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Damn! Wha... so he's dead, right?
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No, he's the lead. He can't be dead.
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Right?
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_
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Hey, I thought you wanted to, you know,
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Netflix and chill tonight.
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Ye... babe.
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You know that means sex, right?
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- We shouldn't tonight.
- What?
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Why not?
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I just don't think it's a good idea.
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Period.
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Oh.
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Wa... It's not a problem.
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You know, I have a designated towel
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for these occasions.
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It has, like,
a really busy pattern on it, so...
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- Hey, hey.
- What?
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Just give me a couple days, okay?
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Yeah.
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I get it.
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It's like a...
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generational thing, you know?
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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You know, maybe it is
a generational thing.
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David was just always so weird about it.
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Oh, I bet he'd send you into the woods
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until the end of your moon.
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You've never had period sex?
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Not on purpose. Have you?
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Well, if you're a lesbian,
you have to go with the flow,
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otherwise you're celibate
for half the month.
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Oh, I never thought about that.
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And you don't even want to see
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when I sync up with a girlfriend.
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My bed looks like a crime scene.
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Thanks for the warning.
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Hey, we've finally
synced up, haven't we?
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Yeah! Happy day two.
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Wha...
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What the hell is going on in here?
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Sorry.
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No, you're not.
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City ordinances clearly state
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you cannot begin
construction before 8:00 a.m.
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It is 7:53, and it sounds
like a drone strike in here.
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So tell me why I shouldn't
call the co-op president
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right this very second.
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Honey, unless you woke up
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spackled and pressed like that,
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you've been at work for a while too.
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"Spackled"?
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No, it looks good.
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I won't tell on you.
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Listen, we got a deadline to hit.
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The guys got here early,
so I had them get started.
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Well, have them get stopped
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until 8:00 a.m.
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Guys. Cut the noise.
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What you looking for?
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Well, I was looking for my assistant,
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but now I'm looking for a sweetener
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that won't give me cancer.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I stopped at the tailor on my way in
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to check on your gown for the opera.
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Oh, and Feliciano is all set
to do your hair that night.
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Do I need to do anything for your date?
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Do you know who you're bringing yet?
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Still TBD, Liza.
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Diana. I was looking for you.
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Oh?
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Bryce is going to sit
in on this morning's
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- staff meeting.
- Oh.
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We just need to indulge him a little.
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Listen to his ideas.
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Keep an open mind.
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Of course.
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"P is for Pigeon,"
our lead title this season,
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is just weeks away from launching.
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It is the story of the
world's last passenger pigeon
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and a powerful meditation on the...
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extinction of the American middle class.
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How are the preorders so far?
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Slightly lower than we'd hoped,
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but 5,000 should put us on the
"Times" Best Seller list,
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and that is definitely within reach.
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I have put a call in
to the Audubon Society
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for a bird-watching and
reading doubleheader
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at The Cloisters.
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Got it. Can Millennial discuss their IP?
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We are planning a college tour
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for "The Deciding Decade."
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And?
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And, uh, we really want to
find the next Warsan Shire.
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Nobody's breaking poets right now,
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except Beyoncé. Dead end.
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There.
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Your next authors.
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What's up? I'm Kray.
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And I'm Tay.
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- And we're...
- The Stoopid Girls!
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- Tay.
- Hey?
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Are you wearing an adult diaper?
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Uhh... yeah, I am!
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Wait, so are you.
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Oh, my God!
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Chonie chug challenge!
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First one to leak through their Depends
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is the winner.
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- Chugs.
- Chugs, mm-mm.
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Okay, here I go.
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There's another 14 minutes of this?
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I can scrub through to the end
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if you want to see who wins.
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I'm not sure this is
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on brand for us.
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Great books come from great ideas.
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We shouldn't be precious
about the source.
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And what ideas do these girls in...
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diapers have?
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They have 5 million subscribers.
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If even 1/100 of a percent
of them buys the book,
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they're on the "Times" Best Seller list.
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Right?
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That is their manager's contact.
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I hate talking on the
phone. What's wrong?
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Comment below if you've ever puked.
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Could The Stoopid Girls
really write a book?
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I mean, would they even want to?
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To make that much money being stupid,
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you have to be at least a
little bit smart, right?
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Yes, exactly, and if
they're thirsty enough
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to make 187 videos this year,
they'll be down
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for any platform that
feeds them more attention.
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Snap 'em now while they're
still just Internet famous.
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Oh, we emailed their manager.
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We just haven't heard back yet.
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Oh, they're probably just
busy prepping for VidPop.
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- VidPop?
- Mm-hmm.
