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Now, if you'll follow me
this way onto the quad,
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we'll continue our campus tour.
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So, sweetie, remember,
if you drink a beer,
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you drink a glass of water, all right?
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Six-pack of beer, six-pack of water.
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Okay. This just sounds like
way too much liquid.
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Or just don't party at all.
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Okay, Mom, you're the one
who always talks about
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how much you smoked pot in college
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and for a whole semester,
you just peed outside.
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Okay, they did call me,
"Smoke a Lot of Pot and Pee Outside" Kate.
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- Well...
- But I regret that.
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Okay? Just skip over that part
and act like I am now.
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- Okay.
- Oh. Let's show her stranger danger.
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- Do you know stranger danger?
- I'm sure..
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Okay, this is real important.
So, I'm a scary frat guy.
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- Right? There's a lot of them.
- Okay.
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- Mom is you, all right?
- Lucky me.
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Okay. Hey, sweet thing.
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- My name's Geppetto.
- Whoa.
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- Uh, 'cause I make the ladies my puppets.
- Uh...
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- Yeah. Right?
- See? I already don't trust him.
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- Right? He's a bad guy.
- Trust your instincts.
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- Bad guy.
- Weird choice.
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So, you wanna come up
to the bro house?
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You don't have to answer.
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- Oh...
- But, for this scenario, I will.
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I'm fine, thank you.
I'm getting ready to study.
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Oh, but I like the silent type.
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You smell good.
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You probably think I'm close to you,
but I'd like to get closer.
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Come, my lady
Come, come, my lady
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You're my sugar pie, honey, baby
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Then you elbow him in the balls,
and then you roll away.
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Right there. And you roll.
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- And the guy's like, "No! My nards."
- And you get out of there.
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So, stay away from guys named Geppetto.
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Got it. Thank you. Guys...
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I love this school.
This is where I wanna go next year.
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Oh! We're so happy you love it here!
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Let us come with you!
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- She's just kidding.
- Nah.
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I love you guys.
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- We love you, too.
- Come here.
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Aw... God, our little baby!
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If I get in.
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- If you get in.
- If you get in.
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- That's right.
- Tough school. It's tough.
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Oh, God. No, I don't wanna click it.
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I'm not gonna click it.
One of you click it. I'm not...
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Honey, Alex, you're an A student, okay?
Chill. I'm sure you got in.
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You know, if they don't want my baby,
they're stupid.
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The Bisons? What kind of mascot is that?
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If they say no to you,
I say we say no to them.
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Fuck the Bisons! You know?
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Yeah. Bucknell, more like Fucknell!
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Yes!
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I got in!
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You got in! Yes!
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Bucknell, I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
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We're Bucknell!
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- Bucknell, baby! Bucknell!
- Yeah! Bucknell!
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It's a majestic creature, the bison!
Bisons! Bisons!
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Man, Frank is not looking so hot
since Raina left.
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Ugh, I can smell
that poncho from here.
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He looks like Animal from the Muppets.
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- What's up, you guys?
- What's up, buddy? How are ya?
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- Guys. Great party!
- Frank, buddy.
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Yeah, it's going great, huh?
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Yeah, we're glad you could come.
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- You made it.
- Yeah, of course I made it.
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Rode my bike all the way here.
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- Good.
- Yeah.
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What happened to your car?
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I can't find it.
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You guys must be pretty psyched, right?
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Yeah, we are.
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So proud of Alex. She's really grown up.
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No, no, no. I'm talking about us.
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I'm talking about the three of us,
next week. Vegas!
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- We were thinking about Vegas.
- Yeah.
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What if we push Vegas until the fall?
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Yeah. We still go.
We just push it a little later.
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No. There's only now.
There is no later, right?
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We'll talk.
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All right, buddy. All right.
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Guys, high school's over.
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And, let's face it,
we're not ready for college.
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It seems like being a freshman in college
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means you have to be prepared
to get date raped, right?
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I don't understand the difference
between, like, rape and date rape.
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Oh, I think date rape is when you go
to dinner and a movie, and then rape.
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She's talking to her friends
about how sad she is.
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- Yeah.
- Look at their body language.
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They don't want to leave their parents.
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We're gonna pack everything we should
have done at high school into this summer.
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I mean, I told my parents
I'd hang out with them this summer.
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- That's weird.
- No, my parents are fun.
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For parents, they're fun.
For people, they're the worst. I...
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Does your mom even talk to you, Rachel?
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Stop.
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How did we get so lucky
to snag a kid like that?
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I don't know.
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Kind of feel like
I'm losing my best friend.
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Gotten so used to it being us three.
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What's it gonna be like when it's just us?
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Well, it's gonna...
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Come on!
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I mean, yeah!
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Empty nest?
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This nest is gonna be filled
with our loving.
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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It's gonna be a regular
fuck fest around here.
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Oh, yeah! Get your passport ready.
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'Cause we're...
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We'll be going to fuck town.
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What a nice party.
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Hey, thank you so much for the party.
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- Oh, you're welcome.
- It was really fun.
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I had such a good time.
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Rachel invited me
over to her house tonight,
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and I was wondering if I could go.
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Well, we were gonna watch Walking Dead.
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What's more fun,
hanging with your friends,
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or watching zombies eat people
with your parents?
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Think it's time for an Alex sandwich?
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Mmm.
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Please stay, please stay.
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Stay, stay, stay.
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Okay. Okay, I'll stay.
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Yes.
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- Brains.
- Brains.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Brains.
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Whoa!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
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All right, town. We'd now like
to open up the floor to its citizens.
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First up on the docket,
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Council would like to
recognize Officer Chandler.
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Good afternoon.
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Last Tuesday night
at approximately 3:14 a.m.,
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vandals spray-painted
what appears to be a male penis
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and accompanying genitalia
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on the high school football field.
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It has since been removed.
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All right.
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Town would like to recognize
Frank Theodorakis.
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$1,500 of fines
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for the height of my hedges.
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This is bullshit, Bob.
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Screw this town,
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I am out Of here. Right after I say this.
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Raina, baby, please come home.
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- You're my wife.
- Oh, God.
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- I love you and I want you to come home.
- Frank, shut up. Stop it.
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This is the only time
I can be in the same room with you.
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- Come home!
- Just not here!
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It's not going the way
you think it's going.
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I want it... But I've gotta
turn this around. Raina, just..
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- Stop it. Go. Just..
- Oh, come on!
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And where the hell
is our car, Frank?
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Well, looks like Fox Meadow's having
its own little soap opera play out here.
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I'm sorry.
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No need to apologize to us.
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Just apologize to yourself
for making a bad decision.
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On a bad man.
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Uh, moving on to the next issue.
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If we could, please.
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Fox Meadow's most exciting project,
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the town pool!
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What?
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The actual pool will be five pools,
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picnic area, playground,
state-of-the-art locker room,
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and the best food court
in the tri-state area.
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All right, the last item
on today's agenda is 207-6,
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that is the Fox Meadow Scholarship
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rewarding one hardworking
high school student...
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This is us. He's talking about us.
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By paying their college tuition.
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This year's recipient
is none other than Alex Johansen.
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- Alex Johansen.
- Alex... Yes!
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Unfortunately, the town is facing
some devastating budget cuts this year,
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and I'm afraid the scholarship
is an indulgence
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that the town can no longer afford.
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All right, so if that is it,
then we can move on.
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- Hold on, please.
- Bob“.
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Are you saying that you don't have
money for the scholarship,
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but you have money for the town pools?
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Look, I would love to
give Alex this scholarship.
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Heck, I'd love to give everybody
a free education.
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So, let's open it up to the town.
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By a show of hands,
who here likes swimming?
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No, wait.
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- No, don't raise your hands.
- Oh, come on.
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That's not what we're debating here.
It's a trick question.
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I guess I'm a little torn here,
to be quite honest,
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'cause I do love Alex.
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But I also love swimming.
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Shut up, Joe.
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I love swimming. I'm Martha.
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'Cause, you know,
with three kids and a job,
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it's the only me time I get.
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Of course you want the pool, Martha.
It's right next to your house.
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You know what Laura brings to a potluck?
Her nasty mouth and no more.
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How was I supposed to know
that I was supposed to bring food?
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That invitation was vague.
And you don't have to
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keep telling everyone
your name's Martha, they know.
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But that's who I am, I'm Martha.
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All right, ladies, enough, enough.
Let's bring this to a vote.
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Those in favor
of eliminating the scholarship
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and building the town pool, vote yes.
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Those opposed,
who want one family to profit
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while the rest of the town suffers, no.
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Yes?
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All right, looks like the yeses have it.
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Oh, please.
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I'll tell you one thing I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna take a hate crap in that pool.
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We can barely afford our mortgage,
and now this?
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It's time we face the truth,
we're bad parents.
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Remember that mother
who threw her baby down a well?
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We're worse than that mother.
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You know, when I became a dad,
I made a choice.
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To be the dad my father wasn't. Right?
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To play with my daughter,
to support her dreams and talents,
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and, yeah, maybe I could have spent
a little more time
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checking on what was in the bank.
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But instead, I put my heart in the bank.
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I deposited love, a lot of it.
229
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,131
And that's not gonna be the cover story
of The Wall Street Journal,
230
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but it's the headline of my heart.
231
00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,616
- Does that make sense?
- No, honey, I lost you halfway through.
232
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,883
Okay, the bottom line is that Alex thinks
we can afford tuition, and we can't.
233
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,565
We need to tell her the truth.
234
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,616
We always tell the truth.
That's what we always say.
235
00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:56,641
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
236
00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,285
I think we should do it.
237
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,645
- I'm not gonna do it.
- Me, neither.
238
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,371
We gotta lie about everything,
because that's what parents do.
239
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,204
The job of being a parent, number one job,
240
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,488
is to keep this crazy shit
from their kids.
241
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,176
'Cause otherwise,
the kids are gonna realize
242
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,725
that we don't know what we're doing!
243
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,536
- Exactly, that's what our parents did!
- Yeah.
244
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,210
My dad had cancer and never told us!
245
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,044
And what you didn't know,
didn't hurt you.
246
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,567
It was weird. But I got over it.
247
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,964
And then he died, so...
248
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,009
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
249
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,281
Hi.
250
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,881
I heard about the scholarship.
251
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,523
So, I guess I can't go to Bucknell.
252
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,967
You're going to Bucknell University.
253
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,929
- We're gonna send you there.
- Yeah. Yeah.
254
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,686
And if we can't keep the promise
that we make to you,
255
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,842
we are the worst parents in the world.
256
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,281
Oh, honey.
257
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,524
Thank you guys so much.
258
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,524
- I love you guys.
- Love you, too.
