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Paprika Presents

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Just like every baby, Dandik's story began in his mother's womb but...

...but Dandik's life started in a shabby way.

Even his name

Was he going to be left to his fate?

Now, lean back and watch how the story unfolds.

Hello.

So, this is the baby you found.

- Yes. Isn't he cute? - He is. We should name him.

How about Ugur?

We used that name too much today. We should name him something else.

- Osman?

- Refik?

- Mucahit?

What a "shabby" baby!

Registered Name: Dandik

HeIIo

- Do you know what this place is? - No, but the service isn't so bad.

| like you, pal. Wanna be buddies?

Okay.

- Oh, sheis so cute. -1 think so too.

| saw her first, | call dibs!

What are you two talking about?

Darling, did they name you Dandik?

- Yes, Dandik. - And my name is Fiko.

Gimme some lovin' too.

That was the day he met his best pal, Fiko. And the adventure began.

Their orphanage stories and childhood years...

Government Vehicle

10 Years Later

Alright, daddy.

I'll come pick you up later, okay?

Fiko, maybe we shouldn't go. For some reason, | don't feel like going.

Me neither.

Fiko, man...

Look, the school...The school... Me and the school...

Fiko, I'm going to school. See you later.

- You need to make up your mind, dude. - Come on, Fiko.

Don't throw them at Asli!

Kids, be quiet, sit down.

- Teacher! Teacher! - Yes, Dandik.

Today, on my way to school, | saw someone fall down.

Everybody laughed, but | didn't.

- Good for you. Who fell? - 1 did.

Alright, enough with the nonsense.

The lesson starts now. Open your books.

Everything changes when you smile.

The whole world smiles when you smile.

Her smile makes me feel alive.

- What do you think? - It's lovely. Whose song is this?

Take a guess.

Baris Manco?

Zeki Muren?

George Michael? Pink Floyd? Johann Sebastian Bach?

Alright, Asli, that's enough. You didn't guess it. | wrote it myself, for you.

Dandik...

Who is this scumbag?

Alright, children, you have a new classmate. His name is Hasan Ittir.

Let's give him a warm welcome.

Welcome, Hasan Ittir!

Tell us a little bit about yourself, Hasan.

Can't you tell what I'm like? I'm loaded...

...and | don't need this school.

I'm here because of the law but| don'tintend to stay...

...because | don't want to sit among these losers.

| am a king. It's not easy to get tight with me.

It might happen if you beg and plead. Everyone will respect me here.

"Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud!

Okay, Hasan. Go to your desk and sit down.

| hate that desk. It's by the window.

| could catch a draft and my back could get cold.

But | like this desk.

Break his legs, gut him, and suck on his earlobes.

Where were you? What's that on your ear?

- How was school? - In the same order:

Here and there, a golden earring, like crap.

Your son acts just like you, he runs around like a punk.

Yes, he's just like me, and you are about to get a piece of me too!

Look, | hear that you've been giving yourself nicknames.

You want to become a rapper? | raised you to be the king.

You are going to take my place.

If you are going to give yourself nicknames...

...you gotta go with "Mad Hasan" or "Hasan the Lunatic"!

- Don't yell at him. - You shut up! Shut up!

If I am Ali Ittir, he is Hasan Ittir!

But dad, | don't want to be Hasan Ittir.

- Who do you want to be, then? - Has Ittir!

- Get out of my face! - Yeah, that's it, dad!

Look here! Stop driving me crazy! You just can't be somebody else!

And when it comes to school, it's a matter of bureaucracy.

If you want to be a proper student, you are going to start racketeering at the school.

- You got that? - Yes, dad, okay.

Look at me!

| have always wanted to raise my son as a man with dignity and responsibility.

But you want him to be a thug, a thief, a low-life like you.

Look, son, listen to me...

Shut your mouth! And you, go to your room!

Whatever, | don't care.

Collect all the money they have.

Bills, change

Principal, we must do something about this.

| am going to retire soon, madam teacher.

What's this? What's this?

Tell your families that they are going to double your pocket money.

- Yay! - Because I'm going to double your taxes.

You have no right to do that!

- Are you talking to me? - He has sharp ears, Fiko.

You are going to pay for this. This means war.

Don't forget to get that. Now, beat it.

| don't want a single trace of you in this house.

Shame on you. You have no idea what you have become!

Enough with the nagging! Enough!

Hasan must never know the truth.

Even so, | trust him! Hasan will never be like you!

Vile woman!

Asli, there's something | want to tell you.

-Well... I'm in love with someone. - You are? | am too.

- Oh, really? Who is it? - You tell me.

- You tell me. - You first. - You first.

- You. - Why don't you tell me first?

No, you tell me first.

- Okay, herel go. - Come on!

I'm in love with myself.

- Okay, be in love with yourself. - Okay, okay, | was kidding, Asli.

I'm in love with you, and | want to marry you when we grow up.

Fiko! | told her! Everything!

- What happened? - Do you know what happened?

Hello, Mister Has, respect.

- Good day, sir. - Welcome, sir.

- With respect, sir. - I've had enough of this douchebag.

What, fool? You got a problem?

You're damn right, | got a problem. Stop being such a jerk.

Are you defying me? Who do you think you are?

You are nothing but a pathetic loser.

Go have something to eat first, your breath is kickin'.

You can't talk to my friend that way, okay? Get out of here.

Letit go, Fiko.

Besides, did you get my permission to talk to this girl?

Don't you say a single word about Asli!

Who is she? | can make all the girls my slaves, if | want to.

- You retard! - Jerk!

Get out of my face!

Dandik! Dandik! Dandik!

- Dandik! - Yes, principal...

According to the disciplinary rules of our school, provision number 61 from clause B...

...of the article number 48 states that...

Okay, sir, | get it.

You are expelling me, and not that scumbag, right?

Yes, you can say that.

- But teacher, it's not fair! - Never mind, Fiko.

No, Dandik, this isn't right.

We arein this together.

