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Are you doing this again?

Every time you make eye contact, you end up fighting.

Idiots!

Idiots!

Idiots!

This happens because you always mess around.

Other way around.

When I was young, I couldn't smoke in front of my seniors.

Is that so?

One order of spicy bento. Thank you, here you go.

What are you doing?

Why are you putting my 100 yen in your pocket?

That's my coin, isn't it?

Does it have your name on it?

Forget it.

Get it.

What?

What the heck.

What's wrong with you?

Don't mess with me.

Move it you idiots.

Move.

Move.

The 100 yen are mine.

Give me back my 100 yen coin.

Your parents won't approve. Idiot.

Damn!

This traffic report is brought to you by Tokyo-FM.

Traffic jam on Metropolitan Expressway due to Ishinobashi Junction accident.

The accident involving a trailer and taxi extends the jam to Kasumigaseki.

There's also general congestion on Route 3 going uphill from there.

From Route 4 to Kasumigaseki takes about 40 minutes.

Takaoedo to Kasumigaseki is also experiencing congestion.

The accident inside the Eastbound Airport Tunnel has been cleared.

Between Airport Central and Chidori-cho takes about 50 minutes.

From Chidori-cho to Kasumigaseki on Route 9 takes about 50 minutes.

Crossing Rainbow Bridge also takes about 50 minutes.

Please be cautious if you're using these routes.

Let's move on to a request.

This one comes from from Kadobe Takashi in Setagaya.

"Original Love - Venus."

Your job is to clean glass!

Not break it!

Stand up, idiot!

Don't call me an idiot!

Shut up! You're fired!

You're fired too!

Why am I fired too?

You're fired!

I just learned the job!

You're fired!

That's not fair!

You're fired!

I messed up again...

Hey.

Hello.

Hey!

Sashi?

Are you alive?

Are you going to come back soon?

I'm worried about you.

Are you listening, Sashi?

I'm listening.

You don't have to bother coming back.

Just send us some money.

It's not about money, Dad.

Be quiet.

Why are you arguing...

I'll send you money.

Mick, I thought about leaving a bento for you.

But I ate it.

Sorry.

Mick.

Hey, wait a minute.

Did the price of this dog food change?

Is that so?

This one?

This is the price though.

No, it was 882 yen a few days ago.

Why did it increase?

It's 98 yen more expensive now.

It was on sale last time.

Don't just randomly change the price.

This one here is just 880 yen.

It's rich in vitamins and minerals.

My Mick only eats this one.

Buttermilk flavor is his favorite, so don't switch the subject on me.

We have another sale next week, please come back then.

No way, my Mick is hungry and waiting.

Can't you do something? This is the only store that has it.

It's only 98 yen more.

98 yen is a lot, isn't it?

Seriously, that's really stingy.

I won't accept it. I'm really not okay with this.

I come here so often, and that's my opinion.

You need to pack them properly or it'll cause us trouble.

Masui-san, you're always like this.

Okay, shift change.

Change.

Hey.

What is it?

You were shoplifting at the supermarket yesterday, right?

I went to buy strawberries with the kids and saw you.

I didn't steal from you, so it's none of your business.

Mick, I'm sorry.

I promise I'll come to pick you up someday.

Hey, you're just going to leave?

So you're torn about a dog but don't care about people?

Me?

Do you like omelet rice?

It's the only thing I can make.

- What's in there? - Money.

In that case, please use the cash envelope we provide.

I need to send it right now. Just slap the sticker on it.

That won't work, you have to send cash with a cash envelope.

If I buy an envelope, I'll have less money, I can't do that.

It's just 20 yen.

Wait a moment, please.

Don't you have any compassion?

I'm sending blood money here. Someone will die without it.

It's the rule.

Come on.

You have to wait your turn.

Hey, this looks bad, let me down.

You're a good guy, right?

I have a favor to ask of you.

I'm busy though.

Busy being unemployed?

Have you ever shoplifted?

What?

Women have it easier, you know.

Here, feel this.

