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Bro!

Here you are again finally!

- I thought mom would come. - You'll see her tomorrow.

Tonight, it's between brothers.

For your birthday!

It was two months ago.

But you were in your shitty Moscow.

Tonight, we catch up.

Come on, get in.

Hello, kid!

You've grown up a lot!

- And Serioga, the new addition to the team. - Hi. I'm going to pee.

- Don't forget to shake it. - Don't worry!

- Hold. - No, thank you.

Don't you drink from the bottle?

If he doesn't want to, don't force him.

Go ahead, drink.

So listen, we're going now

in a sauna.

Liokha's brother deserves the best!

Drop me off at my parents' house.

I'm tired

and I don't have a swimsuit.

You're scared to show your little willy?

Are you kidding? Our cocks are so big

that we can't lift them. Huh, Vlad?

Natacha is of another opinion.

She can't compare. I am his first and only.

A true pioneer!

What is he doing there?

Look at.

Come on, come on!

He pissed himself!

So, do you have a girlfriend in Moscow?

- No. - How so ? Are you burning too much?

Don't you have time?

At your age, I was already having fun thoroughly with Natacha.

Enjoy while you're young, before domestic life begins.

Did you jerk off or what?

So good that spring will arrive!

Go ahead, get started!

I am a rebel!

Come on, we're going to have fun!

We booked for 3 hours.

- Everything is ready. - Us too.

Don't hesitate if...

We never hesitate.

Come on, let's go!

Brother, what are they like? girls in Moscow?

What are you studying?

Physics.

- The future Nobel Prize! - Well yes!

One idiot per family, that’s enough!

Who are you calling an idiot?

It was a joke.

A shitty joke!

I have a business, a girl.

We know it.

I succeeded as I wanted.

It's not because I didn't study in Moscow

that I am stupid.

The university, it's not for everyone.

Hey, kid,

you take yourself for a Moscow star?

We're in the same boat.

Hey, Liokha!

You don't need diploma to succeed!

We are in a sauna with your brother.

Let's enjoy!

A little pick-me-up?

It's time!

Did you call her?

- Of course. - Nickel, damn!

One, two, three, four, five...

Let the tree light up!

- To my brother! - To the kid!

- Pour me some Coke. - Me too.

Don't be a faggot!

What fags? I don't want comatose before dessert.

Dessert?

Fucking pastry chef!

- I'm going in the swimming pool. - Enjoy, little sailor!

- What do I do, then? - Request an exchange.

Look at !

Here it is finally!

Hello, boys!

Good evening.

Hands off!

Hey, Vlad,

Do you like your gift?

Could you take care of it first of our little Muscovite?

My pleasure !

Go ahead, go ahead.

Please stop.

Touch her breasts!

She's not going to bite you!

Don't you like me?

Are you guys sick?

What's wrong with him?

He just panicked.

You fucking shame me.

Enjoy!

- I have someone... - You told me you had no one.

It's the best.

She will take you to heaven. It will be your happiest birthday.

He doesn't like girls?

What did you say there?

Repeat, damn it!

Look!

"He doesn't like girls..." He really likes girls!

Please.

I'm not your type?

That's not it.

What do you have?

I'm gay.

Follow me.

Look at them!

They're already coming out!

How fast!

Have a good trip !

Ciao, ciao.

Go ahead, good luck!

Well done!

That's my fucking brother!

Do I disgust you?

No.

This is the situation that disgusts me.

Yeah, a whore and a faggot...

Can we do without the word “faggot”?

Of course.

Too bad you don't want to. You're cute, that's a change.

Why did you help me?

I didn't want to see them beat your angel face.

And why are you doing all this?

For what ?

For the money, well.

- It's easy to judge. - I'm not judging you.

I see you are judging me.

But who are you to judge me?

A little town who ever worked?

I was not born under a lucky star,

I have to work.

- But how can you know that? - You know nothing about me.

I already told you: I don't judge you.

Listen to me, my life is great!

I give pleasure, I earn money.

And you know what?

It's not me who hides me with a prostitute,

and who allows me to judge her!

What would happen? what if your brother found out?

I don't know.

One day, when I was 13,

he saw me dancing to Beyoncé.

He told me:

“If you become a faggot, I’ll kill you.”

And he took the CD from me.

Definitely to go dance in secret.

"All the single ladies"

And your family knows

of your “activity”?

No. For them, I am a model girl.

You didn't ask me, but I'm a student too.

At university, in history.

And that's my little job.

There are girls who are like me.

My warm bunnies, are you okay?

We'll be out in 5 minutes. It'll be 10 minutes.

Most guys ejaculate well before that.

This is the first time that I get paid to take a nap.

I loved naps.

We had a great teacher in kindergarten.

She played Tchaikovsky for us to put us to sleep

and we did relaxation exercises.

Gender...

Your head becomes heavy,

your feet...

They sink into the ground like in... sand.

What school were you at?

Rossinka, I think. Near the bus station.

But me too.

I don't remember you anymore.

Me neither.

We weren't supposed to be friends.

Anna,

that's my real name.

Is it Vlad, your name?

Who would have thought

that we would meet again in this basisodrome?

You remember music for nap time?

It was the “Waltz of the Flowers”.

Can you hum it?

Hey, are you okay?

- We're done. - No, wait!

I can't leave you with these drunk faces.

I've had much worse.

We could go out through the window.

In a swimsuit? To go where? At Disneyland?

Didn't you listen to me?

It's my life and my choice. Don't play savior.

So, bro,

did you like it?

It's my turn, my hen.

LET’S PRESERVE TRADITIONAL VALUES

NO TO WAR PUTIN IS AN ASSHOLE

Anna.

Where were you? They're looking for you.

I wanted to get some fresh air.

And you, how are you?

It's okay, two of them were too drunk...

Vlad!

SAUNA

Could you drop me off at my place?

Mounted.

Vlad !

Adaptation française : Denis Liakhov