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[thunder]
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Men: Oh!
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[men shouting]
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[seagulls crying]
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Stupendous: Ice!
[crowd cheering]
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Tyrannis: You're a month late.
You should resupply
and get going
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If you want to make it in time
for next year's ice week.
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Almost forgot.
Thanks! 5 stars.
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[people chanting "ice week!]
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♪
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Tyrannis: All right.
Let's get more ice
over here, can we?
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Let's get those ice sculptures
higher, huh, guys?
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Gonna need that ice slide
to be way more slippery.
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And remember not to stick
your tongue to the ice.
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It will get stuck.
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And I need twice the slush
in the slushies.
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You know what they say:
No skimping during ice week.
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Miriam: Hey, guys, guys.
Rub it on your privates.
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Tyrannis: That's the spirit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Keep 'em moving.
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Those beauties are
for the ice dance.
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Take 'em straight to the venue.
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Joshua: King ty, king ty!
Look at this!
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No more boo boo!
My boo boo is completely gone!
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I had a boo boo,
and what did I put on it?
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A poultice of dung and leaves?
No! Friggin' ice!
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Tyrannis: You know
what they say:
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No boo boos during ice week.
Joshua: Ha ha!
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Tyrannis: Is that
the ice virgin I see?
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Ice virgin: That's an honorary
title, right?
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Because I've done everything.
Tyrannis: Oh, well,
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Everyone lies during ice week.
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Kolax: Hey, are you gonna
take her to the ice week dance?
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Ice virgin: I said
I've done everything,
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Not that I'll do anything.
[laughs]
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Tyrannis: Very funny. Everyone's
very funny during ice week.
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[chewing ice]
orphan: King ty, I'm an orphan,
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And I'm wondering,
is it true that
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Everyone has a family
during ice week?
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Tyrannis: Did I say that?
Kolax: Hey, look!
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A reporter.
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Tyrannis: It's true. There are
no orphans at ice week.
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[crowd cheering]
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Get rid of the kid. No visible
orphans during ice week.
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Kolax: You got it, boss.
And, hey,
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Go easy on the ice chewing.
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They say it's a sign of
sexual frustration.
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Tyrannis: You're overstepping,
kolax.
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Deliria: What are you doing?
Surely you're not
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As amazed by ice as they are.
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You lived through an ice age.
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Oh, a grotesque monster
frozen in a moment of terror,
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Left to melt
on the side of the street.
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Great party, mortals.
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Shlub: I think
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This is my old friend opie.
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Deliria: Oh. I'm....Sorry?
Shlub: No, he would love
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To have been called grotesque.
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Makes me think of the old days.
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We were quite the terror
in our youth.
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And now here he is, frozen,
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And I would have to assume dead.
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Whereas I...Am old.
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Well, as opie used to say,
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You mess with the snake...
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You get the horns.
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Deliria: Can you stop doing
whatever this is?
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Sadness? I don't like it.
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Shlub: Would that I could,
but I'll do the next best thing
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And stop being sad around you.
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Deliria: Hmm.
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Hippocampus: Thanks for coming
with me all the way out here.
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The witches have the best
deals on magic metals,
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Even if they're always
trying to pucker up.
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Witch: Mwah.
Stupendous: No problem.
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What ty wants, ty gets, right?
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Even if it's last-minute
magic metals
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To help keep the ice going
for stupid ice week.
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Hippocampus: Yeah. I figured
you'd want to get away, too.
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I don't mind running his
errands if it gets me
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Out of that circus, right?
Ice week. Pfft.
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Stupendous: Yeah. Too bad
we have to get back so quick.
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Didn't this chariot have
horses and wheels earlier?
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Witch: Ohh, I can help you
get your horses back,
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For a true love's kiss.
Ha ha ha! Mwah.
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Hippocampus:
Lady, be professional.
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Stupendous: Plus, there's a sign
right over there.
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Witch: No! There goes my
best shot at a first kiss.
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Tina: So, king ty, we're doing
a little puff vase for ice week.
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I'm not from around here,
and I know my vase-lookers
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Want to know: What's so special
about this week?
