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What's with the canvas?
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Some artist friends are coming over,
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and we're gonna give Yves
Klein a run for his money.
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Sounds messy.
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Speaking of, how's Josh?
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I'm lying and he's wasting his youth.
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But I think we're happy.
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Enjoy it and don't think so much.
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Also take anything
out of the living room
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that you care about
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unless you want it back
in a different color.
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Glad you could stop in, Bryce.
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Have you had a chance to
look at the press release?
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I have.
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Any comments?
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It's basic-ass boilerplate.
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Excuse me. "Basic-ass"?
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Bryce is being generous.
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This release is vague and stodgy.
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And nowhere in this
document do I read the words
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"ground-breaking" or "visionary."
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Kim's been my publicist since MIT.
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I'd like her to take a pass.
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We typically handle
press releases in-house.
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I'm so sorry I'm so late.
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The barista was having
a particularly bad day
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and felt like sharing.
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I guess I just have an open face.
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And an open mouth.
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- Could you...
- Okay.
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You're still drinking coffee.
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We switched to coffee cubes a while ago.
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Oh, I've been wanting to try those.
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- You can.
- This is so sad.
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I'm sorry; what does this
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have to do with the press release?
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You can't describe a flavor
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you've never tasted, Deeana.
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Where you see a circle,
Bryce sees a tree.
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Uh, put out the release as is.
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I think we have bigger fish.
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He's given us a lot of money.
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I think he just wants to be heard.
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Well, I hear him.
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The question is, should I be listening?
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I'm laughing, but I'm not happy.
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Hey, what's wrong? Are you okay?
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It's not me.
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It's the Book Nook.
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It might be closing.
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What?
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That's impossible.
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The Book Nook's an institution.
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Which hasn't turned a profit in years.
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Rumor has it a SoulCycle
may be moving in.
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"Be careful what you wish for"
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is the story of my life.
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This is so sad.
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We used to sit in those big
brown chairs at the Nook
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every Saturday for hours and read.
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And gossip.
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Well, it's not a done deal yet.
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The book club is
getting together tonight
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to plan a fundraiser
to help save the store.
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We really need you here, Liza.
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I feel like my best memories
of that store are with you.
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I'll be there.
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Okay, I don't want to do this.
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Uh-uh. No, no, no.
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You haven't been out since Thad passed.
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And I know you, Kels.
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You have to keep swimming or you die.
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That's sharks.
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Yeah, sharks and you, girl.
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Come on, this is gonna be fun.
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Okay, oh, nope. Gross.
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Ooh! Yes, winner.
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Do you like a super thin mustache?
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Okay, can you stop pointing?
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It's rude not to point in here.
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Mm.
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Do you work at PJ Clarke's in Tribeca?
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What? No.
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Are you sure?
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I work in finance, so I'm there a lot,
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and you look really familiar.
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Well, my fianc� worked in finance...
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Ex-fianc�.
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He died recently.
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Wow, that's...
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tough.
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Yeah.
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Eww. What a psycho.
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Okay, you sit on your perch...
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- Okay.
- And smolder, okay?
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I'ma go find us a home base, all right?
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Stay. I'ma text you.
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Please tell me you're
not in a relationship.
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It just ended.
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What's wrong with that guy?
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He died.
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What, um...
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Dead.
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Bam.
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Dead ex. Dead ex.
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Lauren Heller?
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Yes, the one and only.
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Max Horowitz.
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Oh, my God, Max?
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Camp Rahmah!
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Last time we saw each other,
I think we were both
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getting checked for lice
in the nurse's office
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Yeah, I remember.
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You told me that lice
was one of the many bugs
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I had living on my body.
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Yes, always had the mad
skills with the ladies.
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Why do you have all those pagers?
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Oh, I'm a doctor now. Well, intern.
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God, that makes so much sense.
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Hi, hi. How's it going?
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- Terrible.
- What?
