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- * Looking up at the sky *
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- What's the name
of the town again?
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- Tinahely.
- Tinahely.
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That's outside Dublin, right?
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- Yeah, way outside.
Where the post office
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is also the grocery store.
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Once I stepped in horse poop
just so I'd have something to do
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when I got home.
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It looks green.
- Yeah, it's very green.
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And very different from here.
- Yeah, well,
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there's hardly
any horse poop here.
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- You don't need it.
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There's street fairs
and roof parties
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and so many
great restaurants.
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Japanese, Italian,
Korean, Indian--
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just on this block.
I mean, who needs to travel?
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- Well, what's your favorite?
- Hm, Mexican.
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- Mexican?
- We don't have any
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Mexican food in Tinahely.
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Another?
- Well, that depends.
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What time's
your shift up tonight?
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- I'm closing tonight.
- Then yes,
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I will have another.
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You know I'm just gonna
sit here every single night
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until you're free, right?
- You're sweet.
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- Oh.
- And drinking way too much.
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- Hey! If that's what it takes
to hang out with you,
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then that's the price
that I'm gonna pay.
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- Well, I'm working
the early shift tomorrow.
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Maybe we could actually
hang out somewhere
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that doesn't compromise
your liver or my tips.
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- Perfect.
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But just to be clear, here.
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We're not gonna be
just hanging out.
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I am gonna take you
on a proper date.
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- Then I look forward to it.
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- Hey, can we get
some beers over here?
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- You want me to kick his ass?
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- You should probably go.
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- For those of you
who aren't aware,
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sales of adult coloring books
grew 12-fold last year.
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- I thought it was just a fad,
but it just keeps going.
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And half the buyers
are millennial women.
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- Yes, your generation continues
to elevate the culture.
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Coloring, doodling,
cannabis cookbooks.
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- Ooh, maybe we could
combine trends
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and release a coloring book
of pot plants.
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It comes with, like,
edible crayons.
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The campaign could be,
"This Coloring Bok is so Dope."
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I'm done.
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- Charles?
- Yeah?
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- I don't mean to step on
Pauline's toes,
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but I just want to be clear
on my responsibilities...
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for the company picnic
at your house on Saturday.
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- That's this Saturday?
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Um, can you take charge
of the preparations
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like you did last year?
- Of course.
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We'll need rentals
and catering.
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Do you mind if I get
a little wild this year
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and serve Asian slaw?
- Whatever you want.
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And thank you, Diana.
- Oh, my pleasure.
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And I assume Pauline
will be on the list?
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- Um...
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- Aren't all of our
other authors invited?
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- Uh, yeah.
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So I suppose
we should invite Pauline.
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- And should I call her at...
the house or...
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- She's at her sister's.
Send an email.
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- That's gonna be awkward,
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hosting a woman
at her former home.
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Luckily, you'll be there
to look after her.
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- How you feeling about
Pauline coming back to New York?
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- It's interesting.
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- Julia said she's like
a different woman.
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Jazzed about that book
she's written.
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Says she seems really happy.
- It's good to hear.
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- You guys gonna try
to work it out?
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- I don't think so.
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- Eh, look, I know
what she did was crazy,
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leaving you and the kids
to go find her bliss
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or whatever,
but marriage is crazy.
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I wish Julia
would leave me for a year.
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I'd welcome the break.
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- It's not that simple.
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There's someone else.
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- What? Who?
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- I'll tell you when I'm ready.
I promise.
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Just...please don't mention
any of this to Julia right now.
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- Believe me, she's the
last person I'm gonna tell.
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- I think Charles
is seeing someone else.
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- What?
Why would you say that?
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- Well, a friend said something
and then I went online
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and I saw these pictures of him
at some benefit
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with this gorgeous woman
named Radha?
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- Oh, that's over.
- It is?
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- Well, so--
so who is it, then?
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- Pauline...
