Original subtitles

May God damn you Gürkan!

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My dear Altan, don't get into trouble.

Whatever happens to us is yours. Trouble is coming because of your reading, brother.

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What else could happen to us? Look how we are.

Oh, don't ever say that.

Now every day on TV What are we watching, friend?

So, his brother-in-law is moving towards his mother-in-law, He's jumping on his brother-in-law, etc.

-What is brother-in-law, what is in-laws? -Domestic Winter Olympics, bro.

My beautiful sister, now look at us. Never hanging from bridges like this,

Don't bother crucifying yourself like that.

You'd better remove these boards, stick it in our ass...

[Gürkan] ...relax too Let's relax too.

Well... My boards too You can put it in my brother.

Don't worry, guys.

Nizam Baba, your last wish He will gladly fulfill it.

Bro, I was just kidding.

Altan, stay serious, stay serious, stay serious.

[Gürkan] In the eyes of Nizam Baba Once we get in, it's over, bro.

No one can stop us now.

They support mostly from behind.

[Altan] Brother, now we look ahead like this. Saying he can't cut it or something

Don't get people excited for nothing, okay?

[Nizam Baba] "Are you dead or alive...

...or is it like Jesus, one of three?"

I love Neyzen very much.

Shares of such a story There are many deceased.

[Nizam Baba] But my favorite: "The beginning is dark, the end is dark...

...what good is this brightness to me now?"

I mean the head...

...birth.

-I mean the end, death. -Death. [laughing sound]

-[Nizam Baba] Now-- -Oh, I understand philosophy, daddy.

[Gürkan] I respect you, daddy. Dear Altan, he says:

He says don't worry about it.

-Carpe Diem says. -What can I say?

Oh brother, that's Carpe Diem. You know...

[Gürkan] says live according to your wishes, So did I explain?

[Gürkan makes strange noises]

Don't upset your sweet soul, he says, caress your eggplant! Right, daddy?

[Altan] Belt your rope with my dick account of the balls, huh?

Of course, if it happens, it will make water. Otherwise, dough juice.

-If so, by October... -[Altan and Gürkan] Even if it doesn't work, fuck you

-You say, right, daddy? -Just like us, brother!

-Just like us! -Just like you.

[Nizam Baba] Same! For you too The light is over. It's the end of the road.

Last daddy.

Lastly, my dear Altan?

-[Gürkan fearful exclamation] -[chainsaw sound]

[Gürkan and Altan shouting]

[stuttering] Brother... Please daddy, what is the need?

-Altan, come on, tell your sister. -What can I tell you?

What do you mean? What should I tell you?

Daddy, that's what I said. I said don't do it, I said don't do it.

[Gürkan] These guys I said dark men.

I said they would fuck us day and night.

-Didn't I tell you, Altan? -You didn't say that!

-How did I not say that? -And you didn't say so, he says.

You are lying! Ill mannered! My father is such a liar.

-Swear it. -I swear.

-Say, let the Quran crash. -May the Quran crash!

-Tell me to fuck your brother. -Fuck your brother.

-Brother, he says fuck it. -What are you saying?

[tearful] Daddy, I'm sad Do I know what I'm saying?

Let me love your eyes.

[crying sound]

-Brother, forgive me. -[sighing] Well done, brother.

Dear Altan, you know sometimes in the past something would be lost

-Uncle Nedim used to beat you all the time? -He used to beat me a lot.

I always played them, bro. Forgive your rights.

[tearful] Well done, brother.

You know, everything like that? I would make you order it,

-I would always lock your account. -You always locked onto me.

-Bless you. -Well done brother, what do you mean?

Dear Altan, there is one more thing. Even though you can forgive

I said I wouldn't leave without telling you.

You know, there was a girl You were so in love with her, bro.

I was going to make peace with you...

[tearful] So?

-So? -That's what I'm into, bro.

-Is halal meat possible? -I don't condone it! I don't condone it!

What I have forgiven before I'm taking it back too!

I was in love with that girl!

Look at you rude! How can you not forgive me, brother?

30 years for a piss bitch Are you selling your friend, the foot dies?

Speak truthfully about that girl!

If only my hands weren't tied

-I would shit in the middle of your mouth. -May God damn you Gürkan!

Don't be a troublemaker!

-Your mother Gürkan, your mother! -Your mother, Altan, your mother!

-[Strange sounds] -What a rude man you are!

-Actually, I am not giving you my rights. -[Nizam Baba] What the hell are you guys?

What kind of liver are you not worth a dime? you guys.

Brother, your kindness is truly You spoil us.

We are trying to be worthy, daddy.

There's a problem with saying daddy no, right? Thank you. [laughing]

I swear it's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

[Altan squeaks]

But one last chance.

Oh, I love last chances, bro.

[Nizam Baba] Good.

You will take my son out of prison.

Are we going to kidnap a man from prison, daddy?

Yes. Yes.

Everything is planned, you just You will do as you are told.

-[truck sound] -[Nizam Baba] No thinking.

[Gürkan] I'm already the last one I thought about it in the third grade of primary school...

[Nizam Baba] Well done, what was said you will. No thinking.

[Nizam Baba] No thinking.

Leaving it to these idiots Did we do it right, Nizam Baba?

Whatever happened to us, He came because we mixed them up.

Let the police go these two idiots Let Sıtkı follow you.

[car brake sound]

[laughter]

Upload.

Come on, jump bro.

[attendant] Come, come, come, come.

Come, come, come, come. Hop!

[laughing and whispering sound]

Only my brother, brother Cevat, when he saw us

Who knows how happy he will be?

If he doesn't jump on our neck as soon as we see him I don't know anything, Altan.

Exactly. Exactly.

Only Nizam Baba He has definitely welcomed us into the family now.

Otherwise, you wouldn't give us such an important job. My brother wouldn't give it to me.

Wow! It's me, daddy!

[Gürkan] Isn't it a shame, don't do anything.

Be smart, Altan, wave goodbye. Thank you, daddy.

-Sons of bitches! -[door closing sound]

-What are these, brother? -Don't play, bro.

Nice car, but let's find out.

-[hissing sound] -Look, he's doing something dirty.

What if they can't do it, dad? What if they can't kidnap brother Cevat?

Or even these two idiots Something he can do easily.

They'll just drive the truck and that's it.

OK, don't press the buttons.

Continue.

What's this?

-Don't do it bro, don't play with these. -What happened?

-[Answer shouting sound] -Stop! What are you doing?

[officer] The man is gone! Stop! What are you doing? Wait.

-[officer] Stop! -Why are you pressing a button you don't know?

-What happened? -What happened?

[officer] The man left.

-[officer] Stop! Stop! no it can't be! -[Altan shouts]

Amazingly it worked!

Altan, go Altan! guys to us Altan will sew the button!

-[shouting sound] -Stop what are you doing! Stop! The man is gone, stop!

Wait what are you doing? Where are you going? Hey!

[officer] Wait a minute! Stop! I can't be. No, stop!

Sıtkı.

I have a problem that...

Where was my Cevat?

[navigation beep]

These are Nizam Baba They are going to the wrong place.

-How? -[signal sound]

Now they stopped in an irrelevant place.

How did they stop?

Why don't they move?

What's going on Sıtki?

[gagging sounds]

-Death does not suit Cevat brother at all, Altan. -[gagging sound]

None.

[Underneath retching sounds]

Brother! That comes out of your mouth Brother Cevat's thumb?

Eliminate Cevat Bakır Altan, we are the people who got it right.

From now on no one He can't get ahead of us.

Do you have someone who can get ahead of us? I'll shit right in your mouth, Altan!

to the day I met you Damn it bro!

Now Nizam Baba will stitch us together.

We made your son squeal in the garbage truck!

Did I say that with the garbage truck? Brother, so that we can carry a man? Ha?

Is it my opinion, Altan?

-Why are you pressing the buttons? -Did I press it?

Didn't you play with the buttons like that? patter pitter patter? I told you not to play!

-Did I play? What are you saying? -You played!

Don't act on your own! Did I pay for your seeds, Altan?

Our thing?

He wished he had become a man too, and his son If only he had had her kidnapped like a man.

[dog barking]

Is that what you say?

Of course I say so.

[breathing sound]

-So what should we do now? -What should we do?

We will escape.

-So we can disappear? -Of course, let's get lost, bro.

What should we do, where should we go?

-You had a thing, your grandfather had a house. -Oh!

Let's go to my grandfather's house and disappear.

We'll run away for two or three weeks, No one calls us bro.