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As soon as guys find out about Thad,
they bolt.
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Okay, how are they finding out?
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I don't know. It just comes up.
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You try having a dead fianc�
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and not mentioning it.
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Hi, I'm Max.
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Hi, Max.
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I'm leaving.
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What? Kelsey, please don't go.
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I just...
I need some alone time; okay, you stay.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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But text me. Text me
if you need anything.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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Ooh, that's a long story.
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She's... she'll be fine.
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So, uh, where were we?
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Um, lice check.
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Should I get us a drink
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before we start talking color wars?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yes.
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I have a lot to say
about that, actually.
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That Blue Team was definitely doping.
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All right. All right, yeah.
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- Well, I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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Okay, do I have to wax?
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Please.
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Oh, it is so good to see that face.
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I've been worried about you
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ever since you quit Neiman's.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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That commute from Brooklyn was too far.
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Too far away from that boy toy of yours,
huh?
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Mm. Everybody's here.
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- Hey!
- Here, drink this.
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We're all already two
Bloody Mary Shelleys deep.
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I really want to thank all
you ladies for coming out.
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Maybe I'm being stubborn,
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but I am just not ready
to let this place go.
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Well, neither are we.
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I think we need to get
people's attention.
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Let the community know
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we may lose a landmark.
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Attention would be
great, but we need money.
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I still think the best
idea we've had so far
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is the calendar.
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What's the calendar?
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We started a Kickstarter
to do a nudie calendar
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like in that movie.
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Oh, wow.
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But then Leslie's husband
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started a Kickstarter to stop us.
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He made double the amount
of money we have...
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Thinks it's hilarious.
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Yeah, but it's all
going to the bookstore,
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so either way, we win.
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We should do it.
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I call July.
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Me, in a star-spangled top hat,
naked as a kitten.
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That's gettin' eyeballs.
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I'd slip a nip for the Nook.
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Oh, you know I'm all in.
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What about you, Liza?
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I have seen that ass at Zumba.
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What do you say?
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Oh.
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And those legs?
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You could be the maypole of May.
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I don't know.
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April and May.
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We could stretch those
things over two months.
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Oh, my God, yes!
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Are we sure this is the best idea?
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- Yes.
- Heck yes.
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How was the book club meeting?
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Memorable, as always.
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But we're definitely
gonna lose The Book Nook.
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Everybody wants easy
and simple and online.
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No one wants to go inside
an actual store anymore.
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It's sad.
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I used to take Caitlin there
every Saturday for story hour.
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You can't replace that with a click.
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Trust me, I get it.
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I mean, now there's no good place to go
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to the bathroom in Midtown
since that Borders closed.
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What?
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I've been dreaming of this day
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since I was 12 years old.
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I have a girlfriend.
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- Ugh.
- Wha...
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Well, the press release came out.
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"Hungry Tech Titan Feeds
on Publishing House."
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That's not good.
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Thank you, Miss Marple.
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Every news outlet's reporting the same.
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They're calling it a
"cultural disaster."
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They're not wrong. I mean, it feels
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like paper books aren't
long for this world,
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and that is a cultural disaster.
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Bryce wants to meet right now.
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Where is he?
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The Great Wall of China.
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This is amazing!
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Stop swinging your arms.
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Where are Bryce and Kim?
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Behind you.
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We were in the middle of a quest
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when we got the news.
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"The Post" called me
a cultural predator.
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This is just old media feeling
threatened by new media.
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Everyone is in a technopanic.
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Well, why don't we go back to the 1400s
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and kill the printing press?
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He's really upset.
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You guys need to make this un-happen.
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We will definitely put
our heads together.
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No one wants bad press.
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And let's not let ego get in the way.
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If you need me, you
know where to find me.
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Where's that, Narnia?
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We should go discuss this someplace...
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out of goggles.
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Where's Liza?
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Oh! I'm over here.
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You can see over the edge of the wall!
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Oh, God, this is not
good for my vertigo.
