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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:02,500 [bouncy music] 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,633 I think I found somewhere for you and me. 3 00:00:04,733 --> 00:00:05,767 What if someone sees us? 4 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:06,867 No one is gonna see us. 5 00:00:06,967 --> 00:00:08,100 -They're far too busy. -[bouncy music] 6 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,533 I miss our courtesy, our friendship. 7 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:13,300 I hope that we are still courteous. 8 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,167 But not friends. 9 00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:16,533 We are not quite enemies. 10 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:19,233 Dear Mr. Jarvis, so why are you writing to him? 11 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:20,100 I'm not. 12 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,200 You're faking a character? 13 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,933 I am not a villain, I just need this job. 14 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:27,867 [gentle music] 15 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:34,133 -[writing quill squeaking] -[gentle music] 16 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:37,800 [gentle music] 17 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:46,367 Dear Walter, I've wanted to write this letter 18 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,167 for a long time, 19 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:50,067 but I've hesitated, 20 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:53,033 in case putting it into words made matters, 21 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,767 more difficult between us. 22 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,400 [writing quill squeaking] 23 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,067 [gentle music] 24 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:01,633 I hope I've not left it so long 25 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:04,933 that the rift has become too wide to ever be mended. 26 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:07,667 [gentle music] 27 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,967 You must know that I hold you in the highest regard. 28 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:15,700 [gentle music] 29 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:40,767 I am mad for you. 30 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,467 [both panting] 31 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:48,667 [gentle music] 32 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,667 [candle holder clattering] 33 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:31,267 [dramatic suspense music] 34 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,433 Who's there? 35 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:35,767 [dramatic music] 36 00:02:35,867 --> 00:02:38,067 [clothes rustling] 37 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:41,667 [dramatic suspense music] 38 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:46,267 You've no business being up here. 39 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:49,067 [both panting] 40 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:50,900 [dramatic suspense music] 41 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,267 [footsteps thumping] 42 00:02:53,367 --> 00:02:56,200 Stop, come back this minute. 43 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,833 [dramatic suspense music] 44 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:16,233 -[footsteps thumping] -[dramatic music] 45 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,333 [door hinges squeaking] 46 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:20,100 Do get up young ladies, let's take a look at you. 47 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,200 [door hinges squeaking] 48 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,733 How many stinking number of bodies have we in here? 49 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:24,733 [door hinges squeaking] 50 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,367 Gentlemen, out of your beds, if you please. 51 00:03:27,467 --> 00:03:29,067 [dramatic suspense music] 52 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:31,533 Head count and inspection. 53 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:35,200 [dramatic suspense music] 54 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,700 Anything? 55 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,133 Your men? 56 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:44,167 [footsteps thumping] 57 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:47,067 [cheerful music] 58 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,800 [footsteps thumping] 59 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,533 It has to be a lower servant. 60 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,833 One of your footmen. 61 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:30,167 And one of your maids. 62 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:31,833 Well, those grooms, the porters. 63 00:04:31,933 --> 00:04:33,867 Besides, it's someone 64 00:04:33,967 --> 00:04:36,133 from the third floor corridor obviously. 65 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:38,067 There aren't any romances I know. 66 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,733 Well, you obviously don't. 67 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,467 Blatantly flouting house rules 68 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:42,800 and rubbing our bloody noses in it. 69 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,633 Well, Mr. Adams, let's tight up, 70 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:46,300 so we nip this in the bud. 71 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,133 Well too late for that, 72 00:04:47,233 --> 00:04:48,500 the bud's been opened. 73 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:53,600 One of the young girl has been seduced 74 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,367 and her life ruined as a result. 75 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:57,200 Somebody's life has been ruined? 76 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,067 Let's not make too much of this. 77 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,233 If we discover who it was, they will be punished. 78 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,067 And if we don't? 79 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:05,333 How can I make too much of it? 80 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:06,533 Am I the only one concerned, 81 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:08,600 that there's immorality going on under this roof? 82 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:12,700 My main concern, being butler rather than vicar, 83 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,067 is that someone is breaking house rules, 84 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,733 and getting away with it. 85 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,800 But it wouldn't be the first house to have turned brothel. 86 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,467 What takes the scandal light when it's a castle. 87 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,400 It could be one of the maids, 88 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,300 many of the men, 89 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,067 or several maids and all of the men. 90 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:32,200 [footsteps thumping] 91 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,733 I expect you to take this matter seriously 92 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:37,233 and do something about your men. 93 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:38,967 And I assume that you'll be doing something 94 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,100 about your women? 95 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,533 My women are not arrogant, posturing, hard drinking. 96 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:45,867 I hardly recognise my footmen in that description. 97 00:05:45,967 --> 00:05:47,767 Well then you obviously don't know them very well. 98 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:49,333 Do I not? 99 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,100 [footsteps thumping] 100 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,500 All I know is, it wasn't me. 101 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,300 Well, that's what they're all saying. 102 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,500 I am aware it has to be someone, 103 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,067 if I only I say it's not me either. 104 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:58,933 And we held that down, 105 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,100 we don't keep any blind maids. 106 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,067 -[crockery clinking] -[man laughing] 107 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:03,100 Or feeble-minded ones, 108 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,233 so that she walked in it. 109 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,300 But I'll get a witch paid 110 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,733 for them to get busted. 111 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,700 Just think, some little woman right under our nose, 112 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,933 is giving it out to someone, 113 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:12,333 and that someone isn't me. 114 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:13,400 [footsteps thumping] 115 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,600 Whoever is, is a bad faced slut. 116 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,733 When she's discovered she'd be completely disgraced. 117 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:18,733 Poor thing though, 118 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,500 turned out without character. 119 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,067 We've not used that room for years, 120 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,800 could have been going on forever. 121 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,667 You know who I reckon it is? 122 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:27,533 No one knows. 123 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:28,767 No, one of the laundry women. 124 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:30,467 One of the night watchmen, so does they. 125 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:32,367 [footsteps thumping] 126 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:33,200 It's all around you. 127 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,133 Maybe it's one of us 128 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,667 or one of the sculleries or kitchen maids. 129 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:39,967 Has to be. 130 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,333 Hey, the man, 131 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,900 do you think it might be Mr. Adams. 132 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:48,133 -[all laughing] -Oh! 133 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:51,933 [women conversing quietly] 134 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:58,333 -[crockery clinking] -[group chattering] 135 00:06:58,433 --> 00:06:59,233 [footsteps thumping] 136 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,433 No, I'm sorry Mr. Adams, this won't do, 137 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,400 men and women sitting together. 138 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,467 But they do please. 139 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:06,400 Well, they shouldn't, should they? 140 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,867 My girls will be on this side of the table, 141 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:10,133 Charlotte, come along, 142 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:11,700 take your food, move around. 143 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,700 From now on, you stay on your own side. 144 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,433 Mrs. Ryan there are more women than men, 145 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:16,567 and only one table. 146 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,133 Well then you can use this table. 147 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,567 We use that for serving. 148 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,367 Well, then you will eat in shifts, won't you? 149 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,100 Johnny, come on, take your plate, move it across. 150 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,400 It will get cold. 151 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,367 Good, maybe it will cool your odour. 152 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:27,500 My odour? 153 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,400 -Everyone's. -[crockery clinking] 154 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,833 Right, come on, come on you men all out. 155 00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:36,533 Out I said, from now on the women will eat first. 