Original subtitles

♪ Here's the story ♪

♪ Of a lovely lady ♪

♪ Who was bringing up ♪

♪ Three very lovely girls ♪

♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪

♪ Like their mother ♪

♪ The youngest one in curls ♪

♪ It's the story of a man named Brady ♪

♪ Who was busy with three boys of his own ♪

♪ They were four men living all together ♪

♪ Yet they were all alone ♪

♪ Till the one day when the lady met this fellow ♪

♪ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ♪

♪ That this group must somehow form a family ♪

♪ That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch ♪

♪ That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. ♪

Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT TELEVISION

( sighing )

CAROL: I hope Mike gets back soon with help.

When we started out for the Grand Canyon

who would have thought it would end like this?

We all had so much fun driving along.

Our mistake was stopping in this ghost town

and meeting that old prospector.

He seemed harmless enough...

until he locked us in the jail because he thought

we were going to steal his gold claim.

Then he drove off in our car.

We finally managed to break out of the jail,

but we were still stranded without a car, food or water.

And that's when Mike and Peter left to try to get help.

Oh, what if we're stranded here?

Well, look, Alice, we're not doing any good

just sitting around.

Why don't we do something

to try and get help?

Like what?

Well, look, you round up the kids, and...

well, I'll think of something.

Boy, I bet we could find lots of loose boards

for the signal fire in here.

Yeah. Listen, why don't we...

Bobby, look at this.

Think it works?

Nah.

Maybe it could.

Hey...

Bobby, you see those wires?

This phone ran off a battery of some kind.

I think we can fix it.

Come on.

Where you going?

To get all our flashlight batteries and some tape.

Well, one this is for sure Cindy.

If we're going to be stranded here on Cactus Creek,

We're going to need some extra water. Here.

Do you think there is any water in this thing?

Well, they use to get water out of it.

We wont know until we give it a try will we? Okay.

Let me help mom.

Okay, attagirl.

Hey, we really got it going. (Laughing)

Let's hope an airplane flys over.

How can we possibly spell out help on the ground?

It's too hard.

Well the sun has baked this ground about as hard as one of my biscuits.

Can't say anything nice, just don't say anything at all.

We need one of those whatchamacallits.

You know brummmmmmmmm

A jackhammer.

Hey, I just remembered. I saw an old plow down the street.

A plow?

A plow.

Bessie.

(Talking sweet and nice) Aw Bessie. Sweet and nice bessie. Look at you.

Come on, Bessie, please?

Stubborn old goat.

She won't move, Alice.

We've got to plow the word "help."

But if Bessie won't pull the plow

how are we going to get it pulled?

Okay, kids, you can put me out to pasture.

I've had it.

( braying )

I know just how you feel, honey.

( groaning )

Oh... That's okay.

I think it's coming, Mom.

Yeah! Good old H20.

Yep.

( coughing )

Good old H20.

We'd better help collect wood for the signal fire.

Yeah. I think you're right.

I hope this works.

This is it.

You going to try it now?

Yeah.

Boy, now I know just

how Alexander Graham Bell must have felt.

Here we go.

( bell ringing )

Is it working?

Yeah.

Yeah, I hear it ringing.

( ringing )

Hello?

Help us! Please help us!

We're trapped out here in the desert in a ghost town.

That's funny. So are we.

CAROL: That's it. Bring it right over here.

Swing around, Bobby.

That's it. Hold onto it.

That's it.

Just be careful, now.

Put it down careful.

There you go.

Okay, well, I guess we'd better light this fire

and hope somebody sees the smoke.

Yeah.

( horn honking )

( cheering )

It's Dad!

Yay!

Mike, what happened?

Well, it's kind of difficult to explain.

I think Mr. Brown better tell you.

Well, I'm terribly sorry if I... I gave you a turn, Ma'am.

It's just that I figured

you was going to jump my gold claim

and I wanted to get into town to file it before you did.

I was coming back.

Honest, I was.

That's true, honey. We met him on the road coming back.

Now don't be too hard on me, ma'am.

I've just been worried sick

about this gold claim I've been digging here for years.

I haven't dug enough gold

to fill a tooth on a prairie dog.

Well, I guess all is forgiven.

Well, I'd better be... oh, before I do.

For the use of the automobile, I'm going to give you

ten percent of my claim.

( exited murmuring )

Look that's not necessary.

Like I said before, we don't want your gold.