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I'm going over!
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Ow.
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Come in.
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Hey.
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Hey, there. How's Diana?
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Oh, uh,
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refused to see a doctor,
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but happy to treat me like a nurse.
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- Please sit.
- Um, about Bryce...
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I have kind of a crazy idea.
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I am open to anything.
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My hometown bookstore's about to close.
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The town is trying to
raise money to save it,
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but it doesn't look good.
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If Bryce donated money to keep it going,
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it would be enormous for the store
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and good press for him.
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Or maybe I'm just being selfish.
269
00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:44,222
That store was my sanctuary.
270
00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:46,876
It's where I first really
fell in love with literature.
271
00:09:46,901 --> 00:09:48,285
And it was a great hang out.
272
00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,230
My friends and I would sit around with
273
00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:52,305
our coffees on the weekends for hours
274
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,452
and complain about our hus...
275
00:09:53,477 --> 00:09:54,663
Homework.
276
00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:55,962
Well, I think it's a great idea.
277
00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,959
- Really?
- I'm gonna pitch it to Bryce...
278
00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:59,557
on the phone.
279
00:10:00,253 --> 00:10:01,834
Thank you.
280
00:10:02,097 --> 00:10:03,711
Thank you.
281
00:10:04,622 --> 00:10:06,604
And it was Diana's idea.
282
00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:08,820
You don't have to say that.
283
00:10:08,845 --> 00:10:09,817
I do.
284
00:10:10,455 --> 00:10:13,108
It was so real, Kels.
285
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,585
I saw a panda.
286
00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:15,622
What?
287
00:10:15,647 --> 00:10:17,875
- Code Bread.
- What's Code Bread?
288
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,504
Lauren is on a bottomless
breadstick binge,
289
00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:22,621
which means something is really wrong.
290
00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:24,212
I don't have the emotional reserve
291
00:10:24,236 --> 00:10:25,322
to deal with this alone.
292
00:10:25,347 --> 00:10:27,558
- Okay.
- Come on.
293
00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:30,647
Max is just... He's so different
294
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,063
than the people I'm
normally attracted to.
295
00:10:32,088 --> 00:10:33,809
You know, he's my age. He's hetero.
296
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,340
He's a doctor.
297
00:10:35,365 --> 00:10:37,530
Oh, my God. Am I basic?
298
00:10:38,294 --> 00:10:40,494
No, you are not basic.
299
00:10:40,519 --> 00:10:41,767
No, no, you're right; that's insane.
300
00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,756
That's... but what if I'm straight?
301
00:10:43,781 --> 00:10:45,516
- So?
- Ew!
302
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,137
Lauren, sexuality is
a spectrum, remember?
303
00:10:49,162 --> 00:10:50,014
You told me that.
304
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:51,031
Yes, when we first met
305
00:10:51,056 --> 00:10:52,184
and I was trying to make out with you!
306
00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:54,093
And now I look at you
and I feel nothing.
307
00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:55,149
Thanks.
308
00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:57,274
Um, hold on.
309
00:10:57,299 --> 00:10:59,253
Oh, my God, it's a
picture of us from camp.
310
00:10:59,278 --> 00:11:01,085
Ah, Max's mom found it.
311
00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,178
Oh, my God,
he's already told his mom about me.
312
00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,156
I should end it.
313
00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:06,415
Or should I run over to the hospital
314
00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:07,754
and blow him in the call room?
315
00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:09,337
I mean, he's on a break,
which he rarely gets,
316
00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,712
and it would help me get my edge back.
317
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,536
You know, I'm gonna go. I am.
318
00:11:12,561 --> 00:11:13,990
Don't tell Maggie about this, okay?
319
00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:16,621
Not until I figure it out. Bye.
320
00:11:18,284 --> 00:11:20,421
A man twisted his ankle running
321
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,322
away from me last night,
and she meets a doctor?
