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Brought into question

much of senator mcglory's past
dealings with the committee.

He accused the senator
of evading the main issues

and trivializing the campaign.

Councilor rocca's theme
is centered on family,

particularly senator mcglory's.

The other issues
which keep reappearing

concern the senator's
position on welfare cuts,

political funding
disclosure, health...

What have you got for me?

Marce.

Senator.

Hope you've got good news
for your favorite politician,

something to get us out of
our little... ahem... slump.

Hey, look, I'm on TV.

I don't think that's
going to be a problem.

No, I think I've made
myself very clear on that,

and the issue is clear,

and I think Mr. laren
knows it's clear

and so does the congressman.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
what the hell, huh?

I said take care of this.
When? A week ago!

Next time, you're fired.

Come on! We're trying to win
a goddamn election here.

Who's on the phone, marce?

That guy.

What guy?

You know, that guy.

Talks about that thing
we were going to do.

That thing for us.

Better not be a personal call.

How could it be a personal call?

I don't have a personal life.

Asshole.

Senator, hey.

Wait.

I look good, don't I?

Look, I got a great idea.

You have to trust me on this,
but you trust me, right?

No.

No? I don't know where
to go from there.

Yeah. I trust you.
I'm kidding. What is it?

Uh, forget the family values
thing, all right?

Rocca's digging
that particular trench

very, very deep.

I have a great idea

and The right person
to bring it off.

Marcy... Come on.

How's the hangover?

Hi, marce.

Hi.

You ever wanted
to go to Ireland?

No.
Wrong answer.

I think the word we're
looking for here is "yes."

Yes. Why?

We are going
to follow my destiny.

I don't know what that means.

Nick?

It means that you are going
to follow his destiny.

Excuse me?

Which way to board
air a-airwrong?

Aer arann?
Arann.

Just straight over there.

Thank you.

Oh, it's the little
baby planelette.

That's not good.

That's not good.

Careful!

Man:
There's yours.

Excuse me?

Right.

Do you have any idea how
i can get to ball-i-na-gra?

Ballinagra?
Ballinagra.

Ballinagra, that's right.

Personally, I would
try the bus out there

with "ballinagra"
written on the front.

But I'd hurry because
it's leaving right now.

Shit!

Run! Run!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Wait!

Marcy: Arrgh.

Oh, here she is.

Mrs. late!

Mrs. late,
i call her.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Man: And off we go,
ladies.

Ooh! Sorry!

Man: Come on, now, ladies.
Open up those lungs.

♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪

♪ the pipes, the pipes ♪

♪ are callin' ♪

♪ from Glen to Glen ♪

♪ and down
the mountainside ♪

♪ the sun is gone ♪

Come on. Cheer up.

Is that the beginning
of a smile I see?

I think it is.

Is that a little smile
on its way?

Oh, come on. Let your smile
come out to play, huh?

Huh?

Jesus Christ, Michael.

Grandma fucking clampett's
on the bus.

Man: Which is why we call it
"Trevor's hole."

Ah, yes,
Ireland, land of mystery,

land of stones, land of tears,

land of fish.

A land of shops
and places to go.

A land where
the voices of the dead

whistle through
the trees and the streets,

and the past reaches out
and touches your very soul.

There were some
quite attractive ones

on that bus, weren't there?

Watch that car.

Woman:
Watch the car.

Car! Watch the car!

Marcy: Uh, excuse me?

Excuse me, this is going
to sound a little odd,

but do men and women
have to travel separately

in Ireland?

What? No. It's
for the festival.

This is my third.

What festival?

Aah!

Aah!
Aah!

Aah!

Oh!
Is anyone hurt, ladies?

Get that door open!

Open it up. Come on.

Michael: Declan?

Declan?

Michael, you little bollocks!

Aah! Ohh!

What are you doing in there?

Aah! Unh!

Who in the hell ever gave you

a bus license, Michael?

You did.

Come on. Come on.
Pull it.

Careful!

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Ladies and gentlemen,
i am a matchmaker.

Now, not a maker of matches

which are the wooden kind
of matches

with the inflammable heads, no.

A maker of matches...

That are the human kind
of matches.

You know, where 2 people
hit it off together,

go away, and get married.

I can see where people
make the mistake

of going away
and getting married...

Oh, bollocks!

Start again. Start again.

Cheaper down the road.

Oh, hello.

Hi.

Do you mind just doing
the bar stock

till Declan comes?

He'll be a little
bit late. Thanks.

Joe, upstairs with
that ball. You know that.

Joe: Yeah.
All right, mum.

You've done them. Great.
Ok, so 3 and 4,

and just the first floor
upstairs.

Hello, Kelly's. Yes?

No! No! No!

No! No! No! Get...

you... you better run!

Yeah, please. Thanks.

Ugh. Urine.

Hello. Sorry
about the wait.

Got my hands full
during the festival.

Yes. Listen, I know
this is short notice,

but do you have
any rooms available?

Oh, no.

Anything at all?

No, not a thing.
Totally full.

You've got the brains of a rat.

You can think of nothing?

Totally full.

The other hotels...
Any vacancies?

Well, I know
the shoreham is full.

Bettina?
Yeah?

Has the maitland any rooms?

No. No,
i don't think so.

It's mad busy with the festival.

I understand that,
but I'm in a bind.

If you don't mind
something a little bijou,

i might have one.

I love bijou. Bijou
is excellent for me.

Bijou.

Oh, sorry.

I hate these awkward silences.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't know there
was anybody in here.

I thought this was my bathroom.

- This is My bathroom.
- This is my Bathroom.

Yeah, sure.
Yeah, it is.

I mean, you're welcome
to join me if you like.

Oh, in your dreams, paddy.

Do you know how long
you're going to be in here?

Oh, come on.
We're not all paddies.

You're right.

I'm sorry. It was very
insensitive of me.

What is your name?

Sean's me name.

Sean, I've had a really,
really bad day,

so if you could give me
a ballpark estimate

on how long you're
going to be in there,

I'd really appreciate it.

I'd say I'll be
5 minutes, I'd say,

and then the dog,
and then yourself.

It's your dog.

Did he learn that
little trick from you?

You mean...

you didn't piss on
her luggage, did you?

Did you piss on her luggage?

Huh?

You pissed on
her luggage? You did?

Yes.

Hello. I need
to dial out to Boston

from the smallest
fucking room in the world!

Hello?

Hello?

Yeah?

Hello? It's Marcy.

Yeah.
It's Marcy.

Hey, marce! How you
doing over there?

Yeah?

How are my people doing?

Your people?

Yeah. The Irish,
you know.

The Irish.

Ah, yes. They speak
of you all the time.

What the fuck are you
telling me?

You're fucking telling me

it's already in
the fucking papers?!

How's things going over there?

Fuck you!
Aah!

Everyone's a hundred
percent behind me.

You know, it's going
to take me a day or two

to sort things out over here.

I'll tell you something.
To be honest, Marcy,

this little trip you're
taking, it turns out

it may be a little
more important

than we originally thought.

I've gotta go.

Actually, it may
turn out to be crucial.

Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.

I think we're
in the toilet here.

We're counting on you.

We're fucking counting on you.

Ow.

Aah! Don't! Eww!

God!

Don't get up.

Come on.

Matchmaking...

How is it done?

Ohh, that would be telling you.

But once it's happening,
you know it's happening.

Out of nothing,

i create the perfect match.

A match made in heaven!

And the figures prove it!
Now, hold on a second.

As you can see here,

the perfectly happy couples,
represented by the green line,

just shoot off the scale...

Where the acrimonious
divorced couples,

represented by the orange line,
are relatively low.

