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Huh.

Two-person dome tent.

This is...

This is one.

How many?

Christ...

Is that one supposed to go in here?

Maybe I'll...

And it's supposed to bend.

How and where?

Ugh.

Okay. I went on vacation, and I brought a apple,

banana, and a...

...compass.

That would have been helpful.

I went on vacation and I brought a apple, a banana,

a compass, a donut, and a...

Hello?

Hi.

Yep. I'm talking to a tree. I'm talking to a tree.

Um...

would it be okay if I asked for a little bit of protection tonight?

I would hate to get, like,

eaten on my first night out here.

Kinda feel like you and your friends called me out here.

I know that sounds silly, but...

I just want you to know that I'm gonna work really hard.

That, I'm new here, so...

I guess what I'm saying is if you could just help tonight...

and then I can try to take it from there.

I made it.

I made it. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you, friend.

Water? Water is good.

So, I need to go west?

Northwest.

So, sun rises in the east, which means I need to go...

that way.

All right.

I got this.

"Seven Principles of Leave No Trace." Uh.

"Respect wildlife."

That was a waste.

Where's my water bottle? Where's my water bottle?

Shit.

Starting now.

Leave no trace.

Hello?

Are you camping?

Thanks.

No...

Thank you, guys.

Hmm.

Okay, boiling.

Okay.

Ow.

Nope.

Ow!

Okay.

I made a fire!

We made a fire.

Okay.

It works. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, no. Uh...

Okay.

Cool.

Okay.

All right.

There.

Oh, jeez...

Okay.

Wait.

Wait.

I'm incredible! I am the queen of the world!

I did it! O-M-G, I did it.

Stupid freaking instructions!

Thank you.