Original subtitles

(DISTORTED) When I first took a deal

to become an undercover informant in a biker gang,

I did it to save my own skin.

But over the next three years, putting bad guys

away became my personal mission.

I saw it as a chance to make amends for my past mistakes,

but I paid a heavy price.

I'm Charles Falco, and this is my story.

[ominous music]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Before we go any further,

let's get one thing clear.

It's pronounced "Vah-gos," not "Vay-gos."

It comes from the Spanish word for vagabond.

Vagos Motorcycle Gang, they're five times bigger

than the Hell's Angels in California,

and they're that much more violent.

Yeah, that's deep enough.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): They're mixed up in all kinds

of organised crime.

So to keep a lid on things, the feds put an informant

in the gang, but things didn't go quite as planned.

There's one occupational hazard that all informants

face, getting found out.

[grunts]

[pants]

[muffled speech]

So, uh, which one of you gents wants to have the honour?

Let me do it, please.

SCHIZO: Ah, be my guest, prospect.

[muffled yelping]

Shut up, snitch!

Look into my eyes.

You see a real man in there?

[muffled speech]

Good, because it's the last thing you're ever going to see.

[muffled shouting]

[gun shot]

[pants]

Shit.

All right.

Fill it up.

[motorcycle engine running]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): So at that point,

the feds are down an informant, and now they need a new one.

[theme music]

[motorcycle engines running]

[rock music]

Why me?

I guess it's the price I had to pay for my past mistakes.

Trouble with me, I'm not very good at looking ahead.

Well, back in 2003, I thought I had it made--

big house, three cars, beautiful wife.

I'm making 100K a month cooking and dealing crystal meth.

[inhales]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): But you know how it goes.

You get a taste for these things, and you can't stop.

A meth high lasts for hours.

It makes you feel sharp at first.

It affects the neurotransmitters in the brain

that release dopamine, and dopamine is all about pleasure.

And, uh, I love to experience pleasure.

Yeah.

(SINGING) Come out, come out, wherever you are.

(SPOKEN) I know you're there.

There you are.

I gotcha.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): But before you know it,

it's got you.

CHARLIE FALCO: You see? You see?

You see? See?

Look at the black windows.

I see you.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): And the longer you go, the lower

you go.

CHARLIE FALCO: [inhales]

[exhales]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): You forget things, like the fact

that your wife walked out on you and your friends,

they are long gone.

[suspenseful music]

[helicopter flying overhead]

[toilet flushing]

Oh, man.

What a waste.

[mumbles]

FEDS: Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move!

[indistinct shouting]

[radio chatter]

[inhales]

Asthma, and you smoke crystal?

[sighs]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Back then, I just wanted

to stay out of jail.

They want names, I give them names.

But they're not impressed.

Not until I give them over my partner, Bernard.

He's a big fish.

Buys me time.

For the next six months, I have to piss in a vial

every few days.

Gets me clean for the first time in years.

I even quit steroids.

Looking back, that bust probably saved my life.

What's up, boss?

COP: Hands in the air!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): I keep cooperating, helping

bust mid-level dealers.

I start to realise I got a chance to make amends,

but I'm in limbo.

I know it can't last.

That's when I get a call from the San Bernardino Organised

Crime Unit, Samantha Kiles'.

Well, it doesn't look good.

You know, you're looking at a minimum 20 years.

Maybe I can help?

You ever heard of the Vagos?

The biker gang?

Sure.

SAMANTHA KILES: They're a big problem around these parts--

drug trafficking, murder, assaults, extortion.

We're trying to build a case against them.

And?

You think you could get inside?

You want me to join a biker gang?

You want to stay out of prison, right?

Look, lady, I know dealers, all right?

I don't know anything about bikers.

SAMANTHA KILES: You don't have to.

Look at it this way.

In many respects, you're the ideal candidate.

Most informants have to invent whole previous lives,

but you grew up in the Valley, right?

You know the streets.

You know the dealers.

And given your background, I'm sure you can figure it out.

[sighs] So what?

So do I get paid for this or--

SAMANTHA KILES: It doesn't work that way.