Now, here we have
the relationships pie.

Love, having a laugh,
eating, and sex.

Paddy! What
are you doing here?

This is my room.

Why were you in my bathroom?

Because I like
your bathroom better.

So why don't you
just stay in that room?

The room's too small.

It is, isn't it?

Listen, I'm not
a prude, I swear.

It's just that
I'm so jet-lagged,

and I just want to go to sleep.

Excuse me?

There's a really loud
banging noise

coming out of your room

and going right into my room.

Oh, right. I was
just rubbing Murphy.

His stomach.
I was just... his stomach.

Oh! Oh! I see.

I thought that, you know...

you thought...

yeah.
Ha ha ha!

If you don't mind.

Ohh.

Wow. He must really
like that dog.

You little slut.

I'm sorry?

I said good morning.

Oh. Good morning.

I've got the very girl for you.

Ah, good man.

Good morning.

Joe, off the phone and tidy up.

Bettina? Will you
start downstairs

and work your way up?

I have to go to the hospital

to get that husband of mine.

What happened?

Fell off the bus yesterday.

Broke his leg.

Anything to get out of work.

How's your room?

It is certainly bijou, isn't it?

Declan, what are you doing here?

I was just going to meet you.

Oh, I couldn't stay in
that kip of a hospital

another second.

Well, watch it.
Sean, will you help him?

I will.

Sean! Sean! Sean!

Declan, all right.
It was just a joke.

Declan, there's guests.
Come upstairs.

You sort it out later.

Fill that out quick as you like,

and we'll see what
we can do for you.

All these fecking questions?

I'm just looking
for a ride, dermot!

I'm not trying to join

the u.N. Fecking
peacekeeping force!

Right. Marriage is
a lifelong commitment.

Tony there,
you'd never think it,

but he used to be
quite the ladies' man.

The mammy just died.

Left him a lovely little
farm near limerick.

The good news is he's single.

What do you think?

You want to take him
for a test drive?

No.

No. No, well,
maybe not Tony.

I got lots of clients.
A lot of them around your age.

Oh, you will slay them.

I'll even charge you
the widow rate.

I'm that confident.

I don't mean to be rude,
but who are you?

Tony: "What is
your favorite color?"

Dermot, what kind
of shite is this?

Dermot o'brien.
I'm the local matchmaker.

There is a small fee involved.

I don't have a favorite color!

Jesus! Who has
a favorite color?!

Tony, calm down.

I'll tell you me favorite color!

Bollocks! That's
me favorite color!

Excuse me.

Tony, a lot of people
have favorite colors.

What's your favorite color?

I don't have a fecking
favorite color!

I see you met dermot then.

Yes, I did.

You pay a little
bit more for dermot

'cause he throws in
a half-price turbo suntan.

Course, he owns
the turbo suntan.

Listen, you don't look
like you're desperate

to meet Mr. right.

Is there anything
i can help you with?

Yes, there is, actually.

I am trying to trace

the genealogy of a friend.

You know, find relatives,

things of that nature.

Do you know where
i could do that?

Well, you could try
the souvenir shop.

Hurry up, you two.
Come on.

Good morning.

Hi. How are you?

I'm not sure I'm in
the right place.

You're from America, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

I'm trying to trace...

what part?
Boston.

I knew it!
Ha ha! Yeah.

I'm trying to trace

the family of a man
named John mcglory.

Ah, yeah. Follow me.

Ah, now, you've come
to the right place,

all right.

This way. See?

Ah, yes!

Right.

Well, how many do you want?

Oh, gosh, all of them.

The family moved
to Boston from this area

some years back.

The mcglorys?

Right. And I cannot
emphasize this enough,

expediency is key. I need
this information quickly.

Okey-dokey.

Now, I think we've
established a rapport,

and I do value your company,

so I hope you
won't be offended now

if I bring up that
awful subject...

The fee.

Of course.

Oh, a vulgar, vulgar business.

Nice doing business with you.

Thank you. Bye-bye.

Bye.

A lot of things go into making
the perfect relationship,

but all these things
come under the one banner

of spiritual compatibility.

A beautiful thing

that follows no set rules
or criteria.

But you can rest assured
of one thing...

your chances are greater

if you have
a gorgeous turbo suntan.

Before...

And after.

Morning.

Tony, you look fabulous.

No, seriously.

Michael, normally,
I'd slap you silly

for putting Tony under the lamp

for a record-breaking
45 minutes,

but the results
speak for themselves.

Excuse me?

Hi.

Eh, yes?
How can I help?

I need a favor.

Get him into the shower

before he peels
all over the floor.

I think I know
what you're here for.

Honestly, no offense,

but I do not want
to get married.

Why not? It's the most
natural thing in the world.

You're not married.
I don't see a ring.

Well, no. It's not
a natural thing for me,

i have to say.

I'm too busy sorting it out

for everybody else.

Anyway, that's not what I want.

If I was a nice-looking
American woman

like yourself...

Thanks.

I'd be dying to get married.

I'd be up the walls.
I'd be mad for it.

It's not natural for me,
either. Believe me.

Hey, what about this place?

Bad place. A bad woman
lives there.

It looks perfect.

False fecking advertising.

Woman:
Hey! Hey! Out! Out!

Private property!
Come on, out!

Will you catch
yourself on, Millie?

This is my bar.

The management
reserves the right

to refuse admission
to old farts,

and you have the right
to a kick in the ass

if you don't get
out of here quick.

Eloquently put.

How about this,
then? Fuck off.

If you want a real
matchmaker, love,

call me.

Stick it up your ass.

Stick it up your own ass.

Stick it up your ass.

Usually the banter's
a bit wittier.

Must be the hormones.

Don't be shy, love.

I matchmade her.

She'll be married tomorrow.

Can I make an announcement?

Certainly.

Everyone pay attention!

Our American guest

would like to make
an announcement.

Thank you. Hello!

Firstly, let me just say

it's wonderful
to be here in Ireland.

I'm from America...

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

I am representing
an American senator

who is searching
for his Irish ancestors

who resided here in ballinagra

approximately 3 generations ago.

So, looking up
the senator's roots.

There must be
an election coming up.

He just wants
to find his ancestors.

His ancestors?

Do you mean like

all those other
American politicians

who come over

trying to secure the Irish vote?

Those ancestors?

Cynical!

Can't a senator find his family

without it being
politically motivated?

Nope.

Maybe his ancestors
were leprechauns.

Now, that would be good,
wouldn't it?

How you doing?

That would get
the leprechaun vote.

They can't vote.

Too small. Can't reach
the ballot box.

Maybe he could be there.
Give them a hand.

Lift them up.

Seeing he has so much
Irish blood and all.

Yeah. Did you
want something?

No?

Bye.

Ladies and gentlemen,

if I could have
your attention, please.

We've got this
lovely little lady

here from America

who'd like to have a few words.

Now, give her a big hand

because she needs
a lot of encouragement.

Here she is now.
Isn't she lovely?

And I'm sure we all wish her

the best of luck
in finding a husband.

Hooray!

Thank you. Hi!

My name is Marcy,

and I'm representing
an American senator,

an important man...

Thanks. Hi!

♪ I'm representing
an American senator ♪

♪ an important man ♪

♪ a future
American president ♪

Who's in search
of his Irish ancestors

who resided in ballinagra

approximately 3 generations ago

and moved to Boston.

"If you know of the mcglorys,

"would you please
be at Kelly's hotel

"at 4 P.M. today.

Thank you."
Ha ha ha!

♪ Great setting,
it is urgent ♪

♪ at 4 P.M.,
Kelly's today ♪

Don't forget. 4 P.M.

