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♪ Here's the story ♪

♪ Of a lovely lady ♪

♪ Who was bringing up ♪

♪ Three very lovely girls ♪

♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪

♪ Like their mother ♪

♪ The youngest one in curls ♪

♪ It's the story of a man named Brady ♪

♪ Who was busy with three boys of his own ♪

♪ They were four men living all together ♪

♪ Yet they were all alone ♪

♪ Till the one day when ♪

♪ The lady met this fellow ♪

♪ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ♪

♪ That this group ♪

♪ Must somehow form a family ♪

♪ That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch ♪

♪ That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. ♪

Bobby, keep your eyes open.

They are, but it's dark under here.

Hey, I didn't get to run.

That's 'cause you lost the ball.

The other side's got it now.

Why don't you sit down, Bobby.

Go out, Peter.

I want to play.

Okay. Go chase the ball.

Hey, let's have it.

Wow, look what I found.

Wow!

Hey, it's full of tens and 20s and 50s.

It's a fortune!

Now aren't you glad I played?

GREG: 850...

900...

Hey, don't touch.

950...

$1,000...

( whistles )

1,050...

Boy, that's a million weeks' allowance.

Whoever lost it must be out of their minds with worry.

$1,100.

Wow.

With that kind of loot, I'll tape my trick knee.

We'll form a league and play every vacant lot in town.

Oh, I can't imagine who would carry this much cash around.

There must have been a very special reason.

Mom, that's the third time you looked through that.

There's no identification in there.

Well, Greg, it has to belong to somebody.

Yeah, me.

You?! Why you?

'Cause I'm the one that found it.

Well, I'm the one that missed it so you could find it.

I'm the one who threw it

so you could miss it so he could find it.

And I'm the one who's your mother,

so can I get into this argument?

Please, mom.

We all found it.

PETER: So it belongs to all of us.

Uh-uh, finders keepers.

I'm the one who said let's go to the lot in the first place.

Greg...

Yes, mom?

Hello. Mr. Brady, please.

What are you calling Dad for?

I just thought you'd like to tell your father

that you and your brothers struck gold

and how you're going to share it.

Sure.

( phone rings )

Brady.

GREG: Dad?

Yeah. Greg, what's up, anything wrong?

Oh, no, everything's groovy.

Look, I'm a little jammed up right now.

Dad, you'll never guess what happened.

Greg, could it wait till later?

Well, I suppose it could, but, see,

we were playing football in a lot Mm-hmm. That so?

Yeah, and we found $1,100.

Um, that's fine, Greg.

Look, I'll talk to you later.

Give my love to your mother, okay? Good-bye.

( click )

$1,100 dollars!

And that ain't hey

What is that you call

money nowadays - bread

That is a lof of bread!

Hey where are you going?

Downstairs to see the bread!

Hey wait a minute!

You're not finished yet!

See now you bring down the two...

to six, that's six third

I can let the boys have that!

What are you thinking greenlady einstein?

Well you divide 11 hundred dollars

by six, that's 183 dollars

and 33 cents

for each of us!

and a third.

You're so good at figuring...

how come you only got a C+ in math?

This isn't math, this is money!

And you think the boys

are going to want to share?

Why shouldn't they?

Sure, you know what Dad always says,

about a family should be

one for all, and all for one!

And we're one big happy family!

We are their loving sister!

and they are loving brohters!

Besides we are giving them a 2 extra penny

Aren't we?

Oh you girls are generous to a fault.

Wow

That's $183 dollars

and 33 cents

For each of the six of us...

Let's see, now, there'd be $366.66

for each of the three of us.

Three goes into 11...

Hey, don't worry, I got it right.

Hey, you can't divide 1,100 by three.

Why not?

There's stuff left over.

Two-thirds of a cent.

Well, that's money. Let's flip for it.

( knocking )

Who is it?

MARCIA: It's your loving sisters.

Aw, let them in.

That's sure a lot of money.

Yeah.