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you know, I've got to
stop you right there.
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Am I here to gossip
and speculate
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about your husband
or am I here to edit a book
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which could have
universal appeal and resonance
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for many, many women?
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'Cause if it's the second one,
I'm all in.
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- It's the second one,
of course.
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It's just I heard he might
be seeing someone.
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It's hard to shake it.
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Sorry.
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Let's get to work.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Where you going?
Hot date?
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- Yeah, actually.
I'm taking Clare out.
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- Nice.
No.
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- No?
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- Hey, do you own
your tattoo designs
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or does the person
with the tattoo own it?
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- I own 'em.
I have the exclusive copyright
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on a lot of flesh
in this town.
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- You know, you could design
an adult coloring book.
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- What do you mean?
Like draw a bunch of
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naked people doing stuff?
- No!
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Your tattoos in a book
that people would color.
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- And who would do that?
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- 13 million people
last year.
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And I can guarantee you
at least a $10,000 advance.
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- Ten grand?
- Yeah.
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- There is not a whole lot
that I wouldn't do
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for ten grand.
- Great.
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I'm gonna run it by Liza.
- Great.
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- Still no.
- Bye.
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- Have fun.
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- So, uh, tell me
about this internship.
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You're a tester?
You just, like,
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get to play games all day
or what?
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- I'm an intern, so I do
whatever people ask me to do.
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Anything from coffee
to coding.
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- That's so cool.
- I love it.
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I honestly feel so lucky.
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I mean, even if nothing
comes of it, I'm here now,
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having the best time.
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- Jalapenos?
- Yes!
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- Mild, hot, loco.
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- Thank you.
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- I'm actually
a jalapeno virgin.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- All right,
go easy on these.
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They're not messing around here.
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- Okay, I'm going in.
- That's the mild one.
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- Eh?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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- Nothing.
- All right.
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- Climbing up?
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- Not too bad.
- It's getting there, though.
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I see it.
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- Okay, I'm going in.
- Wait, wait.
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Be careful.
That is loco.
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You sure about this?
- I'm ready.
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- Be careful.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Are you okay?
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- Oh, my God.
That is the hottest thing
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I've ever eaten.
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My mouth is on fire.
- Sorry.
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Wait! Hey!
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I think we just popped
your jalapeno.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Mm, your lips
are spicy.
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- Should we stop?
- No.
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I kinda like it.
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- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah?
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- Are you okay?
- Ooh.
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Yeah, I am just dandy.
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- * Come and see *
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Aah...
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- What's wrong?
- Ohh...aah...
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Oh, it's like burning.
- What is?
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- Ohh, my dick.
Ohh!
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Ohh!
My dick is on fire!
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Aah!
- Why?
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- The peppers!
The jalapenos!
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Oh, my God, the pepper!
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Your hands were
all over the peppers!
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- What are you doing?
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- Ah, I'm swaddling.
- Uh...
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- Oh, my God,
it's getting worse.
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It's getting worse.
I'm gonna jump in the shower.
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- No! No! No!
- Why?
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- Water spreads the oils.
Don't do that.
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What are you looking up
right now?
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- Jalapeno dick?
- What?
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- There are a lot of entries,
so we should feel
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a little better
about that, right?
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- I think I'm gonna
have to go to the hospital.
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- Yogurt.
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We need yogurt.
- What?
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Yogurt! Yo--Yes!
+Right there!
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- They all say "Kelsey."
- Just grab the yogurt.
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Come on!
- Okay.
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- What's it say to do?
- Uh, saturate it.
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Tots to tip.
- Jesus. Oh, jeez.
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- That'll do it.
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Oh, my God so much better.
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- I am so sorry.
- It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Ohh.
I bet this is the...
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best first date
you've ever had, huh?
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- Oh, by far.
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- It still looks a bit angry.
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- Angry?
- Well, defeated and blotchy.
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- Hey.
- Oh! Sorry.