322
00:11:23,556 --> 00:11:25,033
Life's a mystery.
323
00:11:30,354 --> 00:11:31,219
Liza!
324
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,476
You okay?
325
00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:35,590
Charles had to leave,
326
00:11:35,615 --> 00:11:38,136
but he told me about
your bookstore idea.
327
00:11:38,161 --> 00:11:39,408
It was a shot in the dark.
328
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,536
I was just trying anything.
329
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:41,794
Bryce is on board.
330
00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:43,921
He's gonna donate $300,000,
331
00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:46,677
which will cover the rent
for the next five years
332
00:11:46,702 --> 00:11:48,763
and get him a lot of good press.
333
00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:49,901
So...
334
00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:51,874
good thinking.
335
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,429
Cradle, don't squeeze. I'm injured.
336
00:11:57,905 --> 00:12:00,479
Hey, any good news?
337
00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:02,088
A lot of it, actually.
338
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,886
This tech investor guy
showed up out of nowhere
339
00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:06,501
and offered to pay The Book Nook's rent
340
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,675
for the next five years!
341
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,900
What? You're kidding me!
342
00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:11,163
No, I am not.
343
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:14,339
He is flying here
tomorrow in a helicopter.
344
00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:15,733
We're all gonna go to
the park and meet him.
345
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,168
God, I cannot believe it.
346
00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:19,607
And to think how he found out about us.
347
00:12:19,632 --> 00:12:20,891
How's that?
348
00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:22,907
Well, obviously the Kickstarter
349
00:12:22,932 --> 00:12:24,171
for the nudie calendar.
350
00:12:24,197 --> 00:12:26,564
I mean, how else is
some Silicon Valley guy
351
00:12:26,589 --> 00:12:27,804
gonna hear about our little bookstore?
352
00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:29,462
Well, if that's the case,
353
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,825
he might be expecting a show.
354
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,487
Oh, honey, you know I'm ready.
355
00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:42,941
Hey!
356
00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:44,600
You ready to go to Jersey?
357
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,690
Oh, no, I'm gonna stay here
and hold down the fort.
358
00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:48,769
- What?
- Oh, here you go, sir.
359
00:12:48,953 --> 00:12:50,159
You're coming.
360
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:51,766
When we land at the bookstore,
361
00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,272
people are gonna want to thank you.
362
00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:54,561
Lean in, girl.
363
00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:56,109
Oh, no, it's okay, really.
364
00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:58,847
You know, I still have some PTSD
365
00:12:58,872 --> 00:13:00,272
from the whole mall experience.
366
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:01,682
Isn't it your hometown?
367
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:02,995
Yes.
368
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,562
But you know what they say:
369
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:06,247
you should never go home again.
370
00:13:06,313 --> 00:13:07,945
Or you probably shouldn't.
371
00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:09,919
Especially with coworkers.
372
00:13:09,944 --> 00:13:12,589
Plus I need to stay in
the office for Diana.
373
00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:14,967
Oh, is she still "hurt"?
374
00:13:14,992 --> 00:13:16,191
Yes.
375
00:13:16,649 --> 00:13:17,927
But she'll tough it out,
376
00:13:17,952 --> 00:13:20,068
because that's what we do in publishing.
377
00:13:20,093 --> 00:13:22,250
This was your idea, Liza.
378
00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:24,060
I'd like you to be there.
379
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,151
Hey.
380
00:13:40,176 --> 00:13:41,636
It's all over, Maggie.
381
00:13:41,661 --> 00:13:43,072
As soon as that helicopter lands,
382
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,396
my two worlds are gonna collide.
383
00:13:44,411 --> 00:13:46,255
Oh, my God. Liza.
384
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,724
What am I gonna do?
385
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:50,477
Do you have a parachute?
386
00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:51,569
Liza!
387
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:52,962
Hustle!
388
00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,280
Here it comes!
389
00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:20,140
I've got to tell you all something.
