All language subtitles for Lady Behave! (1937, Comedy) Sally Eilers, Neil Hamilton, Joseph Schildkraut ¦ Colorized (1080p_25fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).inglés

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we'll be right out

hurry up theice the horses are froing on

well snap it up Paula hold still

baby well we're going to be late she

never goes to Monty gr she squirts Elser

bottles watch her and another thing

young man be sure that she's home by two

remember we're sailing in the morning

you just leave her to me Mrs Kendall Mrs

Kendall we're sisters it's worrying that

gives her that motherly look now behave

yourself or I'll come along a chaperon

oh why don't you Paula go ahead Paula if

you'd swing on a chandelier once in your

right maybe you'd forget this trip to

the islands oh don't be silly Burton

I've got my work to do oh Paula goodbye

goodbye M me too oh no thank you goodbye

goodbye crazy youngsters as one old Gray

beard to another what do you do for your

rheumatism Burton you came here only to

settle my business as your godfather I

have some rights and you worry me Paula

we'll stick to business all right all

right here's a bill of sale for the

house and furniture

M sign here and here yeah well by the

way will this forting address reach you

all right just miss Paula kendle care of

American Medical Research Haiti yes

that'll reach me over and above

traveling expenses you have 5,000 left

I'll draw on that as I need

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it

well who's the lady oh that's my little

Paula and pul this is uh what's your

name Nick Masters I never heard of you

stop it stop it time you two were in bed

why Paula oh uh well I didn't mean come

here come here he you just have to go

that's all there is to it mister please

well where'd the man go nice man where's

a nice man oh

Clarice come on nice man come on what is

it with me Paula every time I meet a

nice man he disappeared now Clarice

Where Have You Been look I brought you

something see thank you now baby are you

sure you didn't get in any trouble oh no

no no trouble first we all went to the

Ole we all went the Ole for for supper

yes and then we got dancing at the bell

tabern and then we got married and then

we all went for breakfast what did you

say and then we all went for breakfast

no before that we got married oh Clarice

you are married I know right before

breakfast Mar you were married 6 months

ago in New York don't you remember Mr

Michael Andrews where where is Mike I

want to talk to Mike I'm taking you out

of the country to get you away from you

now you sit up here you know I'll this

yell and a help me get to sleep any

faster Paul I'm tired oh Clarice this is

bigamy was it that uh that that Mr MC

Masters Mr M oh no no well who was it

who do you think who do you think Paula

a millionaire a millionaire

Clarice oh

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Clarice oh

dear uh Mr Williams please Burton Paula

what can they you to a bigamist a

bigamist well can they send her to

jail not more than 10 years oh Brit

you've got to come over here right away

pull it just around the corner can't you

run rush

hurry Miss kendle please I'm Miss

Kendall indeed you look surprisingly

well for the morning after a MRA what's

that your pardon my name is howls I

represent the man you married last

night I'm afraid there must be some

mistake exactly the way I feel about it

that's why I'm here Mr Halls please take

this

chair uh where is that U the Mr um what

is his name your husband's name young

lady is Steven Cormac you don't mean

Steven dmac Steven do corac he left an

hour ago on his Yacht for valperizo Hope

but he can't I've got to talk to him

doesn't he realize what happened I'm

here to handle the matter for him oh but

you can't he's the only one that can do

anything Miss Kendall I've been handling

Mr cormac's mistakes for years ever

since his wife died I believe I'm

competent in the case of the usual

broken heart I'm accustomed to paying

$3,000 since this is marriage I'm

willing to go to Five you can have your

a check immediately and I'll handle the

divorce divorce why yes we're ready to

let you sue on the grounds of desertion

we believe that would be the fairest way

to handle the matter all

right excuse

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me Burton this is Mr hows he's ready to

