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Fred Hilderman is charged with operating
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an illegal vehicle
down the West Side Highway.
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Your Honor, the defendant
was caught driving this to work
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in an attempt to make
his morning commute "radical."
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We ask for leniency, as this vehicle
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is far less annoying
than those Bird scooters.
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Surprised you feel that way.
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You love watching people
fall off things.
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As for you,
$200 fine and traffic school.
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Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Wait. You don't have any
horrible diseases, do you?
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Too old. Too small.
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Oh! Those bushes are out of control.
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What dating app are you on?
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I'm looking at real-estate listings.
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I've only found one place
above 63rd in my price range.
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It was a middle bunk in a hostel,
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and I lost it to a Saudi prince.
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Today just keeps getting better.
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I rescued a cab from an old man
trying to wave it down.
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Then I heard a barista say, "Deb."
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I thought, "Close enough." Free coffee!
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Now I find out you can't afford
an apartment near mine?
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Nothing can ruin this day.
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Uh, Dan, your clients
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in the next case wanted to talk to you.
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Mr. Fielding! We meet again.
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If I don't turn around...
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are they really there?
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Bob and June Wheeler.
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What the hell? It's not even raining.
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The Wheelers! My dad
told me all about them.
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They're the two unluckiest people
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to ever step foot in this courtroom.
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And that includes the guy who
drove a truck full of black cats
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through the world's largest mirror.
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Unlucky? Really? Pbht.
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What a bunch of superstitious bull...
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Okay. That was inside thunder.
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Check out this evidence
for the next case!
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The cops busted a black-market
sound-effects ring.
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It's gonna be a fun night.
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Well, after 30 years,
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this place hasn't changed one bit.
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Judge Stone. You look the same.
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I am really excited to meet you.
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I know you guys look like
the Great Depression,
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but you make me so happy.
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The charge is animal hoarding.
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It all started when
our Great-Grandma Wheeler
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recently died.
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I'm sorry.
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- Your great-grandmother recently died?
- Yes.
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Our bad grandma is still with us.
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As someone who has heard
your stories before,
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could we skip the next,
I don't know, three calamities
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and get to the point?!
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Granny left us a Manhattan townhouse,
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a charming two-bed, two-bath,
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and haunted as the day is long.
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Those poor ghosts.
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Luckily, we knew how to
get rid of them suckers.
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Sacrifice a sheep.
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But when we got the sheep,
we fell in love with him.
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It was just friend love.
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We couldn't kill him.
So we got another sheep.
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And then we fell in love
with that sheep, too.
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That happened another 74 times.
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At least we thinkit was 74.
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Every time we try counting them,
we fall asleep.
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Can a lawyer plead insanity?
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Your Honor, for what
it's worth, the home
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was actually certified haunted by...
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"Jovan the Psychic."
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Shut the front door!
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Jovan is the most
respected psychic in New York!
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It takes four years
to book a session with her!
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Unless you're dead. Then she's
got all the time in the world.
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Objection! The law does not
recognize the paranormal.
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And these two definitely
aren't a "pair of normal."
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$500 fine. And get those
sheep to a farm.
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Just don't count and drive.
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I can't believe I saw the Wheelers!
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Can't believe I saw the Wheelers.
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Hey, Wyatt, whenever you get a chance,
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could you get me
their contact information?
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I thought you stopped
sending edible arrangements
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to everyone you convict
after that study showed
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it led to a rise in crime.
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Violence is down since
I switched to cookie cakes.
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I want to ask the Wheelers
to put me in touch with Jovan.
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Their psychic? Oh, come on.
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You don't believe in all that nonsense.
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I think there's a lot
that can't be explained...
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ghosts, psychics...
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how Diane Lane is still a smoke show.
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There are secret stores for rich people.
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How many times
do I have to tell you that?
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I'm with the judge on this.
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Diane Lane? Mwah!
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And also the universe
is full of mysteries.
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It's not all black-and-white.
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Yeah, like people can be green or red.
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If she starts saying crazy
stuff, I take back my support.
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It's called synesthesia.
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Whenever I meet someone,
I see them as a color.
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Like Gurgs is a Green,
and you two are Reds.
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Red? Seems, uh, not great.
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- No offense.
- None listened.
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The colors don't mean anything.
They're totally random.
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Like, Gandhi is a Green,
and Stalin is a Red.
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Gandhi and Stalin don't seem random!
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You know, I knew your father believed
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in all this hocus pocus,
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but I was kind of hoping
it skipped the generation.
