All language subtitles for Younger - 03x06 - Me, Myself, and O.KILLERS.C

"Martha's tiny chest
pulsed its final beats.

"I would never hear her lone coo again.

"The last of its kind.

"Coo.

Coo. Coo."

I'll pay you 100 bucks
if you start cooing back.

Stop it.

I know this book is subtle,

but I really think it
will captivate people.

Even with the Booker Prize buzz,

the second week of sales is anemic.

"In the way that she would recognize."

Probably have to cancel her book tour.

Not like we can afford one anyway.

What do you mean?

Liza, don't be dense.

Without Bryce's investment,

the company's in trouble.

I don't think this is
the book to save us.

Lovely event, ladies.

We're back to our old ways,
elegant and tasteful.

I, for one,
don't think we ever needed Bryce.

Empirical will stand the test of time.

Ah.

Radha, you remember Liza.

Yes, delighted to see you again.

And this is Diana, our marketing genius.

Oh, well.

Radha is the newly appointed director

for the Rockefeller
Nonprofit Repositioning Fund.

The RNRF? Congratulations.

Well, congratulations to you.

Charles told me that you
championed this book.

Well done.

Well, my one desire
is to service Charles.

Excuse us.

Yeah.

What on earth does he see in her?

Do I have cabernet teeth?

No, you're good.

Okay.

Liza!

Yay!

Hey, you guys!

Hi! Ahh!

I thought you were sleeping.

- She was drawing.
- I'm going to be an artist.

I'm going to be a
dermatologist or a jump-roper.

Well, the time is now, the walrus said,

for all good children to go to bed.

- No.
- Not yet.

But your stuffed animals
are all alone in the dark.

She's right.

Yeah, Daddy said we're moving soon,

but don't worry,
we can bring all of our stuffies.

Moving? Where?

To a place more affordable.

He needs money for his business.

I said we might move, girls.

But we may not have to.

I'm hoping I can convince
Edward L.L. Moore

to write another book in the
"Crown of Kings" series...

tomorrow.

Well, just let me know
if Princess Pam Pam

needs to make an appearance.

Actually, you know, I take that back.

I just remembered the fur bikini.

I don't mean to trouble you with this.

He's just one author I'd never
want to see leave Empirical.

What are you naughty
girls still doing up?

All right, it is time for bed.

Say good night.

Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Nice to see you guys.

Hello again.

Hi.

There you are.

- Hey.
- Come here.

I got something to show you.

What are you doing?

You're just so sexy when you're working,
I just...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, no, no, no, not here.

Why, why not?

Because this is my boss's house.

That's why.

Yeah.

That's exactly why it's so hot.

Okay, we can't.

Babe, your away game is just...

It's a little weak right now.

That's all.

All right, you know
what, back in the day,

I did it on a park slide

and once in a Big Boy drive-in.

- So, you know...
- Wow.

My "back in the day"
is happening right now,

and I'm gonna need stories
to tell the 26-year-old

that I'm gonna date when I'm 40.

All right, later, okay?

I promise.

Mm.

Who is Aubrey Alexis?

She's a newcomer,
and she's going to be huge.

Everyone in town's
going to want this book,

but I'm bringing it to you first

because I respect you as a woman.

You have nice hair.

Et cetera, et cetera.

Oh hello, tall girl.

Hi.

Name's still Liza.

- Mm-hmm.
- Listen.

Redmond is adamant
that we are missing out

if we don't buy "Me, Myself, and O."

It's about a young woman

who sleeps her away
across four continents

in search of the perfect orgasm.

She bangs a lot of guys, and in the end,

she realizes the perfect
orgasm is with herself.

Oh.

Don't be scurred.

I'm not scurred.

"I learned to embrace my love of sex.

"It was sunrise at Borobudur,

"the world's most
sacred Buddhist temple.

"We exchanged a serene glance,
and before I knew it,

"Matthius had my face pressed
against a perforated stupa.

Oh, how my blood ran soft."

Huh! Hot, huh?

- Uh!
- Yeah.

I'm bringing it to you first,

- but it's not gonna be cheap.
- Oh, god.

I just love how sex-positive
the narrative is.

Well, when can we meet the author?

Oh, you can't.

She does not want to appear in public.

The book will have to stand for itself.

Can we make a deal with an expensive

first-time writer who
won't appear in public?

We never have before.

I'll give you a moment
to think about it.

Tick tock, moment's up.

Redmond, this is crazy.

I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to pass.

Big mistake, ladies.

Big mistake.

Charles, would you like me to sit in

on the Edward L.L. Moore meeting?

No, this needs to be one-to-one.

Dried cherries, marcona almonds,
Orbit peppermint gum.

Snack protocols written
into his contract.

Ah.

Good luck.

We are all begging for more "COK."

I mean "Crown of Kings,"

of course is C-O-K.

I never said that acronym out loud.

I always just read it, alone in my head.

Your fans are dying for the next book.