156 00:07:36,633 --> 00:07:39,733 [footsteps thumping] 157 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,200 We should get first sitting at dinner then. 158 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,533 I can't stick cold bacon meat. 159 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:52,067 [footsteps thumping] 160 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:53,300 Just tell me William, 161 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,900 if you get the sack and had to leave without a character, 162 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:55,767 where would you go? 163 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:57,100 It wasn't bloody me. 164 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,333 No one said it was. 165 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:03,200 Where would you go Georgie? 166 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:07,233 Back as a savage and the delights of ex-war? 167 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,467 Or I find that second ship. 168 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:11,800 [Adams laughing] 169 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,900 [footsteps thumping] 170 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:18,500 Girls, men are not the same as us. 171 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,700 There's no reason to them. 172 00:08:21,933 --> 00:08:22,967 A man in... 173 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,500 A man at night... 174 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,233 [girl giggling] 175 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,200 Are you finding this amusing, Susan? 176 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:33,900 Nay, Mrs Ryan [breathing hard]. 177 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:40,133 A man maybe polite, 178 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,800 attentive, the figure of respectability by day, 179 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,167 but at night... 180 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,067 At night if he thinks... 181 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:55,200 If you present yourself as less than a stranger, 182 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,667 then you may not be able to fend him off. 183 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,767 And if you find yourself alone with him 184 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:05,267 you're just as guilty, aren't you Mrs. Ryan? 185 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,967 Not as guilty Charlotte, but certainly foolish, 186 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:11,500 which is why it's my duty to warn you, 187 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,733 if there's anything any of you know, 188 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,067 and the sad thing is now every man in this house is looking 189 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:24,567 at each and every one of you and thinking, "Is it her?" 190 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,067 Is it her? 191 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,500 She has tarred you all with her brush. 192 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,767 [soft suspense music] 193 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:37,400 [glasses clinking] 194 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,200 [soft suspense music] 195 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,800 [glasses knocking on counter] 196 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,867 [glasses clinking] 197 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:48,500 [dramatic suspense music] 198 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,933 We are all adults. 199 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,933 We know what went on. 200 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,467 We also know that no one is going to step forward 201 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,700 and volunteer for dismissal. 202 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,733 So I won't waste my breath asking 203 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,400 for a confession that we will never get. 204 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,400 [furniture squeaking] 205 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,567 His Lordship has decided to go 206 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,833 to the Cumberland house for spring. 207 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,433 We travel on Wednesday. 208 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,433 [women conversing quietly] 209 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:24,400 Therefore my footmen will leave behind all the maids 210 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,667 and all the temptations they present, however unwittingly. 211 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,800 Unfortunately, one of the footmen must stay 212 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:34,467 at Taplow's, as lady Mary Bourne is too old 213 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,667 for a Cumberland spring. 214 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:36,633 Who is it? 215 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,333 And she will require a footman in attendance. 216 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,067 Who, Mr. Jarvis? 217 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,967 That's for her lady named Mrs. Diggins to decide. 218 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,667 Someone I trust who doesn't totally revolt her. 219 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,767 So to stay here in luxury you know what you have to do, 220 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:57,233 impress Mrs. Diggins, woo her. 221 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,133 [furniture squeaking] 222 00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,200 [gentle music] 223 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:04,400 -[writing quill squeaking] -[gentle music] 224 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,333 [gentle music] 225 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,300 I return to this letter in some confusion. 226 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,733 You've never before seen fit 227 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,367 to make an announcement to the staff, 228 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,933 before you've even had the simple courtesy to consult me. 229 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,667 [gentle music] 230 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:24,400 [paper rustling] 231 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,133 [gentle music] 232 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,433 Cumberland house, just so the air can get some fricking 233 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,800 onto them before the season ends. 234 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,233 I'll be breaking his damnful neck. 235 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:41,633 The bloody mildew on your bread and a stink of damp- 236 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:45,533 'Cause no one else for months or days off or lie rough. 237 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:46,400 What a damn. 238 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,300 There's no question about it. 239 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,167 Should be me stopping back first footman. 240 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,867 First footman goes with the Cumberland if you will. 241 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:56,100 Unless you could wind your way around Mrs. Diggins. 242 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,167 [man giggling] 243 00:11:57,267 --> 00:12:00,533 Can't stand the woman and she can't abide me. 244 00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,600 Do you want it? 245 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,300 Do you ever hear respect your elders? 246 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,100 Where are you going? 247 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,133 Where's he off to? 248 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:08,867 Crafty bugger's off brown-nosing, isn't he? 249 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,133 Sneaky soul. 250 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:13,267 -[man laughing] -[dramatic music] 251 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,300 [footsteps thumping] 252 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,200 I'm looking after Mrs Diggins. 253 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,533 Be quick enough let them open. 254 00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:18,067 Oh, give me that wig. 255 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,067 No, no. 256 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,100 Just pounded that. 257 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:20,933 [door hinges squeaking] 258 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:21,767 Look out, here she is. 259 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,867 [dramatic music] 260 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:27,300 Her ladyship is going to the morning room, Joseph. 261 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,167 [dramatic music] 262 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,467 Well Chefs in Cumberland, Cook will do her evening meal. 263 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,867 For the rest, you know what her ladyship likes. 264 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,667 Just what most 90 year olds like, 265 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,767 little and often and requiring no teeth. 266 00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,900 She's easy enough to please. 267 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,533 Unlike her maid, right? 268 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,633 Mrs. Diggins at least understands the need 269 00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:06,400 for good discipline in the house. 270 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,567 Finally, I've instructed all the servants, 271 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,667 and all those concerned, 272 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,900 that there will be only one meal sitting. 273 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,967 Without any discussion with me? 274 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:18,533 Did you come to me in the first place? 275 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:19,833 As it is, you doubled the servant's mealtime 276 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,800 without any consultation. 277 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:23,567 [papers rustling] 278 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,633 That's everything? 279 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,500 [papers rustling] 280 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,167 It is unfair to treat every man in this household 281 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:33,133 as if we are crazed and lustful savages, Mrs. Ryan. 282 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:33,967 Just one of you. 283 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:34,967 [papers rustling] 284 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,967 I saw no signs of a struggle in that room. 285 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,367 No signs of any resistance. 286 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,600 [chair squeaking] 287 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,167 Would be ironic if whoever stay behind 288 00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:44,433 was the culprit all day. 289 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,067 -[door hinges squeaking] -[footsteps thumping] 290 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,133 Still, you can always lock them 291 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,133 in their room at night, can't you? 292 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,767 [man chuckles] 293 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:54,067 You've got the best legs, Henry. 294 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,067 I have other leg. 295 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:55,967 [footsteps thumping] 296 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,333 Mrs Diggins likes a good leg. 297 00:13:57,433 --> 00:13:58,267 [footsteps thumping] 298 00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,200 What's of Lady Bourne like? 299 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,933 Ah, don't worry about her. 300 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,067 [footsteps thumping] 301 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,633 Mrs Diggin's rules are rules. 302 00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:07,500 Well stubborn face, she's all right. 303 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,533 When I was at the upstairs, 304 00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:09,367 she gave me one of her powders. 