Teacher, if you are expelling Dandik, then|...

Yes?

Then | quit.

I'll always wait for you, Dandik.

| love you so much, Asli.

This is not over, not yet.

15 Years Later

What the hell are you doing?

Traitors! Squanderers!

Fiko, are there other people here that we can't see?

He surely can't be talking about us.

| am talking about you! Are you trying to ruin me?

Why would you use so much detergent?

But boss, we washed 748 pots and 5689 plates...

...and with little detergent.

You shouldn't have used any! It costs money!

You are fired! Get out of here!

But we worked all night, what about our wager?

You should be grateful that | won't ask you to pay for the detergent.

Get out of here!

- You can't fire us. - Yeah, cause we quit anyways! Got it?

Is that so?

- I'm so hungry, Dandik. - Alright, Fiko, alright.

We couldn't eat, but at least, we have a roof over our heads.

We'll get a good night's sleep now.

We sure will.

Fiko, who are these people?

| don't know, Dandik, but they don't seem to be very nice.

Who are you guys? What are you doing here?

What do you mean? We live here.

Well, it's my place now. You got something to say, little wuss?

No.

Do you think we are in Texas?

You're damn right, hand over all your money.

And you want us to give you money?

Dandik, do you think that... We'd better not get stabbed.

They have sharp objects, we'd better give them our wallets.

No, Fiko, you can't do that. There's a lot of money in here.

A lot of money? You say we shouldn't give them a lot of money?

- No, you won't. - We should.

Otherwise, we are dead. Dear God!

- Is there anyone behind us? -No.

We have no job, no home, and we are still hungry. What are we going to do, Dandik?

What do | always tell you? Not to lose hope, right?

You are not going to lose hope, Fiko. Don't lose hope.

What's that?

- Fiko... - What?

Look at this! It's the opportunity we've been waiting for!

Look at it, man!

Wow...

This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

We can't miss this. Let's go.

Wait for us, Yenisehir! Here we come!

Start it up!

Fiko, we are out of gas.

Thank God, the tank was full, and we made it to Yenisehir.

You're right.

| swallowed millions of flies on the way...

...but it was worth it. This is wonderful.

Wow...

Fiko, where do you think that bar is?

I'm glad you two simpletons found me.

That's so nice of you, sir.

You are going to work like slaves.

At the end of every month...

..you are going to bring half of the money to me, cha-ching. Understood?

- Yes, sir. Cha-ching. - That's right.

See you.

- Man, this is going to be great. - Yes, Dandik, itis.

Let's goin.

Dandik, this place is a mess. What are we going to do with it?

Don't worry, Fiko, with some cleaning and remodeling...

..we'll make it work.

- Can we, really? - We can do it, man. Come on.

Dude, go on. Go. Move it.

Welcome, sir, what can | get you?

-I'd like a soda, please. - One soda.

Give me a soda.

Sorry, Mister Dandik, we don't sell on credit.

- What do you do, then? - We charge on the spot.

Look.

| got the soda, right?

| am going to take it to the customer...

..-heis going to drink it, pay for it...

..and | am going to bring you the money. Good God!

You won't amount to anything!

- Sir, your soda. - Thank you.

Now, there's another happy customer, Fiko!

But I'm still worried, Dandik, | really am.

- What is it this time, Fiko? - This is not working out.

We already don't have any business during the week...

...it would be nice to have some on the weekends.

Don't worry about the weekends, I'm gonna kill it with my concerts.

Kill it, kill what? Do we ever get any customers?

If the customer doesn't come, we'll go to the customer.

Hi, sir. We have prepared alovely surprise.

It costs only 1 lira. Would you like to have it?

What's the surprise?

If 1 tell you, it won't be a surprise.

- Forgetiit, then. - But you might regret it later.

It can be something really cool for just 1 lira.

It's a tempting offer, actually. Here's your 1 lira.

- Let me see the surprise. - Here you go, sir.

You won a concert ticket for Saturday night!

- Whose concert is it? - Mine.

Damn, | wasted a lira.

What's this? I've never seen anything so "shabby" in my life.

You know what, you won't amount to anything.

Are you talking to me? Don't be so sure about that!

You couldn't sell any tickets, could you?

Of course | did, | sold one!

Dandik, this is not going to work out. We can't do it like this.

| sing and do stand-up. What else do you want me to do?

Hands up, this is a bank robbery.

Yes, since we are in a bank right now, and we are robbing you.

And we are doing this because we have to.

Yes, because they made us. We have to do this.

But we are using fake weapons not to do you any harm.

Yes, don't worry, these are fake, it's okay.

Is that real?

We can't do any stand-up, we can only sit down.

You are such a pessimist!

Imagine that a customer walked in right now.

Or... One, two, three... Now!

Now!

- You do it once. -1 shouldn't, why should 1?

Just do it, come on.

Okay, I'll try it. One, two, three... Now.

If you say it like that, it's normal that no one comes.

You should do it with heart, you should mean it, like this.

One, two, three... Now!

Maybe you're right, Fiko.

Excuse me, you are open, right?

- Asli? - Dandik?

Today, we see The greatest love of all.

The greatest love of all is among hearts

Let's love until the end of time.

This is the land of love.

If you love me too...

If you melt all over again, every time | look at you.

You will find me there.

Look for me at your bedside.

If you love me too...

If you melt all over again, every time | look at you.

You will find me there.

Look for me at your bedside, 1 will be there.

Loca, loca, loca, loca, yeah.

I'm so crazy about you.

Not crazy, beyond crazy, I'm mad about you.

Loca, loca, loca, yeah.

Loca, loca, loca, loca, yeah.

I'm so crazy about you.

Not crazy, beyond crazy, I'm mad about you.

Loca, loca, loca, yeah.

Loca, loca, loca, loca, yeah.

I'm so crazy about you.

Not crazy, beyond crazy, I'm mad about you.

Loca, loca, loca, yeah.

Dandik!

Damn you! You couldn't wait three seconds!