Then we'll look at our wave.

Let's run away then.

Dear Altan, people are alive Two things keep it going.

-[Gürkan] First is the right foot... -[Altan] Is the other one the left foot, Gürkan?

-[Gürkan]You are a very smart brother. -[Altan] Fuck you!

[Gürkan] Look, you're talking so much swearing...

-[Altan] I won't fuck one side of you now. -[Gürkan] Where do you think of these?

-[thunder sound] -[bird sound]

I'm hungry!

I'm hungry!

I'm hungry!

[thunder sound]

[High breath sounds]

Fuck your me type.

Whatever happened to us happened because of you.

[Gürkan moaning sounds]

[breathing sound]

[Gürkan moaning sounds]

[sounds of struggle]

Altan, let go!

Let go Gurkan!

Altan, even if you die, you will remember the dead You will love it bro!

I've been hungry for two months! Person Would he do this to his brother?

[sounds of struggle]

Count on the mistakes you have made for 30 years, Gürkan!

Ah... So you said goodbye?

Fuck! Since the day I met you There is no one left breathing in my family!

If I die, no one will read Fatiha behind me!

Let's say I got married, There are not two people to witness my wedding!

Can you be halal with an olive?

Oh you found the wife for the marriage so you think? Halal!

May God damn you Gürkan!

Don't be a troublemaker! on our own bad things will come.

Drop it! Drop it!

-Let go! -[Voices from lower throat]

-Leave! -[spitting sound]

[breathing sounds]

Oh!

It's worse for us What's next for us bro?

Nizam Baba's men It's looking for us everywhere.

Bastardize those who know our name They detained him and interrogated him.

He made my mother his wife...

...they sold my father to a pavilion in Aksaray.

[pavilion music]

We made very wrong decisions, brother.

Very wrong moves We were found, let me tell you.

We took on the greatest fathers, brother.

I mean, I don't know, it's like this in the Champions League.

We fell victim to our inexperience, brother.

Like this, like this to us... I don't know... Solid, meaty works like this are needed.

Something like this...

Such neighborhood usury I need something like this, bro.

-Neighborhood usury? -Yes.

Are you going to destroy his ass?

There is no money to buy olives, look at the fagot! He says let's do usury.

You are something amazing!

-Wow my ass! -[together] Huh?

You have no vision, son!

Fuck your vision of me.

-Don't talk, you visionless dog! -Don't talk!

-Genus! -[announcer] Famous Professor Osman Kabaoğlu,

He fell victim to phone scammers

Your terrorist organization accounts will immediately empty it into this account,

[announcer] Send 50 thousand Professor Kabaoğlu, who believes in fraudsters,

When you realize you've been scammed It was already too late

[announcer]Security is now everywhere on the phone Looking for scammers

Altan! I found it bro!

-What did you find, bro? -Our five-year development plan.

-We became rich, brother! -Is it war?

Give me your phone, do you have credit?

Oh my god, hungry dog. Here you go, take it, take it hungry dog.

Now we are 50, 60 years old, Come on, you didn't know, 70

80 come on, 90 years old at most I need someone with money.

-Who would it be, brother? -Should I call our grocery store?

-Is there a grocery store? -The grocery store is already dead.

-He died exactly. -Should I call his son?

Oh, wait!

Call my great aunt Fatma.

Altan, human aunt Is he cheating bro?

He cheats bro.

If you don't have money to buy olives He even defrauds his mother.

My blood ran cold. I got goosebumps.

Wow friend!

[laughing] It's so big You are a son of a bitch, bro.

Either you spoil me, You're embarrassing me, don't do this.

I love you more every day, brother.

-I also love you very much. Come on. -Tell me.

-0 591... -591...

-...257... -...57...

...45, 83.

-...83. -Come on, what's its name?

-Fatma. -Fatma.

Hello?

Hello. Hello, Auntie Fatma? Good day, I am Chief Inspector Kemal.

I'm calling from the commissary.

Your name has been involved in a terrorist organization.

[stuttering sound]

Hello? Wire mesh?

I say terrorism, he says wire mesh.

[screams] Oh terror, terror lady!

[screams] Terrorist organization! Terrorist organization!

If you don't pay 2000 liras, you're in trouble.

I'll let you in, where you are I'll pick it up from the ground and hold it by your neck!

Corn stand! At five in the evening, in front of the shopping mall!

Who got wet?

I say corn stand, he says who got wet?

Well, I got wet, you liked it very much.

-Gee! -Hello?

What does it say? What does it say?

He says I have a wave, like a banana. Mixing.

-Gee! -Hello? Auntie, will you come there?

[stutters] Are you coming? With 2000 lira. Composition.

-He says he will come. -Does he say he will come?

Okay, let's kiss bye bye. I kiss your hands.

Quick! I'll take you, be smart!

[shouts of joy]

-Okay, man! -Okay, of course, will he run away from his brother?

-Kiss me. -Oh fuck! You are my brother.

But how do we get out of here?

Nizam Baba's men It's looking for us everywhere.

Dear Altan, we will disguise ourselves. That job is mine.

-Ha! Ok! -Gee!

-Only... -In that case...

Look at this outfit of ours. We need to tidy it up a bit.

We look like horse thieves, brother.

Then I'm in that job too, bro. Mixing.

Really? Here you go. your figure

[conversations inaudible]

[conversations inaudible]

[animator voices]

[Gürkan] Meow!

Meow!

Did that sound come from you, mouse head?

It's me, did you bring the money?

Mr. Kemal Commissioner, my son, is it you?

My my... Shh! I'm on an undercover mission, keep quiet.

You give the money and the rest we will handle it.

Okay son, okay.

Oh, let me love your eyes, handle this job well

to prison after this age Don't let them drop me.

You don't fall. Come on, give me the money!

-Okay, go ahead. Go go go go. -Ok.

[laughing] Altan!

-Where did he get that money from? [gags] -Look at the bra, bro.

-Oh, send it! -[Gürkan laughs]

[cheerful voices]

[conversations inaudible]

[conversations inaudible]

[conversations inaudible]

[Gürkan] Daddy, you are our brother Cevat, sunscreen, swimsuit,

Prepare your towel for what.

The boat won't arrive until tomorrow evening You sail into the Mediterranean from right to right.

Altan...

Didn't I tell you that we would be rich?

[laughter]

-Brother, can we buy a car too? -What the hell is a car?

I'll buy you a plane!

We will travel by carriage, brother.

You take the mother, your daughter's hair I scan.

We will be brother-in-law, brother-in-law.

-Allah! You are great! -God is great, of course, my son.

Now let the money come, let the wives go.

This horniness will end, brother.

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

-Gürkan, I have very big fantasies. -Huh?

-Don't do it or what? -only brother.

Now look at my whole body I say I will put chocolate on

-all around me. -What is that? You stink.

Are you going to lick it, bro? If I smell, I smell to women.

Then I apply cream to my hair.

-Don't fall behind. -Everyone lick my head.

-[Altan laughs] -Well, of course, son. That's right.

My dear Altan, let's not stay idle. God does not like those who remain idle.

-Come on then paste it. -Call, call, call, call.

-Turn it over. -[Gürkan babbles]

It's ringing.

[Spider Man] Here, dad.

Here, my father.

Come here, take a look, brother. Share it, okay?

Here you go, go ahead and get it.

Here you go, daddy, here you go, brother.

Do we look? Brother, can you buy this?

Brother? What is this attitude? Take one.

Good for you. Take it, daddy, take it, daddy.

Here you go, daddy. Regards.

Try sponge, son, give one to your brother.

Buy it yourself. He doesn't hold his hand. Have a good day, have a good day.

Damn!

-Who are these? -[SpongeBob] They sent it from the company.

[Spider Man] My son, from the company Only the two of us will come.

[SpongeBob] Damn these Or pirate animators?

It's our right to put on a show and ask people Will they collect the money?

[angrily] Sponge!

I don't let anyone eat bread, Sponge!

Look, I'll blow your mind! Did you hear?

[SpongeBob] Let's figure it out, What feet are these?

Let's go. Follow.

[Gürkan] Okay, okay, come on.

[muffled voices]

-Assalamu alaikum. -Aleykum hello.

Brother, may God make your market a market.

-no? -Thank you, my brother.

-But we are waiting for someone now. -So?

You go and look over there. Make your move, no confusion.

-Come on, let me see. -Brother, who sent you here?

Nobody sent We came here on our own.

[sarcastically] Ah! So you're saying you're pirate animators?

