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You had a one-night
stand with your husband?
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Now he's gonna think we have a shot
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at getting back together.
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- Have we met?
- Colin McNichol.
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I did a piece on
"The New Yorker"'s Page-Turner blog.
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- Hey, isn't that your boss?
- He's on a date.
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Radha, this is a colleague of mine,
Liza Miller.
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Tell me about yourself, Liza.
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I would love to know
about the young woman
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who spends so much time with the
man that I am just crazy about.
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You followed your heart,
and that's what's important.
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Well, sometimes I can be impulsive
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when I'm following my heart.
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Oh, good morning.
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Uh, good morning.
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I noticed you getting in
your car at Lenox Hill.
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- Oh.
- I was never sure how biking
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compared to driving in the city,
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but, uh, I got here before you did.
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Well...
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You must be fast.
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Today I am.
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And then he says,
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"Today I am."
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I didn't have the heart to
tell him I stopped in the 60s
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to drop off dry cleaning.
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Men don't just talk
to women in the street
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like that unless they're interested.
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I bet he's had his eye
on you for a while.
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At least since 77th Street.
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Ah! This is exciting.
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Oh, by the way, um, I have
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out-of-the-office lunch plans today.
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Liza, never interrupt
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my moment with your plans.
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Yeah.
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So there are, uh,
very few assets to discuss here.
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Liza has taken on the car payment.
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The business is leveraged.
That's all yours, David.
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Now, I see there are quite a few
airline miles on the joint card.
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Is that something you'd like to discuss?
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- Uh, sure.
- Oh. Airline miles.
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No, I, uh... I gave those to a friend.
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So...
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Poker game. Mohegan Sun.
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Never mind.
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Well, then, I guess that covers it.
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No, actually... Actually, there are...
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There are some unresolved issues.
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No, there aren't.
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We slept together recently.
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- Uh, that isn't relevant.
- Well, I just...
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I think he should know all the facts.
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- I'm not a therapist.
- But just as a person.
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I mean, don't you think it's
kind of interesting that...
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In my experience, sex can be nothing,
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- and a kiss can mean a lot.
- Couldn't agree more.
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Well, there...
there were a lot of raw emotions.
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More wine than emotions.
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Okay, well, I can't
stop thinking about it.
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- Could you give us a minute?
- Please don't.
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I have to go to the bathroom anyway.
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Look, I've been trying to find
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the right time to tell you this,
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but, uh,
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I broke up with Debbie.
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Oh. I'm...
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sorry?
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So that means we're both single.
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If we're gonna give it another try,
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now is the time.
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I got back with my boyfriend.
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Liza.
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We were together for 22 years.
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- Almost 22 years.
- Who is this guy?
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It... what is he, paying
your bills or something?
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I....
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Look, at least tell me his name.
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Josh.
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Josh? Are you for real?
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As real as my signature
on these divorce papers.
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Your turn.
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Maggie!
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Coming!
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You're finally divorced, and now
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you want to cook and clean?
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Women.
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It's a special occasion.
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To your divorce.
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I would rather toast
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to what got me through the divorce.
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- Okay.
- You.
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- That's dumb. No.
- No, stop.
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Sit.
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Let me say this.
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Maggie... Liza.
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Without you, I would be living
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in Michelle's pool house
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and folding boxer briefs at Nordstrom.
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You've given me a home,
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and allowed me to make
a better life for myself
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than the one I had.
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I will never be able to pay you back.
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You don't have to. You're family.
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I know, but please,
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just let me say this.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Come here, you.
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Love you.
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I didn't think I'd cry
before I tasted the food.
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Oh, you... Stop it.
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I had no idea they had
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to-go alcohol in Brooklyn.
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There's also a cupcake delivery service
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that'll bring you weed.
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What?
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Do you think they
deliver on the sidewalk?
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Mm. I live right down the block.
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I'm sure we could get
it delivered there.
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Is this whole takeout Margarita,
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delivery cupcake talk
just a big ol' plan
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to get me back to your apartment?
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Yes. 100%.
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Well, I do like a planner.
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What else do you like?
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- Tell me everything.
- Everything?
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Did you always know you
wanted a career in publishing?
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No, but I always read a lot.
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Child care's expensive, so,
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my mom just got me a bunch of books
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and would take me everywhere with her.
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- And your dad?
- Just a mom.