arrange a divorce how how dare you how

dare I what you don't know whom you're

dealing with my man miss Kendall is a

lady she married her husband because she

loves him and it didn't you well you go

perfectly well that I why of course I do

what do you mean by trying to buy her

good name to to break up her marriage

why it's insulting if I were 20 years

younger stop it you you know this is the

only way I no my dear I can't allow you

to sacrifice yourself I have a feeling I

have nothing more to say to you well

that's a

relief you have my offer when you were

will see me again without this

belligerent little gentleman I shall be

waiting at the Ambassador Miss Kendall

Mrs

Cormac well now you've done yeah haven't

I and just in the make of

time did he see Clarice no then give me

a hand we've got to get her out of here

Burton have you gone mad how is ready to

give us a divorce not if I can help it

suing for divorce is the shest way of

sending clar to prison why Clarice has

committed a crime she's married two men

one two we can't touch last night's

marriage because that would show her to

be a bigamist and off she'd go for 10

long years then what can we do get hold

of husband number one Michael Andrews

we've got to get that marriage a null do

you understand I'm beginning to then

help me get her on her feet down to the

boat and out of the

country bton she can't leave the country

how will get suspicious no that's our

only piece of love he thinks you're the

one that married Cormac you'll stay

behind

oh

Burton You're not asking me to act as

that man's wife you'll have to I can't I

don't know how which won't take any

experience Paula he's out of the country

you'll never see him even so I oh I I I

do you want to see this child go to jail

no well then get her bags call a

taxi oh Mis if you don't stop flirting

with me I to call a cop oh no cop I'll

get a taxi you remember Uncle Burton

don't you

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no now my dear well she's gone for the

time being she's safe now who are you

well you're Clarice you're very gay

you're going to dress like her come now

what else well I'm going to call Mr

house and I'm going to tell him I'm

ready to take my place in the Cormac

home and be a Marvel wife you're going

to do everything you can to prevent them

from starting a divorce that would be

fatal yes but how far is Val pariz

though now don't worry about cormag

before he even thinks of returning I'll

get hold of Andrews and we'll have our

analment yes but are you sure that

you're positive you can get it for any

one of a number of good reasons Andrews

may be slightly colored or insane but he

isn't well then we'll pay him to write a

letter that will serve as evidence that

the marriage was a fraud that doesn't

sound quite within the law it isn't

neither is posing as Mrs Cor

but that's just what you're going to

do now Paul up make that call Burton

you're a very dishonest Old Gentleman

Paula you're practically an adventurous

oh

de Ambassador

Hotel yes Miss Kendall I beg your pardon

Mrs corat are you ready to accept my

proposition I I insist on taking my

position as Mrs Cormac you intend to

take up your residence in the Long

Island

home very well then let me tell you

something no how

many nevertheless when you're ready to

take me home I'm ready to

go at a girl Paula I'm the mother of two

children

Alfred the children I was telling you

about Patricia Henry this is your new

mother how do you do we're going to be

good friends aren't we no

no

well alred what is this oh excuse me sir

but we we were just preparing a

reception for Mrs coric so to speak oh

please don't bother I don't want you to

make a fuss over me no ma'am we won't

that's right I just want to take things

as they come no ma'am we won't let you

do that either we're not going to let

you take a thing so you can get right

out and start looking for some other

poor old man to be fuddled what's that

try moving into someone else move out

with his bankroll but you won't do it

here why

you

here we are blackjack in my opinion the

finest 2-year-old in the country I don't

want your opinion on horses I want your

help for Clarice let's stick to the

point I'm right on the point Mr Williams

you see this year Blackjack will be

carrying all the smart money of which

personally I haven't any oh pardon me

we're perfectly willing to pay you

$1,000 pardon you I adore you it's going

to be a pleasure to help Clarice now

what was it you wanted me to do just

write that letter

dat it before your

marriage tell her you're a Duke and

willing to throw your entire Fortune at

her feet funny I might have told her

that very thing too uh by the way who

you say she married Steven cormack D D

and you've accepted her sister Paula

into the count on that much longer the

children resent her they do anything to

get her out of the house it's going to

be a great pleasure to help flarry yeah

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but what about the letter I'm going to