305 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,933 Well what was that about her? 306 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,200 Always gives her sugar almond, doesn't she bro? 307 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,433 You're having some. 308 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,067 Sugar? Bloody omen. 309 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,367 [dramatic music] 310 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,867 [footsteps thumping] 311 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,433 You overfried? 312 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,300 Well, you gonna. 313 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,133 Like hell I'll do your shimami sauce. 314 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,333 Yes he's been feeding up. 315 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,267 [dramatic music] 316 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,533 [wooden box thudding on the floor] 317 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,067 Great, Fred, Joe there won't be any goodies in Cumberland, 318 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:30,833 get them into the store room. 319 00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:32,467 Its rocks and ring, right? 320 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,967 [men laughing] 321 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,333 On our way. 322 00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:37,133 [dramatic music] 323 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,733 [footsteps thumping] 324 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,200 Now that's him, isn't it? 325 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,300 And we won it then. 326 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,200 And you must been before, its been years. 327 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,700 I've told you, she's lying to me. 328 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,400 She pretty knows who I am. 329 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,133 Well wait, are you gonna stand by 330 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:49,200 while they get the best bidding? 331 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,067 What, you mean dying of common bloody weights? 332 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,433 I know they're only gonna leave one of us behind to help, 333 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:56,467 if that person's not gonna be me, 334 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:57,267 it's going to be you, right? 335 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:58,233 Oh, so you or me? 336 00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,467 Shouldn't take much, should they? 337 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,467 [footsteps thumping] 338 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,700 Generally knows the black voices well. 339 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,700 [man laughing] 340 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,500 I think we will be able to manage it. 341 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,333 [gentle music] 342 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,467 [footsteps thumping] 343 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,367 [gentle music] 344 00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:14,100 [door hinges squeaking] 345 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,100 Excuse me, allow me to present to you, 346 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,967 the footman who's not going to the waste of Cumberland. 347 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:20,967 Who have they sent? 348 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:24,600 Well, I'm the only one that knows, so far. 349 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,233 [bouncy piano music] 350 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:41,633 [cloth rustling] 351 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,333 [bouncy piano music] 352 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,867 [door hinges squeaking] 353 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:46,967 What are you doing, Cosmo? 354 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:50,400 Well, she left the fat on the tray so... 355 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,367 And had she? 356 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,833 Cos had face being dropped on the way. 357 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,067 But I didn't. 358 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,933 You see, she just has a gut leash. 359 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,067 It's cause you're so useless we have 360 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,167 to run around after you. 361 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,867 Do you two have to turn everything into a fight? 362 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,300 Sorry sir. 363 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,500 [footsteps thumping] 364 00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:13,400 [Lassie knocking on the dough] 365 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,167 A passionate woman makes bad bread. 366 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,233 I don't know what you mean. 367 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:26,133 Well, they say that hatred is the next thing to love. 368 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,467 And if you're not careful Lassie, 369 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,067 you stand licklam. 370 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,900 [footsteps thumping] 371 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,967 It'd have been fair to his little cheap dogs. 372 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,200 [door hinges squeaking] 373 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,233 [door thudding] 374 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,467 [Lassie knocking dough on the board] 375 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,167 I'm giving you as much notice as I've had myself, Felix. 376 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:51,867 Tomorrow, plan, trait and serve a feast 377 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,067 with one day's warning. 378 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:56,700 That's the usual farewell supper for the upper servants. 379 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,533 Felix Kraus does not have a usual. 380 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,100 I mean the usual time, 381 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,633 the usual place, 382 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,300 the usual bloody servants. 383 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,200 Your usual bloody good temper. 384 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,200 Will you cook dinner tomorrow 385 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,867 for the upper servants or not? 386 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,067 Yes. 387 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,067 Thank you. 388 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,500 [footsteps thumping] 389 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,700 [wooden blocks knocking on each other] 390 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,067 All evening of Flora Ryan to look forward to. 391 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,433 Shouting above the Mary clank clank 392 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,533 of her rustic chastity belt. 393 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,700 I think I have before me a man, 394 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,067 who has not had a walk into town recently. 395 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,400 [gentle music] 396 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,733 [writing quill squeaking] 397 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,233 My hands feel too large, 398 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,867 I stumble over my words and you look at me 399 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,700 as though I am a tedious irritant in your life. 400 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,400 Whatever I say or do seems to make the matter worse, 401 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,867 so that I'm becoming nervous about saying 402 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,967 or doing anything at all. 403 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:56,100 -[gentle music] -[writing quill squeaking] 404 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:03,900 Oh come on, Grace. 405 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:07,467 [footsteps thumping] 406 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,233 [crockery clinking] 407 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,800 What are you doing now Grace? 408 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,333 I was gonna watch the penthouse for some wet flour. 409 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,367 No we have enough flour to my believe. 410 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,733 And what's more for the journey? 411 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,733 If Mr. Jarvis had wanted that kind of attention 412 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,333 he should've given us more warning. 413 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,767 Go and help Charlotte with all she's packing. 414 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,700 Will be supper time before you know it. 415 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,300 [gentle music] 416 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,433 [footsteps thumping] 417 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:36,233 [gentle music] 418 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,267 [footsteps thumping] 419 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,633 And I, if she says one more thing to me, 420 00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,067 I swear I'll faint [chuckles]. 421 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,900 Then she will be sorry. 422 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,300 [footsteps thumping] 423 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,400 [gentle music] 424 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,233 Damn. 425 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,500 [footsteps thumping] 426 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,733 [dramatic music] 427 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,967 [bell chiming] 428 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,367 [footsteps thumping] 429 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:09,267 [dramatic music] 430 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,067 [door hinges squeaking] 431 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,533 Stuffy George. 432 00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:17,300 It's been [indistinct]. 433 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,133 Yeah, any minute now you idiot. 434 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,433 You're pretty fine yourself for Mrs Diggins. 435 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:24,267 No I'm not. 436 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,200 And you, you wanna go be careful. 437 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:28,900 [dramatic music] 438 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,767 Why don't you go sticking a razor? 439 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,600 Well I won't touch a bloody razor. 440 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,067 I know you Fred, you leave me alone. 441 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,600 What are you all about? 442 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,633 Just cause Mrs Diggins is concerned 443 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:41,200 with hairy legs, get your own razor. 444 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,767 [dramatic music] 445 00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:45,933 [door hinges squeaking] 446 00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,067 [dramatic music] 447 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,833 [footsteps thumping] 448 00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,233 You shaved your legs recently? 449 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,567 Oh, that can't be asked. 450 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,500 [dramatic music] 451 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,133 I think we should. 452 00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,033 [dramatic music] 453 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:02,667 We thank you Lord 454 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,433 for what we're about to receive 455 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:08,067 and make us fit for the work you have allotted us, amen. 456 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,867 -Amen. -Amen. 457 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,367 -[clothes rustling] -[chairs squeaking] 458 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,467 [crockery clinking] 459 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:13,533 How are you able to breathe, fair? 460 00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:15,333 -[crockery clinking] -Good, [indistinct]. 