How you go about it is up to you.

All we ask is that you gather evidence for us.

And in return, we'll think about reducing your sentence.

You'll think about it?

SAMANTHA KILES: No promises.

What if I don't find any evidence?

SAMANTHA KILES: Then I guess you go to prison.

So where is this biker gang?

[ominous music]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): San Bernardino County,

the birthplace of American biker life--

Hell's Angels, Mongols, The Outlaws.

They have all left their tire tracks on the desert roads.

And so have the Vagos.

WOMAN 1 (ON TV): Well, you ain't cutting it, honey.

We are not making the bills.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): By now, I've

done my research on the gang.

They were formed back in '65 and are divided into 47 chapters.

WOMAN 1 (ON TV): --like 20 bucks a night.

That is nothing in today's world.

WOMAN 2 (ON TV): All I know is I do what I got to do because I

can make $200 a night.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): The chapter

that I'm going to try and infiltrate,

one of the most notorious of the lot.

The question is how to get close to them.

I don't even look like a biker.

Come on, man.

You know I was just this tweaker kid, right?

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): I rehearse my story.

I try to think of all the questions they'll ask.

Focus.

Finally saved my life.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): What would make me

someone they'd want to recruit?

A Vago saved my life.

I just want to buy 'em a beer to thank 'em.

Let's go.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): As a so-called one-percenter

motorcycle club, Vagos as notoriously violent,

and nowhere is more dangerous than their local bar, the Rat

Catcher.

As I walk to the door, I feel this huge adrenaline rush.

It's like the first time I did a deal.

But this, this isn't like any kind of deal I've ever done.

[metal music]

As I step into the Rat Catcher, the first thing

I notice besides the smell of rancid beer and stale piss

is the tension.

It's like a count down to the next fight, where

the real party starts, and there's

blood all over the floor.

CHARLIE FALCO: Excuse me.

Can I get a beer?

You looking for something?

Is that a leading question?

It depends on what you're looking for.

Just a friendly place to have a beer.

[scoffs] Well, that is about 20 miles west of here.

You do know where you are, right?

Sure.

Is there a problem?

See that guy over there?

That's my old man, Kid, vice president of the local Vagos.

He's wondering what you're doing in their bar.

You might want to take that as a polite invitation to leave.

Yeah, I might, or I might want to meet him.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): So now, I'm on.

What I say next I practice 1,000 times.

Now, it's showtime.

Do I know you?

Just want to buy you a beer.

Oh, yeah?

Want to tell me why?

Well, it's a long story.

Is there a short version?

Sure.

I wanted to thank a Vago.

For what?

Well, that's the long version.

[chuckles]

Why don't you sit down and try not to waste my time.

OK.

So back in the mid '90s, I'm in Vegas, and I'm tweaking.

I'm out of money.

And that, that caused me to do the most dumb-ass thing

I've ever done in my life.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): I'm staying at this hotel,

and there's this huge jewelry convention, stalls and booths

with, like, thousands and thousands of dollars

worth of gold and silver and diamonds.

And at the end of each day, they just pack up their stuff,

and they carry it up to their rooms.

And I'm thinking--

That's got to be like taking candy from a baby, right?

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): So I spot this old couple,

and I follow them on to the elevator.

I got it all planned.

I'm going to force them into their room, grab their stuff,

point the gun in their faces.

By the time they're done shitting their pants,

I'm long gone, right?

I didn't plan on that.

Sounds tough.

So did you get the hell out or what?

Well, I figured I'm screwed, right?

Do I run, or do I get what I came for?

So what did you do?

I'm the one with the gun, right?

Get him!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): They got cameras in the elevators,

so I take the stairs.

This is the genius part of the plan, OK?

I got two sets of clothes on.

They'll be looking for the guy that brought that couple, not

this guy.

So I hit the casino floor.

I'm walking out.

Heart's in my mouth.

I can see the exit.

I'm thinking, I did it.

I'm home free, baby.

Hey, stop right there!

Stop right there!

So--

I did a year for armed robbery.