What were you blocking the door for?

Well...

With all this money around...

Yeah, what happens if nobody were home

while we were all at school?

And some crooks break in?

Or robbers?

We were trying to find a good, safe hiding place.

That's a good idea, brother.

We wouldn't want anything to happen to our money.

Your money?!

It's our money.

You mean you won't share it?

With your loving sisters?

We all love each other, and that's a lot of bread.

Well, gee, none of you were even there when we found it.

We'd share the money if we found it.

Well, we wouldn't expect you to.

Well, if the Brady boys are going to be selfish,

then the Brady girls just aren't going to talk to them.

Well, it's going to be mighty difficult

living in the same house not talking to each other, isn't it?

But it's not our fault, Dad.

We'd share.

( all arguing at once )

Hold it!

( silence )

I am going to put an end to this problem, here and now.

The wallet.

Please.

What are you going to do with it, Dad?

I'm going to turn it over to the police department.

because that's where people usually go when they loose something.

Hoping that sombody honest

will turn it in.

Even if there is no identification?

Peter, Id or no Id, we know its not ours, don't we?

You're absolutely right, Dad.

I couldn't agree more.

Me, too.

Good-bye, girls.

Good-bye. CINDY: Good-bye!

But what if nobody claims it?

Then it's ours, isn't it?

Now, look, Greg... Well, isn't it?

If nobody claims it...

Somebody will of course...

Yeah well thats not the point

I don't like what the money is doing to the boys

Well the girls aren't helping it by not talking to them

I'd suppose that's my fault

For all I said all for one!

Well let's not be unfair to the boys

I mean after all they are the ones who found the money

You know what?

Your bending over backwards favor the boys...

Well your doing a little bending yourself Mr. Brady

Now, what I think we should do with the money is

Yea Mrs. Brady?

This is bad for the kids..

The money doesn't even belong to us

That's what I keep saying

Somebody will claim that it...

And as for the kids

You know how they are

In no time they will forget they weren't speaking...

See...

That takes care of the juice Alice

Now if you can handle the cerial department

I'm going to see what going on upstairs

Howdy, partner.

Howdy, ma'am.

You ready for chow?

Yup.

Hi, Alice.

Hi.

Hi, Alice.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. We're not supposed to talk.

I can talk if I want to.

Okay. But I'm not talking to you.

That's what you are doing, Cindy.

I was not.

Was I?

Look, let's have a little less not talking

and a little more eating.

Good morning, Alice.

ALICE: Morning.

Good morning, Alice. ALICE: Morning.

You here for looking or eating?

Alice, can you tell some people

they're blocking the refrigerator

and other people are hungry?

Marcia, your brother says will you please excuse him.

Some people are not only selfish,

they won't even wait their turn.

Hey, where's Greg? He wasn't upstairs.

He's on the phone.

GREG: Okay, well, I was just wondering.

Thank you very much.

That's a lot of money.

I'll keep in touch. Good-bye.

Oh, hi, Pete.

Who were you talking to?

The police. I wanted to see

if anybody'd picked the money up.

Well, did they?

No, it's still there.

That means maybe we're going to get it.

Don't count on it.

Read this.

"Found: brown and white cocker spaniel."

So what does that

got to do with it?

No, no, no, the next one.

Oh. "Lost: brown wallet..."

That's it.

Containing large sum of money. Reward."

What did you have to go and read that for?

I couldn't help it.

The paper was sitting right here by the phone.

There's a number to call.

I know.

Gee. If only we hadn't looked at it.

But we did.

Yeah.

If we call, we could lose the money.

Should we call or shouldn't we?

That's the question.

What's the answer?

I don't know.

Are you with me?

All the way.

And you know the consequences.

Yup.

Okay, we call.

Don't give it away now.

Make him tell you exactly where he lost it.

And how many $50 bills there were.

I will, I will.

( ringing )

Oh, how many bills were there?

I don't know.

Sir?

I'm calling about the lost wallet you advertised.