259
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,926
So, as you know,
Bob took away our scholarship,
260
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,440
which we were kind of counting on.
261
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,046
But then we remembered
that we have a college fund
262
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,965
with our dear financial advisor, Dawn.
263
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,610
You don't have enough money.
264
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,444
I don't have any money.
265
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,246
Can I have a raise?
266
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,091
No way. No Earthly way.
267
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,406
- I have an idea.
- Hmm?
268
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,005
Can we apply for a loan?
269
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,856
Listen, I'm just gonna come
right out with it.
270
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,405
No one's gonna lend you shit.
271
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,005
But if I don't get my job back...
272
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,640
Are you jerking off a giant?
273
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,841
No, I'm...
274
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,247
I just hung... I just hanged myself.
275
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,961
I don't know if you heard me.
If you don't give me a raise,
276
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,886
I'm walking out of this building
and I'm not looking back.
277
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,416
I don't believe you
and I think you're bluffing.
278
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,283
Is this the face of a man who's bluffing?
279
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,643
Okay, right here.
280
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,282
It says right here, in this account,
we have $401,000.
281
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,608
- Jackpot!
- You missed it!
282
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,969
No, that says you have a 401 K account.
283
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,616
Look, we have to tell him
that we're not going to Vegas, okay?
284
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,290
Yeah. There's no way we can go.
285
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,921
Yikes.
286
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,576
- I'm not a loser.
- You are a loser!
287
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,616
- Frank? Where are you, bud?
- I'm not a loser! No!
288
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,736
- What do you want from me?
- What do you want from me?
289
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,976
- Sign the divorce papers, Frank!
- No, I don't wanna do.
290
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,082
What did I do to make
you hate me so much?
291
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,936
We should get out of here.
Give them their privacy.
292
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,096
- Yep.
- You punched my dad!
293
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,640
He called me a gambling addict!
294
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,256
- Wow.
- You are a gambling addict.
295
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,328
You lost your job,
and you stopped showering.
296
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,606
- We should go.
- I know.
297
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,761
She's coming.
298
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,843
Just sign
the fucking divorce papers, Frank.
299
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,001
- Oh, hi.
- Oh. Hey.
300
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,924
Hey, Raina, you look great.
301
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,161
Oh, wow.
302
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,687
That was crazy.
303
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,336
Yeah, it was kind of weird.
304
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,522
We don't really know. Yeah.
305
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,489
He's your problem now.
306
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,371
Hey, Frank?
307
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,681
Hey, bud.
308
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,490
Hey. Hey, guys-
309
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,443
- What's going on?
- I was fixing the sink.
310
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,641
Uh-huh.
311
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,042
Splashed some water on my face.
312
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,771
- That's what's going on here.
- Mmm-hmm.
313
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,201
'Cause I was fixing the sink,
'cause the sink was broken.
314
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,442
Right. It's okay. We saw Raina.
315
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,042
I know my life seems totally awesome
and, like, things are going great, but...
316
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,407
Hmm. It looks pretty bleak in here.
317
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,881
Who am I kidding?
I'm having a pretty hard time right now.
318
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,168
- We get that. Yeah.
- It seems like it. Yeah.
319
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,409
Which is why I'm all in
on this Vegas trip.
320
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,370
That's the only thing that is
keeping me alive right now, frankly.
321
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,522
So, let's get this party started!
322
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,047
- Right.
- You know?
323
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,248
- I need it bad.
- We know you need it.
324
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,562
- Yeah.
- But, for us, it's not a great time.
325
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,324
So, we were thinking, maybe...
326
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,527
Maybe...
327
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:44,765
We could leave
later than we talked about leaving.
328
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,082
You said we were going to say..
329
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,242
I said we have since...
330
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,601
You have since..
331
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,923
Decided that
we need to support a friend.
332
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,765
Who's this friend?
333
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,769
Vegas. Whoo!
334
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,204
- It's 11!11!
- Yes! Yes!
335
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,760
Gentleman needs some chips.
336
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,285
Guys, what are you waiting for?
337
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,843
Get in on this. I'm hitting every single
number over and over again.
338
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,600
- Let's do this!
- Dice are out!
339
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,200
11!
340
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,336
- This dude is on fire!
- You guys need money?
341
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:30,445
I am literally making
every single person at this table money.
342
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,216
I don't know,
we said we weren't gonna gamble.
343
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,049
Come on.
What's the worst that could happen?
344
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,804
Maybe we put a few dollars on four.
345
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,007
Hot shooter.
346
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,242
I mean, yeah,
the fourth is Alex's birthday.
347
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,760
- Right?
- We'll just do one bet.
348
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,962
I kind of can't lose at this point,
so let's do this.
349
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,485
Welcome to the Wynn, sir.
350
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,971
Number four, please.
351
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,050
- No, no, not all 500.
- Hey-oh!
352
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,323
- Yeah! Fuck yeah, four!
- Yes! Yes!
353
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,527
Four! Four!
354
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,804
I should tell you, the probability
of hitting four again, very unlikely.
355
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,801
But if we do, you guys are gonna double
that and it's gonna pay out big.
356
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,240
And, plus, it's for baby Alex!
357
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,007
- Alex! Alex! Alex!
- ALLI Alex! Alex! Alex!
358
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,241
That's a four.
359
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,247
Come on, Frank! Frank, look at me!
360
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,296
- We're gonna do this, Frank!
- Here we go, Kate!
361
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,845
- Do this!
- Let's do this!
362
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,088
Four!
363
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,521
Okay, guys,
364
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,041
if I roll another four,
365
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,205
that's Alex going to college, all right?
I feel very lucky right now.
366
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,616
- We believe in you, Frank.
- All right.
367
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,041
Whatever you do, don't roll a seven!
368
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,371
Why would you say that?
369
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,881
I didn't know!
370
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,166
- No!
- No!
371
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:10,845
Fuck you, asshole!
372
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,571
No!
373
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,084
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
374
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,402
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
375
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,696
- Oh, no!
- FRAN KI God damn it!
376
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,087
Seven out, there was no four.
377
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,605
Hey, that money's
378
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,536
- my daughter's college tuition.
- Yeah?
379
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,800
Well, she just got accepted
to the School of Hard Knocks.
380
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,442
- Misroll! It's a misroll!
- Scotty, no!
381
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,801
I said not a seven!
382
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,644
Give me that stick! Give it to me!
383
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,963
"Whatever you do,
don't roll a seven"?
384
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,726
Thanks a lot, asshole.
You basically jinxed us all.
385
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,807
I was merely trying to make you aware
of what number not to roll,
386
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,771
which, by the way, for the record,
was seven.
387
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,616
Fuck you, asshole!
388
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,641
That guy gets it!
389
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,604
- Why is that guy following me?
- Why?
390
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,171
Because he hates you.
391
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,890
I hate you, too, right now.
392
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,003
This place makes you crazy.
393
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,448
You know, we came in hell-bent on
not gambling, and what did we do?
394
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,329
We gambled and we lost all our money.
395
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,970
You know what I say?
396
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,451
House always wins.
397
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,250
What if we were the house?
398
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,920
Are you guys familiar
with the cliché,
399
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,320
"It's a cliché because it's true"?
400
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,126
Well, that cliché about cliches being true
has never been more true
401
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,250
than right now with the cliché,
"The house always wins."
402
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,810
- What?
- Okay?
403
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,803
Now, we stand to make
404
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,089
four years' tuition in one month.
405
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,124
One month, guys. Think about that.
406
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,561
This is the most impressive thing
you've ever done, Frank.
407
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,776
- Um...
- Thanks, Scott.
408
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,609
I'm very wary to go
into business with you.
409
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,286
- Noted.
- However,
410
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,807
- we know why we need the money.
- Yes.
411
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,047
What's in it for you?
412
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,561
Well, full disclosure,
the bank has foreclosed on my home.
413
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,171
- Oh, Frank.
- Ah. There we go.
414
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,322
So, this money would
help me get that back.
415
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,816
That's pretty much why Raina left me.
416
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,136
No, that's not why Raina left you.
417
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,924
It's because you started
gambling on golf...
418
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,520
True. Well, not just golf, but okay.
419
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,808
And you developed
an online porn addiction.
420
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,680
It's not an addiction if you can quit
any time you want, which I can.
421
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,121
- Then stop.
- I don't want to right now.
422
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,364
Listen, I know I'm throwing a lot of
numbers at you guys, lot of financials.
423
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,683
But let's not take away from the fact
that this is gonna be fun.
424
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,560
Okay, but we're not doing it
for fun, right?
425
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,210
- Eh.
- No, we aren't. No.
426
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,765
- Meh.
- It's work.
427
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,576
I think we're saying
the same thing, all of us.
428
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,364
Work hard, play hard. Everybody has fun.
429
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,363
I think this slide will explain it.
430
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,967
Hey-oh! Look at that!
- Well, it just says "fun."
431
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,123
- It's fun.
- But it just says "fun."
432
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,045
It's gonna be a great time,
probably the best time of our lives.
433
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,204
And we're gonna make crazy money.
434
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,680
The graphics are great,
but it doesn't help us. It doesn't.
435
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,416
I have one last slide to show you,
and I think it's the most important.
436
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,487
Check this out.
437
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,290
Look at Alex, right? Here she is.
438
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,804
She's gone to college, Bucknell,
top of her class, built her own company.
439
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,408
If she doesn't go to college...
440
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,483
Boom! She's a homeless prostitute.
441
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,361
She's a runaway on the streets,
selling her tiny body for money.
442
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,401
I don't like this.
443
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,324
This is very emotionally manipulative.
444
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,686
Yeah, exactly.
445
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,696
- May I speak with you privately, please?
- Right now?
446
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,927
Yes, I'd love to talk to you
in the kitchen, if I could.
447
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,201
Okay.
448
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,321
Well?
449
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,688
Thumbs up, right?
450
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,241
I mean, the math. It seems to check out.
451
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,370
Do this math. You're 40 years old
and you go to jail for 20 years.
452
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,880
How old are you when you get out?
453
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,604
- Ninety. Hundred.
- No. Honey..
454
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,376
If I have some scratch paper,
I can figure it out.
455
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,084
Really fucking old!
456
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,164
Besides, I don't wanna start
an illegal operation with...
457
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,850
- Frank?
- Yes!
458
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,001
He's our best friend!
459
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,286
No, he's your best friend.
460
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,284
He's my long friend.
We haven't been friends since college.
461
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,568
Besides, we promised Alex
462
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,291
that we would spend time with her
before she went to college.
463
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,125
But if we don't have the money,
she can't go to college.
464
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,601
And then she's living with us
until she's 40,
465
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,683
working as a banged-up cocktail waitress.