Look brother, don't let any trouble arise. double from here.

Look, double from the edge.

[human voices]

-Gurkan? -What happens if we don't grow?

Spider shit.

Gürkan, what are you doing huh? What the hell are you doing?

-They will run away now, don't touch them. -It doesn't look like he'll ever run away.

-[hissing sound] -What's happening?

-What's happening? -Son, put your hand down!

-What is it, what are the movements? -Lower, lower the hand.

-What will happen? -Brother, lower your hand!

-What's happening? -Put your hand down.

[forcibly] Look, my insides are dirty!

-Ha? -[forced] Don't hold it Sponge!

Ha?

Brother if you let me I will stab this brother of mine.

-Would you allow it? -Oh, don't do it.

-Can you wait a second, brother? -I'll wait too, there's a lot of time.

[Altan] Oh my God!

-I'll fuck you. -They wanted it so much but it was no luck.

-[forced] Sponge, don't hold it! -Wait a second. Wait a second bro.

If you let me, I'll stab you.

-You couldn't open a pocket knife, give me this. -Here, brother.

-[spit sound] -Wait a second.

[moaning sound]

Oh! What the hell happened?

[moaning sounds]

-Sponge! Sponge! -I'll fuck you!

[shouting sounds]

[man] Come here!

To the classiest names in Istanbul We will have a party in the evening.

Don't let anything go wrong.

And to one of them...

...I'm thinking of having the table read.

I cannot tolerate the slightest setback, Just so you know.

All security is at its highest level, sir.

Unless the apocalypse comes, No one can spoil your enjoyment.

Beautiful.

Have you taken care of your aunt's glass work?

As you know, it will appear in front of people.

We got it done bro, it's okay.

Beautiful.

[sighing sound]

Oh!

Oh, by the way...

A Santa Claus, an animator or something find something

joke around and make people Let them excite and entertain.

Have a nice party.

[moaning sound]

I think my tooth fell out.

Brother Gürkan asked us why? He beat me, I didn't understand it at all.

Altan, they crucified us, They didn't flick,

your hand is from SpongeBob We got beaten bro.

[painfully] Oh, look, I got that SpongeBob. I would eat it one by one.

But is that Spider Man trained or what? Brother, he was a commando...

What is this man! He spat into my mouth, son of a dog!

I would eat that Spider Man too

Do you know that the spider is a blessed animal?

I didn't hit the bastard because I thought we would get hit.

What else will we be hit with?

I can't move my arm at all Isn't this broken?

Let me see... Oh, I move it, it's not broken.

It hurts so much, I swear. We attracted a lot of attention, Altan.

We've come to the point, brother. We came to the evil eye.

Yes, I mean.

Less noticeable from now on something needs to be done.

Something like a normal human child Let's do it bro.

Let's be Santa Claus, bro.

No one raises their hand out of respect for his age.

-Let's be Santa Claus. -I love Santa Claus.

I know you You love Santa Claus very much.

[yells] Well... I'm Chief Inspector Ahmet, Who are you? Who are you anyway?

Speech, your name to the terrorist organization I'm confused bro.

Providing money to a terrorist organization, We found your name.

2500 liras today You will bring it to the shopping mall.

To the shopping mall. I can't tell you because my tooth hurts.

Shopping mall, shopping mall.

The corn stand in the shopping mall You will bring it to you.

Do you understand? They are rude! I am a civil servant!

-Sir, sir? -How will I recognize you?

You will know me! Me Is there anyone who doesn't know?

I am a public servant! How and what will we wear?

Let it be Santa Claus. That's how he knows us. Father christmas...

I am Santa Claus. Father christmas I will come with my clothes.

[Gürkan] I will come with my friend.

You will ask Santa how are you? When I say ho ho ho you will give me the money.

Finished! That's it, our relationship can't go forward! Hang up!

[mumbles painfully]

He shot so badly, the bastard!

-[phone voice] -Ha?

OK connect.

Hello?

I am Financial Crimes Commissioner Fırat.

How?

[radio voice]

Beautiful.

At 17:00...

...at the shopping mall.

In his Santa suit.

Okay okay. you now Pretend you swallowed this trick.

Take the money and give it to the scammers.

We will do it red-handed anyway.

[woman] Okay, at 17:00 I will come with money.

Hello? Ishmael?

Come on, gather the guys. Come on, come on, quickly.

[conversations inaudible]

[conversations inaudible]

-[Altan breath sound] -Brother? How are my shoes?

Uf Yanancalı is my brother.

-I swear he's shooting. -Oh... I bought it from Paris.

[laughter] You are so beautiful You are a lying brother.

-[Gürkan laughs] -Don't laugh like that... Laugh ho ho.

-I bought it from the Paris market, son. -[laughing]

Say Allah!

We are Muslims too, brother!

-Fuck! -Son, look, stop it, it won't be a job.

-My dear Altan, I will stab him. -Oh, that's enough, leave it alone,

We keep getting beaten anyway I'll start with your knife.

-He's an artist. -That's right.

-Assalamu alaikum. -Come on.

Ugh!

You're welcome, brother, we don't want any trouble. ok thank you.

We stop right here.

Exactly bro, we are here, look. We will have our meeting and leave.

Please see, we'll go. So let's not fight, that's enough.

Oh no, you misunderstood me. I'm making deer animation now.

When I see you like this, brothers Noel, I said let me hang out with them.

-I think it's a great idea. -Oh brother, I'm asking you to go.

We're just hanging out, we're against the group.

[human voices]

[sniffling sound]

Son, are you sure we can find it here?

In these goddamn shopping malls They don't sell a single profit, volume.

Don't worry, we will find it.

[crowd noise]

-Hush look! -[Altan] Please, will you go?

My son is over there Red red assholes are standing.

[laughing sound]

-Don't do anything. -What won't I do?

-Is it our thing? -Look brother, just go. You're welcome

-Assalamu alaikum fellow countryman. -Aleykum hello.

-Do you have work tonight? -No bro.

No.

So when I say no my friend He did something to say no, why?

We'll have a party tonight, just like you We need silly types.

We are waiting for all three of you at this address.

-Oh no, brother, you misunderstood us. -This is 10000 lira in advance.

Do you need handcuffs, whips or anything? [spitting sound]

We can pour whipped cream or something. On top of each other.

Altan, look at the money. There's so much money in animating, bro.

-Let's do this from now on. -Exactly brother, halal earnings.

-It's my favorite. -Where are we going tonight?

Come on! Oh go away!

Oh bro, you also became a joker, Please go. What will we do with this?

-[Lower exclamation] -Oh my friend, I won't stay with you!

And when it comes to talking about deer, there is no one better than me!

-Are you funny? -Yes.

[Lower exclamation]

I'll give you 50 lira. Otherwise we say he died.

-[Gürkan exclamation] -We just say he died. Okay, come on, come on.

It's okay, 50 lira is fine for me. It is whatever you say.

-[Altan] Come on Gürkan. -He brings it and does it.

[Altan] Wow, wow, wow! Brother, look at the house, Look at the figure, it's collapsing!

What will happen to the reign of illicit money?

-Is it haram? -Forbidden, of course.

Oh brother, these are wife pimps. or a drug dealer.

-That's all, your brother knows these things. -Maybe he is an industrialist.

Diving into your life How many industrialists have you seen?

Ha? You jump into every shit, I'll put one for you and you'll see.

-Shall I beat this, Altan? -No tattoo, no tattoo.

-Should I hit this one? -Don't shoot, brother.

-Should I beat this a little? -Oh, don't tattoo.

-I will beat this Altan. -Don't tattoo.

-We are after our bread, brother. -The so-called industrialist lives in the residence

bro. Do you understand? Thieves But he lives in the villa so that it is easy for him to escape.

It's like you've seen a lot of villas and you know that, Damn you're talking.

Oh my ass! How many did you see?

My father was an industrialist, brother.

Your father was a beggar in Eminönü, after friday

-No? -That's how he was begging.

Your father is in the pavilion Are we saying anything is working?

-Speak truthfully about my father. -They made your father a wife.

-Speak correctly. -Aha, they're pumping.

Shh! What's going on guys?

-None. -Should we intervene?

-Astagfurullah. -No, no, we are doing something.

jokes we will make in the evening We are rehearsing.

-Exactly. -[laughing]

-Ho ho ho! -Santa claus heyo...

[singing voice]

[music and human voice]

Altan.

Inside that glass Russian revue girl, bro?

I hope so, brother.

