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[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins chirp]

[All cheering]

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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There! Right there. Do you see?

Uh, yeah.

It's a small... thing?

Hey, do you have any bigger chairs?

- Stools. - Huh?

They're stools, not chairs.

Well, can I have a bigger stool?

Jake! Stop interrupting!

Sorry.

Enhance!

- Huh? Hey! - Whoa, whoa, hey!

- Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Looks like a mushroom.

Is someone throwing mushrooms?

Yes, very good!

It is a mushroom, or a toadstool.

That's why you're sitting on stools.

- Oh. - Oh.

See? You guys got to trust me, okay?

I picked those stools for a reason.

Trust my process.

You can get up now.

[Back cracks]

My legs.

No. Nobody's throwing mushrooms.

I believe they're flying on their own.

That's where you two come in.

Okay, the flying mushroom came from that direction,

so I want you two to head that way until you find one...

A big one.

And I want you to capture it and bring it back.

- Why? - Huh?

- Why? - Trust my process.

Okay, but why, though?

Yeah, we're curious.

I want to ride it around instead of walking.

I think people will respect me more.

Hey! Hey, you, what's your name?

I'm Dirt Beer Guy.

What would you think if you saw me

on a giant, flying mushroom?

Boy, that'd really be somethin'.

See? Don't fail on this one, boys.

Don't you dare fail me.

Actually, I'm kind of glad

we're walking in this direction.

We never walk in this direction.

Hey, how long do you think

capturing a flying mushroom takes?

Well, we got to find one first.

Yeah, that too. How long?

Hmm.

An hour to capture, and if we don't find one by dinner,

we'll tell KOO to send out a banana guard patrol.

Tell who?

KOO.

- King of Ooo? - Yeah.

- [Laughs] - [Laughs]

Did you notice

he was wearing Princess Bubblegum's clothes?

Yeah, that was sort of cool, but, you know,

PB just left her kingdom to him and all her stuff,

so what's that about?

Hmm.

[Sniffing]

I smell mushrooms.

Yeah, good job, Jake!

Check it out... big enough for KOO's tiny heinie.

Yeah. The only thing, though, is it's not flying.

Hmm. Yeah.

I guess we can just sit here and wait for it to fly?

Canyon: ♪ I know you are looking for a sea ♪

- You hear that? - Yeah.

♪ That lies beyond your reach ♪

It's pretty.

♪ But I'm hoping my heart can stop you ♪

You want to go check it out?

Mm, yeah.

♪ I know you have places to go, I know that you want the sea ♪

♪ but I'm hoping my heart will grow ♪

♪ and that you'll come back to me ♪

Oh, geez.

Looks like some sort of old glob ritual.

We should sneak away.

We don't want to disturb.

- Finn? - Canyon?

- Canyon? - Jake!

Finn? I mean, Canyon?

Billy's ex! How are ya?

Sorry we interrupted your sacred ritual.

Oh, no, I was just procrastinating.

What are you guys doing?

We're on an official mission for the princess.

- Nothing! - Cool! That's really cool.

What are you doing, Canyon?

Oh, I'm using this dowsing rod

to find my family's lost sacred spring.

- Cool! - Whoa!

You guys want to help?

- Uh... - Yeah!

Wait, Jake, what about...

Dude, have you ever taken a sip from a sacred spring?

It's the boo boo best.

Plus, you know I've always wanted to learn

how to use a dowsing rod.

Mm, okay.

All right!

There you go.

Just hold it like you would a butterfly.

- You got it? - Yeah.

Whoa. It's going nuts!

- It works! - [Ping! Ping!]

King of Ooo: Finn? Jake? You boys there?

Uh, hey, what's up, KOO?

- What? - I mean, King of Ooo.

What's up? Princess King of Ooo.

What's up?

Just checking in on your progress.

Have you found a flying mushroom big enough to sit on?

Have you captured it?

- Uh... - Uh...

- Uh... - Uh...

- Uh... - Uh...

- Uh... - Uh...

Psst! Jake!

King of Ooo: What's going on?

Who's that saying "psst"?

Oh, look at that!

Yes. That's right.