Thank you.
The matter is urgent.

Well done.
Didn't she do well?

Didn't she?
Wasn't that lovely?

What a lovely little lady,
and a lovely speaking voice.

Well done. Hooray!

Remember, 4:00 today,
Kelly's. Thank you.

You see, the rich
American women,

they love the long langers.

Hi. Good turnout.

Great turnout!

Funny how it's all men, though.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.

Good afternoon.
Thank you for coming.

But if anyone is here
just to propose to me,

you should leave now,
because this has nothing to do

with the matchmaking festival.

Um...

Did you say that anyone
who wants to propose

should stay here?

No. I said everyone
who wants to propose

should leave now.

Hard luck, Jimmy.

Ah, worth a go.

Cheers.

That's it, Jimmy.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Sean. Sean. Come here.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha...

You know what? Your laughter
is really irritating me.

Ha ha ha!

I'm sorry. You're funny.

You think?
Yeah.

I have a really funny idea.

Why don't you take one of
those bottles back there...

I can't tonight.
I'm busy.

O'Connor:
Sorry. Closed.

Hi! It's me! How are we
doing on my friend?

Your friend?

Senator mcglory.

Oh, right!

I'm afraid no luck there now.

It'll be a few weeks
now, to be honest.

No! A few weeks,
that's too long.

Listen, I'm sorry about
the wait and everything,

but with the festival
and everything...

Well, I mean, things
have been very busy.

Try again when you've got the...

When you've got the...

Tomorrow morning.

Thank you.

Senator mcglory!

Yes, yes, I hate you all.

When I'm president,
I'll have you all killed.

What are you guys
laughing at? Hello?

Nick, hey, it's Marcy.

How's rocca doing over there?

He's on the front page
of the herald.

Apparently he had an affair
with a cocker spaniel.

How do you think he's doing?
He's kicking our ass!

May I speak
to the senator, please?

Hang on. Senator, Marcy.
Thank you.

Hey, marce!

Hey, John. You are not
going to believe this,

but I have landed
smack in the middle

of a matchmaking festival.

Oh, marce.

This is going to be a lot
tougher than we thought.

Look, rocca is really
kicking my ass here

with this family values thing.

You've gotta think positive.

Think Jack Kennedy.

Don't... don't latch on to
this Jack Kennedy dream

because I'll tell you
something, they don't even...

Don't even barely
remember the man.

Well, don't let me
down here, marce.

If we play our cards right,

I'm gonna end up
like Kennedy, ok?

Ok.

Only, you know, alive.

Ok, I'm gonna go now.

Right.

Bye.

Hey, Marcy, come have a drink.

No, thank you.

You might as well.

What's this about Sean
not working tonight?

He worked all day.

Is he the one
with the broken leg?

You're working tonight, Sean,
you lazy little bollocks.

God almighty.

If their mother was still alive,

she'd kill herself.

They're brothers?

Oh, calm down, pet, will you?

I have to get him
to bed in a minute.

You know that.

Actually, you look like
you could use the drink.

You know what I could
use, Marcy? A gun.

I could really use a gun.

All right...
What's that?

Oh, for god's sake.

Your hair looks great, love.
Did you get it done today?

They drive you to drink.

Of course, he had to come back.

I thought he was doing well.

We were reading
his stuff in the papers.

That guy's a journalist?

I thought so.

Now he seems to be
our fecking barman.

I mean, why would you give up

a good career like that to...

to chase your brother
around the hotel

like an idiot?!

What's the problem?

They're just brothers,
that's all.

When they're apart,
they're both great.

Together, they have

the combined mental age of 12.

Anyway, how are you getting on?

Not good.
I'm getting nervous.

I was told you couldn't
throw a rock around here

without hitting a mcglory.

Well, you got a shitload
of rocks out there,

not a lot of mcglorys.

Maybe you'd find a few
at the dance tonight.

Why don't you
have a bit of crack?

Crack?

Ah, yeah, it's brilliant crack.

I'm assuming by "crack"

you do not mean
incredibly hard drugs.

No. It just means
having a laugh.

Ha ha ha!

She's a lovely girl.

Heh heh heh.

Hiya, Marcy.
You made it.

It's in full swing.
You'll have a great time.

Whiskey, please.

Thanks.

♪ Lyndsey
was my first love ♪

♪ she was in my class ♪

♪ I would have loved
to take her out ♪

♪ but I was too shy
to ask... ♪

Hi.

Still think it's
a joke, all this?

No. Of course not.

Listen, you've
got to understand,

it's hard to come on
like David niven

when your nearest neighbor
lives 5 miles away,

and it's probably another man.

See, all I do is get
people together

in a nice, friendly atmosphere

where they can talk

and see if they feel ok
with each other.

You get 2 lonely people
together sometimes...

And it's like they've known
each other all their lives.

Man: Hey, dermot!

Nice face.

Pint, please.
Funny, isn't it?

So...

Your senator must be desperate

to get you on a job like this.

He's not desperate.

He just wants to find
his family.

Has he looked in his house?

They might be there.

What is your problem?
Why does it bother you

that a man is trying
to trace his ancestors?

Don't dress it up.
It's show business.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Please. That is
such a lazy cliché.

What are you going to say next,
all politicians are the same?

All politicians are The same.

Mm-hmm.

Is being an idiot like
being high all the time?

No. It's like
constantly being right.

You know?

I'm going to the bathroom.

Have a nice time.

♪ I fell
for her one summer ♪

♪ on the road
to liverpool... ♪

Mmm!
Oh!

Dutch courage.

Don't tell Millie.

I won't.

I think this is
about the right amount.

Any more and I'll...

Suffer from
a personality change.

Do we have a bet this year?

Of course.

All right, so 50 pounds
says you can't sort out

Sean and the yankee woman.

Do I detect a lack of twinkle?

'Cause I think
you lost the twinkle

there for a second.

It'll take a lot more than that

to make me lose anything.

All right, it's a bet.

And how about this?
A hundred pounds.

Done.

Bollocks.

Hey, would you...

fuck off!

Off I go!

Ha ha ha!

I knew you two
would be great together

the first moment I saw you.

Oh, before you go, though,

just come here for a minute.

Ooh!
Aah!

What in god's name

did you do that for, dermot?

In every good relationship,
there's always a moment

when you both bend over
to pick up something

and end up clunking
your heads together.

It's best to get it
out of the way.

Excuse me.

Listen, this mcglory thing,

i may know someone
who can help you out.

Ohh, great!

There's a fella
lives in inishmore...

it's one of the aran islands...

called O'Hara.

He's full of stories and
information about this area.

I think he's your man.

Tremendous. How do i
get in touch with him?

Now, there's no ferry,

so you'll have to get
somebody to bring you over.

Just leave it to me.

Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

Ah, sure, i couldn't refuse you.

Just be by the pier
tomorrow morning at 10:00.

I'll have something sorted out.

You got it. Thank you.
See you later.

You're welcome.
Bye-bye.

Excuse me. Hi.

Dermot o'brien
might have arranged...

dermot fecking o'brien?

Look, I'm not interested
in getting married.

I'm not interested
at all... at all.

Tell him I'm gay
or something, will ya?

No, you don't understand.

Oh, god, another
fecking yank as well!

Who am I, huh?

Aristotle
o-fecking-nassis, huh?

Honest to god, i don't know.

You'd have more sense
than getting married.

Enough grief in the world

without adding to it.

Hi.
Hi.

Dermot said you wanted me

to give you a lift
to the aran islands.

I am all right with that.

I just wondered
why me in particular?

I don't want you in particular.

Where is that ferry going?

The aran islands.

Of course it is.

You want a hand with that?