give Paula a letter personally but the

money is right here you want a bet on

that horse Don't You Bet On It Mr

Williams I'm going to buy

it I beg your pardon I would like to see

Master Henry and Mrs Patricia please

hello do you mean us I

do ask you in private please sure come

on in never mind I won't be

long Michael D diit Andrew I've come to

warn you

what you have a leech in this house a

Viper a scorpion you from the

exterminated company of course not I'm

talking about that woman your father M

she's this before she wrecks your life

as she wrecked mine get rid of her could

day hey wait a minute one second do you

know her

no she was dazzled by me she followed me

to the AL to the Riviera to the Monte

Carlo she would still be following me no

you mean it but she took every penny I

had she'll be avoiding you too get rid

of her could they look U we can't get

rid of her but you can help us Mr

Andrews you said she followed you if I

wish it one snap of my fingers and she'd

come running like a little poodle would

you consider uh snapping just to help us

out I never wish to see that lady again

good day we're willing to pay you but

then don't be offended Mr Andrews he

didn't mean it well I just thought he

might get her out of the house we

couldn't expect him to do it for nothing

could we I could never do such a thing

for pay no of course not certainly not I

would do it only for revenge and perhaps

to get back what the lady took from me

we'll give it to you every penny of it

the $33,000 my dear children they are

the least

$330,000 I don't think we could give

give you that

much young man same with me I don't

think I could ever face her again good

day oh oh well uh we'll get the money

that is if you're sure you can Dazzle

her is she different from any other

woman I Dazzle them all no Pat do you

feel it

huh yes I think I do a little but don't

go by me we can go by the lady herself

just tell her that Michael Dimitri

Andrews is here she'll Rush down and

I'll give you whatever proof you want if

you'd hold her hand that would be

something I shall hold the lady's hand

and pinch her

cheek um would you sort of put your arm

around her and and whisper in her ear I

should even kiss the tips of her fingers

all five of them that is if it's a deal

it's a deal if you can do it we'll get

the money send for her uh Alfred yes sir

oh um there's a Mr Michael Demetri and I

understand sir H is there some way you

can watch in the dining room sir oh I I

beg your pardon he's right come on and

we'll show

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you Mr Andrews if you've come to give me

the letter where is it

Mr Anders you promised me that

letter you need $30,000 to buy a

horse it's an out and out steam but Mr

Andrew what do Clarice got to do with a

horse I Won't Let You Swindle those

children look look they're watching us

from the dining room I don't care I

won't let you Swindle those children

if you do as I tell you I'll get my

horse you'll get the letter the kid will

get rid of you I won't do

it you won't do it and Clarice will get

10 years

oh I'm smiling that's better that's

better come on loosen

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well was I convincing it was elegant but