466
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,936
She's gonna have tattoos
with weird guys' names on them.
467
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,122
- She's gonna get a neck tattoo.
- Oh, my God.
468
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,805
Of a hand trying to choke her.
469
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,096
- That's gonna be Alex!
- I know. You don't think I know that?
470
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,376
We need to figure this shit out!
471
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,290
Can we pull this off?
I mean, can we run a casino?
472
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,965
It's a shady business
473
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,488
with criminals, mobsters,
you know, with shady people.
474
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,962
Look, we tried to play it safe,
we've tried to play by the rules,
475
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,088
and it got us nowhere.
476
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,487
What do we have to lose? Nothing.
477
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,166
So, what do you guys think?
478
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,561
Let's take a risk for Alex.
479
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,890
All right, fuck it, I'm in.
480
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,127
- Yes!
- Yeah!
481
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,083
We'll do it here, my house.
482
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,846
My hedges are crazy high,
so it's private.
483
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,166
Plus, Raina took a lot of the furniture,
so we've got plenty of room for tables.
484
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,242
We need players. That's easy.
485
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,401
There's Martha.
486
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,251
Her husband left her last year,
and now she runs book club
487
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,643
and tries to suppress the rage bubbling
just beneath the surface.
488
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,162
There's Joe, retired at 30,
taking care of his mom,
489
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,681
and bored out Of his fucking mind.
490
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,810
Then there's Reggie,
who just made partner at his law firm,
491
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,328
which means he's got cash to burn,
but he's super stressed out.
492
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,687
He needs to blow off steam.
493
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,525
Now, remember, this is
an underground casino.
494
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,810
We can't park outside my house,
or everyone will know, including the cops.
495
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,280
Park at Taylor's,
496
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,880
buy something and keep
the receipt to prove you're a customer.
497
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,485
Don't attract attention.
Remember, you're just buying groceries.
498
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,371
You're not on your way
to an illegal casino.
499
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,416
Walk out to the back,
where the electrical wall
500
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,204
and the wooden fence meet by the woods.
501
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,565
Ignore the sign.
502
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,960
It's a decoy.
503
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,721
Got it.
504
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,963
Take the path through the woods,
bear left at the fourth tree,
505
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,043
and boom, you're right in my backyard.
506
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,684
Go down the basement stairs,
507
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,683
then knock three times
and give the password.
508
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,330
André the Giant.
509
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,286
Welcome.
510
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,761
Frank!
511
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,804
When we open this door,
512
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,246
don't get confused.
513
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,482
It's still just Frank's house.
514
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,645
Ta-da!
515
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,446
What do you guys think?
516
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:18,482
I mean, am I in the Bellagio right now,
or am I three blocks from my house?
517
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,766
I genuinely don't know.
518
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,729
This is the best day of my entire life.
519
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,090
Thumbs up. Pretty good.
520
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,842
And we can gamble here for real money?
521
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,680
This isn't like
one of those charity things
522
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,816
where you think you're winning
but then you have to give it
523
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,280
to cancer research or some bullshit?
524
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,765
You win it, you keep it.
525
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,445
Okay, you know what, fuck book club!
526
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,681
Fuck book club!
527
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,291
On these notes,
528
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,682
let the games of chance begin!
529
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,245
Yeah!
530
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,840
All right, man.
531
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,206
Hit me right now!
532
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,521
Hit it!
533
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,570
Hit it down right there!
534
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,006
And I lost!
535
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,810
All right! Mama like!
536
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,880
Now, we don't have five years
to make the money.
537
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,166
We only have a month.
538
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,561
So, we have to reinvest our winnings.
539
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,165
It's like I always say,
540
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,721
"Back your own horse, baby.
Bet on yourself."
541
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,008
We gotta invite everybody.
542
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,851
Even Garvey and fucking Craig!
543
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,488
Oh, did I win? That's fun.
544
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,291
I never played before. Isn't that funny?
545
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,445
Anybody been to that Burrito Hut
over on Fox Meadow Lane?
546
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,250
Yeah, it's a nightmare.
547
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,368
You can't even
get a burrito out of there.
548
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,809
People are getting so involved,
they had to put a spit guard up
549
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,567
because people kept falling
into the vegetables.
550
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,247
"More corn! I want more corn!"
551
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,921
So, where are we at?
552
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,565
All right.
553
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,730
When all's said and done,
554
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,723
we are...
555
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,520
Down $3,500.
556
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,444
- Yeah!
- Nice!
557
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,886
- Wait.
- Up top!
558
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,201
- Down?
- Wait...
559
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,725
Listen, Reggie went on a streak,
560
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,365
that comedian was very expensive.
561
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,285
We're lucky that Joe lost that
$1,000 bet at the end.
562
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,727
If he hadn't, you know
where we'd be then.
563
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,924
- Mmm-mmm. Where would we be?
- Really?
564
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,811
We'd be down $5,500. It's simple math.
565
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,088
Math gives him anxiety,
numbers make him nervous.
566
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,447
A lot of people, you know,
break out in sweats
567
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,080
and have heart palpitations
when they hear numbers out loud.
568
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,685
That's not true at all.
569
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,536
But, you know what,
let's not worry about that.
570
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:36,691
Let's just focus on the positives,
which is, down $3,500 is a great start.
571
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,241
- Ooh. Bucknell.
- Ooh. What's this?
572
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,761
50 million dollars?
573
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,081
Thousand, honey.
574
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,005
Oh, God.
575
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,208
- My butt just got so tight.
- Yeah.
576
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,089
- Hey, what's that?
- Hey.
577
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,890
- What? Hey.
- Nothing.
578
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,769
We gotta get a bell on you.
579
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,241
- Sneaking up on us like that.
- Yeah.
580
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,641
And so that's why your mother and I
will be working late
581
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,849
every night,
582
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,842
and on weekends for all of next month.
583
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,322
Because you're working on
a super top secret project
584
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,801
that you may or may not
reveal to me later.
585
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,564
Mmm-hmm. Yes, exactly, you get it.
586
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,360
No, but I don't get it.
You're just being weird.
587
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,445
You're acting weird.
588
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,206
With your shifty eyes
and your sketchy posture.
589
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,567
Sorry.
590
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,127
Doesn't feel good
to be called names, does it? Weirdo.
591
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,807
I thought we'd hang out a lot
this summer.
592
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,096
Are we still going school shopping?
593
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,283
Yes! Absolutely, we're gonna
do all of those things.
594
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,124
While you work every night
until 3:00 a.m.?
595
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,361
You know what?
596
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,400
You're kind of acting like
a bitch.
597
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,165
What did you just say?
598
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,731
I didn't say it.
599
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,805
- I didn't vocalize it.
- Mom?
600
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,569
If it walks like a duck
and talks like a duck, it's probably a...
601
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,721
Bitch.
602
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,776
You just said "bitch."
You just called me a bitch.
603
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,040
Don't say that word.
604
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,602
I just can't help but feel
like you're lying.
605
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,368
Oh, my God!
606
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,040
This is what I wanted to show you guys.
Pretty beautiful, right?
607
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,161
Not really.
608
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,044
It's Thomas Kinkade, Master of Light.
609
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,727
- It's mesmerizing.
- Yeah.
610
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,685
But it's, oh, so much more.
611
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,566
- Oh!
- Whoa!
612
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,368
Crafty hiding spot, Frank.
613
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,887
Each of these safes holds 100 grand.
614
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,125
I know, because I cut paper into
money-size stacks and I checked.
615
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,607
It took an incredibly long time.
616
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,082
Now, if we fill all five safes,
that's 500 grand.
617
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,641
250 for you, 250 for me.
618
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,404
You guys can put Alex through college,
619
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,244
and I can get my life back on track.
620
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,403
Let's fill these fucking safes.
621
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,367
Wow.
622
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,648
Looks like we got some
heavy action tonight.
623
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,600
Yeah, Reggie winning was the best thing
that could have happened to us.
624
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,086
People actually think
they can win money at this place.
625
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,730
We're giving people hope.
626
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,924
There's at least one, two, three, four...
627
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,600
There's at least 800 people
in here tonight.
628
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,889
There are, max, 35 people in this room.
629
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,930
You got a 19!
630
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,336
I'll take advice from the guy
who's down four grand.
631
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,336
- Is that what I'm supposed to do?
- Just leave.
632
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,806
Please, will you leave, so we can all win?
633
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,167
- Hey, hey, hey.
- We could all win if you leave.
634
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,049
Fellas, come on. What's the beef?
635
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,201
How can we squash it?
636
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,767
This bo-bo here keeps hitting
on the worst hands.
637
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,162
I play how I play.
You don't like it, you leave.
638
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,526
And he's a thief.
639
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,409
Where's my leaf blower, Garvey?
640
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,616
I just thought maybe
you'd wanna rake a little bit more.
641
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,405
You know, get some physical activity,
on account of you being fat.
642
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,256
Hey, hey! Okay! Time out!
643
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,009
Gentlemen, time out! Time out!
644
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,161
You're 86'd.
645
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,448
Come on!
646
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,610
Right in my armpit!
It's such a sensitive area.
647
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,001
- My gland.
- I'll squash the shit out of you!
648
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,441
They'll be peeling you off the ground,
you sackless bitch.
649
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,896
I'll bet 100 bucks on Reggie.
650
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,445
He's gonna kick Garvey's ass!
651
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,364
I will call that bet, sir.
652
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,603
There is fear in Reggie's eyes.
I know a pussy when I see one.
653
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,046
Only when you're looking down.
654
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,685
Reggie, we got this.
655
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,410
- Eat shit, Garvey.
- That's right.
656
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,803
Laura, you wanna keep your mouth shut?
You got a big fucking mouth.
657
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,176
There's a StairMaster downstairs.
658
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,202
Why don't you go stand next to it
and do nothing?
659
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,920
You want a piece of these thighs?
You don't know what's coming.
660
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,322
Everybody, shut the fuck up!
661
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,369
Nobody is betting on this fight.
662
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,816
- Thank you, Frank.
- What?
663
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,285
- Come on.
- Yes.
664
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,249
Unless you're betting with us!
665
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,722
Damn skippy. Damn skippy.
That's right, I'm gonna...
666
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,124
We're gonna bet on our friends fighting?
667
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,248
Hell, yeah! Are you kidding?
We're a casino.
668
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,330
Have you ever heard of Fight Night?
This is the same thing.
669
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,527
Get your juices in there.
670
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,296
Come on, Scott, these guys will
beat the shit out of each other anyway.
671
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,890
These dildos are gonna bet on it.
672
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,646
We should be getting that action.
We're the house!
673
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,246
- Honey...
- Hey! Who wants a fight?