No, I got it.

Here, let me give you a hand.

No. I can do it.

I can get it!

Just come here.

Ow!

You all right?

Yeah.

I hope this guy's
as knowledgeable

as dermot says he is.

I'd say he is.
I've heard of him.

These old fellas
know everything.

Mr. O'Hara!

Oh, fecking tourists!

We'd like to talk to you.

Aah! Oh, my god!

He's crazy!

He just threw a rock at me!

He threw a rock at you?!

He threw a rock at both of us!

Well, say something
in Irish to him!

Maybe he'll like you
better! Speak Irish!

What do you mean, "speak Irish"?

Me speak Irish to him?

Marcy: Oh! Oh, that's
the "come in" gesture.

That's good.

I hope so. Murphy.

What did you say to him?

I, uh...

I asked him if I could
use his toilet.

Impressive.

Well, it's the one bit of Irish

every schoolkid has to know

'cause if you don't... well,
if you don't say it in Irish,

then you don't
get out of the class,

if you don't get out of class,
you go in your pants.

If you go in your pants,
you're in trouble.

Ok. I got it.

It's not very nice
if you go in your pants.

I got it.

'Tis in there.

Actually, I'll hold on to it.

I thought you might, aye.

Well, what do you want?

Dermot o'brien said you
might be able to help me.

Oh, he did, did he?

And leave that alone!

This is no fecking
museum, you know!

What do you want?

I'm looking for a family
called the mcglorys

who moved to Boston
a long time ago.

"A long time ago."

Oh, Jesus, that's a great help.
That really narrows it down.

Tell me. Is that fella
dermot o'brien

still conning tourists into
marrying complete strangers?

I take it you've never had
need of his services?

Feck off. Me and Eileen,
childhood sweethearts.

Ah, god, I miss her sometimes.
That's her there.

Oh, pretty. I'm sorry.
When did she pass away?

What? Oh, Jesus,
she's not dead!

She's away on her holidays!

Oh, god, I'm sorry!
I misun...

ha ha! God,
that's priceless!

Oh, jeez, I must
remember that. Ha ha!

Will you have some coffee?
You will, you will.

Now, where was I?
Oh, the mcglorys, aye!

Now, there's no mcglorys
in this area, no,

but one group went to Australia,

and another group,
they ended up in liverpool,

but no mcglorys ever
went from here to Boston.

I'm surprised at dermot now,

didn't pass this information
onto you himself.

Sure, Jesus,

didn't I tell him all this
on the phone last night?

Cappuccino?

The matchmaker's ethics...

Marcy:
What am I doing here?

Why have I come?

You're trying to find
an Irish family

so that an American politician

can be filmed drinking
guinness with them.

World-shattering stuff.

Oh, it is a bit more
relevant than that.

Do you think tending bar
in a tasteless shirt

is a more profound and valid way

to spend your time?

Yes, I do think that tending
bar in a tasteless shirt

is a more profound and
valid use of my time.

Yes, I do.
That's why I do it.

I like the world just
the way it is, thank you.

No way. You couldn't
be content

with the way of the world.

You just couldn't.

If you were, I'd be
forced to hate you.

Aha!

So you don't hate me.

I always think that
the basis for any friendship

is that the 2 people
don't hate each other.

Yeah?

Listen, you know,
it's going to be dark soon.

I think we're going to have
to stay here on the island.

Ok, wait a minute.

This isn't some plan

you're in on with dermot, right?

What do you mean, "plan"?
What kind of plan?

You know,
the matchmaking festival.

That's not my style.
You really think...

you have a style?
Ha ha! Ok.

All right, thanks very much.

Ha ha!

So why'd you quit
being a journalist?

Jesus, that Sarah.

You could park a car
in her mouth

if she held it
still long enough.

So, why'd you...

listen, don't flatter me
with that journalist shit, ok?

I was just a PR man
for anybody kind enough

to send me
a press release, you know?

Sounds kind of cushy.
Why would you give that up?

Things rarely go

according to one's youthful
heroic master plans, do they?

Hmm.

Sometimes, it's not only easier

to walk away from something,

it's also the right thing
to do, you know?

Yeah.

Sometimes the easy way out's
the right way out, yeah?

I can see that.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.
You startled me.

I'm dating an American
in America.

I'm seeing somebody myself.

We wouldn't want dermot

to succeed so easily, would we?

Absolutely not.

I'm sorry. Don't worry.
It's fine. No problem.

That's all right.

I just wanted...
You know...

I am just so thrilled

not to be stuck in
that office right now.

This is great.

Whoo-hoo!

I hate my job!

Marcy, hey!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

Marcy! Marcy!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Aah!

Oh, shit!

You all right?

You ok?

Hi!

Could we please have
the 2 largest whiskies

you've ever poured in your life?

And also, where is your phone?

Over there.

Thank you. Down.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

You ok?
Yes, I'm fine.

Sure, now?
Yeah.

No, thanks.

She looks a heavy carry.

No, no. Sure, no.
Not at all, no.

Hi. I need to make
a collect call, please,

to the states.

Massachusetts.

How you doing?

Marcy on line 5, senator.

I'll take it in my office.

Marcy, where the hell are you?

The aran islands.

Where?
The aran islands.

Where the hell is that?

It's off the coast. Listen,
I'm stuck here tonight,

but that gives me another
opportunity tomorrow

to do some more investigating.

But I must warn you,
it does not look likely

that any mcglorys went
from ballinagra to Boston.

I'm sorry.

No, listen, marce,
you don't understand.

They did.

The old man told me.
They definitely did.

I mean, where the hell
do I come from?

I must have come from somewhere!

I wasn't made in a laboratory!

I'm a United States senator!

I understand that.

I'm trying, and I will
continue to try.

Yeah, I know. I know
you've done your best.

Absolutely no mcglorys.

Complete
mcglory-free zone.

All right. Plan 2.

Plan b?

Plan b, 2, whatever.

Plan b-2?
What the hell is that?

All right, listen up.
Here's what you're gonna do.

I can't do this.

I couldn't help overhearing
your American accent.

Are you just visiting here?

Yeah, I am.

We were wondering if
you could do us a favor.

We can't decide who's
the best singer here.

Could you judge?

Oh, no.

It's a sort of tradition
that a single girl decides.

We don't often get girls as
attractive as yourself here.

Ohh...

Oh, go on.
Why wouldn't you?

Sure it is a great judge
that you'd be,

and you from the land
of Perry Mason and all.

This isn't a "humiliate
the tourist"

scenario, is it?

No.

Ok, then you do it.

Has to be a single girl.

Ok. What do I do?

Good girl yourself.

♪ In 1841 ♪

♪ my corduroy breeches
i put on ♪

♪ my corduroy breeches
i put on ♪

♪ to work
upon the railway ♪

♪ in 1848, I learnt
to drink my whiskey straight ♪

♪ learnt to drink
my whiskey straight ♪

♪ working
on the railway ♪

♪ Low lie
the fields of athenry ♪

♪ where once we watched
the small, free birds fly ♪

♪ our love was on the wing ♪

♪ we had dreams and songs
to sing ♪

♪ it's so lonely by
the fields of athenry ♪

Whoo!

Well, what do you think?

Oh, i...

is it too late to enter?

♪ On raglan road
on an Autumn day ♪

♪ I first saw her,
and I knew ♪

♪ that her dark hair
would weave a snare ♪

♪ that I might one day rue ♪

♪ I saw the danger ♪

♪ yet I walked along
the enchanted way ♪

♪ so I said, let grief ♪

♪ be a fallen leaf ♪

♪ at the dawning
of the day ♪

♪ and the queen of hearts,
she's still makin' tarts ♪

♪ and I'm not making hay ♪

♪ but I've loved too much ♪

♪ by such, by such ♪

♪ of happiness
thrown away ♪

Give us some lights
there, will ya?