That's federal.

Where'd you do your time?

Just in, uh, Lompoc.

[laughs] Lompoc.

That's my second home.

Oh, yeah?

Well, it was my first time.

Anyway, long setup, I know.

I'm sorry.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): So in prison,

I was just this tweaker kid.

I didn't know any of the rules.

I don't know what I did to piss this guy off,

but he decides he's going to kill me.

[clanging]

[shouting]

He's got a shiv, but out of nowhere comes this huge guy,

hauls him off and just starts kicking the shit out of him.

INMATE: Woo!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): But that guy,

he had a tattoo of a .22.

And then I found out later that it stood for the 22nd letter

of the alphabet.

V for Vago.

A Vago saved my life.

I promised myself, when I get out of jail,

I'm going to find a Vago, and I'm going to--

I'm going to thank him.

It took me a while, but--

DARKO: Did you get his name?

Hmm?

The Vago in Lompoc.

Did you get his name?

Nah, man.

I never got the chance, you know?

The deputies, they broke it up, and then they just transferred

him to a different unit.

What kind of piece were you carrying?

[laughs]

Oh, man. uh, just a cheap 9 millimeter.

You know, I traded this kid some rocks for it

back when I was cooking meth.

Want to know the funny part of the story?

It wasn't even loaded.

So you're a chef?

I was.

You still into that?

Nah, man.

I got too messed up, bro.

Nah, I just stick to weed now.

You know, I won't take up any more of your time.

Thank you.

What's your name?

It's Charlie.

Kid.

Darko, Stash, and my young old lady Red.

[laughs]

[ominous music]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Best bullshit's always half true.

True part of my story, the robbery.

Not proud of that.

The jail part?

I got probation instead of prison

because the gun wasn't even real.

And the Vago who saved my ass?

Word for word, one of the best lies I've ever told.

[motorcycle engines revving]

Yeah.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): By the end of the night,

I got myself some new friends.

VAGO: Let's ride.

DARKO: Nice story.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Like it or not,

those are the only friends I was going

to have until this whole thing was over.

A couple months into my infiltration, I have a routine.

I'm not getting paid to be undercover,

so I work at this garage all day.

[tv playing]

When I get home, I just want to sleep.

[phone vibrating]

Oh--

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): But that's

when the real job starts.

Most of the Vagos ride bikes.

Then there's Stash.

[screams]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): He's too wasted to ride anything.

- [laughs] - Come on, man.

Let's go.

Let's go.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): But since he's tight with the gang,

I become his chauffeur.

Yeah!

You ready to party tonight or what?

Yeah, man.

Of course.

Oh, oh.

God, I almost forgot.

[laughs] You know what that is?

That's a .44 magnum.

That's pretty sweet, right?

[imitates gun shots]

Yeah, where the hell did you get that?

What's it to you?

Nothing, man. I mean, whatever.

Just put it away.

I don't want to get pulled.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): I quickly learned

to be careful with the questions.

[laughter]

At this point, I'm friendly with some of the gang members,

but I'm no closer to becoming one of them.

That was all about to change.

CHARLIE FALCO: What's up, man?

Check out the IE.

CHARLIE FALCO: What's the problem?

Inland Empire.

A skinhead in our bar.

[suspenseful music]

[glass shattering]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): That was the first time

I witnessed a Vago stomping.

VAGO: Come on!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): He was lucky to get out of there,

but he didn't go quietly.

Tell the rest of your friends!

OK, whoa. Wait.

Hey! [crashing]

[screeching]

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

[groans]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): It's an unwritten rule,

you never touch a biker's bike, but I didn't know at that time.

RED: Did you catch him?

Nah, but I got his plate number.

We'll find him.

You touch my bike?

I was just making sure it's OK, man.

Somebody get the hang-around a beer.

[gun shots]

I was at the Rat Catcher last night.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Next day, I call Samantha Kiles.

So I'm a hang-around now.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Being made of hang-around

is the first step in becoming a Vago.

I'm in now, right?

OK.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Suddenly, there's

someone she wants me to meet.

You Mike Kozinski?