oh oh credit no it's just the money

they'll be a slight delay oh don't let

that worry you my de children just let

me have half tonight the rest can wait

five or 6 years you see we'll have to

pay you out of our

allowance I didn't ask for a pension I

leave you with your new

mother I'm sick about this Mr Anders but

we'll find a way we'll do anything Mr Mr

Andrews still here yes uh We've

introduced ourselves and from what your

little daughter tells me I afraid our

dinner engagement is all it's nothing

nothing serious as long as little

Patricia is so ill I wouldn't consider

taking her mother out of the house I

think she understands wait a second

don't go Mr Andrews conditions might

improve Mrs comma for the sake of us

all now

children

I'm sorry about that well that's all

right let's try being friends if it's

advice or sympathy you need or a

shoulder to cry on

well here it is thanks lady but you can

keep your shoulder be a little more

considerate young man I was just trying

to help your sister she's not feeling

very well you needn't bother it's

nothing money won't cure

money money well there are all sorts of

ways of getting money

if it's for a good cause it's for a good

cause all right a very very good cause a

downright Crusade that's what well then

by all means let me join up and I'll

help you get it can you if we stick

together we'll stick closer and gum lady

that is until we get the dough then it's

simply a matter of liquidating your

assets are What boat Furs jewelry cars

that's

$1,123 32 well that's a start what do

you mean a start we've sold everything

we've got except a couple of old ginger

ale bottles oh my oh my what have you

got to my oh my about you haven't given

up anything no I know but well I'm as

worried as if I were in trouble myself

haven't you any old lros or something

I'm afraid that if we had half that

money by tonight I know where I'd get

the rest of it you

do I'll look around and see if I can't

find an emerald stop here

please I'll get that money and be right

home if she gets that money she won't

have any home if all right

driver

hey well what happened well I was

walking down Fifth Avenue and there in

the gutter what do you think an emerald

no

see wow we ought have thought of looking

in the gutter a she's only kid aren't

you sure she got this from Burton

Williams who's he oh um he well he he's

just a man over the American Security

Bank I borrowed the money in your name

gee thanks Mrs or thanks a lot lady

that's all right were there any messages

for me no I don't sure uh Mr Andrew's

called everything's all right now he's

coming over to take you to dinner oh I'd

better

rush good evening oh hello come in we

want to see you

Patricia I'm so happy to hear you've

gotten over your illness every penny of

it 15,000 correct Mr Andrew how long do

you think it will be before you know you

snap your fingers we don't want to rush

you any but we can have the rest of

money in 2 or 3 days uh two or three

just let me see today she's weakening

tomorrow she'll be anxious perfect in 3

days she'll be willing to follow me to

the end of the Earth hot bity right on

schedule yes but what are you going to

do when you get her

there drop her sh

Mr Andrews do your best to do your worst

the lady will come home

completely

dazzled dinner at the RIT the Opera and

dancing at the Rainbow Room

delightful

Shake not until she leaves for good I

won't what chances she got Papa get our

cable tonight and a 24 hours he'll be

home and we'll have the rest of our

money maybe no maybe about it wait till

he sees her with Andrews eating at the

risk going to the Opera dancing at the

Rainbow Room

Dazzle

hello George hello Mr KAC the car is

right over here sir that's the

boy

hello

hello hello Pat Bo we glad to see you

see you oh wait a minute what's all this

affection we've decided you're a man

that needs help now what are you two

politicians after a new yacht or did you

stumble across something in a store

window oh no don't get us wrong it's

that woman well well it's a pleasure to

welcome you sir thank you aler is Mrs

cormack home oh yes sir she came in just

half an hour ago well will you tell her

let me get her come on

Steve oh here here you are yes sir thank

thank

you oh Mrs coret yes there's a gentleman

here to see you oh tell Mr Andrews I'll

be right down

just as you

say well Steve don't sit down stay in

your toes no yes yes of

course she'll be ding a jiffy thank you

let me help

you

she's fainted as gracefully as pav

overa that was before your

time she's really very

lovely that's a beautiful mouth the

those

eyelashes they're real well aren't you

going to do something I I should

shouldn't I get some help get some

water

enough hurry up with that water we've

got to bring her too yes by all means

I'd like to meet her say Steve didn't

you meet her when you married her well

yes of course but I met so many people

that night it was all a little Hasty and

vague and hazy sounds like you got

married in a fog a high fog they're bad

in New

Orleans hello hello I'm Mr cormack oh