674
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,448
- Can't wait!
- Can't wait!
675
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,762
- Who wants fight? Say, "Hey!"
- Hey!
676
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,689
- Here we go, fight!
- Here we go!
677
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,524
- And we're gonna start a race war!
- Whoa! Whoa!
678
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,565
Reggie, Reggie, that makes us nervous.
679
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,446
This is just a fight between two men
of different races,
680
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,450
fighting each other to decide
which race is superior.
681
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,120
- Whoa!
- Nope, that sounds wrong.
682
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,640
Black power!
683
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,921
Welcome to Fight Night!
684
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:37,645
In the corner closest to the fireplace,
weighing in at 220 pounds,
685
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,044
Reggie "The Rocket" Whaler!
686
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,203
And in this corner,
687
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,408
weighing in at 180 pounds,
688
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,970
give it up for Kevin "I Didn't Know
His First Name Was Kevin" Garvey!
689
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,043
Now, murder each other!
690
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,691
Wow. That was fast.
691
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,207
Reggie is the winner!
692
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,884
This is bullshit. I want my money back.
693
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,769
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
694
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,576
Laura, why don't you shove
that chicken dinner right up your asshole?
695
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,011
And then bring it to my potluck.
696
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,766
For the love of God,
if you bring up that potluck again..
697
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,685
Ladies, uh-uh! Cool your jets!
698
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,166
Yeah.
699
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,606
Save it for the ring!
700
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,806
GRUNTS)
GROANS)
701
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,646
- Mmm!
- Oh!
702
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,807
What's my name? I'm Martha!
703
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,401
Yes, come on. Fight!
704
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,404
Yeah!
705
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,846
Fuck you, Craig!
706
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,002
I don't know why I love this so much!
707
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,327
Eat her fucking face off, Martha!
708
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,565
Oh, oh!
709
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,040
She doored her!
710
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,201
Oh!
711
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,767
Oh!
712
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,405
Double knockout?
713
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,296
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
714
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,321
What does that mean?
715
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,729
Okay, the good news is we don't
have a prop bet to cover that,
716
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,087
so the house wins everything!
717
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,362
- I'm feeling pretty good.
- Yeah, me, too.
718
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,841
Can I talk to you in the laundry room
for a second?
719
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,256
This is why I'm not worried
about next year.
720
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,805
No. Not in the least.
721
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,483
Is this a real microscope?
722
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,524
Yeah, dude. You can get high
and look at ants at the same time.
723
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,685
We never walk at night.
724
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,520
So nice to walk.
725
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,330
So beautiful.
726
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,528
I drive everywhere.
It's just nice to get out..
727
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,681
Excuse me. Beep-beep.
728
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,331
Beep-beep.
729
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,806
Hey, OW. Hey.
730
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,644
- Hey.
- Ow. Hey. Ow.
731
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,643
Ow.
732
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,491
- I'm gonna pee outside.
- What?
733
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,800
I'm gonna take a pee outside.
734
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,161
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna do it.
735
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,685
What, are you kidding? Come on.
736
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,171
- She's doing it.
- Yes! Yes!
737
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,321
You're so good at it.
738
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,686
This is the real me!
739
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,841
Yes.
740
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,001
Yes!
741
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,888
"Pee Outside" Kate is back!
742
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,004
You do it. You're doing it.
743
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,161
This is my lawn.
744
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,845
- You're a woman.
- This is my lawn.
745
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,365
God, you got a lot of pee-pee.
746
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,002
- Oh, shit!
- What?
747
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,886
Fuck, it's my parents!
748
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,451
God damn it! Quick!
749
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,856
ls she still looking?
750
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,042
Guys, I'm feeling, like,
really nervous right now.
751
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,690
You want some weed?
752
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,366
We can totally go talk to her
like regular people.
753
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,045
How drunk are you?
754
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,565
I'm fine.
755
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,085
How many fingers do I have up?
756
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,605
Don't do that.
757
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,961
Who's the president?
758
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,360
The president?
759
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,766
Bah...
760
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,090
- Ba-Obama.
- Mmm-hmm.
761
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,081
The back, the back, they never
come in through the back.
762
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,810
We'll just sneak through there.
763
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,961
We'll go around the back.
764
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,016
- Yeah. No, we never go through the back.
- Let's do it.
765
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,405
- Go.
- Go.
766
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,926
What are you doing?
767
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,168
Sorry. I'm so high.
768
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,320
The coast is clear.
769
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,256
- Oh! Do you hear something?
- Oh! What is it? Raccoons?
770
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,281
It sounds human.
771
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,766
- Go.
- Okay.
772
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,611
It's good. Rachel..
773
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,047
- It's Rachel.
- Rachel and Alex. Hey!
774
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,969
- Hey!
- Alex.
775
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,161
- Hey!
- Hey!
776
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,442
What's up, guys?
777
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,441
I got them.
778
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,282
Sorry. Sorry, Rachel.
779
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,966
Alex sandwich.
780
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,451
Oh, God.
781
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,560
Aw, sweetie.
782
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,088
You guys have fun tonight?
783
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,401
Great hug.
784
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,324
Okay, this went great. We're fine.
785
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,811
Night-night.
786
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,088
I'm gonna go pee.
787
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,765
And I'm good.
788
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,520
Oh, God.
789
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,801
Oh, God.
790
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,241
Oh, God.
791
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,281
Good thing it's a container store.
792
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,329
There's containers everywhere.
793
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,961
Honey?
794
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,169
Yeah. I'm just gonna lie down.
Check some emails.
795
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,206
Um...
796
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,841
Fuck.
797
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,042
Excuse me one second.
798
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,687
Oh...
799
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,881
Raina?
800
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,008
You're the Raina of Raina's Hair Salon?
801
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,851
Okay, what are you doing here?
You got the divorce papers?
802
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,530
Listen, I'm onto something big.
803
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,205
- Oh, God.
- Okay?
804
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,056
No, and it's not some harebrained scheme
that I cooked up with my friends.
805
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,336
- I'm gonna get the house back...
- Cool.
806
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,896
And we're not gonna need to get divorced.
807
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,526
It's not gonna need to even happen.
I'm gonna make it up to you.
808
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,000
- Are you gambling again?
- What?
809
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,326
- Is that what this is?
- No, no.
810
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,323
- You gambling again?
- No. And in fact...
811
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,403
- Uh-huh.
- I'm not gambling.
812
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,166
Why'd you say it like that?
813
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,361
What do you mean?
814
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,082
No. Sorry, I'm just saying,
in terms of gambling...
815
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,210
- Yeah.
- People might be doing it, but I'm not.
816
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,447
You just did it again.
817
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,931
What? I'm not gambling.
818
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,242
- "I'm not gambling"?
- Yeah, that's right.
819
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,656
All right, I'm not gonna argue with you.
820
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,409
- You look nice.
- Oh, thanks.
821
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,976
Well, you smell good.
I mean, you look good.
822
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,696
- What? Okay. No, yeah.
- I mean, you're nice.
823
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,881
I'm not doing this.
824
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,051
Just because you've showered
and you look great,
825
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,410
it doesn't mean you've changed.
826
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,969
Yes! Yes! Yes!
827
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,087
You might notice that I've made
some Vegas-style upgrades.
828
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,607
Welcome to Club Ooze.
829
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,285
Because what does every casino need
830
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,720
but a kick-ass pool.
831
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,281
You're done gambling,
what are you gonna do? Go home? No.
832
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,960
You're gonna come out here,
get a drink, party in the pool,
833
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,090
and then back inside to lose more money.
834
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,416
How much did all of this cost?
835
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,602
You know that old saying,
"Spend money to make money."
836
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,327
Hmm.
837
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,603
Now, this I'm very excited about.
838
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,286
- Oh, wow.
- These are pure oxygen tanks.
839
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,403
I'm pumping it into the house,
and guess what?
840
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,771
It works.
841
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,648
Welcome to the relaxation zone.
842
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,640
We've got a nail salon,
we've got massages, shiatsu,
843
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,968
deep tissue and hand jobs.
844
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,921
Bob...
845
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,767
I think we really need to start.
846
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,805
I'll start when everyone's here.
847
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,485
- Stop it.
- What?
848
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,685
Where is everyone, Laura?
849
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,482
Nowhere. Why do you
think they're somewhere?
850
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,007
Why are you wearing sunglasses
in town hall?
851
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,487
'Cause
852
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,810
my future's so bright.
853
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,843
Well, I find it highly disrespectful.
854
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,008
Would you please remove the sunglasses?
855
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,646
- Fine.
- Ugh.
856
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,325
Oh, my God.
857
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,211
What happened?
858
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,203
This looks way worse than it is.
859
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,441
What are you hiding, Laura?
860
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,290
What's that face?
861
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,169
- You wanna fight me, Bob?
- What?
862
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,496
Is that what this is about, Bob?
863
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,010
'Cause I'll tell you right now,
864
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,004
I'll headbutt you to next Tuesday, bitch!
865
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,486
- Well...
- Okay.
866
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,409
This town hall meeting is suspended
867
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,530
until I find out what's going on
around town, all right?
868
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,765
I can't believe no one showed up
at the goddamn meeting.
869
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,366
And I was going to announce
870
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,887
that Panera was opening
a location on Butler Ave.
871
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,851
Panera Bread?
872
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,721
Wow. Great get, Bob.
873
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,249
My God, you do so much for this town.
874
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,529
It's a 24/7 job. But I love it.
875
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,082
Plus, means I get to spend
more time with you.
876
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,281
Stop.
877
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,090
- What?
- Stop it.
878
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,445
Were you guys holding hands?
879
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,841
Oh, yeah. We were holding hands,
Chandler, you know why?
880
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,376
- Yeah.
- 'Cause we're having an affair.
881
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,401
Yeah.
882
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,400
Nine and a half months,
emotional and physical.
883
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,291
Yep. He knows about all
my hopes and dreams.
884
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,249
I plead with her to leave her husband,
885
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,051
but in reality,
I would be sort of scared if she did.
886
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,770
That's so specific.
887
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,446
It just sounds like it's true.
888
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,416
No, there's nothing
going on with us, Chandler.
889
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,204
But there is something
going on in this town.
890
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,496
I've been noticing a lot of crazy shit
going on in this town.
891
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,888
Over at Taylor's Meat Market at night,
the parking lot is really crowded.
892
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,965
Maybe there's some flank steaks
that are starting a gang over there.
893
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,566
Looks like a pork chop prostitution ring.
894
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,200
- Now leave, so we can have sex.
- Yeah.
895
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,324
Okay, I'll get the blinds.
But make it quick.
896
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,606
How are we looking tonight?
897
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,287
Garvey caught a heater in blackjack,
but we're killing it in roulette.
