:15,973 --> 00:11:16,941
Give me a "B!"
262
00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:17,910
"B!"
263
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:18,144
Give me another "B!"
264
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:18,644
"B!"
265
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,581
Give me another "B!"
266
00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:22,784
"B!"
267
00:11:22,818 --> 00:11:23,820
What does it spell?
268
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:28,794
What does it spell?
269
00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:30,632
What does it spell?
270
00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:33,937
(rasping sounds with "B's")
271
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:36,207
That was a really great one
Bobby.
272
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,576
Hey, hey! There they are.
273
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,978
They are finished. How do they
look?
274
00:11:39,012 --> 00:11:40,047
Great!
275
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,716
Why don't you try them?
276
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,755
Okay, Hey!
277
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:02,786
How can you practice
being a pom-pom girl
278
00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:04,121
without
any pom-poms?
279
00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:05,791
Alice is making me some.
280
00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:12,903
Well, I've heard
of flying saucers,
281
00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:14,038
but shoes?
282
00:12:14,072 --> 00:12:15,106
I was just
warming up, Mom.
283
00:12:15,139 --> 00:12:16,843
ALICE:
Anyone for
pom-poms?
284
00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:18,144
Those look
like mops, Alice.
285
00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:20,148
When they're down
here they're mops.
286
00:12:20,182 --> 00:12:21,851
When up here,
they're pom-poms.
287
00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:23,087
Alice!
288
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,189
It's the best I could
do in short notice.
289
00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:25,791
Thanks, Alice.
290
00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:27,828
Well, come on, honey,
let's see you do your stuff.
291
00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:29,697
Okay, Cindy... now.
292
00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:33,738
( "Washington Post March"
playing )
293
00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,071
( chuckles )
294
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:54,740
Well, she certainly
is working hard at it.
295
00:12:59,415 --> 00:13:00,784
I sure hope
she makes it, Dad.
296
00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:02,219
Yeah.
297
00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:04,691
Hey, maybe I could give
Jan a few pointers
298
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:05,692
and show her
some steps I learned
299
00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,127
when I was trying out
for pom-pom girl.
300
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,797
Marcia, now I know you
want to be helpful,
301
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,132
but I think under
the circumstances
302
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:11,635
you better not, hmm?
303
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,808
Yeah. I'm the last person
she'd want help from.
304
00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,677
But I sure am
rooting for her.
305
00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:18,347
Well, I think she'd
like to know that.
306
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,215
Why don't
you tell her?
307
00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:20,851
I sure will.
308
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:26,994
( music stops, applause )
309
00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:29,265
Oh... hey, that's good!
310
00:13:29,299 --> 00:13:30,600
Oh, thanks.
311
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:32,804
Boy, you've been working.
312
00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:34,640
Yeah, but I still have
to practice a whole lot.
313
00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:35,809
Oh, that's okay.
314
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,826
Jan?
315
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,829
Yeah?
316
00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:49,933
I was watching
you rehearse before.
317
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:52,638
I just want you to know
I think you're doing great.
318
00:13:52,671 --> 00:13:54,241
You really do, Marcia?
319
00:13:54,274 --> 00:13:57,713
You might even be chosen
to be the leader, Miss Pom-Pom.
320
00:13:57,746 --> 00:13:59,249
Wow. Thanks.
321
00:13:59,282 --> 00:14:02,922
Well, I just wanted you
to know how I felt.
322
00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:04,792
That's all.
323
00:14:04,825 --> 00:14:07,129
That means a lot to me, Marcia.
324
00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:11,770
( "Washington Post March"
playing )
325
00:14:11,804 --> 00:14:13,072
It's really hard
to do it by myself.
326
00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:14,775
There's supposed to be
three other girls.
327
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,824
What do you
think you're doing?
328
00:14:23,857 --> 00:14:25,092
We're just trying to help.
329
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,662
That's all.
330
00:14:26,695 --> 00:14:28,331
Hey, that's a great idea.
331
00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:29,800
Bobby, you get over there
332
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,136
and, Peter, you
stand right there.
333
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,738
Jan could use some help.
334
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:36,278
Oh, yes, you boys will
make lovely pom-pom girls.