Feels kind of hard.

It's Shabu-shabu sauce.

Shabu-shabu?

I did it again today.

I don't actually have such big breasts.

Even if I did, I wouldn't wear a bra anymore.

I'm about your mother's age, right?

Doesn't feel much like a woman.

What are you trying to say?

The pointlessness of life.

Here we are.

Welcome back.

I thought you'd be late today.

You knew I forgot my key when I left, idiot.

I waited 35 minutes.

My bike chain came off, he fixed it for me.

So, I thought of having some tea.

Come in.

You think you can act like some big shot with a fancy entrance?

Maybe it's fine for you.

But it makes me uncomfortable.

Say something.

Why are you so quiet?

Say something!

Come here.

What's this, huh?

It's getting dark, why are you still hanging laundry?

Why can't you do anything?

You're useless at everything.

Enough.

Please, stop.

Enough already.

You're always like this.

You always make a fool of me.

I'm tired, you know.

Being a man is not easy.

Go ahead and make fun of me.

I'm tired.

No one would want to come back to a house like this.

This omelet's a mess.

He got rid of all the albums, this is all that's left.

Well, I do need money, but...

It's been two years since he left.

I remarried and brought him with me.

But things didn't work out with that person.

If you find him, I'll give you more.

It's just a small reward from my part-time earnings.

No. It's okay, I'll pass.

I've never done a search for someone before.

Walking around everywhere sounds tiring.

And the air in Tokyo is bad.

This is the harmonica Masaru used.

Show it to him if you find him.

I think it will bring back good memories.

Sorry, but I'm starting a job search tomorrow.

That won't work out for you.

That's not true.

There must be a job suited for me.

Being nice is all you have.

The world isn't suited for you.

What do you know about me?

I'm not doing it.

Don't be mean just because I'm broke.

I see.

Fine.

Got it.

I have things to do. Please leave.

I haven't finished the omelet.

Take the plate with you.

Full-time position available.

Management trainee, planning and sales.

Gutsal, management trainee.

Looking for someone who wants to earn a lot.

Become independent by 30 and run a large cabaret.

Lots of options.

Excuse me.

I'm here for the interview, I'm Hisashi Ishii.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Your skills seem lacking, despite going to that photography school.

I was disturbed by a dog when I was taking it.

So you eventually want to be independent?

Yes, of course.

Well, becoming a contracted employee is hard.

Yes, but, working hard suits me well.

My friends always say that hard-working is very me.

So... you're serious, right?

Yes. Very serious.

Then, I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, really? Thank you.

Oh! Long time no see.

What are you doing here?

What's with that ridiculous outfit?

Are you stupid?

You are stupid.

What, you wanna fight?

What are you doing?

You're fired.

And you're fired, too.

Stop it!

It happened again.

Are you stupid?

2137 yen, was it?

Who do you think made it possible for you to go to college?

Stupid son.

If you don't have talent, just come back and help in the fields.

Shut up, jerk.

Excuse me for interrupting.

I came to return the plate.

You're in the way, move it.

Is it Shabu-shabu sauce again?

It's not like I want anything in particular.

I can take care of that harmonica.

Just to kill time while looking for food.

You said you were busy.

No, well...

So what did he play on that harmonica?

As a kid?

A song called "Minato".

"Minato"?

The city lights...

That's "Blue Light Yokohama."

My mom sang it a lot, don't know.

Can you remember 321 for me?

321.

I can't remember numbers, I'm dumb.

3218900, 8900, 8900, 8900,

- What was the beginning? - 321.

3218900, 8900, 8900, 8900...

321.

8900.

All right, perfect.

My special remedy is fishing.

Spending a whole day by the sea on a sunny day is very pleasant.

Night fishing also has its special mood.

That's nice.

It's fun even if you don't catch fish.

Of course, it's more fun if you do catch them.

That's pretty obvious, isn't it?

Just focus and wait, wait, wait.

The moment the float sinks, the moment the rod trembles

It makes all the stress vanish.

That sounds nice. It's like reaching enlightenment.