Sir, can't you hear us? We are asking if you are open.

1, well...

Never mind, Sinem, let's go.

Ladies, please, of course we are open.

We have a lovely garden, please, go ahead.

Sinem, it's so nice that you brought us here.

-1 got so tired today. - You poor thing.

There's a limit to pushing buttons behind a register all day, Asli.

You should also see the nature from time to time.

- It's beautiful here, right? - Yes.

You are what's beautiful, Asli.

What? What did you say to me?

- Get up, get up! - You lousy pervert!

What happened?

Sir, what kind of an establishment is this?

Your waiter is hitting on us!

Never! His IQ is low, he's retarded, but no way he's a pervert.

- He said things to us. - Did you?

No, madam, you misunderstood me. | was just...

| was thinking about how cute my grandchildren are.

You have grandchildren at this age?

When | say grandchildren, I mean...

| have cats! Yes, my cats are really cute.

- 1 was thinking about them. - Cats?

Cats? What are their names? That's so cute.

Their names? Well...

Their names are Raspberry and Blackberry.

Yes, Raspberry and Blackberry.

| had one called Strawberry too, but it passed away.

- They have adorable names - Yes.

If you'd like, | can refill your coffees. On the house.

No, thank you, we were leaving anyway.

Then, let me give you two tickets for the concert tomorrow night.

- It's a huge concert. - Whose concert?

Mine! Since | have become a well-known and loved artist...

..we handle our events ourselves.

What did you say your name was?

That's a really good question. My name is McDan. Yes, McDan.

It's a quirky name, taken from the Chinese alphabet.

McDan is a quirky name with two emphases and three syllables.

And this is my buddy, Fino. Yes, Fino.

Fino? You be Fino! What the heck is that?

That's interesting...

My name is Sinem, and this is my friend Asli.

| sing behind the register too.

| belt out, but | haven't been discovered yet.

You will be. You have an amazing physique.

| mean, voice.

You haven't sung, but| can tell that you have a lovely voice.

Thank you very much indeed.

Asli, we are going to the concert, right, honey?

1 don't know. We'll see. Come on.

- Raspberry and Blackberry, huh? - Yes. | had Strawberry too, but...

Dandik, what is all this, man? Fino? Raspberry? Strawberry?

I'm sorry, buddy, | just couldn't come up with anything else.

Besides, what is McDan?

Why didn't you tell them your real name?

Don't you understand, Fiko? | couldn't because that was the Asli.

What? That was her?

Of course! That's why, | couldn't tell her.

She still knows me as an underdog.

An orphan, expelled... Plus, I'm broke.

But she's gorgeous, and | want her to be mine. Do you understand, Fiko?

| do, buddy. | think | fell in love with her friend, Sinem.

Look here, give me your hand, put it over my heart.

And now, you listen to mine.

Yeah. That's cool.

- They seem like really nice guys. - Yeah, a bit goofy, but sweet.

- We are going to the concert, right? -1 don't know.

You don't know? Know something for once, Asli!

We never get out of the house. I've been left dry for too long.

Are you thinking about Fino?

Fino? No way! Fino and . Fino and Sinem. No way.

Besides, that McDan or whatever...

..he had his eyes set on you from the start, I'll tell you that.

Yeah, sure.

Hello.

And now, a great talent on his way to becoming a star...

...please welcome Dandik!

Bravo!

And now, with its original theme song, let the Dandik Show begin!

Dandik Show!

Are you ready for me?

No!

Are you really ready for me?

No!

Thank you very much.

1 would like to start off with my first joke.

- It's packed in here! - Yes.

Two guys are walking down the street.

Then, one says to the other: I'm going to walk in the middle!"

This sucks. | want my money back.

- What kind of a show is this? - This is a disaster!

Then, let's move on to our quiz show with a reward.

We are going to give away 100 liras for the correct answer.

But Dandik, we don't have that kind of money.

Don't worry, they will never get it right anyway.

Whatever, man.

Here is our question: What is this?

A headache.

A toothache.

- A cry? - I'm sorry, it was a squat toilet.

How's it going, Fino?

It's alright, but it could be better, Asli. It could be much better.

Is this your idea of fun?

Actually, Sinem can go on stage. It would be a nice change.

Dandik out! Dandik out!

It's not Dandik, it's McDan. It's McDan, not Dandik.

Damn you, Fiko, why did you tell them my real name?

Dandik out!

Dear guests, please stay calm.

Now, you are going to listen to some really good music. Here's Sinem!

Dude, do you see what | see?

| don't know whatitis that you see.

Look, you idiot.

- No, |l don't get it. - You moron!

This is the man that the boss has been looking for.

He's number one on the wanted list.

How can you tell?

The boss even had a booklet made, look.

Here he is, as a baby.

As a child.

As an adult.

And now.

How come he hasn't changed at all? He's always the same.

What if we hadn't found him for along time...

...how were we supposed to recognize him?

We already know what he would look like then. Look.

- Five buckets of wine! - Three gallons of beer!

Four bottles of Martini!

Fiko, | gotit all figured out, man.

I'll go on stage first, and then, Sinem.

Alright, great.

Boss, we have a big surprise for you.

We found that loser and his sidekick.

What would you like us to do? What are your orders?

Asli, is something wrong?

- I'm upset with you. - Upset? With me? But why?

You lied to me. McDan, Raspberry, Fino...

No, those were not lies. | said so because...

Dandik!

Did you just call me Dandik?

- | missed you so much. - Asli, | missed you a lot too.

If | hadn't shown up at your bar by coincidence...

...we never would have seen each other again.

You had forgotten about me.

Forgotten? Asli, how can you say that?

How could | ever forget you? | never forgot you.

| even looked for you.

Fiko and | ran away from the orphanage once.

We went to your house, but nobody lived there anymore.

Yes...

After my parents died...

...l had to movein with my aunt in Yenisehir.

And for the past few years, we've been roommates with Sinem.

Asli...

From now on, let's never be apart, okay?