Now you'll have
to choose a winner.

Oh, god. Well, what
does the winner get?

A kiss from the judge.

♪ Why don't you stay ♪

♪ Stay a while
with your own ones ♪

♪ for this world
is so cold ♪

♪ why don't you
stay and share ♪

♪ with your own ones ♪

Hmm.

Ah, the winner...

Tough decision.

The winner.

Crowd: Whoo!

Hey, listen, I know I'm
not the greatest singer...

no, no, no.
Stop there.

You are... and I don't
believe this will come

as a surprise to you...

one of the worst singers
I've ever heard.

But it was very sweet.

Listen...

I'm... I'll see you
in the morning. Ok?

Sean:
Murphy.

Quiet now!

Woman: ♪ do you
remember that sunny day? ♪

♪ Somewhere in London ♪

♪ in
the middle of nowhere ♪

♪ didn't have nothing
to do that day ♪

Wrong room.

♪ Didn't want to do
nothing anyway ♪

Oh, god!

Oh, god!

Man: ♪ you've
got a way of walkin' ♪

Woman: ♪ you've
got a way of talking ♪

Man: ♪ and there's
something about you ♪

Woman: ♪ and now I know I never
ever want to be without you ♪

Hi. I was hoping
to collect

the rest of my first prize.

Both: ♪ I want to be haunted
by the ghost ♪

♪ I want to be
haunted by the ghost ♪

Woman:
♪ of your precious love ♪

We have to talk.

Absolutely.

Man:
♪ first time I saw you ♪

♪ standing in the street ♪

♪ you were so cool you
could have put out Vietnam ♪

Wow. He must really
like that dog.

Yeah.

Woman: ♪ kind of shy... ♪

Wow, it is so beautiful here!

If I could just get
the New York times,

it would be perfect.

Oh, you could never live here.

What makes you say that?

You're a big city kind of girl.

You're... you're
Mary Tyler Moore.

Oh, yes, I'm so very
Mary Tyler Moore.

Everyone says so.

It's like you need to be
hooked up to the city,

otherwise
your batteries go flat.

Ok, so I'm like
a battery-operated

Mary Tyler Moore.

If you flatter me any more,

I'm going to have to toss
your pale Irish ass

off the side of this boat.

Look at you, you're
jumping all over the place.

I'm not!
Ha ha ha!

Can't you just relax?

Take it all in, sure!

You know what it is?
I... i feel disconnected.

I can't use my cell phone.
I can't check my messages.

There's no overnight
mail service.

My computer is useless here.

It's... i... i long
to fax someone.

I have a fax.

You do?

Man:
♪ you got a way of walking ♪

Woman: ♪ you got
a way of talking... ♪

Don't go home, Sean!

Don't go home!

Woman:
♪ he's my kind of guy ♪

Man: ♪ and now I know I never,
ever want to be without you ♪

Jesus.

Woman: ♪ I want to be
haunted by the ghost ♪

♪ I want to be haunted
by the ghost ♪

Man: ♪ I want to be
haunted by the ghost ♪

♪ I want to be haunted
by the ghost ♪

Woman: ♪ now I know I never,
ever want to be without you... ♪

This is my house.

Nice.

It's lovely.
Come on.

And when I'm not
working in the bar,

i do a bit of work here.

What are you working on now?

A little piece.

Is it all about me?

Is it? Oh, maybe.

Can I read it?

If you're nice to me.

Oh, I've been very nice to you.

Hi, baby.

What are you doing here?

Well, don't get too emotional.
I might just start crying.

Uh, moira Kelly.

Hi. Marcy.
Moira Kelly?

Yeah. Yeah.
I'm his wife.

Listen, I'm sorry if
I've come at a bad time.

You haven't.
I have.

We're separated.

Great. Great.

I'm sorry. I'm going.
This happened last time.

I just keep popping up
at bad moments.

No, really.

I'm so busy. I have
so much work to do.

We wouldn't want
a repeat of last time.

Nice meeting you.

Stay. Hold on.
Marcy, come back.

Marcy! Marcy!

What are you doing here, moira?

Well, I just thought
i might give up my job

and work as a bartender
for a while.

Stay out of my business,
all right?

It has nothing to do with you.

Hey!

Hey, careful!

Watch the car!

Now, I think your mother
will just love this.

There you go.

And listen,

I'll throw in one of them
as a little gift.

There you go.

Thank you.

It's a pleasure
doing business with you.

I'll see you to the door.

Miss. Miss!

Hey!

It's a mess.

How could you
find anything in here,

even if you wanted to?

What kind of system is this?

What kind of ineffective,

yet not inexpensive
system is this?

It's my own personal system.

Now, please, don't...
Don't mess it up.

Oh, why? Who would know?

Big difference.

What are you hiding?

What are you hiding?

Hiding? I don't know...

haven't a clue what
you're talking about.

Would you move?

Excuse me. Please.

I don't believe it!

I don't be...

everything is in here, isn't it?

Everything I need
is right in here.

Well, yeah.

No... no, not the face!

In matchmaking, as in life,

the unexpected is
a dangerous, merciless foe,

so be Prepared.

The president's here!

The president of America's here!

Oh, fuck me.
Not another one.

Sarah: I'm sorry, sir.
That's a guest phone.

We're about to be guests.

We need 2 rooms with big beds.

Sarah:
We're totally booked up.

Fine.

Nick: Hey.
What's going on?

There's my girl.

Hi.

Real shithole of a hotel
you picked here. Jesus.

I gotta talk to you.

In private.

Nick: Typical.
No signal.

All right, enough!
Enough. I'll do it.

We know you'll do it.
You get paid to do it.

We asked you to do it.

The question is why haven't
you done it already?

'Cause I don't wanna do it.
I don't like it.

I don't feel
it's within my brief.

Oh, well, uh, let's have
a brief rebriefing, ok?

My brief is to get him
re-elected, ok?

Your brief is to do
what I tell you to do.

So now I want you to find
some fake mcglorys,

whoever the fuck they might be.

Clannahans, shannahans.
Whoever the fuck they are!

Get them into a pub with him

so he can have a pint with them,

we can film it and go home

and make sure that
he's re-elected, ok?

So you'll set it up,

and we'll...
What, talk to you?

Yes, I'll have the whole
family ready tomorrow.

That's my girl.

Nick:
The whole family, right?

Yeah, all of them.

You did it.
That's great.

I didn't.
I didn't find anyone.

Just... i heard...

We're gonna pay some people

to pretend
that they're mcglorys.

You're going to what?

Don't look at me like that.

Wait a second!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

I do not accept that expression

from a philandering,
married hypocrite.

At least I don't lie
for a living.

What?! Come on!

God, it is so easy to
pretend you're virtuous

when you're stuck here

dicking around on brigadoon.

What?

What was that?

What was that?

Brigadoon?
Was that it?

Yes!

Listen,

this place is as real
as anywhere else,

and if you haven't
realized that yet,

then fuck you!

And your boyfriend!

What are you looking at?

Let's get in the car.

Dermot.

Hi.

Oh, Marcy, about Sean...

Oh, please, please.

I don't wanna talk about Sean.

I need another favor.

I was not able
to locate the people...

the family that
i needed to find,

and, um,

this is gonna sound
slightly immoral,

but I...

I, uh...

What?

What's so funny?

Oh, chr...

hey, get off.
Git. Go on.

What the hell are you
laughing at?

Do you know what that
fecking Marcy's up to?