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My dad was into magic tricks,
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but he didn't believe
in anything supernatural.
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Debating it turned into
a little hobby for us.
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Some kids go with their parents
to baseball games
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and argue "Mets versus Yankees."
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My dad and I would go
to haunted houses and psychics
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and argue "real versus grift."
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- We're actually still debating it.
- Still?
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Before he died, we made a deal.
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If I could find a psychic who
would repeat the secret phrase
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that only my dad and I knew,
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it would prove there really
was more out there.
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Yeah, well, I got to say,
I like the idea
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of family arguments going into eternity.
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What I would give to yell in
Mom's face just one more time.
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So far, no psychic has gotten it right.
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And, believe me, I've tried.
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But Jovan is supposed to be the best.
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And I think the Wheelers are my way in.
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Oh, the Wheelers are your way
into only two things...
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a Ponzi scheme or a building
that's about to collapse...
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during a sheep orgy.
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Hey, has the judge done that
thing where she tells you...
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I'm a Green. Olivia's a Red.
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So I'm a Dan, a Stalin, and an Olivia?
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- It doesn't mean anything.
- Of course you’d say that.
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You're the good one.
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Maybe there is something to it.
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I'm a cursed Red!
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And that's why I can't find an apartment
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that I don't have to share with
the cats who legally own it.
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How dare you joke about curses
when you know
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I was given one by an ex-boyfriend
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who is also a practicing witch.
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Gurgs, we've been over this.
You are not cursed.
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Then how do you explain
that every time I'm in line,
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it's the bad one?
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Airport security. Grocery store.
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Remember that log-flume explosion?
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Two hours to make it to the
front, then, boom, no flume.
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Any luck getting in touch
with the Wheelers?
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Not really.
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On their intake form,
under "phone number,"
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they wrote "Big fire."
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And their e-mail address is
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Wheelers3@russian-scam.scam.
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Gotta figure out a way to smoke 'em out.
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What if I get some glasses,
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dust off my German accent,
and post an ad as...
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Dr. Glossheimer, a grief therapist
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for people who lost
zheir fluffy white sheep?
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Good idea. Now...
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try it with the accent.
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Or you could just look over zair.
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Do you sell bird repellent?
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When we left the courthouse,
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we were descended upon
by a vengeful murder of crows.
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They flew us several blocks
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before we successfully broke free.
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I hope my robe doesn't make me
look too much like a crow.
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- Aah!
- Oh, no! Not again!
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You found us guilty,
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so I'm afraid we can't help you
with Jovan.
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Like the crow, Bob is quite vengeful.
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Also like the crow,
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I've got the problem-solving
skills of a third grader.
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I really need to talk to her,
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and I'm willing to do
whatever it takes...
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although I'd like to keep my organs.
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Any wiggle room on the kidneys?
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It's just that they're really in there.
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You could babysit our
little Carol Ann for a few days
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while we relocate our sheep.
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Sure. In high school, I was
the most popular babysitter
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in Skaneateles...
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after that show-off St. Bernard
who could dial 911!
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Carol Ann! Get in here!
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That is more baby
than I'm used to sitting.
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So, did she say she'd give me a kidney?
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She ain't sick. She just
likes playing with 'em.
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Ho! Your Honor.
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How did you get to work?
Did you roll here?
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It was kind of a rough day.
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Babysitting in Manhattan
is way different than upstate.
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This entire city
is one big, sharp object.
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What were you babysitting? A wolverine?
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Judge Stone, I know you said
to stay in your chambers,
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but I'm gonna head back
to the subway track
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and see if I can reach that nickel!
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Please not again!
Just go sit in the gallery.
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Here. Here's a twenty.
That's like a thousand nickels!
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Paper money?!
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I feel like a Kennedy!
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That's a Wheeler.
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Why do you have one?
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You need to get as far away
from those people as possible!
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You say that about everyone.
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True, but even your father would say
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- that they are a magnet for disaster!
- Achoo!
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In most workplaces,
when the ceiling falls down,
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we'd leave, but here...
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- first up!
- Oh! We're sorry to interrupt,
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but, um, we have to
get married right now.
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She's my good-luck charm. I'm
going up into space tomorrow,
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so I need all the luck I can get.
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Aww. Don't you just wanna hug 'em?!
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Carol Ann, you best
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be fixing to sit on those hands!
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You can use my rings.
They've always brought me luck!
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Carol Ann, put the rings
back on your feet...
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your feet back in those shoes...
