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Can I have a coffee, please...

...with milk and Splenda?

-Sure. What size? -Large.

Here you go.

Can you believe I'm playing the Garden?

Are we ready? Thanks, man.

Look at that.

Sold out.

Looks like Lady Gaga.

Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God. It is. -Hey.

-Hello, Lady Gaga. -I can't believe it's you.

-Hey, nice to meet you. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I love you.

Lady Gaga!

Do you know how many times I came to this arena?

And now they're opening these gates up for us.

Welcome, HBO, to the Monster Ball.

I don't know. I get, like, so...

I just get so revved up when I do these benchmark shows, you know?

Yeah.

I just don't want my fans to ever feel...

I just sometimes feel like a loser still, you know?

I know it's crazy because it's like, we're at the Garden.

But I still sometimes feel like a fucking loser kid in high school.

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I just want to be a queen for them, you know...

...and sometimes I don't feel like one.

♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪

♪ I won't give up on my life ♪

♪ I'm a warrior queen ♪

♪ Live passionately tonight ♪

♪ Run, run Her kiss is a vampire grin ♪

♪ Vampire grin Vampire grin ♪

♪ The moon lights her way While she's howlin' at him ♪

♪ Howlin' at him, howlin' at him ♪

♪ She looks good ♪

♪ But her boyfriend says She's a tramp ♪

♪ She's a tramp She's a vamp ♪

♪ But she still does her dance ♪

♪ She's a tramp She's a vamp ♪

♪ But she still kills the dance ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's lookin' She falls apart ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ Dark, dark ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's lookin' She falls apart ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance The dance in the dark ♪

♪ In the dark ♪

Girls, are y'all getting ready?

-Pepper? -Yeah, Posh, I'm getting ready.

Hey, Bang-Bang, are you getting ready?

Of course I'm getting ready.

Hey, Champagne, you getting ready, girl?

I'm already ready.

Well, let's hit it, honey.

♪ Marilyn, Judy, Sylvia ♪

♪ Tell 'em how you feel, girls ♪

♪ Work your blonde Benet Ramsey We'll haunt like Liberace ♪

♪ Find your freedom in the music ♪

♪ Find your Jesus Find your Kubrick ♪

♪ You will never fall apart ♪

♪ Diana, you're still in our hearts ♪

♪ Never let you fall apart ♪

♪ Together we'll dance in the dark ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's lookin' She falls apart ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's lookin' She falls apart ♪

♪ Baby loves to dance The dance in the dark ♪

♪ In the dark ♪

♪ In the dark, in the dark ♪

-Oh, no. -Posh, are we breaking down?

Oh, just give me a second.

Where's Gaga, anyway?

-And where's my lipstick? -Shut up.

Now we're never gonna make it to the Monster Ball.

Yes, you will. I'll take you there.

♪ Rub that glitter And grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around Grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around Grease around ♪

♪ Punch it ♪

♪ In Brooklyn ♪

♪ Painted green watermelon ♪

-♪ That guy's ride ♪ -♪ His ride ♪

♪ Is good-lookin' ♪

♪ Good-lookin' ♪

♪ He tells me ♪

♪ That he loves me ♪

♪ And even though I'm real sexy ♪

♪ He loves his car, car, car ♪

♪ He's always with his car, car, car ♪

♪ So I ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around Grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around Grease around ♪

♪ Knock it, pump it, wash it, bump it ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease He loves it ♪

♪ He's so fine He makes her shiny ♪

♪ There's more glitter and grease Behind you ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around Grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪

♪ Rub that glitter and grease around Grease around ♪

Gaga! Gaga! Gaga!

♪ Red wine, Konvict, Ga ga ♪

♪ I've had a little too much, much ♪

-♪ All of the people start to rush ♪ -♪ Start to rush by ♪

♪ A dizzy twister dance ♪

♪ Can't find my drink, or man ♪

♪ Where are my keys? I lost my phone ♪

♪ What's goin' on on the floor? ♪

♪ I love this record, baby But I can't see straight any more ♪

♪ Keep it cool What's the name of this club? ♪

♪ I can't remember But it's all right, a-all right ♪

-Now jump! -♪ Just dance ♪

♪ Gonna be okay Da da doo doot-n ♪

♪ Just dance ♪

♪ Spin that record, babe Da da doo doot-n ♪

♪ Just dance Gonna be okay ♪

♪ Duh-duh-duh Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Just, just ♪

New York City!

♪ Wish I could shut my playboy mouth ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪

-♪ How'd I turn my shirt inside out? ♪ -♪ Inside out right ♪

♪ Control your poison, babe Roses have thorns they say ♪

♪ And were all gettin' hosed tonight ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ What's goin' on on the floor? ♪

♪ I love this record, baby But I can't see straight any more ♪

♪ Keep it cool What's the name of this club? ♪

♪ I can't remember But it's all right ♪

-Now jump! -♪ Just dance ♪

♪ Gonna be okay Da da doo doot-n ♪

♪ Just dance ♪

♪ Spin that record, babe Da da doo doot-n ♪

♪ Just dance Gonna be okay ♪

♪ Duh-duh-duh Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Just, just dance ♪

Did you guys come to party tonight?

I'm gonna kick your ass, New York!

♪ Just dance ♪

♪ Gonna be okay Da da doo doot-n ♪

♪ Just dance ♪

♪ Spin that record, babe Da da doo doot-n ♪

♪ Just dance Gonna be okay ♪

♪ Duh-duh-duh Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Just, just dance ♪

Come on.

♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic ♪

♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic ♪

♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic ♪

♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ Use your muscle, carve it out Work it, hustle ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Don't slow, baby ♪

♪ Drive it, clean it, Lysol, bleed it ♪

-♪ Spend the last dough ♪ -♪ I got it ♪

-♪ In your pocko ♪ -♪ I got it ♪

♪ Just dance Gonna be okay ♪

Jesus is from New York City.

Let's show New York how New Yorkers play guitar.

Put your paws up, jump.

