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The clocks are wrong.
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They do it on purpose to keep you buying.
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It should have happened by now.
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KROKETT
ENTRANCE
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The son of a bitch is still there.
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I'm Nacho, by the way.
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- Tomás.
- Tomás, please...
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Okay, that's enough.
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That's enough now.
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Last night was crazy, wasn't it?
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So wild.
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What time is sunrise?
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It must be at least eight o'clock.
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They said it would be at 8:00.
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Look, Tomás, I just wanted to thank you.
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For what?
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What do you mean "for what"?
You know, right?
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For what you did to me last night.
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The... I don't know, it was...
It was like...
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- I don't know.
- No, you're mistaken. That wasn't me.
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- Yes, it was you. You were so sweet too.
- No.
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You don't remember
because you were as high as a kite.
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But I'll never forget it.
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Never.
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Well, for as long as we have left here.
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It's getting farther away.
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What?
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The planet.
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I think it's getting farther away.
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ROGUE PLANET NEARS EARTH
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The European Space Agency
has just issued an emergency announcement.
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A rogue planet the size of the Moon
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could collide with the Earth
in less than a year.
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In less than a year...
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The planet has been named AP-634,
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and its distance right now is less
than 10 billion kilometers from Earth.
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Of course I'm scared.
It might just be a little red dot now,
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but that little dot will kill us all.
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- A meteorite...
- ...will kill us all.
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Of course I'm scared...
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The President has spoken of
"an extinction event."
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What is all this?
Where did you get this nonsense?
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Extinction...
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That dot will kill us all.
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Let it get closer and... boom!
We're fucked.
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There is a plan to divert the planet
and I am certain it will be a success.
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You plant the bomb and boom!
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- Boom!
- Boom!
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Atoms, protons, boom! That thing goes...
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Boom!
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- We're fucked.
- Boom! Boom!
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Success is guaranteed.
We can solve this problem.
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- The League!
- And boom!
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What about the League?
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- Boom!
- Bang!
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EMERGENCY PLAN FAILS
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Don't worry, babes.
We'll come out of this better than ever.
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We should spend time with our loved ones.
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Don't worry, babes.
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Kick the planet.
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Try our limited edition Red Planet meal!
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RED PLANET
MEAL DEAL
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One thing's for sure,
I'm going to enjoy the time I've got left.
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Extinction...
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SAVE THE PLANET
IT'S AN EMERGENCY
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ANYWAY
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It seems farther away to me,
don't you think?
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Looks blue on the sides.
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It's just an optical illusion.
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They diverted it with the blast.
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- Something like that, for sure.
- Suddenly everyone's an astrologer.
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Astronomer. Astrologers are the ones
who write horoscopes.
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I'm a Sagittarius.
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And what are you, a dumbass?
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- I'm an Aquarius.
- Friends, please, let's love each other.
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We're saved.
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No fucking way.
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Well.
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Friends, I think we should all go inside,
and, together, we all can...
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you know...
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Tomás.
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Please.
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- What?
- Stop that.
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I'm just trying it out.
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What?
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Great design and all,
but... it's anti-siesta.
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There's something digging into me.
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It's cutting off
the circulation to my legs, Julia.
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But it's so pretty and original.
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Look, it's a sofa, not a painting.
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Fine, but... I don't know.
I wanted something different.
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Nah, it's not your kind of thing at all.
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Look, this one, for example.
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This one is much more you.
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Grey.
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Comfortable.
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Is that how you see me?
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Reclinable?
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Where's Noa?
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At the only place where she got a signal.
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They do it on purpose to keep us buying.
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She's addicted to that cell phone.
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It's not the cell phone, Tomás.
She's a teenager.
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Leave her be.
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She's on vacation.
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Vacation.
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What a joke.
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My school vacations were crazy.
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All day out in the streets,
living it up with my pals,
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with the girls... Great times.
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And we've brought her here.
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I would've liked to meet
the crazy school vacation Tomás.
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I mean it.
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- You wouldn't have liked him.
- Is that so?
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Excuse me, I'll take the grey sofa.
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Yes!
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Come on. Come on.
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Fuck! Fucking dog.
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Yes!
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Come on, get out. Out.
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No!
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WELCOME
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Come on.
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Hey!
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Get out of there!
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Is the van yours?
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Can I borrow it?
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Are you stupid or what?
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I don't even know you.
I won't let you steal it.
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You'll have to wait until I'm dead.
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The train hasn't run for months.
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What's the matter? Are you in a hurry?
You want my van, don't you?