I'm quite impatient, so I'm afraid I can't quite relate.

But thank you for writing in.

Now, after the announcement, Mr. Ito will bring us the news.

We'll take requests after that.

- Thanks for your hard work. - Thank you.

Hello, it's me.

Did you get my message that I managed to get time off in May?

Please call me tonight.

I trust you.

It's Hisashi Ishii from Shinjuku, right?

Yes, I'd like to request the song "Minato."

Minato, the one you learn in school?

That Minato.

Well, that might be a bit difficult.

Maybe we have it.

It's "Minato."

Yes, I understand, but still.

Please.

Please, huh?

Well, we'll look for it. That's your request, right?

You suck!

You know, my nickname in junior high was "Jaws."

So be careful.

Jaws? That sounds lame.

Jaws isn't lame.

It's dangerous, I might snap.

You never know what I might do.

You shouldn't talk big until you've grown hair down there.

Don't act so tough when you've got nothing to show for it.

You weren't raised right.

I'd like to see what your parents are like.

They're probably not much better.

Hey, sorry.

Sorry.

Didn't mean to upset you. Sorry.

Sorry, let's smoke one together. It's okay, really.

Got a light?

Seriously, I'm sorry.

No way he's around here.

Excuse me, anybody recognize this harmonica?

You don't, right?

You know it? Don't know?

How about you?

You know him?

Don't know?

Brother, you're good at playing the harmonica.

Not really.

Practicing something?

Shut up. I'm looking for someone.

Who are you looking for? Maybe I can help.

You're annoying.

I know most people around here.

Hey, are you hungry?

Why don't you come to my place?

I'll make some calls and ask around, okay?

No thanks.

You know?

Stop it, seriously.

Stop it, leave me alone.

What are you doing? Stop it.

You can do me right here. Please!

Stop it. Stop. Stop.

You're so hot.

Please let me.

What are you doing?

This is Ishii from Shinjuku. Remember Ishii with "Minato"?

What?

Ah, I remember.

Minato, it's something like "Mura no Kajira", right?

It's not a request anymore.

I'm looking for someone, could you broadcast it on the radio?

I can't handle it anymore.

Hey, untie me.

I heard someone. Is that your girlfriend?

No, it's not!

Keep quiet.

I got paid and was asked to do this.

I'm not cut out for this.

You're searching without any leads?

I'm only good at being nice.

Is that so?

When I first came to Tokyo, I was searching an old classmate,

I couldn't find them anywhere.

Then, last year, I accidentally ran into them at a traffic light.

That's how it is.

I don't care about that story.

Oh, is that so? Sorry.

You said earlier that you're nice, so you do anything if asked?

What?

Would you even beat someone up if you got paid?

- Are you mocking me? - I'm not.

Did it sound like I did?

It did.

Excuse me.

Do you know this guy?

You don't?

I don't know...

Excuse me.

Do you know who this is?

Excuse me. Have you seen him?

I haven't.

Just because it's a port doesn't mean he's here.

("Minato" = port)

Hello, Masaru?

It's Hisashi, where are you?

I'm at the port.

There's no way.

What are you're doing? Hey!

What are you doing?

I thought I'd rip off that scab.

Stop talking nonsense.

Now I'm bleeding again.

You were looking for me?

You...

Who told you about me?

The gay guy.

Did you get paid? By my Mom?

As if I'd do it for free, idiot.

Give me the money.

Unbelievable.

Do you have any idea how much trouble I went through to find you?

It's not you who found me.

I found you.

So give me the money.

Stop talking nonsense, idiot.

The deal is I bring you back home and get another reward.

Just give me the money.

Don't sit there acting all tough and defiant.

I'm sorry.

Money.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

What, is this all?

I was desperate.

You're a strange guy.

Get up.

You're annoying. I'm going to leave now.

I hate you.

Stop following me.

Are you deaf?

Don't follow me.

I just came to pick something up.

This? Why would you take something like that?

Come on, what are you doing?

It's ready.