-♪ Just dance, gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Baby ♪

♪ Just dance Spin that record, babe ♪

♪ Oh, baby, yeah ♪

♪ Gonna be okay ♪

♪ Spin that record, baby, yeah ♪

♪ Dance, dance ♪

♪ Just, just dance ♪

♪ Dirty, dirty rich Dirty, dirty rich, beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful and dirty, dirty Rich, rich, dirty ♪

♪ We've got a red light Pornographic dance fight ♪

♪ Systematic, honey But we got no money ♪

♪ Our hair is perfect While we're all getting shit wrecked ♪

♪ It's automatic, honey But we got no money ♪

♪ Daddy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, yeah We just like to party ♪

Put your hands up now.

♪ Bang, bang ♪

♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪

♪ Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful ♪

♪ Bang, bang ♪

♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪

♪ Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful ♪

♪ We live a cute life Sound fanatic ♪

♪ Pants tighter than plastic Honey ♪

♪ But we've got no money ♪

♪ We do the dance right ♪

♪ We have got it made like Ice cream topped with honey ♪

♪ But we've got no money ♪

♪ Daddy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, yeah ♪

Now get your guns out and shoot that money...

...because you don't need it.

♪ Bang, bang ♪

Shoot it.

♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪

Get your guns out, New York, shoot it. Bang, bang.

♪ Bang, bang ♪

♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪

♪ Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful ♪

♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Dirty rich ♪

♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ You dirty bitch ♪

♪ Bang, bang ♪

So, Gaga...

...what's the Monster Ball really, really all about?

Well...

...Victor...

...the Monster Ball...

...will set you free, New York!

You mean "I can be..."

...whoever or whatever...

"...that I want to be" free?

Yeah, Victor, tonight...

...in the town that gave birth to me...

...we're gonna be...

...super free little monsters!

And the best thing about the Monster Ball...

...Is that I created it...

...So that my fans would have a place to go.

A place where...

...all the freaks are outside...

...and I lock the fucking doors!

It doesn't matter who you are or where you come from...

...or how much money you've got in your pocket...

...because tonight and every night after...

...you can be whoever it is that you wanna be...

...New York City!

And to get to the Monster Ball...

...to find that inner sense...

...of fame...

...all you've got to do is follow...

Yes, super fans.

The glitter way.

Do you love me?

Because I love you, New York.

So come on, little monsters. Take my picture.

I wanna be a New York City star.

Come on, you better sing along. You know the words.

You got the fame.

♪ I can't help myself ♪

♪ I'm addicted to a life of material ♪

♪ It's some kind of joke ♪

♪ I'm obsessively opposed to the typical ♪

♪ All we care about is ♪

♪ Runway models, Cadillacs And liquor bottles ♪

♪ Give me something, I wanna be Retro glamour ♪

Now put your hands up with me like this:

♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪

♪ 'Cause we wanna live the life Of the rich and famous ♪

That's right, New York, hands up.

♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a taste for champagne And endless fortune ♪

Come on, Jesus.

Come a little closer.

Give me some of that challenge.

You're the most famous man in the world.

Give it up for a real superstar, Jesus Christ!

♪ I can see myself in the movies ♪

♪ With my picture in the city lights ♪

♪ Photograph my mouth ♪

♪ And whatever else you'd like to shoot You decide ♪

♪ All we care about is ♪

♪ Pornographic Girls on film and body plastic ♪

♪ Give me something I wanna see ♪

♪ Television and hot blonds In odd positions ♪

Come on, let's go.

♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪

♪ 'Cause we wanna live ♪

Put your hands up with me like this:

♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a taste for champagne And endless fortune ♪

♪ Fame, fame, baby ♪

You don't need to have money or plastic surgery...

...to be a New York City star.

♪ In it for the fame, fame, baby ♪

♪ The fame, fame ♪

-♪ Don't ask me how or why ♪ -♪ Or why ♪

♪ But I'm gonna make it happen this time ♪

-♪ My teenage dream tonight ♪ -♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Yeah, gonna make it happen this time ♪

♪ Fame ♪

Welcome aboard the Gaga Express.

Please watch your step.

Next stop: Glitter Way.

♪ He can't read my poker face ♪

Emergency.

There's something in the tracks.

♪ I wanna kiss you ♪

♪ But if I do then I might miss you, babe ♪

♪ It's complicated and stupid ♪

♪ Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid ♪

♪ Guess he wants to play, wants to play ♪

♪ A lovegame, a lovegame ♪

♪ Hold me and love me ♪

♪ Just wanna touch you for a minute ♪

♪ Maybe three seconds is enough For my heart to quit it ♪

♪ Let's have some fun, this beat is sick ♪

♪ I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ♪

♪ Don't think too much Just bust that kick ♪

Now scream!

♪ Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame ♪

♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪

♪ Are you in the game? ♪

♪ Dans the lovegame ♪

♪ Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame ♪

♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪

♪ Are you in the game? ♪

♪ Dans the lovegame ♪

♪ I'm on a mission ♪

♪ And it involves some heavy touching Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You've indicated your interest ♪

♪ I'm educated in sex, yes ♪

♪ Now I want it bad, want it bad ♪

♪ A lovegame, a lovegame ♪

♪ Hold me and love me ♪

♪ Just wanna touch you for a minute ♪

♪ Maybe three seconds is enough For my heart to quit it ♪

Put your hands up.

♪ Let's have some fun, this beat is sick ♪

Hands up.

We've only got one more night together...

...Madison Square Garden, So you better dance!

♪ Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame ♪

♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪

♪ Are you in the game? ♪

♪ Dans the lovegame ♪

♪ Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame ♪

♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪

♪ Are you in the game? ♪

♪ Dans the lovegame ♪

♪ I can see you staring there From across the block ♪

♪ With a smile on your mouth And your hand on your... ♪

♪ The story of us It always starts the same ♪

♪ With a boy and a girl and a... And a game ♪

Scream.

♪ A game ♪

Louder.

♪ A game ♪

♪ A game, a lovegame ♪

Come on, let's go.

♪ Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame ♪

♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪

♪ Are you in the game? ♪

♪ Dans the lovegame ♪

♪ Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame ♪

♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪

♪ Are you in the game? ♪

♪ Dans the lovegame ♪

♪ Let's, let's, let's ♪

♪ Let's have some fun, this beat is sick ♪

♪ I wanna take a ride ♪

Let's go.

♪ Let's, let's, let's ♪

♪ Let's have some fun ♪

Okay, New York.

♪ I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ♪

Are you all standing up?

I don't know if you've heard...