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It's a YouTuber convention
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at the Javits Center this week.
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There's a YouTuber convention?
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No, there are dozens of them,
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and they're insanely popular.
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I had to promise the firstborn
I'm never having to get
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Hector and Dorff to be
the official jockstrap
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of the VidPop gift bags.
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Ugh. I'll get you passes.
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Great.
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Did we have to come
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this close to Beth Israel to meet Max?
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And did we have to come here?
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I told you, with a doctor,
you got to take it
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whenever and however you can get it.
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You know, whether it's sex
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or a tequila-lime chicken finger.
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We've hooked up in the on-call room
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three times this week.
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Lucky you.
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So anytime,
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anywhere?
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What if you're...
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you know...
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having your period?
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Why'd you whisper that?
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I don't know... I'm just a...
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I'm just asking a follow-up question,
never mind.
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No, no, no. It hasn't come up yet.
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But the only thing I
don't do on my period
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is a yoga inversion.
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So everything else is on the table?
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Wait, is Josh anti-period sex?
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No, that's offensive.
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I thought he was so woke.
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No, he is.
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He... wait, what's woke?
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Enlightened, i.e., he's not
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terrified of the female body.
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Oh, ah, you know what?
There's Max; let's ask him.
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No, no-no-no-no-no-no.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Hey, uh, Max, this is my friend Liza.
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- And you remember Kelsey.
- Hey, again.
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- Nice to meet you, Liza.
- Hey.
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Um, honey, quick question.
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You're cool with period sex right?
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Yeah.
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I knew it.
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Oh, shit, it's me.
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I got to get back.
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My attending's letting
me do the episiotomy
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on a tiny woman having
a huge baby, so...
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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So? What do you guys think?
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Oh.
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- He seems really nice.
- Yeah.
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He... uh, he was super cute.
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Nice handshake.
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You know, it says a lot.
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It does, it does.
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Oh, I'm so glad you guys get him.
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God damn it!
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You are at least 45 minutes
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past the legal cutoff
time to be working.
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It's not even that late.
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I read 15 books a week for work.
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That is impossible to do with you
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jackhammering away over here.
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Do you even know what a jackhammer is?
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- I'm gonna call the board.
- All right, slow down.
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No, I don't need to slow down.
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What I need is peace.
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What I need is privacy.
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What I... Honey.
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What you need
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is to get fucked.
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Go, go, that way, that way.
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Okay, I have never
felt so old in my life.
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Ah... me neither.
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Okay, The Stoopid Girls
are on in an hour.
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Ugh, but maybe somebody else
has a book you could sell?
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Oh, God, I hope not.
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- All right, come on, let's go.
- Yeah.
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Hey, guys!
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My name is Soy Random
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because I'm...
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- Soy random!
- Yeah!
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I've been eating way too
many gluten-free cupcakes
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so I made this exercise
bike to mix them up
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so I don't feel bad
about eating all of them!
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Oh, my God, she's Soy Random.
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All right, anything can be hacked.
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If you just use your brain, okay?
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Anything.
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I couldn't get a date
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until I figured out how to hack
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the vagina! Am I right?
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Ladies,
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watch at your own risk.
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Uh!
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Hey, y'all.
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- We're the...
- Stoopid Girls!
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- Ew.
- Gross.
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Who wants to poke
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the Dare Bear?
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Me! Me!
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Oh?
249
00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:35,092
Hey, look at this.
250
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,306
Noob1993 dares me to wax off
251
00:09:38,331 --> 00:09:40,682
one of my eyebrows.
252
00:09:40,707 --> 00:09:42,960
- That's so stupid!
- So stupid!
253
00:09:42,985 --> 00:09:46,176
- Oh, yeah.
- Do me up, Tay!
254
00:09:46,201 --> 00:09:47,766
Waxing it on.
255
00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,219
Wax it on.
256
00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:50,963
Wax it off.
257
00:09:52,585 --> 00:09:53,684
Should I do it?
258
00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:54,666
Come on!
259
00:09:54,691 --> 00:09:55,684
Three.
260
00:09:56,148 --> 00:09:57,548
Two.
261
00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:58,867
One!
262
00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:03,013
Yeah!
263
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:05,740
That was so stupid!
264
00:10:08,848 --> 00:10:11,194
They're gonna save the
publishing industry?
265
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,986
Ah... Ah...
266
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,590
Oh, yeah!
267
00:10:16,765 --> 00:10:19,368
I wonder if Bryce would
be into a lifehacker book,
268
00:10:19,393 --> 00:10:20,357
but, like,
269
00:10:20,608 --> 00:10:21,795
like a sexy one?