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Tyrannis: Well...
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♪
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Well, ice week celebrates
the human triumph over the ice.
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It's usually really hot here.
So hot here.
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Tina: Right. Ok. So, what's
your favorite part of ice week?
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Is it the ice dance?
I've been hearing a lot
about the ice dance.
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Tyrannis: Well, ice brings
people together.
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Tina: Clearly.
You know, they say chewing ice
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Is a sign of sexual frustration.
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Do you have any thoughts
about that?
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[tyrannis gulps]
I thought this was
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Supposed to be a puff vase,
not a deep dive
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Into whether
king ty can score or not.
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Always keep things light
during ice week.
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Tina: Relax. I was talking about
the ice humpers.
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But I can tell you're
a tough nut to crack.
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Oh, no, chloe.
Will you excuse me?
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Tyrannis: Please don't leave.
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What are you doing here?
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Orphan: Your goon
tried to drown me.
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Tyrannis: Oh, wow, he really
overshot the assignment.
Very sorry.
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Orphan: I thought there was
no drowning during ice week.
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Tyrannis: Listen, this might be
inappropriate to tell a child,
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But there's this reporter here,
and it turns out
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She's simply spectacular.
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It was hard enough when
it was just about
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Getting good press coverage, but
now I see it's about that
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And impressing a pretty lady,
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Which I'm very close
to doing, so...
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Orphan: No, you're not.
Tyrannis: If you'll just
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Make yourself scarce.
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I'm sorry.
What did you just say?
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Orphan: You're not
giving her anything.
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Tina: Knock knock! Sorry.
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I just saw that my daughter
was on her third ice cone
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And I had to get her.
I wish I could have
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Left her home with her dad,
but she doesn't have one.
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Orphan: My mom also went away.
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Tina: Is this your son?
Tyrannis: Well...
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Tina: I know it's
not professional to say this,
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But I think it's sexy when a man
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Takes responsibility
for his kid,
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Stays in the same city
as his kid, and is alive.
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♪
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Tyrannis: Well, I sure do
love this little guy.
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In fact, I think
I might just keep him.
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[laughter]
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Tina: You really
undersold it before.
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This is such a magical place.
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And you organized
this whole thing,
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All while balancing the
responsibilities of fatherhood?
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Tyrannis: As it turns out,
men can do it all.
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Here. Try this.
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Tina: Hmm. What is it?
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Tyrannis: Frozen yogurt.
I like to call it froyo.
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Tina: I'll just call it
frozen yogurt.
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Tyrannis: I wish you could
hear how uncool you sound.
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Tina: Do you like it, chloe?
Chloe: Yes, and I like this man.
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Tina: Well, you passed
a crucial test.
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Chloe's chased away
some real contenders.
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Tyrannis: This is
a great treat for kids.
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I take little ty here
all the time.
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Some say I spoil him.
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Orphan: Yes. That's why
I wear such raggedy clothes.
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My father wants to
keep me humble,
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But he's going to buy me
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A fancy outfit
for the ice dance.
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Tyrannis: Hey,
why don't the two of you see
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Who can stand under
the biggest icicle?
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[kids laughing]
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Tina: I have to say, I've never
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Seen an unmarried king.
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Tyrannis: Well, I'm a rarity.
Tina: Seriously.
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I mean, it kinda doesn't
matter with kings, right?
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Like, it doesn't have to
do anything with
personality or looks.
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They have money and food.
Tyrannis: Yeah, I--I get it.
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Tina: There's a king in crimea
who weighs 400 pounds
only in the trunk.
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Jaw can't open, nose is
on the side of his head,
and he's wifed up.
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Tyrannis: Well, I guess
I'm just picky.
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Tina: No, I mean,
the economics alone.
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Who wouldn't have shoved their
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Daughter in your face by now?
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Tyrannis: It is a mystery.
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Can we move on?
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Deliria: There you are.
I don't like knowing
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You're so down in the dumps.
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Shlub: Oh, don't worry about me.
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Deliria: I didn't say
I'm worried.
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I said I don't like knowing it.
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But I have
a little surprise that I think
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Might turn things around.