...but I have a pretty tremendous dick.

So come on...

♪ Disco, disco, disco ♪

...get your dicks out.

Because I know they've got some pretty big cock here in New York City.

Welcome to the Monster Ball.

Now dance, you motherfuckers!

Put your paws up. Now jump.

My...

...name...

...is...

...Lady Gaga!

And welcome...

...to the last...

...of five shows...

...at Madison Square Garden.

I feel so blessed.

You have no idea.

I grew up 20 blocks from here...

...and I watched every name go up on that marquee...

...year after year, month after month.

And I used to dream that one day I'd see my name in lights.

So thank you so much.

Thank you for buying a ticket to see my show.

And for those of you who didn't pay for your tickets...

...I want my money back.

I'm just kidding.

You know, I didn't used to be brave.

In fact, I wasn't very brave at all.

But you have made me brave, little monsters.

And New York made me brave.

So now...

...I'm gonna be brave for you.

Tonight I want you to forget all of your insecurities.

I want you to reject anyone or anything...

...that's ever made you feel like you don't belong or don't fit in.

Or made you feel like you're not good enough...

...or pretty enough, or thin enough.

Or can't sing well enough, or dance well enough...

...or write a song well enough.

Or like you'll never win a Grammy.

Or you'll never sell out Madison Square Garden!

You just remember that you're a goddamn superstar!

And you were born this way!

May tonight be your liberation of all those things.

Because I used to pick up my leather boots...

...on that street...

...and I would go down the stairs...

...to the 9 Train.

And I'd take the 9 Train downtown.

And then I'd get on the I Train to go across town.

And I'd go to dance class.

And I would pray, and I would dream...

...that someday, one person would believe in me.

So when you leave here tonight...

...know that at least one person believes in you.

Hello, purple unicorn.

That is the most fabulous gay unicorn that I have ever seen.

He has a rainbow horn. He's purple.

He has neon hooves. That's very exciting.

The only thing better than a unicorn is a gay unicorn.

Oh, you know what that means.

♪ All the New York gays Came out to play ♪

♪ And some came from New Jersey ♪

♪ But we don't care 'Cause it's all the same ♪

♪ And we were born this way ♪

Yeah!

I don't know what I'm gonna do with all of you.

You see, I told my friends about the Monster Ball.

I told them that the Monster Ball would set them free.

So we got into my car...

...but my car broke down in Brooklyn.

So then we got onto the subway...

...onto the F Train...

...which always gets me where I need to go.

But the subway's left us off in this very strange place.

And I just have no fucking clue where we are.

You think I should ask my friends for some help?

You know, my deepest and most loyal friends?

You know...

...all my New York and tristate-area gays?

This one's for the boys and the girls tonight.

Celebrate your gay pride.

♪ Hey there, sugar baby Saw you twice at the pop show ♪

♪ You taste just like glitter Mixed with rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ I like you a lot, lot Think you're really hot, hot ♪

♪ I know you think you're special When we dance real crazy ♪

♪ Glamaphonic, electronic, disco, baby ♪

♪ I like you a lot, lot All we want is hot, hot ♪

Now jump.

♪ Boys, boys, boys We like boys in cars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys Buy us drinks in bars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys With hairspray and denim ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We love them, we love them ♪

Now, I don't care if you're gay, straight, bi, transgender, transsexual...

...put your hands up.

♪ Baby is a bad boy With some retro sneakers ♪

♪ Let's see Lady Starlight And make out in the bleachers ♪

♪ I like you a lot, lot Think you're really hot, hot ♪

♪ Let's go to the party Heard our buddy's the DJ ♪

♪ Don't forget my lipstick I left it in your ashtray ♪

♪ I like you a lot, lot All we want is hot, hot ♪

Now jump.

♪ Boys, boys, boys We like boys in cars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys Buy us drinks in bars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys With hairspray and denim ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We love them, we love them ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We like boys in cars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys Buy us drinks in bars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys With hairspray and denim ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We love them, we love them ♪

♪ I'm not loose, I like to party Let's get lost in your Ferrari ♪

♪ Not psychotic or dramatic I like boys and that is that ♪

♪ Love it when you call me "legs" ♪

♪ In the morning buy me eggs ♪

♪ Watch your heart when we're together ♪

♪ Boys like you love me forever ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We love them, we love them ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We like boys in cars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys Buy us drinks in bars ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys With hairspray and denim ♪

♪ Boys, boys, boys We love them, we love them ♪

Does anybody know what I really, really hate?

I hate money.

It's hot as hell in here, New York.

But nobody can ever make me take off my leather.

I'm just a bad kid.

I don't want your money.

I want your soul, honey.

♪ Damn, I love the Jag The jet and the mansion ♪

-Sing it. -♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ And I enjoy the gifts And trips to the islands ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ It's good to live expensive You know it ♪

♪ But my knees get weak Intensive ♪

Hands up.

♪ When you give me kisses That's money, honey ♪

♪ When I'm your lover and your mistress That's money, honey ♪

♪ When you touch me, it's so delicious That's money, honey ♪

♪ Baby, when you tear me to pieces That's money, honey ♪

♪ Kisses That's M-O-N-E-Y ♪

♪ So sexy, I ♪

How are you doing tonight?

This is so crazy for me, just completely psycho.

I used to sit usually in the bleachers, you know, in the back.

And I would sit with my mom, you know, who would take me to see shows.

And I'd watch some other bitch sing and dance on the stage all night...

...that I wanted to be.

And I would say, "I wish I was that bitch on that stage."

So just so you know...

...someday you'll be up here instead of me...

...and I'll be sitting in the back cheering all you guys on.

Hello?

Beyoncé?

She's always interrupting the middle of my show.

♪ Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing ♪

♪ I have got no service In the club, you see, you see ♪

♪ What did you say, huh? You're breakin' up on me ♪

♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kind of busy ♪

♪ Kind of busy, kind of busy ♪

♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kind of busy ♪

♪ Just a second It's my favourite song they're gonna play ♪

♪ And I cannot text you With a drink in my hand, yeah ♪

♪ You should've made some plans with me You knew that I was free ♪

♪ And now you won't stop calling me I'm kind of busy ♪

Come on.