Yes, let's never be apart.

What's going on over there?

Nothing's going on, Fiko Nothing.

- You called me Fiko. What's up? - Come, Fiko, come.

She calls me Fiko.

It feels good to finally get rid of that stupid name.

Wait a minute. | can't believe it.

Are these the same guys you told me about?

Yes!

Guys, listen to me: From now on, we stay together.

We are going to run this bar together, and make a lot of money.

Yes! That's it!

And | swear, from now on, my concerts are going to be rad!

No, we can't bet on that.

It might not work out, things might go south.

Anything can happen. Taxi!

See? This is your grandfather, Kenan Ittir.

He bit people's heads off, then, he bit the dust.

And this is me, your father, Al Ittir.

| bit even more people's heads off.

If you do too, Hasan lftir, you picture will be up there too.

My condolences, boss. You are the godfather now.

Yes.

Your father was a powerful man, boss.

| will be even more powerful.

Never mind that, morons, have you made your preparations?

- Yes, boss, we have. - Repeat them to me.

We will add the drugs to water, drinkit...

..then put the package in our pockets.

Don't worry, boss, | got it just fine:

| will take the drugs myself and put the package in your pocket.

Morons! You are going to put the drugs in Dandik's drink...

..and put the package in his pocket!

| got it, boss. Okay. Don't worry.

Now, get out of my face! Do exactly as | say!

Alright, boss.

Hi, young man.

- Hi, my friend. - Hello.

You have a nice place here. We really like it.

We'd like to come party here with a group of 20 friends.

- How much would it cost? - Oh! 20 people?

Are you going to get drunk and lose it, like normal people?

- Yes. -Then...

20 times 50... One, two, three...1000 liras?

That's wonderful, alright. It's even cheaper than | thought.

Then, let's start celebrating right now.

Why don't you pop a nice bottle of bubbly for us?

Right away. Give me a second.

Here is your champagne. Let me put it here.

- Thank you. - Here you go.

I'm so sorry, it's because it's fresh.

- Let me serve it. - Thank you.

Are you here all by yourself? Will you be able to serve 20 people?

Oh, that's right, | need to call my friends.

Relax. We are here, don't worry.

- I'll be back in two seconds. - Okay, okay.

Asli, what are you guys doing?

Drop everything, come here.

We have a big reservation, it's going to be packed.

Okay, I'm waiting, come on.

- Okay, everything's alright. - Let's celebrate then.

Butl...

Come on, it won't hurt. Just one glass.

Alright then.

- Come on, cheers. - Come on.

Okay, we should go to an ATM now and withdraw some cash.

We'll see you tonight.

Yay! New customers!

Asli, my dear Asli...

FBI!

CIA!

Outsourced product.

Hands in the air, there's been a complaint about you.

Yes, everybody, hands up in the air.

Search him.

| found it. Don't move, you are under arrest.

The pink ones...

That's enough, we are going to the station.

What's going on here?

Your friend has been placed under arrest for drug use and sale.

- What? - What? Dandik would never do that!

Fiko is right, | would never do such a thing.

Tell that to the court, not us. Move it.

Where are you going?

Wait a minute, officer, he would never do that.

Can the expert please tell us the lab results of the defendant?

Sir, the list of things found in his blood is a bit long.

1,5 liters of soda, half a kilo of sunflower seeds...

...a lot of pizza, one battery, two pairs of headphones...

..champagne, nose content and...

...pay attention, Your Honor, drugs!

But Your Honor, that's impossible.

Even if| did take drugs, | don't know about it.

So you sell them without knowing?

What do you think, My Lord?

We should send him to the guillotine and behead him.

What do you think, my friend?

Yeah, man. Relax, man.

| think we should light up our peace pipes...

...and give this man another chance.

Let's forgive him. Peace.

What do you think, Mister Ko?

Mokoko to the death.

Then, | hereby announce

You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison.

Your Honor, 20 years? How am | supposed to endure that?

I'll rotin there. And what will happen to my friends?

You should have thought about that before you got yourself in this mess.

Yes, the first stage of the plan has been successfully carried out.

- Boss, there's more? - You bet there's more.

This was just the starter, now, it's time for the main course.

And revenge is a dish best served cold.

What do you mean? Like our traditional raw meatballs?

These fellas must be going to a different prison, right?

| couldn't tell whether you threw up or said something.

We are not going to the same place as these monsters, right?

They were supposed to place me in a facility for humans.

We are all going to the same prison.

The country's most vicious, most perverse and most sinister prison.

Oh, God...

I'm getting really scared, can | please hold your hand?

Shut the hell up! You will be holding other things in there.

Shut your mouths!

Keep walking! You, move over there!

So, the prodigal sons return.

Didn't| tell you that | never want to see you here again?

Prostitutes have more to give to society than you.

But | know how to put you back on track.

Take off your clothes!

Stop shaking it like a girl! Hurry!

What is this?

They are going to do an anal check...

...to make sure we didn't bring anything from outside.

- What do you mean, "anal"? - Turn around!

Bend over!

Cough hard and push!

Cough properly, fools!

What do we have?

Sir, we found 2 cell phones, 4 chargers, 15 batteries...

...drugs, cutlery, a three way multi socket...

...a camping cylinder and a refrigerator.

- Okay, put them in storage. - Yes, sir.

Wait, hold on. Keep the refrigerator, I'll take it home with me.

Out!

You, get over here!

-1 don't understand anything. - 1 smell something foul.

Am | really going to stay here?

Did you think this place was a seven star hotel in Dubai?

| want to ask you something, how can you be so comfortable?

I'm used to it, | like it here.

| have connections here. It's like an office. It's my joint.

Then tell them that I'm your friend, and they'll leave me alone.

Yeah, right. Then, they can attack me too, right?

- Then I'm ruined. - But | can give you some advice.

In exchange for money, of course.

- But| don't have any money. - Then, you'll give me your dinners.

That would be nice, | would lose weight too.