[Altan] Because I I love Russian revue girls.

Me too, me too Altan.

-We landed on all fours, brother. -Oops!

-We will burn. -[man] Stop it!

She is Ms. Neslihan. Our boss's fiancee.

Oh!

[man] Not even a male fly touched his hand.

Bilal Bey is a person who attaches great importance to virginity.

-a human. -We too, we too.

That's why he hides himself in a glass jar.

One minute, one minute, one minute.

What if women in this country are not allowed to vote and be elected? My brother, his rights were given years ago.

Am I wrong?

I have something to give you here.

Let's give Altan 50 liras of this. Fuck you bro.

-Why are you interfering with everything? -Okay bro.

I'm so sorry bro. Honor comes first for us too.

Isn't it right, bro?

Exactly, we already have honor. We live for it, my brother.

-I'm proud of you, brother. -Thank you brother, what do you mean?

You have such an honorable job, It would be necessary to shed blood...

-I present you my card-- -Brother, I'll fuck you...

Let's not make it longer, friends.

Go and sit in that corner. Towards 12 at night You will take the stage.

-Come on! -We're in charge of the countdown, brother.

-Nineteen... -12, 11...

It does not start from -12. It starts from there. -[Gürkan] Since it's 12, logically

[Gürkan] It's like I counted like 14, 15.

Ladies and gentlemen...

This rare painting you see is world famous.

Made by four painters A very rare work.

Market cap at least $20 million.

-[surprised exclamations] -20 million?

But I'm a stuck businessman I bought it for 13 million dollars.

In the hands of those who are stuck You are the expert of the goods, Mr. Bilal.

Yes, I am the Hızır of the stuck.

The man with the money he took from me He can only pay his debts...

...if he wants to do business a few more valuable works

He has to bring it to me but at half price.

-[laughing sounds] -Take a good look at this table.

Maybe tomorrow night he will paint your wall. It may be embellishing.

[shouting sounds]

Oh oh oh oh!

Honey, honey to you What gift should I give you?

Oh, oh! Oh oh oh!

I will say something Where is the chimney of your house?

I don't know.

But I know where he is.

[laughter sound]

Get in line again, okay? Here you go.

[Gürkan oohing sounds]

-Happy birthday. -Come, come, come.

-Come, come. -Oh my little sparrow...

-Come. -Take these glasses.

-Oh, oh! -My sparrow!

-[laughing sounds] -[Gürkan] You, my little sparrow.

[Gürkan] What gift should I give you, my beautiful?

[Altan and Gürkan exclaim]

What the hell is going on here? What kind of slack is this?

Bro, animators are entertaining the nation, It's a New Year's party.

What are you saying son, don't bother me.

-[laughter sound] -They embrace the nation like that.

Look at me, all this I'll bring it in for New Year's Eve before anyone else.

Dude, that's what Santa Claus is all about, hugging.

Look at me, I'll hold you in my arms now.

-Fuck you! -[mouth chattering] Okay bro.

[laughing sound]

Come back to the queue again, okay? Here you go.

-Oh, oh, oh! -Happy birthday, sir.

-[man] Happy birthday! -[Gürkan shouting voice]

-Whoop! Whoops! Get up! -What happened, my Santa Claus?

-Get up! -What do you say, my dear Santa?

us after seventy Did you set your eyes on it, grandfather!

[Altan Santa Claus voice]

- Oh my God! -[laughing]

-Repentance, repentance, Lord. -[woman] Thank you.

What does it mean! Thank you What do you mean, please?

-My hands and feet are empty, Altan! -[laughing]

You're ejaculating too quickly, bro.

-It's not like that, the man sat on my lap. -Even from your uncle...

Ho ho!

-Come on guys, it's your turn. -Okay, brother.

[human voices]

Come on guys. We're counting down.

-From that to the back. -Ok.

Is it ok? We blow confetti.

After that, it was over and gone. Do you understand, horn?

-You will do it exactly like this, look. -Oh okay, we understand, God forbid.

-I'll beat him too, huh. -My dear Altan, don't do anything...

Come on, joyful! Jingle bells... Jingle bells...

[singing] Jingle, all the way!

[party music plays]

-Altan! It's time, come on! -Hey!

Really?

-Girls, give us a break. -Let me disperse.

-Come on. -Friends...

There is nothing left to enter the new year.

[Altan] Now we're counting down from ten!

-[Gürkan and Altan] Ready! -You go ahead and count.

Go over there.

Go! Come on!

[together] Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Fly.

Two.

One.

[yelling] Zero!

[silence]

[snoring sound]

[moaning sound]

[waking shout]

-[snoring sound] -[waking up shout]

Month!

[yelling sound]

[snoring sounds]

[sad exclamation]

[spitting sound]

[snoring sound]

[Gürkan makes strange noises]

[moaning sound]

[spitting sound]

Horned!

[Altan struggling] Your mother!

You fucked the painting, cuckold! What have you done?

Damn boy what the hell is this? What happened to the people?

Shut up and shut up! Do you want to die!

Come on, Gürkan, too! Let's wake up and get out of here!

Come out, come out!

[tipping sound]

-[falling sound] -Slow!

Slow!

[groaning]

Gurkan!

Gurkan!

-[Gürkan moaning sound] -Gurkan! Gurkan!

[kissing and moaning sound]

[party music plays]

[rewind effect]

[yelling sound]

-Altan! What did you do to your wife? -Ha?

What the hell did I do to the wife! We took the woman from under you!

Why is this happening, what are you testing us with?

I will return to prayer again, I swear.

Oh my God, who gives life to the egg! Don't keep us on the right path!

[together] Amen!

[commissioner] Damn you guys are real trouble You are a lightning rod!

Where the hell did I get involved with you?

Damn it's because of you Look, I can't burn my civil service.

Are you a police officer? Take us! Take us and arrest us! Buy these, buy them, buy them!

Stop! What the hell are you? You guys are awesome!

Leave these things alone.

We find a way from here Let's try to get away safely.

Come after me!

Damn child!

[breathing sounds]

Come on, come on!

[snoring and breathing sound]

[laughing sound]

[laughing sound]

Run away, Altan, run away. They will fuck us!

[Gürkan laughing sound]

This car has direct ignition, Gürkan.

You drive very well, my dear Altan.

I'm not driving.

I'm not going with you. Oh my God! See what you're up to.

If anything happens to me You don't know me, okay?

-Go! -Just go for a walk!

-Go! -[Gürkan] Fuck you!

[shambling] Fuck you!

Go ahead. Come on, go ahead. Damn!

-Go! -Go away!

Go!

Look at the bastard, it's like he's painting a painting We broke it bro.

But you pierced the woman, brother.

It's like they're getting more angry at him, Gürkan.

[laughs] Isn't there a wife for our brother Bilal?

[coughs]

-You say so? -Is it our thing?

[nose rubbing sound]

Let's go. [laughing sound]

[Altan] Gürkan, am I high?

Do I see these strips three by five?

-What's going on, am I normal? -Altan! Am I normal?

[slurring sound]

[Gürkan] Altan, houris brother who came down to earth.

[Altan] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

Girl! Look at the ass, the ass... You know, sautéed meat.

Girl! I have been a yoghurt maker for forty years. I have never seen such a bowl.

May our pip bless you both.

-Sarılı, what is your name? -From light.

-[together] From light! -From there and from here!

Both from there and from here!

-[Altan] Do the long one for me? -He says make it for me!

Girl! Wrapped! You made me tremble, you made me tremble!

[kiss sound]

What kind of feet are you, son!

Altan, am I seeing correctly, brother?

That's right bro, you see it right. What the hell is this!

You fucked the mountain and the stone, Are you staring at us?

Altan bass, Altan! Man Altan will make us his wife!

[breaking sound]

Guaranteed they will fuck us bro.

Do the long thing to me Who said it, which one of you were you?

My friend is crazy brother I'm sorry, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

I said, "Brother, this is Altan."

I said look at the wife and daughter of the world. I said let's not look. Let's not beat around the bush!

I said it would be a shame! Didn't I say that, Altan?

You didn't say it, brother, where did you say it?

[conversation] Didn't you say Because the houris came down to earth.

I swear I will make you tremble. You will shit bile for six months.

Damn...

[beating sounds]

We are from İzmir Narlıdere.

Scandal. Kids are funny, If you see something funny.

I was buying cigarettes from a black man, brother.

-Damn it poison. -[stutters] So there was no need for that much.

[forced] He'll deserve this much I didn't do anything.