390
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:23,734
People in this town know me.
391
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:29,388
And it's possible they might
be saying things about me
392
00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:32,245
which might be confusing.
393
00:14:33,787 --> 00:14:36,005
I'm not the person you think I am,
394
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,250
and I... I don't want you to be shocked.
395
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:41,477
Take it back up.
396
00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:42,422
We're not landing.
397
00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,318
- What?
- What do you mean?
398
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,422
Kim just told me that Old Man Zuckerberg
399
00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:49,166
rescued an independent
bookstore in Detroit
400
00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:51,987
staffed by orphans or some shit.
401
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,519
I can't look like I'm copying him.
402
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,203
Well, you can send it anonymously.
403
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,314
Take it back up, Ryan.
404
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,484
Oh, God, it's like
405
00:14:57,509 --> 00:14:59,283
the Great Wall of China all over again.
406
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,601
It looks like it's turning around.
407
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:03,725
Oh, no, it's just circling.
408
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,893
No, it's going back up!
409
00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:08,383
Do they not know it's us?
410
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,660
Hey! Hey!
411
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:10,797
Someone show their tits!
412
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,033
Hey!
413
00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:14,956
Come back!
414
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,517
What were you gonna say?
415
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,076
Huh?
416
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:23,335
You said you didn't
want us to be shocked.
417
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,396
- Did I?
- Yes, and you also said
418
00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:27,403
you weren't the person
we thought you were.
419
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,327
Who are you then? What's
the big bad secret?
420
00:15:29,352 --> 00:15:30,868
Uh...
421
00:15:31,544 --> 00:15:34,654
I... I was a slut in high school.
422
00:15:46,991 --> 00:15:48,400
Hi.
423
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,485
- Hey, hot stuff.
- Hey.
424
00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:50,910
Hey, can we hang out later?
425
00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:52,414
I'm kind of in the middle of a project.
426
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:53,394
This is important.
427
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,358
Um, Maggie... I...
428
00:15:55,384 --> 00:15:56,986
I ran into an old friend
429
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,480
that I haven't seen in, like, forever.
430
00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:01,125
- Uh-huh.
- And, um, we hooked up.
431
00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:02,527
Oh.
432
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,093
Okay.
433
00:16:04,348 --> 00:16:05,729
What's her name?
434
00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:07,285
Uh, his name...
435
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,144
is Max.
436
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,534
- Oh.
- He's nice and he's sweet
437
00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:12,982
and he's cute as a little button,
438
00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:15,247
you know, but, God,
he's so traditional, you know?
439
00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:16,242
I mentioned a thruple,
440
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,574
and he said that he
didn't want to share me,
441
00:16:17,599 --> 00:16:19,332
which, I mean, that's 100% adorable,
442
00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,281
but I don't know;
this whole thing is just so not me.
443
00:16:21,306 --> 00:16:23,545
Look, Lauren, I mean this with love.
444
00:16:23,569 --> 00:16:25,236
Stop trying to be so interesting.
445
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:26,099
Excuse me?
446
00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:27,123
Just date the guy.
447
00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:28,414
What? Really?
448
00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:29,493
Yeah.
449
00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:32,251
Oh. Maggie.
450
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,415
You'll always be my owl.
451
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,539
That's sweet.
452
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,875
You're gonna be okay, right?
453
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,234
I think so.
454
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:41,506
- Okay.
- Yeah.
455
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,731
- Um, I'll call you.
- Okay.
456
00:16:43,757 --> 00:16:44,984
Bye.
457
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,778
So... where were we?
458
00:16:57,727 --> 00:17:00,656
I still don't know how we
fix this negative publicity.
459
00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:02,351
Don't worry about that.
460
00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:05,650
We'll release good books,
and good press will follow.
461
00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,550
I guess.
462
00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:11,709
So I heard your fianc� was
pancaked by a steel beam.
463
00:17:13,171 --> 00:17:14,824
He was.