Eat.

What, you're not eating?

You just barged in.

What is this about?

What is it about?

I just came in.

It's fine, really.

Eat.

If you're not eating, I will.

No, I'll eat it.

This place is really dirty.

Leave me alone.

Take the harmonica and go home.

Your mother,

she's being mistreated by your dad.

You okay with that?

It's your fault.

You know, she's shoplifting at the supermarket.

Why don't you shut the hell up?

You're trash.

Worthless.

Stupid as always.

That knife isn't for stabbing people.

If you try, it'll just retract into the handle.

You know, for kids.

Press the tip.

Why'd you fall for that, idiot?

Yes?

Who?

Your mom's accent is so thick, I can't understand a word.

What?

What, this guy just now?

He's not my friend.

Oh, hey.

What?

What did you do?

Give it back.

Give it back.

I'm just messing around.

Will you give me the money for the bike?

This moment, I hate the most.

If there's anything else you want, just let me know.

I will, if there is.

I want to take you far away.

He's too much for me. He's strange.

Talking is useless.

He seems well, though.

Did you play the harmonica for him?

Like I would do something so embarrassing.

No offense, but I don't like him.

When I say I don't like him, it's more like I prefer dogs to cats.

Got hit again?

It's fine. I vented out at the supermarket.

One's reason to live being so far away.

It's sad.

Hello?

Ah, Mom.

You got my message?

Yeah. I might be able to take a vacation.

I was thinking we could go somewhere together.

Eh? No, nothing happened.

I have to take another call. I'll call you back later.

So, talk to you later.

This was expensive.

Here, I'll take this.

Thank you.

Ah, Kanako.

Kanako.

What's with that guy?

Well, he can't go alone.

What's this? Carrying tissues around seems sleazy.

Why would carrying tissues be sleazy?

You live together?

Near your place.

Live somewhere else then. What is this, spite?

That's not the reason.

You're still doing that.

You're persistent.

Is Mick doing well?

Yeah.

That's good.

Well, I'm off.

Stop using so much tissue, silly.

What a strange guy.

Carrying around a piece of wood, huh?

He's too funny.

Let's go.

Wake up.

Come on, how long are you going to sleep?

Wake up, it's already noon.

Waking up down there, too?

I said wake up.

What? Are you crying?

Shut up! I have hay fever.

Leave me alone.

Here's your helmet.

What for?

You're broke, aren't you? Come with me.

This is my house, don't just barge in. Get out.

This car over there.

That one?

Just hand over this envelope.

Can this really be turned into money?

It can.

What's going on?

Hey, it wasn't me. I was asked to do it.

Hey! It wasn't me. Stop it.

Hey, he's up there.

What, is this revenge?

Made a fool of himself, that idiot.

This isn't about sex anymore.

Got something to say?

I'm not living my life for you.

I'm tired.

Damn, what am I doing?

Get lost, you tricked me.

I never want to see your face again.

That's why I came to apologize.

I didn't know about that woman.

Don't come back here, just don't.

The lock is broken, damn it.

I worried about you, let me in.

I'm not like you, I'm different.

I'm different.

Shouldn't get involved with such people.

Shut the hell up.

It's none of your business.

Sorry.

Moving truck driver.

Perfect, perfect.

Light truck driver, perfect.

Babysitter, perfect.

Floor lady, perfect.

Waitress, perfect.

Hospital housekeeper, perfect.

Operator.

Repairman.

This is perfect.

Be quiet!

I said, be quiet!

Mr. Ishii.

A moment please, Mr. Ishii.

Your place has received a lot of complaints.

You were making a lot of noise last night.

And they say you're even keeping a dog.

The smell is reaching to our side now.

If it gets too bad, we'll have to ask you to leave.

Please, could you turn down the radio a bit?

I can leave if you want.

If you're telling me to go, I can go.

Nothing good happens here.

The feng shui is bad. You should have it checked.

It's incredible you would say that while owing rent.

Someday, I'll pay off everything and leave.

What happened with the vocational school?