461 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,300 It's not elbowing, it's [indistinct]. 462 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,167 Do we have have less, more and more 463 00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:20,767 then get it done on next, 464 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,633 we carry on with work. 465 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:23,467 [crockery clinking] 466 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:24,533 [footsteps thumping] 467 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:25,533 Well, you would have bled to death by now, Fred. 468 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:26,733 And I nearly did. 469 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,300 Just lost a couple of quarts. 470 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,200 [crockery clinking] 471 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,100 Look, Mrs. Diggins. 472 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,833 [Adams] Feeding time at the circus. 473 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:39,733 [dramatic music] 474 00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:40,733 How are you all ladies and gentlemen? 475 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:43,067 I'm just telling Mrs. Diggins who's who. 476 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,700 [dramatic music] 477 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,233 [crockery clinking] 478 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,467 [footsteps thumping] 479 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:48,767 -Yes. -[dramatic music] 480 00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:51,067 You're wasting your time lads. 481 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,067 Sugar dolmans can't get enough of that black voice. 482 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:54,900 [crockery clinking] 483 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,300 [footsteps thumping] 484 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,700 Oh my love, [indistinct] same day as his dinner. 485 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,500 Sorry Mrs. Ryan had me running around in the afternoon. 486 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,067 So long as you're not running from me. 487 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,400 As well, if you'll be helpful, 488 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,133 it's all gonna be done here. 489 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,467 I'm not going anywhere love. 490 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:10,400 You wait. 491 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,367 -[dramatic music] -[footsteps thumping] 492 00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:13,733 -[man whistling] -[footsteps thumping] 493 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:16,367 -Mrs. Diggins, allow me, -[footsteps thumping] 494 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,533 these things go by habit been a long day. 495 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,100 You can't go into my lady's bedroom? 496 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,267 I wouldn't dream of it, 497 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,400 but I'll just carry to the top of the stairs for you. 498 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:28,533 -[dramatic music] -[footsteps thumping] 499 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,067 How's the Ladyship? 500 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,067 Let's say she's easy. 501 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,167 [footsteps thumping] 502 00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:37,167 I've got a soft spot for old people, my mom's old. 503 00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:39,467 [footsteps thumping] 504 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:40,900 Do you know? 505 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,700 I don't suppose I do. 506 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:44,400 My mom's got a bedroom, 507 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,800 we're just like this, it's identical. 508 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,533 How on earth could your mother possibly afford 509 00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:50,067 a woman like this one? 510 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,600 French, alma wood and two guineas. 511 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,900 [dramatic music] 512 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,867 [footsteps thumping] 513 00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,133 [Fred laughing] 514 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,067 [Fred] My Mom's old [laughing]. 515 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:06,667 Love it [laughing]. 516 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:07,967 [footsteps thumping] 517 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,167 [dramatic music] 518 00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:14,267 -[Fred laughing] -[footsteps thumping] 519 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,533 -[bell chiming] -[footsteps thumping] 520 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:22,233 [papers rustling] 521 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:25,533 Oh, should those bloody bells... 522 00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:26,867 [clothes rustling] 523 00:22:26,967 --> 00:22:28,367 And the icicles outside. 524 00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:29,700 [bell chiming] 525 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,233 Can we go there then? 526 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,567 [bell chiming] 527 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:34,800 [paper rustling] 528 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,400 What you got there? 529 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,767 [hissing] Nothing. 530 00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:39,467 [papers rustling] 531 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,933 It's morning already, isn't it [indistinct]? 532 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,300 What is that? 533 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,967 Sir, nothing. 534 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,800 [papers rustling] 535 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,300 Nothing at all Georgie. 536 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,533 [footsteps thumping] 537 00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:57,467 [water splashing into jugs] 538 00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:59,100 There's nothing you can't bloody well tell me. 539 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,233 I thought we were in this together. 540 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,100 [water splashing into jugs] 541 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,133 -We are. -[metallic bucket rattling] 542 00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:04,767 I don't want Fred and Joe knowing just yet. 543 00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:07,133 I mean, it was only for us. 544 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:09,067 I'm not going to tell anyone. 545 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:11,300 [water splashing] 546 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,300 All right. 547 00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:14,500 Loved a woman. 548 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,367 [metallic bucket rattling] 549 00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:16,600 You know, it's many stuff. 550 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,067 [laughs] Piss off. 551 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:19,800 [metallic bucket rattling] 552 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,067 Old shovel face loves it. 553 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,667 She loves a shaven leg, 554 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:23,700 clean-shaven chin- 555 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,067 And loads of love in the woman. 556 00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:26,767 She likes her flunkies sweet. 557 00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:28,533 Does she know? 558 00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:31,500 [water splashing] 559 00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:37,067 -[Cosmo giggling] -[water splashing] 560 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,400 [metallic bucket rattling] 561 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,767 -[dramatic music] -[papers rustling] 562 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:45,600 [dramatic music] 563 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,467 -Oh. -[dramatic music] 564 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:53,667 Has he gone funny or what? 565 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:54,500 [dramatic music] 566 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,167 [wheels screeching] 567 00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:57,400 Place this one on top Mr. Cosmo. 568 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,933 [wheels screeching] 569 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:01,600 Sir, Mrs. Diggins might have chosen. 570 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,667 You let us know when she has. 571 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:04,600 Mr. Adams, this evening the lower service 572 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,933 may have a small party. 573 00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:08,367 There will be extra beer and food. 574 00:24:08,467 --> 00:24:10,400 I'm sure they'll be very grateful sir. 575 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,400 You would ensure 576 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,533 that it is both respectable and decorous. 577 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:16,800 After all we'll not have our men led astray 578 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,733 by these little madams, Mr. Adams. 579 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,967 Suppose you don't know it. 580 00:24:22,067 --> 00:24:23,800 I am William Shakespeare himself 581 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,900 compared to you, mr. Cosmo. 582 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:28,767 [Adams laughing] 583 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,733 I'll tell you what you watch, 584 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,933 be the bloody statue in sunny hop next. 585 00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:34,833 And take everything else. 586 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,600 What did you do with your coats? 587 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,933 [hangers rattling on rail] 588 00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:39,533 Nothing, it's all right. 589 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:40,333 [footsteps thumping] 590 00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:41,767 Check it. 591 00:24:41,867 --> 00:24:43,267 Oh wow [chuckles]. 592 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,967 Who's done that? 593 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:48,400 I'll tell Mr. Jarvis you'll be an hour 594 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,400 or two late, shall I? 595 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,333 Fred, glass has been stored make. 596 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:53,233 Very fragile glass, 597 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:55,133 I was just very big stones. 598 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:56,567 You've been nobbled men. 599 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:59,100 Oh, which one of you bastards? 600 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,600 [dramatic music] 601 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,867 -[both men giggling] -[dramatic music] 602 00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:06,100 Stop it. 603 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,933 [dramatic music] 604 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:09,867 [footsteps thumping] 605 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,733 [dramatic music] 606 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:17,067 Idiot grins on idiot faces. 607 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:18,933 We're living with Lunatics. 