I'm uh I'm Mrs

cormack yes how did how do you do how do

you do silly of me to faint like that oh

it was beautiful to watch I like your

eyelashes they

flutter I don't think I ever fluttered

before you know as little about yourself

as I do I'm afraid though maybe that's

right well then let's both find out what

you're like we'll we'll go somewhere and

have dinner maybe she can't she's got a

date but Patricia what a silly notion I

plan spend the evening at home you were

going to sit around all night with your

coat on oh it was chil that's probably

why I fainted i' better have gotten rest

yes of course you're tired I tell you

what I'll order dinner and we'll have it

together quietly in your room we've got

some important things for you to do

since when do I have to do important

things since we decided you're a

helpless old

man just forget that they ever said

that go to bed what what run along

you're growing children we're corx and

you said we got to stick together yes I

know we'll stick together together some

other time but not now go ahead remember

it's the hours before 12 that count

Steve we got to talk to you alone you

don't know it's been oh this is no time

for talk it's your homecoming it calls

for celebration you're tired I'm fine we

celebrate I'll dress won't be a

minute uh I want to speak to Mr Andrews

we'd like to speak to Mr Andrews Mr

Michael Demitri Andrews of course it's

the same man get off the line hello I've

got get off the line you I've got to

talk to Mr Andrews we've got to talk to

Mr Andrews but who wants to speak to Mr

Andrews I do we do now look we've been

waiting here for will you please get off

the line but he's left the hotel good

he's on his way up here now how long ago

did he leave he he left for Chicago

Chicago

Chicago

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Illinois Burton Williams

please oh why must to be eating at a

time like this don't tell me he was

hungry well do you know where he went

what restaurant uh had you the phone

number

oh well do you know the address oh just

a

minute fluttering and fainting why she's

got Steve half ruined already he hasn't

got our resistance he's weak minded one

look at

Andrews would give your father strength

unquestionably but Andrew is gone oh and

it's me brother-in-law groan him the

aprivate detective with the man to bring

him back get Gren and as Z finds Andrew

it's up to us to keep keep from falling

if we have to hold him up with our bare

hands that's right supervisor I'm not

trying to be difficult I merely asked

information if well never

mind I'm not upsetting any plans you've

made oh no

no where should we done the Ritz wal off

oh I'd prefer Layman health food and

vegetarian lunch

table for two roll your own Mister oh

thank excuse me ma'am for a cup of

coffee could I tell you fine upstanding

citizens one of the most remarkable

incidents well if you'd only bear with

me for a few moments right some other

time B

here he

is I guess she means me Steven

cormack oh dear dear dear don't uh don't

let me interrupt you Mr uh Burton

Williams would you mind getting me

something to eat I'd like some steak

some potatoes some chicken a little

turkey some soup and dessert I'll I'll

get a little of everything excuse

me oh Burton Keep Calm you're doing fine

it's not how I'm doing it's Andrews he

disappeared now you you keep calm please

he can't do that I'll find him I'll get

him and bring him back here don't you be

afraid it's not Andrews I'm afraid of

cormet what but he thinks you're his

wife we haven't a thing to worry us we

well it'll only be for a week a few days

maybe buron but he won't know I mean

you'll get used to it you want me to get

used to living in a house with a man who

thinks he's my husband no no that's

impossible come on let him find out

about Clarice we'll run for him oh no we

can't can't well then what Burton you've

known me for a long time do you think I

could take the chance you're practical

too I am I'm sensible and practical got

a good level head on your shoulders yes

sir just hold tight you went through

I'll hold tight I'll went through I'll

do it chicken and Turkey were made of

spinach so I bought hamburgers they're

made of vegetables well nothing here is

what it seems to be congratulations

thank you I've always hoped that some

fine man would come along for this young

lady

you're not going oh I have my work to do

and after all your husband is your job

oh

Burton goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye

goodbye thoughtful

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fer

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good night good

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night

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like some help oh yes if um if you could

shove this against there mhm that's

easy

like

that yes thank you that'll do for

tonight good night good

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night

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well darling these three are my choice