898
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,329
Good call hiring that Judy, by the way,
899
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,448
she destroys people.
900
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,489
- She's a bad-ass bitch.
- Hi, Judy.
901
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,640
You're very smart with this stuff.
902
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,080
Very shrewd.
903
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,762
- Where'd you get that?
- This?
904
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,968
Joe gave it to me.
Some sticky-icky hybrid.
905
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,800
It chills me the fuck out. You want some?
906
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,163
No. No, I'm good. Maybe later.
907
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,164
I gotta stay vigilant.
Keep my eye on the prize.
908
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,766
Yeah. Weed is so great, you know?
909
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,925
When I smoke it, I feel nothing.
It's like emotional armor, man.
910
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,481
Alex is gone next year, who cares?
911
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,529
I got weed.
912
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,009
- And me.
- And you, yes.
913
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,850
Guys, we've got a problem.
914
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,842
Table four, third guy from the left.
915
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,361
This motherfucker right here
is counting cards.
916
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,521
How do you know?
917
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,000
If I'm gonna accuse someone of cheating,
I wanna be sure.
918
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,201
- He's cheating.
- Yeah.
919
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,522
- He's definitely cheating.
- That's so rude.
920
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,536
If people think you can
come in here and cheat,
921
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,369
the street is gonna think we're soft.
922
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,005
Yeah. Every Blackjack Barry
923
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,776
and Roulette Rob's
gonna think it's open season.
924
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,848
We gotta do something to send a message.
925
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,729
- Yep.
- Like De Niro in Casino.
926
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,884
Didn't he break that guy's hand
with a hammer?
927
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,041
Yeah.
928
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,927
Hmm.
929
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,361
- Okay.
- Yeah.
930
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,521
Yeah.
931
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,962
- All right. Okay.
- Yeah.
932
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,011
Kazowee!
933
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,483
Excuse me, can we have
a word with you, please?
934
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,405
Yeah, I'd love another
Grey Goose on the rocks, extra lime.
935
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,205
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
936
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,320
Enjoy your gambling.
937
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,696
- Get in here.
- All right, okay.
938
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:26,896
- Get in here!
- Watch the jacket.
939
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,410
- Sit down!
- Sit down!
940
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,931
You think you can cheat us?
941
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,923
You think you can steal our money?
942
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,161
I got lucky.
943
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,886
I didn't know it was illegal
to catch a hot streak.
944
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,764
Well, your luck just ran out, man,
945
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,888
because me and my friends
about to fuck you up!
946
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,008
- Yeah!
- Hey, pal.
947
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,320
You better call your mama,
948
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,204
and tell her you're gonna
be late for dinner.
949
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,416
Which is a shame,
'cause she's serving your favorite,
950
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,726
coconut shrimps!
951
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,530
Hey, you're gonna miss dinner, bitch!
952
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,284
We had your mom's shrimp last night.
953
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,090
- Yeah!
- It was delicious!
954
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,920
What are you guys
gonna do about it anyway?
955
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,160
You're a bunch of soccer moms.
956
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,965
You ever hear of Tommy Papouli?
He's my boss.
957
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,248
You know what? Fuck this guy.
958
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,401
And fuck Tommy whoever.
959
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,961
I'd like to introduce you
to my friend, Mr. Vice.
960
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,451
How does that feel?
961
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,881
- Yeah, I got it.
- Coat's coming off, bitch!
962
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,565
- Coming off!
- Oh!
963
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,964
You taking your jacket back to Marshalls?
964
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,641
Oh, shit!
965
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,160
I'm gonna get me a chunk of flesh.
966
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,608
Yeah! Yeah, maybe we'll cut
your fucking dick off.
967
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,125
Oh, shit!
968
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,611
Oh, shit!
969
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,762
This shit just got real, bro!
970
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,450
I'm so scared.
971
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,489
- You're looking at a bad man.
- Ooh.
972
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,847
- This motherfucker don't give a shit.
- Yep.
973
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,456
This axe is burning a hole in my pocket.
974
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,481
What are we doing?
975
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,896
Can we just conference
on what we're doing?
976
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,080
We're gonna... Just you wait.
977
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,321
Hold on.
978
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,296
We need to focus up
and figure out what we're gonna do.
979
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,440
Honey, are you still stoned?
980
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,641
What? Yes!
981
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,042
I am also stoned
and nothing is more clear
982
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,136
than the fact that
we need to murder this guy.
983
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,840
Just to be clear,
we're pretending, though,
984
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,256
we're not gonna actually do that.
985
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,600
We have to send a message, okay?
We have to send a message.
986
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,681
Yeah!
987
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,445
You're bluffing.
988
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,167
You're not gonna do shit.
989
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,005
You're not gonna do jack shit,
Paul Bunyan.
990
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,690
- He's a jerk!
- He's making it easy.
991
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,365
You know what? I'm gonna do this.
992
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,682
- I'm gonna do this.
- Hey, hey, hey, hold on.
993
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,047
- Fuck off! You're not gonna do shit.
- No, I'm gonna...
994
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,770
Tommy's gonna kick your fucking ass.
995
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,371
FUCK you!
996
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,600
- Don't wrestle with the fucking axe!
- Fuck you all!
997
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,201
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
998
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,805
Shut the fuck up, Frank!
999
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,296
- Put it back on! Put it back on!
- I'm trying to find it!
1000
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,560
I'm trying to find it!
1001
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,840
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Shut up!
1002
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,327
Apply pressure, man.
1003
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,040
- Please, apply pressure.
- I'm trying!
1004
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,003
It's so slippery!
1005
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,322
It won't fit on! It won't fit back on!
1006
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,561
Honey, please get it on.
1007
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,856
I don't know if it's up or down.
1008
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,405
Does anyone have any gum?
1009
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,376
I'm just gonna put it right there,
maybe it'll grow back.
1010
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,040
- Oh, God!
- Oh, my God, the blood!
1011
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,081
Could this help?
1012
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,884
Put that Croc on there.
1013
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,767
So salty! I'm swallowing so much blood!
1014
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,406
You cut off my fucking finger!
1015
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,324
What the fuck just happened?
1016
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,121
Tell your friends, if they mess with us,
this is what... They're gonna get.
1017
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,927
Nothing ever happens
in this neighborhood.
1018
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,886
Oh.
1019
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,176
Sweetheart!
1020
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,696
- Scott?
- Where are you going?
1021
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,371
Where are you going?
Don't go in there, buddy!
1022
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,366
No, I swear to God, I'm looking, Reggie.
I'm not finding it.
1023
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,689
In my experience, money lost in the woods
does not easily get found.
1024
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,926
Oh, fuck. Oh!
1025
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,171
Buddy, great news.
1026
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,442
- Excuse me, sir?
- I'll call you back.
1027
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,720
What are you doing out here?
1028
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,488
Um... Uh...
1029
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,281
Jogging.
1030
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,489
You don't appear to be jogging.
1031
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,526
Well, now you're jogging.
1032
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,205
You caught me in a cooldown.
1033
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,120
What'd you put in your pocket?
1034
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,521
Very slowly.
1035
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,456
Very slowly with the hand, sir.
Very slowly, take it out of your pocket.
1036
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,925
Okay, Officer.
1037
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,570
I think, earlier, you just saw me
put this phone in my pocket,
1038
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,882
which is now videotaping you.
1039
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,520
I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe.
1040
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,045
I am Frank Theodorakis.
1041
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,560
I don't feel safe in the woods,
the police are harassing me.
1042
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,762
Hello, everyone, I'm Officer Chandler,
1043
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,764
and I'm here protecting
as well as serving.
1044
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,611
What are you, like, doing a PSA?
1045
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,961
Well, if you're filming this.
1046
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,527
Look at you, you put your hands
on your hips immediately.
1047
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,727
You look ridiculous.
1048
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,041
I will end you!
1049
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,565
I will end your life!
1050
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,529
Whoa! Whoa, man!
1051
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,605
I'm sorry that I said that everyone,
1052
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,121
and I...
1053
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,361
am gonna...
1054
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,841
What's that?
I'm gonna respond to this call.
1055
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,816
What call? Nothing happened.
It didn't say anything.
1056
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,047
There's a disturbance in the force.
1057
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,202
There's a disturbance
in the police force.
1058
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,765
Dad. What...
1059
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,681
Dad, it's just...
1060
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,285
It's just, it's good... Dad!
1061
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,601
Don't touch 'em!
1062
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,523
Hey, did you see the game?
1063
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,444
Stay away from the meat section!
1064
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,887
Hey, there you are.
1065
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,800
Everybody's looking for you downstairs.
What's going on?
1066
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,166
- Hey.-
- Hey.-
1067
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,440
- So many buttholes, so little time, huh?
- Yeah.
1068
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,847
You okay, man?
You seem a little off today.
1069
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,961
I don't know.
Something's changed, Frank.
1070
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,168
I chopped a man's finger off.
1071
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,807
And ever since that moment,
I've just been barraged
1072
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,726
with a series of
anxiety-induced hallucinations.
1073
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,009
They're hallucinations. They're not real.
1074
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,168
You know what is real?
1075
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,930
This is real.
1076
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,320
This is real.
1077
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,050
This is real.
1078
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,531
And this is real.
1079
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,047
And do you know where
all that money came from?
1080
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,164
- Hmm.
- From you.
1081
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,405
You chopped that guy's finger off,
and the whole town became afraid.
1082
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,568
You know what
they're calling you on the street?
1083
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,767
- Uh-uh.
- The Butcher.
1084
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,081
They're so afraid of us,
1085
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:31,084
people are starting to give us
the money they owe us.
1086
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,004
I didn't know people owed us money.
1087
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,927
Oh, I've been extending lines of credit
to all of our high rollers.
1088
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,764
All the casinos do it.
It's not a big deal.
1089
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,571
Frank, you didn't tell me that.
1090
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,800
And that's a huge decision.
1091
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,640
You need to let Kate and I
be a part of that.
1092
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,722
It's a moot point now, okay? It's done.
1093
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,724
Everybody's afraid that
you're gonna take them into the garage,
1094
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,406
and chop some piece
of their body off. All right?
1095
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,085
"The Butcher" is our identity.
1096
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,525
- Come on in.
- Hey.
1097
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,043
- Hey, Reggie.
- Do you guys mind if l...
1098
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,770
- Come on in, Reggie.
- Okay.
1099
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,370
Hi, uh, Frank. Scott.
1100
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,885
Here's that...
1101
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,442
Here's that money I owe you.
I'm sorry it's so late.
1102
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,880
- Reggie, don't worry about it. It's fine.
- Hey.
1103
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,685
You sure about that, Butcher?