Yeah.

Falco?

CHARLIE FALCO: Yeah.

How you doing?

I'm all right.

You?

Have a seat.

They call me Koz.

- Koz. - Yeah.

Got it.

Can I get a coffee?

Now, Detective Kiles tells me you're

interested in some undercover work.

Yeah, sure, if it keeps me out of jail.

You clean, sober right now?

Uh-huh, eight months.

That's good.

You married?

No, not anymore.

KOZ: Girlfriend?

Nope.

KOZ: No ties.

How much you know about the Vagos?

Uh, well, I know a few of the guys.

Other than that, not much.

Kiles said you're a hang-around.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, what happens from here, one of the guys likes you,

wants to sponsor you.

You become a prospect.

It means you become their slave 24 hours a day,

seven days a week.

Your life's going to be pretty much over.

- I get it, man. - It's hard.

Just tell me what you need.

Well, what I need is for you to gather evidence--

times, dates, any kind of illegal transaction.

Now, if you're going to be of any use to me at all,

you need to get in deeper than just a hang-around.

CHARLIE FALCO: Well, they did invite me on this run.

Really?

Huh.

What's your ride?

What do you got out there?

CHARLIE FALCO: What do you mean?

Your bike.

What's your bike?

I drive.

Got a car.

Uh-huh.

OK.

You just fall behind in your Honda Accord?

Well, it's a Ford.

KOZ: It's a Ford, OK.

You know how to ride a motorcycle?

No.

You want to infiltrate a motorcycle gang, you don't know

how to ride motorcycle?

Do I have a choice in this?

What's this?

That's a probationary contract between you

and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.

CHARLIE FALCO: I thought you were DEA.

No, I'm a Special Agent with the ATF, but we're all in this

together, one way or another.

This basically is a lot of legal bullshit, but the essence of it

is that you agree to become a confidential informant,

and I'm your handler.

OK?

You're going to check in with me on a nightly basis.

You think of me as sort of a cross between your wife

and your mother.

[chuckles]

Now, the important part is the part

that says we stay your charges as long as you're working

for us.

You got a pen?

So how long is this thing going to run for?

Depends how long you last.

What do think's the most dangerous part about being

in a motorcycle gang?

I'd say, obviously, getting found out.

No, riding a motorcycle.

You might want to think about some lessons.

[car engine starting]

CHARLIE FALCO: You get paid for those?

That was fun.

[rock music]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): The biggest deal for every bike

gang is a bike run.

It's a road trip and party rolled into one.

Fire it up.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): And it usually

results in casualties.

[motorcycle engines revving]

Hey!

Hey, yeah!

Thank you, man.

Looks good.

[inaudible]

[laughs]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): This is the first time I lay eyes

on the chapter president, the boss.

Come on, [inaudible]!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Schizo.

Let's roll!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): If I'm

going to get inside this gang and stay out of jail,

Schizo's the man I need to get to.

[motorcycle engines revving]

[rock music]

On a run, every outlaw biker chapter rides

in strip formation.

Up front is the chapter's road captain, Lizard.

Next comes the president, Schizo.

Alongside him, the vice president, Kid.

Then sergeant at arms, Darko.

The rest of the chapter, they all fall behind in pairs.

At the back are what bikers call cages, the cars and trucks

good for hauling beer and prospects without bikes.

You know how long I've been a prospect?

Two years.

I've done enough shit to earn my patch 10 times over.

So why you not patched?

I can't afford the wheels.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Three hours later, we

arrive at our destination.

And that's when I discover that biker runs serve

another purpose, marking territory.

Hey.

What?

CHARLIE FALCO: Is that them there?

STASH: No, no, no, no.

Go on.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Lake Havasu in Arizona

marks the very edge of the Vagos patch.

Here.

Here, here, here, here.

This is it. (LAUGHING) Yes.

[shouting]

Yeah!

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

Yes!

VAGO: Eat it!

Hey, prospect!

Dance on one leg for me!

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): As a prospect,

Stash is forced to do anything that a full-patch gang

member wants.

Come on, man!