464
00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:16,675
So then you're single?
465
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,922
Yeah.
466
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:19,657
Cool.
467
00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:25,250
The fact that my fianc� died,
that doesn't bother you?
468
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,907
I mean, I didn't know him.
469
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:28,744
Why would I care?
470
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:32,768
Thank you for not caring.
471
00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:35,286
People say hot, meaningless sex
472
00:17:35,311 --> 00:17:37,606
helps the grieving process.
473
00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:40,050
Bye, Bryce.
474
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,370
I still have the helicopter.
475
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,785
We can go hover over the
Coldplay concert in the park?
476
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,210
I am so sorry this didn't work out.
477
00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:52,897
Me too.
478
00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,363
Honestly, I'm starting to question
479
00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:58,064
whether it was smart to
bring someone like Bryce on.
480
00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:00,381
The company needs the money.
481
00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:03,243
Yeah, but you never know
482
00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:04,521
what's gonna happen when you get in bed
483
00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:05,635
with a 26-year-old.
484
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:12,782
That's a... business term.
485
00:18:12,806 --> 00:18:13,681
Of course.
486
00:18:13,706 --> 00:18:15,983
See you tomorrow, Liza.
487
00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:29,293
Okay, I'm gonna have
one, maybe two drinks,
488
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,069
and then say good-bye.
489
00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:33,739
You have as many as you want.
490
00:18:35,503 --> 00:18:37,819
I'm sorry again about the bookstore.
491
00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:39,176
It's okay.
492
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,339
Bryce was only a temporary fix.
493
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:43,919
I'd have had to say good-bye eventually.
494
00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:45,202
Have fun.
495
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:01,169
Isn't this where we used to stand
496
00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:04,438
every Saturday and listen
to June read to the kids?
497
00:19:04,463 --> 00:19:05,579
It sure is.
498
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,111
That's when we had the
idea for the book club.
499
00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:09,075
Huh.
500
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,238
I thought I had the
idea for the book club.
501
00:19:11,263 --> 00:19:14,201
Well, maybe an early permutation,
502
00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:16,516
but not the book club.
503
00:19:16,774 --> 00:19:18,597
That was me and you.
504
00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:20,177
Look.
505
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,672
Here's the wine stain from when Sherry
506
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,912
explained sensation play to Joanne.
507
00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:28,562
Oh, my God.
508
00:19:29,187 --> 00:19:31,855
If we're gonna re-live the
"Fifty Shades" night,
509
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,444
I gotta get the hard stuff.
510
00:19:40,525 --> 00:19:42,432
- Hey.
- Hey.
511
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:43,972
What are you doing here?
512
00:19:43,997 --> 00:19:45,250
I thought I'd stick around
513
00:19:45,275 --> 00:19:47,275
in case Liza needed a designated driver.
514
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,499
Ah.
515
00:19:48,524 --> 00:19:50,739
Which it looks like she might.
516
00:19:50,764 --> 00:19:52,770
Yeah.
517
00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:54,664
Wow.
518
00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:57,151
You are the real deal,
519
00:19:57,509 --> 00:19:58,708
aren't you?
520
00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:02,894
Bye.
521
00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:06,648
Helicopter was coming down. And then...
522
00:20:09,189 --> 00:20:10,674
It went back up.
523
00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:14,310
What's that for?
524
00:20:14,335 --> 00:20:16,034
Oh, I'm just happy for you, is all.
525
00:20:16,059 --> 00:20:17,603
Tom didn't even offer to drive me,
526
00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:19,406
and he knows how much I like to drink.
527
00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:23,245
And guess whose pubes
went white overnight.
528
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,266
Listen. I'm not sad.
529
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,445
Nothing lasts forever.
530
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,556
And we sure enjoyed it while we had it.
531
00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:35,320
That's the most important thing.
532
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:36,932
Here's to the next chapter!
533
00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:38,908
The next chapter.
534
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,319
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