608 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:22,167 -[dramatic music] -[footsteps thumping] 609 00:25:22,267 --> 00:25:23,367 [dramatic music] 610 00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:26,067 [door hinges squeaking] 611 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,900 [dramatic music] 612 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:34,733 [footsteps thumping] 613 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:38,067 Onto which side of the line will the piano go? 614 00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:41,900 If the person playing the piano is a woman, 615 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:44,067 it will go on the female side. 616 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,567 And if a man wants to play, it will go on the male side. 617 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,800 And if the piano was on the female side, 618 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,733 who's going to move it to the male side? 619 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:51,933 I dare say, 620 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:54,567 I will give a special dispensation for piano removal. 621 00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:58,733 I trust you'll make sure this line is observed Mr. Adams. 622 00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:02,833 I'll do my job Mrs. Ryan, as I always do. 623 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:04,567 Yes, but you're not bothered 624 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,833 to hide your disapproval, will you? 625 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,667 Your attitude Mr. Adams- 626 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,933 Mrs Ryan, good. 627 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,667 I was looking for you. 628 00:26:12,767 --> 00:26:14,100 Could you spare a few minutes? 629 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:19,233 -[dramatic music] -[clothes rustling] 630 00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:24,867 -[footsteps thumping] -[dramatic music] 631 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:27,833 Anyone could slip away, while the household is busy, 632 00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:30,567 while you're in your steel room or I'm upstairs. 633 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:31,433 [Mr Jarvis hitting his body] 634 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:32,767 They could meet in here. 635 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:38,633 -[footsteps thumping] -[dramatic music] 636 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,067 -Or here. -[dramatic music] 637 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:43,867 I have work to do. 638 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:45,567 I won't keep you long. 639 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:46,467 Let me finish. 640 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:47,333 [footsteps thumping] 641 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,833 This is most unnecessary. 642 00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:51,167 [dramatic music] 643 00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:53,367 [door hinges squeaking] 644 00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:56,100 -[footsteps thumping] -[dramatic music] 645 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,600 They can have a party in here all night long 646 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,333 and we wouldn't hear a thing. 647 00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,067 I have duty to those girls. 648 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,400 We could spend half our lives trying to keep them apart 649 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,733 and they'll spend all of theirs trying 650 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,067 to get back together. 651 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,400 And if you don't believe, 652 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,433 that you should prevent them from doing so, 653 00:27:09,533 --> 00:27:11,100 then you're not the gentleman I thought you are. 654 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,500 Then we're destined to disappoint each other. 655 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,800 [dramatic music] 656 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,533 [carriage wheels rattling] 657 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:23,667 -Wow. -[playful flute music] 658 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:18,967 Lunatics or the feeble-minded, we can take our choice. 659 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,067 [playful flute music] 660 00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:45,667 Are you telling me to remove my white line? 661 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,367 You must do, as you think fit 662 00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:50,133 but they may find it amusing. 663 00:28:50,233 --> 00:28:52,300 Oh, then they must laugh at me, mustn't they? 664 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,133 As you do? 665 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,333 I do not. 666 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,333 Mrs. Ryan. 667 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,333 You're making a mistake. 668 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:07,067 You found two old blankets and three old candles. 669 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:07,933 If you finished with me- 670 00:29:08,067 --> 00:29:09,867 And because of that, 671 00:29:09,967 --> 00:29:12,433 I have engineered an early departure to Cumberland, 672 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:13,833 your girls are unhappy, 673 00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:14,833 my men are dreading it, 674 00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:18,233 and still you are making a fool of yourself. 675 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,267 Thank you. 676 00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:26,667 I didn't realise you had engineered this removal. 677 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,967 [Mr. Jarvis breathing hard] 678 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,333 I helped His Lordship make up his mind. 679 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:41,433 -[gentle music] -[footsteps thumping] 680 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:47,800 -[papers rustling] -[keys rattling] 681 00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:50,767 [gentle music] 682 00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:52,833 [writing quill squeaking] 683 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,433 Dear Mr. Jarvis, 684 00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:58,267 I'm at a loss to understand your recent behaviour towards me. 685 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,833 How could you tell me so brutally, 686 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:04,067 that I am the cause of your departure? 687 00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:07,133 If this is true, 688 00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:10,000 it means that you prefer a cold and hated household 689 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:13,267 to the one I have created at Taplow's. 690 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:14,400 [gentle music] 691 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,500 And if it's not true, then you said it to hurt me, 692 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,567 and that was cruel. 693 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:19,833 [writing quill squeaking] 694 00:30:19,933 --> 00:30:21,733 -[water splashing] -[lever clicking] 695 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:25,033 -[Fred groaning] -[lever clicking] 696 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:25,967 I told him not to, 697 00:30:26,067 --> 00:30:28,333 but he does not know what fair play is. 698 00:30:28,433 --> 00:30:30,067 Tell you what, I'll make it up to you. 699 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:31,900 No, no, don't bother. 700 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,600 I will, even if you scold me. 701 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,833 You see, I know Willie's really [mumbles] 702 00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,033 Oh yeah, what? 703 00:30:38,133 --> 00:30:39,700 Oh, give up Joe, do you really think 704 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,900 he's gonna help anyone but George Cosmo. 705 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,467 Fred, I'm not in a race with someone, 706 00:30:43,567 --> 00:30:45,300 never have been, too new. 707 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,500 [water splashing] 708 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,800 Well I don't wanna see Willie trample over everybody. 709 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,800 You ready? 710 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:51,933 Love don't you. 711 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:53,467 [Fred laughing] 712 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,267 What? Now you're really having a laugh, aren't you? 713 00:30:55,367 --> 00:30:56,500 Well, it's up to you, man. 714 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,100 I overheard her talking to Mrs. Ryan. 715 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,033 [dramatic music] 716 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,067 No more scent, no more hairy legs, 717 00:31:01,167 --> 00:31:02,967 no sweet, sweet smell. 718 00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:04,267 [dramatic music] 719 00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:05,100 Go up to Willie 720 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,400 He's up by now, trying home. 721 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,933 Let's do that, anyway, Mrs. Diggins is waiting. 722 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,733 [footsteps thumping] 723 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,967 -[dramatic music] -[footsteps thumping] 724 00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:15,833 Good luck. 725 00:31:15,933 --> 00:31:17,100 Can't live without you. 726 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:17,933 Right. 727 00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:19,500 I can't Grace, I can't. 728 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:24,633 -[footsteps thumping] -[dramatic music] 729 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:26,800 Hey, hey, hey, I haven't finished. 730 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:30,067 [indistinct] 731 00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:31,833 [Frank groaning] 732 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,067 Don't get rude! 733 00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:39,667 Freaking out, didn't have to drink this stuff as well? 734 00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:40,500 Oh, bells bells, 735 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,967 stickiness is gotten on my teeth. 736 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:44,100 [indistinct] 737 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,067 It's on my waist coat. 738 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:47,067 It's the very least of your worries. 739 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:51,100 Why is my top floor corridor written like a French brothel? 740 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,133 Sorry Mr. Jarvis. 741 00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:52,967 Why? 742 00:31:53,067 --> 00:31:53,867 Mr. Forest. 743 00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:55,167 Mr Stinkinson 744 00:31:55,267 --> 00:31:56,267 And what does that good soul done 745 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,067 to deserve such bad treatment? 746 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,067 Well, she likes it sir. 747 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:01,833 Who told you that? 748 00:32:01,933 --> 00:32:03,500 Oh, bastard. 749 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,867 Mr. Matkin, who told you that? 750 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,100 Well, Mr. Cosmo, sir. 751 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,133 Mr. Cosmo. 752 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:15,900 Tell me, which foulplay is noticeable by his absence. 753 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,800 [dramatic music] 754 00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:21,233 [William mumbling] 755 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,900 [Joe mumbling] 756 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:25,400 [dramatic music] 757 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,200 [Cosmo humming] 758 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,700 -[footsteps thumping] -[Cosmo whistling] 759 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,067 [gentle music] 760 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,567 I have only ever been a devoted friend to you. 761 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,667 I think of you so highly that I can not be convinced, 762 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,767 as you seem to wish 763 00:32:43,867 --> 00:32:46,067 that you're a cold and indifferent man. 764 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:47,933 [gentle music] 765 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,067 You must know my feelings towards you. 766 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:51,667 And if it must be me who takes the first step 767 00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:55,067 and acknowledging those feelings, then I do so now. 768 00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:57,700 And I trust in your former gentleness 769 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,433 and goodness to receive this letter kindly. 