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and pay them no never mind.
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Uh, She pronounces you man and
wife. Good luck in space! Go!
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Enjoy your honeymoon!
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Oh, just...
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Thirty-four...
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thirty... five...
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Hey, Gurgs. Do you have a minute?
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I have exactly "one sock
in change" amount of time.
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Now, I know everyone says
the colors don't matter,
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but I've asked around and
haven't found one decent Red.
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We've got the Crotch-Watcher
and the Bathroom Cryer.
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Not the one who actually cries,
but the one who runs in
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with the bell and shouts news.
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If it makes you feel
any better, I remember
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Abby saying that she's a Red,
and she seems nice.
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I forgot about the hissing.
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Aw, dang! I lost count!
I'll just start over.
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One... two...
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- She's a Red, isn't she?
- Big-time.
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Three... four...
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I'm going to assume that
you're ringing out a jacket
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for totally normal reasons.
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00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:07,044
Carol Ann jumped into a fountain
251
00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:09,714
because she thought it was "money soup."
252
00:12:09,755 --> 00:12:11,591
There's got to be a better way
to get Jovan.
253
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:14,552
Or maybe she’ll get you.
254
00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:19,432
Jovan is here?
This is a crazy coincidence.
255
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:22,101
Unless forces that we can't understand
256
00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:23,186
made this happen.
257
00:12:23,227 --> 00:12:24,979
I made it happen.
258
00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:26,939
I did a favor for the Wheelers,
and they helped you
259
00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:30,276
jump the line with this...
Fleetwood Mac B-side.
260
00:12:31,235 --> 00:12:34,405
I just helped them find a sucker
to buy their haunted brownstone.
261
00:12:34,447 --> 00:12:36,449
Guess who's a homeowner!
262
00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:39,535
You just made a terrible investment.
263
00:12:40,912 --> 00:12:42,872
Maybe she is good.
264
00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:49,504
I want you to relax.
265
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:52,590
Free your mind and let the spirit in.
266
00:12:52,632 --> 00:12:56,385
- Focus on the silence and be at...
- Achoo!
267
00:12:57,470 --> 00:13:01,057
I'm just allergic to whatever
kind of nuts you two are.
268
00:13:02,225 --> 00:13:04,727
Are you sure you want him here for this?
269
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:07,021
Oh, yeah. Pull at all
the threads you want, Dan.
270
00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:09,607
You're about to see Jovan
push through the thin veil
271
00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:11,567
that separates our world from the next.
272
00:13:11,609 --> 00:13:13,277
You know, it's not really a veil.
273
00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:16,781
It's more like those things at
the car wash that kind of go...
274
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,659
And then the spirit is more like
275
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:23,079
that inflatable guy outside
the car wash that goes...
276
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,208
See, Dan? She's putting this
in earthly terms
277
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,543
that we can understand.
278
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:30,753
You don't own a car!
279
00:13:30,795 --> 00:13:32,880
Alright. If you're the
real deal, tell me this.
280
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:34,924
Who's gonna win
the Bulls-Knicks game tonight?
281
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:39,554
The spirit tells me
fortune favors the bovine!
282
00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:40,617
The Bulls.
283
00:13:40,618 --> 00:13:42,515
They're down by 9 with 10 seconds left!
284
00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:44,267
They couldn't win if they were playing
285
00:13:44,308 --> 00:13:46,269
with three balls and a jetpack!
286
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:49,480
Jovan, you've seen the future.
Does he ever shut up?
287
00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:53,234
It's okay, Abby.
I'm used to being dowb-ted.
288
00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:57,572
That's right...
I pronounce the "B" in "doubt."
289
00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:02,535
The silent letters speak "throog-uh" me.
290
00:14:03,703 --> 00:14:05,788
"Faskinating."
291
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,083
I sense that you're searching...
292
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,751
not for answers,
293
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,921
but for a message... from your father.
294
00:14:13,963 --> 00:14:16,966
Hear that, Dan? She knows
about the secret message.
295
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,843
He wants to tell you that you...
296
00:14:18,885 --> 00:14:22,263
Heeey! I'm sorry to interrupt.
297
00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:25,099
Just, uh, had a quick question
for your spooky friend.
298
00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:27,852
Olivia, Jovan's a very busy psychic.
299
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,730
Oh, sorry. Uh... "Puh-sy-chick"?
300
00:14:30,771 --> 00:14:32,815
- Am I doing that right?
- No.
301
00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:35,610
It'll only take a minute.