VAGO: Yeah.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): As a hang-around,

I just have to carry beers.

And we had glocks all over the table.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Puts me in the action, though.

And I hear things that could put people away for years.

Guy starts talking shit, so my brother picks one of them up,

shoots him right in the face.

Bam.

[laughs]

DARKO: Sit down.

Sit down.

I said sit down.

[groans]

You like to smoke, right?

You like to smoke?

Yeah, sure.

It's for you.

Go ahead. Toke up.

Take it.

So now then, this Vago in the story you told about Lompoc,

what was his name again?

I told you, man.

They transferred me before I caught his name.

I thought you said that they transferred him.

[ominous music]

Come on, man.

They transfer people all the time.

Wasn't this guy, was it?

This is Green.

Hang-around here has this story about some Vago saved his ass

in Lompoc in, what was it, '94, '95?

'94, mostly.

I was there from '93 to '97.

You two guys never saw each other?

No.

Lompoc's a big pen, all right?

I know it's a big pen.

I've been there.

You know what I don't buy about your story, hang-around?

I don't buy that a Vago would put his ass

on the line for some tweaker.

GREEN: You know what?

There was this Vago up on a weapons charge,

a pair 22 tatties.

One side or both?

On his neck.

Uh-huh.

Dude's name was Bongo.

Could be.

Well, we got Fresno guys here.

Maybe he's one of them.

Yeah, you want me to check?

I want you to check.

Yeah, you can try, but you're not going to find him.

Bongo's dead, man.

Get us some frickin' pretzels or something.

Just get out of here.

VAGO: Hey, prospect!

Did I say you could stop?

Let's go!

Come on!

[laughs]

[hollering]

[metal music]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): After five hours of playing waiter--

You got any more pretzels?

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): --I'm still no closer to Schizo.

VAGO: Woo!

VAGO: Yeah!

[laughter]

VAGO: Woo!

How are you doing?

Eh.

See that civilian down there?

Yeah, which one?

RED: Pretty one on the right.

I think she likes you.

OK.

Well, maybe when I get a second, I'll say hi.

Just so you know, girl she's kissing, Schizo's wife, Stella.

CHARLIE FALCO: And?

RED: I'm just saying, Charlie.

Do you want a patch?

There's an easier way in than being Darko's butler.

[laughter]

VAGO: Woo!

Woo-hoo.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): As the Vagos get drunker,

Stash's hazing gets ever more extreme.

Prospect?

Strip off.

[giggles]

Woo-hoo!

Keep going!

[laughs]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Meanwhile, I take Red's advice,

and I look for a chance to talk to the girl with Schizo's wife.

I'll be right back.

(SINGING) Huh, buh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

Woo!

(SINGING) Da, da, da, da, da.

Ba, da, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba!

VAGO: Woo!

Hey.

Hi.

You're friends with, um--

SUZANNA: Stella.

CHARLIE FALCO: Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]

I'm Suzanna.

CHARLIE FALCO: Charlie.

Can I-- Can I sit?

[groans]

VAGO: Woo!

Come to a lot of these things?

Nah.

Nah, it's my first run.

VAGO: Yeah!

[laughs]

Thought I liked to party, but these guys--

Yeah.

SUZANNA: It's not my usual scene.

Nah?

What about you and Stella?

SUZANNA: We're friends from high school,

and we just sort of hooked up again.

She's pretty full on.

Yeah, I'd say.

You don't look like a biker to me.

VAGOS: 7, 8--

No?

VAGOS: --9, 10, 11--

What do I look like?

VAGOS: --13, 14, 15--

More interesting.

VAGOS: --16, 17, 18, 19, 20--

Well, I'll take that.

VAGOS: --21, 22!

[cheering]

VAGO: Yeah, baby.

VAGO: 22!

You serious?

I forgot you don't have a bike.

VAGOS: Aw.

VAGO: It's a shame. It's a shame.

VAGO: Bummer.

VAGO: Shame.

Hey, it's a good thing we're giving you that one.

Five minutes to sew that patch on your cuts, boy.