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What about you?
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Did you always know you wanted to write?
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I did.
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Well, working for "The New Yorker"
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is a writer's dream job.
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Well, NewYorker.com.
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I'm not sure if you've heard,
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but the Internet is kind of
a promising area right now.
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It is, it is, but my dream job
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is to write fiction.
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Oh, really.
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I actually just finished my novel.
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Wow. Good for you.
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I don't know how good it is, but I, uh,
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I could use a professional opinion.
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- Mine?
- Well, yeah.
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You're like a star editor
at a great imprint.
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You know a good book when you see it.
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Oh, and... and a bad one, of course.
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Well, I'm... flattered.
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So...
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So, I'll read it.
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Great. Thank you.
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Oh, here. Here's my place.
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Come in. Print you out a copy.
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Actually, um,
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I have an early day tomorrow.
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Email it?
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Yeah, okay. Yeah. Cool.
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Good night.
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The papers are signed.
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Yes! You are all mine now.
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Oh.
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You know, when you think about it,
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this whole time,
we've been kind of committing adultery.
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I hope I still find you attractive
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now that you're not my...
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what's the male
equivalent to "Mistress"?
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Uh, how about "Side piece?"
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Oh, I like that.
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- Oh.
- No.
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- No, no, no. Stop!
- No. Sorry.
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It's the mediator. Hello?
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Hi, Liza. Sorry to bother you.
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Uh, it appears you put the wrong
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birth date on this paperwork.
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Apparently, you think you're 26.
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Oh, wow, that's weird.
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Um, do you need me to shoot you over
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an email with the correct birth date?
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Uh, unfortunately no.
I need both you and David
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to come in tomorrow
to sign an amendment.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Okay. All right. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Looks like you're my side piece
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for a little while longer.
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Get over here.
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Drive faster.
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Looks like I beat you this time.
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Well, then,
we have to meet after work and race.
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Clay.
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Diana.
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Do you MetroBike, Diana?
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Of course.
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I'm also at the top of the torque board
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at Flywheel, so don't think
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about taking it easy.
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Then it's a date.
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I guess it is.
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And then he says, "It's a date."
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See? I knew he liked you.
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All right, now,
I need you to do a little research
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and show me how this
socialist bike system works.
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On it.
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Well, guess who has a
book he wants me to read?
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This would be a much easier question
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if we didn't work in publishing.
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- Colin.
- Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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First date,
and he asked me to read his novel.
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Like, are you even
interested in me at all,
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or are you just looking for an editor?
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Honestly, probably both.
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Well, that is a huge,
huge gamble on his part,
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because if it's not good, shop's closed.
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Shop does not open for a bad writer.
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Oh, and the best part.
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It's 900 pages.
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Ugh.
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Maybe it's the next "Infinite Jest."
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Oh, perfect.
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Then I can just pretend to have read it.
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You know what?
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You should just
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turn your phone off after work
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and take a stab at it.
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It's better to know now
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if it's not gonna work.
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I know, Liza. I know.
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Stab you.
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Ow.
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Does it look too brand-new?
Should I scuff it up a little?
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It looks like I'm an excellent rider,
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which, hopefully, I am.
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Now run me through the process again.
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Credit card in, pull the bike out.
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You have 30 minutes to ride
before you need to re-dock.
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- "Re-dock"?
- Oh, put the bike back.
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You can just put it in his dock.
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Oh, I think the whole point of this
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is that he puts it in mine.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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How do I look?
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Too good to be on a rental bike.
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Perfect. Okay.
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- Hi, stranger.
- Hey. How are you?
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Good, good.
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So, you work at Empirical?
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Yes. Yes. And you?
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I work in advertising. Graphic design.
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Oh. An artist.
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I don't know about that, but
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I do appreciate beautiful things.
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You certainly caught my eye.
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- I just love your look.
- Thank you.
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- Huh?
- Thank you!
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Oh, you're welcome.
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I ride this way.
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- Oh.
- We should hang out sometime.
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- How about now?
- Well, I can't tonight.
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I'm meeting my husband for dinner.
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I should introduce you to him.
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He works in fashion.
You two would hit it off.
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00:10:07,094 --> 00:10:09,436
Your... husband?
268
00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:10,262
Yeah.
269
00:10:10,287 --> 00:10:12,777
Uh, he lets you out without a ring.