No, no, no, definitely done.

You have just built such
an enormous readership.

It's a shame to abandon them.

I know what you're
trying to do, Charles:

put me in a box.

I'm sorry I can't save Empirical,

but there are plenty of new authors

yet to be discovered who can.

Of course.

You're right.

Princess Pam Pam!

Jesus Christ!

No, just me.

Look at you.

Oh, how my blood runs soft.

Oh my god.

Both dedications are made out
"to the sugar in my bowl."

And look, in book four

it's the same Buddhist
temple at Borobudur.

Princess Pam Pam fingers her braids

in the same "eager yet determined" way

that Aubrey fingers herself
at the end of the book.

And Aubrey's South African boyfriend

and Master Denton both
follow the same pattern of

"twitch, giggle,
and burst" when they climax.

Oh my god.

So many hot throbbing
orbs and humming obelisks.

Aubrey Alexis...

is L.L. Moore.

Ugh.

Redmond, come on.

Is Edward L.L. Moore
really Aubrey Alexis?

I told you.

I cannot comment.

But danke for the Cobb salad.

You know, I told your
boyfriend that you were with me

when you were actually
making out with Connor Bracks

at the Young Lions reading last month.

You owe me.

Even if I did know,
I would've already signed a very scary,

very serious, on the life of my pug,
airtight NDA.

Well, could you maybe wink twice

if "yes" accidentally for us?

Look, Nancy Drew and leggier Nancy Drew.

You really should just
"beware the wrath of the sky,"

you feel me?

What did you just say?

I just casually said

to "beware the wrath of the sky."

Don't make a big deal about it.

Well, we've had a change of
heart about Aubrey Alexis,

and we would love to publish the book.

Too late.

Lena Dunham's imprint

has been looking for their own "big O."

All I had to do was mention

there was masturbation with a
new object in every chapter,

and Lena made an offer.

You already shopped it?

Kelsey,

when I tell you to take
something off the market,

I want you to take it off the market.

Perhaps next time you will trust
me to live and speak my truth.

Okay, thanks.

Bye.

Edward L.L. Moore

is Empirical's biggest
money maker by far.

We cannot let him go
to another publisher,

even with a book written
under a pseudonym.

I have a plan B. It makes me sick but...

Well, you can't take
those on an empty stomach.

That's key.

You have an actual plan, not the pill.

Never mind.

You know, I've always wanted
to date a nice Jewish girl.

I'm not so sure about the "nice" part.

Yeah, I just think it's
so cool how you've managed

to hold on to your faith
and your sexuality.

Well, there are a lot of
Orthodykes in Brooklyn.

So it helps.

You know, the nuns at St. Mary's

almost scared me straight.

I'm so glad they didn't.

Well, well, well.

- Look who it is.
- Hey!

Maggie,
this is one of my best friends, Sarah.

Also the ex.

Oh, the ex turned BFF.

I have many of you, Sarah.

Yeah?

- I've heard a lot about you.
- Oh.

I can't believe I've
never seen you out before.

I mean, I'm always here.

Well, I've been focused
on my tomato patch.

Who needs a bar when you
belong to a community garden?

Well, not exactly our community.

Sarah is the one I was telling you about

who owns the Halal Spiritual
Spa on Kent Street.

It's just a place for our
group to gather at night.

Light some candles, splash around.

It's very exclusive.

Mm. Sounds nice.

Malks, are you coming tomorrow night

for the full moon kavanot?

I'll call you.

Well,

it was very nice to finally
meet the famous Maggie.

_

Sorry, work.

So, how did you know it was me?

Well, I didn't at first.

But I immediately knew it
couldn't be a first-time writer.

It was too masterful.

But then I wondered,
"what female writer"

possesses that kind of literary prowess

"but would need to hide
behind a pseudonym?"

I mean, it couldn't be J.K. Rowling...

again.

Well, that was your first mistake.

You assumed it had to be a woman.

Of course.

Everyone will.

So what finally led you to me?

"Oh, how my blood runs soft."

- Ah.
- You wanted to be found.

And you are diabolically clever.

I'm curious.

How do you manage to get inside
the mind of a young woman

with such incredible insight?

It started as a writing exercise.

I needed to get as far away from
"Crown of Kings" as possible,

all those dwarves and beheadings.

And one morning, her
voice just came to me.

This young woman
overflowing with desire.

There was so much she needed to say,

and as I liberated Aubrey,

she was liberating me.

That's actually really beautiful.

Yes, it is.

What about Charles?

Did he figure this out too?

Charles actually has
no idea that I'm here.

Good.

Aubrey is very dear to my heart.

Leaving her vulnerable to the
public would be devastating.

I'm as excited about
bringing Aubrey Alexis

to the world as you are.

And I'm not sure people will find her

as inspiring and empowering

in the ways of the female
orgasm if they knew...

Your secret is safe...

is all I mean to say.

Good.