You happy about that?
1104
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:17,961
I mean...
1105
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,689
Don't let it happen again.
1106
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,242
Yeah, you bitch!
1107
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,722
You little bitch!
1108
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,560
Hey, Butch, you want me
to go get your axe?
1109
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,842
Yeah, so I can cut me off
a piece of bitch meat.
1110
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,565
No, I don't want the axe.
1111
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,929
Hey, Frank, this feels
a little light to me.
1112
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,248
Uh-oh. Reggie, is everything
you owe us in there?
1113
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,606
I counted it myself.
1114
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,801
Maybe I should count it.
1115
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,368
- Oh. Are you gonna count it?
- I don't think...
1116
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,887
Oh. Uh-Oh.
1117
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,241
Are you okay?
1118
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,609
- I'll handle the counting.
- Okay.
1119
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,016
- Get out of here, Reggie!
- Okay.
1120
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,656
Tell your friends
what you saw here, Reggie.
1121
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,681
Sorry.
1122
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,249
That was amazing!
1123
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,805
Did you see how scared he got?
1124
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,803
Yeah! How did that feel?
1125
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,088
- It felt good.
- Yeah.
1126
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,090
Yeah, it felt real good.
1127
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,406
Hello, Gary.
1128
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,767
I understand you have
an overdue library book.
1129
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,281
No! No!
1130
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,405
Come here. Come here.
1131
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,130
Pay your debts!
1132
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,122
- Get out of the way!
- Hi, Crystal!
1133
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,289
- Where's our money?
- Give it to us!
1134
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,296
- You piece of shit!
- Give us the money!
1135
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,765
No, no, no.
1136
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,649
- I'm tired of asking you, Eddie!
- Eat it!
1137
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,006
Give us the money, Eddie!
1138
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,611
You don't wanna do this, Eddie!
1139
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,847
Get out of here!
Just walk away, Angela!
1140
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,525
I'm the Butcher.
1141
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,409
And I'm the Burner.
1142
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,682
Why are you guys talking like that?
Really low?
1143
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,080
'Cause we're cool now.
1144
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,526
Get on board.
1145
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,001
Okay. This is what
we're doing from now on.
1146
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,336
It's weird when you do it.
1147
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,850
You sound like Cookie Monster.
1148
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,288
Well, Cookie Monster wants some
motherfuckin' lobster.
1149
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,920
Oh!
1150
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,681
Madam Treasurer,
there's something for you to sign.
1151
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,530
Aw, it's really nice.
1152
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,047
I can't accept that.
How would I explain that to my husband?
1153
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,567
You can tell your husband
that you're in love with me,
1154
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,016
and that we're gonna be together.
1155
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,964
- This is getting out of control, okay?
- Yeah, it is.
1156
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,242
At first, it was gifts
and trips and things,
1157
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,562
but I didn't know where
the money was coming from.
1158
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,165
It was coming from me.
1159
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,163
Yeah, but you took it from the town.
1160
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,084
And that poor girl's scholarship?
1161
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,370
Come on. Look at these
budget numbers, okay?
1162
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,363
We are 300 grand short.
1163
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,921
We're gonna get audited,
and we're gonna lose our jobs.
1164
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,242
We're probably gonna go to jail, okay?
1165
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,526
Just stop.
1166
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,120
At first it... Stop. It was like...
1167
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,765
Stop, Stop-
1168
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,410
Stop. Stop it.
1169
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,686
I think, next year, when Alex is gone,
we do this every Tuesday night.
1170
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,410
- Yay! Cheers, team.
- Hooray!
1171
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,369
- We look great.
- We do.
1172
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,887
- We should dress like this every night.
- Yeah.
1173
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,603
It's been a pretty tough year for me.
1174
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,683
And I just wanna say thank you
to both of you.
1175
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,770
This might be the best night of my...
1176
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,686
- What?
- What?
1177
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,607
Raina?
1178
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,090
Easy, tiger. It's okay.
We knew this day would come. Okay?
1179
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,248
Scott, Kate, excuse me.
1180
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,528
I'm gonna go get my wife back.
1181
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,449
Hold on, buddy. Frank.
1182
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:12,761
Frank?
1183
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,968
Hey, pal. There's no reservations...
1184
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,811
- He's very strong!
- Frank!
1185
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,247
At least I have my dignity.
1186
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,927
I don't understand why
you're talking to me.
1187
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,162
Go arrest that guy. He attacked me.
1188
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,169
Mr. Theodorakis, I talked to him.
1189
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,728
He said that you attacked him,
and then you grabbed his man bun.
1190
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,360
What? I don't remember any of that.
1191
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,404
Officer Chandler, what's going on here?
1192
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,496
It's been a hell of
a night. I've gotten multiple reports
1193
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,000
of violence all over town,
and no one's talking.
1194
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,883
Well, no one's talking 'cause
there's nothing to talk about, so...
1195
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,336
- What's your deal, Johansen?
- No deal.
1196
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,124
You got a deal, Bob?
1197
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,846
- No deal here.
- Yeah.
1198
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,083
I would advise you to put that away.
I'm a police officer.
1199
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,044
Don't worry about it.
1200
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,722
Check your marshmallows, fellas.
1201
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,803
No one says "check your marshmallows."
1202
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,361
You wanna get fucked by a fire dick?
1203
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,646
No.
1204
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,609
- Then check your marshmallows.
- Yeah.
1205
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,808
There's something fishy
going on with those three.
1206
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,928
Definitely.
1207
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,808
Are those women's sunglasses?
1208
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,327
No. They're Italian.
1209
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,881
And that's a woman's cigarette.
That's nice.
1210
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,610
Also Italian.
1211
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,604
Italian sunglasses, Italian cigarettes.
1212
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,161
Okay. Ciao.
1213
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,363
Excuse me, what the hell is that?
1214
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,010
Craig ordered eggs, over-medium.
1215
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,247
No. Look at the yolks.
1216
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,376
Those are hard, that's not over-medium.
Take it back.
1217
00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,616
Scott, I'm really slammed right now.
1218
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,130
I don't give a shit, asshole.
1219
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,724
Take it back. All right, dick face?
1220
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,008
You're doing a great job.
1221
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,966
Hey, sexy.
1222
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,406
Hey, baby. Looking good.
1223
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,891
Feeling better.
1224
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,242
Hey, things are getting super weird.
1225
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,402
I just found a glory hole upstairs.
1226
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,444
Just a dick-sized hole in the middle
of the wall that somebody made.
1227
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,967
You know how I knew?
There was a dick hanging out of it.
1228
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,570
Who the hell are they?
1229
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,131
Oh, they're Wall Street guys.
1230
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,560
They're betting a lot of money.
1231
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,041
They're also doing a ton of blow.
1232
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,210
Oh, yes!
1233
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,768
This is Frank Theodorakis' house.
1234
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,770
And right through those woods,
only 100 yards away
1235
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,122
is the parking lot
to Taylor's Meat Market.
1236
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,931
Oh, right, the great meat conspiracy.
1237
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:01,801
Come on, man.
1238
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,201
Don't do blow on the table.
It gets in the felt.
1239
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,601
Hey, we're betting 1,000 bucks a roll.
1240
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,728
I'll do cocaine off Of whatever I want.
1241
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,565
I'll do it off of that dumb wall sconce
over there. Check this out.
1242
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:12,847
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
1243
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,966
Whoo!
1244
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,165
What the Shit?
1245
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,281
Everybody, freeze! Police!
1246
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,402
Everybody, freeze! Respect my authority!
1247
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,846
No, no! No!
1248
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,162
No, freeze! You're not freezing!
1249
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,445
Freeze! Get on the ground.
1250
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,005
You will stop or get arrested.
1251
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,286
Do not inhale that!
1252
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,567
MY eyes!
1253
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,650
Playing cards, huh?
1254
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,365
For cash?
1255
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,365
That's illegal.
1256
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,363
- It's for charity.
- Yeah.
1257
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,851
- Yeah.
- Good.
1258
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,843
Which charity?
1259
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,805
- Uh...
- Uh... Horse circumcision.
1260
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,007
Money for psychic kids.
1261
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,161
Canada.
1262
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,040
Where's the money?
1263
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,416
This is pointless.
You're not gonna find anything anywhere.
1264
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,521
- Really?
- Yeah.
1265
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,808
Well, we've looked in
all of the other rooms, so...
1266
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,371
Chandler, take a look.
1267
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,524
- Hey, Scotty! Eyes up here, buddy.
- Honey, don't point at that.
1268
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,336
Look how nervous the baby deer is.
1269
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,520
You guys seem pretty interested
in this painting, here.
1270
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,721
- Yeah.
- We're not.
1271
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,730
The baby. The doe.
1272
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,486
Ah!
1273
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,886
What's this?
1274
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,405
It's safes, Bob.
1275
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,891
Oh, you fucking idiot.
1276
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,123
- Those are my pornography collection.
- Mmm.
1277
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,216
Why don't we pop the safes and see
if it's all the money that you've taken?
1278
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,760
You can't open them without the combo,
1279
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,480
- and I'm not giving it to you.
- Hmm.
1280
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,406
What are you looking at?
Why are you staring
1281
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,245
at this photo over here, now?
1282
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,401
Don't do that. Oh!
1283
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,607
Oh.
1284
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,041
A Post-it note.
1285
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:00,410
Is this the combination?
'Cause you 69 yourself, 24/7?
1286
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,800
Okay, here's the deal.
1287
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,680
We're not gonna arrest you.
1288
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,524
But you guys have to
shut down this casino.
1289
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,767
Aw, what?
1290
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,576
And also, we're confiscating
all your money.
1291
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,080
Hold on, you can't take the money.
It's for our daughter.
1292
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,924
You're gonna take their money, Bob?
1293
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,570
I'm not gonna take their money.
1294
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,927
I'm gonna confiscate
their money for the town.
1295
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,845
Come on, Chandler, you're not gonna
get caught up in this, are you?
1296
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,001
You're a good guy.
1297
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,008
Who's always lead baritone
when we go Christmas caroling.
1298
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,281
Come on.
1299
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,930
Hark the herald angels sing
1300
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,601
Glory to the newborn king
1301
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,250
Shut up.
1302
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,291
You remember when you guys
started an illegal casino?
1303
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,442
I'm Alex.
I wanna go to Bucknell.
1304
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,136
- Bob, enough.
- But my parents fucked up.
1305
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,970
They couldn't find the money,
so they started an illegal casino.
1306
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,407
- Bob, she's a kid.
- Oh, oh.
1307
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,927
We're taking the cash.
1308
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,284
Let's go, Chandler. Shut it down.
1309
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,608
Bob. Bob! That money's for college.