♪ Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think any more ♪

♪ I left my head and my heart On the dance floor ♪

♪ Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk any more ♪

♪ I left my head and my heart On the dance floor ♪

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪

♪ Stop telephoning me ♪

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪

♪ I'm busy ♪

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪

♪ Stop telephoning me ♪

♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪

♪ Can call all you want But there's no one home ♪

♪ And you're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm in the club And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪

♪ And you're not gonna Reach my telephone ♪

♪ Can call all you want But there's no one home ♪

♪ And you're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ Out in the club And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪

♪ And you're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

Come on, sing Beyoncé's part.

♪ Won't make me leave no faster Put my coat on faster ♪

♪ Leave my girls no faster ♪

♪ I should have left my phone at home 'Cause this is a disaster ♪

♪ Calling like a collector Sorry, I cannot answer ♪

♪ Not that I don't like you I'm just at a party ♪

♪ And I am sick and tired Of my phone ringin' ♪

I like your jacket.

♪ In Grand Central Station ♪

Put your cell phones away. And put your hands up.

Because this is only gonna happen once.

Free your mind and your spirit.

We were born this way.

♪ Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think any more ♪

♪ I left my head and my heart On the dance floor ♪

♪ Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk any more ♪

♪ I left my head and my heart On the dance floor ♪

♪ Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think any more ♪

♪ I left my head and my heart On the dance floor ♪

♪ Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk any more ♪

♪ I left my head and my heart On the dance floor ♪

-♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪ -♪ Stop telephoning me ♪

♪ Stop telephoning me ♪

-♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪ -♪ I'm kind of busy ♪

♪ I'm busy ♪

All right, put your hands up.

♪ Stop telephoning me ♪

Now, let's break the floors, New York.

♪ Can call all you want But there's no one home ♪

♪ You're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪

♪ You're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ Call all you want But there's no one home ♪

♪ You're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪

♪ And you're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ My telephone, my telephone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪

♪ And you're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

♪ My telephone, my telephone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪

♪ And you're not gonna reach My telephone ♪

I just want to say thank you to all of you for being here tonight...

...because HBO is filming for our HBO special.

And it's just this really amazing night for all of us.

And I'm so happy. I can't even begin to tell you...

...how grateful I am that you're all here.

And it's really funny...

...because my favourite thing about the Monster Ball...

...Is that everybody gets really drunk...

...and vomits on each other and has a good time.

So you don't know this...

...but in between the sets when the videos are playing...

...I can actually see you from backstage.

And I see everybody running to go get drinks really quickly.

I'm always laughing because I think, "These drunk assholes.

That's all they wanna do, is drink and have a good time."

So in light of watching all of you have a good time...

...I would like to dedicate this song to all the drunk assholes in my life.

This is called "Speechless."

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I can't believe what you said to me ♪

♪ Last night we were alone ♪

♪ You threw your hands up ♪

♪ Baby, you gave up, you gave up ♪

♪ I can't believe how you looked at me ♪

♪ With your James Dean glossy eyes ♪

♪ Oh, in your tight jeans with your long hair ♪

♪ And your cigarette-stained lies ♪

♪ Could we fix you if you broke? ♪

♪ Was your punch line just a joke? ♪

♪ I'll never talk again ♪

♪ Oh, boy, you've left me speechless ♪

♪ You've left me speechless So speechless ♪

♪ And I'll never love again ♪

♪ Oh, friends, you've left me speechless ♪

♪ You've left me speechless So speechless ♪

And my make...

Every night, this fucking makeup falls off right at that same lyric.

Shit.

And on another note...

...not to blow up too many people's spots tonight, but Liza Minnelli is here.

I thought you all might want to stand up for her...

...because, you know, it is Liza.

And Marisa Tomei is here tonight.

And I usually would never tell you guys who's here tonight...

...but the reason I'm telling you...

...Is because these two women influenced me so much...

...when I was in theatre school.

Because I went to Tisch, you know, at NYU.

And what used to happen was the teachers would go:

"Well, your voice is too pop."

And when you sing pop music, your voice is too theatre.

And, you know...

...you're never gonna play the heroine.

And you're never gonna play the blonde, you know.

You're never gonna play the ingénue.

You'll never be the main character.

You're never gonna be the star.

"Because you have dark hair and you're too ethnic."

So I used to say:

"Well, what about Liza?"

And then I'd get to acting class...

...and they'd always pull out a script for me...

...that Marisa had played in a movie...

And they'd say, "You'll play these kinds of...

These kinds of really ballsy women roles."

And you know what? There's never a role other than that...

...that I'm ever gonna wanna play.

So thank you, Marisa, for always playing that role for us.

♪ After all the drinks ♪

♪ And the bars that we've been to ♪

♪ Would you give it all up? ♪

♪ Could I give it all up for you? ♪

♪ After all the boys and the girls That we've been through ♪

♪ Would you give it all up? ♪

♪ I've never given up ♪

♪ If I promise, boy, to you ♪

♪ Well, I'll never talk again, no ♪

♪ Oh, I'll never love again ♪

♪ Oh, I'll never write a song ♪

♪ Won't even sing along ♪

♪ Why you so speechless? ♪

♪ Speechless ♪

♪ Speechless ♪

So thank you for giving me...

...two bad bitches to look up to.

♪ So speechless, baby ♪

All right, you wanna hear a new one?

This is from my new album, Born This Way.

This is called "You and I."

♪ It's been a long time Since I came around ♪

♪ Been a long time But I'm back in town ♪

♪ And this time I'm not leaving without you ♪

♪ You taste like whiskey When you kiss me, oh ♪

♪ I'd give anything again To be your baby doll ♪

♪ This time I'm not leaving without you ♪

♪ He says sit back down Where you belong ♪

♪ In the corner of my bar With your high heels on ♪

♪ Sit back down on the couch Where we made love the first time ♪

♪ And you said to me ♪

♪ Something, something about This place ♪

♪ Something about lonely nights And my lipstick on your face ♪

♪ Something, something about My cool Nebraska guy ♪

♪ Yeah, something about, baby, you and I ♪

♪ It's been two years Since I let you go ♪

♪ Couldn't listen to a joke Or rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Muscle cars drove a truck Right through my heart ♪

♪ On my birthday you sang me "A Heart of Gold" ♪

♪ With the guitar humming In overload ♪

♪ This time I'm not leaving Without you ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Sit back down Where you belong ♪

♪ In the corner of a bar With your high heels on ♪

♪ Sit back down on the couch Where we made love the first time ♪

♪ And you said to me ♪

♪ There's something Something about this place ♪

♪ Something about lonely nights And my lipstick on your face ♪

♪ Something, something about My cool Nebraska guy ♪

♪ Yeah, something about New York, you and I ♪

Put your hands up.