You sound like my parents.

A landlord is practically a parent.

What happened with the photography school?

It closed down.

Don't tell lies.

Master. It's time.

Please take care of it.

If you don't listen,

I won't let you stay when it's remodeled, understand?

Remodeled?

Where is such a plan?

You're being ridiculous now.

Hey, it's me.

Do you remember?

I can't do this anymore.

I want to go somewhere else.

It seems you only call when you're in a bad mood.

It's all so frustrating.

There's only liars or those who get lied to.

You listening?

I'm listening.

- Say... - Can you hold on for a bit?

If you're not making a request,

let's continue with the music special first.

Hey.

Hey!

I'll take the call outside.

Which caller did you connect now?

Connect it.

Hello, sorry to keep you waiting.

There's something I want to ask.

I have a favor to ask.

Yeah.

Hey Sashi.

Dad was admitted to the hospital for surgery.

It must be tough for you too,

but the hospital fees...

It's urgent.

Can you do something about it?

I'll say it again.

The hospital fees.

It's urgent.

So this is your face, huh?

You're surprising too.

How did you get that wound?

Well, I kind of messed up.

Messed up?

Thanks for this.

So that guy, you really liked him, huh?

It was just a fling, ending it will probably make him feel relieved.

So you are old classmates.

Just so you know,

I'm not always doing stuff as stupid as this.

I understand.

It's not easy to find someone you can tell the truth to.

Among the people I know, there's no one like that.

When you do this kind of work, it's not easy.

Voices reveal honesty.

What would you do if I just disappear now?

Sure, I'll call you out on the radio and quickly find you.

That's sneaky.

Do you have the parking ticket?

Yes, I got it.

Ah, I forgot to buy that thing.

What thing?

The bath mat.

That's right.

Well, we can get one at the neighborhood store.

Mr. Kinoshita.

Yes?

So it's most likely stolen.

When did this get here?

During the night shift the day before yesterday.

Yeah, that's when it was.

Help!

Over there.

Somebody help. Somebody, please hurry.

What do you think you're doing?

Buying so many tissues. What will you use them for?

- Who is that? - I don't know.

Hurry up.

It's not like that, just hear me out.

What are you doing?

It's not like that, listen to me.

What are you doing?

What are you going to do with that?

That's dangerous, stop it.

Stop it.

Stop whining and help me out.

Do you understand what you're doing there?

I understand.

You can't escape, just stop it.

Damn.

- I'm not going. - What are you doing?

- What's wrong with you? - What's your problem?

What the hell.

Here they come.

Run, you idiot!

We can't just run away.

Where are you going?

What's wrong?

Just come with me.

Let me go.

I'm going to Niigata, come with me.

Niigata?

I'll be leaving somewhere soon, just join me until then.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

What the heck?

You look ridiculous.

What about you?

Shut up, idiot.

I'm here to sell a sewing machine.

What's that?

What's going on here?

It's none of your business. Get lost.

Did you two pull off some petty theft?

You look the type.

With that stupid face.

What's that, huh?

Want to fight?

Hey, why are you sitting there like that?

Well then.

Tissues.

Bye-bye.

Wait, don't mess around. Hey!

How am I supposed to get back? Hey, wait a minute.

There are cars everywhere.

Yeah.

There's a ship loaded with fur arriving from Russia.

It gets loaded up with used cars for its return.

I'll sell this car and get on that ship.

I'm not getting on such a ship.

At least see me off.

This tyre is already burst.

There's no ship here.

By morning, there'll be a huge Russian ship towering here.

Here?

Let's take turns.

I'm fine.

You shoot from there.

- No, I'm good. - Just shoot, come on.

I'm really fine.

- Shoot, go on. - Seriously?

Wasn't it supposed to be one shot each?

Don't be so strict.

That's cheating.

Let's find something to eat.

Fingerprints, that's bad. Shouldn't have touched it.

15, 16, 17, 18, 19. That's it.

Lucky this was in the glove compartment.

Don't lie, there's more in the bag.

There's not.