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Then you'll have to kill me yourself,
if you've got the balls.
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Fine.
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What are you doing?
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No, no, no. Stop.
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Put that down. What are you doing?
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That sofa is heavy as hell.
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Where are you going with that thing?
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I'm going home.
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Wait!
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When people started getting violent,
they attacked my house.
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I lost everything, including my family.
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Since then,
I've just been trying to survive.
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Same as everyone else, I guess.
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One day,
I was looking for food in the garbage
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when I was attacked from behind.
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When I woke up,
I was tied up in some warehouse.
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- And that's where I met Miguel.
- Perfect.
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- Is that okay?
- Yes.
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Okay.
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Miguel had also been kidnapped.
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And also Chenoa, the singer.
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Why did you stop?
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Miguel, I think the Chenoa thing
sounds like bullshit.
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- Nobody's going to believe that.
- Chenoa is key here, trust me.
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Then a door opened and they came in.
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They were big guys, and strong,
and sketchy, and Russian.
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Well, well. What have we here?
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What is it now?
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Saying that the kidnappers were Russian
just sounds like a bullshit cliché, right?
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Right, and you know why? Because it works.
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Carry on.
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- Wait a second. Look, Miguel...
- What?
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What I'm trying to do here is make
this story a little more believable.
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- I'm doing it for you, okay?
- Fine.
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I'm doing it for you. So...
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Maybe, if they were...
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Well, well. What have we here?
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- Another bullshit cliché.
- Fine.
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How about...
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Well, well. What the fuck do we have here?
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That's even worse.
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Then, how about Spanish kidnappers?
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It's not like we don't have
sons of bitches here.
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No, no, no.
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Can you please just stick to the story?
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They enslaved us and made us
cut cocaine for three months straight.
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But then, we managed to escape
thanks to Miguel.
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Miguel!
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Miguel!
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- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
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- You're the best, I love you...
- I'm sorry, Chenoa.
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I can't. I'm a married man
and I love my wife.
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She's a very lucky woman.
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He saved our lives.
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He's a hero.
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The best person I've ever met.
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Perfect. And if you shed a tear there,
you've nailed it.
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Shouldn't we just tell them the truth?
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You think? Are you going to do it?
It ain't pretty.
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But lies don't make it any better.
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If they're convincing, they do.
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So help me out. Punch me
the way a Russian thug would.
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- Fuck! What are you doing?
- Punching you.
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God damn!
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- Shit, man. Most people think twice!
- Well, I'm sorry.
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Damn it.
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Well...
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Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
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All this fuss over a sofa?
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It's more than just a sofa.
It's an apology.
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Whatever you say.
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I'm going to need that sofa,
at the very least.
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- Your wife?
- And my daughter.
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I left my home nine months ago,
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and I haven't missed them until today.
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Now that the open bar's run dry, right?
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I guess I prefer recovering
from my hangover at home.
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And you say the truth will hurt less.
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Fuck me, man.
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- I'd already made up my mind.
- I know.
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- Julia Fernández?
- That's me.
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Thanks.
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COSTA CLINIC
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Breaking news.
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NASA and the European Space Agency
have just confirmed that there will be a--
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Final clearance!
Up to 60% off on all of our--
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This pain
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Girl, sweet girl
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Girl, open your eyes without fear
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Tomás.
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NASA has just announced
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that the rogue planet's mass
is similar to that of the Moon
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and its collision with Earth,
expected in nine months' time,
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is, I quote, "incompatible with life."
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BREAKING NEWS
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THE PRESIDENT DENIES THAT THE ROGUE PLANET
WILL COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS CLAIMED BY NASA
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Next question.
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Good afternoon, Mr. President.
Jaime Heredia from Communication.com.
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Should we declare a state of emergency
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in view of the imminent impact
of the red planet?
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Thank you.
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Don't cause alarm, please.
Spain might get hit by a few little stones
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that may fall off that object,
whatever it may be, right?
236
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Just like a powerful hailstorm.
237
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,360
Anyway. Don't worry. In a few days
everything will be back to normal
238
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and we'll be able
to resume our activities...
239
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,280
Isn't it July?
240
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,920
Christmas comes early here, doesn't it?
241
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,240
Yes, it's the happiest time of the year.
242
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,000
In this house, every day is Christmas.
243
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,440
Ever since Miguel left us...
244
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,760
on December 24th.
245
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,200
I didn't leave you.
246
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,640
I was--
247
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,600
There's an explanation for everything.
That's why Tomás is here.