335
00:14:36,312 --> 00:14:38,883
I'm not gonna be
any pom-pom girl.
336
00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,886
I'm not even gonna
be a pom-pom boy.
337
00:14:43,691 --> 00:14:45,260
I really could use some help.
338
00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:47,263
Well, I'll lend a leg.
339
00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:48,766
I once won a twist contest.
340
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,237
Oh, I may have
one good kick left.
341
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,272
Okay, now what do we do?
342
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,741
This is a different one.
343
00:14:53,774 --> 00:14:56,446
Okay, so we go,
right, left, right, kick.
344
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,215
Left, right, left, kick.
345
00:14:58,249 --> 00:15:01,287
Hey, this is fun.
346
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,723
Come on, Alice.
Get up there.
347
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:03,858
Whoo!
348
00:15:03,892 --> 00:15:04,827
Oh, oh, uh-oh.
349
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:05,728
What's the matter?
350
00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:07,063
That's my
two-way stretch.
351
00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:09,101
I think it just
went three ways.
352
00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:13,808
( marching music playing )
353
00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:44,327
Thank you, that
was very nice.
354
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,799
The last girl up
is Jan Brady.
355
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:49,869
Ready, Jan?
356
00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:51,405
Yes, ma'am.
357
00:15:51,439 --> 00:15:55,846
( march playing )
358
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,079
Thank you, Jan.
359
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:48,068
You were all wonderful, girls.
360
00:16:48,101 --> 00:16:52,008
But, as you know,
we only need four pom-pom girls.
361
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:55,780
And the ones we've selected to
represent the school this year
362
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,751
are Gloria Harper...
363
00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:02,025
Katie Rand...
364
00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:04,161
Judy Smith...
365
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,699
and Laura Richmond.
366
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,771
Thank you, girls.
367
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,040
That's all for today.
368
00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:26,733
I wanted to go over
to try to cheer Jan up,
369
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,336
but I thought I'd just
make her feel more upset.
370
00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:30,874
Jan wanted that
so badly, too.
371
00:17:30,907 --> 00:17:33,110
She worked so hard for it.
372
00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:35,515
If there was any way I thought
I could make her feel better,
373
00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:38,419
I'd gladly give back
all my awards.
374
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:40,422
MIKE:
Well, when she gets home
375
00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:41,858
let's not bring up
that pom-pom thing.
376
00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:43,761
If she wants to talk about it,
she will.
377
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,867
I doubt it.
She's absolutely miserable.
378
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,436
JAN:
Hi! Have I got
terrific news!
379
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,540
You made the
pom-pom team.
380
00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:51,842
No. Better.
381
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,178
Remember my essay
on Americanism?
382
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:54,814
It won the contest.
383
00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:56,183
I finished the first
in the whole school!
384
00:17:56,216 --> 00:17:57,785
Oh, that's
wonderful!
Hey, that's great.
385
00:17:57,819 --> 00:17:58,720
Sensational!
386
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,924
After I bombed out
in the pom-pom trials
387
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,761
Mrs. Watson was waiting
to tell me.
388
00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:06,500
My essay won 98
out of a possible 100 points.
389
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,936
98?
390
00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:10,774
Yes, the highest
anybody ever got.
391
00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:12,878
The closest was Nora Coombs
with 95.
392
00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:16,083
Oh, Jan, we're
so proud of you!
393
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:17,786
Monday morning,
at assembly,
394
00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:19,322
in front of the
whole student body,
395
00:18:19,355 --> 00:18:20,791
I'm going
to be presented
396
00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:22,827
with a certificate
in the Honor Society.
397
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:23,996
Oh, I'll make that
the headline story
398
00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:25,098
in the school newspaper.
399
00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:26,467
Tell me, Miss Brady,
400
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,303
how does it feel
to be a celebrity?
401
00:18:28,337 --> 00:18:29,873
No different, darling.
402
00:18:29,906 --> 00:18:31,175
I'm so used to it.
403
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,512
I've been one
for almost an hour.
404
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,451
As the mother
of a celebrity, Mrs. Brady,
405
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:39,022
would you care to tell us
anything about her childhood?
406
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:40,791
Oh, yes, I'd love to.