Sure we do, Dad.

Sure, sure. Here it is, all legal-like.

Now, it's signed and everything.

All you got to do is fill in the details, that's all.

Thanks, Mr. Brown. I'll be on my way.

( all shouting good-bye )

What's it say?

Hey, there's just an "X" here--

only an "X."

( laughing )

Come on, Bessie, let's go.

Come on, there.

We're going to hit it yet.

Don't worry.

Well, I guess we can get going again, huh?

Yeah. Good-bye, ghost town.

Hello, Grand Canyon.

( cheering )

♪ ...Excavating for a mine ♪

♪ Dwelt a miner, a '49er, and his daughter Clementine ♪

♪ Oh, my darling, oh, my darling ♪

♪ Oh, her shoes were number nine ♪

♪ Carrying boxes without topses... ♪

Hi.

Hi.

Thank you.

Have a good time.

ALL: Bye!

BOBBY: Is this it? Is this it?

Can we see it here?

No. This isn't it either.

This is where we park our trailer and make our camp.

CINDY: When do we see it?

BOBBY: Is this it? Is this it?

CAROL: Yes, everybody, on the right.

This is it.

ALL: Oh, wow! Beautiful!

Look at that!

MIKE: Okay, we'll pull up here and stop and take a closer look.

( kids all talking at once )

GREG: Come on, let's go.

Hang together.

Now, kids... Hey.

Wait! Now, don't get too far ahead, kids!

Wait for us! Come on, Alice.

Look at this great place!

You can see everything here!

Look at that! Look at that!

Oh!

( all oohing and aahing )

Boy, this really is it.

Wow, would you look at that?

MARCIA: I never imagined it could be this beautiful.

Do you know what the Indian word for Grand Canyon means?

What?

It means "Mountains lying down."

JAN: That's just what it looks like, mountains lying down.

CAROL: It's one of the seven natural wonders of the world.

Hey, look, Dad. There's water down there.

Sure.

GREG: That's the Colorado river.

That's what dug this whole canyon.

Just think of it-- thousands of years

of constantly running water did all that.

PETER: Wow.

No wonder you don't like us

to leave the water faucets dripping.

And the guidebook says it's 218 miles long.

It's 18 miles across at its widest point

and it's over a mile deep.

Wow! A mile deep.

How could they measure it?

Easy. Just grab a tape measure and jump!

Bobby, down!

I wish we didn't have to sleep at the campground.

I'd kind of like to sleep right here on the rim.

Well, that sounds very nice,

but I wouldn't want to wake up

on the wrong side of the bed.

Come on, everybody.

There's a lot more to see

and remember now, let's all stay together.

Grand Canyon is a mighty big place.

( all agreeing )

MIKE: Help you, Alice?

I can manage, thank you.

Come on.

( rhythmic beating, chanting )

Boy, that's a real old looking railroad station.

That must have been built in the 1800's.

Yea, probably 1870.

1881.

That's from the guide book. I was not a pasenger.

(All Laughing)

Hey, come on everybody. It's another great view of the canyon.

Wow, it's beautiful.

I'm going to take a group picture. Everyone line up against the wall.

Get together.

Make some room.

Alice, Look this way.

Smile! (Click) Got it.

Are those real Indians?

Of course they are.

They're Hopi Indians.

MARCIA: Isn't the dancing exciting?

JAN: Yeah. It's real mysterious, too.

ALICE: Oh, it's not so mysterious.

I'd dance like that, too... if I was barefoot on a hot rock.

What are they dancing for?

It's a rain dance, Bob.

A long time ago that's how they used to pray for rain.

Do you think this rain dance stuff really works?

Nah. They just do it for the tourists.

( groaning )

MIKE: Look at that sunrise.

CAROL: Gorgeous.

Oh, and did I sleep last night.

Me, too.

Isn't the air beautiful?

I'll bet our lungs are wondering

what happened to all the smog.

Well, let's get going.

We're going to the bottom of the canyon this morning.

Ooh, that's great.

I didn't know you could drive down there.

You can't, Alice.

We're going down on mules.

Mules?

What's the matter, Alice? You afraid of mules?

Oh, no. I'm not afraid of them.

I'm... I'm allergic to them.

Oh...

Well, at least part of me is.

( laughing )

Come on.

Okay, now.

All right, everybody, remember--

you do exactly what the muleskinner says.

I'll do what the muleskinner says if you will.