She... she asked me
to help her.

Did she?

Sometimes the easy way out
is the right way out.

I'll be with you in a minute!

Hold on there!

Watch it.

You're like a bad penny.
You keep coming back.

Oh, thanks a million.

Look, I'm sorry.

I just didn't want you
on me conscience anymore.

What? What's that
supposed to mean?

Well, I know you left
Dublin 'cause of me.

That's bollocks.

Don't flatter yourself, moira.

Dublin was great for you, Sean.

You're a good writer.

Sean: Oh, thanks.

I don't want to see you
just giving it all up

because I left you.

It's pointless.

Listen, first of all,

i haven't given anything up yet,

and I'm here
because I like it here.

Second of all, you can't
keep running back to me

every time one of your
boyfriends hits the dust.

It's not fair, moira.

Here's another one for you.

I always do come back,
though, don't I?

Jesus Christ. Do I have
to do everything for you?

Go on.

Girls, how's the crack?

Great.
Married to meself.

Me friend would like
to dance with ya.

And let me tell ya,

the man is hung like a stallion.

How do you know?

Oh, I know.

I just know.

Oh, well, tell him
I'm very flattered,

but no, thank you.

Let me make an honest woman
of you, moira.

Divorce me.

I don't want to play anymore.

I'm too old.

You're right.

I know you're right.

Say yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Listen, you... you won't
regret it. I swear.

Now, who's your man in the suit?

The big fella?

Yeah.

That's senator John mcglory.

Would you like to meet him?

No, Sean.

He doesn't want
to be bothered with me.

Come on.
Let's meet him.

Look, I was just wondering.

That's all.

Just...

Come on.

Sean, stop it.

You were never backward
about being forward, moira.

Come on, let's meet him.
Come on!

A horse, isn't that right?

That's my favorite animal, too.

Woman: Says here, "zebra."

Tony: Oh, well, a zebra
is a kind of a horse.

It's striped.

Hello.
Hi.

How's it going?

Sean Kelly.

John mcglory.

This is moira.

You having a good time, senator?

I certainly am.
Beautiful town.

I particularly like the...

good. Marcy speaks
very highly of you.

So highly, in fact,
I'm finding it

hard to reconcile her versions

of the John mcglory that I know.

Have we met?

No, we haven't,

but I'm very aware of
your political career.

You're a very hard man
to pin down.

You know what, Seamus? We're
in the middle of something...

you're a politician

who's never stood firm
on any issue

in your political career.

Well, I think if you'll
carefully read the record...

i mean, health care,
funding disclosures,

welfare state

expenditure restrictions.

You've turned around
so many times

on those issues,

that nobody knows
where you stand.

Sean, I'm... I'm a big
supporter of dissent.

I believe that without dissent

we cannot have
a successful democracy.

I hope for Marcy's sake

you're half the man
she thinks you are.

Ok.

Thank you very much.

I sincerely hope you find

those Irish roots
you're searching for.

Thanks.

Mcglory:
All right. Thank you.

Ahem.

Come. Have a seat,
please.

Uh, moira, is it?

Join us.

Ohh, boy.

Mcglory: There's always
one, isn't there?

Asshole.

Asshole!

Asshole!

What an asshole!

Marcy!

Marcy, what are you up to?

A fat-assed,
fatty mcfatterton

rides in this car!

What'd he do to you, Marcy?

It's not what he did.
It's what he's gonna do.

Man: ♪ the female
of the species ♪

♪ is more deadlier
than the male ♪

Fraud!
Thief!

Hypocrite!
Thief!

Big, fat thief!

♪ Shock, shock ♪

♪ horror, horror ♪

♪ shock, shock, horror ♪

♪ I'll shout myself
hoarse ♪

♪ for your
supernatural force ♪

♪ the female
of the species ♪

♪ is more deadlier
than the male... ♪

The sergeant, girls!
Come on.

They're there, sarge!

Will you go faster?!
They're gonna get away!

Hey. Careful!

Christ's sake!

Marcy!

Watch the car!

Get down! Come on!
Get down!

No, I'm not getting off.
No, I'm not done yet.

♪ How can heaven
hold a place for me ♪

♪ when a girl like you ♪

♪ has cast a spell
on me? ♪

Aah! Leave me alone! No!

Sean: What are you
arresting her for?

Drunk and disorderly,

damaging private property,

offensive language,

and resisting arrest.

Surely if I hadn't
got there in time,

that car would
have been wrecked.

Ma's gonna kill me.

She's gonna kill me, too.

Hey, quiet there!

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey!
Hey.

You know what this is?
A police station.

Yes, it is.

State! Police state!

And you can't arrest me!

Listen, let me
take her home, will ya?

No.

No, I'm not going home with you!

I'm going to my cell,

and then you're gonna
bring me another drink.

Marcy, please, shut up.

You shut up!
Go back to your wife.

My ex-wife. We're going
to be divorced.

They don't have divorce
in Ireland.

They do.
It just got in.

Well, you just get out.

Thank you.

Sean:
She's all yours.

Hey. Hey, paddy.

Paddy, guess what.

I'm gonna stay here
and fuck these 2 guys.

And you wanted to go
and see a film.

Hey, Sean.

Good night, Sean.

Dermot.

Michael?

Yeah?

How long have you been in there?

An hour.

An hour?!

It's penance.
I deserve to suffer.

Oh, come on. Get up.

Aah! I want to die!

Why?

Over a... aah!
Over a woman!

Never kill yourself
over a woman.

Don't give them
the satisfaction.

Oh, let me burn!

I'm going to die a virgin
like Joan of arc!

Ya fucking idiot!
Go on.

Aah!

Fucking idiot.

What a fucking night.

Mind your head there.

Dermot told me
to come and get you.

Phone us, ok?

Shut up.

Can I have my car keys?

Remember, the turf that
they're burning there

contains the blood and
the sweat of the mcglorys

who lived there before,
your forefathers, right?

Don't look scared, though.

Sometimes you do sincerity,
and you just look scared, ok?

Déjà vu-attack
kind of a thing.

You didn't have time
to change, huh?

Stay out of the shit.

Yeah, put the bike
right on the car.

Excuse me. Why don't you
just hang out here?

When we come outside,

you can explain what happened
with the car last night.

You put your hand on me again,

I'll be mailing it back to you.

Guys.

Ahem.

Hello.

Ahem. Hello.

Hello there!

Dermot o'brien.

John mcglory.

I'm the liaison officer
for this area.

Are they expecting me?

Oh, they've been jumping
up and down with excitement.

I had to hit one of them
with a big stick

to keep him quiet.

Ha ha. Come on.

Now, come on in.
Come in, come in, come in.

Come on.

And let me introduce you
to these lovely people.

There's paddy, paddy rogue,

brigid, Michael, and Eileen.

Now, brigid won't be
talking to you today,

because her teeth are away
being repaired.

And if Michael
suddenly passes out,

please Don't film him.

It's the old narcolepsy.

Now, everybody,
i want to introduce you

to senator John mcglory!

He's related to you.

Is that daddy?

Shut up.

Uh, as Mr. o'brien
said,

I'm mcglory.

I'm a mcglory as well.

Jesus, the world must be
full of mcglorys.

But we're cursed.

We're cursed!

We're cursed!

Dermot: Oh, Jesus.
What have you got there?

Will you look at this?
The shit bucket's full.

Don't be talking about
the shit bucket

in front of strangers.

Come here to me.

That's not full.

There's room in there
for at least 2 more goes.

Oh, Jesus.

So that's where they are.

Me teeth.

Oh, bollocks!

Dermot:
Uh, speaking of Boston,

uh, that's where
the senator's from.