But before I go with you, Pam Pam,

there's one more thing
you have to do for me.

What's that?

Double your original offer.

Charles, do you have a minute?

Yeah, sure.

In light of new developments,

Millennial would like to acquire "Me,
Myself, and O."

Liza and I feel it is a
ground-breaking story,

and that women of all ages will connect

with its honesty and its
uniquely female message.

But we would have to double the
offer to outbid Lena Dunham.

We already passed on this.

What's changed besides a
competition with Lena Dunham?

Legally, we're not allowed to say.

I really don't have time for this today.

I got to jump on a conference call.

We have to get this book.

Please, trust me.

Liza, I...

Aubrey is not an unknown author.

She's someone in the Empirical family

we don't want making a relationship

with another publisher.

Who?

I can't tell you more,

but she's not who she says she is.

She's an old soul,

if you know what I mean,

and kind of mannish.

Okay, um,

she has a very large personality

and a really, scary laugh.

Chelsea Handler?

Um...

That's not possible.

Thank you for coming to me with this.

Make the offer, whatever it takes.

I don't care if the book sells,

we have to keep him in-house and happy.

Her.

He can't find out I told you or...

Now it's your turn to trust me.

Oh, what's up with the poncho?

I'm thinking about
letting Josh get under it

in Prospect Park.

Oh, you have come so far.

- I am proud of you.
- Mm.

Listen, I was just coming in here

to ask you a huge and
embarrassing favor.

Do you think you could put Josh
on hold for just a couple hours

and come to a Spiritual Spa with me?

Come again?

I'm having lesbian drama.

Oh.

Yeah, I met the ex.

Heavy duty. Toes have never seen polish.

- Opposite of you.
- 100%.

And she still has feelings for Malkie.

I mean, it's obvious,

and they're naked at some Spa together.

I hate to admit that it bothers me,
but it bothers me.

I just feel like an emo teen.

You know what, let's do it.

Just let me put some underwear on first.

Hi.

What kind of bathhouse is this?

I don't know.

Would you like to check your wig?

Oh no, honey, this is my hair.

Oh.

_

_

I'm sorry.

Let's do this.

I'm not sure we're really
supposed to be here.

You know what, there's Malkie and Sarah.

I'm going in.

Okay.

There's a shiksa in the mikveh!

Run!

I'm so sorry.

You know, I didn't realize.

I mean, in my defense,
she said "spiritual."

I didn't realize it was a
full-blown Jewish thing,

you know?

I thought you knew about the mikveh.

That's why I didn't invite you.

Now I feel like a total
stalker, you know.

That's like so not me, you know?

I haven't liked somebody
like this in so long,

and now you're probably

never gonna want to see me again.

Hey.

Mm.

Honestly, I would be jealous as hell

if you were naked anywhere with your ex.

From now on,
I am not leaving you out of anything,

holidays, prayers.

Do you have plans tomorrow night?

- What's tomorrow night?
- It's sort of a ritual.

Do you have cleats?

Okay, I'm gonna drop this off
at Redmond's for Aubrey to sign.

- Oh, we did it, girl.
- I know.

This could be huge for Millennial.

Okay, I know.

Let's not jinx it by over-celebrating.

Okay, maybe just a hand hug?

Okay.

All right, that's good. That's good.

Okay, yeah. Then we're done.

I'm just saying good night.

That was a big save, Liza.

You mean a big acquisition
of an unknown author.

I only break this out
for special occasions.

To Aubrey.

May she sell like Edward.

Cheers.

My grandfather always said

the true joy of publishing

is taking pleasure in each project.

Hmm.

It wasn't about making money for him.

It was like collecting art.

But at least in this business

there's a chance you'll
come across a piece of art

while trying to make money, right?

Yeah.

Every now and then,

something really unexpected comes along.

I've been waiting for you in the lobby.

I am so sorry.

I just have to

grab some mockups from Art.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

- Sorry.
- Drinks at work?

Oh, uh...

yeah, we were kind of celebrating.

Well, I know Charles thinks
you're very valuable.

Oh, good.

It's always nice to know
when the boss likes you.

I mean, likes your work...

as an employee.

Tell me about yourself, Liza.

Oh, where do I start?

At the beginning.

I would love to know
everything there is to know

about the young woman
who spends so much time

with the man that I am just...

crazy about.

Ready?

Well, we'll have to grab lunch sometime.

Sounds great.

Good night.

Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

You know what? Hand me my mitt.

You own a mitt?

Of course. It's in my duffle.

Duffle?

Shut up.

What's your game plan here, Mags?

I have no idea.

Well, you know they can run,

just don't let them get on base.

All right!

Let's get this show started, ladies!

I must really like Malkie.

I think you do!

Well, you know, babe.

This isn't really the kind of away game

I was thinking about but...

Oh, you were thinking more like...

Uh... yeah.

Are you serious?

You thought I just came
here to watch softball?

All right!

Yes!

Maggie!

I love you.

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