270
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,701
I don't think you should let
271
00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:24,973
anyone who calls themselves a lifehacker
272
00:10:24,998 --> 00:10:26,493
anywhere near your coin purse.
273
00:10:26,518 --> 00:10:28,052
Oh, ooh. Guys, we're up, we're up.
274
00:10:28,077 --> 00:10:30,207
- Come on, move it along.
- Yeah, go, go. Go, go, go.
275
00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:31,497
Hey, dummies.
276
00:10:31,522 --> 00:10:32,924
Hi. I'm Liza,
277
00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:34,371
- and this is Kelsey...
- Hey.
278
00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:35,934
And we're from Millennial Print.
279
00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:38,369
We'd love to talk to
you about doing a book.
280
00:10:38,394 --> 00:10:39,571
- Really?
- But...
281
00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:42,360
how can I write a book if I
never learned how to read?
282
00:10:42,385 --> 00:10:43,957
Wait, where'd you say
you guys were from?
283
00:10:43,982 --> 00:10:47,310
Millennial, it's a imprint
with Empirical Publishing.
284
00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:49,964
Bah! Big words hurt my brain stub.
285
00:10:49,989 --> 00:10:52,023
- Picture time!
- Whoo!
286
00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:53,433
- Whoo!
- Oh.
287
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,124
- Ha-ha.
- Yay. Okay.
288
00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:56,791
- Oh.
- All right, let's go.
289
00:10:56,816 --> 00:10:57,542
Uh, do you think you can
290
00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,583
center the jockstrap on your...
on your chin?
291
00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:01,609
But then I'm gonna get teabagged
292
00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:04,138
by this big nasty thing.
293
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,955
Yep... no, just so they
can read it on Instagram.
294
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:08,710
Dude, it's, like,
three grand for social media posts.
295
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,883
My manager will kill me.
296
00:11:09,908 --> 00:11:11,082
Okay, I'm just gonna sneak one.
297
00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:12,862
- Go, take her off.
- Real quick, I'm sneaking one.
298
00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,819
- Buh-bye.
- Okay. Bye.
299
00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:20,335
Uh, excuse me?
300
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,784
Uh, you're from Millennial Print, right?
301
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,878
You're... Tay?
302
00:11:24,903 --> 00:11:26,401
Uh, Taylor.
303
00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:29,048
Nice to actually meet you.
304
00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:30,249
Um, look,
305
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,812
I don't know if you would
be into this at all,
306
00:11:32,837 --> 00:11:35,784
but I actually have a novel that
I started when I was at Iowa,
307
00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:36,831
and I just, like, never did...
308
00:11:36,856 --> 00:11:38,255
You went to the Writers' Workshop?
309
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,467
Yeah.
310
00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:42,672
Yeah, um, this whole
Stoopid Girls thing was
311
00:11:42,697 --> 00:11:44,169
supposed to be, like, a goof.
312
00:11:44,194 --> 00:11:47,430
Wow, this is... not
what I was expecting.
313
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,095
I'm so grateful for it,
314
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,037
but I just... I feel
kind of boxed in now.
315
00:11:51,099 --> 00:11:53,732
And my manager says that
dense historical fiction
316
00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:55,916
isn't trending, so for now, I'm stuck
317
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:56,969
acting like a drunk child
318
00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:59,372
while I pay off the
rest of my student debt.
319
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,400
You know what? Um...
320
00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:04,533
Send me a few chapters of your novel.
321
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,511
I would love to read it.
322
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,213
Oh, my God.
323
00:12:08,239 --> 00:12:09,718
Really?
324
00:12:10,587 --> 00:12:13,310
Thank you so much.
That would mean so much to me.
325
00:12:13,335 --> 00:12:15,326
You have no...
326
00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:18,735
Now slowly back away.
327
00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:24,139
Just... just trust me.
328
00:12:30,193 --> 00:12:32,301
Selfie? Hello.
329
00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:39,361
It's a historical novel about Theodora,
330
00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:41,513
the empress who went
from prostitute to power
331
00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:42,629
during the Byzantine era.
332
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,298
Oh, I think I know a
drag queen by that name.
333
00:12:44,323 --> 00:12:45,215
Very funny.
334
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,636
She's so cute when she
nerds out over books,
335
00:12:47,661 --> 00:12:48,816
- isn't she?
- No.
336
00:12:48,841 --> 00:12:50,377
This is about more than a book.
337
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:51,929
I mean, if this hits,
338
00:12:51,954 --> 00:12:54,265
she could finally be who she really is
339
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,923
and stop pretending every day.
340
00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:57,516
Oh. Hmm.
341
00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,930
Are you going home or you wanna...