says the Isles of gree are intoxicating

old Normandy is quaint and the South

Seas are

glamorous what do you think I think Long

Island is glamorous oh but the place is

infested with

children we can't be a real proper

respectable couple with without a

honeymoon oh I I can't go on a honeymoon

with you oh I can't very well go by

myself I'd be conspicuous we can't leave

here there's your work you just settled

down the Plant put new life in the whole

organization well then we'll combine

business with pleasure I put comic

patent Leathers on every Barefoot native

we meet come on what do you say when do

we leave no why oh just no that's all

well is it

please no is it because we've want known

each other a week hasn't that been long

enough for a lifetime kind of a life I

never thought I'd live and the kind of a

life you don't like is is that it oh no

it's it's been exciting it's been fun

it's been well it's been happiness why

can't we stretch that week into

years

forever why not now just a minute I'm

the one that's asking the questions well

just this once let me answer them I want

to see the aisles of GRE I want to see

old Normandy the glamour of the south

sea and I want to see them with you I'm

going to say so no matter what happens

nothing's going to happen I W let it Mr

car you're a darling how is expecting

these contracts at the plan very good

sir hello hello

hello well uh what's the matter with you

two feeling

feish it's not us steep we want to talk

to you about her

no you think she's pretty nice don't you

well um conservatively I do you got to

admit she's been the making of your PO I

am a different man well the whole house

is different she's been as well and

she's awfully pretty

too well I've been hoping this would

happen I haven't been any too good a

father since well these past few years

but now this place is happy now it's a

home I feel I feel alive we're all

together again and she's responsible it

was pretty important that you like her

I'm glad you

do yeah I like her fine but go on tell

him Hank well I like her fine too Only

We Know a Man Who says yes well he says

he can lure her sort of he says he can

run away with her to the ends of the

Earth well it's quite a statement isn't

it who is he a gentleman by the name of

Andrews all he has to do is snap his

fingers and she comes running like a

poodle and he says if we can be up at

the red Swan in by midnight tonight with

$155,000 well we'll never see her again

and you were going to get this money and

give it to him oh we can't get it you

wouldn't want to give it to us would you

me not our scent okay we'll call the

whole thing off of

course what are you worrying about now H

oh nothing nothing that's going through

with it now even if he does guarantee

results sure it is worth of money even

if she would have gone away with

him yeah I'd like to go on liking our

lady not even wondering if she would

have

no no not even

wondering yes sir oh um oh Alfred would

you please ask Mrs cormack to come down

certainly

sir

$15,000 snap of the fingers a fine pair

of medlers you turned out to

be well uh in the beginning it was just

to save you from her why do you think I

want her to be saved she's everything

I've ever wanted she's beautiful she's

gracious she's honest she's left

her

Dear Mr cormack please don't be offended

of my leaving so suddenly my aunt for

keep see you dangerously ill no matter

what happens I like you very

much that's

all no matter what happens to her aunt

she still likes me very much why that

makes everything all right sure here we

are worrying and all the time she's

taking care of her aun I guess that Mr

Andrews isn't as good as he thought he

was there you are you can give that that

you Mr Andrews you can finish the

deal Steve what are you going to do I'm

going upstairs and laugh myself

sick gee I didn't think he'd take it

that hard you could have seen he likes

her pop hasn't made a mistake since

she's been here has he no well maybe

we've went a little too far don't say we

you've ruined

everything Papa go into another fog

again and maybe me another lady yeah and

she might be a thousand times worse of

course she will she couldn't be any

better there won't be any other lady

this one's stay I'm going to ask her

myself personally won't do any good

Andrew I have her so fascinated she

might even listen to you say I can be

pretty fascinating

myself hello where is everybody what

kind of a place is this anyhow hello

surface where are you is everybody dead

around

here

well nobody died recent H but I ain't

promising nothing never mind that have

you any word for us well I'd say just

fatherson no no I'm Henry Cormac is

there any message for me no no message

for Patricia cormack either no but I got

a note here for Hank cormack oh what is

it I'm Han Cormac said don't falsify in

that register Mr Michael Demetri Andrew

the once to know when you're going to

arrive up in 703 way up on the seventh

floor Shu no the

first come

in Mr

Andrew hello Patricia boss is she here

room 704 as per agreement C or D now

look Mr Andrew if it was too much

trouble getting her here think nothing

of it my boy on an Enterprise like this

I pour out my very Soul oh we don't want

you to strain yourself any Mr Andrew you

have to check no no the point is Mr

Andrew we're asking you please not to

Dazzle that lady anymore keep the money

you've got only go away the deals

off you must be joking my dear children

but this is no such deal you must

understand you can you can stop the

ocean waves from waving you can stop

Niagara Falls from falling but you

cannot stop this lady from running away

with me do you mean it of course

Patricia our deal must continue nothing

D let's get her out of here impossible

my dear boy well don't you make a move

to stop us I won't make any move I'll

stay right here like this I'll do

nothing but think and wish that she runs

to me she can't resist she must run to

me no matter what you

do stop looking at him P I don't want

any trouble with

you

oh I didn't expect this is a surprise

how do you feel is there a tug like some

power is pulling you I know oh unless

you mean Hank here she doesn't feel it

we've still got a chance come

on you're a terrible trouble hey P come

back

here hey P

it's all right lady put those bags down

give me my things put my things down now

I'm not leaving I I can't we understand

Lady it's that guy Andrew he's got you

weak and helpless it's the same with

every woman he meets it's not your fault

but now that we've settled with him you

can come home can't you you've settled

with him uh-huh we'll leave in a moment

just let me go to my room watch her P

it's Andrew he's raring her

back

hey

oh can't you steal yourself against that

man please until we get you out of the

door let me go k i mean it you got to

excuse us for doing this lady but it's

for your own good grab her legs Pat I'll

get her around the

neck hey P