248
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,320
I knew it.
249
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,480
Ever since that meteorite appeared,
all men are turning gay.
250
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,560
No, come on. No.
251
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,840
Tomás, you tell them.
252
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,600
Right.
253
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,200
Right.
254
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,840
When people started getting violent,
255
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,480
they attacked my house.
256
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,320
I lost everything, including my family...
257
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,960
- Tell them about...
- And Miguel and I were kidnapped.
258
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,960
And Chenoa.
259
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,640
- And Chenoa.
- And Chenoa.
260
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720
Who?
261
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,960
- The hot girl from The Voice.
- Who kidnapped you?
262
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,440
Yes... Some Russian guys...
263
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,880
Some... Right?
Some pretty sketchy Russian guys.
264
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,720
In a supermarket. They had us
locked up in a warehouse cutting cocaine.
265
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,320
So...
266
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,680
That's right. Vladimir and... Tachenco.
267
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,200
And, well... They were... huge!
268
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,520
Huge muscles, arms like... You know?
269
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,840
And of course...
270
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,600
But your dad here took them down.
271
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,240
I wrestled the gun away from one of them,
and I did like this to the other...
272
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,000
It's been seven months
since you disappeared, Miguel.
273
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,440
- Yes... A long time.
- And all of a sudden you're back.
274
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,080
Yes.
275
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,920
But...
276
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,960
I couldn't get here any sooner.
277
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,240
I couldn't escape from that place.
Honey, how...
278
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,600
Well, because... Why? I mean...
279
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,120
Tomás here... They were abusing him.
280
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,480
They were abusing him...
281
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,000
Abusing him sexually.
282
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,440
That's right.
283
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,640
They saw he was weak.
284
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,480
And they abused him.
285
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:07,080
They started taking turns with him.
Every night, these guys would take turns.
286
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,080
And, of course, I heard him crying,
287
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,520
like a wounded puppy.
288
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,640
Well, it wasn't quite like that.
289
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,920
I mean, he was The Sock.
290
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,680
They called him The Sock.
291
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,120
They called you The Sock, right?
292
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,120
- Right...
- Yes, that's right.
293
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,840
Well, just imagine the scene.
294
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,960
And what about you, Miguel?
The Piece of Shit.
295
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,440
Me? No... Really?
296
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,440
Because you were always
shitting yourself, remember?
297
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,480
No, it was just that one time.
298
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,840
- No, no, sorry...
- Because I was sick.
299
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,440
No, sorry,
you shit your pants all the time.
300
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,000
I always had your faces in my mind.
And that gave me the strength
301
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,000
- to carry on, day after day, to come back.
- No, no, no.
302
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,280
He was shitting himself
at least eight or nine times a day.
303
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:02,080
He didn't have that
because he abandoned his family.
304
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:08,400
He abandoned his wife and daughter,
and he just left.
305
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,400
I mean, he's just a poor guy,
that's all he is.
306
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,160
How could I leave him all alone?
307
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,120
Well...
308
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,040
Chenoa was there, wasn't she?
309
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,520
Yes, yes-- No, because she died.
310
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,320
- She died of... They killed her.
- My goodness.
311
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
I know.
312
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,920
Before that, she tried to kiss me.
313
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,600
Yes. I wasn't happy about it. I mean...
314
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:48,480
I told her,
"No! I love my wife and children."
315
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,440
Because I love my kids.
That's why I'm here.
316
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,600
That's true love.
317
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,040
Your father told me
he would give me his van
318
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,680
if I came here
and told you all this load of bullshit.
319
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,360
It all started with Mrs. Rosario.
320
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:31,520
She was our French teacher.
She was about to retire.
321
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,960
She had a certain...
je ne sais pas, or quoi...
322
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,880
When she frowned...
323
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,880
When she touched you, it was as if...
324
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,480
she were scratching you
because her hands were so dry...
325
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,520
The folds of skin
sagging from her neck were...
326
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,120
Well, I realized that...
327
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,720
I liked older women. A lot older.
328
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,400
And with the apocalypse and all,
I had so many unfulfilled dreams...
329
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,160
We all have dreams, don't we?
330
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,760
Well...
331
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,120
The world was about to end
and I had this burning desire inside me.
332
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,280
I needed to...
333
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,800
So, I went to a nursing home.
334
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,160
One on the outskirts of town.
335
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,000
Son of a bitch!
336
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,200
Get him! Get him!
337
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,200
No, stop!
338
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,720
Stop!
339
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,240
Stop!
340
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,800
- Stop!