Is that a deal?

I'm the boss.

Okay?

Take it easy.... Just, just.

Wait a minute.... Um.

Hey?!

Where did everybody go?

Well, you and Mom are set now.

Yeah.

Well, listen, we'd better go

and set up the cooking gear for Alice now, okay?

Aren't the girls going to do any work?

Peter, after dinner, when it's time to do the dishes

we men are going to get even.

Yeah, well, make sure they don't forget it.

Come on, Pete,

the sooner we finish, the sooner we go exploring.

Want some?

No, thanks. Oh, wait a minute.

Listen, I've already reminded

the rest of the kids.

This isn't a playground down here, you know.

It's a wilderness that could be dangerous,

so you stay inside of camp.

Don't go wandering off, all right?

We will, Dad.

Come on, Pete.

Remember.

That's two.

That's three.

And that's...

it!

Mrs. Brady, we're wall-to-wall sleeping bags in here now.

Well, you all squared away?

Well, we've taken care of the girls

and the boys are going to sleep outdoors. Yeah?

Well, what do you think of Yatahay flats?

Yata-who?

Yatahay. Indian word.

Means hello or welcome.

Oh, that's good to know.

It'll come in handy if I happen to bump into Tonto.

What do you think?

Welp, I can't think of any place else I'd rather be.

You can't, huh. Well it's all yours the next three days.

That's when the muleskinner comes back to take us back up.

Three days huh?

Now Alace, You didn't really mind the mule ride did you?

Oh no Mrs Brady, it didn't bother me at all.

In fact just toward the end there I was relly begining to hit my stride.

I better start getting dinner ready.

( chuckling ): Poor Alice.

I'll give her a hand with dinner.

Okay.

( chuckling )

Poor Alice.

Poor Carol.

What you looking for?

A dinosaur fossil.

What's a dinosaur fossil?

It's a real old animal.

It's real big and it's as hard as rock.

Bet they make rotten pets.

They're not alive anymore.

They're just bones.

Come on.

Come on, Cindy.

Hi.

Gee, an Indian boy.

Come on, let's follow him.

Dad, I can't find them anywhere.

I looked and I yelled for them and there's no answer.

Didn't I tell you kids not to wander away from camp?

Where do you suppose they could be?

Oh, honey, I don't know.

Well, why don't we divide up into groups

and we'll go look for them.

Greg, you and Jan go with your mom.

Peter, you and Marcia come with me.

Alice will be here in case they come back on their own, okay?

Remember, you stay with your groups, right?

Okay. Come on.

Come on.

Mike, it's going to be getting dark soon.

Don't worry, honey, we'll find them. Come on.

Wow.

He just disappeared.

Maybe we'd better go back now.

It's getting dark.

Yeah.

Don't you know the way back?

Sure, I do.

Didn't we come that way?

Maybe it was that way.

I guess I don't know.

Bobby!

Cindy!

It's like they just disappeared.

Maybe your mom's found them.

Bobby!

Cindy!

Come on, kids.

I'm tired.

It's all your fault.

You wanted to chase after that Indian boy.

How was I supposed to know we'd get lost?

Don't worry, Cindy.

Things are beginning to look familiar.

Our camp is that way.

We already went that way.

Well, maybe it's this way.

Come on.

Bobby!

Bobby! Cindy!

What is it, Dad?

Well, I'm a little worried about the time.

It will be night soon, won't it?

If it gets any darker,

we'll never find them.

All right, easy, kids. Come on, let's keep looking.

Bobby!

Cindy!

Oh, please, kids, answer.

Please, answer.

Bobby!

Cindy!

I hope they didn't fall off a cliff or something.

They couldn't have fallen off a cliff.

We're at the bottom of the canyon.

Well, if we don't find them soon

we'll freeze out here.

Oh, Peter, nobody's going to freeze out here.

It doesn't get that cold.

Besides, we're going to find them anyway.

Now let's keep on looking and think positively.

Right, Dad.

I hope they didn't run into a mountain lion.

Come on, come on.

Don't cry, Cindy.

We'll get out of here.

Maybe there are wild animals around here.

Maybe there aren't.

Bobby!

Cindy!

Bobby!

Cindy!

Come on, kids.

Bobby!

Cindy!

ANNOUNCER: Don't miss part three

of the exciting "Brady Bunch Grand Canyon Adventure"

next week at this same time.