And if you'll just tell me what it looks like...

Brown, huh?

It's worn, old.

Lots of bills.

$220?!

Sir, I'm happy to t...

I mean, I'm sorry to tell you,

but this isn't your wallet.

Good-bye.

Boy, it sure pays to be honest.

Yeah, it sure does.

And I'm proud of both of you.

But I already called that ad.

You called?

Mm-hmm. That's why the paper's near the phone.

You know something, Dad?

I feel it-- that money's going to be ours.

Mm-hmm. It might.

Might? It's already been a whole day.

And nobody even called the police-- I checked.

Well, people don't always go to the police.

That's why I put an ad of my own in the paper.

You put one in?

About our money?

About the money you found.

What did you say in the ad?

Well, just whoever lost a wallet,

call us up and identify it.

Now, that ought to bring results.

( sighs )

( phone ringing )

Hello.

Yes.

Could you describe it?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-uh. Wrong wallet.

( phone ringing )

( sniffles ): Yes, that... that is a lot of money

and I'm sure you do need it.

( sniffles )

I'd like to help you, I really would.

Well, it just isn't the wallet we found.

I'm sorry, I-I'm really very sorry.

Ah! Darned onions. Oh!

Hi, Alice.

Hi. Hey... hey is something wrong, Alice?

Alice, I've told you,

peel the onions under the cold water.

What, and miss a good cry?

Hey, any calls about the wallet?

Yeah, 18.

And some fascinating guesses.

Are you ready for plaid cowhide?

Yeah, got to expect some ding-a-lings,

but I refuse to be cynical.

PETER: Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.

Hi.

Hi, mom, dad. Is the money still safe?

Yes, O mighty King Midas.

We'll get it any day now.

Well, you know the police

can hold onto it for a long time.

The law says six months.

Yeah, six months.

Oh? Really?

Unless, of course, you assume liability.

That's very interesting, Peter, go on.

PETER: Well, if you sign for it,

we can ask the police to give us the wallet right now,

and hold it ourselves six months in the bank,

and collect the interest.

That's how it works.

Where in the world did you get all this information?

Joey's dad told me.

Joey's Peter's friend.

His dad picked him up at school and I asked him.

He's a lawyer.

Well, we certainly appreciate

your checking this out so thoroughly.

That's okay. Just let me know

how you want to handle it, Dad.

There they go...

Howard Hughes and J. Paul Getty.

( all chuckling )

Oh, all those kids think about is money

since they found that wallet.

And it isn't even theirs yet.

That's what concerns me--

and what's going to happen if they get it?

I need some paper.

Just a moment, please.

When it comes to sharing in this house,

there are certain selfish people in this house

who don't care to.

I always share paper with you.

Not when it's green, with numbers on it

and you find it in a wallet.

Come on, Marcia.

You don't share with us, stingy,

we don't share with you.

Just what do you think you're doing?

Trying to figure out how my hair looks best.

Combed down all over your face.

Very funny.

Now what do you think you're doing?

I told you, I'm trying to figure out how my hair looks best.

I mean, you're using my hairbrush.

I always use your hairbrush.

Not anymore, Mr. Stingy.

Want a piece of licorice?

Yeah!

I bet you do.

It seems to me that things

are getting slightly out of hand around here.

I'm with you.

And I'm doing some straightening out, pronto.

This is rapidly becoming a house divided.

And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

CAROL: Because of something you don't even have.

Your mother and I share our good fortune.

We share it with all of you.

Every day.

It's about time

you pulled yourselves together

and called a truce to this civil war.

And that's an order.

Please, Dad, just a minute.

( boys whispering )

Okay. We'll share.

You really mean it?

Yeah.

Me, too.

Not me.

All right, I'll share.

A very wise decision.

Well, boys might as well learn at an early age

that girls are going to cost them money

the rest of their lives.

( chuckles ) Ah!

Thanks, Greg-- for sharing.

You, too, Peter and Bobby.