770 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,300 Yours, most sincerely, Flora. 771 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,633 [gentle music] 772 00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:11,867 -[footsteps thumping] -[door hinges squeaking] 773 00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:15,067 [footsteps thumping] 774 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,867 Oh, could we have the door open? 775 00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:17,900 -Yes ma'am. -Yes. 776 00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:19,867 -[door hinges squeaking] -[Mrs. Diggins coughing] 777 00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:21,067 Thank you, Mr. Adams. 778 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,200 Sir. 779 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,400 [footsteps thumping] 780 00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:39,067 So Mrs. Diggins, which of these fragrant gentlemen 781 00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,567 will you entrust with Her Ladyship? 782 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,067 Well, I haven't changed my mind Mr. Jarvis. 783 00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:45,467 I don't like Yorkshireman, 784 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:47,233 and I won't have anyone 785 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:50,067 who can't speak like a civilised christian. 786 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:52,167 And as I am not permitted to prise apart 787 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:56,400 the black boys, Joseph, or what's his name? 788 00:33:57,233 --> 00:34:00,400 And so it is- 789 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,400 Well, it'll have to be him, 790 00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:04,833 the ugly one. 791 00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:06,400 -[bouncy music] -Very well. 792 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,067 The ugly one will stay here, 793 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,200 the more presentable ones may leave. 794 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,067 [bouncy music] 795 00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:14,600 [footsteps thumping] 796 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:17,333 [bouncy music] 797 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,167 Leave the door open, Mr. Adams. 798 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,433 [bouncy music] 799 00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:26,733 She knew, who she's gonna choose from the very start. 800 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,800 She's been watching us laughing. 801 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,633 Who's been picked? 802 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:30,700 Oh, let's try and guess here, 803 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,500 but which of if the footmen isn't here? 804 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,333 George? 805 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:34,567 Bloody George. 806 00:34:34,667 --> 00:34:35,967 Oh, I never thought it'd be him. 807 00:34:36,067 --> 00:34:37,700 So he'll be here a couple of months? 808 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,467 With today's fragrant gentlemen. 809 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:42,300 [footsteps thumping] 810 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,833 [Grace laughing] 811 00:34:43,933 --> 00:34:46,567 [bouncy music] 812 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:56,067 You'll make yourself available to Mrs. Ryan 813 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:57,967 at the start of day, every day. 814 00:34:58,067 --> 00:34:59,067 Yes Mr. Jarvis. 815 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:01,267 And report to Mrs. Diggins at noon. 816 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,233 Yes, Mrs. Ryan. 817 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:07,733 Well, I don't understand a word he says 818 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:10,133 so it's useless me asking him anything. 819 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,533 You're a gabbler and a mutterer. 820 00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:17,067 Yes. Mrs.Diggins. Sorry Mrs Diggins. 821 00:35:17,133 --> 00:35:18,767 You'll give Mrs. Ryan and Mrs. Diggins 822 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:22,067 the same deference and obedience you give me, understand? 823 00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:23,133 Sir. 824 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:24,067 So you will have a better spring 825 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:26,067 than your colleagues in Cumberland. 826 00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:30,333 After all, Mrs. Ryan is no Mrs. Castle Diane. 827 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:34,233 No, sir, she certainly isn't. 828 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,933 Mrs. Castle Diane was an old housekeeper 829 00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:38,233 at George's last house. 830 00:35:39,633 --> 00:35:42,500 [laughs] Mrs. Castle Diane, quite a character. 831 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,500 Tease her to marry a few times. 832 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,800 [dramatic music] 833 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,800 Unless you have anything else. 834 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,700 I'm sure Mr. Cosmo will be a credit to you 835 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,300 and respect my maids. 836 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,400 I dare say he'll have his uses? 837 00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,600 [Mr. Jarvis] You can go. 838 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,267 Sir. 839 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:03,867 [dramatic music] 840 00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:06,267 -Yes. -[footsteps thumping] 841 00:36:06,367 --> 00:36:08,667 -[footsteps thumping] -[Cosmo cheering] 842 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,533 [dramatic music] 843 00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:13,200 [door thudding] 844 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:14,767 It's only party time, isn't it? 845 00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:15,700 I know. 846 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,700 [Grace and Cosmo laughing] 847 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,767 I'm joyous and how did you know? 848 00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,567 She's in bed by eight every night. 849 00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:26,067 I know [indistinct] poor girl. 850 00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:27,067 What a shame. 851 00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:31,800 [Grace and Cosmo laughing] 852 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,633 [dramatic music] 853 00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:42,400 [both kissing] 854 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,867 [gentle music] 855 00:37:07,733 --> 00:37:10,767 [group chattering] 856 00:37:12,233 --> 00:37:15,267 [crockery clinking] 857 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,500 So Mrs. Higgins. 858 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,167 Mrs. Diggins. 859 00:37:19,267 --> 00:37:21,567 Oh, I beg your pardon Mrs. Diggins. 860 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:24,633 You don't find it dull when the household has moved on? 861 00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:26,867 Only the dull are dull. 862 00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:28,767 [crockery clinking] 863 00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:30,567 Of course. 864 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,800 At least one person will not be sharing 865 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,433 our hurt, colds and rheumatism. 866 00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:37,867 I have rheumatism of my own, thank you, 867 00:37:37,967 --> 00:37:39,200 as has my Lady. 868 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:41,900 [crockery clinking] 869 00:37:42,067 --> 00:37:42,767 [lady laughing] 870 00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:44,067 Mr Kraus, I was wondering 871 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,467 what you put in my cramon glass. 872 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,300 I was worried it was a little thick. 873 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,567 Thick? No, it's perfect Mrs. Ryan, 874 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:52,500 I couldn't do it better myself. 875 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,733 -Oh good. -[glasses clinking] 876 00:37:54,833 --> 00:37:56,600 [Kraus speaking in foreign language] 877 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,533 -[ladies exclaiming] -[ladies laughing] 878 00:37:58,633 --> 00:37:59,500 Oh no. 879 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,833 Oh goodness, oh, that's... 880 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:04,767 [Kraus laughing] 881 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:06,800 Oh that's beautiful. 882 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:11,200 [cutlery clinking on crockery] 883 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:12,733 Jarvis. 884 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,533 [gentle music] 885 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,900 A small token, 886 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:25,067 Mrs Ryan, a vote of thanks from the footmen, ballets, maids 887 00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:29,867 and all those that are going North in the morning. 888 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,433 Thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Ryan. 889 00:38:34,867 --> 00:38:38,200 How kind, really, really very kind. 890 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:40,433 And these flowers, [giggles] 891 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:41,533 [Felix giggling] 892 00:38:41,633 --> 00:38:42,633 How did you get them to be so delicate Mr. Kraus? 893 00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:45,133 Well, I shall tell you when we return. 894 00:38:46,067 --> 00:38:48,400 Special occasion, special wine to go with? 895 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,567 Madeira, please. 896 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,600 I'm sorry, please excuse me. 897 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,633 I have to... 898 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,633 [footsteps thumping] 899 00:39:00,733 --> 00:39:03,533 [suspense music] 900 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:09,067 [ladies singing] 901 00:39:38,267 --> 00:39:39,500 Mr. Cosmo. 902 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,633 Sir. 903 00:39:40,733 --> 00:39:43,667 Carry on, it's George I want. 904 00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:46,067 [footsteps thumping] 905 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,333 [crowd cheering] 906 00:39:49,433 --> 00:39:52,067 [man laughing] 907 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:56,067 * La, la, la, la la 908 00:39:56,167 --> 00:39:56,900 [footsteps thumping] 909 00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:57,733 Mr. Cosmo? 910 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:58,700 Yes, sir. 911 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,200 Tell me about Mrs. Castle Diane. 912 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:04,500 Well, she was strict, stout. 913 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,600 No doubt of that. 914 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600 But fair [claps]. 915 00:40:09,467 --> 00:40:10,333 And? 916 00:40:11,567 --> 00:40:13,700 Well, she kept it good, 917 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,400 I never really had much trouble with her Mr. Jarvis. 918 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,200 Hope you've had your fill of supper, Mr. Cosmo? 919 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,933 You won't be returning to the party. 920 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:24,067 [fingers snapping] 921 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:25,000 [footsteps thumping] 922 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:28,667 [dramatic suspense music] 923 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:38,467 [all cheering] 924 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:44,467 [all screaming and cheering] 925 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,200 [all laughing] 926 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,133 [group chattering] 927 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,133 [all cheering] 928 00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:00,600 Listen, something's happened. 