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I've been working on it
this whole time.
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Quite a production, in fact.
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A lot more work than I expected
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But I believe it'll be worth it.
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What was that catchphrase
you said
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Your old monster friend
used to have?
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Shlub: You mess with
the snake...
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Opie: ...You get the horns!
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Shlub: Opie! You're alive!
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Opie: Yeah!
Your wife here brought me back.
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Speaking of which, wife?
Come on.
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[shlub laughs]
opie: Really? You got married?
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How long was I dead for?
Till the minotaur laid eggs?
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[laughter]
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Deliria: I don't get it,
so, I'll leave you to it.
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[both grunting, laughing]
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Stupendous:
Maybe it was stupid to go to
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The witch's hut before ice week.
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Hippocampus: Who could have
predicted that the horses
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Would steal our wheels
and ride off?
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Stupendous: Why do you think
that's what happened?
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Hippocampus:
I've done experiments.
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Horses are obsessed with wheels.
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Stupendous: Look! Another sign.
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Looks like it's that way
to the horse vendor.
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I might go for a palomino today.
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Hippocampus: Although, stupe,
hear me out.
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If we go to the river
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And get swept downstream,
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We'll end up at
the inventors' guild.
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We can borrow a vessel
and make up a ton of time.
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Stupendous: A "vessel"?
But the horses are right there.
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Why are we making this
more complicated?
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Hippocampus: Trust me.
I've done the calculations.
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What's the big rush?
Did you buy yourself
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A new snowflake gown for
the ice dance or something?
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Ha ha!
Stupendous: Ridiculous.
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That would be so
out of character. Like,
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"look at me, looking good,
trying new things,
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Having a good time
with the ice!"
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Hippocampus: Snowflake gown.
[laughs]
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Crack myself up.
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Tina: You know, I never do this.
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Female vase painter
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Getting involved
with her subject.
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It's such a cliche.
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Tyrannis: Well, have any
of your former subjects
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Given you a floor of ice
to slip on?
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[people screaming]
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And what about this?
You ever seen
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One of these bad boys before?
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Tina: Yeah, it's a sweater.
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Tyrannis: Well, you're gonna
need it if you're
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Gonna go to the ice dance.
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It's cold in there.
You need layers.
238
00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,437
Tina: Oh, am I going
to the ice dance
239
00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:29,273
In a personal or
professional capacity?
240
00:10:29,317 --> 00:10:31,942
Tyrannis: Can't you do both?
As my date in one role
241
00:10:31,986 --> 00:10:34,487
And a journalist covering me
in the other?
242
00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:37,948
Tina: I guess so. I'll just
have to disclose it on the vase.
243
00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:39,325
Chloe: She says she never
does this,
244
00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:41,077
But you should see her vases.
245
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,704
They're covered in disclosures.
246
00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,998
[people screaming]
247
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,002
Shlub: Oh, opie, it is
good to see you.
248
00:10:50,046 --> 00:10:51,379
I haven't felt
this young since...
249
00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:54,465
Opie: You were young.
[laughter]
250
00:10:54,509 --> 00:10:56,967
What the hell is this?
Shlub: Monster hall of fame.
251
00:10:57,011 --> 00:10:58,219
Opie: Is that sean?
Shlub: Yes.
252
00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,679
That bastard gave a good fight.
253
00:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,806
We lost him a thousand or so
years after you.
254
00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,016
Opie: Glad to see the thrill
and terror of wanton destruction
255
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,309
Hasn't died down at all.
256
00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:07,228
Choose death, am I right?
257
00:11:07,271 --> 00:11:09,480
Shlub: Hmm. Yes. Of course.
258
00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:11,774
Opie: So, it's all these
humans now, huh?
259
00:11:11,818 --> 00:11:14,110
They look like little gods.
Shlub: Oh, they're all right.
260
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,445
Opie: And you said that
there's no titans anymore.
261
00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:19,031
Shlub: Oh, opie,
so much has changed.
262
00:11:19,075 --> 00:11:20,825
Opie: Yeah, but
rampaging and pillaging
263
00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:24,912
And wild, random violence
against humans hasn't changed.