270
00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:14,899
So... modern.
271
00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:16,938
Bye.
272
00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,485
Bye.
273
00:10:37,361 --> 00:10:38,870
Uh, hey, you gonna read it?
274
00:10:38,895 --> 00:10:41,552
Yep. Phone's off. Food's delivered.
275
00:10:41,577 --> 00:10:44,077
I had to buy extra storage on my Dropbox
276
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,268
just to open the file.
277
00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:46,959
Hey, even if the book's terrible,
278
00:10:46,984 --> 00:10:48,427
he's still got those abs.
279
00:10:48,452 --> 00:10:50,940
Those are the abs of
a confident man, Liza.
280
00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:54,894
If you destroy a man's confidence,
the abs will follow.
281
00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:56,093
Oh.
282
00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,624
_
283
00:11:01,648 --> 00:11:04,151
_
284
00:11:04,176 --> 00:11:05,946
_
285
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:26,750
I wish my face was that seat!
286
00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:31,156
Damn.
287
00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:32,446
Ah!
288
00:11:32,471 --> 00:11:33,594
Shit.
289
00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:44,808
_
290
00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,015
Shit.
291
00:11:51,855 --> 00:11:54,422
Ah, this whole thing's gonna
be expensive, isn't it?
292
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,065
Well, work should take care of anything
293
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,607
that your insurance doesn't cover.
294
00:11:57,632 --> 00:11:58,764
The last thing I want to do
295
00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:00,378
is draw attention to myself in HR.
296
00:12:00,403 --> 00:12:03,218
- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
297
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:04,152
I'm okay.
298
00:12:04,178 --> 00:12:05,044
Wait, careful.
299
00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:06,653
Her collarbone might be broken.
300
00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:08,730
Hey, Liza. I'm Barb.
301
00:12:08,755 --> 00:12:10,198
I'll be taking care of you.
302
00:12:10,223 --> 00:12:12,073
There are no rules about visiting hours.
303
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,442
All we ask is that you let Liza rest.
304
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,342
That's the best thing for her right now.
305
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:18,274
You know what might help? Pain meds.
306
00:12:18,299 --> 00:12:20,048
Yeah, whatever they
gave me is wearing off.
307
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,873
I think they didn't
account for my height.
308
00:12:21,898 --> 00:12:24,752
Yeah, it's not height that
makes a difference, it's weight.
309
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,688
Well, her pain's at
about a Chris Christie,
310
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,378
so anything strong might be helpful.
311
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:30,665
The radiologist has been paged.
312
00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:32,390
As soon as he reads the X-rays,
313
00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:34,901
we'll know how to proceed
with the pain management.
314
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:37,221
I think that this will do for now.
315
00:12:37,246 --> 00:12:39,615
That's an aspirin.
316
00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:51,310
They're all academics,
so just kick me under the table
317
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,766
if the conversation gets too boring
318
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,717
or someone uses the word "Tenure."
319
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,139
Will do.
320
00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:57,958
Hey.
321
00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:00,262
Thank you for coming.
322
00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:02,796
Of course.
323
00:13:05,258 --> 00:13:06,258
Ah.
324
00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:09,893
One second. It's work.
325
00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,923
Hello?
326
00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:15,189
Yeah.
327
00:13:15,718 --> 00:13:18,182
Okay, thank you for letting me know.
328
00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:19,612
What is it?
329
00:13:19,637 --> 00:13:21,503
Uh, Liza was in an accident.
330
00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:22,776
She's in the hospital.
331
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,016
Is she all right?
332
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,569
Uh, I... I don't know.
333
00:13:25,594 --> 00:13:28,383
Well, I'm sure she has
people to look after her.
334
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,684
I... yeah, I'm sure she does too.
335
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,503
I feel like I should go check on her.
336
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:33,640
Why?
337
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,363
It... it was work-related.
338
00:13:35,387 --> 00:13:37,045
She was running an errand for her boss.
339
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,903
But we're having dinner with my friends,
340
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:40,568
and I... I haven't seen you all week.
341
00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:43,038
It won't take long.
342
00:13:43,409 --> 00:13:45,021
You can't be serious.
343
00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:48,282
She is an employee
that I... I care about.
344
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,764
Oh, I've noticed.
345
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,637
Radha, I'll make this as quick as I can.
346
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:56,143
Charles,
if you leave to go and see that girl,
347
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,997
we're over.