Look, champ. It's your first day tomorrow.

They are going to size you up.

They are going to find your biggest weakness and consume you.

If they hit you, you must hit back.

If they curse at you, you must curse harder.

Or else...

- This is so not my kind of thing! - Suit yourself.

Don't leave me alone, alright? Look at these people. I'm so scared.

| can't be too close to you, they'll think we are friends.

Okay, but don't go too far.

You are going to have to pay for that too.

- Alright, take my breakfasts too. - Alright, okay.

- What? Is that all? - Come on, drop it. Come. Drop it.

Look, they are testing you.

If you don't claim someone else's meal for yourself...

..they will starve you.

This is my meal! See, this is my meal!

What are you doing, man? That's my meal!

Please don't say anything, I'm begging you.

Alright, you moron, alright.

See, this is my meal. Look.

Mister... Mister... Don't go, don't leave me alone.

And look, | saved this apple for you.

Get out of my face!

You ruined my reputation, you made a fool out of me!

Stay away from me!

Okay, | apologize, it won't happen again.

| am giving you all my dinners and breakfasts anyway.

Okay, but I'm going to make you pay for this later.

- That's fine. - Fine.

Everybody out, it's yard time.

Come on, come.

Open your ears and listen to me.

In here, there's one leader and under him...

..there are the most badass types in the world, maybe in the universe.

Oh, man!

Look, the guys over there are the black gang.

They are tight. Very dangerous.

- And who is that? - Don't you mess with him.

He became a legend with all that he's done.

Look. The Mexican gang.

What is this, a one man gang?

There are no other Mexicans. Come.

You see the man coming towards you?

- Towards me? - Yes.

His name is Yankovich, he's the head of the Yugoslavian gang.

He's a total psycho. He left 1287 corpses behind.

He's getting out of here on the 12th of never.

Thank you, man, for the comfort!

- Don't go anywhere, stay here. - This is too much. Too much.

I'm out of here. God bless you, God save your soul.

Don't forget the things | told you. Goodbye.

Hey... Come back here!

Hey, you, sucker! Get over here!

Yeah, you!

Did you call for me, sir?

From now on, you are my bitch. Got it?

- I'm your what? - My bitch.

1 don't think that's a good idea.

If | say you are my bitch, then you are my bitch.

I'm not.

Are you talking back to me? I'm going to...

You damn scumbag!

If they hit you, you must hit back.

If they curse at you, you must curse harder.

Or else...

Bad man! Bad!

I'll kill you!

You are scared, huh?

Run! He's coming! The giant is coming! Run!

Run!

-Run! - Run, hurry!

Move it! Run!

Why? Why should | run? That Yankovich guy should run.

He already has. The Giant King is coming, run!

Wow! So, this is the king. What a man...

- He's no ordinary man. - Who is he?

He's the guy from "The Green Mile".

Wow! So, that was the Giant King. He's so big.

Yes. He's the only one flying solo here.

Everyone else is part of one gang or another.

And you?

I'm independent. | supply things for people.

Look. | have everything you need here.

- Do you have "Rambo"? - Yes.

Do you have a comb?

- The usual. - Come back next week.

Revenge of the Horse?

Wow. This is unbelievable. Which gang should | join?

Sorry, you are doomed.

Get away!

Attention! It's shower time. All the girls to the showers.

They even have hot water!

- Do you want it? - Thanks, | already have one.

| dropped the soap.

I'll get it for you, sir.

Here you go.

No one has ever picked up my soap before.

Everyone ran away from me.

You are a good man. What's your name?

- My name is Dandik. - Dandik?

You are under my protection now.

Did you hear that?

Anyone who lays a hand on Dandik will feel mine on them.

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that?

- Can | get you something, sir? - God bless you, dear Yanko.

Wow, so, you are under the King's protection now.

- Exactly. - That's the highest rank in here.

He is going to be released soon, but until then, you are covered.

Yes.

- We are friends, right? -No.

Come on, I've done many favors for you.

Alright, but| have a condition: | want all my meals back.

Because enough is enough, I'm hungry too.

Okay, okay.

- Dandik, you have a visitor. - A visitor?

Asli, my dear, have you been incarcerated too?

She's your visitor, moron.

My dear Asli, are you alright?

- Forget about me, how are you? - I'm doing pretty good, actually.

When are you getting out?

Let's say... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

| have 19 years, 363 days and 4 hours left, it's not too much.

I'd wait for you for 119 years, let alone 19.

But wouldn't you be really old then, wrinkles and all?

My darling, my precious Asli, my sweetheart...

...And I'd wait for you for 550 years, let alone 50.

- You have to wait anyway, idiot. - Keep your thoughts to yourself.

| don't believe that you are guilty.

Me neither, Asli. Asli, you know what?

| miss you so much. | love you so much.

Imagine that | spread my arms...

..and they go around the world and back, that's how much | love you.

Time's up, come on, Dandik.

- Dandik... Take care of yourself. - You too, Asli.

- Stop, what's going on? Let go of me! - Grab her!

Let me go!

Move! Move!

Asli!

- What happened? -1 don't know.

-1 said "move"! - Let me go!

Why have you brought me here? Who are you?

I'm no stranger.

-I'm an old friend. - What friend? Who are you?

"Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud!

- Has Ittir! - Has Ittir!

Well, well, well. It is you, Hasan Ittir.

Why did you have your goons bring me here?

As you know, Dandik was the victim of an unfortunate accident.

He's going to be in prison for 20 years.

Will he ever come out?

What kind of aman will he have turned into?

Who knows...

But if you cooperate with me, I'll get him out right away.

- How wiill you do that? - That's very simple.

What do | have to do?

You will sigh a document stating a 1 million lira debt...

..you will never see Dandik again...

...and you will stay with me until he leaves town.

- Never! - Never say "never", Asli.

You either work with me, or he rots in jail for life.

- Butl love him so much. - If you do, go ahead.

Don't you try to run. Be a good girl, okay?

Otherwise...