1310
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,642
Tonight at 11:00. Earlier this week,
1311
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,371
a local man was treated
at Sacred Heart Hospital
1312
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,760
for a severed middle finger.
1313
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,568
Authorities believe this may be related
to the recent local crime spree.
1314
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,491
The man is known to have
connections to Tommy Papouli,
1315
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:16,611
long suspected of racketeering,
illegal gambling, and even murder.
1316
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,805
Hey, sweetie.
1317
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,320
You were watching Walking Dead
without us?
1318
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,643
Yeah. Lizzie killed Mika.
1319
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,490
Fuck, we suck.
1320
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,800
We lost all our money.
1321
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,047
And I am mentally and physically
addicted to marijuana.
1322
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,521
Honey, you love it.
1323
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,320
I think about it all the time.
It's really hard to focus right now.
1324
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,725
I'm so mad I'm not high.
1325
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,211
And we started a fight club.
1326
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,361
What are we doing?
1327
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,200
We're each other's enabler.
We're not even...
1328
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,044
One of us has to be an adult here.
1329
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,484
So, you do it.
1330
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,361
You be it.
1331
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,887
Okay. I'll be the adult.
1332
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,368
And, as the adult,
1333
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:13,003
I'm gonna say, we're gonna call Frank
and tell him to shut it down.
1334
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,201
Okay.
1335
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,016
- And that's how we're gonna handle it.
- Okay.
1336
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,210
- What a relief.
- Right?
1337
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,536
Or we keep it open, and go big.
1338
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:21,721
Or we do. Yeah.
1339
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,016
Fuck Bob Schaeffer.
I'm not gonna look my daughter in the eye
1340
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,480
and tell her she can't go to college
1341
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,570
because some small-time
city councilman is bullying us.
1342
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,883
Exactly! We'll call everyone
and tell them the casino is still open.
1343
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,361
- Yes.
- No limit on any bet in the house.
1344
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,682
We go big, we make our money,
1345
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,569
and then we parachute out of there.
1346
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,846
Go big, or go home.
1347
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,610
- Let's do this!
- Okay.
1348
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,409
All right, here we go. Here we go!
1349
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,041
All right!
1350
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,844
This is fun! Whoo!
1351
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,607
That guy!
1352
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,080
Fuck Bob Schaeffer! Whoo!
1353
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,044
We got a professional shooter here.
1354
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,123
He can't tell us to shut down!
1355
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,090
Let's go! Two more.
Let's go. Come on.
1356
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,407
Wow. Hey, Raina.
1357
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,084
- What a pleasant surprise.
- Oh, my God!
1358
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,645
You said, "I'm not gambling."
1359
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,610
Raina, I meant that. I'm not!
1360
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,401
They are!
1361
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,289
All of them, and they're losing.
1362
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,284
You know, when you emphasize
one word more than the other,
1363
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,010
you know that's bullshit, right?
1364
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,164
Okay, so do you want me
to emphasize something for you?
1365
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,608
I am not coming back.
1366
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,656
They said go through Taylor's,
then through the woods,
1367
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,816
then we'll get to the casino!
1368
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:39,841
Let's do it!
1369
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,407
Ooh.
1370
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,325
I'm beginning to think
Raina's not gonna take me back.
1371
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,643
Mom? Dad? What are you guys doing here?
1372
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,730
Alex, what are you doing here?
1373
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,167
We got invited to this casino.
1374
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,367
You shouldn't be here.
1375
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,646
- What?
- Come with us.
1376
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:07,328
Sweetheart, it's very complicated,
but we need to tell you a few things.
1377
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,605
Hello?
1378
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,764
Hey, go around back.
There's a secret entrance.
1379
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,843
The password is André the..
1380
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,367
Holy fuck, look at this place.
1381
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,364
When you said casino,
I didn't think you meant fucking casino.
1382
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,690
Remember me, motherfucker?
1383
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,561
Wow, that looks great.
1384
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,563
Hey, dickfuck,
you're not gonna like Tommy.
1385
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,200
He doesn't cut off fingers,
he cuts off heads.
1386
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,249
Shut up. Come on.
1387
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,926
Guys, we've got a problem.
1388
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,525
- He's got a gun.
- Okay.
1389
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:54,721
Where's the money?
1390
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,166
- We just got robbed.
- Yeah.
1391
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,731
Look, the safes are all empty.
1392
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,456
Do you know how many times I've seen
someone point to an empty safe
1393
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,005
and say, "We have no money"?
1394
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,207
- A hundred?
- 500?
1395
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,856
- Thirty thousand.
- It's rhetorical, fuckstick.
1396
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:05,881
- Okay.
- Shut up.
1397
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,565
- This your daughter?
- Where?
1398
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:08,960
- Who, her?
- Right here.
1399
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,407
That's such a compliment.
This is my wife.
1400
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,400
- Alex?
- In fact, there's our daughter.
1401
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,727
- There she is. Hello, daughter.
- Hi, honey.
1402
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,016
Don't overthink it.
Just be our daughter.
1403
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,771
- Come right here.
- I'm not your daughter. That's your..
1404
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:22,921
Sorry, Rachel!
1405
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,290
- Fuck's the matter with you?
- What?
1406
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,441
Shoving a girl like that?
1407
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,608
We are strict disciplinarians
in our household.
1408
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,960
Get out of my way.
I know this is your daughter.
1409
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,684
- Mom!
- No, no, no!
1410
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,160
- Cuff her.
- Sweetie.
1411
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,531
- Mom.
- Honey.
1412
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,085
- No.
- Wait, no.
1413
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,044
Take me, not her.
1414
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,645
No. No one cares if you die.
1415
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,801
Oh, thank God.
1416
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,889
Help 'em find the money. And hey...
1417
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,651
300 grand. Or you'll never see
your daughter again.
1418
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,644
- Mom! Dad! Help! Help!
- Fuck you. Fuck you.
1419
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,087
Let go of me.
1420
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,286
You know what? You got us.
1421
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,449
There's $300,000 in money in this room...
1422
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,649
hidden in these money... Buckets.
1423
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,770
So, if you want,
you can take the money,
1424
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,564
and we'll take their daughter back.
1425
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,767
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1426
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,576
There's one here,
there's one behind the bed,
1427
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,125
and there's one right over there.
1428
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,845
Money cannon.
1429
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,966
Yeah!
1430
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,930
Don't worry, guys, I got this.
1431
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:26,406
Yes!
1432
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,282
Oh, no! Not in Frank's place, you don't!
1433
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,931
He's got a knife.
1434
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,966
- Look what he did.
- Oh, my God, Frank.
1435
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,485
Frank! Frank!
1436
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,642
- Raina.
- Are you okay?
1437
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,882
- God.
- Did you see him stab me?
1438
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,923
- Yes..
- It was so cool and effortless.
1439
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,168
- Oh, no!
- Okay. Okay-
1440
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,810
Let's go. Come on.
1441
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,001
Jesus.
1442
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,960
Aren't you supposed
to be getting me my money?
1443
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,445
- Pal?
- Dad?
1444
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,443
My name's not Pal.
1445
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,321
- They call me the Butcher.
- Ls that right?
1446
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,323
Alex! Stranger danger!
1447
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,162
Fuck!
1448
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,401
Oh, God!
1449
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,204
Don't forget about the Burner!
1450
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,203
Yeah!
1451
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,010
Oh, shit!
1452
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,247
Oh!
1453
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,801
What the fuck?
1454
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,121
Put him out! Put him out!
1455
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,691
- I got this!
- No, no, no!
1456
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,361
That's vodka!
1457
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,760
Are you kidding? Help!
1458
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,121
- I got it!
- No, no, no!
1459
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,520
That's vodka, too!
1460
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,171
On, God!
1461
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:39,045
Wait, no! That's polyester!
1462
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,209
I've got an idea. Everybody, back up!
All right.
1463
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,001
Ouch!
1464
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:49,361
Stop!
1465
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,009
What's with these people?
1466
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,367
Isn't just it!
1467
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:56,721
Frank!
1468
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,724
Frank, you saved his life.
1469
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:05,164
Everybody, everything's
gonna be just fine.
1470
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,722
I was wrong!
1471
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,525
I'm sorry.
1472
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,321
You were right about me.
1473
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:24,086
I will sign the divorce papers.
1474
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,730
As long as you print a new copy,
1475
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,056
'cause the ones that you gave me
burned up in the house.
1476
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,605
I fucked everything up.
1477
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,091
I know.
1478
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,402
But we have insurance.
1479
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,528
They don't know that I took
all the furniture and jewelry and stuff.
1480
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,569
- Raina...
- What?
1481
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:43,042
Are you suggesting that
we commit insurance fraud together?
1482
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,368
What, Frank? I'm just sayin'.
1483
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,520
That's one of the most
fucked-up things I've ever heard.
1484
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:56,721
But,
1485
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,443
you guys kind of did it all for me.
1486
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,251
So, thank you.
1487
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,970
Honey, don't thank us.
1488
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:08,448
The money's all gone.
You can't go to Bucknell.
1489
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,051
We are so sorry.
1490
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,770
We had it,
1491
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:15,011
but then Bob Schaeffer took it from us.
1492
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,889
The asshole that took my scholarship?
1493
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,441
If he stole it from us,
why don't we just steal it back?
1494
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,056
- No.
- 'Cause we don't do that anymore.
1495
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,680
Once you go to the dark side,
it gets dark very quickly. Trust me.
1496
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,245
I see fingers everywhere.
1497
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,401
Are you guys serious?
1498
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,642
You've been doing
this insane stuff all summer,
1499
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,088
and now that I have a chance to help,
you just wanna quit?
1500
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,856
Good afternoon, folks.
1501
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,325
- Excuse me? Hello?
- Mom?
1502
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,448
Don't be alarmed.
I'm not here to arrest you.
1503
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,409
What you did was self-defense.
1504
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,164
We are alarmed, you're in our backyard.
1505
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,651
Ignore the badge.
1506
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,285
- Ignore the gun.
- Oh!
1507
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:46,881
- Shit!
- Put it down.
1508
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,296
- What are you doing?
- Put that down.
1509
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,971
This is nothing to be afraid of. Here.
1510
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,363
People being afraid of guns is silly.
1511
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,686
And I'm sick of it.
1512
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,640
Anyway..-
1513
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,802
I'm just here to say one thing.
1514
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,649
Fuck Bob Schaeffer.
1515
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,610
He doesn't care about this town.
Here's what we're gonna do.
1516
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,971
You're never gonna believe this, Bob.
1517
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,889
They never shut down the casino.
1518
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,804
They just moved it to another house.
1519
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:16,487
But I told them if they kept it open,
that I would have them arrested.