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- Oh, no, we weren't--
- No, no, no.
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- Sorry.
- It's none of my business.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you eat
all my yogurt?
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- Uh... I can honestly say
I did not eat your yogurt.
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- I'm so sorry.
It was me.
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Weird Irish girl
with the dairy cravings.
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I'll replace it.
- Oh, that's okay.
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Um, I talked to Liza
and she is totally on board
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with everything.
- Wait, so I have a book deal?
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- Yeah.
- Wow!
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- Oh, my God,
that's amazing.
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The ten grand thing?
- Yeah.
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- I thought you were joking.
- Thanks, Kels.
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So what's the next step?
- Why don't you come
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to the company picnic?
You can meet everyone
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and shake Charles' hand,
button up the deal.
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You've met Charles, right?
- Uh, a couple times.
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Yeah.
- A picnic sounds fun.
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- I don't know.
- No, it's really not that bad.
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There's food and drinks
and when people
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get nice and toasty,
there's a potato sack race.
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both: Ahh.
- Drunk people in potato sacks.
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Well, we have to go.
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- I'll text you the address.
Come!
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- Maybe.
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- You don't want to go.
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- Nope.
- Not a picnic guy?
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- No, it's...
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not that, I...
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when I was dating Liza,
I caught her kissing Charles.
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Her boss, the one
that Kelsey wants me to...
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"shake hands with."
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- God, I'm so sorry.
That's horrible.
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- What's worse was...
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I was about to propose.
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- Oh, you were gonna marry Liza?
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- Past tense.
249
00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:23,500
Past tense.
- Okay.
250
00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:26,533
Well, I think if you're ever
really gonna move on...
251
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,333
- Mm-hmm?
- Go to the picnic,
252
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,067
prove that
you're the bigger man,
253
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,533
and get that $10,000
from his company.
254
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,067
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
255
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:39,067
- You're kinda smart,
you know that?
256
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,100
- I do.
257
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,067
- Ow.
- Oh...
258
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,900
- Yeah, not yet.
259
00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:50,267
- Just gonna wait here.
260
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,967
- So the watermelon-eating
contest will be followed
261
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,267
by the tug-of-war
which you will referee.
262
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,600
- Ooh, great.
When's the sack race?
263
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,233
- Potato sack race.
264
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,767
Make sure you use
the "potato" preface.
265
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,833
Someone complained to HR
that the word "sack"
266
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,633
in isolation
is insensitive.
267
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,200
People are so easily
triggered these days.
268
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:22,233
- Isn't that your ex?
269
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,500
- Oh, yeah, Josh.
Um...
270
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,433
he's doing the adult
coloring book for us.
271
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,067
I-I-I didn't realize
he was coming.
272
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:31,100
- Hm, obviously,
he's here to suck up to Charles.
273
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,067
And throw that willowy
blond in your face.
274
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,067
- Actually,
I introduced them.
275
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,100
- You set him up
with a girl and a job?
276
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,500
- Hm.
- Later we have to have a talk
277
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,567
about how not to be
a doormat.
278
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,133
- That's him.
That's Charles right there.
279
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,833
- All right, best behavior.
280
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,300
Remember, $10,000.
281
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:54,300
- Ahh, you made it.
- Hey, we wouldn't miss it.
282
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,633
- Charles, you remember Josh
283
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,567
and this is
his girlfriend, Clare.
284
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,567
- Nice to see ya.
- Thanks for having us.
285
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,133
- Clare, nice to meet you.
- Hey.
286
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,533
- Josh is so excited
about doing a book
287
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,500
of his tattoos for us.
- Yeah.
288
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:07,233
Yeah, I mean, honestly,
when I first heard about it,
289
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,900
I thought it was a little lame.
290
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:12,067
- Until Kelsey explained
what a gigantic market
291
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,867
there is for
adult coloring books.
292
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,433
- Right.