929 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,400 It's George, George Cosmo. 930 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,433 He's in big trouble. 931 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:05,533 What has he done? 932 00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:06,900 It's Mr. Jarvis. 933 00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:08,867 He just took him off, face like thunder, 934 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,133 said he ain't coming back to the party. 935 00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:12,567 What has he done? 936 00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:14,267 I see it meaning, 937 00:41:14,367 --> 00:41:16,067 he met some woman in the night. 938 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:17,867 Bloody hell. 939 00:41:17,967 --> 00:41:18,700 Don't know that? 940 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,700 Might not be. 941 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,067 So he's the dirty predator, is he? 942 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:27,233 And Mr. Jarvis will be applying the thumbscrews. 943 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:31,267 So one of you use must be shitting up on self? 944 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:32,133 [dramatic music] 945 00:41:32,233 --> 00:41:33,267 Oh that size? 946 00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,333 [dramatic music] 947 00:41:34,433 --> 00:41:36,833 That size is too upland for my taste. 948 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,833 I mean the French have no restraint. 949 00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:41,500 They must overdo everything. 950 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,933 Overeat the cake [laughs]. 951 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:47,067 Pudding, same thing I suppose [chuckles]. 952 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:48,400 [Felix laughs] 953 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:51,100 Yeah, and as for the British, 954 00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:56,467 Chartsworth, Chartsworth it is beautiful. 955 00:41:56,567 --> 00:41:58,133 [Felix laughs] 956 00:41:58,233 --> 00:42:00,267 [dramatic music] 957 00:42:00,367 --> 00:42:03,267 [footsteps thumping] 958 00:42:03,367 --> 00:42:04,300 [door hinges squeaking] 959 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,100 [door thudding] 960 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,600 Mrs. Castle Diane was the first housekeeper 961 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:16,433 Ashwell Manor, official morbidity, 120 years ago. 962 00:42:21,267 --> 00:42:22,433 If you'd have ever worked there you would know 963 00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:23,800 that their own rest rules are hung 964 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,533 about the servants' hall, 965 00:42:25,633 --> 00:42:27,400 but you didn't know that, did you? 966 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:32,067 And I must draw my own conclusions. 967 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,300 Sir, I'm sorry. 968 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,700 Mr. Jarvis, I'm really sorry. 969 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,767 Sorry you've been found out? 970 00:42:37,867 --> 00:42:40,400 A forger and a liar. 971 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,767 I did forge the character sir, I know I shouldn't have- 972 00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:46,600 You're a rogue, Mr. Cosmo, are you not? 973 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,467 Yes, Mr. Jarvis, but I didn't wanna lie. 974 00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:52,633 I needed a job sir, 975 00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:54,633 but I'm a good footman. 976 00:42:56,133 --> 00:42:57,900 I work hard sir. 977 00:42:58,067 --> 00:43:01,933 Cosmo, is that a name? 978 00:43:02,067 --> 00:43:04,133 I've always had a feeling about that name. 979 00:43:05,067 --> 00:43:07,467 It is sir, I don't care what I do. 980 00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:09,067 I'll work in the garden sir. 981 00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:10,100 I'll do the portering. 982 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,300 We prefer our porters to be honest. 983 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,600 I'll be a nice servant sir. 984 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:17,867 I'll work my way back to footman, all right? 985 00:43:17,967 --> 00:43:19,500 Just let me prove to you sir, 986 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,267 prove I can do it. 987 00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:22,700 Just let me stay sir, please. 988 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,900 Mr. Jarvis, let me stay. 989 00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:26,833 Mr. Kraus, I'm sorry. 990 00:43:26,933 --> 00:43:27,667 I won't be long. 991 00:43:27,767 --> 00:43:29,767 If we could speak for a moment. 992 00:43:29,867 --> 00:43:31,133 -I already said. -Now. 993 00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:33,633 Please. 994 00:43:34,967 --> 00:43:36,067 Of course. 995 00:43:37,067 --> 00:43:40,567 [footsteps thumping] 996 00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:41,433 [door thudding] 997 00:43:41,533 --> 00:43:42,300 Damn. 998 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,133 [suspense music] 999 00:43:43,233 --> 00:43:44,467 Nice people. 1000 00:43:44,567 --> 00:43:46,433 Hey, it's not my auntie Nelly, is it? 1001 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,767 [group chattering] 1002 00:43:47,867 --> 00:43:49,233 Oh, come on [indistinct]. 1003 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,667 Okay, I'm just trying remembering. 1004 00:43:51,767 --> 00:43:53,500 It is, it's my aunty Nelly. 1005 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,067 * This is my aunty Nelly 1006 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,867 * She had a walker Nelly 1007 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,800 * And every time she walked in 1008 00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:01,167 * Wow wow like a jelly 1009 00:44:01,267 --> 00:44:02,267 [all servants laughing] 1010 00:44:02,367 --> 00:44:03,500 I thanked her. 1011 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,233 Barely, she turned to reply and you'd gone. 1012 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,633 My face was in a rift for the effort of smiling 1013 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:10,833 at the bloody woman alone. 1014 00:44:10,933 --> 00:44:12,567 [Felix exclaims] 1015 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:17,700 Oh Lord, I'll grovel and forlorn some more, happy? 1016 00:44:19,667 --> 00:44:20,533 Happy. 1017 00:44:21,467 --> 00:44:24,633 [footsteps thumping] 1018 00:44:24,733 --> 00:44:28,433 [door hinges squeaking] 1019 00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:31,633 [footsteps thumping] 1020 00:44:34,133 --> 00:44:37,533 I have the measure of you, Mr. Cosmo. 1021 00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:40,300 You're cocky, pragmatic. 1022 00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:43,833 With a moral backbone of an earthworm. 1023 00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:48,067 Look, I'm gonna be honest with you sir, all right. 1024 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,667 A little late, perhaps? 1025 00:44:51,467 --> 00:44:53,167 I've always been a waster sir. 1026 00:44:53,267 --> 00:44:54,333 Am I arguing? 1027 00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:58,500 But this is like a light has dawned on me, 1028 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,133 and I've seen how everyone works, 1029 00:45:00,233 --> 00:45:01,067 and how everyone behaves, 1030 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,433 and how things should be. 1031 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,067 I'm not a waster anymore, sir. 1032 00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:07,833 Finished? 1033 00:45:10,267 --> 00:45:11,467 Yeah, yeah. 1034 00:45:13,867 --> 00:45:18,900 Except I used to wanna be a ballet, sir, 1035 00:45:20,533 --> 00:45:23,900 a fancy den, neckties, girls, high heels, 1036 00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:25,500 you know, that kind of thing, 1037 00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:28,500 but I don't anymore, sir. 1038 00:45:29,933 --> 00:45:31,633 I wanna be a butler. 1039 00:45:33,633 --> 00:45:34,533 I see, 1040 00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:39,433 and if I could believe a word of it, 1041 00:45:39,533 --> 00:45:41,267 I would be gratified. 1042 00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:50,267 I'll decide what to do with you in the morning. 1043 00:45:51,433 --> 00:45:53,467 Now get out of my sight. 1044 00:45:55,533 --> 00:45:56,433 Sir. 1045 00:45:57,567 --> 00:46:00,633 [footsteps thumping] 1046 00:46:00,733 --> 00:46:02,100 [door hinges squeaking] 1047 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,633 [door thudding] 1048 00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:09,100 * When you're gone I'll mourn you like widows ought to do * 1049 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,400 * But just till then I'll buy my time * 1050 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,867 * And do what good wives do 1051 00:46:13,967 --> 00:46:16,367 * I'll stay your growl 1052 00:46:16,467 --> 00:46:19,067 * I'll calm your growl 1053 00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:21,900 * I'll poke your coat 1054 00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:24,367 * I'll sieve your flour 1055 00:46:24,467 --> 00:46:27,200 * I'll knead your bread 1056 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:30,433 * I'll stay in your bed 1057 00:46:30,533 --> 00:46:33,067 * And when your old man comes in knocking * 1058 00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:35,267 * Like old men they do 1059 00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:36,533 * I shall come in 1060 00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:37,500 * Cause there ain't no sin 1061 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,467 * Where wives and husbands stay * 1062 00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:42,733 [all cheering and clapping] 1063 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:43,733 [indistinct] 1064 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:47,567 [all cheering and clapping] 1065 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,567 [footsteps thumping] 1066 00:46:51,667 --> 00:46:54,467 [dramatic music] 1067 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,700 You've been dismissed? 1068 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,467 [chuckles] Not yet. 1069 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:03,200 But you will be, 1070 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:05,467 I mean you must be out on a lease. 1071 00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:07,133 No it has nothing to do with you. 1072 00:47:07,233 --> 00:47:09,267 Of course it is. 1073 00:47:09,367 --> 00:47:11,500 They're working out now they know who the man is, they- 1074 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,100 It's not that. 1075 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,767 [suspense music] 1076 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:18,067 It's my character. 1077 00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:23,767 Jarvis knows I'm forging my character. 1078 00:47:23,867 --> 00:47:26,100 -No. -[dramatic music] 1079 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,367 [footsteps thumping] 1080 00:47:29,467 --> 00:47:31,800 [dramatic music] 1081 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:32,733 [door hinges squeaking] 1082 00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:35,233 [footsteps thumping] 1083 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,467 Mrs Ryan. 1084 00:47:36,567 --> 00:47:37,700 Mr. Jarvis. 1085 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,867 [gentle music] 1086 00:47:39,967 --> 00:47:41,600 [door thudding] 1087 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:44,500 Have you forgotten something? 1088 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,400 My manners, I'm sorry I had to leave so early. 1089 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,667 I had intended to come back. 1090 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,567 It's fine we managed without you. 1091 00:47:53,733 --> 00:47:56,267 There was a problem with one of the men. 1092 00:47:56,367 --> 00:47:57,333 And is it solved? 1093 00:47:59,067 --> 00:48:02,167 -Postponed. -[gentle music] 1094 00:48:02,267 --> 00:48:04,200 But it was always on the cards, love. 1095 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:05,833 We always knew there was a risk they'd find me out. 1096 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:08,900 No we didn't know, we thought you'd gotten away with it. 1097 00:48:10,067 --> 00:48:11,533 But don't worry about me. 1098 00:48:11,633 --> 00:48:13,900 I'll be all right, I'll start somewhere else. 1099 00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:15,833 Don't you want me to come with you? 1100 00:48:15,933 --> 00:48:16,667 How can I? 1101 00:48:16,767 --> 00:48:18,900 I'll run up and pack my things. 