VAGO: Yeah.

[laughter]

[cheering]

[rock music]

Woo!

You're working on your Master's?

Sort of.

Why'd you quit?

Uh, I broke up with some guy.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Later that night, I'm deep into it

with Suzanna when suddenly things go quiet.

It's like something out of a dream.

Why would a rival bike gang crash a bar full of Vagos?

And three's hardly an army.

But for bikers, it's all about showing you're not scared.

Sorry.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): With the Vagos,

maybe they should have been.

[rock music]

You made your point, man.

Let's get a beer.

[groans]

[sighs]

CHARLIE FALCO: [groans]

What are you smiling at?

I have no idea.

Next time, remind me to bring some aspirin.

Oh, yeah?

There's going to be a next time?

If you play your cards right.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you dating any of these other guys?

Why, are you jealous?

No, no.

I just don't want any enemies.

No claims on me yet.

Well, maybe I'll make one.

[laughs]

[phone vibrating]

[moaning]

Mm, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

CHARLIE FALCO: Hey. OK, OK.

Don't-- no, don't do that. - I've got it.

No, no, no, no, no.

[laughs]

[moans]

Oh, shit.

I got to go.

Where are you going?

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): The text is from Darko.

Do me a favour?

Just give me your number.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): I'm ordered to church.

We'll see.

[sighs]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): All outlaw

bike gangs hold weekly meetings they call church.

[motorcycles approaching]

But only full-patch gang members are allowed inside.

So why am I here?

I'd run if I were you.

What are you talking about?

You're screwed.

What do you mean?

Darko, something you did on the run to piss him off.

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

[snaps]

[suspenseful music]

SCHIZO: Get your ass up here.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Schizo.

I wanted to meet him.

What's going on?

Have a seat.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): Now, I'm not so sure.

So hang-around, we've been talking about you.

Tell me again why it was you came down here.

I told you, man.

I just want a change of scenery.

Yeah.

See, the problem is nobody here knows you.

So some of the guys have been wondering

if you are who you say you are, and I

need you to fill this out.

[sighs] What's this?

It's a background check, just to make sure you haven't

forgotten to tell us something.

Sure.

You got a pen?

You want me to fill it out now?

No, you can bring that back and 400 bucks to pay for it.

As you see, I got good news, and I got bad news for you.

Good news is Kid here has agreed to sponsor you as a prospect.

You see, but the bad news is Kid has agreed to sponsor you

as a prospect.

Now, you might think that's a promotion,

but, well, you'd be wrong.

As a prospect, your ass belongs to the Vagos, to this chapter.

You do everything a full patch tells you.

Full patch wants a beer, you go get him a beer.

Full patch calls you in the middle of the night

because he needs smokes, what are you going to do?

I go get him a pack of smokes.

Full patch tells you to fight?

I fight.

If I ask you to kill someone?

I kill someone.

If I call you up in the middle of the night,

tell you to come over and screw my old lady while I watch,

what are you going to do?

I'm going to ask you to reconsider that.

[chuckling]

Hey, if you want me to come over and screw your wife at 3:00

in the morning while you watch, I'm your man.

Come anywhere near my old lady,

cut your balls off, asshole.

[laughter]

It's a joke, dickweed.

If you survive being a prospect--

and God knows how long that could take--

you make it to full patch, there's only one thing

that I can guarantee you.

You're either going to wind up dead or in jail.

You good with that?

Yeah, I'm good with that.

SCHIZO: Kid?

What's this?

Prospect kit, genius--

needle and thread, condoms, painkillers, and tampons.

Tampons?

It's for plugging up bullet holes.

SCHIZO: Welcome on board.

Come here.

VAGO: Yeah!

Yeah!

Hey!

You ever make me look stupid, you're dead.

[cheering]

Let's party.

Yeah!

VAGO: Woo-hoo!

Yeah.

VAGO: Woo!

22!

[ominous music]

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): I'm one step closer

to the brotherhood and one step further from prison.

Get me a beer, prospect.

CHARLIE FALCO (VOICEOVER): But this thing?

It's just getting going.