342
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,166
- Ugh... I just... I think...
- Oh, all right.
343
00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:05,278
No, it's good, it's good.
344
00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:06,990
I got a full sleeve tattoo
to do in the morning,
345
00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:08,467
so I'm gonna go home and sketch.
346
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:09,885
Okay.
347
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:11,487
Good night.
348
00:13:11,512 --> 00:13:12,970
- Good night, ladies.
- Bye.
349
00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:14,107
Good night.
350
00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:17,281
- Girl.
- Ugh, I know.
351
00:13:18,052 --> 00:13:19,336
Am I a prude?
352
00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:20,736
Uh, a little bit.
353
00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:22,480
But, you know, sooner or later,
354
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:24,531
your desire to get laid is gonna trump
355
00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:26,626
your desire for your awkward modesty.
356
00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:28,091
And you're just gonna go for it.
357
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:29,274
Yeah?
358
00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:30,720
Probably.
359
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,842
Now, come on. It's our heavy flow day.
360
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:34,759
I want to get home before
we get mauled by a bear.
361
00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:35,763
Ha!
362
00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,385
Excuse me.
363
00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:41,661
It is after 7:00 p.m.
364
00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,619
And you know the rules.
365
00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:45,811
You're not gonna get off
366
00:13:45,836 --> 00:13:48,352
so easily this time.
367
00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:51,156
So put down your big tool
368
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:53,710
and stop all that...
369
00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:55,517
pounding.
370
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,341
You done?
371
00:13:57,366 --> 00:13:59,101
You're liable to
372
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:01,264
flood the basement?
373
00:14:01,289 --> 00:14:02,704
I don't... know... if that...
374
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:12,898
- I know.
- Good morning, ladies.
375
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:13,860
Hi.
376
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,398
She's smiling.
377
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,318
With both rows of teeth.
378
00:14:20,844 --> 00:14:22,106
Oh, no, thank you.
379
00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:24,365
I had one when I came in. Here.
380
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:26,290
Is there a problem
with the opera tickets?
381
00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:28,114
No. I want you to have them.
382
00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:29,704
Take your boyfriend or...
383
00:14:29,921 --> 00:14:32,151
whatever it is you're doing now,
I can't keep track.
384
00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:33,175
Enjoy the opera.
385
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,232
But your dress?
386
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:35,465
And Feliciano...
387
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:36,534
I already called him.
388
00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:37,964
I'm busy tonight. There's some
389
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,856
construction in my building I need to
390
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,977
stay on top of.
391
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:43,766
- Well, I'd be happy to...
- No, Liza!
392
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:46,480
This is something I need
to supervise personally.
393
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,518
Enjoy the opera.
394
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,148
Bryce will be here in a minute.
395
00:14:58,173 --> 00:14:59,472
Oh, cool.
396
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,032
- Oh.
- Uh, I'm in the wrong room.
397
00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:04,342
No, no, no. This is Tay... lor.
398
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,096
Uh, you might recognize her
399
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,866
as one half of The Stoopid Girls.
400
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,314
I thought I cancelled that
when I read the chapter.
401
00:15:10,339 --> 00:15:12,729
I'm... I'm supposed to be
on a VR meeting with Venmo.
402
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,557
I'm acquiring Venmo. Don't tell anyone.
403
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:17,504
Wait, Br... Bryce, why...
why would you cancel the meeting?
404
00:15:17,529 --> 00:15:18,924
The chapter was great.
405
00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:20,188
Great disappointment.
406
00:15:20,213 --> 00:15:22,627
Who wants to read historical
fiction from a Stoopid Girl?
407
00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:24,085
Feminist historical fiction.
408
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,187
I love feminist historical fiction.
409
00:15:26,212 --> 00:15:27,567
Ask Doris Kearns Goodwin.
410
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:29,402
I have her number. She's
a huge fan of mine.
411
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:32,419
But she can't do
"smell my finger" like she can.
412
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,903
Are you okay?
413
00:15:36,927 --> 00:15:38,228
Kray and I are starting the
414
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,754
human pincushion
challenge in an hour, so
415
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:42,345
I may as well get started.
416
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,468
See, now, that's stupid.
That's your brand.
417
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:45,799
Maybe we can do something with that.
418
00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:48,620
It's for digital, and
MTV already bought it.
419
00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:51,490
Oh, my meeting is at Venmo.
420
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,219
Don't tell anyone.
421
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,896
I am so sorry. Excuse me.
422
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,935
That was very rude.
423
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,041
You tried to game the system.
424
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:06,345
Clever. I'll give you that.
425
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:08,148
You wanted a YouTube author.