Finn! Tame that wild beast.

I don't want it bucking me off now. Yes.

See you soon, boys.

[Laughter] That was dope!

That's who's running the Candy Kingdom now?

What a tool.

- Mm. - What's the matter, dude?

I don't know, man. We're disobeying royal orders.

Is that bad, maybe?

KOO probs will forget about this whole mushroom thing

in a day or two.

And if you don't like your job,

it might be time to find a new one.

Hmm.

Huh?

Whoa! What the...

It's some kind of mega-mush.

Ha! Cool!

Mega-mush! Mega-mush! Mega-mush!

Whoa. Calm down, buddy.

This is a fake mush. See?

Whoop!

Whoa!

In here!

What the donk, man?

Hmm. Those looked like spore-dispersing blasts.

I'd say a bunch of mushrooms

joined into a next-level flying super-organism.

They're gonna rule the school.

I'm just guessing, though,

but it sounds plausible, right?

What you think it tastes like?

[Blows raspberry] Tra-a-a-apped.

Maybe we can wait him out.

Hey, yeah! Maybe it's already gone!

Boop!

Looks like the co...

Yeah, no, he's still out there.

[Sighs]

I'm gonna go out there and talk to it.

Maybe it can be reasoned with.

This could just be a big mush-understanding.

[Laughs]

Hey, buddy.

Whoa, whoa. Times! I call times!

We're sorry about earlier. We goofed up.

There's no way our fake mushroom

could come close to your level of... beauty.

It's true. You're stunning.

Oh, glob, no!

U-uh... I mean...

I am an excellent source

of vitamin B, copper, and zinc!

Uh, congrats?

Yeek!

Hey, now!

That was poor sportsmans... Whoa!

Mid-joke? You monster.

If you combine me with yeast and ferment me,

I'll form a healthy tea called kombucha.

The health benefi... Aah!

[Battle cries] Yah!

[Panting]

- Shing! - Hyup!

Finn: Mushroom chop! Whoa! Ugh!

The health benefits of kombucha

have not been confirmed by scientific research.

We're learning a lot about mushrooms today.

Ugh. They're in my sinuses.

Yoink.

In fact, drinking kombucha has been linked in rare cases

to serious side effects.

[Gasps] Ugh.

[Coughing] That was dumb.

[All coughing]

Canyon, your dowsing rod!

Dude. The sacred spring.

Mushrooms are gentle.

To clean me, wipe me with a damp paper towel.

- [Grunts] - Whoa!

Hyaaaahhh!

Yahhhhh!

Canyon, you're so cool.

My chromophores can be used

to dye wool and other natural...

[Kaboom!]

Farewell, mega-mush.

May we meet again in your next incarnation.

[Laughs] Cute.

This was fun, Canyon.

[Laughs] Yep.

I found the sacred spring,

and we exterminated the flying mushroom infestation.

Mission complete.

[Laughs] Yeah. Oh. Hmm.

That wasn't actually our mission.

King of Ooo: All right, boys, let's see it.

Fair Princess of Ooo,

we were unable to procure a flying mushroom,

so instead, may we present an advanced mushroom pizza!

[Gasps]

It's not as you ordered, my liege...

But this pizza can probably fly if you believe hard enough.

Ooh! A delightful pizza-ah!

Well, then, you two are... fired!

- What?? - Whaaaaat?

You have defied the order of your princess.

Henceforth, you are banished from my royal guard.

We don't even like you...

Hup-hup-hup. Spare me your groveling.

You're fired. Shoo, shoo.

Ooh!

Hmm.

Hmmmm.

Yeeees!

I can feel it working!

Banana guards!

Hup, hup, hup, hup.

- Give me a push! - Yahhhh!

I'm flyyyy...

[Thud]

Eeeh. Wha...

[Gasps]

Uh. Uh, uh...?

Mama? [Coughs]

♪ Mama said there'd be days like this ♪

♪ There'd be days like this, mama said ♪

♪ Mama said, mama said ♪

♪ Mama said there'd be days like this ♪

♪ There'd be days like this, my mama said ♪

♪ Mama said, mama said ♪

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