264
00:11:24,956 --> 00:11:26,831
What? It has?
265
00:11:26,874 --> 00:11:28,416
Come on.
Not too much, I hope.
266
00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:32,128
All those years in ice, they got
me really craving blood.
267
00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:35,381
Shlub: Really? I thought they
might have chilled you out.
268
00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:37,258
[laughs]
269
00:11:37,301 --> 00:11:38,718
Opie: Shush! Shush, shush.
Man: So, I was like, buddy,
270
00:11:38,761 --> 00:11:40,010
I don't know what a will is,
271
00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:41,345
But I definitely don't need one.
272
00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:43,305
Man 2: Ha ha ha! Classic. Aah!
273
00:11:43,349 --> 00:11:45,850
Shlub: No, no, no, no, no, opie!
274
00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:47,643
Man: Don't look him in the eye.
Aah!
275
00:11:47,687 --> 00:11:50,730
Shlub: Opie, we don't really--
opie: What is going on here?
276
00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:53,524
Is it not about the death
anymore for you or something?
277
00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:58,571
Hooah! Here. I see a cowering
shoe salesman. Go get him.
278
00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,781
Salesman: Anything for the sale.
Anything for the sale.
279
00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:05,911
You snooze, you lose. Ahahaha!
280
00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:08,706
I don't even have feet.
Hahahaha!
281
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,334
Ah! You really have
changed, bro.
282
00:12:13,755 --> 00:12:15,880
Hippocampus:
The part of the journey
with the most variability
283
00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:18,299
Was the being swept downstream.
And whether anyone would
284
00:12:18,342 --> 00:12:20,176
Answer the door
at the inventors' guild.
285
00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:22,261
We should focus on
those triumphs.
286
00:12:22,305 --> 00:12:23,804
Stupendous: Why would you
choose to rely on
287
00:12:23,848 --> 00:12:25,139
A solar-powered vessel
288
00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:26,390
This late in the afternoon?
289
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:27,975
I never would have agreed
if I knew
290
00:12:28,019 --> 00:12:29,769
This is what I was
signing up for.
291
00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:31,979
Hippocampus: These things
usually go much faster.
292
00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:34,106
Why are you so upset?
Stupendous: No reason.
293
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,733
I just thought we'd
get back to ice week
294
00:12:35,777 --> 00:12:37,777
In time for the ice week dance.
295
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,237
Hippocampus:
Because of the metals?
Ty will get over it.
296
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,531
Stupendous: So you really
hate ice week, huh?
297
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,450
Hippocampus: No,
I mean, I don't hate it.
298
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:46,035
I just don't like
being stuck out there
299
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,870
With the crowds and people.
300
00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,789
Everyone's shoving and noisy
301
00:12:49,832 --> 00:12:52,541
And their hands are cold. Why?
302
00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:55,044
Hey. Don't stress.
303
00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:56,545
It'll still be
ice week tomorrow.
304
00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:58,672
Stupendous: Will it be, though?
Nobody knows
305
00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:00,549
How long an ice week is.
306
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,261
Deliria: Now what's wrong
with you?
307
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,420
Have you not been having fun
308
00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:07,473
With your snake creature friend?
309
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,642
Shlub: He thinks I'm a joke,
a sellout.
310
00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:12,144
Seeing myself through his eyes,
I feel older
311
00:13:12,188 --> 00:13:13,771
Even than I did before.
312
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:14,814
Deliria: The nerve of you!
313
00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:16,148
I tried to make you happy,
314
00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:18,150
Something I've never
done for any man,
315
00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:19,777
And now I've done it,
you're sadder.
316
00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:22,488
A thank you would be nice.
Shlub: Well, first of all,
317
00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:24,323
I don't need you
solving my problems.
318
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,534
[deliria gasps]
I beg your pardon?
319
00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,577
Shlub: Second of all,
he's right about everything.
320
00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:32,873
I've become a mascot to humans
and a goddess' pet.
321
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,500
I'm sorry I came home.
322
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,877
I'm going back out to party
with my friend.