Asli!

Asli?

My purple violet, Let me lay beside you

Life has no meaning without you

My purple violet, let me lay beside you

Life has no meaning without you

Keep our love within you, in your heart

It will make us fly, embrace it with all you've got

Keep it in your heart, we must live for each other

Embrace it with all you've got, we were meant to be together

My purple violet, let me lay beside you

Life has no meaning without you

I'll keep our love within me, in my heart

It will make us fly, I'll embrace it with all I've got

Dandik!

Dandik! Get up, the warden wants you.

Tell him that I'm a friend of the King.

That won't fly with the warden.

If he calls for you, it must be important.

| think you are in big trouble.

Come on in, Dandik.

As of today, you are a free man.

- How so, Warden? - Your sentence is over.

How can that be? No way. It felt so short.

Warden, it feels like 20 years have gone by in just 2 days.

It's been 2 days, idiot.

We received news from the court, you have been found not guilty.

Oh my God! | can't believe this!

If you don't stop that right now, I'll put you backin a cell...

..and you'll stay in there for 220 years, understood?

Now, get out of my sight!

Right away, Warden. Thank you so much. See you.

Congratulations, Dandik.

- See you. - See you, Dandik.

Take care of yourself.

We'll miss you.

Bro, thank you so much for everything.

By the way, don't you have a name?

| do, it's Bahri.

Babhri...

My brother...

- Come back soon. - More like never.

- You are a good man. - You are a good man too.

Dandik! Dandik! Dandik!

Brother! Thank God, it's over!

My brother...

I'm so happy that you finally got out.

Me too!

- Where is Asli? - We'll talk about that later.

- Have you lost weight? -1 don't know. Where is Asli?

Dandik, have you met nice people in there?

Forget that, man. Where is Asli?

Seriously, your shoulders look broader...

...you must have worked out a lot.

Sinem, not you too, please. Where is Asli? Where is Asli?

Fiko, where is Asli?

Dandik, there's something | have to tell you.

Butl can't. | should let Asli tell you.

Hello, Dandik. | thought about it and decided that...

.| don't want to wait 20 years for a felon with no money at all.

Even your friends are broke. Fiko, for instance.

And I'm tired of Sinem.

A great opportunity has come up, for me to live a life worth living.

I'm going to pursue it. Don't call me anymore.

You Have No Money

You Are Broke

You Have Nothing

You Are a Felon

Excuse me, sir, what's the date today?

- It's the 22nd. - What time is it?

- Ten minutes to five. - Ten minutes to five?

The Talent Hunter, Deadline: 22nd of September, 5:00 pm

That's a wrap, gentlemen.

- Wait a minute, wait. - What do you want?

| want to win this competition.

Go ahead.

What are you going to perform for us?

What am | going to perform... | have a script for a musical.

It has music and a script, both of them.

- That's so interesting! - Perfect!

Go ahead.

This is how the script starts: There's a boy in this script.

And?

- | always get stuck there. - That's ridiculous.

- Alright, let's get to the music. - Okay.

You are my baby.

Let's fly together, honey.

Kiss me just once.

Once is not enough, Then maybe twice.

That's awful! | can't accept this!

Personally, I'm very curious, I'd like to hear more.

It reminds me of my hometown.

| want to see more of this! | am going to see more! | am!

It's a "no" for me.

It's a "yes".

I'm saying "yes" as well, darling!

This means you are in the competition.

My God!

You say he entered a competition.

Yes, boss.

He should. He's got no talent...

..he won't even make it through the first round.

He already has, boss.

And the grand prize is 1 million liras.

That sly fox...

He wants to win that prize to save Asli.

- He mustn't get a single dime! - What are we going to do, boss?

I'm going to stop him from winning the prize...

...and humiliate him in front of the entire world and take my revenge.

After all, I'm the bad guy, right?

Actually you are not so bad, boss.

In fact, you had even bought me candy for the holidays once.

Oh, Miss Asli is here. Did you need something?

-1 came to tell you that | hate you. - You already have.

Besides, | can't take it anymore, I'm leaving. You can't stop me.

Go ahead, leave. Don't even look back.

The door is wide open. Nothing's keeping you here.

Except the 1 million liras and 20 years.

You make me sick!

They are no longer accepting new contestants.

But if one of the contestants drops out...

...someone else can replace them.

Now, there's no way my extremely talented boss can be left out, right?

The fourth contestant on the brand new talent show...

...The Talent Hunter has been announced.

Let's get to know MC Has Ittir.

"Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud!

What have you accomplished until now?

I made three albums:

Has Ittir 1, Has Ittir 2, Has Ittir 3.

I'm sure the next one will be called Has Ittir 4.

- No, it won't. - What will it be, then?

Best of Has Iftir.

Let's start the preparations.

Is the coach ready?

Welcome.

Master 40 Cent is ready to see you.

If he's the master, I'm the king of the master, baby.

Please.

| normally don't accept students, you know.

| wouldn't be here if | didn't have to, jackass.

See how well we get along? Have you brought what | asked for?

We have.

Your clothes are alright, your accessories are alright...

..but you haven't got what it takes to be a rapper.

Let's start the class now.

Okay, but if you are going to act all cocky with me...

..we might as well call this off right now, because...

.| assure you, | have the same of everything that you have.

Are you sure?

- Wow. - You're damn right, "wow".

Bring me the slippers.

The grass is green, The sky is blue,

| love you so much, dude.

No, you are off key.

Enough with that, Fiko. You say I'm off key, but | sing with my heart.

And the judges will listen with their ears...

..they are important organs too. We need to work more, okay?

Fiko, what if | can't win?

| don't even want to think about that.

- Then, we have to do something. - But what?

What is this? Oh, it's a note.

Do people still throw rocks to send notes, in this day and age?

"Your opponent Has Ittir is taking lessons from 40 Cent.

If you want to beat him...

...go to the Yenisehir Forest and find MC Shenanigans."