302
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,362
I just purchased a house
that you certified haunted,
303
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:41,282
and I'm just wondering, like,
how haunted is it?
304
00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:42,658
Are we talking the walls bleed
305
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,368
or twin girls standing in the hallway?
306
00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:47,413
'Cause I got no patience for kids.
307
00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:50,625
- Not the time. So where were we?
- She was just getting ready
308
00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:53,586
to make up something about your father.
309
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:57,131
Ah, yes. The message.
It's becoming clearer!
310
00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:58,716
Oh! Good. Y'all are just hanging out.
311
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,259
I got a quick question for Jovan.
312
00:15:00,301 --> 00:15:04,013
Is it Jo-vaun or Jo-van?
Oh! No! That's not my question!
313
00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:06,182
Undo! Undo!
314
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:07,558
Gurgs, you're gonna have to wait.
315
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,227
Waiting is exactly the problem.
316
00:15:09,268 --> 00:15:12,230
I'm cursed, and I'm willing to
try anything to get rid of it.
317
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:13,648
Uh, mugwort, mantras, molly.
318
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,441
I don't think
that last one's gonna work,
319
00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:17,944
but it'll make standing in line
a lot more fun!
320
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,655
I'm gonna close the doors.
321
00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,740
- Make me a Green!
- Cannot be done.
322
00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:24,992
You're a Red. You're gonna die a Red.
323
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:26,869
Alright. Everybody, just shut up!
324
00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:28,830
W... We have to listen
to what Jovan has to say!
325
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:30,998
Thank you, Dan. Wait. Why?
326
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,584
She was right!
The Bulls came back and won!
327
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:35,294
Oh, she is the real deal.
328
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:38,005
Great mystic, I apologize
for ever doubting you.
329
00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:41,092
Please, please tell us the
mysteries of the universe...
330
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:44,345
specifically should I bet on
the Lakers or the Warriors?
331
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,721
Enough!
332
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:49,976
Abby, your father is here,
333
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,854
and he does have a message.
334
00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:54,480
He wants you to know
335
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:57,483
that he is so very proud of you...
336
00:15:57,525 --> 00:15:59,360
and that nothing makes him happier
337
00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:03,906
than seeing you in his chair.
338
00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:06,993
And now his presence has left us.
339
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,039
I can't believe it.
340
00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:13,791
I've been searching and searching,
341
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,127
and now I finally know.
342
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,422
You're completely full of [BLEEP]!
343
00:16:19,463 --> 00:16:21,966
- What?!
- That wasn't the message!
344
00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:24,177
Wait! I'm getting another message.
345
00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:26,721
It's kind of fuzzy,
but I think he wants us
346
00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:29,098
to say it at the same time.
347
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,225
- Beat it, phony!
- Beat it, Froggy!
348
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,271
I'm also getting a message
from your mother.
349
00:16:35,313 --> 00:16:36,772
She's still alive!
350
00:16:36,814 --> 00:16:39,817
Well, she just wants
her casserole dish back!
351
00:16:46,699 --> 00:16:49,076
You here to gloat?
352
00:16:49,118 --> 00:16:52,914
Well, you do know
how I like being right...
353
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:56,125
but this is one time
I was hoping I was wrong.
354
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,211
- That makes two of us.
- Hm.
355
00:16:58,252 --> 00:17:00,379
You know, Jovan may have been a fraud,
356
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:04,675
but all this talk about Harry
over the last few days
357
00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:09,847
- made it feel like he was here.
- I like that.
358
00:17:09,889 --> 00:17:12,308
I really felt that, too.
359
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:15,853
Truth is, I... I know
I don't need a psychic
360
00:17:15,895 --> 00:17:18,689
to feel close to him.
361
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:21,025
I see him in everything.
362
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,903
Whenever I watch an old noir movie
363
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:26,823
or listen to Mel Tormé...
364
00:17:26,864 --> 00:17:28,783
bang that gavel...
365
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:32,203
... he's right there.
366
00:17:32,245 --> 00:17:36,123
But, still, I...
I can't help wanting more time.
367
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,294
I thought if a psychic could give me
368
00:17:40,336 --> 00:17:44,173
one more tick of the clock,
just one more second...
369
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,260
... I wanted it.
370
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:52,682
Maybe that's just not gonna happen.
371
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,892
Well, you know, I... I don't know.
372
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:57,061
Seen some pretty crazy stuff
just in this courthouse.