323
00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:38,254
Like the monsters we are!
324
00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,588
Deliria: You're welcome.
325
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,424
It really is true what they say.
326
00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:45,177
Resurrection is never
worth the trouble.
327
00:13:45,221 --> 00:13:47,179
Tina: Chloe and I
should get going.
328
00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:48,305
Tyrannis: You've got
a lot of layers
329
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,932
To put on
for the dance tomorrow.
330
00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:51,517
Kolax:
Boss. I've been looking for you.
331
00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:53,561
Two things.
First, some ancient monster
332
00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,771
Was rampaging
the town square earlier.
333
00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,565
Did a lot of gratuitous murder.
334
00:13:57,608 --> 00:14:00,526
Tina: Monsters rampaging at
ice week? That's a huge scoop.
335
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:03,195
Tyrannis: I assure you, there's
no rampaging at ice week.
336
00:14:03,239 --> 00:14:05,155
Kolax: And second--
oh, there he is.
337
00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:08,242
I'm sorry, ty.
I thought I drowned him.
338
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,244
He musta held his breath
or something.
339
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,579
Tyrannis: That's enough, kolax.
Tina: Ty,
340
00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:13,038
What's he talking about?
341
00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,207
Tyrannis: Nothing.
It's--it's fine now.
342
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:18,043
Everything is fine.
Kolax: My boss king ty
343
00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:19,879
Told me to kill this orphan.
344
00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:21,422
Tyrannis: No, no, no, I didn't.
345
00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:23,215
Kolax: Yeah, you--you said
to kill him.
346
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,342
Tyrannis: Not the case!
Kolax: And I did.
347
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:28,429
I am not a liar.
The kid held his breath.
348
00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:30,973
If anything, he's the liar
for pretending to be dead.
349
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:33,183
Tyrannis: I did not say
kill the orphan.
350
00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:35,019
I said get rid of the orphan,
351
00:14:35,062 --> 00:14:37,938
Which is not
the winning argument
352
00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:39,899
I think I thought it was.
353
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:41,275
Tina: I have a vase to paint.
354
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,028
Tyrannis: Great.
Why not just tell her
355
00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:45,446
I'm sexually frustrated, too?
356
00:14:45,489 --> 00:14:47,698
Orphan: She definitely
already knows.
357
00:14:52,246 --> 00:14:54,413
Shlub: Oh, that's the sad
kind of drinking.
358
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:57,708
Hate to see it.
So, what happened?
359
00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:00,210
Tyrannis: I blew it with
this girl. Why are you sad?
360
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,463
Shlub: I have a little
monster incident to deal with.
361
00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:04,340
Tyrannis: The one who did
all the murdering last night?
362
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,718
Shlub: I know, I know, and there
are no rampages during ice week.
363
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,429
I'll take care of it.
So, tell me about this girl.
364
00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:12,973
I can see you're
sexually frustrated.
365
00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:14,642
Tyrannis: But I'm not even
chewing ice right now.
366
00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:15,976
Shlub: What does ice
have to do with it?
367
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,102
Tyrannis: I don't know.
I don't
368
00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:18,520
Understand the connection.
369
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:19,897
I just want what
you and mom have.
370
00:15:19,941 --> 00:15:21,273
Shlub: Just be honest with her,
371
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:22,775
And I'll be honest with you.
372
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:25,736
You'll never have
what your mom and I have
373
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,906
Because we're very, very hot.
374
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,240
Stupendous: Maybe you're right.
375
00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:32,660
All that
bullcrap about ice week.
376
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:34,161
It's all bullcrap.
377
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:35,871
Hippocampus:
I didn't say that exactly.
378
00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:39,458
Hey, you seem pretty hung up
about the dance all of a sudden.
379
00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:41,377
Stupendous: Well, you know
about the snowflake gown.
380
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,170
Hippocampus: I was just
making that up.
381
00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:44,213
Stupendous:
Well, the gown is real,
382
00:15:44,256 --> 00:15:45,881
And it's exquisite.
383
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:47,508
It really hugs my curves.
384
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:50,094
Hippocampus: Ok, so,
you don't hate ice week.