- Let go of me!
341
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,600
Let's talk!
342
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:19,200
Tomás, help me! Tomás, you bastard!
343
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,120
Let's talk!
344
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,440
Where is he?
345
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,040
- Get him.
- He's under the table.
346
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,160
Get him. Don't let him get away.
347
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,600
You scumbag!
348
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,560
Fuck my life!
349
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,080
No, no, no!
350
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,040
No!
351
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,040
You don't give a damn
about any of this, do you?
352
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,800
I'm going to call you Laika.
353
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,240
Laika.
354
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,040
Laika.
355
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,440
Laika!
356
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,520
Laika!
357
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Laika!
358
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,640
- Come on!
- Throw the ball!
359
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,720
What's up?
360
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,360
Hey, I think I'm going to quit.
361
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,280
Things are heating up.
362
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,520
You heard about the civil war, right?
363
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,040
No.
364
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,640
They're hushing it up.
365
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,280
- Do you have any iodine at home?
- For wounds?
366
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,160
For the radiation.
367
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,800
Look,
368
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,200
there's plenty of room at my place
and concrete walls.
369
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,440
Come over with Julia and the kid.
370
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,520
Okay?
371
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,400
Okay.
372
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,000
Dear God.
373
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,880
And suddenly,
all the passengers got up one by one
374
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,040
because they wanted to fly the plane.
Except for one who remained seated.
375
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,560
And suddenly he stood up and said,
"Cuba libre on board."
376
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,080
And the guy looks at me and...
The guy was thrilled.
377
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,880
What he was selling was the thing for...
No, in plastic cups.
378
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,480
Plastic cups. Yes.
379
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,160
Hey! Who the fuck are you?
380
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,640
You called maintenance?
381
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,440
Ah, right.
382
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,000
The jacuzzi's cold. Fix it.
383
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,480
Well, that's strange...
Have you tried the Relax setting?
384
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,760
Are you calling me a dumbass?
385
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,600
No, sir, of course not.
386
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,280
I'll take a look for you.
387
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:14,880
Fine.
388
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,720
As I was saying, I don't have time
to spend all my money.
389
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,400
- So I've got a big problem.
- Excuse me, just a second...
390
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,680
What the fuck is it now?
391
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,600
I need to take a look at the jacuzzi,
392
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,520
if you don't mind stepping out
for a second.
393
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,360
Of course I mind, kid.
394
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,680
Okay. I'll have to go get my tool kit.
395
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,840
Great, go on then.
396
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,880
And bring me the PĂ©rignon
while you're at it.
397
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,720
Okay.
398
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,560
Asshole. Fuck you and your PĂ©rignon.
399
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,120
Hey!
400
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,360
Where's my champagne?
401
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,440
Don't just stand there.
Are you stupid or what?
402
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,600
Listen to me, Harry. I'm your best man.
403
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,640
If anybody's got to plant a bomb
in that fucking meteorite,
404
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,560
it'll be me.
405
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,760
I'm not gonna tell you again, God damn it.
406
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,280
Dad?
407
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,520
Where are you going?
408
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,000
I'm just going out for a moment to...
Be right back.
409
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,640
Mom?
410
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,160
What the fuck?
411
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,640
Mom?
412
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,760
Good morning. I didn't want to wake you.
413
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,560
- Have you seen what time it is?
- Maybe it just went by.
414
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,280
You wish.
415
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,960
It's been a really strange few months.
Really tough.
416
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,520
I've missed you both so much.
417
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,200
I can explain everything, okay?
418
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,800
I know I've been away for a while
419
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:40,840
and you must be wondering
where I've been, with whom and so on.
420
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,720
Right. So, the truth...
421
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,880
The truth is,
I've been on a top-secret mission.
422
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,400
Yeah, I know, it's crazy.
423
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,240
But the government called me up,
me and some other guys.
424
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,160
Russians, Arabs... They called us to...
425
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,040
We had to get to the planet, make a hole,
426
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,160
and put a bomb inside to blow it up,
427
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,400
and avoid the apocalypse.
428
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,040
The thing is,
they said we would not survive.
429
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:26,680
So I didn't want to worry you because,
I mean, what for?
430
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,200
You know?
431
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,680
But I managed to make it back.
432
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,720
And now I'm some kind of hero, I guess.
433
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,200
Dad, that's the storyline of Armageddon.
434
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,160
What's that, sweetie?
435
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,960
With Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis.
436
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,960
You know I love Ben Affleck.
437
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,440
The sofa you like.
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