I just heard a rustling sound.

You didn't.

Don't lie, let me see it.

There's still some for me.

I hate that stupid side of you.

Don't mess with me, I'm serious.

You're the idiot.

Seriously, leave me alone.

I remember another idiot.

Back when I was working at the batting center.

There was this guy who broke the machine with a bat twice.

He said the balls didn't have soul in them.

How about that?

That guy's a real idiot.

Why did you come with me after all that?

Running away with me instead of doing petty crimes.

That's why I'm calling you an idiot.

You're saying that now.

Who could have predicted this?

I'm stuck, aren't I?

What do we do now?

As if that would work.

It will work.

How is it?

Scary. I've had enough.

You said you were brave, now you're scared?

Stop it, I'll do it myself.

You have to press harder for it to cut.

I know.

It's cutting.

Really?

No way.

That's really scary.

Press harder.

I'm scared.

Just a little more.

It's working.

Press harder, come on.

Masaru?

Masaru?

That was close.

Thought I was going to die.

The bleeding won't stop.

It's okay.

It's not okay.

It's going to be fine.

Let's go back.

Russia.

Russia?

Where is the ship?

Where's that ship you said would be there?

The Russians are drunk.

They're late.

I can't deal with you anymore.

I'm going back.

Do whatever.

Sew that wound with the sewing machine.

Damn it.

You can't make a living in Russia.

I'm going to open a ramen shop.

A ramen shop?

Sapporo Ramen Store No. 1.

There might be a No. 2 as well.

It'll work out somehow.

Then you should check the ship's schedule before going next time.

Give it back.

Don't you like it?

I'm good at this.

Let me go!

Get away from me!

Where are you taking him?

He's injured, we need to take him to the hospital!

Let me go!

Damn it!

Masaru!

Don't die!

Masaru, don't die!

Route 6, from Upriver Edo Bridge to Horikiri, 20 minutes.

Bayside Line, from Airport Central to Chidori Town, 40 minutes.

Haneda line...

Haneda Line, 35 minutes to Ansei Bridge.

All are natural congestions, no jams due to accidents.

It stinks.

I'm finally back in my room.

What about the kid?

He's still in the hospital.

Take care of yourself.

Dad's been yelling again, being troublesome.

Should he be drinking while he's hospitalized?

Well, that was a lie.

When Dad was talking so harshly, you wouldn't send money.

So I got worried.

It was the only way, wasn't it?

I wonder if Mick is okay.

Please wait a moment.

Customer, have you finished at the register?

Excuse me, but please come to the office.

Customer, please come to the office.

My husband's number is 53693129. The number is 53693129.

Thank you for your efforts.

You can take this one.

Oh, really?

Then, thank you.

So how was it?

Well, I cleaned the car, got some cash and now even get to ride home.

Perfect, isn't it?

I'll head straight to the interview from here.

I hope the decision comes soon.

Say...

Did you get caught shoplifting on purpose?

I wanted to go out with a bang at the end.

I'll come pick you up again on the way back.

Good morning. Sorry, I took a little break but now I'm back in Tokyo...

Mick, where are you?

Mick-chan.

Where are you, Mick?

Move, it's dangerous.

I'll run you over.

Hey, I'll really run you over.

Hey, I'll run you over.

Stop messing around, idiot.

What was that?

No, that's enough.

Thank you, I feel better now.

What do you mean?

It wasn't satisfying at the batting center.

What's wrong with you?

Are you going to pay for this?

I've just gotten the job.

Here comes a weirdo.

Don't talk like you know the world, kid.

That's fine then.

Let's make the first meeting a bit more proper. Properly.

What do you mean first meeting?

I'll get fired again because of this.

- Fired from your job? - Yeah!

I'll hire you, I'm looking for someone anyway.

You're perfect, cool, really cool.

I don't want to be hired by someone like you.

The work is fun.

It starts late and ends early.

There are lots of bonuses and stuff.

What's this all of a sudden?

Give me a ride.

No, go away.

Our first request for today is...