385
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,553
Why didn't you just tell me?
386
00:15:51,597 --> 00:15:53,263
You didn't want me
to think you're a loser?
387
00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:55,557
Stupendous: Since when
do I care what you think?
388
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:58,143
Being a ruthless killing machine
can get a little lonely.
389
00:15:58,229 --> 00:16:00,229
Not a ton of people
want to hang out.
390
00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:02,773
Hippocampus: I never would have
purposely sabotaged ice week
391
00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,066
If I knew how you felt.
392
00:16:04,151 --> 00:16:05,234
Stupendous: Well, it turns out
ice week
393
00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:06,893
Really is stupid after all.
394
00:16:06,904 --> 00:16:08,487
-What do you mean?
-You know what they say:
395
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,239
When you tell the truth
during ice week,
396
00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:11,615
You get your ice wish.
397
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:12,658
Well, I wish we'd be there
398
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:13,826
In time for the ice dance,
399
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,494
And that's not gonna happen.
400
00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:17,329
Hippocampus: Hold on.
I think I have an idea.
401
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,499
This might not work.
And if it doesn't,
402
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:23,794
We're both gonna look like
idiots. And probably drown.
403
00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:26,213
Stupendous: Well, those two
things cancel each other out!
404
00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:27,506
Hippocampus: Do they?
[ice cracking]
405
00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:30,050
Hippocampus: Let's go!
406
00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:33,220
[panting]
407
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,682
Shlub: There you are.
Deliria: Having fun at last?
408
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:39,560
Shlub: No, I was having fun
before all this.
409
00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:42,730
If I had only remembered
when I first saw that ice
410
00:16:42,732 --> 00:16:44,606
That "you can only be so old
411
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,817
When you're smashing
solid gold."
412
00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,235
Deliria: That is what they say.
413
00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:49,278
Shlub: I'm sorry for ever
414
00:16:49,321 --> 00:16:51,113
Questioning how lucky I am.
415
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:52,990
Deliria: Well, it was
insane of me to find fault
416
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,241
In you being unhappy.
417
00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:56,118
You're allowed to be unhappy
418
00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:58,370
As long as you keep
giving me that slappy.
419
00:16:58,414 --> 00:17:00,330
Shlub: Another classic
expression.
420
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:02,207
[people gasp, scream]
opie: Shlub!
421
00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:04,043
There's a whole lotta
humans gathering.
422
00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:05,669
You want to see if anyone
can put up a real fight?
423
00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:08,047
Shlub: You know what, opie?
I know the perfect place
424
00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:10,382
For some good, old-fashioned
carnage. Come with me.
425
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,428
Opie: Oh, man, I'm so glad
you had a change of heart.
426
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,681
Who are we gonna kill? Oh,
maybe we take on the gods again.
427
00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:19,308
Oh! Your wife?
428
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:21,393
Shlub: The woman I treasure
more than life itself?
429
00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:23,312
Quite the escalation.
Opie: I know, right?
430
00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,856
What better way to choose death
than murdering someone you love?
431
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,691
Shlub: I know what you mean,
old pal.
432
00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:29,693
Let me just pick something up.
433
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:35,949
Opie: Wow. Respect, man.
That's hardcore.
434
00:17:35,993 --> 00:17:38,494
[coughing] you think
I made the wall?
435
00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:41,121
Shlub: Yes, buddy.
I think you did.
436
00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:43,624
Opie: Uhh!
[thud]
437
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,751
♪
[indistinct chatter]
438
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,256
Tyrannis: Ugh, what now?
Orphan: Listen, man,
439
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,133
I have to tell you something.
Tyrannis: Ok.
440
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,010
Orphan: I'm not an orphan.
I'm actually
441
00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:56,345
An apprentice butcher.
442
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:58,472
I'm 23 years old.
I was playing you.
443
00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,599
-But why?
-Let's not get judgy.
444
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:04,269
I just wanted 3 squares a day,
just like you wanted tina.
445
00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:06,188
By the way, she's also
a soulless monster
446
00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:07,439
Who uses children as props.
447
00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:09,817
Maybe you two are
made for each other.