348
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,356
I hope you don't mean that.
349
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,254
Liza Ann Miller.
350
00:14:10,295 --> 00:14:13,753
Wow... babe, you're almost 41.
351
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,833
Stop.
352
00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:19,890
Oh, thank God you're okay.
353
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,484
The bike is not, FYI.
354
00:14:22,509 --> 00:14:26,131
Hey, uh, do you want to sit down?
355
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,720
Oh, I'll... hover. It's fine.
356
00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:31,618
Is it her head?
357
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:32,876
Does she recognize me?
358
00:14:32,901 --> 00:14:34,405
Of course I recognize you.
359
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:35,514
Oh, well you hadn't said anything,
360
00:14:35,539 --> 00:14:36,437
so I wasn't sure.
361
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,178
Sorry.
362
00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:39,261
She had a pretty bad accident.
363
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,140
Her collarbone might be broken.
364
00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:43,672
- Mm.
- So, I mean, how did it happen?
365
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,634
A car stopped short, I hit it,
366
00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:47,694
and Supermanned over the handlebars.
367
00:14:47,718 --> 00:14:49,067
It should have been Becky.
368
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:51,659
From now on, all menial tasks go to her.
369
00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:53,001
And that is a promise.
370
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,807
And...
371
00:14:57,573 --> 00:14:59,505
I'm sorry.
372
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,088
Thanks.
373
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,956
Hmm.
374
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,244
Sorry, she's, uh,
she's usually super punctual.
375
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:12,420
She was always hustling me out the door.
376
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,144
I used to say, "Babe",
377
00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:15,792
"the world is gonna keep turning
378
00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:17,249
"whether we're five minutes late
379
00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:18,410
or five minutes early."
380
00:15:18,435 --> 00:15:20,460
Oh. Bet she loved that.
381
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,971
Yeah, we... We used to joke a lot.
382
00:15:24,393 --> 00:15:26,359
Maybe she's having second thoughts.
383
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,165
Why don't you give her a call?
384
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:38,081
- David.
- Hey, uh, where are you?
385
00:15:38,117 --> 00:15:40,651
It's Maggie. Liza's in the hospital.
386
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:41,983
Oh, my God.
387
00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,843
Hey.
388
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,483
I read your book.
389
00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:57,094
And?
390
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,816
It's good.
391
00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,661
It's really good.
392
00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:03,632
I'm so happy you like it.
393
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:06,328
Trust me, I'm happier.
394
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:12,319
Hey. Careful, careful, careful.
395
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:13,377
We come bearing gifts.
396
00:16:13,402 --> 00:16:16,048
Oh, shoot. I didn't bring you any.
397
00:16:16,073 --> 00:16:18,521
So, the good news is you
don't have to have surgery.
398
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,173
But your clavicle is fractured.
399
00:16:20,198 --> 00:16:22,301
How long's recovery?
400
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:23,851
Well, if she's good about
wearing the immobilizer,
401
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:25,018
it should heal quickly.
402
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:26,483
And because it's not your dominant side,
403
00:16:26,508 --> 00:16:27,665
you could return to work immediately.
404
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:29,673
Oh, it's my lucky day.
405
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,255
Any other questions?
406
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,902
I'm in a lot of pain, doctor.
407
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,460
Ah, we're gonna get you a morphine drip
408
00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:36,851
with a button to self-administer.
409
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,160
Gonna feel better in no time.
410
00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:39,667
Thank you.
411
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,772
Mama Mia.
412
00:16:41,797 --> 00:16:44,190
She's gonna need us.
413
00:16:44,898 --> 00:16:48,163
You know I'm down to help with anything,
right?
414
00:16:48,188 --> 00:16:50,233
Well, cooking, cleaning,
getting her dressed...
415
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,468
I can cover those things.
416
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,247
Okay, getting undressed, baths?
417
00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:54,546
I got it covered.
418
00:16:54,571 --> 00:16:56,730
I figured you could handle those jobs.
419
00:16:56,897 --> 00:16:58,851
- I'm gonna stay here.
- Okay.
420
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:00,288
You can take off.
421
00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:02,838
I'm gonna go find some
blankets for the sleepover.
422
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,680
You're a good guy.
423
00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:14,941
Hey!
424
00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:16,674
Hi.