- She's not wrong
293
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:18,333
and tattoos give it
a very millennial twist.
294
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,800
- Totally.
- Millennials, yeah.+
295
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,767
- Well, uh, nice to see you,
Josh.
296
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,967
Nice to meet you, Clare.
Have fun today.
297
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:27,533
- You, too.
- Thanks.
298
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,900
- Nicely done.
- Thanks, babe.
299
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,867
- Liza, hi!
- Pauline, hi.
300
00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:51,633
- Hi.
301
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,333
Okay, be honest,
sexy or needy?
302
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,233
- Oh, definitely sexy.
- Okay.
303
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,833
kids: Mom!
- Hi! Hi, guys.
304
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,167
You look so beautiful.
- Liza.
305
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,433
- Hi.
- You know the girls?
306
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,167
- She's our babysitter.
- She is?
307
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:11,367
- You, uh--
You never mentioned that.
308
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,967
- Oh, I just pinch hit.
- She's our favorite.
309
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,500
- Oh.
- I'm sure she is.
310
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,167
- We should make wax hands.
- One for mommy, one for Liza?
311
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,400
- Yeah.
- Okay, come on.
312
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:24,067
- They're great kids.
- Oh, thanks.
313
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,567
Bianca was just in diapers
when we broke ground here.
314
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,733
- You built this place?
- Oh, yeah.
315
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,933
Two years of my life, but
did it on time and on budget.
316
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,933
- How'd you pull that off?
317
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,400
- I gave the general contractor
a move-in date,
318
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:39,233
said if I had a certificate
of occupancy in my hand by then,
319
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,900
I'd buy him an ATV.
- Genius.
320
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,933
- Yeah, well,
it's just basic bribery,
321
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,500
but, you know, it works.
322
00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:48,300
- Do you want a quick tour?
- Sure.
323
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:49,867
- I'll give you
the ten cent tour.
324
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:52,433
- Okay.
325
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,633
- Lachlan.
- Hello.
326
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,500
- Hi.
- Sweetheart, I want you to meet
327
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,900
Kelsey Peters,
my new editor.
328
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,067
This is my wife, Prina.
- Prenup?
329
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,633
- "Pree-NA"
330
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,667
- Oh, sorry.
331
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:08,800
- Darling, would you
like some wine?
332
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,600
- Lillet.
333
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,433
So, you're gonna be working
closely with my husband?
334
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,300
- Yes.
Yeah, very closely.
335
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:18,333
- Uh-huh.
336
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,567
No.
337
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,067
- It's so weird
being back.
338
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:30,233
Charles and I used to host
so many parties here.
339
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,133
We used to call it
"Downton Grabby"
340
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,667
because we walked in
on so many people--
341
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,633
- Doing it?
- And doing it well.
342
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:43,133
- Oh, this is
my favorite spot.
343
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,833
Oh, I just used to love
spending time here with Charles
344
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:51,367
reading, drinking coffee
just looking out at the grounds
345
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:54,133
And now I'm a guest.
346
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,067
He's even taken down
all the pictures of me.
347
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,967
There has to be
someone else, Liza.
348
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,733
Who is that?
349
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,900
- Uh, I don't know.
- I mean, does she work
350
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,667
at Empirical
is she someone--
351
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:19,067
- I have no idea, Pauline.
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
352
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,633
I'm sorry.
I'm not normally like this.
353
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,767
I swear.
I just keep feeling like
354
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,833
the other shoe's gonna drop,
you know?
355
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,833
Suddenly I'm gonna find out
he's in love with some
356
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,633
hot, young yoga instructor.
357
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,867
I'm sure I sound crazy.
- You don't sound crazy.
358
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,067
- Pauline, I'm so glad
you could come.
359
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,067
- Oh, hi, Diana.
360
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:44,167
- I was hoping I could
speak to you for a moment?
361
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,167
- Of course.