373
00:17:57,103 --> 00:18:00,106
You know, once, a ventriloquist dummy
374
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,900
killed itself
by jumping out that window.
375
00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:06,946
So who knows... maybe somebody out there
376
00:18:06,988 --> 00:18:08,447
knows your little code.
377
00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:11,701
So... what the hell? Keep searching.
378
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:12,910
I mean, just go grab
379
00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:15,413
every Ouija-wielding whack job in town
380
00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:18,082
until you find it.
381
00:18:18,124 --> 00:18:19,584
You don't think that's crazy?
382
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,252
Oh, no. It's certifiably insane.
383
00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:23,254
But you know what?
384
00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:25,840
Sometimes you've got to
bet against the house
385
00:18:25,882 --> 00:18:28,885
even when you know the game is rigged.
386
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,264
Where did... Where did you hear that?
387
00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:35,266
I don't know.
I think it's the first time
388
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:38,394
I've ever put that
combination of words together.
389
00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:43,149
- That was the message.
- What?!
390
00:18:44,442 --> 00:18:47,487
What, are you saying
that I'm Harry's vessel?!
391
00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:50,990
Fine. Fine. I'm a vessel.
392
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:56,162
I mean, you know him. Always
has to have the last word.
393
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,795
Thank you for the extra time, Dan.
394
00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:08,341
Hm.
395
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:09,634
Hm...
396
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:12,595
Just... Ugh. Alright.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
397
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:22,230
Raven, thank you so much for coming.
398
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:25,149
I really need you to lift this curse.
399
00:19:25,191 --> 00:19:27,026
I thought we were getting back together.
400
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,986
Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm saving up all my magic
401
00:19:29,028 --> 00:19:31,322
to dunk a basketball.
402
00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:34,200
Let's go, Darryl!
403
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:39,413
Gurgs, I may not be able to
change the fact that I'm a Red,
404
00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:42,083
but I can change
what it means to bea Red.
405
00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:44,836
- Hold this onion.
- Why am I holding this onion?
406
00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:47,463
Because I figured out
how to get rid of your curse.
407
00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:49,090
Close your eyes.
408
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,384
Boop!
409
00:19:52,218 --> 00:19:54,345
The curse is in the onion now.
410
00:19:54,387 --> 00:19:56,722
Hmm. Only one way to find out.
411
00:19:57,557 --> 00:19:59,684
My wait time is zero minutes.
412
00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:03,437
Hello? Uh, uh, will you
finally install my cable?
413
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:08,359
Oh! You're at my house
right now! Ha! I gotta go!
414
00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:12,697
- Here's the mailbox key, Miss Moore.
- Ah.
415
00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,991
This'll pair nicely
with the hammer I have to use
416
00:20:15,032 --> 00:20:17,076
to flush the toilet.
417
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:19,537
FYI, one sheep is missin',
418
00:20:19,579 --> 00:20:23,541
so there's a good chance
Cody's still stuck in the wall.
419
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,878
Ha! Another 3-pointer for the Knicks,
420
00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:29,547
just as the spirits foretold!
421
00:20:29,589 --> 00:20:31,340
So, what, you're psychic now?
422
00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:33,718
Oh, oh, you know, labels are so gauche.
423
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:36,512
I prefer "god amongst men"...
424
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:38,681
who's gonna make a killing
on the Knicks,
425
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,349
and nothing can stop me!
426
00:20:40,391 --> 00:20:43,019
Groovy. We bet on the Knicks, too.
427
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:47,857
- No!
- You know that onion's cursed, right?
428
00:20:47,899 --> 00:20:49,650
A free onion's a free onion.
429
00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:53,154
If you bet on the Knicks, that means...
430
00:20:53,196 --> 00:20:56,908
Unbelievable! A sheep is loose
on the court!
431
00:20:56,949 --> 00:20:59,660
It looks like the Knicks
may have to forfeit!
432
00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:01,954
Oh! There's Cody!
433
00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:07,668
Why are you even here?
434
00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,253
The missus and I are finally
435
00:21:09,295 --> 00:21:12,089
taking our honeymoon on Hart Island.
436
00:21:12,131 --> 00:21:15,343
That's where the city
buries its unclaimed dead.
437
00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:19,055
They're dropping me off with my sitter.
438
00:21:19,096 --> 00:21:20,515
Check it out!
439
00:21:20,556 --> 00:21:22,975
I found a way to safely
be around the Wheelers.
440
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:27,688
See? I'm okay.
441
00:21:30,983 --> 00:21:35,983
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