♪ You and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ New York City! ♪

♪ I'd rather die ♪

♪ Without you and I ♪

♪ Come on! ♪

I'm gonna still play this piano with my long-ass New York nails.

♪ There's something ♪

♪ Something about ♪

♪ This place ♪

♪ Something about ♪

♪ New York nights ♪

♪ And the lipstick On little monsters' faces ♪

♪ Something ♪

♪ Something about ♪

♪ My cool New York guy ♪

♪ Yeah, something about ♪

♪ Manhattan ♪

♪ Brooklyn ♪

♪ Queens ♪

♪ The Bronx ♪

♪ Staten Island ♪

♪ The Palisades, Long Island ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ New York City, I'd rather die ♪

♪ Without you and I ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ I miss your hot dogs ♪

♪ I miss the subway I miss the people ♪

♪ I miss everything about you, goddamn it ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

Put your hands up.

♪ You and I ♪

♪ New York, New York New York, New York ♪

♪ New York ♪

♪ I'd rather die ♪

♪ Without you and I ♪

♪ It's been a long time Since I came around ♪

♪ Been a long time But I'm back in town ♪

♪ And this time ♪

♪ I'm not leaving ♪

♪ Without ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

And so as my friends and I travelled...

...further and further down the Glitter Way...

...we ran into a magical angel with a beautiful black harp.

And she said that she knew just the music to play...

...to get us closer and closer to the Monster Ball...

...at Madison Square Garden.

Oh, what's that thing?

What's that thing?

Way up in the sky?

It's very beautiful but very strange.

Is that a rainbow?

No, it can't be.

Little monsters, it's a twister.

Monsters...

...you make me so happy I could die.

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh Ye-ha, ye-ha ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh Aha, aha ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh Ye-ha, ye-ha ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh Aha, aha ♪

♪ I love that lavender blonde ♪

♪ The way she moves The way she walks ♪

♪ I touch myself, can't get enough ♪

♪ And in the silence of the night ♪

♪ Through all the tears And all the lies ♪

♪ I touch myself and it's all right ♪

♪ Just give in ♪

♪ Don't give up, baby ♪

♪ Open up your heart And your mind to me ♪

-♪ Just ♪ -♪ Just ♪

-♪ Know when ♪ -♪ Know when ♪

♪ That glass is empty ♪

♪ That the world is gonna bend, yeah ♪

♪ Happy in the club With a bottle of red wine ♪

♪ Stars in our eyes 'Cause we're having a good time ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ So happy I could die ♪

♪ Be your best friend Yeah, I'll love you forever ♪

♪ Up in the clouds We'll be higher than ever ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ So happy I could die And it's all right ♪

♪ So happy I could die And it's all right ♪

I like your "Born This Way" jackets.

Those are very nice.

I can see you all from up here at the same time.

Put your hands up.

Let's all enjoy this moment together. Bounce with me.

♪ Happy in the club With a bottle of red wine ♪

♪ Stars in our eyes 'Cause we're having a good time ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ So happy I could die ♪

♪ Be your best friend Yeah, I'll love you forever ♪

♪ Up in the clouds We'll be higher than ever ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ So happy I could die And it's all right ♪

♪ So happy I could die And it's all right ♪

♪ So happy I could die And it's all right ♪

♪ Happy in the club With a bottle of red wine ♪

♪ Stars in our eyes 'Cause we're having a good time ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ So happy I could die ♪

♪ Be your best friend Yeah, I'll love you forever ♪

♪ Up in the clouds We'll be higher than ever ♪

♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ So happy I could die And it's all right ♪

Oh, no...

...the twister.

It's left my friends and I off in a very strange place.

A deep, dark and evil place.

In the deepest, darkest part...

...of Central Park.

Put your paws up.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Dancing, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Dancing ♪

Put your paws up.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Dancing ♪

Put your paws up.

♪ Don't call me Gaga ♪

♪ Don't call me Gaga ♪

♪ Don't call me Gaga ♪

♪ I've never seen one like that before ♪

♪ Don't look at me like that ♪

♪ You amaze me ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart ♪

♪ You little monster ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart out ♪

♪ You amaze me ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart out ♪

♪ Look at him, look at me ♪

♪ That boy is bad, and honestly ♪

♪ He's a wolf in disguise ♪

♪ But I can't stop staring In those evil eyes ♪

♪ Evil eyes, evil ♪

♪ I asked my girlfriend If she'd seen you around before ♪

♪ She mumbled something While we got down on the floor ♪

♪ We might've fucked Not really sure ♪

♪ Don't quite recall ♪

♪ But something tells me That I've seen him before ♪

Put your hands up.

♪ That boy is a monster Monster ♪

♪ That boy is a monster ♪

-♪ He ate my heart ♪ -♪ I love that girl ♪

♪ He ate my heart ♪

♪ Wanna talk to her She's hot as hell ♪

-♪ He ate my heart ♪ -♪ I love that girl ♪

♪ He ate my heart ♪

♪ Wanna talk to her She's hot as hell ♪

♪ He licked his lips Said to me ♪

♪ "Girl, you look Good enough to eat" ♪

♪ Put his arms around me ♪

♪ Said, "Boy, now get your paws Right off of me" ♪

♪ I asked my girlfriend If she'd seen you around before ♪

♪ She mumbled something While we got down on the floor ♪

♪ We might've fucked Not really sure ♪

♪ Don't quite recall ♪

♪ But something tells me That I've seen him here before ♪

Put your paws up.