It's a human treatment...

When I was a young girl, my sister Pelin I used pad after he told me. [laughs]

[slurring sound]

[Altan forcefully] This is a very confusing situation. There was no...

I didn't deserve this... So I lived with honor.

-No! -I am your regiment!

Ha!

[forcibly] There was no need...

[singing] Good health To you and me too.

[laughs] It's a scandal, I won't be able to look at it.

Altan! The table is ready, come.

-[dog barking] -[moaning sound]

[Altan] Brother, on New Year's Day Look at this situation we fell into. Ah!

[Gürkan] This is for us It was a divine warning, brother.

From now on, with my wife and daughter, I don't know what to do with it.

Don't call me girl and girl like that from now on,

So I'll stretch it and glue it.

From now on my brother My job is prayer, ablution, this, that, zakat.

[Gürkan] You have nothing to do with your wife or daughter,

-[Altan] No way. -[Gürkan] Zakat from now on, huh?

-I'll even go tomorrow and Friday. -Tomorrow is Sunday, Gürkan.

So what should we do, let's get used to it, Altan.

Besides, Imam Efendi also knows us.

According to us too So there are three or five prayers that we know.

Let me read the subhaneke.

Should I read Subhanake?

[muttering] Well, brother, I mean now. So please don't force me.

Somehow I too So I will eat the bread of the mosque.

[Altan laughs] As I get to know you I love you more.

You are such a religious merchant I'm my brother. Come!

[Gürkan laughs] Thank you, brother. I'm trying to be worthy of you.

There is only us We need to find this Hayati.

Come and see us on New Year's Day He said he will keep him alive, let's go to him.

-[dog barks] -Oh!

Hayati literally said that.

He said that Bağcılar's nights are different.

What does he mean?

Am.

He means vital moment.

-[Altan shout of joy] -[Gürkan laughs]

Only I love Hayati If I find it bro,

Let me tell you, I will break my oath immediately.

I am already what you instantly Let me eat those vows, do you understand?

[Gürkan laughing sound]

-Bağcılar girls... -[together] Stone stone stone stone!

-["Bağcılar's Daughters Taş" is playing] -♪ Stone stone stone ♪

♪ Altan has no girlfriend ♪

♪ Tlink, tink, tink ♪

[airplane sound]

Sir, those two Santa Clauses It looks like a disguised man's operation.

[man] The painting shows the person in the deer costume got into his horns.

Who are these clowns, huh? Who are they?

[man] Brother, we are investigating.

While running away from our guests They took someone's car.

[man] So it wouldn't be too hard to find.

[breathing sound]

It's not your fault, is it?

[spitting sound] You bastards! May God curse you.

I give you 12 hours.

These sons of bitches and their bosses If you don't find and bring it

I will destroy you, fuck you!

-Brother? -Ha?

What should we do with aunt?

[breathing sound]

It became dirty.

Take it to the summer palace.

He now spends his life with the concubines there.

You command, brother.

My son, we went to Kemal brother's pavilion last night.

Some wives came. Uruguayan, Panamanian. Ukraine Mukrayna is finished.

What do you like if the Uruguayan woman says?

He says, I studied at this school.

[Hayati] The woman has studied at the school of sex.

Dude, what did you read? What did you read, constipated?

He studied at the school of sex.

Is it a school of sex? Read!

I couldn't stand it. I jumped like laaak.

He said, civilization first.

When it comes to civilization, a little I retreated, I couldn't stand it.

Lack! I jumped again. He said, don't make love!

Foreplay!

I said, how will it happen? I said fine, make love.

Friend educates me, I am being trained.

[Vital] I'm making love.

The woman says, Hayati what are you doing?

There is no such thing! In bed I'm the showman you know!

Damn boy, I have a sex appeal on me, Your mind and faith stop.

Go to that woman, she is very good. The treatment is superb!

Thank you, pilgrim. Address of the pavilion You can write via Whatsapp.

Assalamu alaikum.

Go and say hello to me, Grab a refugee! [laughs]

Animal!

Do you see brother? The guy has made it big!

He stopped selling the snow, Looks like a gourmet foodie

recommends the place, So he is sharing his experiences.

Oh! Gürkan Gentlemen, Altan Gentlemen have arrived!

-What are you doing? -Okay, what are you doing?

I swear, God bless you, brother.

Everyone here is enlightened thanks to you.

The reward of your work is great. Brother, let me tell you.

Because you know, sexuality is taboo for us.

Look, Altan is still fucking himself.

I don't have a son. us too We send them to the pavilion,

We make him drink and drink and have his kidneys removed.

We are at our advantage from there. [laughs]

What are you saying? Look bro, this is very nice too.

I swear you are like a shoe store. There's every trick, damn it...

[they laugh]

As Hayati was talking this nonsense, my poop came.

Let me go to the bathroom, bro.

Get up and lift us up Let's change it, don't shit your pants.

[Vital] Go, go, my son.

[laughter sound]

-There you go! -Oh!

-Don't you seem to be pressing on me? -Okay, put your arm in.

-Okay, I'm inserting it. -Stick your arm!

-Okay, I'll take a minute. -Okay, insert it slowly.

-[Gürkan] Insert it slowly! -[Altan] Breathe out!

-[Gürkan] Okay, I give it like this. -[Altan] Oh my God!

[Altan] How else can I insert it? If your hand is full, put it in your mouth.

[Gürkan] Wait a minute, put this in my mouth. I will take it now.

[Gürkan] Bend down a little.

-How do I put this in? -Lean towards me.

-I'll put it in now. -Come on, put it in then.

Let me put this on you now.

-[Gürkan] Okay, you wait here. -[Altan] Bay.

-[Gürkan] Wait a minute! -Oh, you put it on my neck.

-Put this in your mouth. Speech. -[Altan babbles]

Is it dirty? Did you wash it? What did you do, put it in my mouth?

[conversations on top of each other] Put your arm in now. It hurt again, it hurt a lot.

-It hurt a lot, it hurt a lot. -Okay, come on. How can you not find your place?

There are so many holes, you can't find their place.

Hold this, hold this. I put it in my mouth.

-It's dirty. -Don't wear it. You put it in your mouth.

[Altan] Hold this so I can insert it Oh my God, a little bit.

[human voices]

Brother Ahmet, what's up? Your face is white.

Such lads Fuck your coffee.

[human voices]

Oh brother Arif, I swear! I don't have any Japanese left.

If so, would I make you a victim, brother?

Don't you know me? Give me a chance for a day or two.

Ok bro. Here you go. [laughs]

-Animal guy! He couldn't get enough, let me sell his mother. -Let the pear leak on the branch.

Band-Aid! How are you?

[laughter sound]

What's up, Kolpacı Gürkan? What wind brought you to Bağcılar, my son?

Neither wind nor wind, brother?

Come and see us on New Year's Day Didn't you say you would keep it alive?

Damn, today is January 1st! Is it New Year's Eve? Oh my God. [laughs]

Oh brother, we are watching our time. We forgot to install it

We're a little bit late. [laughs]

If you're going to keep it alive, keep it alive, you bastard!

I think this brother doesn't like us, huh. He's like Donald Trump, damn it.

Trump? God damn him!

The dollar rose because of him The market for Russian wives is empty.

Anyway, get up, you I'll give you a hell of a night!

-I swear? -I swear.

Altan, we will have enough of your wife, brother!

[Altan] Oops!

Come on.

-Nizam Baba, we found it. -What did you find?

Dad, we found those two bastards, Altan and Gürkan.

Come on, then let's go right away.

They made a scene in Bilal Özkök's villa.

Things got pretty messy.

Bilal Özkök gave the death order for both.

They also had a third partner.

[man] Fellik felik They are looking for Altan and Gürkan.

[mouth clucks]

Impossible.

Impossible.

[breathing] This is our revenge.

[angrily] Above all, above all We need to find those two bastards.

Madara to the world...

...We can't be indebted to Bilal.

[moaning sound]

Brother, I have been telling you since the morning.

These are two people named Gürkan and Altan.

I swear these phone scammers bro.

It has nothing to do with me, I don't understand why you are beating me, brother.

Tell the truth, son. What phone?

[yells] What the hell is this scam? Ha?

Brother, should we put the stake in? Or should we beat him with a hose?

This mountain gazelle...

...my 20 million painting...

...destroyed it with its horns.

[Bilal] Let him pay with his ass.

Dude, my ass is tiny. I even have a hard time shitting.

That painting thing was an accident, bro. Look, I swear.