426
00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:09,439
Liza, relax.
427
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:11,318
You're an asset, okay? Your job is safe.
428
00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:12,474
Why wouldn't it be?
429
00:16:12,499 --> 00:16:13,852
Because I'm recommending we cut staff
430
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:15,741
by 45% next quarter.
431
00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:17,898
Not you, just the old people.
432
00:16:17,923 --> 00:16:19,086
Like Diana.
433
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,193
Empirical has to change.
434
00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:21,676
Uh, can you?
435
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,700
Your nostrils are flaring.
436
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,917
I... I should have softened that.
437
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:26,974
Spectrum.
438
00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:39,316
Babe, am I underdressed?
439
00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:41,148
People are wearing capes.
440
00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:43,688
- That's 'cause she's a vampire.
- Ah.
441
00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:45,622
Is it free?
442
00:16:45,647 --> 00:16:46,888
Yeah, it's a benefit.
443
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,355
Everything's free.
444
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,005
Thanks. Cheers, babe.
445
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,250
They all go to the same plastic surgeon?
446
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:57,013
'Cause they all look exactly the same.
447
00:16:57,529 --> 00:16:59,081
Inbreeding.
448
00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:01,383
The 1% likes to keep
the bloodlines closed.
449
00:17:01,408 --> 00:17:02,448
Ah.
450
00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:06,605
Wait, isn't that your boss?
451
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,353
Yeah, should we go say hi?
452
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:10,552
Uh, no. No-no-no.
453
00:17:10,577 --> 00:17:11,974
Uh, he's on a date.
454
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:14,468
Huh. Good for him.
455
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,499
She's hot.
456
00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:17,544
Actually, I'm gonna go use the restroom.
457
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,312
- I'll meet you inside.
- All right.
458
00:17:26,487 --> 00:17:27,427
Excuse me?
459
00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:29,714
Uh, where is the, uh,
460
00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:31,547
plumber?
461
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,906
Who, Enzo?
462
00:17:32,932 --> 00:17:35,962
He's already moved on to the
next jobsite in Westchester.
463
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:36,929
What?
464
00:17:36,954 --> 00:17:38,498
Pipe's been laid, ma'am.
465
00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:07,379
Liza.
466
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,755
Charles, hi.
467
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,525
- Hi.
- Wow, um.
468
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,366
I... I didn't know you
were gonna be here.
469
00:18:13,391 --> 00:18:15,136
This is such a surprise.
470
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,170
Diana gave me tickets.
471
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,354
How wonderful.
472
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:21,161
Do you need a hand with that?
473
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,791
Yes, I do...
474
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,539
Do you mind?
475
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,253
Charles.
476
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,792
Radha. This is, uh,
477
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,908
a colleague of mine. Liza Miller.
478
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,633
Ah, it's lovely to meet you.
479
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:47,638
Oh, you too.
480
00:18:47,663 --> 00:18:49,733
And what do you do at Empirical?
481
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,132
Oh, I'm just an assistant.
482
00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:52,522
She's being modest.
483
00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:54,838
Liza's co-running our
Millennial imprint.
484
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:57,812
How did it go today with
those Internet stars?
485
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,114
The Stoopid Girls.
486
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,515
A favor to our new investor,
487
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,707
a young guy in tech.
488
00:19:03,732 --> 00:19:05,964
And Liza's imprint is the
489
00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:09,311
shiny penny that keeps him
interested in Empirical.
490
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:10,712
That's me.
491
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,253
Shiny penny.
492
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:13,805
Actually,
I wanted to talk to you about something
493
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,615
- that Bryce said today...
- Liza.
494
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,676
Hi.
495
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:19,443
Figured I'd hit the bar before we go in.
496
00:19:19,566 --> 00:19:21,145
Josh, you remember Charles.
497
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,447
Yeah, nice to see you again.
498
00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:23,509
You too.
499
00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:25,529
- Uh, this is Radha.
- Pleasure.
500
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,593
Hi.
501
00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:28,715
Oh, we should take our seats.
502
00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,223
Have fun tonight.
503
00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:31,450
You too.
504
00:19:31,475 --> 00:19:32,791
Please.
505
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:53,031
That was fun.
506
00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:54,687
Never again, though, right?
507
00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:04,657
Man.
508
00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:07,030
Good thing I already ordered a Lyft.
509
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:09,274
Denang will be here in 11 minutes.
510
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,470
- Come on, this will be faster.
- What?
511
00:20:11,496 --> 00:20:12,859
Okay.
512
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,718
We can go to the opera
513
00:20:31,743 --> 00:20:33,733
whenever you want.
514
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:44,149
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