♪ That boy is a monster Monster ♪

♪ That boy is a monster ♪

-♪ He ate my heart ♪ -♪ I love that girl ♪

♪ He ate my heart ♪

♪ Wanna talk to her She's hot as hell ♪

-♪ He ate my heart ♪ -♪ I love that girl ♪

♪ He ate my heart ♪

♪ Wanna talk to her She's hot as hell ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart ♪

♪ Instead he's the monster in my bed ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart ♪

♪ Instead he's the monster in my bed ♪

♪ I wanna just dance But he took me home instead ♪

♪ There was a monster in my bed ♪

♪ We French kissed On a subway train ♪

♪ He tore my clothes right off ♪

♪ He ate my heart And then he ate my brain ♪

♪ I love that girl ♪

♪ Wanna talk to her She's hot as hell ♪

♪ He ate my heart He ate my heart ♪

♪ He ate my heart ♪

♪ Wanna talk to her She's hot as hell ♪

♪ That boy, that boy ♪

♪ That boy, that boy, that boy ♪

♪ That boy is a monster Monster ♪

♪ Could I love him? ♪

♪ Could I love him? ♪

♪ Could I love him? ♪

Put your paws up, New York.

♪ Could I love him? ♪

♪ Could I love him? ♪

♪ Could I love him? ♪

Do you think I'm sexy?

Because I think you're sexy.

I used to get bullied a lot in high school...

...by these really awful, mean girls...

...who weighed about 30 pounds less than I did.

And it used to make me feel really bad about myself.

But I'm here to tell you...

...that someday you'll have...

...a stage upon which to stand and sing and dance...

...in front of all those who bullied you before.

Do you feel sexy?

You know, I'm kind of like Tinker Bell.

You know how Tinker Bell will die if you don't clap for her?

Do you want me to die?

Scream for me!

Some people would like me to die.

But I'm not going anywhere.

Does anyone know what I hate almost as much as I hate money?

-Truth! -The truth!

Yes, I hate the truth.

The French call it "la vérité."

Je deteste la vérité.

In fact, I hate the truth so much...

...I'd prefer a giant dose of bullshit any day over the truth.

So, mes petits monstres...

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Don't be scared ♪

♪ I've done this before ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Let me see your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

-♪ Don't want no money ♪ -♪ Want your money ♪

♪ That shit is ugly ♪

-♪ Just want your sex ♪ -♪ Want your sex ♪

Get on your feet!

-♪ Take a bite of my bad girl meat ♪ -♪ Bad girl meat ♪

-♪ Stand up ♪ -♪ Take a bite of me ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Let me see your mean ♪

-♪ Got no direction ♪ -♪ No direction ♪

♪ I need direction ♪

♪ Just got my vamp Got my vamp ♪

-♪ Take a bite of my bad girl meat ♪ -♪ Bad girl meat ♪

♪ Take a bite of me, boy ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ The truth is sexy ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Tell me something that'll save me ♪

-♪ I need a man who makes me all right ♪ -♪ A man who makes me all right ♪

♪ Tell me something that'll change me ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you With my hands tied ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Just tell me when ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Open your mouth, boy ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Show me what you got ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

-♪ Got no salvation ♪ -♪ No salvation ♪

♪ Got no salvation ♪

♪ I got no religion ♪

Thank you.

♪ My religion is you ♪

-♪ Take a bite of my bad girl meat ♪ -♪ Bad girl meat ♪

♪ Oh! Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

-♪ Got my addictions ♪ -♪ My addictions ♪

-♪ And I love to fix 'em ♪ -♪ And I love to fix 'em ♪

♪ No one's perfect ♪

♪ Take a bite of my bad girl... ♪

Get up, dance.

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Tell me something that'll save me ♪

-♪ I need a man who makes me all right ♪ -♪ A man who makes me all right ♪

♪ Tell me something that'll change me ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you With my hands tied ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Just tell me when ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Open your mouth, boy ♪

♪ Show me your teeth Show me what you got ♪

♪ Show me your teeth, teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

Come on, New York.

♪ My religion is you ♪

-Get on your feet! -♪ My religion is you ♪

Let's go.

Hello, lady bunny.

I see you from all the way over here.

You better work that weave, girl, just like I am.

I paid for it.

♪ Help, need a man Now show me your fangs ♪

Come on, Montana.

♪ Now show me your fangs ♪

Some people would say that Montana is not a religious woman.

But we think my finding a man is a damn religion.

♪ Save me ♪

-♪ I need a man who makes me all right ♪ -♪ A man who makes me all right ♪

♪ Tell me something that'll change me ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you With my hands ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Just tell me when ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Open your mouth, boy ♪

♪ Show me your teeth Show me what you got ♪

♪ Show me your teeth, teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

Some people say that I'm not a religious woman.

So come on, New York, let's go to church.

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth, teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

-♪ Show me your teeth ♪ -♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth ♪

Spanky...

...all the way from the Church of Philadelphia...

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

Just in case any of you were wondering...

...if I ever lip-synch during my shows...

...the answer is no.

I never lip-synch.

I never have lip-synched. And I never will.

And as long as you're paying money to buy a ticket to see my show...

...I'm not gonna waste your goddamn time...

...watching some bitch lip-synch her way through an HBO special.

♪ Show me your teeth Teeth ♪

♪ Teeth ♪

Especially not while Liza's watching.

♪ Show me your teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

♪ Teeth ♪

♪ Jesus ♪

♪ Jesus, are you listenin'? ♪

♪ Jesus over there in heaven ♪

Jesus, I'm confused.

Jesus, some people say that you only love a certain kind of person...

...with certain kind of beliefs or background or sexual orientation.

But, Jesus, you have blessed me.

And every night, myself and the entire Haus of Gaga...

...bleed to death in front of 24,000 people...

...talking about love and unity.

So I'm quite certain that Jesus must love everybody!

Jesus loves...

...everybody.

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

♪ Teeth ♪

You are such an asshole.

You know that?

You are such an asshole on that instrument.

You are so goddamn disrespectful on that guitar.

Who taught you to play guitar like that, Jesus?

♪ Show me your teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

♪ Teeth ♪

Everybody, this is Michael.

Michael's from Germany.

Wie gehts, Michael?

You're so cute.

That's so nice.

I like Michael...

...because Michael likes girls from New York.

I also like Michael...

...because Michael likes boys from New York.

Just like Jesus, Michael loves everybody.

So come on, Kern.

Kern's a bad bass player.

And I told them last night when they came to see my show...

...I said when I...

When I auditioned my band, I closed my eyes.

I didn't look at them when they came in. I closed my eyes.

I said, "I don't want to know what they look like.