Brother, beat me. Even kill me bro, Kill me, kill me brother.

-Brother, I have bad news. -Come, come...

Fuck the nurse who gave you the good news to your father.

Give me good news one day, my son.

[yells] What the hell? What's up, what happened?

Abi, Nizam Baba, Nizam Bakır, everywhere He was looking for those bastards.

What?

Nizam Baba?

[anxious breathing sound]

Those guys cleaned up Cevat Bakır.

Between him and Nizam Baba There was a blood feud.

What do you say, son? Come on... Who are these my son?

What kind of feet?

Santa mafia Are these like that, son?

[breathing sound]

Now we have two jobs. One is commercial, the other is honor.

It is necessary to hurry.

I give my honor to Nizam Baba I wouldn't let you say you had it cleaned.

Go find these guys for me!

-[shouting] Run! Don't stop! -Run, run!

I said run! Run son, hurry up!

Quick!

[fearful exclamations]

[tearful] Brother, don't do this.

It's going to hurt a lot, man!

[fearful exclamation] Don't do it, it will hurt so much...

My mother...

[fearful shout]

Welcome to the Champs Elysees Cafe, gentlemen.

-The only address for entertainment. -Thanks.

Enjoy! Drink coke, drink coke.

[laughter]

Look at me Hayati is inside There are wives and daughters, right?

-On fire! [laughs] -Oops!

Cunk to the woman's breast! Brother.

Stop being horny! Drink these.

-There is no profit for those who don't have wings. -Oops!

-What is this, brother? -Time machine.

We will drink tea without hesitation, you We love layers and layers.

Hayati said there is no profit for those who do not have wings.

-First knock, then bang! -Come on then!

-Tick! -Come on!

[Hayati shouts]

[disco music plays]

[excited voices]

Where did we end up, son?

Hayati, a concentration camp? Is this here bro?

Wait, girls haven't entered the market yet.

-Oh yeah? Good good good, right? -[music continues]

[Altan] I think it's not good.

It's like they fuck the good guys here I got an impression, Gürkan.

In fact, let's have our backs to the wall like this.

Altan, it really is a time machine We chose bro...

...look, it says welcome 2012.

[shouting sounds]

-Are we having fun, guys? -[shouts of approval]

-Are we horny? -[all shouting] Yes!

[Vital] Fuck you, son!

It's just 2012, that's why. [laughs]

Good, good, good, good!

[Altan] Gurkan Garanti Look, they're going to fuck us.

-Altan, have some trust in Hayati. -What should I trust in him?

I don't even trust the drink he gives me.

I don't even know if this is fake or real.

Let's not be blind, bro?

Altan, you have become very paranoid. You'll make me paranoid too.

Coke will flow like water tonight, gentlemen. This is the Champs-Elysees! [yells]

[shouting sounds]

Cola will flow like water!

[yelling sound]

Look at the type.

Altan, look at the woman!

Get in there, the girl is here, the girl is here!

[music continues]

They wrote girl on girls Brother so that they don't get involved.

Altan is in the girl's ass pocket There is a wallet bro!

[gagging sound]

Look, they stole her right breast!

[howling sound]

I'm Gürkan... Should we be friends?

Do you drink? Drink, drink.

-Are we having fun, guys? -[shouts of approval]

-We are having fun. -Drink coke, drink coke.

Pardon.

[music continues]

Get out!

Move over, bro!

Altan, let's keep the ranks close, brother. The child is like a tiger.

Exactly exactly. lavuk olive oil Like, it gets everywhere.

-Go ahead! -Move over, son!

[Gürkan bitter exclamation]

You stepped on my favorite finger! Go on, barzo!

Gürkan, shouldn't you have shot him, bro?

Dear Altan, these barzos He only understands this, don't get involved.

I don't know, we are in an environment we don't know. What about now or later?

Is Altan our thing, brother?

Can we be -Fuckbuddy bro? -[guard] Shh!

-What is that? What's going on? -What happened bro? Gee.

We are playing. Be a vital helper The friend says something.

Do you know the game? Should I play with you? There is this girl!

-Altan laughed. -Yes.

He will give, he will give! Guarantee!

Let me do it a little bit, Let me do a little bit.

Come on, do it a little. Shall we do it at the same time?

Come on one, two, three. Come on.

Brother, brother, we found the bastards!

-Where were they? -They were seen at a disco in Bağcılar.

Gather all the men, you're storming the place,

You take them and bring them to me. But don't kill him.

No normal death for those fags.

[Bilal shouts] No normal death for them son! No normal death!

[disco music plays]

-[man] Cut, cut, cut! -[music cuts]

Man, these bastards are the ones who beat me.

Aren't you ashamed, little boy? To beat, to curse our mother?

Who am I? I can't help it, Sabiye brother.

-This one hit. -What?

What what Altan?

I said bro. I said that the child of the world I said that one should not curse one's mother or woman.

I said mother is our sacred. I said don't do it.

Especially such a blessed brother of ours I told him not to curse his mother.

-Didn't I tell you, Altan? -You didn't say that!

-What are you saying, son? -What am I saying, Altan?

We need friends, jackals are everywhere.

You see two or three women over there, Your ass and head are playing separately.

Fuck your lies, Gürkan.

Stop!

[laughing] Honey, wait a minute, Friends are my guests...

[fall shout]

Look, I'll fuck myself!

-[Gürkan] Brother, brother, brother! -[fight sounds]

[Gürkan] Don't you have a God? Oh my God!

[sounds of fighting and shouting]

-Altan! Altan! -[Altan shouts]

We escaped from those guys for three rounds, bro.

People get more angry.

[tearful] What should we do, brother? guys fucked our mouth.

Brother, let's stop and let them beat us a little. Maybe his nerves will calm down.

[yells] Then you stop, Let them beat you.

Ok.

-Where is Hayati? - Hayati is dead.

-[shouting] Is he dead? -Sh!

So straight in the last place He was sleeping bro, don't get involved.

[tearful] May God damn you.

The person who knows you does not live five days.

-Don't get into trouble. -Don't talk.

[unintelligible speech]

Altan, what are we going to do, Altan?

Come here, I'll fuck you.

Fuck you! Fuck you!

Go ahead!

-Get in the back. -[engine starts]

[tearful] Men who take me down They did dodgeball, bro.

They hit each other.

The man says to me, dear Ayfer He says how beautiful your hair is.

Bro, I say bald. It's okay baby, Altan says you are more beautiful like this.

He said it right, but Gürkan, You are more beautiful this way.

[horn sound]

-Let me say oh my God! -No, not them.

[tearful] Altan, the man blew on my neck and He kissed my ear, bro!

[moaning sounds]

Who knows where these bastards are but doesn't tell them,

If anyone is hiding tonight Let death like the deaths.

[crying] Brother, brother, please don't do it, brother.

Brother, don't do it, please, brother. Don't do it bro, look.

Brother, I am an artist. I have a style, I'm here

I make art, I go out. I'm not doing anything else, bro.

I'm just making music, man.

-What kind of guy is this? -Brother, I am an artist.

-This is my style. DJ Apo. -What's that on your arm?

Tattoo bro. Ruined Prince.

My father had a company, it was destroyed.

What the hell is the prince?

I was like a prince in my father's house.

Look, I'm an artist. I'm leaving here.

Crazy parties every Monday We are doing it bro, please don't do it, please!

-I spit on such art. -[spitting sound]

-Mami beat this stylized. -Mami, don't do it, Mami! Oh Mami! [screams]

Continue beating them in turn.

[moaning and beating sound]

[yells] Brother! Brother! Brother!

-[man] Stop, stop! -Brother!

Damn you, come here.

Bro, if you want those guys I can find it and bring it to you.

To escape from here You're not making a fuss, are you?

No bro, what's the deal? I am human in my five daily prayers.

I went to Umrah eight times. God will strike the liar.

Give you 24 hours.

Go find those bastards and bring them to us.

They belong to our brother Bilal Let them leave it to your mercy.

At your command, brother.

Let's get his ID card. Let it remain with us as a guarantee.

If he doesn't come, you will cut off his seven dynasties.

Seven? [cries]

[Altan plane flying sound]

Damn, fuck your way!

Oh Hayati, welcome.

-Where have you been? -[door closes]

We were wondering about you too.

-Right, Altan? We wondered. -Exactly brother, can we not worry?

Fuck it! if you were wondering You would come and save me!

Now, dear Hayat, it happened like this.

I guess we're cursed, bro.