448
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,276
Tyrannis: Made for each other?
449
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,362
♪
450
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,575
Hey. I'm surprised you came.
451
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,077
Tina: Why? I have to finish
my story.
452
00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:21,662
Tyrannis: I owe you
an explanation.
453
00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:23,247
I owe you the truth.
454
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,082
Tina: Is it that
you pretended that an orphan
455
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:26,458
You had recently tried
to get murdered
456
00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:28,085
Was your son
in order to win my trust?
457
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:29,253
Tyrannis: That's one truth.
458
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,004
But much like at this dance,
459
00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,506
There are layers.
460
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,050
Ok, so, the truth is,
I am sexually frustrated
461
00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:36,426
And I was keeping it a secret
from everyone.
462
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:38,011
Tina: No, you weren't.
Everyone knew.
463
00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,638
Tyrannis: Right. Ok.
How about this?
464
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:40,889
My fake orphan son
465
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,015
Isn't an orphan at all.
466
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:43,642
He's a weirdly young-looking
467
00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:46,019
Adult con man.
And a butcher's assistant.
468
00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:47,646
I don't know why
he has that job.
469
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,148
You'd think he could make
a decent living
470
00:18:49,191 --> 00:18:50,482
Just as a con man.
471
00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:53,026
Maybe he likes meat?
Or hates animals?
472
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,945
At any rate, he was playing me,
473
00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:56,738
Just like I was playing you.
474
00:18:56,782 --> 00:19:00,159
And perhaps you were playing...
475
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:02,202
No? Nothing you wanted to share?
476
00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:05,455
You know if you tell the truth
during ice week,
477
00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:06,623
You get an ice wish.
478
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:12,171
Tina: Well, while we're spewing
truths, chloe's not my daughter.
479
00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:13,714
She's just a kid I found
when I was drunk.
480
00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:15,465
And then I kept her around
because she was useful
481
00:19:15,509 --> 00:19:17,509
In getting my subjects
to lower their guards.
482
00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,595
But I gotta tell you,
she's getting on my nerves.
483
00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:21,305
You think you can
get your goon to drown her?
484
00:19:21,348 --> 00:19:23,056
[gasp] never mind.
Don't ask him.
485
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,100
That can be my ice wish.
486
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:32,232
Tyrannis: I think I'm in love.
Stupendous: We made it!
487
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:33,817
Tyrannis: Stupe, you look great!
488
00:19:33,861 --> 00:19:36,320
Stupendous: Thank you! Uhh!
489
00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:38,780
Oh, my gosh,
this ice is like water.
490
00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:44,536
People: Wow! Ooh!
491
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,205
♪
492
00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:48,498
Stupendous: Ohh!
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!
493
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:53,045
Yeah. Come on.
[stupendous and hippocampus
laugh]
494
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,213
Hippocampus: Whoo!
Deliria: It's what
495
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,505
He would have wanted.
496
00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:56,673
Shlub: Absolutely.
497
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,133
Just look at that smile.
498
00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:01,553
Tyrannis, voice-over: And that's
the thing about ice week.
499
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:02,930
It's just like life.
500
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:05,849
Everyone tells the truth.
Everyone lies.
501
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:08,769
There's real magic.
There's false magic.
502
00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:12,648
It's cold. It's wet.
And it ends.
503
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,723
[kids laughing]
tyrannis: Get back here, orphan!
504
00:20:57,945 --> 00:21:00,153
[explosions]
505
00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:06,076
Richard: Well, I guess
this is good-bye, then.
506
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,288
Julia: Uhh. Richard, wait.
You forgot something.
507
00:21:09,331 --> 00:21:11,290
Richard: Oh, right.
My shawl.
508
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,586
Both: [muffled speech]
[richard laughs]
509
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:18,547
Phil: Wow. I can't believe
all three of us
510
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:21,300
Were stuck that whole time
and now we're in love.
511
00:21:21,343 --> 00:21:22,592
Richard and julia:
[muffled speech]
512
00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,011
Man: Did you get any of that?
513
00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:27,514
Person: Bento.
[cheering]
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