I wanna hear how they feel."

And when I heard this man play the bass...

...I knew it was his destiny.

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

Michael.

♪ I don't care who you are ♪

♪ Or what you believe ♪

♪ All I care about is How you feel about me ♪

♪ Show me your teeth ♪

I love you too.

♪ Show me your teeth Teeth, teeth ♪

♪ Teeth ♪

There it is.

The eternal fountain.

The only fountain in the world that bleeds for you.

Because my religion is you, little monsters.

And tonight...

...like every night...

...my religion is New York.

♪ Alejandro ♪

♪ Alejandro ♪

♪ I know that we are young And I know that you may love me ♪

♪ But I just can't be with you Like this any more, Alejandro ♪

♪ I can't live without you ♪

♪ I can't breathe without you ♪

♪ Without you I have nothing ♪

Yeah, right.

Sing for me. Let me hear how strong you are.

-♪ She's got both hands ♪ -♪ Both hands ♪

-♪ In her pocket ♪ -♪ In her pocket ♪

-♪ And she won't look at you ♪ -♪ Won't look at you ♪

-♪ She hides true love ♪ -♪ True love ♪

-♪ En su bolsillo ♪ -♪ Su bolsillo ♪

♪ She's got a halo around her finger Around you ♪

♪ You know that I love you, boy ♪

♪ Hot like Mexico Rejoice ♪

♪ At this point I've gotta choose ♪

♪ Nothing to lose ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪

♪ I'm not your babe I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪

♪ Don't wanna kiss Don't wanna touch ♪

♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Roberto ♪

Hands up.

♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪

♪ Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro ♪

♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪

♪ Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro ♪

♪ Stop, please Just let me go ♪

♪ Alejandro Just let me go ♪

♪ She's not broken She's just a baby ♪

♪ But her boyfriend's like her dad Just like her dad ♪

♪ And all those flames that Burned before him ♪

♪ Now he's gotta firefight Gotta cool the bad ♪

♪ You know that I love you, boy ♪

♪ Hot like Mexico Rejoice ♪

♪ At this point I've gotta choose ♪

Put your hands up.

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪

♪ I'm not your babe I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪

♪ Don't wanna kiss Don't wanna touch ♪

♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Roberto ♪

♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪

♪ Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro ♪

♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪

♪ Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro ♪

♪ Don't bother me Don't bother me ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name ♪

♪ I'm not your babe I'm not your babe ♪

♪ Don't wanna kiss Don't wanna touch ♪

♪ Fernando ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪

♪ I'm not your babe I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪

♪ Don't wanna kiss Don't wanna touch ♪

♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name ♪

Now put your hands up for equality.

♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪

Because we all love and we all fight the same.

♪ Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro ♪

♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪

♪ Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪

♪ I'm not your babe I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪

♪ Don't wanna kiss Don't wanna touch ♪

♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪

♪ Don't call my name Don't call my name, Roberto ♪

♪ Alejandro ♪

♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪

♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪

Do you hear that?

♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪

-This is the record that changed my life. -♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪

Just like you.

-♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪ -Now dance.

♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪

♪ I wanna hold 'em Like they do in Texas plays ♪

♪ Fold 'em, let 'em hit me Raise it, baby, stay with me ♪

♪ I love it ♪

♪ Lovegame intuition Play the cards with spades to start ♪

♪ And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'll get him hot Show him what I've got ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'll get him hot Show him what I... ♪

Now jump.

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

♪ She's got me like nobody ♪

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

-♪ She's got me like nobody ♪ -Now scream.

♪ Poker face, poker face ♪

♪ Poker face, poker face ♪

♪ I wanna roll with him A hard pair we will be ♪

♪ A little gambling is fun When you're with me ♪

♪ I love it ♪

♪ Russian roulette Is not the same without a gun ♪

♪ And, baby, when it's love If it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'll get him hot Show him what I've got ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'll get him hot Show him what I... ♪

Come on.

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

♪ She's got me like nobody ♪

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

-♪ She's got me like nobody ♪ -Now scream!

♪ Poker face, poker face ♪

♪ Poker face, poker face ♪

♪ I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin ♪

♪ I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' With my love glue gunnin' ♪

♪ Just like a chick in the casino ♪

♪ Take your bank Before I pay you out ♪

♪ I promise this Promise this ♪

♪ Check this hand 'Cause I'm marvellous ♪

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

-♪ She's got me like nobody ♪ -Jump!

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

♪ She's got me like nobody ♪

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

♪ She's got me like nobody ♪

♪ Can't read my Can't read my ♪

♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪

♪ She's got me like nobody ♪

Yeah!

Come on, make me sweat.

You guys...

...I think that the Monster Ball is just up ahead...

...maybe on the right?

Are you sure, Gaga? It doesn't look too good.

-Ian. -Yeah?

I can't see you. Champagne?

I'm here, Gaga, but I don't think we should go any more.

It's so dark out here.

Oh, come on, you guys. We can't give up now.

The Monster Ball is the greatest party on the planet.

And tonight it's at Madison Square Garden.

I'm scared.

I think it's just up ahead.

It's just so dark I can't see.

You know, I think I'm just gonna go.

-What? -Ian, come on.

Oh, come on, Ian, you wouldn't leave me, would you?

Gaga, you know I love you, but you're going too far.

-You're going too far, Gaga. -What?

You can't leave me here by myself. It's dark. I can't see.

Even if the whole world turns their back on you...

...you always have yourself.

No!

It's the monster.

It's the fame monster.

♪ We are the crowd ♪

♪ We're c-comin' out ♪

♪ Got my flash on, it's true Need that picture of you ♪

♪ It so magical ♪

♪ We'd be so fantastico ♪

♪ Leather and jeans ♪

♪ Garage glamorous ♪

♪ Not sure what it means ♪

♪ But this photo of us ♪

♪ It don't have a price ♪

♪ Ready for those flashing lights ♪

I recognize all of you. Sing it.

♪ I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me ♪

♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪

♪ You know that I'll be Your papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪

♪ But I won't stop until that boy is mine ♪

♪ Baby, you'll be famous Chase you down until you love me ♪

♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪

Thank you so much for being so brave.

You look so amazing.

Now help me kill him. Get your cameras out.

Take that monster's picture.