1102 00:48:19,067 --> 00:48:20,633 Come with me to the work house? 1103 00:48:20,733 --> 00:48:23,067 Come and sleep in a ditch with me, Grace? 1104 00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:24,067 I don't mind. 1105 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,800 Well, I suppose you never had to do it. 1106 00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:27,800 I can't bear to lose you. 1107 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,500 [gentle music] 1108 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,600 Neither will I. 1109 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,433 We'll meet again. 1110 00:48:32,533 --> 00:48:34,200 No we won't. 1111 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:36,233 You know we won't. 1112 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:37,133 Once you've gone- 1113 00:48:37,233 --> 00:48:39,100 But, I'm more frank. 1114 00:48:42,233 --> 00:48:44,567 I'm not taking you away from everything you love. 1115 00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:46,767 [gentle music] 1116 00:48:46,867 --> 00:48:49,067 I love you more. 1117 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:50,333 [gentle music] 1118 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:51,500 I'm not taking you. 1119 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,533 [dramatic music] 1120 00:49:22,633 --> 00:49:23,367 [fire crackling] 1121 00:49:23,467 --> 00:49:26,467 [crockery clinking] 1122 00:49:26,567 --> 00:49:29,367 [fire crackling] 1123 00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:44,667 Well, as pleasant as this is, 1124 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,100 a long day tomorrow, Mrs. Ryan. 1125 00:49:52,067 --> 00:49:53,767 Thank you for a delightful meal. 1126 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,767 Mr. Kraus cooked it. 1127 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,667 So he did? 1128 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,167 Well, 1129 00:50:06,633 --> 00:50:08,300 good night, Mrs Ryan. 1130 00:50:09,767 --> 00:50:13,000 [fire crackling] 1131 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:15,267 [footsteps thumping] 1132 00:50:15,367 --> 00:50:18,167 [door hinges squeaking] 1133 00:50:18,267 --> 00:50:20,133 [door thudding] 1134 00:50:20,233 --> 00:50:22,400 [dramatic music] 1135 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,600 [footsteps thumping] 1136 00:50:28,133 --> 00:50:33,167 -[paper rustling] -[gentle music] 1137 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,300 [gentle music] 1138 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,700 [fire crackling] 1139 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,267 [gentle music] 1140 00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:53,133 [fire crackling] 1141 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,300 [gentle music] 1142 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,267 [bouncy music] 1143 00:51:30,367 --> 00:51:32,933 [group chattering] 1144 00:51:33,067 --> 00:51:36,333 [metal boxes rattling] 1145 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,400 Whoa, hold it, hold it. 1146 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,067 Be careful my boxes must be loaded last 1147 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,133 and unloaded first, hurry. 1148 00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:47,800 [footsteps thumping] 1149 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,700 How do you ever see such chaos Mrs Ryan? 1150 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,100 Every time the men return or leave Mr, Kraus. 1151 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,667 Johnny, don't drag it on the floor, pick it up. 1152 00:51:55,533 --> 00:51:57,367 [footsteps thumping] 1153 00:51:57,467 --> 00:51:58,300 When you men have gone, 1154 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,267 silence will descend like a blessing. 1155 00:52:01,367 --> 00:52:03,067 Oh when we're dying of cold and damp, 1156 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,433 please think of us with pity. 1157 00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:06,400 [footsteps thumping] 1158 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:09,067 [indistinct] to take care of yourselves. 1159 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:12,333 [footsteps thumping] 1160 00:52:12,433 --> 00:52:13,867 Carrying on this thing ends. 1161 00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:15,833 Too late man. 1162 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:16,967 What do we do with it then? 1163 00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:17,967 I'll give it out 1164 00:52:18,067 --> 00:52:19,533 its been found to be very musical for now. 1165 00:52:19,633 --> 00:52:20,867 Yeah, but it's on the list. 1166 00:52:20,967 --> 00:52:22,533 Every time you take a shit, 1167 00:52:22,633 --> 00:52:24,867 you're gonna place issues on your workman's door. 1168 00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:27,267 Yeah, but only on the [indistinct]. 1169 00:52:27,367 --> 00:52:31,133 Mr. Forest, undo those ropes and unload your things. 1170 00:52:31,233 --> 00:52:32,067 My things, sir? 1171 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,200 It's your turn to go off that cart 1172 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:35,433 and back to your room, you're staying. 1173 00:52:35,533 --> 00:52:38,267 [cart squeaking] 1174 00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:39,867 You scream often? 1175 00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:42,067 Use you head son, George get the sack, 1176 00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:44,400 and needs somebody to stay behind. 1177 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,600 Yours ever so truly. 1178 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,767 Yeah, make me a hand-call on the box. 1179 00:52:48,867 --> 00:52:50,067 [rope scratching on metal box] 1180 00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:53,267 [footsteps thumping] 1181 00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:56,133 [door hinges squeaking] 1182 00:52:56,233 --> 00:52:58,467 Mr, Cosmo, your chop board is in here. 1183 00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:01,333 [footsteps thumping] 1184 00:53:01,433 --> 00:53:04,800 [door hinges squeaking] 1185 00:53:06,533 --> 00:53:08,733 When I read the work of fiction, 1186 00:53:09,767 --> 00:53:11,967 you passed off this character. 1187 00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:13,767 [glass clinking] 1188 00:53:13,867 --> 00:53:15,833 I thought you were too good to be true. 1189 00:53:15,933 --> 00:53:17,700 [paper rustling] 1190 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,300 Have you been a footman before? 1191 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:23,367 [writing quill squeaking] 1192 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:24,367 No sir. 1193 00:53:26,433 --> 00:53:28,600 Then it's been a remarkable performance. 1194 00:53:30,067 --> 00:53:31,067 Quite the showman. 1195 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,600 [paper rustling] 1196 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:34,467 Very well, 1197 00:53:34,567 --> 00:53:36,400 [paper rustling] 1198 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,900 lets go and pack your bags. 1199 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:43,867 Thank you Mr. Jarvis. 1200 00:53:49,067 --> 00:53:52,067 But just thinking sir, about the old greenhouses. 1201 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,667 What did I just tell you to do? 1202 00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:55,300 Well, while you're away sir I can put them on. 1203 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,367 Mr. Cosmo? 1204 00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:57,833 When the spring, I can do your ditches 1205 00:53:57,933 --> 00:53:58,933 and clear out the old pond. 1206 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:01,167 You won't get the chance. 1207 00:54:01,267 --> 00:54:04,200 You're taking William Forest's place in Cumberland. 1208 00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:05,767 Getta move on. 1209 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:06,600 [George exclaims] 1210 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,567 Go on. 1211 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,067 [George chuckles] 1212 00:54:11,133 --> 00:54:12,267 [dramatic music] 1213 00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:13,267 Yes sir. 1214 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:16,967 Yes sir. 1215 00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:18,500 [dramatic music] 1216 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,900 I will be watching you, Mr. Cosmo. 1217 00:54:22,067 --> 00:54:24,667 To have a shadow one step out of line and I'll have you- 1218 00:54:24,767 --> 00:54:25,833 Yes, sir. 1219 00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:27,300 Thank you, sir. 1220 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,567 [footsteps thumping] 1221 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:31,500 I've not been sacked. 1222 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,133 [dramatic music] 1223 00:54:33,233 --> 00:54:36,600 I'll make your life miserable, I'm warning you. 1224 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,600 Thank you sir, [indistinct]. 1225 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:42,133 -[footsteps thumping] -[William whistling] 1226 00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:44,067 I thought you're gone, where the hell have you been? 1227 00:54:44,133 --> 00:54:45,100 Went to a dance, with Mr. Jarvis. 1228 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,700 Throughout the night, was it you? 1229 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,700 I thought he was supposed to be with some bloody woman. 1230 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,867 Well, stay well, get your corky hands off me. 1231 00:54:52,967 --> 00:54:54,367 Just tell me who it was. 1232 00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:55,267 Listen, whoever she was, 1233 00:54:55,367 --> 00:54:57,067 will keep the bed warm for you. 1234 00:54:57,167 --> 00:54:58,067 Piss off William. 1235 00:54:58,167 --> 00:55:00,667 George come on, I can keep a secret. 1236 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:02,967 George, you know, tell me who it was 1237 00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:04,733 who's the maid, who is it? 1238 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:08,133 All right, posh, skinny, tall, 1239 00:55:08,233 --> 00:55:10,900 spoiled and desperate for it. 1240 00:55:11,067 --> 00:55:11,833 [dramatic music] 1241 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:12,700 Lady Caroline? 1242 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,767 [George laughs] 1243 00:55:13,867 --> 00:55:15,300 Tell me who it was. 1244 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,667 You're joking, you were with Lady Caroline. 1245 00:55:17,767 --> 00:55:20,967 What is that? You would have been minced meat. 1246 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,067 So going by that, you would have been sacked George. 1247 00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:23,967 You know it's a scandal now, 1248 00:55:24,067 --> 00:55:25,500 you gonna keep me on the kidney's wipe. 1249 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,567 [Mr. Jarvis] Mr. Cosmo. 1250 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:29,933 Go run. 1251 00:55:30,067 --> 00:55:31,500 I'll see you in a few months. 1252 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,733 You won. 1253 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:33,833 Lady Caroline? 1254 00:55:34,767 --> 00:55:36,933 I won her back. 1255 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:38,633 See you bro. 1256 00:55:38,733 --> 00:55:41,367 [bouncy music] 1257 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,433 Where's Mr. Cosmo? 1258 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,533 He will be my guest. 1259 00:55:54,633 --> 00:55:55,733 Oh, boys. 1260 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:58,567 [dramatic music] 1261 00:55:59,667 --> 00:56:01,833 Why don't you get that? 1262 00:56:01,933 --> 00:56:03,300 [carriage wheels rattling] 1263 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,433 [All] Bye! 1264 00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:15,600 -[bouncy music] -[carriage wheels rattling] 1265 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,733 Where's George going, what has happened? 1266 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:20,267 You'll never guess who's he's been doing it with. 1267 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:26,533 -[bouncy music] -[carriage wheels rattling] 1268 00:56:35,133 --> 00:56:38,533 Well, Mrs Ryan, see you in the Summer. 1269 00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:41,100 I look forward to it Mr. Jarvis. 1270 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,433 [bouncy lively music] 1271 00:56:49,467 --> 00:56:52,933 [carriage door thudding] 1272 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:57,500 [carriage wheels rattling] 1273 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:02,700 -[bouncy lively music] -[carriage wheels rattling] 1274 00:57:03,433 --> 00:57:06,667 [bouncy lively music] 86785