come do ever think she'll come out alone

you've got to give me that letter oh you

don't know how it feels oh don't I well

how would Edison feel if he didn't

invent the electric light how would

Columbus feel if he didn't discover

America well without Blackjack that's

how I feel well all that's nothing to

how you feel when you're in love well

don't you understand I love that man you

you oh taller well do you think that

Michael Dimitri Andrews would come

between two people in love yes you hurt

me

it's pop

himself I've got it listen Paula you can

help Clarice you can get your letter you

can go away from here I ask for nothing

nothing except the key to the house well

don't get worried now I won't take a lot

of things just a couple of vases or a

carpet you'll do no such thing Mr Andrew

now behave yourself people go to jail

for robbery don't worry now listen

nothing listen I know a Hungarian lawyer

by the name of baxa well to him such

things are nothing nothing at all

remember just before I got married to

Clarice and that bookmaker got heard so

badly remember well I I was definitely

in the wrong then until Baxter pleaded

insanity and the year before that

darling I he pleaded insanity and you

were acquitted yeah it's a matter of

court record my word of Honor oh Mr

Andrews oh well then then you will get

the key m that's great you'll go to town

right now oh Mr Andrews definitely

definitely there's no way for

you now wait a minute don't get excited

be calm pop now listen listen Steve

she's not going through with it if I

have to commit murder murder Steve you

can't go around killing people she isn't

here Andrew isn't here Hest popped she

went to like she says there's

nobody in Andrew's room what room three

on the first

floor now you've done it what do we do

he'll murder him Al ste's going to kill

a

man Mr rre Mr KAC yes I been wanting to

talk to you for quite some time I've

been looking for a chance to talk to you

splend we can settle this whole matter

as gentleman as gentleman that's

right man and a woman pops killed him

my come on come come

on see you can't murder him it's again

the

rules

b b b what what oh Paula go away no sir

now you set up here and listen listen

I've got the most amazing news all right

all right turn your back I'll get into

my robe here don't mind me after what

I've been through life holes no

terrist the police have arrested Andrews

police when last year when he married

Clarice isn't it lovely last year Paula

please go wait oh but he was acquitted

pleaded Insanity Burton don't you

understand a judge and a jury said

Andrews was insane at the time he

married Clarice Paula you call at the

oddest hours but isn't insane ity one of

the good causes for aning a marriage

what's that isn't Insanity one of the

causes for aning I heard you the first

time why of course it is that's all we

need I'll file the annulment papers in

the morning oh Burton I've won I'm

finished I'm free and when Clarice gets

back she'll be free she's coming back oh

yes I wired her days ago soon as we made

our deal with Andrew she's on the plane

now gets here tomorrow night but Paula

you understand don't you that this

analment makes Clarice the real Mrs

Steven gck because when she married him

she was a single woman of course

oh clares is Steve's wife yes Paula

that's the way it is really I re always

wanted to Marry a

Millionaire that's the way it

is

beautiful where on earth have you be oh

I make aart man but but I'm at my wt's

end the whole house isit with in Alfred

please don't tell them I'm here I've

just come back for my clothes Alfred

promise

me all right very well man very

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well I I want to talk to you what

happened where'd you go there she is big

is life I want the truth what's been

going on between you and Mr Andrews if

he were just another man there might be

some excuse if he even liked you to be

at least honest but to fall in love with

some man that these children paid is bad

taste it's downright

depravity I ought to divorce you no Mr

cormack you can't divorce me and you

can't bow me out because I'm not your

wife just let me be a lesson to you I'm

the sort of thing that happens when you

start proposing between drinks oh oh

well you married my sister and you can't

blame her because well you're nice

enough to make any woman forget she's

got a husband hey you can't blame me cuz

I was trying to save my sister from jail

why you can't even blame Andrews because

she was his wife so you see Mr Kack it

was all your

fault everything's going to be all right

clarice's first marriage is being an

olded but Mr Cormac don't ever let a

thing like this happen

again

and US treating us shameful the whole

lot of us just think of what she's done

for us and now she's going don't let her

get down on your knees and beg her to

say well don't sit there doing nothing

get going P hurry up Mrs P Mrs lady yeah

hey lady Lady Lady look listen

lady what what's your name Paula

Kendall go on Steve down on your knees

to her tell her we think she's

swell they think you're swell tell her

what you think I think so too tell her

we love her we do Paula Kendall we love

you we don't want you to go we want you

to stay here from now on how about

it but you make me awfully happy very

proud and I love you all three I can't

stay you see you're my sister's husband

and you're my sister's children I don't

belong here anymore nonsense I don't

even know your sister you married her

she's the real Mrs cormack what are we

going to do there's nothing any of us

can do except well maybe help me

pack

goodbye PA goodbye mom goodbye cook

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goodbye

Patricia I I wanted you to have this oh

darling it's a little too heavy to carry

Pat may we send it to

you yes care of the American Medical

Research Haiti goodbye

darling goodbye Hank bye

lady Goodbye Mr cor good

bye I beg pardon but it's the other Mrs

cormack to see Mr

cormack Clarice baby don't you baby me

you're the man I want to talk to yes yes

there are a few things I should explain

Michael here has done all the explaining

I want to listen to and of all the

outrageous situations I ever stepped

into this is the worst well who are you

to talk my little sweet I'm your mother

and I'm your wife and I come home to

find my legally married husband carrying

on with my own sister clandestinely in

the old Clarice I can explain to throw

her out pop I'm going to sue you Mr

Cormac for a divorce and I'm going to

name my own sister as correspondent

Clarice if you do that we'll be free yes

I'll be free to do as I please well

that's none of my business all I want is

to see Justice done and done

fast

Mr KAC just one moment my angel face I'm

just trying to explain to Mr KAC that

out in Belmont he owns half a horse boss

miss Patricia

Michael just like a

poodle

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