425
00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:19,766
You okay? Is it your arm?
426
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,015
Clavicle. It's broken.
427
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,801
I may never shrug again.
428
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,908
Ah, what are you doing here?
429
00:17:25,932 --> 00:17:28,560
Uh, Diana alerted the, uh,
430
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:31,901
Empirical legal team,
and they alerted me.
431
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,484
Oh. Don't worry.
432
00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,511
I'm not feeling up to a lawsuit.
433
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,947
Are you in pain?
434
00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:43,304
I'm feeling much better now.
435
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,744
Is there, uh...
436
00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:48,316
anything I can do?
437
00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:49,934
There is one thing.
438
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,530
Yeah, yeah. What is it?
439
00:17:51,555 --> 00:17:53,369
My piggies are out.
440
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,291
This little piggy broke her collarbone.
441
00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:09,365
Mm...
442
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,389
Is that better?
443
00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:13,033
You are so, so...
444
00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:15,620
nice...
445
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:16,911
I should let you rest.
446
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:18,225
No, wait. Wait.
447
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,765
I want to tell you something.
448
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,383
Yeah?
449
00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:37,125
Goodnight, piggies.
450
00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:56,391
Hey.
451
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:58,285
Hey, I...
452
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,167
I just wanted to say...
453
00:19:01,192 --> 00:19:03,860
That thing that happened between us
454
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,069
meant something to me.
455
00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:09,768
Maybe if we were different people,
456
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,355
or in a different place,
457
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,679
and, like, a different time...
458
00:19:14,816 --> 00:19:18,077
things would be different.
459
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,329
I knew it.
460
00:19:26,637 --> 00:19:28,236
David?
461
00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:30,002
Hey, bud.
462
00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:31,343
Who are you?
463
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:34,440
Uh, I don't know. Who are you?
464
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,738
I'm Josh. Liza's boyfriend.
465
00:19:37,616 --> 00:19:39,525
You're Josh, huh?
466
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:40,535
Yeah.
467
00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,012
Well, uh, I'm Liza's husband.
468
00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:45,331
David.
469
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:48,198
Oh, you... you mean
ex-husband, though, right?
470
00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:50,570
Mm, not quite.
471
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,485
Bud.
472
00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:40,718
Ah! Jesus!
473
00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:44,846
Wha...
474
00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:46,834
Looks like you beat me.
475
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,934
Oh, my God. I just heard.
476
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,259
I feel so bad I wasn't there.
477
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:01,032
I... I had my phone turned off.
478
00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:02,580
I was plenty taken care of.
479
00:21:02,605 --> 00:21:04,725
And I don't really even
remember most of it.
480
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,167
How was the manuscript?
481
00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:08,258
Oh, it was so good.
482
00:21:08,283 --> 00:21:09,551
Did you read the whole thing?
483
00:21:09,576 --> 00:21:10,776
I read enough to know
484
00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,143
that we have to publish it.
485
00:21:12,168 --> 00:21:13,534
And how was the sex?
486
00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:15,725
- Liza!
- What?
487
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,153
It was similar to the book.
488
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:19,329
What, didn't finish?
489
00:21:19,354 --> 00:21:21,937
Good. It was really good.
490
00:21:21,962 --> 00:21:23,462
Send me Colin's manuscript.
491
00:21:23,487 --> 00:21:25,706
I already did.
492
00:21:25,731 --> 00:21:28,334
Becky's coffee is undrinkable.
493
00:21:29,073 --> 00:21:30,615
I am so sorry.
494
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,284
I really wanted this for you.
495
00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:33,704
But you do the coffee,
496
00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:35,710
Becky does everything else.
497
00:21:36,892 --> 00:21:38,571
And, um...
498
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:40,662
while you were incapacitated,
499
00:21:40,687 --> 00:21:42,549
Charles and Radha broke up.
500
00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:44,716
Sad face.
501
00:21:52,035 --> 00:21:54,137
_
502
00:21:54,322 --> 00:21:55,694
Hey.
503
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,374
Those piggies get some good rest?
504
00:21:59,399 --> 00:22:01,765
What... Excuse me?
505
00:22:01,997 --> 00:22:04,041
Uh, nothing.
506
00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:05,255
I'm...
507
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,492
glad to have you back, that's all.
508
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,843
I'm glad to be back.
509
00:22:19,364 --> 00:22:23,564
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