407
00:18:40,825 --> 00:18:42,794
Well, you know,
she always was a genius.
408
00:18:42,828 --> 00:18:44,130
She learned to say
"mommy" and "daddy"
409
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:46,501
before she was
six years old.
410
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,239
One more question, please.
411
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:52,444
Sorry, Miss.
I cannot go on any longer
412
00:18:52,478 --> 00:18:53,813
it's been a most exhausting day.
413
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:58,454
Well, everything's
back to normal.
414
00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:03,597
Finally, I did it--
415
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:07,403
something Marcia has never done
in her whole life.
416
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,777
98 points.
417
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:15,550
"Spelling, 15; Grammar, 14;
Neatness, 14;
418
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,791
"Originality of Idea, 15;
Composition, 15;
419
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:23,363
Presentation, 10;
Literary Style, 10..."
420
00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:28,539
That only adds up to 93.
421
00:19:32,044 --> 00:19:34,849
It is only 93.
422
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:35,918
I didn't win.
423
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:38,823
Nora Coombs did.
424
00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:42,496
Jan, everybody thinks you won.
425
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,866
But I didn't.
426
00:19:44,899 --> 00:19:47,070
Nobody but you and I know that.
427
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:50,075
We're not going to tell,
are we?
428
00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:52,847
How can I take an honor
I haven't earned?
429
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,916
Listen, they owe it to you.
430
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,619
You should have been
a pom-pom girl.
431
00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:59,591
You were the best one there.
432
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:01,595
Ta-da-da-da-da!
433
00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:02,629
Congratulations,
434
00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:05,635
Honor Society
Woman of the Year.
435
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:06,503
I'm going
to bake you a cake
436
00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:08,172
the size
of Mount Rushmore,
437
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,374
but much sweeter.
438
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,545
( all yelling congratulations )
439
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,415
Hey, that's great!
440
00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:14,583
Hey, is this it?
441
00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:15,551
Yes, that's it.
442
00:20:15,584 --> 00:20:17,187
I'm not going
to steal it.
443
00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:18,657
I just want to see
your terrific score.
444
00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,226
But I don't want you
to smudge it or anything.
445
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,595
98, wow.
446
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:24,199
I hope I grow up
to be as smart as you.
447
00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:25,936
Yeah,
you could use it.
448
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,506
Well, congratulations
again, Jan.
449
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,444
Yeah, that's
really good!
450
00:20:49,976 --> 00:20:53,081
You finally did something
Marcia never did.
451
00:20:53,115 --> 00:20:56,588
You're not going
to throw that away, are you?
452
00:20:56,621 --> 00:21:00,393
I guess everybody would
be awfully disappointed.
453
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,065
Your mother and father
would be crushed.
454
00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:04,901
You can't let them down.
455
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,405
Besides,
you have it coming to you.
456
00:21:15,353 --> 00:21:16,989
I am happy to say that PTA
bizarre raised $87.
457
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:23,199
For the student activity fund.
458
00:21:23,232 --> 00:21:25,537
The Dramatic Society's
annual play
459
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:29,376
will be postponed one week.
460
00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:31,713
The lab schedules
for Science 9B
461
00:21:31,747 --> 00:21:35,453
will be posted on the
bulletin boards tomorrow.
462
00:21:35,487 --> 00:21:37,990
And any students wishing to
volunteer for Cleanup Week
463
00:21:38,024 --> 00:21:39,560
kindly give their names
464
00:21:39,593 --> 00:21:41,029
to Mrs. Atterbury.
465
00:21:41,062 --> 00:21:42,531
Proud?
466
00:21:42,565 --> 00:21:44,468
Nah.
467
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,705
Now I'm going to turn over
the microphone to Mrs. Watson
468
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,510
who has a very important
announcement to make
469
00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:51,614
regarding the Honor
Society Award.
470
00:21:51,647 --> 00:21:53,283
Mrs. Watson.
471
00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:55,520
( applause )
472
00:21:57,624 --> 00:22:00,095
As you all know,
this is the time of year
473
00:22:00,128 --> 00:22:01,230
when our
students compete
474
00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:02,632
for a place in
the Honor Society.
475
00:22:02,665 --> 00:22:04,402
Wait, Mrs. Watson.