I swear. Our noses don't come out full of shit.

We are like minimum wage, Nobody can get along with us.

Exactly brother, we are cursed so badly.

I'll put your curse on you. They are assholes.

Now look, Hayati, it wasn't like that.

Now this Gur... [stutters]

What the hell happened to your forehead?

-Tattoo. -How?

The man beat his tattoos off, brother.

-[cries] They beat us very badly, brother. -We were beaten very badly.

[cries] Look at us like this Every part of me hurts.

[Gürkan unintelligible speech]

Altan, we shot technically.

[Vital] They hit ten.

20 shot.

But you must have hit two.

I shot one, bro. There is God above.

One? So I shot one.

-But I shot it well. -You say so?

The impression is that he has been beaten a lot. We may seem but

friends and the people around us like a peasant.

Wow, ten people, 15 people for one man Will my brother hit you?

Does it hit?

Dear Altan, as far as I understand They fucked this up so bad bro.

The head is gone.

[laughing sound]

You leave now, you leave this and that. There is a man named Bilal Özkök.

If I don't take you to him within 24 hours

They will include me in the group! Knock knock knock!

-Don't say it, brother! -Oh!

May God have mercy on you, May God forgive his negligence.

So far, you've been on the road with us No one saw him the next day.

Al Fatiha!

[they whisper a prayer]

[tearful whisper]

Subhanake...

[yawning sound]

Amine.

My God...

-[cries] What are we going to do? -Son, whatever you do, do it quickly.

Don't shout! I found!

-I found! -What did you find?

-Only He can save us. -Who?

[Gürkan] Who is our guardian angel Tell me Hayati?

[Hayati] What the hell an angel, the man is the devil, the devil.

The killing machine of the 60s.

[Altan] Is he still holding the crutches?

[Gürkan] You know, we are in mafia affairs Because we are experienced.

In order to understand the subject clearly I mean, bro.

[Vital] His name is enough to solve the issue. No need for weapons.

My father's friend. I hope he will remember us.

But we need to explain the issue very accurately. He doesn't like lies.

[Gürkan] What is a lie?

The more we tell lies He has never seen any living mortal, my brother.

[Hayati] Fuck you, armpa!

Wait, here are three rosaries. Let's get it so they can listen to us inside.

Oh brother, do you see? The child sells rosaries on a winter day.

Boy, how far are you going? Are you getting your pocket money?

-[hissing sound] -[Gürkan] Fuck your mother.

Repentance, brother, astaghfirullah.

Into his mother's waxing box It's like it fell. Look at the type.

Brother swallowed by a snake, Blessed is the snake speaking.

So he rebelled.

Among all the dwarves If this one came first, Altan,

I can't think of the second one.

No, if this is a human, what are you, brother?

-Actually, I am human, brother, what is this? -You are my darling.

-They fuck. -Who?

-You... -[dog barking]

They'll fuck you too, shiny.

-Brother, how much are the rosaries? -There is ten lira, there is 20 lira.

What do you need bro?

-Take off those shoes too. -Why?

Let's paint.

-Are you going to paint with what you have? -I will paint you with what I have.

Gürkan, Gürkan, give me 30 liras.

Give me 30 liras and we'll take off the shoes. We'll get it when it comes out.

[laughing sound]

Let it shine alone!

It will be brighter than your ass, don't worry.

Ages!

-Sir brother. -What happened?

The child from whom you received the identity card hasn't he called yet?

No, brother, the time we have given you has yet to expire. There are three hours left.

You're such a jerk, my son.

It's like the man who didn't pay the bill at the restaurant, You get your identity card.

I mean, what kind of mentality are you, huh?

Brother, that's the way it is in Bağcılar.

A man's identity card is gone, his honor is gone.

[loud laughter]

[knocking sound]

[laughter sound]

God damn you. Come, come.

[laughter sound]

You stupid idiot. Are you a public institution?

Half of Bağcılar is Syrian Which one has an identity card?

[falling sound]

Damn it. In whose hands am I left?

[clears throat]

[Gürkan] Altan, demo of hell These are brothers.

-They are all fiends. -[Altan] Oh brother, what kind of monster is it?

So he sold his field and They ate here in the pavilion.

[Eastern accent] And now, I have MAB in one hand...

...a keel in the hands of our friend...

Dear friend, we have entered into whatever God gave us.

[Hayati] Celal My father, my kirvem!

Don't you recognize little Hayati?

Oh, wow, son of a dog, wow!

Where the hell are you?

Oh my friend, this is my brother with his father We spent time in prison. We spent time in prison.

[Celal] He was a respectable man. We didn't drink too much tea.

My kirvem! My kirvem!

[laughs] Kirvem says, And I became a kirve.

They took a nap without seeing this.

His father said, "I have a son, I will have him circumcised.

Will you be kirve?"

[tearful] It's the day to show off your kirvet Celal, my father. That day, today.

Why are you crying? Hırbo!

We suffered a great wound. Celal, my father! Very big! [cries]

[echoic rosary sound]

And who are they?

[Celal] When did they become fathers?

My father did not give way, My son cannot eat bread in Istanbul.

-[together] Thank you! -Oh no, that's very true!

-Who is Bilal Özkök? -Who?

[Celal] Where did it come from?

-None. -Who has he shot so far?

-[Celal] Tell me who it is, let me see. -None.

[slurring sound]

If my father doesn't want it, he's in Istanbul. No one can shoot, son.

-[together] Thank you. -[stutters] Of course, of course. Thanks.

My brother.

Altan.

[echoic rosary sound]

I'll put it in the mafia's ass, bro.

While there is a lot of bravado. Look how they take care of it!

Exactly bro. Already bullying,

So it is a product of our soil.

What is it that we are Italian? Mafia mufia.

Shh!

[echoic rosary sound]

-What, they spoiled the girl? -Yes, that broke it.

Oh, they are young, they are young. Their blood flows fast.

Very true.

They ate shit.

-If my father wishes, the bloodshed will stop. -[together] Thank you.

Thank you, of course.

I swear from the middle of the book You are talking, uncle Haji.

What the hell?

We can't help but shoot people. Is there time left to go on pilgrimage?

Damn, I spent 42 years in prison. I shot 45 men.

45!

Well, sir, my brother is yours. So when the light sees your face

A completely pilgrim face, so Is it like a pilgrim?

-Yes. -He saw it like a face that came and went.

Well, I shot a man in 1970. My first man shot.

While I was shooting that man, that cuckold called Bilal, What color panties was he wearing?

[laughing sound]

If my father wants the man's underpants My son will turn it upside down and put it on like that.

-I'll skin the man! Like this. -[shouting] We'll peel off his skin!

-[together] Thank you. -Very true, very true.

Thank you, thank you, my father. How will we solve this?

What will he do and how?

-He will jump and go home. -So?

Allah's command of the Prophet He will want the girl with his words...

[surprised exclamation]

...will save their honor too. He will fulfill the customs.

[Celal] After that, he will make us kiss our hands.

Aha, make us like lions too! He will walk you to the door.

Oh!

Am I getting married?

After that, young people will get married.

Altan, I'm getting married bro. Wedding, pump until the morning!

[singing] Pump pump! Ayşe, Fatma, go crazy! Oh oh!

[singing]

Damn son, are you crazy? What pump?

Is this the fire station?

-Pump, pump. -Our regiment is always pump, daddy.

-[phone voice] -Brother, he is looking for staff.

Turn it on, turn it on, put it on speaker.

Hello?

[clears throat] My dear brother, my precious elder...

-...Hello how are you? -Stop shaving!

-Where are Altan and Gürkan? -Dear brother, I am at that exact point.

I wanted to disturb you. I hope tomorrow, God willing,

With Altan and Gürkan We will come to you.

We will also have an elder with us.

-Are you coming with your parents? -He can also be called our parent.

Hopefully tomorrow at 12 o'clock We are with you. Hopefully.

[laughs] From the hands of my brother Bilal I kiss you with respect.

I kiss, I kiss a lot. Many greetings. I hope so, thank you.

-Okay, at 12. -Thank you, thank you.

Look at me...

-...they shouldn't come with the police or anything, huh? -No bro, I don't think so.

The police are after them too. These guys are cheap scammers.

Damn! You give me cheap slaps You're saying you're an appetizer, huh?

Is my honor the dogs of the neighborhood? You say fucked, huh?

-[shouting sound] -[falling sound]

Look at the fagot.

[inaudible speech]

Oh Derya.

-Brother. -Huh?

[man] The staff have arrived.