Can you believe that weasel? He entered the same competition!

| can't believe he's still around, that jerk.

And he's taking lessons from 40 Cent. The 40 Cent!

What's going on?

What are you doing in my forest?

Sir, we are looking for MC Shenanigans.

| am MC Shenanigans. Who sent you here?

- Give me that. - Hi!

40 Cent, huh?

Follow me.

It was 40 years ago.

Back then, that goddamn 40 Cent was known as 20 Cent.

We used to be good friends, and we ruled the music business.

| used to write all the songs.

Then, one night, that crook spiked my drink.

| drank it and passed out.

| woke up to find all the songs | kept in my safe gone.

He stole them and fled to the US.

On that day, my music career came to an end.

Then, | found shelter in this forest.

You know what, | couldn't care less about your problems...

...but I'll take you on as a student...

..just to make a fool out of that damn 40 Cent.

Go to sleep early, because tomorrow...

..we are going to get up early and start training.

Training...

Son, you worked really hard and earned this.

Therefore, | hereby MC thee. From now on, your name will be...

..MC Dandik!

Look, Dandik, my son.

| never had the chance to wear this, and I'm glad | didn't.

You should take it and wear it. | hope it brings you luck.

Tear that loser 40 Cent's student into pieces!

Go...

Boss, aren't you going to practice for the grand finale tomorrow?

Why should I? I'm going to win anyway.

Where is Asli?

I'm here, you moron.

| hate you. | hate you.

That's right, tell me what | want to hear.

And hate really suits you. Damn it, | missed the goal.

The competition is fierce on The Talent Hunter.

All four contestants have their eye on the prize.

MC Has Ittir will be competing against Toilet...

..and MC Dandik will be competing against Princess.

And the competition begins!

Fiko, I'm so nervous.

That's normal, Dandik. This is...

- Look at him, for God's sake. - Look at that weasel.

- You see? Nothing's changed. -He's still a dirtbag.

Whatever, Fiko, let's mind our own business.

| agree.

40 Cent or whatever you are called, what are we going to do now?

Don't worry, just go out on stage and move your lips.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next contestant...

..MC Has Ittir!

Go ahead, go.

Open the doors, I'm coming back...

..I know who's number one, Try to keep track.

You must be stuck in the 80's, We should cut you some slack.

Not surprised that you can't keep up, My swagger's taken me to the top.

You look like a fool When you're trying to be a man.

Get out of the car And push it if you can.

I'll knock you out With a single move,

| got the money, | got the groove.

If you're man enough...

..Fiko, that jerk, Has Ittir looks like he worked really hard.

Don't worry.

Think about the hidden talent you have inside of you, Dandik.

The strength you need is within you.

Don't forget that, son.

Don't forget that, son.

Don't you dare forget that!

And now, it's time to look at our clap-o-meter.

Let's hear the applause.

Dear viewers, the applause percentage for MC Has lftir...

..is 75 percent.

And now, here comes his opponent, MC Toilet.

My nameis MC...

- ...Toilet! - Alright, we got that.

You know what, that reminds me of the cows back in my hometown.

What are you going to perform for us today?

I'm going to do a "shitbox", gotit?

What do you mean?

Guys!

Interesting, very...

Dear viewers, everyone in our studio audience has passed out...

..therefore, there's no one to clap. MC Toilet scores zero points.

What? Zero?

You are doing this because I'm black, aren't you?

Just because I'm black...

Our first finalist is MC Has Ittir!

Master, what are we going to do?

Don't worry.

And now, it's time to see the two remaining semi-finalists.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Princess!

Come, come, Come to my pillows.

Give, give, Give me your love.

Come, come, Come to my pillows.

Give, give, Give me your love.

It's neither down, Nor cotton.

Come to me, quick.

Come, come, Come to my pillows.

Give, give, Give me your love.

The clap-o-meter says 90, but I'd say you're more like a 100.

Thank you very much.

Don't worry, Dandik, you will be great.

Fiko, | will, but | think I lost my voice.

What? Where did it go?

- Up my butt, | guess. - You don't say! Dear God!

The strength you need is within you, Dandik.

It's within you.

- It's within you, man! - That's exactly what I'm saying!

Dear viewers, we are very close to determining the other finalist.

Up next is MC Dandik. He has a tough job ahead of him...

...because the previous contestant scored 90 percent.

Please welcome MC Dandik!

There's Dandik.

Asli, you know what, | really am a broke felon who has nothing.

But still, | love you very much.

| love you more than anything in the world.

Because when you smile...

..Everything changes when you smile.

The whole world smiles When you smile.

That was our song, right?

Yes, and it will always be our song.

Everything changes when she smiles.

The whole world smiles When she smiles.

Her smile makes me feel alive.

Her smile makes me feel alive.

Make a wish, my love.

Every wish is a hope For the both of us.

Fiko. Fiko, wake me up, man, it feels like I'm stuck in a dream.

It's not a dream, Dandik.

It's just like a dream, except it's real.

Dandik! Dandik! Dandik!

| can't take it anymore, Dandik.

I'm coming to you.

It's time to look at our clap-o-meter and see the results.

Dandik's applause percentage is...

...92 percent!

Dandik achieves the impossible...

...and he makes it to the final round, ladies and gentlemen.

MC Dandik and MC Has Ittir...

..are going to battle it out in the final round.

To the TV station.

Can we go a little faster, please?

And now, we are moving on straight to the final round.

The clap-o-meter is out...

..you are going to choose the winner via SMS voting.

But in this round, our finalists are going to perform...

..the songs they wrote about each other.

Please welcome our first finalist, MC Has Ittir!

You are a moron, a fool. What kind of a man are you?

Dandik, you are "shabby" Just like your name.

| can feel your breath kickin' When you try to diss me.

You are a pathetic loser, Even your girlfriend had to flee.

With you or anyone else, MC Has Ittir never fails.

Obey, fools! Obey!

You jerk, who the hell are you?

You call this driving? You are a woman, and you are blonde!

Sir, calm down.