Boston. Oh, that's
a fucking mad place.

Oh, I wouldn't go there.

Sure all the men would be
trying to ride me.

Senator, would you
like a cup of tea?

Have one.
Have a cup of tea.

Uh, no, thank you.
Thank you. No, sit down.

I'm... I've...

Eileen: I'll make you
a cup of tea.

Don't you be speaking
out of turn, you brazen hussy.

And you coming in here
at odd hours of the night

with the drink on you
like a shroud.

And the young fellas
going up to your room

to do, oh, god knows what.

Eileen: Oh, I hate you!
I hate you!

Oh, be jeez.
That's it. That's it.

I'll take the belt to you,
ya little hooer, you.

I've no belt.

Oh, Jesus, give us your belt.

I want your belt!
I want your fucking belt!

Hey, hey!

Shut it off.

Please, now.

I look like a fucking fool.

Like a fucking fool.

Mister, mister.

Would you like
to take this with you?

Fuck!

What the hell was that
all about, Marcy?

You are fired!

You Are fired!

How dare you sabotage me?

I didn't know.

I didn't set that up.

Look, the fact is that
you have been sitting out here

with your thumb up your ass
doing Christ knows what,

not Doing your job,

and putting
my re-election plan

second to your
goddamned holiday.

How can you say that?
That's ridiculous!

That's the way it fucking looks.

Shut up, Nick!

How can you accuse me

of putting the election second?

I spend 99% of my time

securing
your re-election.

You know what I do with
the other 1% of my time?

I sleep. That's it!

Now, as I said, i didn't know

it was gonna go down like that.

But I'm glad they did it,

because using people
like that is arrogant.

It's deceitful,

and it goes against everything

i hoped we stood for.

God! I'm not wrong
about this,

and I fucking quit!

Mcglory:
Marce. Marce.

Nice speech.

Thank you.

Oh, give me a fucking break.

You're not really gonna
buy into this bullshit?

Ah, forget it.

Hold it.

Nick: No, forget it.

Maybe you ought to go
into politics.

Yeah, right.

I'm sorry.

That's not me.
That's...

You know, that's not me.

I promise. No more
stunts like that.

I hope you'll stay with us,

'cause we need you.

I need you.

I'm sorry.

Against my better judgment,

I'll stay until the election.

Good.

Think there's any resemblance?

Yeah. A little too much
for my liking.

Come over and have a look.

I... i think what I've done
is brilliant.

Brilliant!

Oh.

Now...

That's all you're getting today.

No more.

Greedy guts, the lot of you.

Keep it together, man.

Not much further.

Hey, dermot.

Damn.

No. I told Marcy
no more stunts.

This woman, what if she doesn't
want to be part of this?

It's not a stunt.
All I'm saying is...

Thank you very much.

You don't have to marry her, ok?

Just go through

with the matchmaking
procedure, that's all.

And this is gonna be
incredible television.

I mean, think about it.

You'll be part of a timeless
Irish tradition...

You don't think this is
a little sick, do you?

Want me to read out
the latest polls?

Hey. I think I can
arrange a reception,

have the townspeople
there to greet you.

Generate enthusiasm that way.

I think we want to think
bigger than that, don't we?

Like procession.
Parade.

Festival!

This is a festival.

But like our own festival,
like a mcglory festival,

with, I don't know...
Leprechauns.

Get a couple midgets
to put on green suits.

Give them a shillelagh.

What's the matter, Sarah?

That was Sean.

De-dermot's died.

Oh, my god.

It's ok.

I'm sorry.

Dermot, that was the guy
this morning, right?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, uh...

You should probably go
to that funeral and, uh...

You know, pay your respects,

'cause, uh...

That'd look great on tape.

I always thought

you were just really
good at your job.

But you really are
an asshole, aren't you?

They go hand in hand, senator.

Priest: We beseech thee

on behalf of the soul
of the servant, dermot,

whom thou has this day
called out of the world,

that thou wouldst
not deliver him

into the hands of the enemy.

I was one of his few failures.

I let him down.

No, no. The festival's
not over yet.

Those glasses, um...

Do you have to wear them?

No, no.

Um...

You do.

Where are they?

Ow!

Sorry. Are you ok?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Bit of hush.
We've a singer.

Shh.

Shh.

♪ I wish I was ♪

♪ in carrickfergus ♪

♪ only for nights ♪

♪ in ballygrand ♪

♪ I would swim over ♪

♪ the deepest ocean ♪

♪ the deepest ocean ♪

♪ to be by your side ♪

♪ well, I'm drunk today ♪

♪ and I'm seldom sober ♪

♪ a handsome rover ♪

♪ from town to town ♪

♪ but I am sick now ♪

♪ my days are numbered ♪

♪ so come all
ye young men ♪

♪ and lay me down ♪

♪ so come all
ye young men ♪

♪ and lay me down ♪

No, no, you don't tip.

We don't have to do this
now, considering...

senator mcglory,
I'm a professional.

Tragedy or no tragedy,

standards are not going to drop.

Hey, Sean.

Hiya.

I'm going back to Boston today.

I'm really, really sorry
about everything.

It's... it's ok.

It's all right.
Sure.

Nick: Hey, Marcy.

You know, ma'am, we have
to catch a plane,

so we're in a bit of a hurry.

Uh...

So I'll see you around?

Bah. I won't see you
around, but...

Marcy.

Dermot wanted, uh, you
to have something. Um...

Ok.

It's at his house or something.

I'll be there in an hour.

Yeah, great.

Bye.

She's ready, senator.

This is how it's
always been done.

And in my experience,

it's a certain way
of finding out

if you're suitable
for each other.

Now, senator, just step
into the cubicle here

and spend 20 minutes

getting to know each other

with no one else around.

Nick:
Let's just move in.

I beg your pardon.

No, this isn't allowed, you see.

No, it is allowed.

There's rules and regulations.

There's a certain protocol, sir,

and I have to ask you,
please, to leave.

Just scram, ok?
Thank you. Ok?

Ahem.

Oh, god, I don't...

What?

I really don't know
anything about you.

I know, but why don't
we start again?

All right.

Hello, I'm senator John mcglory.

Moira Kelly.

Well, uh, Kelly's
my married name.

What's your maiden name?

Kennedy.

Uh, just give me...
Sorry.

Just give me a tight
closeup on her.

Single on her.

Sean, will you get some food?

We're just running a bit low.

Mm.
Thanks.

Declan: Ohh! What the...

you all right?
Sean.

I might have known.

You did that deliberately,
didn't you?

Do you know what I'm gonna do?

Listen, give it a rest, eh?

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Come on.

What are you doing?!

Come on.

Come on, Sean.

Declan:
Sean, put me down!

Sean, stop!

Put me down, Sean! Sean!

Put me down!
Sean, you little...

we're on our way.

Watch the car!

"Watch the car!"

Just once could you
put your foot down,

for Christ's sake!

You want to see fast, huh?

You want to see fast, do you?

I'll show you fast, mate.

That's brilliant, sarge.

You can slow down now!

Aah! Look out!

Where are they?

Uhh! My leg!

Don't look at me.
You were driving.

Sean: My leg!

Ha ha ha.

Hello?

Sean?

Sean?

Where the hell have you been?

Give me the keys.
Give me the keys.

Turn the car around, all right?

Guys, come on.

Declan!

Hiya, Marcy.

Hey, where's Sean?

I couldn't tell you.

Where'd everybody go?

They've, uh,
moved on to Doyle's.

Uh, he's not with them.

Where'd he go?

Marcy, I don't have him
electronically tagged.

Hey.

I'm coming.
I'm coming!