Alone next to you There's one of the old bullies.

[thunder and rain]

-Who is it? -Celal Gökçen.

Celal Gökçen?

I've never heard the name before.

It's from the old days, bro. It's not that important anyway.

A word or two with you He wanted to speak.

[breathing sound]

Let's see.

Gentlemen, we're letting the men in.

We are waiting with our hands on the trigger.

If brother points out We harvest, okay?

My father, may God bless you. You saved us from a big trouble.

My nephew, I am your kirven.

The day will come when you too Celal, you will shoot people for your father.

Oh, that's it, we are competent, uncle Haci.

Which job bro?

I'm in the elimination business, bro.

[laughs] My Gürkan, you again But you're starting to talk nonsense.

My dear Altan, I ask you not to interfere.

Look at a very big place this time We got hooked bro.

Think a little bigger. You're welcome, brother.

-May God curse you. -Shh, don't cause trouble.

Shh. Stop it! Celal Baba's door wide son.

There is bread for everyone here.

Have you seen Altan, brother? Look, we've become bullies now.

Lonely young people, I'm the girl Wait here until you want it.

[Celal] When did I I sent you news

Jumping and coming to that brat called Bilal You will kiss his hand.

[man] Daddy...

[Sound of Altan and Gürkan fighting]

-[Altan] What about joining the mafia? -[Gürkan] What are you interfering with?

[Gürkan unintelligible speech]

-What bullying? -You will be a dog at my door.

Don't talk! Don't talk!

-Assalamu alaikum. -Ve aleykum salute. You are welcome.

You have a very nice house, huh? Sit back and smile.

-[Bilal] Here you go. -Thank you, thank you.

[echoic rosary sound]

Let's get to the reason for our visit.

[echoic rosary sound]

This one called Altan and Gürkan Our two young brothers came to me.

-[whisper voice] -[rosary voice]

What young people have done is an ignorant thing.

[rosary sound]

Brother, this is my ID. When will you give it?

We have a job at the land registry tomorrow morning, I need to go to him.

My brother-in-law has a place and we will take it.

What aren't young people doing these days?

Tell me, my dear Bilal, my brother.

[shrill voice]

[Celal echo] Tell me, What don't they do?

[echoic rosary sound]

Celal Baban...

[echo effect] Your father...

...forgive the young people...

[echo effect] You can...

...and for a good cause As a signature attack...

[echo voice]

[shrill voice]

...it came here, right to your feet.

-[rosary voice] -[shrill voice]

[echoed voices]

So God's command, the Prophet's--

[painful exclamation]

Only brother, can I say something?

-A huge burden has been lifted off our shoulders. -[rain sound]

Exactly, exactly.

-Shh! Damn! -Ha?

I wonder if Celal Baba told me too. Would a girl perform an operation to ask for a girl?

Arsehole! Put them down! Put it down!

Brother, brother, look, I am a pirate taxi driver.

I'm not one of them, bro.

[man] Look, this is my business card.

These took me here My brother brought it.

-[Celal shouting sounds] -[knocking sound]

Brother, if the girl has a sister

I promise I will make you take it too, We become brothers-in-law.

What kind of brother-in-law will I be to you and me, brother?

-Why? -What will I be with you for?

-What do you mean, what will I do? -Well, I won't.

-Don't you like me? -I don't like it, what should I like?

-Why were you doing this to the girl? -She will be my aunt from now on.

-She will now be your aunt. You're such a poser. -[Strange lowering voice]

[they make strange noises]

[yelling sound]

[Celal] Those who love their lives should run away.

Uncle Haji!

[shouting] Oh hell!

[spitting sound]

Come to me again Don't say let me come!

Dishonest son, dishonorable people!

[gun mechanical voice]

-Your friend... The subject... -[Gürkan strange voice]

Don't do anything, Gürkan...

Relax, put your hand down.

Don't let them get angry any more.

[inaudible speech]

[crying sound]

[Altan] Brother, brother, slow down!

[Gürkan] Good evening, brother. good tasks. My hand has been operated on.

[Gürkan and Altan] Brother, brother please. God damn you.

[Gürkan] Brother. Good evening, Regards, brother.

-[Gürkan] Good health, brother. -[Altan] He came out. It hurt so much.

-Good evening. -Brother, we came, we are here.

[yelling sound]

Brother, I said to that Celal pimp.

[Gürkan] He's on his own Come, my dear brother.

Who are we to Bilal Baba's wife? Who is looking askance at his daughter? Isn't it?

Stop it! your aunt's If you had thought about sullying your honor.

Who am I? I'm a virgin bro.

This Altan defiled your daughter.

-Right, Altan, tell me. -Yes, I didn't pollute it...

What do you mean, I polluted it? I haven't touched a girl's hand yet.

-Actually, I am a virgin! -Son, shut up!

-Oh Hayati, what's up? -Pu! May God damn you Gürkan!

[Vital networks]

Everybody gets what happens to them Brother knows it from me.

Friends, we are all alive We dream of the same things.

A quiet, happy life.

A peaceful family environment.

Friends we can trust.

A 40 meter boat.

Summer house on the Côte d'Azur.

A jacuzzi full of beautiful women.

[inaudible speech]

But you are not in my dreams.

Why?

-Who are you guys? -I'm Gurkan...

-Brother Altan... -Who are you?

[yelling] Huh?

Brother, this Altan fucked your daughter. I have nothing to do with the situation.

I didn't see it at all. I caught Altan and brought him, daddy.

-What are you saying? -What, what am I saying, dear Altan?

Shall we both die together, brother?

just let me Let me recite Fatiha behind you.

You die and I will recite Fatiha?

-You don't know Fatiha. -Why are we both dying?

-Why don't you die? -I will thrust it into your mouth like this,

-The blood comes out of your mouth like this. -[Altan is said]

[Altan] Shut up!

Bilal brother, my head He collected some blood and... [laughs]

...I brought the men too. now it's me What if you give me your ID and I go? [laughs]

-I fuck your identity! -[mechanical voice]

-[shouting sound] -[gunshot]

Pussy!

Now let's come to you. Enemies of rape!

Son, did you oil the guillotine well?

[crying cry]

These bastards' heads tear off at once.

Bilal brother, what is guillotine? Are we in the Middle Ages?

Are we the plague, if you love God?

Exactly, are we in the Middle Ages? You fuck us and we'll get even.

We can't get anywhere by killing people.

-[Altan] Fuck this, brother. -[Gürkan] Let them fuck you.

-[Altan] Tell them to fuck you. -What do you say, son?

Let me get your permission. Meet Altan, brother.

Brother, I think we have come to the end of the road, Forgive your rights. [laughs]

The end of the road is the day I met you, Gürkan.

It's a shame, but look at your feet. You're welcome, I won't forgive you.

Don't forgive me, what right do you have? There is something above me.

-How? -You ruined my life, damn it.

-Look, walking over there... -You ruined my life.

-[gunshots] -[man] Go to bed, go to bed!

Eaten by the avenger It's a must have meal, Bilal.

Let's get to our unfinished business.

[gunshots]

[gunshots]

Fuck your mother!

Ah!

-[gunshots] -Month!

[gunshots]

[fearful shout]

[gagging sound]

[gunshots]

[voices cut out]

Allah...

[crockery sound]

My mother has changed a lot.

My mother has changed a lot.

-My mother has changed a lot. -My father oh, my father oh.

My mother has changed a lot.

My mother has changed a lot.

I dropped a wife from last movie, The woman turned out to be crazy.

He says, you must come with your costume. The wife thinks we are Batman.

-We are Spider-Man. -So?

[Spider-Man] Well I'm gone, We got right to the point, my tree.

I turned my head for a while. I saw myself in the mirror.

God forgive us, we have Well, we don't get destroyed, huh?

This world also receives prayers from somewhere,

Otherwise, we have no place to sleep, I swear, look at you.

[SpongeBob] You're right, bro. So what happened next?

What happened next? But I was caught and stopped.

He is not playing. No click. I pull and pull but it doesn't come.

I pull and pull but it doesn't come. Well, I turned to an unlimited credit card.

-[SpongeBob] Oops! Look at the setback. -I looked.

Can't he also say wife? If you can't do it, pass, I'll teach you.

I was completely beside myself.

Look, I swear I resigned from manhood, resignation!

[SpongeBob] Get it read by someone who knows, brother, You came to attention.

Of course we came. Anyway...

Bread won't wait, let's go and work.

Come on. Give me your tea. You've already made a mess.