Heck, even six ways, it's a lot of money.

MARCIA: Yeah.

Hey, wow!

MARCIA: What?! ( all exclaim )

It just came to me

why Dad called this big meeting.

Why? Why? Why? Why?

Well, he must think

we're going to get the money!

( all shouting )

( rings )

Hello?

Yeah, this is Mr. Brady.

( chuckles ): $150 down? No, I'm afraid you got the wrong Mr. Brady.

Mr. Greg Brady?

Just a moment.

( yells ): Greg?

Mike, guess who was just at the back door?

Who?

One of Peter's friends.

Peter offered to buy his ten-speed bike from him.

Yeah, Dad?

Uh, Greg, phone for you.

A Mr. Greg Brady has been pricing cars.

Cars?!

Hello? Yes, sir.

Uh, well, you see, I haven't quite got the down payment yet.

No.

Uh, why don't we just forget it, sir? Sorry.

What in the world

is going to be next around here?

Can I have a stamp, Daddy?

I want to send away for a horse.

Any questions?

( phone rings )

We are not buying anything.

Hello.

Yeah, this is he.

They did? That's wonderful!

Yeah. Thanks, Sergeant.

The owners have just picked up their wallet

at the police station.

Thank goodness.

That is the best news

I've heard all week.

( flatly ): Yeah. Whoopee.

Well, at least there's one good thing

about our not getting the money.

Name it.

No income tax.

Ho, ho, ho.

What we've got to do

is look on the bright side.

What bright side?

Well... it's better than not finding $1,100 at all.

( doorbell rings )

Mrs. Brady?

Yes?

My name is Stoner.

I just got my wallet back from the police.

They gave me your address.

Oh, Mr. Stoner, I'm so happy for you.

Won't you come in, please?

Well, just for a minute.

Me and the missus have been doing

some frantic back-tracking the last few days.

Oh, I can just imagine.

I wanted to thank your boys for turning it in.

Oh, certainly, Mr. Stoner, I'll just call them.

Uh, Greg, boys?

We were driving cross-country

and I pulled into that lot to fix a flat.

I took off my coat-- must have fallen out of my pocket.

Sure was stupid not having any identification

in the wallet.

Well, the important thing is

you got your money back.

Can't tell you, Mrs. Brady, how much it means to us.

Me and the missus have been saving up

for this trip for years.

Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, Mr. Stoner

this is Greg, Bobby and Peter.

You're fine, honest boys and I want to thank you

and give you a reward.

Gee, $100!

I think that's a little too much, Mr. Stoner.

Mr. Stoner, this is my husband, Mike Brady.

How do you do?

How do you do?

Dad's right, this is too much.

Well... th-they got to take something.

How about $50?

No, I think that's still too much, right, boys?

I agree, Dad.

Me, too.

Well, I got to give them something.

How about $20?

Thanks, Mr. Stoner.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Thanks again-- to all of you

from me and the missus.

Bye, Mr. Stoner. Good-bye, sir.

Good bye. Bye.

Certainly hope you have a nice trip, Mr. Stoner.

Thank you, thank you.

Hang on to the wallet.

I will.

( sighs )

Well, what's the matter with you guys?

What did you settle on $20 for, Dad?

Because I think it's enough, Greg.

It's too much.

$18 is a lot easier to divide by six.

Let's go.

How about those boys?

Well, it really doesn't surprise me, honey.

Me and the missus got a great bunch of kids.

( chuckles )

Well... all's well that ends well.

Did you just make that up?

Yeah. It was nothing.

Well, I still don't think it was fair

that you got the extra two cents

when the kids split the $20 reward.

I was the one who took the wallet

to the police station.

"All for one and one for all"?

Was that just another great saying you made up?

What did you do?

Come on, why should you share?

Well, I'm the one who gave the boys

permission to play football in the vacant lot

in the first place.

Okay. Then you can have

half of my two cents.

And an extra reward.

You can have the penny back.

I'd rather have some more reward.