- And Liza has a race
362
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:49,167
to officiate.
- Oh!
363
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:52,067
Sorry, that was really loud.
Wow. Okay.
364
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,433
Talk soon?
- Yeah.
365
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:58,733
- Shall we?
- Sure. Yes. Of course.
366
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,800
- Okay, up to the hedge
and back.
367
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:03,967
Hopping only.
No baby-step running.
368
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,767
And if you drop the sack,
you're out.
369
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,233
- Hey, hey, just so you know,
370
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,933
I'm defending champion.
- Okay.
371
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,967
Just so you know,
I grew up next to a feedlot.
372
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,433
- Bring it on, country boy.
373
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,467
- I just want to assure you
that while I may have
374
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:17,967
replaced you as hostess
for this event,
375
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,767
that is the extent of it.
376
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,367
Nothing is going on
between me and Charles.
377
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,767
I mean, there's tension,
naturally,
378
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:28,300
but nothing
has ever happened.
379
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,233
Ever.
380
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,467
- Thank you.
381
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:33,833
That...means a lot.
382
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,433
- Yeah.
383
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,500
- On your mark!
384
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,967
Get set!
385
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,533
- I'm sorry.
You all right?
386
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,500
- * I just want to *
387
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,433
* Live my life *
388
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:14,467
* You just wanna throw *
389
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:17,067
* For a lifetime *
390
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:27,367
- Hey, look--
- It's on me.
391
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,500
- What the hell was that?
392
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,633
- Sorry,
I just get competitive.
393
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,200
- So you punched him?
Are you crazy?
394
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:36,867
- I guess I am.
- Okay, well, that punch
395
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:41,167
just cost you $10,000.
- I know.
396
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,967
But it was so worth it.
397
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,467
- Are you okay?
398
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,867
- He saw us
in the Hamptons, didn't he?
399
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,733
- Yeah, I think he did.
400
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,167
- Then I guess
I had that coming.
401
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,867
- Can I take a look?
402
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:18,567
- * We always knew *
403
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:22,267
* This was just a love *
404
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:26,267
* Passing through *
405
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,067
* Found it in a... *
406
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,967
- Don't go home tonight.
407
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,433
- * That we grew *
408
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,267
- We can't.
409
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,700
- My feelings for you
haven't changed.
410
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:40,367
Nothing's changed.
411
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,300
- Charles,
everything's changed.
412
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,067
- * Know that
there's no future *
413
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,767
* Know I have to leave ya *
414
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,900
* But until I do *
415
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:56,867
* Push, pull me tight
until it's over *
416
00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:58,867
* Over *
417
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:03,200
* Satisfy and take me high
until it's over *
418
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,067
- I'm really sorry
about how all that went down.
419
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,533
- Hey, I have three
brothers.
420
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,067
They settle
all their disputes
421
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,633
by punching guys
in the face.
422
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,600
- I do feel
a lot better, though.
423
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,700
- Everywhere?
424
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,067
- Oh...
425
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,833
"Everywhere?"
426
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,700
- Think you can be a little
late to the bar tonight?
427
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:35,233
- I already took the night off.
- Ohh...
428
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,500
- Liza.
- No one touched the Asian slaw.
429
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,533
So I'm gonna
take it home and dump it.
430
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,300
- I'm freaking out.
431
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,800
Why would Josh
have hit Charles?
432
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,833
- Charles and I had
a moment in the Hamptons.
433
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,300
- What?
- It was just a...
434
00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,267
spontaneous, irresponsible--
435
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,433
- And Josh saw.
436
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,433
And that's why
he didn't propose.
437
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,333
Holy shit, Liza.
438
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,700
- I know.
- Did you sleep with him?
439
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:12,467
- No.
- Good.
440
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:14,667
I'm gonna give you
some advice.
441
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,100
Keep it that way.
442
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,067
Sleeping with the boss
doesn't end well--
443
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,567
for any of us.
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