Will you tell him
i said good-bye?

Yeah. Sure.

Thank you.

Most definitely.

He's not the president.

Sarah: Declan, why didn't
Marcy say good-bye to Sean

when she was leaving?

Jesus, I haven't a clue, love.

You didn't tell her!

Now, Sarah!

I'm going to miss you,
you old bastard.

I'm going to miss you,
you old bastard.

Michael.

I promise you,
I'll get you sorted.

I'm going to die a virgin.

You are not.

Declan: Would you stop?

Sarah: This is all
your fault, Declan.

Tell him.

Go on.

I never told Marcy
you were in here.

What?

She's headed off to the airport.

She's gone?

You fucking bastard!

It's not my...

Don't! Don't!

Look, stop it!

You bastard!
I'll kill you!

I want this shite
ended now! Right now!

What am I going to do?

Will you drive me
to the airport?

You know I can't drive.

Michael!

Will you drive me
to the airport?

What am I going
to do? Huh?

Declan: Sean, there's
no way it'll work! Sean!

Sarah, you tell him!

Sarah: Just get
in the car. Come on!

Away, lads!

You get in the back, love.

Ok, I'll do the gears, right?

You do the gears.
I'll do the clutch.

Ok, you do the clutch.

Go! Go!

Declan: Sean!

Sean!

He's like gum in your hair.
Comes out eventually.

♪ I was her ♪

♪ She was me ♪

It's on the clutch!
You're driving!

♪ We were one ♪

♪ we were free ♪

♪ and if there's somebody ♪

♪ calling me on ♪

♪ she's the one ♪

Still moping?

Would a little kiss help?

Yeah.

Think it would.

♪ She's the one ♪

♪ we were young ♪

Oh, Marcy, what did I do?

♪ We were fine ♪

♪ all alone ♪

♪ and if there's somebody ♪

♪ calling me on ♪

♪ she's the one ♪

♪ maybe when you get
to where you want to go ♪

♪ and you know the things
you want to know ♪

♪ you'll be smiling ♪

♪ When you've said
what you want to say ♪

♪ and you know the way
you want to play it... ♪

You all right?

I'm all right.

Sarah: My leg!

Oh, you haven't, have you?

♪ I was her ♪

♪ she was me ♪

♪ we were one ♪

♪ we were free ♪

♪ and if there's somebody ♪

♪ calling me on ♪

♪ she's the one ♪

♪ if there's somebody ♪

♪ calling me on ♪

♪ she's the one ♪

Dermot: My success rate
has been nearly 100%,

which is more than I can say
for those dating agencies.

This is an opportunity
too good to refuse.

The end.

Well, Marcy...

How about it?

Have we a deal?

You bring over
a few more... Single yanks,

and I'll get them hitched.

Aw, come on, Marcy, let's do it.

Let's matchmake America.

I'll be waiting for your call.

I'll be right down.

Well, it was a narrow victory,

but a victory nonetheless.

I just wanna thank
everyone on our team...

And my future wife...

mrs. moira kennedy Mcglory.

Thank you.

I am very, very proud
to be up here

in front of you this evening

and to be able to say...

The world is my family.

Hey! Ho! Let's go!

Hey! Ho! Let's go!

Oh, hi. How are you?

What the hell kind
of scotch is this?

Punch.
Ohh.

You must be
so proud of your son.

Congratulations.

I'm very proud.

Course, if he'd screwed up,

i would have shot him.

Well, listen, I think
i almost screwed up.

I could not find any of
your relatives in ballinagra.

Ballinagra?
Yeah.

You know, Ireland,
where your people are from.

Yes, I know.

You would have had
better luck in Budapest.

I'm sorry?

We're not Irish.

Stop it.

We're Hungarian.

The real name

is something like, uh, mikilosh.

Mcglory is an Ellis island name.

You know the kind of thing.

The U.S.
is full of them.

And, uh, as a democrat
living in Boston,

i may have played up
the Irish thing

just a wee bit.

Wait a minute.
Are you kidding?

Mcglory: It's a great day
for the Irish!

And for the Hungarians.

I guess so.

Whoa.

How about a real scotch?

Nick: Anyways, I also want
to thank the little people,

uh, the nameless faces,

people behind the scenes
who assisted...

Excuse me. I'm in the middle
of a press conference here.

The nameless faces,
people who put in the hours

and just don't get
enough of the credit

as far as I'm concerned.

Marcy, it seems like
a very macho atmosphere

behind the scenes.

How do you deal with that?

Let me just say this
about this "macho" thing.

There was no macho atmosphere
behind the scenes.

We had many, many competent
female staff members,

and, uh, I think Marcy would
back me up when I say this...

that we are pro women's right,
uh, right down the line.

Marce?
Where are you going?

I'm going home.

I don't think so.

He's inside there.

He's gonna start drinking,

i got press people.

You know what he's like.

That's too bad.
You're the team player.

You take care of it.

Nice.

That is just fine.

I've baby-sat the guy
long enough.

I guess one more night's
not gonna kill me.

He's like a chimp,

except I feed him lines
instead of bananas.

And he's an asshole.

Hasn't had an original
thought or idea in...

how many years?
I don't know.

When he's sober, he's boring.

When he's drunk, he's
boring and an asshole.

Repeat what you just said.

What?

Repeat what you just said.

Oh, please,

don't tell me you're
gonna start pretending

mcglory's anything other

than a complete and utter moron,

'cause I'm not buying it, ok?

And if you're gonna
start sucking up to him,

start sucking up to me,

'cause I'm the guy
that won the election.

No, I just wanted
to hear it again,

'cause you have a thing
on your tie.

Ahem. Hey.

Hello!

A little joke that we, uh...

we just kind of set up, uh...

You know, 'cause of pressures
and everything, and...

I think that we all
could use a... whoa!

♪ How come
it started so well? ♪

Mc: I said 6 more years!
6 more years!

6 more years!

That's right!
He's a big man.

He's gonna be big
and proud for us,

because he's from Boston.

He's gonna take care of Boston.

That's what I say.

Hey, join me now.

He's there for all of us.
You know what I say?

Marcy!

♪ Mcglory, mcglory,
hallelujah ♪

Marcy!

♪ Mcglory, mcglory,
hallelujah ♪

Marcy!

♪ Mcglory, mcglory,
hallelujah ♪

♪ our savior's
marching on ♪

♪ oh, won't you stay ♪

♪ stay a while
with your own ones ♪

♪ don't ever stray ♪

♪ stray so far
from your own ones ♪

It's ok.

♪ This whole world
is so cold ♪

He's with me.

♪ Don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

Don't sing.

Hiya.

Hi.

♪ Oh, won't you stay ♪

♪ stay a while
with your own ones ♪

♪ don't ever stray ♪

♪ stray so far
from your own ones ♪

♪ for the world
is so cold ♪

♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

♪ you share ♪

♪ with your own ones ♪

♪ don't rush away ♪

♪ rush away
from your own ones ♪

♪ one more day ♪

♪ one more day
with your own ones ♪

♪ yes,
our world is so cold ♪

♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

♪ you share ♪

♪ with your own ones ♪

♪ there's a stranger ♪

♪ and he's standing ♪

♪ by your door ♪

♪ might be
your best friend ♪

♪ might be your brother ♪

♪ you may never know ♪

♪ and I'm goin' back ♪

♪ goin' back
to my own ones ♪

♪ back to talk ♪

♪ talk a while
with my own ones ♪

♪ this whole world
is so cold ♪

♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

♪ you share ♪

♪ with your own ones ♪

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♪ this whole world
is so cold ♪

♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

♪ you share ♪

♪ with your own ones ♪