And now, MC Dandik!

That guy...You little...

Dear viewers, we have 30 seconds on the clock for this round.

If he doesn't respond in 30 seconds, he will go home.

The countdown starts now.

Yes, I...

- Let me go! - Where are you going?

Didn't the boss tell you that you can't leave the house?

Come on, Dandik!

Let's count down together.

Ten.

Nine.

Please, let me go. | need to go to Dandik, please.

| dropped my soap.

Dandik is a good man.

Go to him.

Six. Five.

Dandik!

Asli?

Master, I'm ready.

Master?

Son, didn't| tell you not to worry?

Has Ittir, Who do you think you are?

You think you can buy Our hearts, our souls?

They call this a heart, They call this a conscience.

MC Dandik is here, Showing full effect.

You get love and respect Through money and threats.

But you never win, In fact, you always lose.

Because nobody loves you. You're lonelier than lonely.

Because nobody loves you.

Wake up, Has Ittir, Nobody loves you.

Has Ittir, Has Ittir, You upset me, Has Ittir.

You'll never change.

I'm writing you off, Has Ittir.

Has Ittir, Has Ittir, You upset me, Has Ittir.

Cruelty and malignancy, Get out of our lives. Has Ittir!

Dear viewers...

..together with the studio audience and the viewers at home...

..everyone in Turkey is singing "The Has Ittir Song".

And what's expected is happening:

The song has transcended the country's frontiers.

People in Asia, America and Europe are out on the streets...

..singing "The Has Ittir Song".

All of China is singing this song as one.

Enemy tribes in Africa are coming together...

..and making peace, singing this song.

- Has Ittir! - Has Ittir!

Has Ittir!

| cannot believe it, dear viewers. The entire world is reminded of...

...brotherhood, sisterhood, peace and affection, thanks to this song.

Cruel people and cruelty, get out of our lives. Has Ittir!

| had brought peace temporarily...

..but this song will make it permanent.

Has Ittir!

Our country adopts this song as our national anthem.

Now, people are reminded that all the fighting is in vain...

...and it isn't worth hurting each other.

Now, people are saying "no" to all evil, thanks to this song.

You rock, Dandik. Congratulations.

Dandik! Dandik!

We want more! We want more!

Now, it's time for the most exciting part of the competition.

Now, we are going to announce the winner.

The winner of The Talent Hunter is about to be revealed.

Can | have the envelope?

Thank you.

Let's see who the winner of The Talent Hunter is.

No way... MC Has Ittir wins!

What? How?

This is rigged.

Give that to my boys.

MC Has Ittir, tell us how you feel.

You won the 1 million liras, you are the champ.

This goes to show that...

...some are born to lose, like Dandik...

...and some, to win, like me.

"Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud!

This is so not fair!

They don't understand it, they don't see it.

The true miracle is inside a man.

It's for him to believe in himself. It's love.

Dandik, you have all of these.

Love is making you sing, son. You have already found love.

I'm speechless.

Master, don't be sad.

Asli...

Okay, look. | may have lost the competition...

..but | want you to know that | will work very hard...

..make a lot of money and give you the life that you want.

No, Dandik, | don't want that kind of a life.

All | want is to be with you.

| had to make a deal with that jerk just to get you out of prison.

He made me sign papers saying | owe him a million liras.

What?

That goddamn weasel, that scumbag....

Don't you worry, Asli, we will work very hard and pay him back.

- Or we can run away from here. - We really can.

Where do you think you are going?

What's going on?

And he really thought that he could win.

- Dandik deserved to win. - Deserved, she says.

Do you think | ever take chances?

If you want to win, you must work systematically.

You must be cool, smart and brave.

Just like me.

Which one of you should | put a hole through first?

I'll start with...

...Dandik.

- Stop! - Who are you?

Mom? Stay out of this.

- Stop, you can't shoot him. - Why?

Because he's your brother.

- What? - What?

- Your dad is not your real dad. - What?

- And I'm not your real mom. - Whoa!

Look, son, listen to me. | wanted to tell you everything...

...but that horrible man you thought was your father...

..would have killed us both. That's why, | had to leave.

- Then, who is my real father? -1 don't know.

Welcome aboard.

- Who is my real mother? -1 don't know.

But | always tried to be areal mother to you.

| made many sacrifices for you...

But madam do you hear yourself talking?

How can we be brothers? Where is all this coming from?

One day, | saw a swaddle while walking in front of a mosque.

There were two babies in it.

| didn't have any children, so | wanted to take them home.

Just as | picked one of you up, the police came.

| hid in a corner.

Unfortunately, they took the other baby and left.

Dandik, that was you, my dear.

Madam, how can you be sure of this?

Because you both have the same birth mark.

Look at it!

After your father died, | wanted to talk to you right away.

| noticed that you already had some kind of a dialogue with your brother.

That's why, | wanted to observe you two for a while.

| even tried to help him...

..thinking that maybe he could influence you in a good way.

But he couldn't.

Unbelievable! It turns out that | have a brother...

..but he's the biggest scumbag on the planet.

Not anymore. Come with me.

Could you just hold on a minute?

Where are we going? What are we doing?

Stop grumbling, walk with me.

Wait a minute! There's something 1 would like to share with the world:

Dandik is the real winner of this competition.

And heis my brother.

| am going to start a brand new life. Away from all evil.

Brother, wait. Don't go, stay with us.

| don't deserve to be around people like you.

Give that check to Dandik. | am going now, far far away.

They even have hot water!

Stop! It's cold!

- What did you say your name was? - My name is...

My name is McDan. Yes, McDan. It's a quirky name...

I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry. - You scared the hell out of me.

My name s Ali Ittir, his name is Hasan Ittir!

But dad, | don't want to be Hasan Ittir.

- Who do you want to be, then? - Has Ittir!

Get out of my face!

We are using fake weapons not to do you any harm.

Yes, don't worry, these are fake, it's okay.

Asli?

That was our song, right?

Yes...