1520
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,568
There are Smurfs who are taller
1521
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,450
than Bob Schaeffer.
1522
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,444
He looks like a gremlin
learned how to tie a tie.
1523
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,045
Don't get him wet after midnight.
1524
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,400
Hey, guys! I found the casino!
1525
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,807
For God sakes, I'm short!
1526
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,046
They're making fun of you, Bob.
1527
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,896
Hello, I'm Bob Schaeffer.
1528
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,605
You told them to shut it down.
1529
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,249
Cop car. Now.
1530
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,088
Can't wait to see their faces
when we get there.
1531
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:55,325
Come on.
1532
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,608
Okay. Yeah, right there.
1533
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:04,966
Okay, here you go.
1534
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,167
Okay.
1535
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,806
All right.
1536
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,047
What's the combination?
1537
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,441
It's okay, I know.
Um, Officer Chandler told me.
1538
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:15,165
And right now,
1539
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:19,010
I completely remember it.
1540
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,010
It's okay, I know, I know, I know.
1541
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,360
Dad, there's no time for this.
1542
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,851
Hide!
1543
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,365
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
1544
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,646
I need that by tomorrow.
1545
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,609
All right. No, I'm serious, though.
1546
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,762
All right. Bye.
1547
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,684
Okay, Scott...
1548
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,487
- Honey, I have faith in you, okay?
- Yeah.
1549
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:40,440
I know that you can remember
four sequential numbers.
1550
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,163
Just think. Just think.
1551
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,930
Squiggly line.
1552
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,443
Is that part of the combination?
1553
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,927
- Poop. Poop emoji?
- Uh-oh.
1554
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,969
Is that part of it? No.
1555
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,248
I love you so much, Dad.
1556
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,926
I'm gonna miss you next year at college.
1557
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,362
29-52-41 -78 pound.
1558
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:09,521
- Yes!
- I remember!
1559
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:10,681
You did! Good job!
1560
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,160
I'm gonna miss you, too, sweetie.
1561
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,441
Okay.
1562
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,405
Good job.
1563
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,681
Okay.
1564
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,449
Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
1565
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,601
Honey, there's wheels.
1566
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,801
I got it. What?
1567
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,160
- Dad! Dad!
- It's got wheels!
1568
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,730
- You can wheel it.
- It does.
1569
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,736
- Okay, yeah. So much easier.
- Just drag the suitcase.
1570
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,888
- Okay.
- Careful! The floor is slippery.
1571
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,296
Are you meeting with the Johansens?
1572
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,322
I think I saw them come into Town Hall.
1573
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,936
Dawn, they can't be there.
We're going to arrest them right now.
1574
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,530
Well, they're here somewhere.
1575
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,691
Your office door is open.
1576
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,080
Wait, so is the safe.
1577
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:55,520
What? I'm coming back!
1578
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:56,761
Go faster, Chandler.
1579
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,400
- I'm driving safely, Bob.
- Punch it!
1580
01:13:58,480 --> 01:13:59,925
Bob, I'm going the speed limit.
1581
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,849
- Punch it, Chandler. Let's go.
- I won't.
1582
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,963
Back to Town Hall now!
1583
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,296
- Stop it!
- You stop it!
1584
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,440
- Stop doing that!
- No!
1585
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,045
Stop it! Watch out, Chandler!
1586
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,244
That's why you don't punch it!
1587
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,128
Great, just great!
1588
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,726
Fuck you, Bob Schaeffer!
1589
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,850
- You wrecked my car! You pig!
- Stop it.
1590
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,001
Bob!
1591
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,766
- Look what you did!
- Ma'am, we have to exchange information!
1592
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,770
Fuck the police.
1593
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,881
There you go.
1594
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,280
There we go.
1595
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,602
Your family fucking sucks!
1596
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,884
Stupid fucking money bag!
1597
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,482
No! Not the model!
1598
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,361
I handcuffed it to my wrist,
you fucking shithead!
1599
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,922
So, what are you gonna do
about it now, Scott Johansen?
1600
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,840
You're not talking to Scott Johansen.
1601
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:37,961
What?
1602
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:40,521
You're talking to...
1603
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:41,801
No. No.
1604
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,325
- The Butcher.
- No!
1605
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,849
I thought you were gonna cut off my arm.
1606
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,002
So did I. I'm so glad I didn't do that.
1607
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:53,491
Oh, God.
1608
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,486
Oh, Chandler, God.
1609
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,449
Chandler, arrest these people, please.
1610
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,284
I don't think so, Bob.
1611
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,204
I like them a lot more than I like you.
1612
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,408
- Hmm.
- Are you kidding me?
1613
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,528
- So, that's how it's gonna be?
- Yeah.
1614
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,409
Don't touch the fucking money.
1615
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,800
It's fine.
1616
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,445
All I need is my sweet, sweet Dawn.
1617
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,602
Bob, is that all cash
that you stole from them?
1618
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,001
Yep.
1619
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:17,531
- Yeah, he did.
- All of it.
1620
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:18,840
Mmm-hmm.
- Come on!
1621
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,161
I took that money for us,
1622
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,731
for our future.
1623
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,496
What future? What are you talking about?
1624
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:25,170
I wanted you to be my First Lady.
1625
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,209
You're never gonna be President.
1626
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:28,971
You're too short.
1627
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:31,481
Dawn?
1628
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,040
- What's going on in here?
- Joe...
1629
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:35,810
Oh, my God, the model.
1630
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,525
And you know what, Bob?
1631
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,603
I'm already somebody's First Lady.
1632
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:40,841
No.
1633
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,536
I'm coming in for a kiss right now.
1634
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,369
Here I come.
1635
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,087
Mmm.
1636
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,809
Way to go, Joe.
1637
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,923
- Did I get you that necklace?
- What?
1638
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,561
Yep.
1639
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:57,087
You know what? All I do is give!
1640
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,049
What about me?
1641
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:02,124
What about Bob?
1642
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:03,810
What's so funny?
1643
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,803
There's a movie. What About Bob?
1644
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,962
Yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray.
1645
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,726
Am I the only one
who doesn't get Bill Murray?
1646
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,006
- What?
- You're coming off
1647
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,885
- like a real dipshit now.
- You're being a piece of shit, Bob.
1648
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,684
Don't judge me!
1649
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,490
Yeah, I took the money!
1650
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,324
I took the money from the Johansens,
1651
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:22,164
and I took the money from the town.
1652
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,566
But I deserve it!
1653
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,280
I'm so glad you said that clearly, Bob.
1654
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,121
'Cause we've been recording it
on all of these cameras.
1655
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,084
What? What?
1656
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,890
Oh, God!
1657
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,806
I'm gonna go shoot Bob.
1658
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,161
No, no, no.
1659
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,209
- I'm gonna go arrest Bob.
- That a boy!
1660
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:40,056
Anyway, those cameras weren't turned on.
I just said that to freak him out.
1661
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,536
- Are you kidding me?
- That was badass.
1662
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:42,561
I totally bought that!
1663
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:44,530
Come on. Let's go, guys.
1664
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,130
- It's okay.
- It's okay.
1665
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:02,966
You got it.
1666
01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:06,965
I love you guys.
1667
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:12,449
Thanks for getting me into college.
1668
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,086
You okay?
1669
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,207
Yeah.
1670
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:24,641
Yeah, you?
1671
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:25,961
Yeah.
1672
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,283
You know, I thought losing Alex
would feel like losing my best friend.
1673
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,205
Yeah, me, too.
1674
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,968
But it's not.
1675
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:39,681
Alex is my daughter,
1676
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,524
you're my best friend.
1677
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,407
You're my best friend.
1678
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,723
And you're not just my best friend,
you're the baddest mofo around.
1679
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,288
Whom I fucking love.
1680
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:57,970
Did you just say "whom"?
1681
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,042
'Cause you're giving me
a straight-up boner, girl.
1682
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,960
- Grammar has always been your thing.
- Yeah.
1683
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,610
Math, not so much.
1684
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,211
I know you.
1685
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,646
I wanna feed you soup when we get old.
1686
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,565
I really hope that I don't die before you.
1687
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,771
Because I don't know
how you're gonna make it without me.
1688
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,160
I know.
1689
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,165
I think about that all the time.
1690
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:25,401
Okay.
1691
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,241
For another day.
1692
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:28,926
Okay.
1693
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,525
Excuse me.
1694
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:52,960
Excuse me?
1695
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:54,885
You mind pulling up?
1696
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,883
We're just having
a little trouble getting out.
1697
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,771
Where are you gonna go, huh? Soccer moms.
1698
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:03,161
Hey!
1699
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,328
Wrong couple to fuck with, pal.
1700
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,000
You're fucking crazy!
1701
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:12,482
- I'm starving.
- Yeah, me, too.
1702
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,281
God, he was scared shitless, huh?
1703
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,251
I don't mean to freak you out,
but if I don't get my job back...
1704
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,045
Are you jerking off a giant?
1705
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:42,611
No.
1706
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,976
Try it again.
1707
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,163
Maybe lean over with your neck,
like it's just snapped.
1708
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,361
Okay.
1709
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,966
I will give you your raise.
1710
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,521
- Okay.
- If you can name one of my kids.
1711
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:55,364
Varley. Sativa.
1712
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,885
- No, no. I'm sorry.
- Okay. Yeah.
1713
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,081
Sataiva.
1714
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,924
- Campbell. Campbell's Soup?
- Campbell?
1715
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,566
- Khaleesi?
- Khaleesi is not one of my kids' names.
1716
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,216
- Salamander.
- You just said 'em back to me...
1717
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,924
Salamander? No way.
1718
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,164
No Earthly way
is my child named Salamander.
1719
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:10,761
Like, no fucking way?
1720
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,365
Like, no fucking way.
1721
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:15,846
Let's go downstairs.
1722
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,576
There's some people that the Butcher
needs to talk to on the floor.
1723
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,204
What are you doing?
1724
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:25,721
I was gonna go here,
and then I realized that I crossed you.
1725
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,369
You know I love y'all, right?
1726
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:29,851
But you stress me out.
1727
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,406
And, cut!
1728
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,483
All right, you motherfuckers...
1729
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,201
Action!
1730
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:41,725
What the fuck?
1731
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:45,680
- Fuck is your problem with you people?
- Put him out, put him out!
1732
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,487
I put it out. Fuck yourself!
1733
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:50,250
Yeah, we're gonna cut your finger off.
1734
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,890
We're gonna cut your dick off.
1735
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,247
I'm gonna take your dick,
I might lick it.
1736
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,560
- Hang on. What?
- In private.
1737
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,284
Wait, what? What do you mean?
1738
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:58,441
What?
128905