♪ I'll be your girl Backstage at your show ♪

♪ Velvet ropes and guitars Yeah, 'cause you're my rock star ♪

♪ In between the sets Eyeliner and cigarettes ♪

Oh, no, he's taking off my clothes.

♪ Shadow is burnt Yellow dance and we turn ♪

♪ My lashes are dry Purple teardrops I cry ♪

♪ It don't have a price Loving you is my cherry pie ♪

♪ 'Cause you know that, baby, I ♪

♪ I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me ♪

♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪

♪ You know that I'll be Your papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪

♪ But I won't stop until that boy is mine ♪

Just eat me already.

♪ Baby, you'll be famous Chase you down until you love me ♪

♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Real good We dance in the studio ♪

♪ Snap, snap To that shit on the radio ♪

♪ Don't stop for anyone ♪

♪ We're plastic but we still have fun ♪

♪ I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me ♪

♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪

♪ You know that I'll be Your papa-paparazzi ♪

♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪

Monsters, if we stick together, we can do anything.

♪ Baby, you'll be famous ♪

And when they ask you:

"How was Gaga at the Monster Ball...

...at Madison Square Garden?"

You tell them:

"She burned the place...

We burned that place to the fucking ground!"

We did it.

We killed him.

Now let's get out of here.

Let's go to the Monster Ball.

Good night.

Good night, monsters.

Friends, be yourself.

Love who you are.

Be proud.

And never give up on your dreams.

Because you were born this way, baby.

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

We did it.

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

We did it, monsters.

We made it to the Monster Ball.

We made it to Madison Square Garden in New York City.

♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪

Did you have the time of your life?

Do you feel free, monster?

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

-Dance! -♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Roma roma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ I want your ugly I want your disease ♪

♪ I want your everything As long as it's free ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ I want your drama The touch of your hand ♪

♪ I want your leather-studded kiss In the sand ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ You know that I want you ♪

♪ And you know that I need you ♪

-♪ I want it bad, your bad romance ♪ -Sing it!

♪ I want your love And I want your revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write A bad romance ♪

♪ I want your love And all your lover's revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write A bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

Sing it.

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Roma roma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ I want your horror I want your design ♪

♪ 'Cause you're a criminal As long as you're mine ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ I want your psycho Your vertigo shtick, hey ♪

♪ Want you in my rear window Baby, you're sick ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

-♪ I want your love ♪ -♪ Love, love, love ♪

-♪ I want your love ♪ -Put your paws up!

♪ You know that I want you ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a free bitch, baby ♪

♪ I want your bad ♪

-♪ Your bad romance ♪ -Jump!

♪ I want your love And I want your revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write A bad romance ♪

♪ I want your love And all your lover's revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write A bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

Sing it!

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Roma roma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

Okay, you better not leave when this song is over.

Because there might be just one more surprise. Paws up!

♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪

♪ Work it, move that bitch, crazy ♪

♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪

♪ Work it, move that bitch, crazy ♪

♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪

♪ Work it, move that bitch, crazy ♪

♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪

♪ Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby ♪

♪ I want your love And I want your revenge ♪

♪ I want your love I don't wanna be friends ♪

♪ Je veux ton amour Et je veux ta revenge ♪

♪ Je veux ton amour ♪

♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪

♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

Now jump.

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ I want your love And I want your revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write A bad romance ♪

♪ I want your love And all your lover's revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write A bad romance ♪

Jump, New York. I love you.

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Roma roma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

If you scream really loud...

...I might just do one more.

I could just do one more.

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you love him ♪

♪ Or capital H-I-M ♪

♪ Just put your paws up ♪

♪ 'Cause you were born this way, baby ♪

♪ My mama told me when I was young ♪

♪ We are all born superstars ♪

♪ She rolled my hair And put my lipstick on ♪

♪ In the glass of her boudoir ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong With loving who you are ♪

♪ She said 'Cause he made you perfect, babe ♪

♪ So hold your head up, girl And you'll go far ♪

♪ Listen to me when I say ♪

Come on.

♪ I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

-♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪ -♪ Born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪

♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪

♪ Don't be ♪

♪ Give yourself prudence And love your friends ♪

♪ Subway kid, rejoice your truth ♪

♪ In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth ♪

♪ A different lover is not a sin ♪

♪ Believe capital H-I-M ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I love my life I love this record and ♪

♪ Mi amore vole fe yah ♪

Come on, jump!

♪ I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

-♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪ -♪ Born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Don't be ♪

♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪

♪ Whether you're broke or evergreen You're Black, white, beige, chola descent ♪

♪ You're Lebanese, you're Orient ♪

♪ Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied or teased ♪

♪ Rejoice and love yourself today ♪

♪ 'Cause, baby, you were born this way ♪

♪ No matter ♪

♪ Gay, straight or bi Lesbian, transgendered life ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby ♪

♪ I was born to survive ♪

♪ Survive ♪

Come on.

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪

Jump with me.

♪ There ain't no other way ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

-♪ I was born this way ♪ -♪ Hey, I was born this way, hey ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ I was born this way, hey I was born this way, hey ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, hey ♪

♪ Same DNA ♪

♪ I'm born this way ♪

♪ Same DNA ♪

♪ I'm born this way ♪

Wow, that's how you leave the fucking Garden.

That's how you leave the Garden.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

-That's how you leave the Garden. -Look at my dad.

But you'll be right back though.

Some little girl gave it to me.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

Now it's time to do what real rock stars do:

Go to sleep.

♪ My mama told me When I was young ♪

♪ We are all born superstars ♪

♪ She rolled my hair And put my lipstick on ♪

♪ In the glass of her boudoir ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong With loving who you are ♪

♪ She said 'Cause he made you perfect, babe ♪

♪ So hold your head up, girl And you'll go far ♪

♪ Listen to me when I say ♪

♪ I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

-♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪ -♪ Born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Give yourself prudence And love your friends ♪

♪ Subway kid, rejoice your truth ♪

♪ In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth ♪

♪ A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I love my life I love this record and ♪

♪ I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ Born this way ♪

♪ There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way ♪

♪ No matter gay, straight or bi Lesbian, transgendered life ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born to survive ♪

♪ No matter Black, white or beige Chola or Orient-made ♪

♪ I'm on the right track, baby I was born to be brave ♪