476
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:22,366
Oh, I'm afraid the announcement
477
00:22:22,399 --> 00:22:25,304
I was about to make
has to be changed.
478
00:22:25,337 --> 00:22:28,109
I just learned
that an error was made
479
00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:30,446
in scoring the essay contest.
480
00:22:34,452 --> 00:22:37,357
The winner
of the Honor Society Award
481
00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:39,261
is not Jan Brady.
482
00:22:40,697 --> 00:22:45,505
It is Nora Coombs
with a score of 95.
483
00:22:50,614 --> 00:22:53,652
We will present Nora's award
at assembly next week
484
00:22:53,686 --> 00:22:55,455
so her parents can be present.
485
00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:01,632
I wish I had
a special award
486
00:23:01,665 --> 00:23:03,268
for Jan Brady
487
00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:06,006
for calling this error
to my attention.
488
00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,177
She has today
set a standard
489
00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:12,183
of sportsmanship
and honesty
490
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:13,652
that truly
gives meaning
491
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,390
to the words,
"Honor Society."
492
00:23:19,495 --> 00:23:23,335
I'm sure Jan's parents
are very proud of her.
493
00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:30,214
Her behavior today should
be an example to all of us.
494
00:23:37,526 --> 00:23:39,496
And I wanted to win
at something so badly
495
00:23:39,529 --> 00:23:42,167
I didn't know
what to do.
496
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,472
Well, Jan, sometimes
when we lose, we win.
497
00:23:50,381 --> 00:23:52,451
You really created
a sensation yesterday, Jan.
498
00:23:52,484 --> 00:23:53,820
Oh?
499
00:23:53,853 --> 00:23:55,656
Yeah. My room was still
buzzing about it today.
500
00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:57,260
Oh, thanks.
501
00:23:58,361 --> 00:24:00,064
Hi.
502
00:24:00,098 --> 00:24:01,166
Hi.
503
00:24:01,199 --> 00:24:02,001
What's the
matter with you?
504
00:24:02,034 --> 00:24:03,670
You're the matter
with me.
505
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,373
What do you mean?
506
00:24:05,406 --> 00:24:08,211
They changed my room
in school today.
507
00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:10,147
I got one of your old teachers.
508
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,383
So what?
509
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:14,087
She heard about
what you did.
510
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:19,263
Now all I hear all day
is what a great sister I have.
511
00:24:19,297 --> 00:24:21,633
Jan, Jan, Jan.
512
00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:24,605
Look, Cindy,
513
00:24:24,639 --> 00:24:25,674
some of us are good at one thing
514
00:24:25,707 --> 00:24:26,442
and some of us at another.
515
00:24:26,476 --> 00:24:28,378
That's right.
516
00:24:28,412 --> 00:24:30,248
So find what you do best
and do your best with it.
517
00:24:31,217 --> 00:24:33,721
It isn't going to be easy.
518
00:24:33,754 --> 00:24:35,190
Why not?
519
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,629
I'm good
at so many different things.
520
00:24:52,853 --> 00:24:55,625
( humming )
521
00:24:57,761 --> 00:24:59,465
Hi, there.
522
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,366
Hi. You're sure
in a good mood.
523
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,570
Yes, I am, and it's
all thanks to you.
524
00:25:02,603 --> 00:25:04,439
Me? What did I do?
525
00:25:04,473 --> 00:25:08,079
Well, you cut my housework
in half.
526
00:25:08,113 --> 00:25:09,347
How did I do that?
527
00:25:09,381 --> 00:25:11,084
By teaching me those cheers.
528
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,154
Now, you know the way
I usually dust--
529
00:25:13,187 --> 00:25:15,325
you know, like this?
530
00:25:15,358 --> 00:25:16,593
Pretty dull
work, right?
I guess so.
531
00:25:16,626 --> 00:25:18,430
Well now, thanks
to you...
532
00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:20,366
Rickety-rack,
rickety-rust,
533
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,602
give it a flick and
away goes the dust!
534
00:25:21,635 --> 00:25:23,471
Rickety-rack,
rickety-rust,
535
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:24,640
give it a flick and
away goes the dust!
536
00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:26,843
Rickety-rickety-
rickety-rickety...
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